高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译23素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕23

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　　搞定

　　激光接上电源了

　　Ok, we've got the power to the laser.

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　　我应该带把伞来的

　　I should've brought an umbrella.

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　　作甚啊

　　又不会下雨

　　What for? It's not gonna rain.

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　　我知道

　　I know that.

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　　但我如此白嫩的肌肤还是有可能被月光灼伤的

　　But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is real possibility.

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　　这是个"逗你玩儿"

　　对吧

　　That's a "Bazinga," Right?

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　　我的巅峰之作

　　你觉得呢

　　One of my best, don't you think?

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　　霍华德

　　你要不要再检查一下 激光上的赤道仪装置

　　Howard, do you want to double-check the equatorial mount on the laser?

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　　我们得把它锁定到"宁静之海"上

　　[月面某部名称]

　　We need it locked onto the Sea of Tranquility.

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　　没问题

　　You got it.

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　　天

　　拉杰

　　别这样

　　Oh, Raj, no.

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　　人们花了无数美元发明了英特网

　　Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet

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　　并在上面发了无数艳照

　　and filling it with pictures of naked women,

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　　就是为了让我们不需要通过窗户来偷窥啊

　　so we don't have to peep through windows.

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　　我才没有呢

　　It's not like that.

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　　我只不过在看别人的电视而已

　　I'm watching someone's TV.

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　　正在播《傲骨贤妻》呢

　　The Good Wife is on.

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　　告诉你

　　这就是我的新《实习医生格蕾》

　　I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.

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　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard.

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　　那是啥

　　那是啥

　　What is that? What is that?

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　　别紧张

　　不就是只脏袜子嘛

　　Relax, it's just a dirty sock.

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　　你怎么可以如此淡定的把

　　How on earth can you say

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　　"脏袜子"和"别紧张"放在同一句话里

　　"Dirty sock" And "Relax" In the same sentence?

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　　谢尔顿

　　这个世界上到处都有被遗弃的脏袜子

　　Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty discarded socks.

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　　我的世界可没有

　　Not my world.

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　　嘿

　　你们知道谁会非常想看这个实验吗

　　佩妮

　　Hey, you know who'd really dig seeing this experiment? Penny.

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　　我怎么不知道她喜欢月面搜索呢

　　I wasn't aware that lunar ranging was her thing.

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　　尽管我可以确定尼尔·阿姆斯特朗留在月球上的

　　Although, I suppose the retro-reflector left on the moon

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　　回复反射器的确符合了亮晶晶的标准

　　by Neil Armstrong does qualify as a shiny object.

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　　那你怎么不叫她上来

　　Why don't you ask her to come up?

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　　不知道

　　自从那之后就有点怪怪的

　　I don't know, it's still a little weird since, you know...

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　　-她甩了你吗

　　-她没有甩了我

　　- She dumped you?

　　- She didn't dump me.

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　　我们只不过在这段关系中处在不同方位罢了

　　We were just in different places in the relationship.

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　　我不明白为什么一段情缘

　　I fail to see how a relationship

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　　还能有地理位置的特性

　　can have the qualities of a geographic location.

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　　唔

　　这很简单

　　Oh, it's very simple.

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　　莱纳德住在一个叫做"请别离开"的小镇里

　　Leonard was living in a little town called "Please don't leave me"

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　　而佩妮则刚搬到了一个叫"拜拜"的小岛上

　　while Penny had just moved to the island of "Buh-bye."

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　　去你丫的

　　Screw you guys.

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　　我去看看她在不在家

　　I'm gonna go see if she's home.

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　　如果方便的话

　　If it's not too much trouble,

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　　我想把望远镜瞄准月球了

　　I'd like to point this at the moon now.

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　　且慢

　　Wait a second.

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　　好老婆正哭呢

　　The good wife is crying.

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　　出大问题了

　　Something's very wrong.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第二十三集

　　本季完

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　　嘿

　　怎么了

　　Oh, hi. What's going on?

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　　我们在屋顶上尝试从月球将激光射回来呢

　　We're up on the roof bouncing laser beams off the moon.

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　　抱歉

　　什么

　　I'm sorry, what?

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　　很酷的哦

　　It's pretty cool.

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　　我们准备了直径两米的反射器和其他仪器

　　We've got a two-meter parabolic reflector and everything.

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　　我觉得你可能会想来看看

　　I thought you might want to see it.

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　　这完全说不通啊

　　That makes no sense.

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　　你怎么可能从月球上弹射东西

　　How can you bounce stuff off the moon?

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　　那儿可没有重力

　　There's no gravity.

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　　呃

　　莱纳德

　　Uh, Leonard,

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　　-这是扎克

　　扎克

　　这是莱纳德

　　-嘿

　　- This is Zack. Zack, Leonard.

　　- Hey.

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　　抱歉

　　我不知道你们正忙呢

　　或许下次吧

　　Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were busy. Maybe another time.

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　　嗯

　　或许吧

　　Yeah, maybe.

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　　嗨

　　我想看看这个激光

　　Hey, I want to see this laser thing.

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　　但那个派对怎么办

　　Oh, but what about the party?

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　　只不过是个惊喜派对而已

　　什么时候到完全没所谓

　　It's a surprise party-- doesn't matter when we get there.

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　　那倒是

　　Right.

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　　那好吧

　　上来吧

　　Okay, well, yeah, come on up.

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　　你们是如何认识的呢

　　So, how'd you guys meet?

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　　我的公司为芝士工厂设计菜单

　　My company designs the menus for the Cheesecake Factory.

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　　你的公司

　　Your company?

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　　事实上是我爸的

　　但我和我妹妹是副总

　　Well, my dad. But me and my sister are VPs.

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　　呃

　　菜单啊

　　So... menus.

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　　听起来貌似简单

　　但在设计当中 是包含了不少科学知识的

　　I know it sounds easy, but there's a lot of science that goes into designing them.

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　　开心了吧 我把脏袜子丢开了

　　Happy now? I'm moving the dirty sock.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　拉杰

　　时刻注意另外一只

　　Raj, keep an eye out for the other one.

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　　各位

　　这是我朋友扎克

　　Hey, guys, this is my friend Zack.

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　　-你好扎克

　　-哇哦

　　- Hello. Zack.

　　- Whoa!

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　　这就是那激光吗

　　Is that the laser?

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　　太他妈帅了

　　It's bitchin'.

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　　没错

　　Yes.

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　　1917年

　　当爱因斯坦在他的文章

　　In 1917, when Albert Einstein established

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　　《关于辐射的量子理论中》阐述了

　　the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper

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　　激光的理论基础时

　　他最诚挚的希望

　　"Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung," His fondest hope

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　　就是最终的仪器要很他妈的帅

　　was that the resultant device be bitchin'.

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　　唔

　　那任务达成了

　　Well, mission accomplished.

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　　让我来解释一下我们在做什么

　　Let me explain what we're doing here.

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　　1969年

　　阿波罗11号上的宇航员

　　Um, in 1969, the astronauts on Apollo 11

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　　在月面安置了数个反射器 而我们则要发射激光

　　positioned reflectors on the surface of the moon, and we're going to shoot a laser off

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　　到其中的一个上面并反射回来 到这个光电倍增器上

　　one of them and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.

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　　哇

　　那很酷啊

　　Oh! That's very cool.

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　　只有一个问题

　　One question.

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　　你怎么确定它不会爆炸

　　How can you be sure it won't blow up?

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　　激光吗

　　The laser?

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　　月球

　　The moon.

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　　看

　　这才是配得上佩妮的男人

　　See, now this is a man for Penny.

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　　问得好

　　扎克

　　That's a great question, Zack.

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　　才不是呢

　　No, it's not.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon!

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　　要友好

　　Play nice.

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　　问得不好

　　It's not a great question.

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　　怎么能有人觉得 我们会炸掉月球

　　How could somebody possibly think we're going to blow up the moon?

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　　这才叫问得好

　　That's a great question.

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　　不用担心月球

　　Don't worry about the moon.

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　　我们把激光调弱了

　　We-We set our laser to stun.

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　　聪明

　　Smart.

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　　发射时我们能看到光束

　　Now, we'll be able to see the beam when it leaves,

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　　但返回时的光束减弱

　　but it won't be strong enough when it comes back

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　　裸眼看不到

　　to be seen by the naked eye.

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　　裸

　　Naked.

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　　是很搞笑

　　Right. Uh... funny.

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　　那个装置能测量返回的光子

　　Uh, that device, there, will measure the photons that return

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　　我们能在电脑上看到

　　and let us see it on this computer.

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　　拉杰

　　给他们眼镜

　　Raj, get them some glasses.

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　　酷

　　还有三维效果

　　Cool, it's gonna be in 3-D?

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　　准备向月球发射激光

　　Preparing to fire laser at the moon.

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　　开始吧

　　Make it so.

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　　有了

　　看到峰值了

　　There it is. There's the spike!

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　　返回时间2.5秒

　　2.5 seconds for the light to return.

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　　是月球

　　我们击中月球了

　　That's the moon! We hit the moon!

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　　这就是你们的大实验

　　That's your big experiment?

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　　搞这么多就为了屏幕上的一条线

　　All that for a line on the screen?

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　　话虽如此 想想这代表着什么

　　Yeah, but, uh, think about what this represents.

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　　我们的实验是唯一

　　The fact that we can do this is the only way

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　　能证明月球上有人造物体的实验

　　of definitively proving that there are man-made objectson the moon,

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　　这个物体是60年前刚发明飞机的

　　put there by a member of a species

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　　种族中一员放上去的

　　that only 60 years before had just invented the airplane.

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　　那是什么种族啊

　　What species is that?

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　　我错了

　　I was wrong.

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　　佩妮能找更好的

　　Penny can do better.

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　　-好了

　　谢谢各位

　　很有意思

　　-谢谢

　　- Okay, guys, thank you, it's been fun.

　　- Yeah, thanks.

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　　-能请他们参加派对吗

　　-不行

　　只管走

　　- Should we invite them to the party?

　　- No, just keep walking.

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　　他肯定交媾技能很强

　　He must be very skilled at coitus.

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　　告诉你

　　唯一能让你

　　I'm telling you, dude, the only way

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　　接受佩妮结交新欢的办法

　　to feel better about Penny going out with other guys

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　　就是再奸再厉

　　is for you to get back on the whores.

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　　接

　　Horse.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　那个词是"再接再厉"

　　The phrase is "Get back on the horse,"

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　　不是"奸"

　　not "Whores."

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　　老兄

　　你真恶心

　　That's disgusting, dude.

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　　不是

　　No, it's not...

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　　算了

　　Never mind.

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　　不过他说得对

　　He is right, though.

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　　你愿意的话

　　我可以给你介绍

　　If you want, I can turn you on to this great new

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　　-我找到的新交友网

　　-不了

　　谢谢

　　- dating site I found.

　　- No, thanks.

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　　你确定

　　上面说能给任何人牵红线

　　You sure? They say they can find a match for anybody.

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　　他们给你牵了吗

　　Have they found a match for you?

　　146

　　00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,710

　　多着呢

　　上个月就有八个呢

　　Tons. I've had, like, eight dates in the last month.

　　147

　　00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,030

　　如果算上见我就闪的

　　有12个呢

　　And 12 if you count the ones who showed up and left.

　　148

　　00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:05,590

　　我无法搬氮气罐下来

　　I can't bring the nitrogen tank down.

　　149

　　00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,790

　　-为什么

　　-我重申一遍

　　- Why not?

　　- All right, let me restate that.

　　150

　　00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,860

　　它很重

　　我不想搬

　　It's very heavy, and I don't want to.

　　151

　　00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:11,830

　　我去搬吧

　　I'll help you.

　　152

　　00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,090

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　153

　　00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,830

　　用膝盖

　　别用背

　　Lift with your knees, not your back.

　　154

　　00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,830

　　晚安

　　Good night.

　　155

　　00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,870

　　知道什么才好玩吗

　　You know what would be fun?

　　156

　　00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:26,170

　　帮谢尔顿申请网上交友

　　Signing Sheldon up for online dating.

　　157

　　00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:27,170

　　算了吧

　　Yeah, right.

　　158

　　00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,140

　　不

　　想一想

　　No, think about it.

　　159

　　00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,440

　　我们当实验做

　　We make it an experiment.

　　160

　　00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,850

　　就像寂寞的科学怪人

　　Like when Frankenstein's monster

　　161

　　00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,960

　　找了个老婆

　　was lonely and he found a wife.

　　162

　　00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,310

　　他没有找老婆

　　He didn't find a wife.

　　163

　　00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,420

　　而是用死尸器官造了个老婆

　　They built him a wife out of dead body parts.

　　164

　　00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,490

　　那可以作为后备计划

　　Okay, we'll call that plan B.

　　165

　　00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:51,000

　　来了

　　Coming!

　　166

　　00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,470

　　你个该死的混蛋

　　Damn you, you rat bastard.

　　167

　　00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,170

　　你醉啦

　　Are you drunk?

　　168

　　00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,740

　　扎克是个绝好男友

　　你把他毁了

　　Zack was a perfectly nice guy, and then you ruined him!

　　169

　　00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,610

　　我怎么把他毁了

　　How did I ruin him?

　　170

　　00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:08,110

　　因为以前 我绝不会觉得他蠢

　　'Cause in the olden days, i never would've known he was so stupid.

　　171

　　00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,760

　　拜托

　　他没那么蠢

　　Come on, he wasn't that stupid.

　　172

　　00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:17,290

　　不

　　他够蠢了 他觉得你们会炸掉月球

　　Yes, he was! He thought you were gonna blow up the moon!

　　173

　　00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:19,760

　　对

　　他确实很蠢

　　Okay, yeah, he's stupid.

　　174

　　00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,430

　　他一整晚都在吹嘘

　　He spent the entire night bragging

　　175

　　00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:26,100

　　自己怎么造出"阑胃菜"这个词

　　about how he invented the word "Appe-teasers."

　　176

　　00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,370

　　这不是我的错吧

　　How is that my fault?

　　177

　　00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:34,380

　　你毁了我容忍傻逼的能力

　　You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

　　178

　　00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,780

　　现在跟我走

　　Now, come with me.

　　179

　　00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,010

　　去哪

　　Wh-Where are we going?

　　180

　　00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,380

　　我们去做爱

　　We're gonna have sex.

　　181

　　00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,580

　　为啥

　　不过我没意见

　　Why? I mean, okay.

　　182

　　00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:43,990

　　怎么回事

　　What's going on?

　　183

　　00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,920

　　把你的降噪耳机戴上

　　Put on your noise-canceling headphones,

　　184

　　00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,090

　　这边会很吵的

　　'cause it's gonna get loud.

　　185

　　00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,930

　　怎么又来了

　　Oh! Not this again.

　　186

　　00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:09,280

　　这怎么可能是少果肉呢

　　In what universe is this low-pulp?

　　187

　　00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,940

　　早啊

　　佩妮

　　Good morning, Penny.

　　188

　　00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,330

　　你后脑勺长眼睛了吗

　　What, do you have eyes in the back of your head?

　　189

　　00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,340

　　隔天就在学校挨揍的某人

　　When one gets beaten up every other day in school,

　　190

　　00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:22,440

　　必然会进化出更敏锐的听觉

　　one of necessity develops a keen sense of hearing.

　　191

　　00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,680

　　而且

　　在学校挨揍的某人

　　Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school

　　192

　　00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,810

　　通常都把自己称为"某人"

　　simply by referring to oneself as "One."

　　193

　　00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,550

　　我准备做英式松饼

　　I'm making English muffins.

　　194

　　00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,840

　　你想吃吗

　　Would you like an English muffin?

　　195

　　00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:35,190

　　-不了

　　我不饿

　　-另外

　　- Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.

　　- FYI,

　　196

　　00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,120

　　昨晚证明我的降噪耳机无效

　　my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.

　　197

　　00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,140

　　不好意思

　　Yeah, sorry about that.

　　198

　　00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,790

　　作为本土德州人

　　我得说"驾"这个词

　　As a native Texan,I must say I've never heard the phrase "Yee-haw"

　　199

　　00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,900

　　在交媾中很少用到

　　used in quite that context.

　　200

　　00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:48,830

　　天呐

　　Oh, God.

　　201

　　00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:51,970

　　天呐

　　"Oh, God."

　　202

　　00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,270

　　这个我倒是听过很多次

　　That I've heard on multiple occasions.

　　203

　　00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,780

　　这算哪门子"微"烤

　　In what universe is that lightly toasted?

　　204

　　00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:08,080

　　今天真是我一生之中最扯淡的一天

　　This has to be the worst day of my life.

　　205

　　00:10:10,580 --> 00:10: 11,420

　　早啊

　　莱纳德

　　Good morning, Leonard.

　　206

　　00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,580

　　我告诉过你多少次了不要那么做

　　How many times have I asked you not to do that?

　　207

　　00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,060

　　算上这次吗

　　317次

　　Counting this instance? 317.

　　208

　　00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,310

　　佩妮呢

　　Where's Penny?

　　209

　　00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,960

　　她回她家去了

　　She returned to her apartment.

　　210

　　00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,700

　　我猜应该是去洗澡加呕吐了

　　I presume to shower and vomit.

　　211

　　00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,750

　　顺序不一定是按这个

　　Not necessarily in that order.

　　212

　　00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,270

　　她为啥都没道别一下呢

　　I wonder why she didn't say good-bye.

　　213

　　00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,310

　　你是在叫我解释一下人类行为吗

　　Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?

　　214

　　00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,420

　　难为你了

　　我只是觉得

　　I know. I just thought as an outsider,

　　215

　　00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,920

　　当局者迷

　　旁观者清嘛

　　you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.

　　216

　　00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,330

　　我相信你个小东西绝对不是黄油

　　I have no difficulty believing you're not butter.

　　217

　　00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,560

　　-嘿

　　-嗨

　　- Oh, hey. - Oh, hi.

　　218

　　00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,530

　　我得赶紧走了

　　早班

　　Um, I gotta run. Early shift.

　　219

　　00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,270

　　好啊

　　我和你一起下楼

　　Okay, I'll walk down with you.

　　220

　　00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,720

　　昨晚挺有意思的

　　对吧

　　So, last night was fun, huh?

　　221

　　00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,570

　　那必须的

　　Yeah, it must have been.

　　222

　　00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,090

　　我刚吐在我壁橱里了

　　I just threw up in my closet.

　　223

　　00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,040

　　杯具啊

　　Bummer.

　　224

　　00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,140

　　我在想啊

　　咱俩今晚 去看场电影如何

　　Anyway, I was thinking tonight maybe we could catch a movie.

　　225

　　00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,040

　　今晚我不太方便

　　Oh, yeah, tonight's not great for me.

　　226

　　00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:09,510

　　不一定是今天晚上

　　Doesn't have to be tonight.

　　227

　　00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,850

　　我差不多啥时候都有空

　　I'm free pretty much always.

　　228

　　00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,720

　　莱纳德

　　昨晚那件事是个错误

　　Leonard, last night was a mistake.

　　229

　　00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:18,060

　　你说"错误"

　　是塞翁失马那种吗

　　When you say "Mistake," Do you mean a fortunate mistake,

　　230

　　00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,790

　　就比如发现青霉素

　　like the discovery of penicillin?

　　231

　　00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:22,820

　　我很抱歉

　　Look, I'm sorry.

　　232

　　00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,550

　　我喝高了

　　很寂寞

　　我讨厌扎克

　　I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack.

　　233

　　00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,360

　　咱俩就当没发生过好吗

　　Can we just forget it ever happened?

　　234

　　00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,000

　　不行

　　整件事几乎已经刻在我脑子里了

　　No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain.

　　235

　　00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,810

　　特别是骑术表演那部分

　　Especially the whole rodeo thing.

　　236

　　00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,140

　　老天

　　Oh, God!

　　237

　　00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,440

　　就这样啊

　　So, that's it?

　　238

　　00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,040

　　提上裤子就不认人啦

　　Wham, bam, thank you, Leonard?

　　239

　　00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,610

　　我都道歉了

　　你就别纠结这事儿了行吗

　　Look, I said I'm sorry. Can't you please let it go?

　　240

　　00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,210

　　你说的倒轻松啊

　　How am I supposed to let it go?

　　241

　　00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,080

　　你居然把我当泄欲对象

　　You used me for sex!

　　242

　　00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:48,620

　　早安

　　冈德森太太

　　Morning, Mrs. Gunderson.

　　243

　　00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,190

　　早啊

　　莱纳德

　　Good morning, Leonard.

　　244

　　00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:53,360

　　或者我该说

　　"驾"

　　Or should I say "Yee-haw"?

　　245

　　00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,970

　　-我靠

　　-怎么了

　　- Holy crap. - What?

　　246

　　00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:06,750

　　我们终于证实了人类之中藏有外星人

　　We finally have proof that aliens walk among us.

　　247

　　00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,300

　　你说啥

　　Excuse me?

　　248

　　00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,210

　　这个约会网站找到了个适合谢尔顿的女人

　　The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon.

　　249

　　00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,680

　　不可能吧

　　You're kidding.

　　250

　　00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,880

　　一个实实在在的女人

　　An actual woman?

　　251

　　00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,180

　　你看

　　胸部

　　该有的都有

　　Yeah, look. Breasts and everything.

　　252

　　00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,450

　　相信我

　　有胸的不一定就是女人

　　Trust me, breasts doesn't necessarily mean woman.

　　253

　　00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,820

　　-啥时候有这么一说

　　-我回头给你看张

　　- Since when? - I'll show you a picture

　　254

　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,860

　　我路易叔叔穿泳装的照片

　　of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime.

　　255

　　00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,740

　　莱纳德

　　快来看啊

　　Leonard, you gotta see this.

　　256

　　00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,440

　　我们居然找到适合谢尔顿的姑娘了

　　We found a match for Sheldon.

　　257

　　00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,200

　　很好

　　Great.

　　258

　　00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,800

　　说不定她会跟他上床

　　然后第二天一早

　　Maybe she can have sex with him, and then walk out on him

　　259

　　00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,830

　　连个招呼都不打就闪人

　　the next morning without so much as a "How do you do?"

　　260

　　00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,560

　　你知道他说啥呢吗

　　Do you know what he's talking about?

　　261

　　00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:40,790

　　不知道

　　你问问呗

　　Nope. Why don't you ask him?

　　262

　　00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,950

　　莱纳德

　　你说啥呢

　　Leonard, what are you talking about?

　　263

　　00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,150

　　我不想谈这个

　　I don't want to talk about it.

　　264

　　00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,170

　　瞧你出的这馊主意

　　That was a lousy suggestion.

　　265

　　00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,040

　　随便啦

　　现在

　　Whatever. Right now,

　　266

　　00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,580

　　谢尔顿·库珀博士要给他的真命天女

　　Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail

　　267

　　00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,310

　　发封邮件

　　to his perfect match.

　　268

　　00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,050

　　"您好

　　同类生物"

　　"Greetings, fellow life-form..."

　　269

　　00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,610

　　她能做到

　　那我也能

　　她能做到

　　那我也能

　　If she can do it, I can do it. If she can do it, I can do it.

　　270

　　00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,110

　　她能做到

　　那我也能

　　If she can do it, I can do it.

　　271

　　00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,160

　　我无能了

　　I can't do it.

　　272

　　00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,300

　　-谁啊

　　-你好

　　- Hello? - Oh, hi. Hey.

　　273

　　00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,100

　　你好啊

　　莱斯利

　　Hi, Leslie.

　　274

　　00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,900

　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

　　有何贵干

　　Leonard Hofstadter. What're you doing here?

　　275

　　00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,240

　　是啊

　　咱俩好久没见了

　　Uh, I know! It's been a while!

　　276

　　00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,610

　　对啊

　　18个月

　　Yeah, 18 months.

　　277

　　00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,980

　　是啊

　　是啊

　　Right. Right.

　　278

　　00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,880

　　你怎么样啊

　　So how you doing?

　　279

　　00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:24,910

　　挺好的

　　你呢

　　Fine. You?

　　280

　　00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,320

　　不错

　　Uh, not bad.

　　281

　　00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,470

　　你还记得之前咱俩上床

　　You remember when we used to have sex

　　282

　　00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,120

　　你说这事儿没什么实际意义

　　只是为了娱乐

　　and you said that it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun?

　　283

　　00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,120

　　是啊

　　Yeah.

　　284

　　00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,560

　　你想再来一次吗

　　You, uh, want to do that again?

　　285

　　00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,360

　　怎么了

　　金发美女把你甩了

　　What happened? Blondie dumped you?

　　286

　　00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,260

　　不是她甩我

　　She didn't dump me.

　　287

　　00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,630

　　我俩处在一段关系里的不同位置

　　We were just in different places in the relationship.

　　288

　　00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,070

　　是嘛

　　Right.

　　289

　　00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,440

　　随便了

　　显然呢

　　Um... anyway, apparently,

　　290

　　00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,010

　　找个好久不见的人然后俩人

　　it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing

　　291

　　00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:52,140

　　娱乐性地打一炮也没啥不好的吧

　　and have recreational sex with them.

　　292

　　00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,810

　　你觉得如何

　　So, what do you say?

　　293

　　00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,950

　　我考虑下哈

　　Let me think about it.

　　294

　　00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,200

　　她不会再开门了

　　She's not coming back.

　　295

　　00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,430

　　她想见我们

　　She wants to meet us.

　　296

　　00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,000

　　不是我们

　　是他

　　Not us. Him.

　　297

　　00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,400

　　是啊

　　可是他根本不认识她

　　Yes, but him doesn't even know about her.

　　298

　　00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,470

　　哎呀

　　他会认识她的

　　Well, him about to find out about her.

　　299

　　00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,740

　　真的吗

　　我们要告诉他吗

　　Really? Us gonna tell him?

　　300

　　00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,330

　　谁要告诉谁什么

　　Who's going to tell whom about what?

　　301

　　00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:26,400

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　302

　　00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:27,510

　　嗨

　　Hey. Hi.

　　303

　　00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,060

　　你们这么惊讶让我很困惑

　　Your surprise confuses me.

　　304

　　00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,580

　　我住在这儿

　　I live here.

　　305

　　00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:33,850

　　是啊

　　Right.

　　306

　　00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:37,650

　　那个啥

　　明天下午你什么安排

　　So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?

　　307

　　00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,090

　　说的具体点

　　Be more specific.

　　308

　　00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,290

　　四点半

　　4:30.

　　309

　　00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,520

　　那不是下午

　　That's not afternoon.

　　310

　　00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,990

　　那是下午晚

　　That's preevning.

　　311

　　00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:44,990

　　什么

　　What?

　　312

　　00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,700

　　是我发明的描述时间方式

　　It's a time of day I invented.

　　313

　　00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,200

　　更好地定义了个模棱两可的时段

　　It better defines the ambiguous period

　　314

　　00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,770

　　下午和晚上之间

　　就是傍晚

　　between afternoon and evening: preevning.

　　315

　　00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:56,370

　　我确信因为急需精确描述

　　这词定会广为流传

　　I'm fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.

　　316

　　00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,840

　　好吧

　　Right, okay.

　　317

　　00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,240

　　那你明天傍晚准备做什么

　　What are you doing tomorrow preevning?

　　318

　　00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,780

　　明天是周六

　　Well, tomorrow's Saturday.

　　319

　　00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,550

　　周六晚是洗衣夜

　　Saturday night is laundry night.

　　320

　　00: 15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,620

　　所以傍晚我会用来预分选衣物

　　So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting

　　321

　　00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,150

　　并预浸湿

　　and pre-soaking.

　　322

　　00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,850

　　如果我告诉你

　　明天4点半

　　Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow, at 4:30,

　　323

　　00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,660

　　你将遇到

　　you could meet a woman

　　324

　　00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:16,430

　　科学挑选出来的

　　你的完美伴侣呢

　　who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?

　　325

　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,160

　　我会嘲讽地哼一声

　　无奈地摊开双手

　　I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air,

　　326

　　00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,570

　　疲于应付你们这种经常的无聊之举

　　exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.

　　327

　　00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,070

　　但这是真