高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译17素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕17

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　　为什么我总是出力

　　Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?

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　　很简单啊

　　Well, it's very simple.

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　　在我们这群一无所有的破烂科学家当中

　　In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose,

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　　我负责动脑子

　　I'm the smart one,

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　　沃罗威茨负责搞笑

　　Wolowitz is the funny one,

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　　库萨帕里是一个奋力想要融入我们的生活

　　and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner

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　　但是以失败告终的可爱的老外

　　who struggles to understand our ways and fails.

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　　你别无选择

　　只有肌肉男了

　　That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.

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　　再多搬一层

　　我就肌肉难了

　　One more floor, and I'd be the pulled muscle.

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　　来的正好 我要饿死了

　　Oh, it's about time. I'm starving.

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　　这个

　　其实我们没带中国菜回来

　　Um, well, we didn't actually get Chinese food.

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　　-为什么啊

　　-淡定 这个更赞

　　- Why not?

　　- Don't panic. This is better.

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　　不是吧 你们不会用食物换了魔豆吧

　　Oh, no. You didn't trade the food for magic beans, did you?

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　　当然没有

　　Of course not.

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　　况且严格来说

　　魔豆也是食物

　　And technically, magic beans would be food.

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　　虽然吃了它们怪浪费的

　　Although eating them would be quite a waste,

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　　因为你可以种植它们

　　since you could plant them,

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　　然后一夜之间

　　就会长成一株巨大的豆茎

　　and overnight, have a giant beanstalk,

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　　足够一个小城市吃的

　　which would provide enough roughage for a small city.

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　　其实有时候我根本没听你说话

　　Yeah, sometimes I don't listen.

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　　只是看着你的下巴一上一下

　　Sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.

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　　我们去中餐馆的路上

　　We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant

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　　貌似看见了亚当·韦斯特

　　when we thought we saw Adam West,

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　　亚当·韦斯特:《蝙蝠侠》的扮演者

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　　所以我们就跟着他走

　　so we followed him.

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　　谁是亚当·韦斯特

　　Who's Adam West?

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　　谁是亚当·韦斯特

　　Who's Adam West?!

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　　莱纳德

　　你们性交之后都聊些什么啊

　　Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?

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　　我猜是

　　"哇塞

　　4分钟

　　新纪录啊"

　　My guess is, "Hey, four minutes! New record!"

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　　所以我才负责搞笑啊

　　That's why I'm the funny one.

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　　反正呢

　　我们跟着他到了旧货出售摊儿

　　Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale,

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　　那卖的东西都超赞

　　and they had the coolest stuff.

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　　他们正好关门大甩卖

　　They were closing up.

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　　这一箱子东西才60块

　　We got this whole box for 60 bucks.

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　　我们还没来得及看清都有什么呢

　　We didn't even get to go through it all.

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　　说不定有什么宝贝呢

　　There could be anything in here.

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　　看看有没有新女朋友 说不定你需要一个

　　There a new girlfriend in there? 'Cause you might need one.

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　不过有《捉鬼敢死队》的原版终稿

　　But there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script

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　　上面真的有黏液的污迹哎

　　with actual slime stains!

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　　你说得对

　　Oh, you're right.

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　　这个是《捉鬼敢死队2》

　　It's Ghostbusters 2.

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　　没看头

　　Never mind.

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　　我滴神啊

　　Oh, my God.

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　　是阿福娃娃

　　An Alf doll.

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　　我11岁时

　　我妈在我爸去世后

　　When I was 11, my mother got me one

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　　给我买了一个 让我能睡好觉

　　to help me sleep after my dad left.

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　　我那时候会假装 爸爸是去了蜜胺树脂星球

　　I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac,

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　　而阿福会把他带回我身边的

　　and Alf was going to bring him back to me.

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　　但它从来也没有

　　But he never did.

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　　我爸爸在哪儿

　　小玩偶

　　Where's my daddy, puppet?

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　　他在哪儿

　　Where is he?

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　　太伤感了

　　That is so sad.

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　　不

　　更伤感的是你居然不知道

　　No, what's sad is that you don't know

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　　亚当·韦斯特是电视版蝙蝠侠的扮演者

　　Adam West was TV's Batman.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十七集

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　　史波克的脑袋(波克:《星际迷航》中的人物)

　　Here's Spock's head with no body.

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　　T先生的身子(Mr.T:《星际迷航》中的人物)

　　Here's Mr.T's body with no head.

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　　啊在这儿

　　史波克的身子配T先生的脑袋

　　Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr.T's head.

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　　我同情那些没有逻辑的傻瓜

　　I pity the fool who's illogical.

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　　好吧

　　我要回家了

　　Okay, I'm just gonna go home

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　　做一个烤干酪

　　然后上eHarmony 意淫去

　　and make a grilled cheese and window-shop on eHarmony.

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　　eHarmony:美国线上交友网站

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　　好的

　　拜拜

　　Okay, bye.

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　　妥了

　　Okay.

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　　哇塞

　　快看

　　《夺宝奇兵》的连连看

　　Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connect-the-dots.

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　　还有潜水侠的手办

　　And an Aquaman action figure.

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　　好像有人给他画了个小弟弟

　　Looks like someone drew a penis on him.

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　　没事儿

　　看我擦掉

　　Ooh, that'll come off.

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　　我们都看不下去了喂

　　You see what you're doing?

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　　停下

　　Stop that.

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　　真赞啊

　　Fascinating.

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　　什么东西

　　What?

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　　是《魔戒》里的魔戒

　　It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.

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　　上面居然还刻着

　　Oh. It's even got

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　　精灵语呢

　　the Elvish engraving on it.

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　　不是精灵语

　　It's not Elvish.

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　　是用精灵语的字母写的魔多语

　　It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.

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　　"魔戒全属至尊御"

　　"One Ring to rule them all."

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　　出自《魔戒》台词

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　　"至尊指引诸魔戒"

　　"One Ring to find them."

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　　"至尊魔戒唤众戒"

　　"One Ring to bring them all."

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　　"众戒归一黑暗中"

　　"And in the darkness bind them."

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　　我靠

　　咱们好宅啊

　　Holy crap, are we nerdy.

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　　我调查了一下这个魔戒

　　So, I was doing some checking on the ring.

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　　等下

　　谢尔顿

　　那边桌子上的是番茄酱吗

　　Hold on. Sheldon, is there ketchup on that table?

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　　是滴

　　Yes, there is.

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　　有个好玩的事儿 起初 番茄酱是酱汁的总称

　　Oh, here's a fun fact. Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce,

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　　特别是那些加了草本植物和香料的 蘑菇或腌鱼

　　typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices.

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　　早期流行的主材料包括蓝莓

　　Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry,

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　　凤尾鱼

　　牡蛎

　　四季豆

　　还有葡萄

　　anchovy, oyster, kidney bean and grape.

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　　没事儿

　　我去拿

　　No, that's okay. I'll get it.

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　　听我说

　　我仔细观察了魔戒 看上去有点奇怪

　　Listen, I was looking at the ring, and it seemed a little weird.

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　　上面竟然没有版权声明

　　No copyright notice on it.

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　　所以我就拿给我一个哥们儿看

　　这么说吧

　　So, I took it down to this buddy of mine who deals with--

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　　他专门和收藏界的黑市 做交易

　　shall we say-- the seedy underbelly of the collectibles world.

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　　黑市

　　Seedy underbelly?

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　　你那个黑市淘来的手提式相位枪

　　You know, your black market phasers,

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　　出自《星际迷航》

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　　还有乌拉中尉在电影中穿过的内裤

　　your screen-worn Lieutenant Uhura panties,

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　　就那些东西呗

　　that kind of stuff.

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　　你这个神秘兄弟是谁

　　Who's this mysterious buddy you suddenly have?

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　　就是我认识的一个家伙

　　Just a guy. I know a guy.

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　　-艾迪·克里斯波吗

　　-我不能告诉你

　　别问了

　　- Is it Eddie Crispo? - No, I can't tell you who it is. Stop asking.

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　　还能是谁

　　肯定是艾迪·克里斯波

　　Who else could it be? It has to be Eddie Crispo.

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　　我认识很多黑道人物

　　好不好

　　I know lots of dangerous people, okay?

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　　-说一个

　　-艾迪·克里斯波

　　- Name one. - Eddie Crispo.

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　　不管怎样 他说这个不是仿品 而是真品

　　Anyway, he said this isn't a replica. It's the real deal.

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　　如果你说这就是索伦在末日火山

　　If you're suggesting that that is the actual ring of power

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　　打造的至尊魔戒[指环王情节]

　　forged by Sauron in Mount Doom,

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　　我会用极为不屑和

　　I look at you with an expression of exhaustion

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　　嘲笑的表情看着你

　　and ever so slight amusement.

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　　他不是说这是魔戒

　　He's not saying it's a magic ring.

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　　对吧

　　You're not, are you?

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　　没错

　　但差不多

　　No, but it's close.

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　　看里面的标记

　　Look at the markings inside.

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　　那是生产标记

　　Those are production markings.

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　　为拍摄《指环王》

　　共打造了九枚戒指

　　Nine rings were made for use in the Lord of the Rings movies.

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　　三枚送给了剧中演员

　　Three were given to members of the cast.

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　　剩下的都被销毁了

　　The rest were destroyed.

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　　除了一枚

　　Except one.

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　　被偷的一枚

　　One was stolen.

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　　先生们

　　Gentlemen...

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　　这就是至尊魔戒

　　this is the one ring.

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　　归我了

　　Mine!

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　　不

　　不是你的

　　No, it is not yours.

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　　我们一起去要的箱子

　　We all went in on the box together.

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　　对

　　但是我在箱子里找到的

　　Well, yes, but I found it in the box,

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　　海难救助法明确规定

　　and the laws of maritime salvage clearly state

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　　找到沉海宝藏的人

　　that the finder of a sunken treasure

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　　即视为宝藏的主人

　　is the owner of the treasure.

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　　这怎么符合海难救助法

　　How is this maritime salvage?

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　　除了没有水

　　怎么不符合

　　Other than the lack of water, how is it not?

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　　等等

　　谢尔顿

　　先别发疯

　　Wait, wait. Sheldon, stop being crazy for a second.

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　　这种东西值多少钱

　　How much is something like this worth?

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　　这么抢手的东西很难估价

　　Well, it's tough to say since it's hot,

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　　不过在黑市里

　　我朋友估价

　　but on the underground market, my guy figures...

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　　你是指艾迪·克里斯波吧

　　Your guy Eddie Crispo?

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　　是滴

　　Yes.

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　　他估价一万到一万五

　　He figures ten, maybe 15 thousand.

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　　既然值这么多钱

　　Okay, that's a lot of money.

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　　明智之举是用它投资更实用的东西

　　The wise thing to do is invest it in something practical.

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　　比如水上摩托艇

　　Like a jet ski.

　　144

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　　你要摩托艇干嘛

　　Why do you want a jet ski?

　　145

　　00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,400

　　电影里有钱又帅的人都骑摩托艇

　　All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis.

　　146

　　00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,200

　　这不可能是巧合

　　That can't just be a coincidence.

　　147

　　00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:00,300

　　我们不能卖它

　　We can't sell it.

　　148

　　00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:01,900

　　要保存它

　　We have to keep it

　　149

　　00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,230

　　珍惜它

　　爱护它

　　and love it and polish it,

　　150

　　00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:04,700

　　只能偶尔拿出来

　　and only take it out occasionally

　　151

　　00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,030

　　去公园里

　　when we go to the park

　　152

　　00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:09,030

　　重演电影里喜欢的场景

　　and reenact our favorite scenes from the movies.

　　153

　　00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:13,100

　　听着有意思

　　其实很无聊

　　It's sad how great that sounds.

　　154

　　00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,300

　　各位

　　这是偷来的

　　Guys, it's stolen.

　　155

　　00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,930

　　应该还给彼得·杰克逊[指环王导演]

　　It should go back to Peter Jackson.

　　156

　　00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,760

　　他制作的电影

　　魔戒应该属于他

　　He made the movies; it belongs to him.

　　157

　　00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,960

　　行啊

　　Fine.

　　158

　　00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,330

　　可以换给他

　　只要他答应

　　He can have it back as long as he promises

　　159

　　00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,600

　　让我演下一部电影里的霍比特人

　　to make me a hobbit in his next movie.

　　160

　　00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,700

　　没有犹太霍比特人

　　There are no Jewish hobbits.

　　161

　　00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,560

　　显然你没在岁首节[犹太新年]

　　Clearly, you've never been to my house

　　162

　　00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,830

　　来我家吃饭

　　for dinner on Rosh Hashanah.

　　163

　　00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:32,230

　　我们不能敲诈彼得·杰

　　We are not blackmailing Peter J...

　　164

　　00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:33,730

　　够了

　　魔戒哪去了

　　All right, where's the ring?

　　165

　　00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,030

　　你是说我的魔戒吗

　　You mean my ring?

　　166

　　00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,130

　　你这是干嘛

　　What are you doing?

　　167

　　00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,300

　　魔戒无人看护

　　The ring was unguarded.

　　168

　　00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,060

　　就这么放着台面

　　It was just sitting on the table.

　　169

　　00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,530

　　谁都能拿走

　　Anyone could have taken it.

　　170

　　00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,460

　　证据

　　我拿了

　　Proof? I did.

　　171

　　00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,030

　　-给我

　　-大家理智点

　　- Give me that. - Look, let's be reasonable.

　　172

　　00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,400

　　我们都对魔戒抱有不同的想法

　　We all want to do different things with the ring,

　　173

　　00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,330

　　但你们的想法太傻

　　我要的可是摩托艇

　　but your ideas are stupid, and I want a jet ski.

　　174

　　00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,060

　　我找到的

　　魔戒是我的

　　I found it. The ring is mine.

　　175

　　00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,400

　　我不明白

　　为啥每次都不能我说了算

　　I don't understand why in this group I never get my way.

　　176

　　00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,960

　　有哪次不是你说了算

　　You always get your way.

　　177

　　00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,260

　　你把魔戒给我

　　才是每次我说了算

　　I'll stipulate to that if you give me the ring.

　　178

　　00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,430

　　各位

　　Hey, guys.

　　179

　　00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,800

　　喜欢我给你们上的

　　Enjoying your food that I actually

　　180

　　00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:11,460

　　不是你们点的菜

　　brought you instead of promising food,

　　181

　　00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,600

　　是我随意找的一堆垃圾

　　but bringing you a box of random crap?

　　182

　　00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:15,730

　　很好吃

　　Yeah, it's delicious.

　　183

　　00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,560

　　就是讽刺的话不太新鲜

　　The sarcasm's a little stale, though.

　　184

　　00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:19,860

　　要不这样吧

　　Hey, how about this?

　　185

　　00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,730

　　确定如何处理魔戒前

　　Until we figure out what to do with the ring,

　　186

　　00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,900

　　由佩妮来保管

　　Penny holds on to it.

　　187

　　00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:23,800

　　什么戒指

　　What ring?

　　188

　　00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:25,960

　　这枚戒指

　　This ring.

　　189

　　00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,130

　　在找东西吗

　　Looking for something?

　　190

　　00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,660

　　你能保管几天吗

　　Will you hold on to this for a couple of days?

　　191

　　00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,300

　　-为什么

　　-这是部电影的道具

　　- Why? - It's a prop from a movie,

　　192

　　00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:36,260

　　我们正为此争吵呢

　　And we're kind of fighting over it.

　　193

　　00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,960

　　只想说清楚

　　我男朋友给我的

　　Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelry

　　194

　　00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,700

　　第一件珠宝是电影里的道具

　　my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie,

　　195

　　00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,200

　　而且我还不能拥有它

　　and I don't even get to keep it?

　　196

　　00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,900

　　如果你三年前跟了我

　　If you had gone out with me three years ago,

　　197

　　00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,330

　　你现在应该能收到我姑婆艾达

　　by now, you'd have my great Aunt Ida's brooch

　　198

　　00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,900

　　塞进猫肚子从德占比利时偷运出的胸针

　　that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.

　　199

　　00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:54,200

　　现在感觉我还好吧

　　How am I looking now?

　　200

　　00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,160

　　你打我

　　You hit me!

　　201

　　00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,360

　　我在流血

　　I'm bleeding!

　　202

　　00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,060

　　什么情况

　　What was that?

　　203

　　00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,330

　　谢尔顿想偷魔戒

　　我给了他一拳

　　Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him.

　　204

　　00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,730

　　干得好

　　That's my girl.

　　205

　　00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,060

　　谢尔顿啊

　　So, Sheldon,

　　206

　　00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,460

　　被一个女人家揍的感觉如何

　　how's it feel to get beaten up by a girl?

　　207

　　00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,260

　　反正不是第一次了

　　It's not the first time.

　　208

　　00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,700

　　在子宫里我那胞姐就开始欺负我

　　I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero.

　　209

　　00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,830

　　如果当年我能一直坚定的吸收掉她

　　If only I'd had the presence of mind to reabsorb her,

　　210

　　00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,860

　　我也就多了一颗长毛的痣

　　then I'd have a mole with hair in it

　　211

　　00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:40,300

　　这样也不会收到那些无聊的圣诞贺卡了

　　instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.

　　212

　　00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:42,660

　　先生们

　　你们还没有觉悟吗

　　Gentlemen, have you come to the realization

　　213

　　00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,500

　　最明智的选择

　　that the only reasonable course of action

　　214

　　00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,300

　　就是卖了魔戒再分钱

　　is to sell the ring and divide the money?

　　215

　　00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,460

　　没门

　　No.

　　216

　　00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,530

　　我就怕你这么说

　　I was afraid of that.

　　217

　　00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,530

　　说吧

　　Go ahead.

　　218

　　00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,160

　　在孟买问候大家

　　Greetings from Mumbai.

　　219

　　00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,660

　　我是拉杰的律师

　　文卡塔斯·库萨帕里

　　I am Raj's attorney, Venkatesh Koothrappali.

　　220

　　00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,700

　　也是我表哥

　　Also my cousin.

　　221

　　00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:00,160

　　你居然还找了个律师

　　You brought a lawyer?

　　222

　　00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,400

　　这个不用回答

　　Don't answer that.

　　223

　　00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,560

　　我就直说了

　　I'll get straight to the point.

　　224

　　00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,600

　　我的委托人准备放弃

　　My client's prepared to surrender

　　225

　　00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,060

　　他在这枚魔戒上的一切利益

　　any interest he has in the ring

　　226

　　00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,800

　　来交换两辆川崎水上摩托

　　in exchange for two Kawasaki Jet Skis.

　　227

　　00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:12,830

　　两辆水上摩托是不可能的

　　We're not giving him two Jet Skis.

　　228

　　00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,260

　　听着

　　大家都成年人了

　　Look, we're big boys,

　　229

　　00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,960

　　我们何不都退一步海阔天空呢

　　why don't we just cut to the chase and meet in the middle?

　　230

　　00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,400

　　一辆水上摩托就够了 怎么样

　　One Kawasaki Jet Ski. Done and done.

　　231

　　00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,030

　　半辆都不给

　　No Jet Skis.

　　232

　　00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,460

　　好吧

　　不谈水上摩托了

　　All right, forget the Jet Skis.

　　233

　　00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,230

　　你说什么 这是我们的底线

　　Forget the Jet Skis? That was our line in the sand!

　　234

　　00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,130

　　你就这点招数吗

　　What happened to "tear them a new one?"

　　235

　　00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,960

　　那你要我怎样 他们态度强硬 我们输了

　　What can I say? They played hardball. We lost.

　　236

　　00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,300

　　你这没用的东西

　　You're useless.

　　237

　　00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,130

　　你来雇我时我就说了

　　I told you that when you hired me.

　　238

　　00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,600

　　我要下线了

　　I'm signing off now.

　　239

　　00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:42,760

　　记得联系你妈 她担心你呢

　　Call your mother. She worries.

　　240

　　00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,940

　　知道吗 向别人介绍自己的律师表兄时

　　Okay, just so you know, if we're bringing in cousins who are lawyers,

　　241

　　00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:50,630

　　要准备好被雷

　　prepare for shock and awe.

　　242

　　00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,010

　　告诉你们

　　我来了结这件事

　　You know what? I am ending this.

　　243

　　00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,320

　　佩妮不想再保管魔戒

　　Penny didn't want to hold the ring anymore.

　　244

　　00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,190

　　她还给了我

　　现在我手上 我要寄回去

　　She gave it to me. I have it. I'm sending it back.

　　245

　　00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,920

　　魔戒呢

　　Where's the ring?

　　246

　　00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,390

　　你是指这个魔戒吗

　　You mean this ring?

　　247

　　00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,190

　　下次在公共厕所里排尿

　　Next time be aware of your surroundings

　　248

　　00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,390

　　记得要耳听八方环顾四周

　　while urinating in a public men's room.

　　249

　　00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,590

　　快给我

　　Give me that.

　　250

　　00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,620

　　才不

　　这是我的

　　No, it's mine.

　　251

　　00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,560

　　我们都有份

　　It's all of ours.

　　252

　　00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,560

　　-得了

　　这也太荒唐了

　　-那就放手

　　- Okay, now, this is ridiculous!

　　- Then let go!

　　253

　　00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,920

　　偏不

　　你干嘛不放手

　　I'm not letting go. You let go.

　　254

　　00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,390

　　要我说

　　谁坚持到最后

　　I say this ring belongs

　　255

　　00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,460

　　魔戒就归谁

　　to the last person who can hold on.

　　256

　　00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:19,660

　　行啊

　　我们回家再开始吗

　　Fine. But can't we go home and start this?

　　257

　　00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:22,190

　　当然 那现在先放手

　　Sure. Let go of the ring.

　　258

　　00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,720

　　好吧

　　那就从现在开始

　　All right, it starts now.

　　259

　　00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,620

　　今晚科幻频道有巨虫电影联播

　　You do realize there's a giant bug movie marathon

　　260

　　00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,890

　　你们都还记得吧

　　tonight on the Syfy Channel.

　　261

　　00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:50,690

　　慢

　　我的笔记本还没拿

　　Wait, my laptop.

　　262

　　00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,290

　　这也太白痴了

　　一点也没意义了

　　You know, there's a point no when this becomes idiotic.

　　263

　　00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,560

　　刚我们这样开车的时候你咋不说

　　And it wasn't when we were driving like this?

　　264

　　00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,790

　　我好心建议你们三个放弃吧

　　I would advise the three of you

　　265

　　00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,420

　　再怎么死撑也是徒劳

　　that resistance is futile.

　　266

　　00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,090

　　我的耐性可是出了名的好

　　I have endless patience.

　　267

　　00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,320

　　我曾和惠普的客服人员

　　I once spent two-and-a-half hours on hold

　　268

　　00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,320

　　耗了整整两个半小时

　　with Hewlett-Packard customer service

　　269

　　00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,490

　　就为投诉他们客服态度差劲

　　just to complain about their customer service.

　　270

　　00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,990

　　你少和我吹嘘耐性

　　You want to talk about endless patience?

　　271

　　00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,020

　　佩妮逼我看完了整整

　　Penny made me watch all five seasons

　　272

　　00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:29,190

　　五季的《欲望都市》

　　of Sex and the City.

　　273

　　00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,290

　　老兄

　　那玩意有六季

　　There are six seasons, dude.

　　274

　　00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,460

　　噢

　　杯具

　　Oh, crap!

　　275

　　00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,960

　　别这么说嘛

　　第六季很赞啊

　　No, no, no, the sixth season is great.

　　276

　　00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:43,020

　　凯莉刚分手

　　伤心地去了巴黎

　　We go to Paris with Carrie and get our heart broken,

　　277

　　00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,260

　　而大人物又突然出现

　　and then Mr. Big shows up,

　　278

　　00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,260

　　我们都很好奇

　　她是否还能再相信他

　　we don't know if we can trust him again.

　　279

　　00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,460

　　真是跨越地球的爱恋啊

　　It's a wild ride.

　　280

　　00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,490

　　我要开门

　　Door.

　　281

　　00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,720

　　同志们

　　屈膝[法语 芭蕾舞动作]

　　Okay, everybody, and plie?

　　282

　　00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,920

　　再踮立[法语 芭蕾舞动作]

　　And releve?

　　283

　　00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,890

　　你们干什么呢

　　Whatcha doin'?

　　284

　　00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,660

　　谁坚持到最后

　　魔戒归谁

　　Last one holding the ring decides its fate.

　　285

　　00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:21,890

　　我知道这很蠢

　　I know, it sounds silly.

　　286

　　00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,820

　　才不会呢

　　你是我男友啊

　　No, no, no, no, no, you are my boyfriend.

　　287

　　00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,860

　　情人眼里出西施嘛

　　Nothing you do is silly to me.

　　288

　　00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,790

　　多谢

　　Thank you.

　　289

　　00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:32,590

　　顺便说下

　　这可是维多利亚的秘密内衣

　　FYI-- this is a bag from Victoria's Secret.

　　290

　　00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,690

　　老子不干了

　　I'm out.

　　291

　　00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,260

　　抱歉

　　老妈

　　I'm sorry, Ma,

　　292

　　00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,260

　　没办法

　　我要在办公室加班

　　I have to stay late at the office.

　　293

　　00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,590

　　才没有

　　他在骗你

　　No, he's doesn't! He's lying to you!

　　294

　　00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,390

　　你就不能消停点吗

　　Will you be quiet?

　　295

　　00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,260

　　要隐私的话

　　放开手就行了啊

　　Well, if you want privacy let go of the ring.

　　296

　　00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,090

　　真开心

　　I'm so glad

　　297

　　00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,920

　　终于能来这家异教徒的脱衣舞俱乐部

　　we came to this gentile strip club!

　　298

　　00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,160

　　霍华德

　　Howard,

　　299

　　00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:11,690

　　再给你个培根

　　塞她们丁字裤里去

　　here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's G-string!

　　300

　　00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,360

　　我再打给你

　　I'll call you back.

　　301

　　00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,420

　　你实在太贴心了

　　还特地打电话

　　I think it's lovely you call your mommy

　　302

　　00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,260

　　告诉你妈

　　你赶不回去吃晚饭

　　and let her know you're going to be late for dinner.

　　303

　　00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,520

　　据我所知

　　From what I know about these things,

　　304

　　00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,390

　　没能按时喂奶的女人

　　if a woman doesn't breast-feed on time,

　　305

　　00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:25,260

　　咪咪会很不舒服的

　　it's very uncomfortable for her boobies.

　　306

　　00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:28,320

　　别跟我谈我妈的咪咪

　　Don't you talk about my mother's boobies!

　　307

　　00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,960

　　听着不爽的话

　　放手啊

　　If you're offended, let go of the ring

　　308

　　00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:32,490

　　赶紧回家找你妈吃奶去

　　and go on home to your mother's boobies.

　　309

　　00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,060

　　太好了

　　太好了

　　Excellent, excellent.

　　310

　　00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:35,860

　　你们俩耗吧

　　我就能笑到最后

　　Tire each other out, the ring will be mine.

　　311

　　00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,620

　　霍华德

　　何不谈谈拉杰他妈

　　Howard, why don't you go after Raj's mother?

　　312

　　00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:42,120

　　不然咱谈谈你妈

　　Why don't we go after your mother?

　　313

　　00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,090

　　尽管谈

　　Go ahead.

　　314

　　00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,220

　　我又没有恋母情结

　　I have no illusions about my mother.

　　315

　　00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,190

　　她就一个和蔼可亲

　　She is a kind, loving,

　　316

　　00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,220

　　笃信上帝

　　极端右翼的德州人

　　religiously fanatical right-wing Texan

　　317

　　00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,290

　　头长得有点不合比例

　　with a slightly out-of-scale head

　　318

　　00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,620

　　还对佩珀汽水有点上瘾

　　and a mild Dr. Pepper addiction.

　　319

　　00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,060

　　还有什么要补充的吗

　　Anything you'd like to add?

　　320

　　00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,090

　　这样说根本没用

　　That's not gonna get you anywhere.

　　321

　　00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,590

　　得给他来点狠的

　　Better pull out the big gun.

　　322

　　00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,590

　　说得对

　　You're right.

　　323

　　00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,820

　　咱来谈谈你祖母

　　Let's talk about your grandmother.

　　324

　　00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,590

　　不要

　　No!

　　325

　　00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,160

　　不许说我奶奶

　　I call no