高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译18素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕18

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　　《阿凡达》的人物在潘多拉性交时

　　Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora

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　　会连接双方的马尾辫

　　可以推测

　　they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails

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　　马尾辫类似于他们的生殖器

　　are like their junk.

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　　那又怎样

　　Yeah... so?

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　　他们骑马或骑鸟的时候

　　So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds,

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　　也会用到马尾辫

　　they also use their ponytails.

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　　你到底想说什么

　　What's your point?

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　　也就是说

　　如果我是马或者鸟

　　My point is, if I were a horse or a bird,

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　　我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身边会相当紧张

　　I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

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　　你对虚构情节如此着迷 实在让我费解

　　It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details

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　　现实世界中还有很多 重要的事等着你呢

　　when there are more important things in the real world to worry about.

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　　比如

　　威廉·夏特纳怎么没出演 新的《星际迷航》电影

　　For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

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　　谢尔顿 我刚走过行政办公室时

　　Hey, Sheldon. I was up in the administration office,

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　　无意中听到了 今年大学科学奖

　　and I happened to overhear the name of the winner

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　　得奖人的名字

　　of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.

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　　你又想趁机打击我

　　And you want to rub my nose in the fact

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　　我的成就又被无视了吧

　　that my contributions are being overlooked again?

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　　我就是理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳

　　I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.

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　　好吧

　　我配合你

　　All right, I'll play.

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　　他们今年选了哪个 自以为是 狂妄自大的骗子

　　What self-important, preening fraud are they honoring this year?

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　　我真高兴你这么问

　　那个人就是你

　　Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.

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　　-我得奖了

　　-你得奖了

　　- I won?

　　- You won.

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　　我得奖啦

　　I won!

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　　太让我感到意外了

　　This is astonishing.

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　　不是意外得了奖

　　没人比我更有资格

　　Not that I won the award-- no one deserves it more.

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　　其实

　　我说错了 根本不意外

　　得奖是意料中的事

　　Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing; more like inevitable.

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　　我不知道该先做什么 要不先通知我妈

　　I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother.

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　　我知道啦

　　做个自访 然后放到网上去

　　Wait! I know-- I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.

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　　真替他高兴

　　Well, good for him.

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　　对

　　理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳

　　Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner

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　　最需要的就是自我膨胀

　　of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.

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　　生活大爆炸

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　　那支长矛逼真得 就像要直接穿过咱的头啊

　　Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull?

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　　才怪

　　No.

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　　你不买7-11的Slurpee[饮料名] 就没眼镜戴

　　Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.

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　　肯定又是打给我道贺的

　　Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me.

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　　请静音

　　Uh, mute, please.

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　　等等

　　火焰箭呢

　　Wait, wait. Hang on-- flaming arrow.

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　　喂

　　Hello?

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　　莫顿校长

　　你好

　　Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir?

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　　对

　　我在等你的电话 三年前就开始了

　　Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.

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　　我明白

　　I see.

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　　等等

　　如果我不想做演讲呢

　　Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech?

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　　嗯

　　Uh-huh.

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　　如果我不想放弃奖项呢

　　And if I don't want to forfeit the award?

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　　好

　　您现在是箭在弦上

　　不得不发

　　Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　有状况

　　Problem.

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　　咋了

　　What?

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　　他们要我在宴会上做演讲

　　They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.

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　　我不会做演讲

　　I can't give a speech.

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　　不

　　你弄错了 你一直都滔滔不绝

　　Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time.

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　　你是不会闭嘴

　　What you can't do is shut up.

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　　看电影前

　　Yeah, before the movie,

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　　你说了20分钟为啥鳄梨酱变棕色了

　　you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown.

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　　你说话的时候

　　它就变棕色了

　　It turned brown while you were talking.

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　　我在小群体面前能自如讲话

　　I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups.

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　　但没法在大群体面前演讲

　　I cannot speak to large crowds.

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　　你的大群体怎么定义

　　What, to you, is a large crowd?

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　　大到能把我踩死的那种

　　Any group big enough to trample me to death.

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　　按经验估计是36个成人或70个儿童

　　General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.

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　　谢尔顿

　　恭喜恭喜

　　Sheldon, congratulations.

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　　从店里给你带了芝士蛋糕

　　Brought you a cheesecake from work.

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　　这是给你庆祝得奖的

　　You know, 'cause of your award,

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　　不是因为小工对着它打了喷嚏

　　not because a busboy sneezed on it.

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　　-我不接受奖项了

　　-为什么

　　- I'm not accepting the award.

　　- Why not?

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　　因为伟大的谢尔顿居然会怯场

　　Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright.

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　　那也没有理由退出啊

　　That's no reason to back out.

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　　我以前在高中时 得了个很大的奖

　　You know, I once got a pretty big honor in high school,

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　　而我很怕面对一大群人

　　and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd,

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　　但我挺过来了

　　知道吗

　　but I went through with it, and you know what?

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　　作为玉米皇后团的成员之一

　　The world looked pretty darn good

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　　坐在福特F150后面放的干草堆上

　　sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F-150

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　　那是相当的风光啊

　　as a member of the Corn Queen's court.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　我会牢记在心的

　　Yeah, I'll bear that in mind

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　　如果我被提名乡巴佬和平奖的话

　　if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你小题大做了

　　Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.

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　　是吗

　　Am I?

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　　我给你们讲个故事

　　Let me tell you a story.

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　　咱现在就需要70个儿童

　　Where's 70 children when you need them?

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　　我14岁时以Summa cum laude的成绩从大学毕业

　　I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.

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　　Summa cum laude在拉丁语里是指最高荣誉

　　"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."

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　　你要是能跳过 没人问的东西就好了

　　I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.

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　　我要在毕业典礼上做致词

　　I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.

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　　我到现在还记得当时

　　Even now, I can remember that moment

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　　我走上讲台

　　看着人群

　　when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.

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　　台下数以千计的人

　　There must have been thousands of people.

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　　我的心开始剧烈跳动

　　My heart started pounding in my chest.

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　　然后开始大口呼气

　　I began to hyperventilate.

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　　视力渐渐模糊

　　还没来得及...

　　My vision became blurry, and before I knew it...

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　　晕啊

　　Oh, dear.

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　　老天

　　Oh, my God.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon?

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　　谢尔顿

　　你没事吧

　　Sheldon, are you okay?

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　　表踩我啊

　　Don't trample me.

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　　拜托

　　妈妈

　　Come on, Mother.

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　　你知道我为啥不接受奖项

　　You know why I can't accept the award.

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　　恕我直言

　　我不觉得祈祷会有用

　　With all due respect, I don't think praying will help.

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　　没

　　我没听过那首 "主啊

　　请掌控这命运之轮"

　　No, I have not heard the song, "Jesus, Take the Wheel."

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　　不用不用 你不需要唱给我听

　　No, no... You don't need to start singing it.

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　　好

　　我会在iTunes上下载的

　　妈妈

　　Yes, I'll buy it on the iTunes, Mother.

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　　再见

　　妈妈

　　Good-bye, Mother.

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　　各位好

　　Hello.

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　　坐啊

　　我们想和你谈谈

　　Sit down. We want to talk to you.

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　　我是有麻烦了吗

　　Am I in trouble?

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　　我妈妈给你们打电话了

　　Did my mother call you?

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　　坐就是了

　　Just sit.

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　　我们能帮你克服怯场的问题

　　We think we can help you with your stage fright.

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　　我深表怀疑

　　Oh, I doubt that.

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　　我比你们智商都高 我都没想出办法呢

　　I haven't figured out a way, and I'm much smarter than all of you.

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　　是的

　　可我们几个的智商加起来肯定比你高

　　Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.

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　　不好意思 还是我高

　　Oh, I'm sorry. That is what I meant.

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　　好吧

　　你的问题是 你想孤军奋战

　　Okay. Your problem is, you're trying to do this all by yourself.

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　　我们可以帮你

　　当你的队友

　　We can help you. We can be your team.

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　　就像

　　X教授和X战警

　　Like, uh, Professor Xavier and his X-Men.

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　　我确实挺喜欢《X战警》

　　I do like the X-Men.

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　　我看过《X战警》吗

　　Did I see X-Men?

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　　看过啊

　　我们上周才看的 你还说你喜欢呢

　　Yeah, we watched it last week. You said you liked it.

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　　亲爱的

　　说话又不用付钱

　　Oh. I say a lot of things, sweetie.

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　　怎么样啊

　　谢尔顿

　　So, how about it, Sheldon?

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　　不好说

　　I don't know.

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　　如果你们是X战警

　　那你们的超能力是什么

　　If you're my X-Men, what are your powers?

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　　这个

　　我会带你去购物 帮你选一套超赞的西装

　　Okay. Well, I am going to take you shopping, get you a nice suit.

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　　能让你更自信

　　Might give you more confidence.

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　　确切来说这不叫变异

　　光凭这点你不可能

　　That's not exactly a mutation that would get you

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　　进到X教授专为天赋异禀的年轻人开设的学校

　　into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters,

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　　不过继续

　　but go on.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　我可以对你进行心理分析

　　I thought I could try to analyze you

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　　然后找出让你如此焦虑的根源

　　and get to the root of your anxiety.

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　　你凭什么觉得你能读懂我的内心呢

　　What qualifies you to attempt to understand my mind?

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　　我妈是一位杰出的精神病专家

　　My mother is a highly regarded psychiatrist,

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　　而且自从她指责我过于依赖母乳开始

　　and I've been in therapy ever since she accused me

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　　我就一直在接受治疗

　　of breast-feeding codependently.

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　　拉杰说他可以教你

　　Raj says he can teach you...

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　　什么名字来着

　　What did you call it?

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　　我记不住

　　一些扯淡的印度冥想

　　I don't know-- some Indian meditation crap.

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　　明白了 由于前三位的水准 都严重不靠谱

　　I see. Well, I assume, since the rest of you have set the bar so low,

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　　我想你们是把最睿智的办法放到了最后

　　you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.

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　　说吧

　　霍华德 惊我一下

　　Go ahead, Howard. Dazzle me.

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　　我的超能力就是我可以

　　My power is the ability to pretend

　　144

　　00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,460

　　假装我很在意你这尿频尿急类的鬼问题

　　like I give a damn about your piddily-ass problems.

　　145

　　00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,940

　　而且我能一直装下去

　　伙计

　　And that's 24-seven, buddy.

　　146

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　　我很感激你如此做作

　　And I appreciate the pretense.

　　147

　　00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,480

　　怎么样啊

　　谢尔顿

　　So, what do you say, Sheldon?

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　　我们是你的X战警吗

　　Are we your X-Men?

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　　不是

　　No.

　　150

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　　X战警这名字来源于X教授的姓氏

　　The X-Men were named for the "X" in Charles Xavier.

　　151

　　00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:02,160

　　既然我叫谢尔顿·库珀

　　那你们就是C战警(与精液谐音)

　　Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

　　152

　　00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,330

　　这名字可不怎么好听

　　Oh, that's not a good name.

　　153

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　　好了

　　谢尔顿 我将引导你进行

　　Okay, Sheldon. I'm going to be leading you

　　154

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　　一系列的冥想练习

　　through a series of meditation exercises.

　　155

　　00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,910

　　这些方法是从古代印度大师那里

　　These methods come from the ancient gurus of India

　　156

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　　传承下来的

　　也帮我克服了自己的恐惧

　　and have helped me overcome my own fears.

　　157

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　　可你还是不敢和女人说话

　　And yet, you can't speak to women.

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　　确实

　　不过托冥想的福

　　我可以和女人

　　True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay

　　159

　　00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:35,910

　　呆在同一房间

　　而且不会被吓到尿裤子

　　in the same room with them without urinating.

　　160

　　00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:41,590

　　现在

　　闭上双眼

　　Now... close your eyes.

　　161

　　00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:44,530

　　好的

　　不过不许打我

　　Okay, but don't punch me.

　　162

　　00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:45,900

　　什么

　　What?

　　163

　　00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,170

　　小时候

　　我姐姐会对我说

　　When I was little, my sister would say to me,

　　164

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　　"闭上双眼

　　惊喜出现"

　　"Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise,"

　　165

　　00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,870

　　然后她就会给我一拳

　　and then she'd punch me.

　　166

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　　我不会打你的

　　I'm not going to punch you.

　　167

　　00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,680

　　我姐姐以前也这么说的

　　That's what my sister used to say.

　　168

　　00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,180

　　你到底还练不练了

　　Do you want to do this or not?

　　169

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　　抱歉

　　请继续

　　I'm sorry. Proceed.

　　170

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　　好的

　　All right.

　　171

　　00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,520

　　想象你正身处一个 最有家的感觉的地方

　　Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home.

　　172

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　　是哪里呢

　　Where is that?

　　173

　　00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,860

　　模拟城市[一款游戏]

　　Sim City.

　　174

　　00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,560

　　更确切地说

　　是我设计的模拟城市

　　More specifically, the Sim City I designed--

　　175

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　　谢尔顿奥波利斯

　　Sheldonopolis.

　　176

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　　好的

　　你身处谢尔顿奥波利斯

　　Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis.

　　177

　　00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,830

　　确切的地点是哪

　　Where exactly?

　　178

　　00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,970

　　谢尔顿广场

　　谢尔顿之塔

　　Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers?

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　　还是人称谢尔顿勇士之家的谢尔顿运动场

　　Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?

　　180

　　00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,140

　　随你喜欢

　　Whatever you like.

　　181

　　00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:30,910

　　不是说你引导我冥想吗

　　I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.

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　　好吧

　　你在谢尔顿广场

　　Fine. You're in Sheldon Square.

　　183

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　　是吗

　　这个季节吗

　　Really? This time of year?

　　184

　　00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:36,350

　　那可有点冷

　　It's a bit nippy.

　　185

　　00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,420

　　那就穿件毛衣

　　Then, put on a sweater.

　　186

　　00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,350

　　那我可以去市中心的

　　Suppose I could run downtown

　　187

　　00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:43,660

　　谢尔玛买一件

　　and pick up something at Shel-Mart.

　　188

　　00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:45,630

　　随便啊

　　去买件毛衣就是了

　　Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.

　　189

　　00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,960

　　好处就是谢尔玛是我开的

　　You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it,

　　190

　　00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,400

　　所以我买东西85折

　　so I get a 15% discount.

　　191

　　00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:54,070

　　还不都你说了算 痛快拿件毛衣就行了

　　You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater!

　　192

　　00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,270

　　上一季度我根本没有盈利

　　Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter

　　193

　　00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:59,270

　　就是因为我肆无忌惮地拿东西不给钱

　　by taking product off the shelves willy-nilly.

　　194

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　　好吧

　　All right.

　　195

　　00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,080

　　你买了件毛衣

　　现在你在谢尔顿广场

　　You've paid for a sweater, and you're in Sheldon Square.

　　196

　　00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,480

　　等等

　　Hang on.

　　197

　　00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,390

　　是开衫的

　　我得扣上扣子

　　It's a cardigan. I have to button it.

　　198

　　00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:16,660

　　不会吧

　　Oh, no.

　　199

　　00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,820

　　又怎么了

　　What now?

　　200

　　00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,860

　　一个类似哥斯拉的怪物正在接近城市

　　A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city.

　　201

　　00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:23,200

　　我得把我的市民转移到安全区

　　I have to get my people to safety.

　　202

　　00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:26,400

　　谢尔顿奥波利斯的市民们

　　我是你们的市长

　　People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor.

　　203

　　00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,670

　　跟着我

　　Follow me.

　　204

　　00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:31,300

　　小孩子要是跑不了

　　就别管他们了

　　If the children can't run, leave them behind.

　　205

　　00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:36,180

　　哎哟妈呀

　　模拟恐怖效果贼棒

　　Oh, the simulated horror!

　　206

　　00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:47,220

　　拉杰

　　Raj?

　　207

　　00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,590

　　我就知道

　　Just as I suspected.

　　208

　　00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,230

　　什么冥想不过是噱头

　　Meditation is nothing but hokum.

　　209

　　00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,340

　　我相当质疑你的说法

　　I question your premise.

　　210

　　00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,580

　　要防止我在满屋子人面前晕倒

　　How is a new suit going to prevent me

　　211

　　00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,880

　　买套新西装有个毛用了

　　from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people?

　　212

　　00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,880

　　那会让你充满自信

　　It'll give you confidence.

　　213

　　00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,580

　　只要我倍感压力时

　　You know, sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out

　　214

　　00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,880

　　我就会去买件可爱上衣

　　about something, I go out and buy a cute top

　　215

　　00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,020

　　或漂漂裙裙

　　如此一来就会容光焕发

　　or a fun skirt and I have a whole new outlook on life.

　　216

　　00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:18,860

　　你傻的啊

　　难道你没意识到 你只是换了皮囊

　　内压犹在啊

　　Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed out person

　　217

　　00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,960

　　穿可爱上装和漂漂裙裙有啥用

　　in a cute top or a fun skirt?

　　218

　　00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:23,660

　　是的

　　所以还要买鞋子

　　Yeah, that's when I buy shoes.

　　219

　　00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,330

　　我们来选选

　　Now, let's see what we've got.

　　220

　　00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,900

　　这件帅气

　　This is nice.

　　221

　　00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,810

　　这件就一个颜色

　　It's only one color.

　　222

　　00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,170

　　是啊

　　咋了

　　Yeah, so?

　　223

　　00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:37,380

　　就一个颜色还这么贵

　　岂不是亏了

　　That's a lot of money for only one color.

　　224

　　00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,410

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　225

　　00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,250

　　你自己选自己喜欢的

　　Why don't you pick out what you like.

　　226

　　00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,820

　　这件很犀利

　　This is pretty sharp.

　　227

　　00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:54,190

　　不 没门儿

　　No. You're wrong.

　　228

　　00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,300

　　这件够劲

　　This is great.

　　229

　　00:11:57,330 --> 00:12:00,630

　　我六岁时也有件差不多样式的

　　I had a suit like this when I was six.

　　230

　　00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,610

　　好吧

　　这件绝对无可挑剔

　　Okay, I think we have a winner.

　　231

　　00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,180

　　靠

　　你哪儿弄来的这件

　　Where the hell'd you find that?

　　232

　　00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,550

　　舞会礼服柜台

　　In the prom department.

　　233

　　00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:14,950

　　这也太可笑了

　　It's ridiculous.

　　234

　　00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:18,890

　　玉米皇后团前团员没资格说这话吧

　　Says the former member of the Corn Queen's Court.

　　235

　　00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,390

　　去试试这件再说

　　Please just try this one on.

　　236

　　00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:27,290

　　好吧 现在不管我穿啥 和之前的相比都只能相形见拙了

　　Okay. But anything I put on now is only going to suffer in comparison.

　　237

　　00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,640

　　这太荒唐了 简直像个小丑

　　This is absurd. I look like a clown.

　　238

　　00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,240

　　谢尔顿

　　So, Sheldon...

　　239

　　00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,980

　　你最近如何

　　...how you doing?

　　240

　　00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:50,620

　　你就这样开始心理治疗吗

　　That's how you start a psychotherapy session?

　　241

　　00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:51,950

　　居然问这种蠢问题

　　"How am I doing?"

　　242

　　00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,450

　　我本来满心期待进行一场

　　I was promised a riverboat journey

　　243

　　00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,720

　　对自我潜意识的探寻之旅

　　into the jungles of my subconscious.

　　244

　　00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,620

　　结果呢

　　我都听到什么鬼问题啊

　　Instead, I get the same question I hear

　　245

　　00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:01,790

　　拉尔夫餐厅切香肠的女招待都问得出来

　　from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.

　　246

　　00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,860

　　抱歉

　　我重来

　　I'm sorry, I'll start again.

　　247

　　00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:09,000

　　我还是说说我的梦境吧 对你有帮助吗

　　Would it be helpful to you if I told you about my dreams?

　　248

　　00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,000

　　我也不知道

　　也许吧

　　Um, I don't know, maybe.

　　249

　　00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,810

　　我最近做了个梦 梦到我变成了巨人

　　I recently had a dream that I was a giant.

　　250

　　00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,380

　　但周围的东西还是原来的比例

　　But everything around me was to scale,

　　251

　　00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,510

　　所以相比之下没什么差别

　　so it all looked normal.

　　252

　　00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,820

　　既然周围东西都没什么变化 你怎么知道自己变成了巨人

　　How did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?

　　253

　　00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,390

　　我穿着条型号为一百万的裤子

　　I was wearing size a million pants.

　　254

　　00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,530

　　我们还是来自由谈话吧

　　Why don't we just talk?

　　255

　　00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,170

　　自由谈话疗法 经典精神分析疗法

　　不错

　　The talking cure. Classical Freudian. Good choice.

　　256

　　00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,170

　　我补充一点可能会有所帮助

　　If it will help speed things along,

　　257

　　00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,710

　　我做标准罗夏墨迹测验的结果是

　　uh, my answers to the standard Rorschach ink blot test are:

　　258

　　00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,710

　　[投射测验: 猜测模糊图形以投射潜意识和内心想法]

　　259

　　00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:50,710

　　图A

　　蝙蝠

　　图B

　　蝙蝠 图C

　　蝙蝠

　　A) a bat, B) a bat, c) a bat,

　　260

　　00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:56,150

　　图D

　　我爸想用皮下注射器杀死我妈

　　and D) my father killing my mother with a hypodermic needle.

　　261

　　00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,350

　　还是我来说吧

　　Why don't I just start?

　　262

　　00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:04,090

　　这种事时有发生 人们难以接受一项荣誉

　　Sometimes people have trouble accepting accolades

　　263

　　00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,960

　　那是因为在潜意识中 他们自觉不配拥有

　　if, on a subconscious level, they don't feel they deserve them.

　　264

　　00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,160

　　会不会你的原因也是如此呢

　　Do you think maybe that's what's happening here?

　　265

　　00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,730

　　真的假的

　　莱纳德

　　Really, Leonard?

　　266

　　00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,670

　　你是想把阿德勒学说中的

　　You're just going to try to recycle Adler's doctrine

　　267

　　00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,100

　　自卑情结套用在我身上吗

　　of the inferiority complex?

　　268

　　00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,140

　　这连拉尔夫餐厅的女招待都知道

　　I could probably get that from the woman at Ralph's.

　　269

　　00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:24,580

　　说不定她还会白送我芝士呢

　　And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.

　　270

　　00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,510

　　但这可能是问题所在

　　But it could be part of your problem.

　　271

　　00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:27,910

　　我举个例子吧

　　Let me give you an example.

　　272

　　00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,520

　　我8岁时

　　When I was eight,

　　273

　　00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,720

　　我的一个项目

　　"古典音乐有助青豆生长"

　　I won a ribbon at the science fair

　　274

　　00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:35,390

　　在科技展上得了奖

　　授予了我一条勋带

　　for my project, "Do Lima Beans Grow Better to Classical Music."

　　275

　　00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,660

　　但我妈妈却说

　　But my mother pointed out

　　276

　　00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:40,590

　　这和我哥哥以前的研究

　　"摇滚乐有害于青豆生长"

　　that it was just a rehash of my brother's earlier

　　277

　　00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,560

　　根本没差

　　只不过换汤不换药

　　"Do Lima Beans Grow Worse to Rock 'n' Roll."

　　278

　　00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,800

　　我倍受打击

　　于是把勋带退了回去

　　I felt so guilty, I gave the ribbon back.

　　279

　　00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,370

　　你感觉如何

　　And how did that make you feel?

　　280

　　00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:53,340

　　糟透了

　　Terrible.

　　281

　　00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,280

　　对那个研究我付出了很多心血

　　I worked really hard on that project.

　　282

　　00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:59,710

　　我整晚都不睡

　　就对着青豆芽

　　I stayed up all night singing the clown's aria from Pagliacci

　　283

　　00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,550

　　唱《丑角》里的咏叹调[莱昂卡瓦洛作曲]

　　to a lima bean sprout.

　　284

　　00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,020

　　继续说

　　Go on.

　　285

　　00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,020

　　这又不是我的错

　　It wasn't my fault.

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　　我不知道我哥的研究

　　I had never seen my brother's project.

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　　我妈之前本可以告诉我

　　And my mother could've told me before

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　　00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:16,060

　　她却在颁奖典礼上当着众人面说出来

　　instead of at the ceremony in front of everyone.

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　　00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:21,470

　　这么说 你很生你母亲的气咯

　　So, I hear you saying you're angry with your mother.

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　　00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,570

　　当然气

　　我恨死她了

　　Damn right, I'm angry with my mother.

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　　行行好嘛

　　我那会儿才8岁

　　For God's sake, I was eight years old.

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　　00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,650

　　她却这么当众羞辱我

　　She humiliated me.

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　　就是在那之后

　　我又开始尿床

　　That's when the bed-wetting started again.

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　　多谢了

　　莱纳德

　　Thank you, Leonard.

　　295

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　　谢什么啊

　　For what?

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　　像你这样受了如此打击

　　If someone as damaged as you

　　297

　　00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,990

　　还能每天早上从床上爬起来

　　can find his way to crawl out of bed each morning,

　　298

　　00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,500

　　我想小小一个颁奖典礼

　　应该不成问题

　　I think I can face a simple award ceremony.

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　　00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:55,000

　　等等

　　就这样吗 不是该有一整个小时的吗

　　Wait, that's it? I thought we had a whole hour!

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　　00:15:56,570 --> 00:16:00,470

　　女士们先生们

　　晚上好 我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

　　Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,

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　　很荣幸向各位隆重介绍

　　and it is my very great honor to introduce

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　　本年度大学科学奖得主

　　the winner of this year's Chancellor's award for Science

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　　我的好友谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　and my good friend, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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　　但在此之前

　　But before I do,

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　　请允许我先宣读下谢尔顿母亲的来信

　　I'd like to share with you a letter from Sheldon's mother,

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　　00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,