高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译13素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕13

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十三集

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　　你們準備點菜了嗎

　　Hey. So you guys ready to order?

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　　既然我們每個周二晚上6點都來

　　Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00

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　　點完全一樣的菜

　　現在是6:08分了

　　and order the same exact thing, and it's now 6:08

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　　我想

　　不言而喻的不僅是這個問題

　　I believe your question not only answers itself

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　　還有其他一些愚蠢的問題

　　but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries

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　　比如

　　"誰把狗放出來了"

　　as "Who let the dogs out?"

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　　還有"他們過得如何"

　　And, uh, "How are they hanging""

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　慣例

　　謝爾頓的漢堡上加一口唾沫

　　So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.

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　　佩妮

　　等等

　　Penny, a moment?

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　　這周末你有安排嗎

　　Do you have plans this weekend?

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　　天啊

　　艾米

　　很抱歉

　　Oh, gee, Amy, I'm sorry

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　　我這周末真的很忙

　　I'm actually pretty busy this weekend.

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　　可能要上今天點的菜

　　Probably serving food that was ordered today.

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　　真不幸

　　我還想讓你當我的伴兒

　　That's too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus-one

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　　一起去多學科研究院

　　at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies'

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　　參加現行科學研究

　　symposium on the impact of current scientific research

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　　對社會交互的影響研討會

　　on societal interactions.

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　　什么

　　The what?

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　　是一個年度科學會議

　　It's an annual science conference.

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　　我們都被邀請發言

　　We've all been invited to speak.

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　　哦

　　好吧

　　正如我說的

　　我有安排了

　　Oh! Oh, okay, well, you know, like I said, I have plans, so...

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　　真可惜

　　因為你是我最好的朋友

　　Shame. Since you're my best friend

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　　我還以為這是個增加交流的機會呢

　　I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.

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　　我是你最好的朋友嗎

　　I'm your best friend?

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　　你不看我的博客嗎

　　Don't you read my blog?

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　　別難過

　　Oh, don't feel bad.

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　　我從來不看萊納德的

　　我以前還跟他睡過

　　I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.

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　　你認識其他會想去

　　Do you know anybody else who would appreciate

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　　費用全包的大蘇四星酒店

　　an all-expense-paid spa weekend

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　　spa周末游的人嗎

　　at a four-star resort in Big Sur?

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　　不

　　我真的

　　對不起

　　免費什么

　　對不起

　　什么

　　什么

　　No, I really-- I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?

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　　我想她周末突然沒事了

　　I think her weekend just opened up.

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　　等等

　　等等

　　我確認一下

　　你們說的spa

　　Wait, wait, just to be clear, when you guys say "Spa

　　"

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　　跟普通人說的spa是一樣的嗎

　　does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?

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　　差不多

　　Pretty much.

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　　除了我們穿著衣服蒸桑拿

　　Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.

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　　你知道嗎

　　盡管會很難

　　You know, it is going to be difficult

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　　但是我要取消我的安排

　　為了我的好朋友

　　but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.

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　　請不要碰我的胸

　　Please don't touch my breasts.

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　　我

　　我沒想

　　I... I wasn't going to.

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　　好吧

　　我只是要確定一下界限

　　All right. I just want to establish boundaries.

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　　伙計們

　　這太棒了

　　我好久沒度假了

　　Boy, this is great. I haven't had a vacation in ages.

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　　想度假

　　先工作

　　In order to take a vacation, one first has to work.

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　　知道嗎

　　作為一個聰明人

　　You know, for a smart guy

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　　你竟然不明白一個原則

　　you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept

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　　"不要惹給你準備飯的人"

　　"Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."

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　　這原則確實很對

　　That does seem to be a valid principle.

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　　我相信佩妮會遵守

　　I trust Penny will adhere to

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　　"加州酒店員工

　　the "Official California Restaurant Workers'

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　　道德和清潔莊嚴誓約"

　　Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness."

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　　我認為沒有這種東西

　　I don't believe there's any such thing.

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　　你騙我

　　You lied to me?

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　　早上好

　　Good morning.

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　　大家請注意

　　If I could have everyone's attention, please?

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　　我知道我們都想盡快開往大蘇

　　I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur

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　　所以如果我們集中精神

　　我相信我們能

　　so if we focus, I'm sure we can get through this orientation

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　　在半小時之內完成介紹

　　in under a half an hour.

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　　就是些問答

　　測試

　　安全演習

　　Then it's just Q&A, quiz, safety drills

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　　拍張團體紀念照

　　就能出發了

　　pose for commemorative group photo and we're off.

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　　別擔心

　　測試時坐我旁邊

　　Don't worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz

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　　你可以抄我的

　　and you can copy my answers.

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　　拉杰

　　Raj?

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　　你在干嗎

　　What are you doing?

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　　那可不行

　　I don't think so.

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　　你的6盎司定額已經喝完了

　　You've had your allotted six ounces.

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　　第一個上廁所時間是在貝克斯菲爾德的

　　The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's

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　　丹尼餐廳

　　located near Bakersfield

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　　距此大約2個半小時

　　which is approximately two and half hours away.

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　　記住

　　同志們

　　Remember, people

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　　我們的強硬受制于最弱的膀胱

　　we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

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　　沒人關心你的凱格爾練習

　　Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.

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　　好的

　　我們有7個人

　　2輛車

　　All right. We have seven people, and two cars.

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　　領航車

　　由萊納德駕駛

　　In the lead car, driven by Leonard

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　　乘客是

　　我

　　will be... myself

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　　艾米·費拉·福勒

　　Amy Farrah Fowler

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　　和佩妮

　　and Penny.

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　　耶

　　Yes!

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　　他把你安排在另一個車上

　　我幫你升級了

　　He had you in the other car, but I got you upgraded.

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　　耶

　　Yay!

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　　她提出

　　如果我們在前不著村后不著店的地方

　　She made the case that if we break down

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　　出故障

　　你在內布拉斯加邊遠地區的

　　in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills

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　　生存技能和健壯的大手能增加我們

　　and brawny hands will give us the best chance

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　　在野外生存的機會

　　to survive in the wild.

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　　健壯

　　Brawny?

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　　比我的還大

　　They're bigger than mine.

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　　紅1號呼叫紅5號

　　請回答

　　Red Leader to Red Five, come in.

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　　紅1號呼叫紅5號

　　請回答

　　Red Leader to Red Five, come in.

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　　霍華德

　　你保證過的

　　Howard, you promised.

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　　好吧

　　紅5號呼叫紅1號

　　Fine. Red Five to Red Leader.

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　　你要干嗎

　　What do you want now?

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　　現在是11:15

　　It's 11:15.

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　　我要你每刻鐘的位置報告

　　I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update.

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　　緊跟在你們后面呢

　　Still right behind you.

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　　收到

　　紅5號

　　Copy that, Red Five.

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　　無線電聯絡就足夠了

　　Radio contact is sufficient.

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　　不需要伸你的中指

　　No need to extend your middle finger.

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　　艾米

　　我在想

　　So, Amy, I've been wondering

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　　你和謝爾頓要共住一間房嗎

　　are you and Sheldon going to be sharing a room?

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　　不

　　我們討論過了

　　No, we discussed it.

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　　一致認為

　　我們不想因為太了解對方

　　We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship

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　　而損害了我們的關系

　　by getting to know each other too well.

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　　確實

　　沒有比熟知對方的如廁規律

　　Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more

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　　更破壞友情的事了

　　than over-familiarity with someone's toilet routine.

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　　我深表贊同

　　I can vouch for that.

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　　-喂

　　-不是說你

　　說他

　　- Hey. - Not you, him.

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　　哦

　　謝謝

　　Oh. Thanks.

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　　不過

　　你的可真讓人開眼了

　　Although yours was an eye-opener.

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　　別擔心

　　佩妮

　　Don't worry, Penny.

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　　你是我帶的伴兒

　　你跟我住

　　You're my plus-one. You'll bunk with me.

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　　另外

　　旅行會讓我便秘

　　And FYI, travel makes me constipated

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　　所以

　　我是理想的酒店住宿室友

　　so I'm the ideal hotel roommate.

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　　好極了

　　Terriffic.

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　　還沒到嗎

　　Are we there yet?

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　　我希望我們能趕得上主題致辭

　　I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address.

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　　真的嗎

　　你想看主題致辭

　　Really? You want to see the keynote?

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　　對

　　聽起來很有意思

　　Yeah, it sounds fun.

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　　"超級細菌

　　"Super bacteria:

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　　末日啟示

　　還是令人激動的研究機會"

　　global apocalypse or exciting research opportunity?"

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　　事實上

　　我想得是

　　我們直接去房間

　　Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room

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　　然后

　　"休整"一下

　　and... take a nap.

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　　真的嗎

　　Really?

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　　不去看主題致辭了

　　And miss the keynote?

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　　回頭能在C-SPAN上看到的

　　We can watch it later on C-SPAN.

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　　而且

　　我真的很期待

　　你和我

　　Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me...

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　　一起在酒店里"休整"

　　napping together in the hotel.

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　　親愛的

　　你那么困的話

　　Honey, if you're that tired

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　　就在車里先睡上一覺吧

　　why don't you just take a nap here in the car?

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　　不

　　你看

　　不是

　　No, see, it's not...

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　　等一下

　　萊納德來電話

　　Hang on. It's Leonard.

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　　嗨

　　萊納德

　　Hi, Leonard.

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　　嗨

　　我剛收到拉杰的短信

　　Yeah, hi. Listen, I just got a text from Raj.

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　　他讓我告訴你

　　He wanted me to tell you

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　　霍華德說的"休整"

　　是"做愛"的意思

　　that when Howard says "Nap

　　" He means "Sex."

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　　謝謝你

　　拉杰

　　Thank you, Raj.

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　　你是錒系元素的一種嗎

　　Are you... an element in the actinoid series?

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　　不是

　　No.

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　　艾米

　　Amy?

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　　你在自然界中是放射性的嗎

　　Are you usually radioactive when found in nature?

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　　不是

　　No.

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　　你是鑭系元素嗎

　　Are you in the lanthanoid series?

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　　艾米

　　輪到佩妮了

　　Amy, it's Penny's turn.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny?

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　　呃

　　我咋知道

　　Uh, I don't know...

　　146

　　00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:32,770

　　你是吃的嗎

　　Are you food?

　　147

　　00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:37,350

　　這就是你不對了

　　That's not apropos.

　　148

　　00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,590

　　不是說明白了嗎

　　在元素周期表里[直譯:桌]

　　We've already established I'm found in the periodic table.

　　149

　　00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:41,790

　　好歹是張桌

　　不是嗎

　　Well, it's a table, right?

　　150

　　00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,700

　　是桌子干嘛不能放吃的

　　I mean, why can't there be food on it?

　　151

　　00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,570

　　就知道她不配坐領頭車

　　I knew she wasn't lead car materiel.

　　152

　　00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,180

　　誰選你當了汽車旅行之王了

　　Who elected you Road Trip God?

　　153

　　00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,700

　　萊納德

　　Leonard.

　　154

　　00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,900

　　那是深夜投票

　　It was a late-night vote.

　　155

　　00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,480

　　大家都精疲力盡了

　　We were all exhausted

　　156

　　00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,670

　　他威脅我們不選他就不讓睡

　　and he was threatening to filibuster.

　　157

　　00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:01,660

　　也不是啥"汽車旅行之王"啦

　　It's not technically "Road Trip God""

　　158

　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,590

　　是旅途監督員

　　it's Travel Supervisor.

　　159

　　00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:06,930

　　盡管汽車旅行之王聽著更拉風一些

　　Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.

　　160

　　00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:08,960

　　我就不明白了

　　你們怎么就

　　I don't understand why you people

　　161

　　00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,420

　　讓他這么欺負你們啊

　　just let him bully you like this.

　　162

　　00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,800

　　該有人奮起反抗

　　Someone should stand up to him.

　　163

　　00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,080

　　他能怎么著

　　What's he going to do?

　　164

　　00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,210

　　真不敢相信

　　你們就眼看著他把我轟出來

　　I can't believe you let him kick me out of the car.

　　165

　　00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:22,490

　　我們敢怎樣啊

　　他是旅程監督人

　　What could we do? He's the Travel Supervisor.

　　166

　　00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,480

　　別擔心

　　佩妮

　　反正這輛車更贊

　　Don't worry, Penny. This is a better car anyway.

　　167

　　00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,630

　　沒錯

　　這是愛愛車喔

　　Yeah. It's the Love Car.

　　168

　　00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,080

　　還用問么

　　Should I ask?

　　169

　　00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,650

　　他們說我們太小還不懂得*

　　*They say we're young and we don't know

　　170

　　00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:39,460

　　長大后才能領悟*

　　*We won't find out until we grow

　　171

　　00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,030

　　我不知這正確與否*

　　*Well, I don't know if all that's true

　　172

　　00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:47,150

　　因為寶貝

　　我們擁有彼此*

　　*'Cause you got me, and, baby, I got you

　　173

　　00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,760

　　寶貝*

　　*Babe

　　174

　　00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,410

　　我擁有你*

　　*I got you, babe

　　175

　　00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,390

　　紅一號

　　我真的錯了

　　Red Leader, I'm really sorry.

　　176

　　00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,330

　　我擁有你

　　寶貝*

　　*I got you, babe.

　　177

　　00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:03,330

　　我擁有你

　　寶貝*

　　*I got you, babe...

　　178

　　00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,920

　　我想你了

　　I missed you.

　　179

　　00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,300

　　知道不

　　我也無比想你

　　You know what? I missed you, too.

　　180

　　00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,260

　　伯納黛特

　　Bernadette?

　　181

　　00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,730

　　天吶

　　格倫

　　Oh, my God, Glenn!

　　182

　　00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,680

　　見到你真高興

　　Great to see you!

　　183

　　00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,110

　　你是來參加研討會的嗎

　　Are you here for the conference?

　　184

　　00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,900

　　是啊

　　我在全球暖化座談組

　　Yeah, I'm doing a global warming panel.

　　185

　　00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,120

　　真不錯

　　Oh, good for you.

　　186

　　00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,480

　　格倫

　　這是霍華德

　　我男朋友

　　Uh, Glenn, this is my boyfriend Howard.

　　187

　　00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,540

　　-很高興認識你

　　-嗨

　　- Nice to meet you. - Hi.

　　188

　　00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,360

　　哎喲

　　嗨

　　Ow. Hi.

　　189

　　00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,740

　　你很幸運嘛

　　You're a lucky man.

　　190

　　00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,510

　　妮妮是個好姑娘

　　Bernie's a great gal.

　　191

　　00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,390

　　是啊

　　"妮妮"確實很好

　　Yes. "Bernie" Sure is.

　　192

　　00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:39,770

　　我先走一步

　　座談會定在明早

　　Well, I got to run. The panel's tomorrow morning.

　　193

　　00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,460

　　主題是"憶雪: 回首往昔"

　　It's called, "Remembering Snow: A Look Back."

　　194

　　00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,490

　　我會盡量去的

　　I'll try to catch it.

　　195

　　00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,190

　　太好了

　　Oh, great.

　　196

　　00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,260

　　-拜拜

　　-拜

　　- Bye. - Bye.

　　197

　　00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,450

　　那個...妮妮

　　Hey... Bernie?

　　198

　　00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:54,490

　　咋了

　　Yeah?

　　199

　　00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,330

　　拜托告訴我那是你同性戀的表親

　　Please tell me he's your gay cousin.

　　200

　　00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,660

　　不是啊

　　他是我大學教授

　　No. He was one of my professors in college.

　　201

　　00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,110

　　這樣啊

　　算是松了口氣

　　Oh! That's a relief.

　　202

　　00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,250

　　然后我們交往過一年

　　Then we went out for a year.

　　203

　　00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:11,250

　　來吧

　　趕緊辦理入住

　　就能去"休整"一下啦

　　Come on, let's check in, so we can take that nap.

　　204

　　00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,940

　　不

　　不一定是成比例的...

　　No, it's not necessarily proportional...

　　205

　　00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:17,920

　　閉嘴

　　Shut up!

　　206

　　00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,500

　　那個綠包是庫珀博士的

　　That green bag is Dr. Cooper's.

　　207

　　00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,690

　　多給你五美刀

　　拜托讓他多等會

　　Here's an extra five. Make him wait.

　　208

　　00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,460

　　直接進入"休整"了呀

　　好吧

　　Right to the nap, huh? Okay?

　　209

　　00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,940

　　那個

　　格倫那哥們

　　Uh, so, this Glenn guy.

　　210

　　00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:40,500

　　你說你們交往了一年吶

　　You say you went out with him for, like, a year.

　　211

　　00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:43,070

　　咱有必要這時候討論我的前男友嗎

　　Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now?

　　212

　　00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:45,290

　　不

　　大概沒必要吧

　　No. I guess not.

　　213

　　00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,010

　　他多高啊

　　1.93還是1.95

　　What is he, like, six-four, six-five?

　　214

　　00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,910

　　兩米啦

　　Six-seven.

　　215

　　00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,270

　　估計不好買衣服吧

　　Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits.

　　216

　　00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,360

　　你有什么不爽嗎

　　Is something bothering you?

　　217

　　00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,520

　　-沒

　　就是

　　-就是什么

　　- No. It's just... - What?

　　218

　　00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,380

　　我就是想吧

　　I'm just thinking.

　　219

　　00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,850

　　如果你和那哥們兒上過床

　　If you had sex with that guy

　　220

　　00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:05,270

　　我是說

　　我現在也不能變得

　　I mean, there's nothing I can do here

　　221

　　00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:08,180

　　更..."給力"一點

　　that will make any kind of... impact.

　　222

　　00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,880

　　霍華德

　　這又不是什么比賽

　　Howard, it's not a contest.

　　223

　　00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,510

　　我愛你

　　我想和你在一起

　　I love you. I want to be with you.

　　224

　　00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:15,680

　　那很好啊

　　我也愛你

　　但

　　Yeah, great, love you, too, but...

　　225

　　00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,150

　　如果是個比賽

　　If it were a contest

　　226

　　00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:22,410

　　我也沒機會贏啊

　　對吧

　　I wouldn't have a chance, right?

　　227

　　00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,260

　　你不能這么想

　　You can't think that way.

　　228

　　00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:25,040

　　對

　　Yep.

　　229

　　00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,090

　　萎男

　　Loser.

　　230

　　00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:30,560

　　霍華德

　　別這樣

　　Howard, stop it.

　　231

　　00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,280

　　對不起

　　我就是沒想到

　　Sorry. I just never figured that

　　232

　　00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,350

　　我這種人跟你這種女孩交往

　　a guy like me going out with a girl like you

　　233

　　00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,230

　　還要跟他那種男人競爭

　　would ever have to compete with a guy like that.

　　234

　　00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,850

　　等等

　　什么叫"我這種女孩"

　　Wait a minute, "A girl like me"? What's that mean?

　　235

　　00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,060

　　我...我那個

　　I'm... I...

　　236

　　00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,690

　　你是說我沒那么辣

　　Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough

　　237

　　00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,320

　　配不上格倫嗎

　　to go out with a guy like Glenn?

　　238

　　00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,170

　　不

　　不是啊

　　完全跟你那意思相反

　　No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.

　　239

　　00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,150

　　我太辣了

　　格倫配不上我嗎

　　I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?

　　240

　　00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,570

　　對啊

　　那就這意思吧

　　Yeah, let's go with that.

　　241

　　00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,880

　　還是沒貨

　　Still nothing.

　　242

　　00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,840

　　一小時后提醒我再試一次

　　Remind me to try again in an hour.

　　243

　　00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:15,850

　　包在我身上

　　Will do.

　　244

　　00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,580

　　那么

　　So...

　　245

　　00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,570

　　閨蜜談心

　　girl talk?

　　246

　　00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,030

　　好啊

　　Um, sure.

　　247

　　00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,640

　　你想聊啥

　　What do you got in mind?

　　248

　　00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,870

　　你同意弗洛依德的"陰莖嫉妒"理論嗎

　　Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy?

　　249

　　00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:34,180

　　呃

　　我還真沒想過

　　Um, I never really thought about it.

　　250

　　00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:34,740

　　怎么了

　　Why?

　　251

　　00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,030

　　有時候我覺得長一根挺不錯的

　　Sometimes I think it might be nice to have one.

　　252

　　00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,590

　　真的嗎

　　Really?

　　253

　　00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,010

　　不為嘿咻

　　為了方便

　　Not for sex, for convenience.

　　254

　　00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,360

　　你不能否認

　　比較而言

　　You can't deny that, by comparison

　　255

　　00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,350

　　我們的內部下水系統太難伺候了

　　our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.

　　256

　　00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,490

　　我也沒怎么想過這個

　　Again, I've never given it much thought.

　　257

　　00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,450

　　現在有時間啊

　　We have time now.

　　258

　　00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,460

　　想想吧

　　Think about it.

　　259

　　00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,110

　　太好了

　　Oh, good.

　　260

　　00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,240

　　嗨

　　Hey.

　　261

　　00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,270

　　我今晚能住這嗎

　　Can I stay here tonight?

　　262

　　00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,110

　　好啊

　　怎么了

　　Yeah. Why, what happened?

　　263

　　00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,630

　　霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋

　　Howard's a complete and total ass.

　　264

　　00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,040

　　啊

　　我懂的

　　來吧

　　Oh, yeah, that. Come on in.

　　265

　　00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,770

　　謝啦

　　我睡地板就好

　　Thanks. I'll sleep on the floor.

　　266

　　00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,730

　　不用的

　　Not necessary.

　　267

　　00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,140

　　我跟佩妮完全不介意睡一張床

　　Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.

　　268

　　00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,550

　　不介意嗎

　　We are?

　　269

　　00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,740

　　當然了

　　我們是閨蜜嘛

　　Of course, we're best friends.

　　270

　　00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,900

　　哦對了

　　博客寫了

　　Oh, right, right, the blog.

　　271

　　00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:24,920

　　不過

　　溫馨提示

　　Word of warning, though.

　　272

　　00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,570

　　我有夜驚傾向

　　I'm prone to night terrors

　　273

　　00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,780

　　所以如果我睜眼亂踢或尖叫

　　別慌

　　so when I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic.

　　274

　　00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,460

　　把我按倒撫摸我的頭發

　　就會沒事的

　　Just pin me down and stroke my hair, and I'll be fine.

　　275

　　00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,760

　　-嗨

　　我今晚能住這嗎

　　-噓噓噓

　　- Hey, can I stay here tonight? - Shh-shh-shh.

　　276

　　00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,200

　　謝爾頓睡著了

　　Sheldon's asleep.

　　277

　　00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,070

　　啥情況

　　What's going on?

　　278

　　00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,050

　　這個

　　霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋

　　Well, Howard's a complete and total ass

　　279

　　00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,160

　　所以伯納黛特占了我的床

　　Bernadette's in my bed

　　280

　　00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,340

　　不管我怎么摸艾米的頭發

　　她都亂咬

　　and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair, she bites.

　　281

　　00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,480

　　-啥

　　-無所謂了

　　- What? - Never mind.

　　282

　　00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,460

　　我能住這兒不

　　Can I stay here or not?

　　283

　　00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,720

　　-當然能

　　-太好了

　　- Uh, sure. - All right.

　　284

　　00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,760

　　你想怎么睡

　　So, how do you want to do this?

　　285

　　00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,110

　　反正打死我也不跟他睡

　　Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.

　　286

　　00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,160

　　沒錯

　　就像是

　　Yeah, it is a little like

　　287

　　00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080

　　爬進了德拉庫拉的棺材

　　getting into Dracula's coffin.

　　288

　　00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080

　　著名吸血鬼電影角色

　　289

　　00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:12,100

　　我們得充分利用這個情況

　　We're just gonna have to make the best of this.

　　290

　　00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,410

　　好吧

　　你說"充分利用"的意思是

　　Okay, when you say "make the best of it..."

　　291

　　00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:16,850

　　-睡覺

　　-好吧

　　- Sleep.

　　- Right.

　　292

　　00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,530

　　我們就把中間這里叫做

　　So we'll just call the middle here

　　293

　　00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,200

　　"中立區"

　　the Neutral Zone.

　　294

　　00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,450

　　中什么

　　The what?

　　295

　　00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,020

　　《星際迷航》啊

　　Star Trek.

　　296

　　00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,180

　　中立區嘛

　　You know, the Neutral Zone

　　297

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　　就在聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國之間

　　between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.

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　　哦

　　好吧

　　Oh, okay.

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　　就跟當年一樣

　　Just like old times.

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　　當然咯

　　Of course

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　　有時候聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國

　　sometimes the Federation and the Romulans

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　　會進入中立區

　　would enter the Neutral Zone

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　　進行臨時休戰談判

　　to negotiate a temporary truce.

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　　00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,990

　　親愛的

　　我就敞開天窗說亮話吧

　　Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand:

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　　休想碰我的下半身

　　from the waist down, my shields are up.

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　　00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,970

　　懂了

　　懂了

　　Got it, got it.

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　　知道嗎

　　只用上半身

　　We can do all kinds of stuff

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　　我們也可以玩出很多花樣

　　from the waist up, you know?

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　　-睡覺

　　-晚安

　　- Go to sleep.

　　- Good night.

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　　請親口告訴我你倆沒在交媾

　　Please tell me you're not having coitus.

　　311

　　00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,480

　　我倆沒在交媾

　　We are not having coitus.

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　　你倆能保證今晚一直

　　Can you guarantee that it won't happen

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　　都不交媾嗎

　　at any time during the night?

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　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,620

　　-能

　　-不能

　　- Yes.

　　- No.

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　　特納經典電影頻道即將播出

　　Next on Turner Classic Movies

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　　00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,110

　　《BJ單身日記》

　　Bridget Jones's Diary.

　　317

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　　哦天吶

　　我已經內牛滿面了

　　Oh, my God, I'm crying already.

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　　00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,120

　　拉杰

　　拉杰

　　Raj? Raj?

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　　00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:52,710

　　拉杰

　　Raj?

　　320

　　00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,030

　　我今晚得睡在這兒

　　I need to sleep here tonight.

　　321

　　00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,330

　　為啥

　　Why?

　　322

　　00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,090

　　霍華德是個徹頭徹尾的大混蛋

　　Howard is a complete and total ass

　　323

　　00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,450

　　伯納黛特霸占了佩妮的床

　　艾米總咬人

　　Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites

　　324

　　00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,380

　　佩妮和萊納德有可能會交媾

　　and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.

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　　00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,130

　　好吧

　　進來吧

　　Okay. Come on in.

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　　00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,550

　　萊納德

　　你睡著了嗎

　　Leonard, are you asleep?

　　327

　　00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,670

　　沒

　　No.

　　328

　　00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,250

　　真的很感謝你今晚收留我

　　I really appreciate you letting me stay here tonight.

　　329

　　00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,570

　　小意思

　　沒什么

　　Sure, no problem.

　　330

　　00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,440

　　我知道這樣有點兒尷尬

　　I know it's kinda weird.

　　331

　　00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,570

　　米錯

　　True dat.

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　　00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,370

　　"米錯"

　　"True dat"?

　　333

　　00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,900

　　自從咱倆分手以后我學會了更多流行語

　　I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up.

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　　00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,220

　　好吧

　　Right.

　　335

　　00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,010

　　還生我氣嗎

　　Still mad at me about that?

　　336

　　00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,220

　　不了不了

　　我很理解

　　No. No, I understand.

　　337

　　00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,810

　　我逼得太緊

　　你想要些空間

　　I got too intense, you had to back off.

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　　00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,740

　　謝謝