高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译9素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕9

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　　两年之后

　　突然有人敲门了

　　So two years later, there's a knock on the door.

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　　那人打开门

　　看见门口立着只蜗牛

　　Guy opens it, and there on his porch is the snail,

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　　蜗牛说

　　"这TM是怎么回事?"

　　who says, "What the heck was all that about?"

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　　我不知道笑点在哪儿

　　I don't really get it.

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　　你看

　　蜗牛花了两年的时间才...

　　Well, see, it took two years for the snail to...

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　　那不重要

　　Not important.

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　　-我能问你个问题吗

　　-当然

　　- Can I ask you a question?

　　- Sure.

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　　你认为我们会发展到什么程度

　　Where do you think this is going?

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　　老实说

　　我本来希望至少上个二垒

　　To be honest, I was hoping at least second base.

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　　你真风趣

　　You're so funny.

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　　你就像是个单口相声演员

　　You're like a stand-up comedian.

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　　一个犹太单口相声演员

　　这很新鲜

　　A Jewish stand-up comedian, that'd be new.

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　　事实上

　　我觉得他们当中很多都是犹太人

　　Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.

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　　不

　　我只是

　　算了

　　No, I was just... Never mind.

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　　霍华德

　　这是我们的第三次约会

　　Look, Howard, this is our third date

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　　我们都知道这意味着什么

　　and we both know what that means.

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　　-都知道吗

　　-性

　　- We do?

　　- Sex.

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　　你开玩笑的吧

　　You're kidding.

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　　但我需要知道你是要谈

　　But I need to know whether you're looking

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　　一场恋爱还是要一夜情

　　for a relationship or a one-night stand.

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　　好的

　　只是搞清楚点

　　Okay, just to be clear:

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　　这个问题只有一个正确答案吗

　　there's only one correct answer, right?

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　　而不是飞机选餐里的要"鸡肉还是鱼肉"

　　It's not like "chicken or fish" on an airplane?

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　　也许你需要认真思考一下这个问题了

　　Maybe you need to think about it a little.

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　　也不是没有过

　　You know, it's not unheard of

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　　从一夜情发展为恋爱关系的事

　　for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship.

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　　等你想明白了再给我打电话

　　Call me when you figure it out.

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　　三次约会意味着性

　　Three dates means sex?

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　　谁知道啊

　　Who knew?

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　　向你致敬

　　宅男

　　Greetings, homies.

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　　宅女

　　Homette.

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　　为什么这么早就结束约会回来了

　　Why are you back from your date so early?

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　　谈恋爱

　　就要跟在娱乐业一样

　　In romance, as in show business,

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　　总是要让观众欲求不满

　　always leave them wanting more.

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　　这到底是什么意思

　　What exactly does that mean?

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　　他被三振出局了

　　He struck out.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第九集

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　　你们两个知道

　　Hey, did either of you guys know

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　　与同一个女人约会三次

　　that three dates with the same woman

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　　就可以上床的临界点?

　　is the threshold for sex?

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　　事实上

　　我从未与同一女人约会三次

　　Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.

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　　而我和佩妮花了两年

　　With Penny and me, it took two years.

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　　现在认真回想一下

　　的确是三次约会

　　Now that I think about it, that was three dates.

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　　好吧

　　那在你和佩妮搞上之前

　　Okay, well, before you and Penny hooked up,

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　　她有没有要求什么承诺

　　Did she ask for any kind of commitment?

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　　没

　　她倒是非常清楚地表示

　　No, she was pretty clear about

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　　要有保持随时换人的权力

　　wanting to keep her options open.

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　　我有东西要宣布一下

　　I have something to announce,

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　　但是出于惯例

　　我会等你们

　　but out of respect for convention, I will wait for you

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　　说完现在的话题

　　to finish your current conversation.

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　　你们在聊什么呢

　　What are you talking about?

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　　一种文化模式

　　The cultural paradigm in which people have sex

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　　就是人们会在三次约会后做爱

　　after three dates.

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　　原来如此

　　I see.

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　　现在我们是说的"date"是指社交活动

　　Now, are we talking "date," the social interaction,

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　　还是指干枣

　　or "date," the dried fruit?

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　　算了

　　你要宣布什么

　　Never mind, what's your announcement?

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　　很好

　　轮到我了

　　这令人非常兴奋

　　Oh, good, my turn. Well, this is very exciting

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　　并且我想让你们最先知道

　　and I wanted you to be among the first to know...

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　　嗨

　　库珀

　　Hey, Cooper.

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　　我听说你下周要和《科学星期五》的

　　I hear you're going to be on the radio

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　　艾拉·弗雷托上广播节目

　　with Ira Flatow from Science Friday next week.

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　　谢谢

　　克瑞普克

　　剥夺了我跟我的朋友

　　Thank you, Kripke, for depriving me of the opportunity

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　　分享这则资讯的机会

　　to share my news with my friends.

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　　很荣幸

　　My pleasure.

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　　我的"谢谢"可不是诚恳的

　　My "thank you" was not sincere.

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　　但我的"很荣幸"是的

　　But "my pleasure" is.

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　　让我问你个问题

　　Let me ask you a question:

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　　什么时候国家公共广播

　　At what point did National Public Radio

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　　不得不邀请一些废材

　　have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel

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　　作为嘉宾呢

　　for its guests?

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　　别回答

　　这是个比喻

　　Don't answer. It's rhetorical.

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　　为什么你是个笨蛋

　　Why are you such a stupid head?

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　　这也是个比喻

　　That is also rhetorical.

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　　真抱歉你们不得不听到这些

　　I'm sorry you had to hear that.

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　　你真的要上国家公共广播吗

　　Are you really going to be on NPR?

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　　没错

　　他们通过我办公室的电话采访我

　　Yes, they're interviewing me by phone from my office,

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　　问一些最近所谓的"发现"

　　regarding the recent so-called "discovery"

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　　关于自旋冰中的磁单极子

　　of magnetic monopoles in spin-ices.

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　　因为是誓言周

　　他们想通过一些辩论

　　It's pledge week and they're trying to goose the ratings

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　　来提高收听率

　　with a little controversy.

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　　真酷

　　恭喜你

　　Very cool, congratulations.

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　　谢谢

　　我妈妈也非常兴奋

　　Thank you. My mother is very excited.

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　　她召集了她的圣经学习小组来收听

　　She's convening her Bible study group to listen in,

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　　然后为我的灵魂祈祷

　　and then pray for my soul.

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　　我曾经上过一次电台

　　I was on the radio once.

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　　我打进了新德里的狂热FM104的热线

　　I called in to Fever 104 FM New Delhi

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　　成为了第四个说一句话就能拿钱的人

　　and was the fourth person to say the phrase that pays:

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　　"狂热104

　　aajke naye

　　acchha sangeetka ghar."

　　"Fever 104, aajke naye

　　acchha sangeetka ghar."

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　　意思是

　　"狂热104

　　That means: "Fever 104,

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　　超棒流行音乐之家

　　home of the really good current music."

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　　还是在印度语里说更拉风

　　It's much catchier in Hindi.

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　　好的

　　这些是明天上国家公共广播

　　All right. These are the talking points

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　　访谈的讲点

　　for my NPR interview tomorrow.

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　　我必须确定它们对于那些

　　I need to make sure that they're simple enough

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　　教育程度较低的听众来说也足够简单易懂

　　for the less educated in the audience to understand.

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　　霍华德

　　看一遍然后告诉我你哪里不懂

　　Howard, look this over and tell me what's unclear to you.

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　　劳驾

　　我有麻省理工大学的

　　Excuse me, I have a master's degree in engineering

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　　工程硕士学位证书

　　from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

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　　要求修完144个学分

　　It required the completion of 144 units of grad work

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　　和一篇原创论文

　　and an original thesis.

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　　没错

　　Yes.

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　　看完告诉我有哪些不清楚的

　　Look this over and tell me what's unclear to you.

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　　谢尔顿让你做事

　　You know, when Sheldon gives you homework,

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　　你可以拒绝

　　you don't have to do it.

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　　其实你拒绝更好

　　In fact, it's better if you don't,

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　　不然搞得我们几个很尴尬

　　otherwise it makes the rest of us look bad.

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　　-各位好

　　-你好

　　- Hi, guys. - Hey. Hello.

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　　拉杰

　　跟我说话

　　Yo, Raj, talk to me.

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　　抱歉

　　耍你而已

　　I'm sorry, just screwing with you.

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　　霍华德

　　你干嘛不打电话给伯纳黛特

　　Hey, Howard, why haven't you called Bernadette?

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　　她说什么了吗

　　Did she say something?

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　　她说你一个星期没跟她联系了

　　Yeah, she said she hasn't heard from you in a week.

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　　我以为你喜欢她呢

　　I thought you liked her?

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　　是喜欢

　　但她要我给个承诺

　　I do, but she wants a commitment

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　　我又不确定她是不是我喜欢的类型

　　and I'm not sure she's my type.

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　　她都愿意免费跟你约会

　　She agreed to go out with you for free.

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　　你还想怎么样

　　What more do you need?

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　　伯纳黛特是很好

　　Look, Bernadette is really nice.

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　　我只是一直觉得

　　当我想认真的对待感情时

　　I just always thought when I finally settle down

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　　对方应该是一个

　　into a relationship, it would be with someone,

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　　你知道

　　一个特别的人

　　you know, different.

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　　怎么特别

　　Different how?

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　　更像《变形金刚》里的梅根·福克斯啦

　　Well, you know, more like Megan Fox from Transformers.

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　　或者《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》里的

　　Or Katee Sackhoff

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　　凯蒂·萨克霍夫啦

　　from Battlestar Galactica.

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　　你嗑药啦

　　Are you high?

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　　你跟《宇宙威龙》里有三个咪咪的

　　You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted

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　　火星妓女在一起的可能性更大点

　　Martian hooker from Total Recall.

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　　你说的太不实际了

　　Okay, now you're just being unrealistic.

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　　那部电影都差不多20年了

　　Anyway, that movie was like 20 years ago.

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　　想想那些咪咪该下垂成什么样了

　　Imagine how saggy those thing would be.

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　　霍华德

　　你想守着你的荒诞幻想不放

　　Howard, you're going to throw away a great girl like Bernadette

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　　而放过像伯纳黛特这么好的女生吗

　　because you're holding out for some ridiculous fantasy?

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　　你的感情定下来了不代表我也要这样吧

　　Hey, just because you settled doesn't mean I have to.

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　　喂

　　我在这坐着呢

　　Excuse me, I'm sitting here.

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　　我又没有和莱纳德定下来

　　Hey, I did not settle for Leonard.

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　　他显然不像我通常约会的类型

　　I mean, obviously, he isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with...

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　　体格上不像

　　you know, physically.

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　　再说一次

　　我在呢

　　Again, I'm right here.

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　　我的意思是

　　我不会以封面断定书的好坏

　　My point is, I do not judge a book by its cover.

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　　我更在意人的内心

　　I am interested in the person underneath.

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　　我在这吧

　　你看得见我

　　I am here, right? You see me.

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　　我也在意人的内心啊

　　Hey, I'm interested in what's inside people, too,

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　　但是希望内心外面包装点像

　　but why is it wrong to want those insides wrapped up in,

　　146

　　00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:24,930

　　哈莉·贝瑞（肤色黑）的巧克力不对吗

　　say, the delicious caramel that is Halle Berry?

　　147

　　00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:29,360

　　对

　　你也是巧克力装

　　Yes, you're delicious caramel, too.

　　148

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　　行

　　我告诉为什么不对

　　All right, you know what, I will tell you

　　149

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　　抱歉

　　我能插下话吗

　　why it's wrong... Excuse me, may I interject?

　　150

　　00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,600

　　干嘛

　　What?

　　151

　　00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,460

　　从生物学角度上说

　　Biologically speaking,

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　　霍华德想找最佳伴侣繁殖后代

　　Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate

　　153

　　00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,160

　　完全合情合理

　　for the propagation of his genetic line.

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　　-谢谢

　　谢尔顿

　　-不过

　　- Thank you, Sheldon. - Now, whether that

　　155

　　00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,530

　　但这种繁殖如果站在人类进化的角度来看

　　propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course,

　　156

　　00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:52,360

　　又是完全不同的问题

　　an entirely different question.

　　157

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　　我是艾拉·弗莱托

　　This is Ira Flatow and you're listening

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　　您正在收听的是公共广播电台的周五科学

　　to NPR's Science Friday.

　　159

　　00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:01,300

　　今晚跟我们电话连线的是

　　Joining us today by phone

　　160

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　　在加州帕萨迪纳办公室里的

　　from his office in Pasadena, California

　　161

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　　谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

　　162

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　　这个肯定很好玩

　　Oh, this is going to be a riot.

　　163

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　　欢迎参加我们的节目

　　库珀博士

　　Thanks for being with us today, Dr. Cooper.

　　164

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　　我很荣幸

　　艾拉

　　My pleasure, Ira.

　　165

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　　我们讨论一下磁单极子吧

　　Now, let's talk about magnetic monopoles.

　　166

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　　你能给听众解释一下什么是磁单极子吗

　　Can you explain to our audience just what a monopole is?

　　167

　　00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:23,930

　　当然可以

　　Of course.

　　168

　　00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:28,330

　　首先

　　一块普通的磁铁

　　First, consider an ordinary magnet which has,

　　169

　　00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,960

　　即使教育程度再低的听众

　　as even the most uneducated

　　170

　　00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,730

　　都应该知道

　　有两个磁极

　　in your audience must know, two poles.

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　　南极和北极

　　A north and south pole.

　　172

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　　把磁铁切成两半

　　则变成较小的两块磁铁

　　If you cut that in half, you have two smaller magnets,

　　173

　　00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:44,060

　　每块都有南北两极

　　each with its own north and south pole.

　　174

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　　库珀博士

　　我们的连线

　　Uh, Dr. Cooper, I think there might be

　　175

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　　可能出了点问题

　　something wrong with our connection.

　　176

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　　不

　　我听得很清楚

　　No, I hear you fine.

　　177

　　00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:56,060

　　正如我刚刚说的

　　普通磁铁有两个磁极

　　As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has two poles.

　　178

　　00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:58,630

　　磁单极子的主要特征是

　　The primary characteristic of a monopole

　　179

　　00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:02,200

　　它只有一个磁极

　　因此称为磁单极子

　　is that it has only one pole, hence, monopole.

　　180

　　00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,830

　　弦理论

　　或者说M理论

　　A requirement for string theory,

　　181

　　00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:07,760

　　的一个必要条件

　　or M-theory, if you will,

　　182

　　00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,560

　　是存在磁单极子

　　is the existence of such monopoles.

　　183

　　00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,800

　　我本人曾带领一个考察队

　　I, myself, led an expedition

　　184

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　　前往北极圈探寻这种粒子

　　to the Arctic Circle in search of said particles.

　　185

　　00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,530

　　克瑞普克

　　我看到喷嘴了

　　你死定了

　　Kripke, I found the nozzle! I'm going to kill you!

　　186

　　00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,400

　　真高兴你今晚能和我共浴

　　So nice you could join me this evening.

　　187

　　00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,600

　　你跟往常一样漂亮

　　You're looking lovely as always.

　　188

　　00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,330

　　过奖

　　霍华德

　　Thanks, Howard.

　　189

　　00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,130

　　一向乐意加入你的手淫幻想

　　Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.

　　190

　　00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,460

　　别这样嘛

　　凯蒂

　　Come on, Katee.

　　191

　　00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,160

　　何必说得这么低俗呢

　　Don't make it sound so cheap.

　　192

　　00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,600

　　抱歉

　　在浴缸里自欺欺人

　　I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub

　　193

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　　确实是出类拔萃的行为

　　is a real class act.

　　194

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　195

　　00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,030

　　我们可以开始了吗

　　So, shall we get started?

　　196

　　00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:53,000

　　当然

　　Sure.

　　197

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　　但我能先问你个问题吗

　　But can I ask you a question first?

　　198

　　00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,300

　　你想扮演赛昂人和殖民者吗

　　Do you want to play Cylon and colonist?

　　199

　　00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,660

　　不

　　No.

　　200

　　00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,500

　　我很奇怪

　　你明明可以和真人约会

　　I want to know why you're playing make-believe with me

　　201

　　00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,400

　　却在这里和我玩性幻想游戏

　　when you could be out with a real woman tonight.

　　202

　　00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,500

　　你是指伯纳黛特吗

　　You mean, Bernadette?

　　203

　　00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,700

　　不

　　我是指莱娅公主(星战人物

　　路克·天行者的双胞胎妹妹)

　　No, I mean Princess Leia.

　　204

　　00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,330

　　我当然指的是伯纳黛特

　　Of course I mean Bernadette.

　　205

　　00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:11,500

　　她是个很好的女孩儿

　　真的喜欢你

　　She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.

　　206

　　00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,300

　　我知道

　　但她不是你

　　I know, but she's not you.

　　207

　　00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,600

　　我又不是真实的

　　I'm not me.

　　208

　　00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:18,630

　　真正的我现正在比弗利山庄

　　The real me is in Beverly Hills

　　209

　　00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:20,330

　　和某个英俊高大的有钱人约会呢

　　Going out with a tall, handsome, rich guy.

　　210

　　00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,600

　　真的吗

　　很高大吗

　　Really? Tall?

　　211

　　00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,260

　　-一米九三呢

　　-哇哦

　　- Six-four. - Ouch.

　　212

　　00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,900

　　问题在于

　　你遇到了一个好女孩

　　The point is, you've got a wonderful girl in your life,

　　213

　　00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,830

　　但却宁愿整晚在浴缸里对着虚拟影像

　　And you're ignoring her in order to spend your nights

　　214

　　00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:32,030

　　和浴巾性幻想

　　也不去理她

　　in the bathtub with a mental image and a wash cloth.

　　215

　　00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,100

　　霍华德

　　Howard!

　　216

　　00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,330

　　你到底在里面干嘛

　　What are you doing in there?

　　217

　　00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:40,260

　　我在洗澡

　　I'm taking a bath!

　　218

　　00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,330

　　你可别做啥其他猥琐的事

　　I hope that's all you're doing!

　　219

　　00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,460

　　那浴缸我也要用

　　We share that tub!

　　220

　　00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,000

　　别提醒我

　　Don't remind me!

　　221

　　00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,360

　　老天

　　Oh, man.

　　222

　　00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,100

　　都是泡泡

　　没有我子孙的容身之地了

　　All soaped up and no place to go.

　　223

　　00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,930

　　哥们儿

　　你还好吧

　　How ya doin', buddy?

　　224

　　00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,500

　　我在国家电台上被当众羞辱

　　I was humiliated on national radio.

　　225

　　00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,660

　　能好受才怪

　　How do you think I'm doing?

　　226

　　00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,460

　　拜托

　　没这么夸张吧

　　Come on, it wasn't that bad.

　　227

　　00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,200

　　你们来干嘛

　　What do you want?

　　228

　　00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,360

　　(绿野仙踪中的麦琪肯人欢迎多萝西)

　　(munchkin voice): We represent the Lollipop Guild,

　　229

　　00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,530

　　我们是棒棒糖团队

　　欢迎你的到来

　　and we want you.

　　230

　　00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,300

　　好啊

　　克瑞普克捉弄了你一下

　　Okay, so Kripke played a joke on you.

　　231

　　00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,600

　　不好笑

　　It wasn't funny.

　　232

　　00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,660

　　-我觉得很好笑

　　-拉杰

　　- I thought it was funny. - Raj.

　　233

　　00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,000

　　你也笑了啊

　　You laughed.

　　234

　　00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,830

　　你笑了吗

　　Did you laugh?

　　235

　　00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,230

　　我笑得滚到地板上了

　　I fell on the floor.

　　236

　　00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,200

　　好吧

　　这次是他赢了

　　All right, he got you.

　　237

　　00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,600

　　你可以以牙还牙嘛

　　You can get him back.

　　238

　　00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,830

　　我才不要堕落到他那种水准

　　I refuse to sink to his level.

　　239

　　00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:45,000

　　你落不了

　　体内充满了氦气

　　You can't sink. With all that helium in you,

　　240

　　00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,200

　　遇水不飘走就算你走运啦

　　you're lucky you don't float away.

　　241

　　00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,330

　　你当真认栽了吗

　　Are you really admitting defeat?

　　242

　　00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,800

　　我从不认栽

　　I never admit defeat.

　　243

　　00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,960

　　很好

　　Good.

　　244

　　00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,200

　　但是

　　从另一个方面讲

　　However, on an unrelated topic,

　　245

　　00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,130

　　我再也抬不起头做人了

　　I am never getting out of this bed again.

　　246

　　00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,230

　　那何不这样

　　你设法捉弄克瑞普克

　　What if you could make Kripke

　　247

　　00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,130

　　让他看起来比你更蠢

　　look even sillier than he made you look?

　　248

　　00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:04,300

　　我觉得这不可能

　　老兄

　　I don't think that's possible, dude.

　　249

　　00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,730

　　你尽说些丧气话

　　You're not helping.

　　250

　　00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,800

　　我本就不是来说好话

　　我是来吐糟的

　　I didn't come to help, I came to mock.

　　251

　　00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,400

　　谢尔顿

　　你现在得好好想想

　　Sheldon, what you need to do is figure out a way

　　252

　　00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,230

　　到底怎么报复克瑞普克

　　to exact vengeance on Kripke, like, uh,

　　253

　　00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:18,700

　　好比蝙蝠侠把疯子罪犯小丑扔进了

　　like, how the Joker got back at Batman for putting him

　　254

　　00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,700

　　亚克汗疯人院

　　事后他不是越狱了吗

　　in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

　　255

　　00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,400

　　是啊

　　他不光是待在里面对其他

　　That's true. He didn't just stay there and talk about

　　256

　　00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,800

　　精神病恶棍大吐苦水

　　His feelings with the other psychotic villains.

　　257

　　00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,230

　　还越狱了

　　还对哥谭市的供水系统投毒

　　He, he broke out and poisoned Gotham's water supply.

　　258

　　00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,100

　　好吧

　　Well...

　　259

　　00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,260

　　-那我该给克瑞普克下毒

　　-不

　　- I suppose I could poison Kripke. - No!

　　260

　　00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,730

　　不

　　这其实很简单

　　No. It's a simple matter.

　　261

　　00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,260

　　有那么几种有毒化学物

　　There are several toxic chemicals

　　262

　　00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,260

　　尸检是查不出来的

　　that'd be untraceable in an autopsy.

　　263

　　00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,660

　　你抓到了要领

　　Okay, uh, that's the spirit,

　　264

　　00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,030

　　但手段可以温柔点

　　but, um, let's dial it back

　　265

　　00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:49,160

　　不要置人于死地

　　to a non-lethal form of vengeance.

　　266

　　00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:54,630

　　这样

　　在他的办公室椅子上弄个放屁垫

　　How about we whoopee cushion on his office chair?

　　267

　　00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,000

　　他一坐下

　　听起来就像是有胃气胀

　　He'll sit down, it'll sound like

　　268

　　00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,460

　　尽管他不是真有胃气胀

　　he's flatulent, even though he's not.

　　269

　　00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,930

　　还是再想想吧

　　Let's keep thinking.

　　270

　　00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,230

　　老兄

　　你可来晚了

　　Oh, gee, you're too late.

　　271

　　00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,600

　　斯嘉丽·乔纳森和神奇女侠

　　Scarlett Johansson and Wonder Woman were just in here

　　272

　　00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,460

　　刚在这里轮番歌颂神经质和胆小鬼呢

　　trolling around for neurotic, little weasels.

　　273

　　00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,330

　　我来找伯纳黛特

　　她今天上班吗

　　I came to talk to Bernadette. She's working today, right?

　　274

　　00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,830

　　是啊

　　但我觉得她不想见你

　　Yes, but I don't think she wants to see you.

　　275

　　00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:20,860

　　为啥

　　Why not?

　　276

　　00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,560

　　得了

　　霍华德

　　你伤害了她

　　Come on, Howard. You hurt her feelings

　　277

　　00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,000

　　一个星期都不给人家电话

　　by not calling her all week.

　　278

　　00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,400

　　加上我还说了你不少坏话

　　Plus, I've kind of been talkin' some smack about ya.

　　279

　　00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,400

　　好啊

　　霍华德

　　Hello, Howard.

　　280

　　00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,530

　　等下

　　伯纳黛特

　　我有话对你说

　　Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you.

　　281

　　00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:32,660

　　现在不成

　　我在工作呢

　　I can't now, I'm working.

　　282

　　00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,200

　　就一会儿

　　This will only take a second.

　　283

　　00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,960

　　你之前让我好好考虑

　　You asked me to think about where

　　284

　　00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,930

　　我们之间的关系

　　好吧我想过了

　　our relationship was going, and I did.

　　285

　　00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,700

　　伯纳黛特

　　Bernadette?

　　286

　　00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:48,000

　　你愿意嫁给我吗

　　Will you marry me?

　　287

　　00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,030

　　我不明白

　　这算是玩笑吗

　　Is this more comedy that I don't understand?

　　288

　　00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:56,000

　　不

　　我是认真的

　　No. I'm serious.

　　289

　　00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,600

　　你是我生命中的唯一

　　I'm never going to find another girl like you

　　290

　　00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,500

　　重要的是

　　你是真心喜欢我

　　who likes me and is, you know, real.

　　291

　　00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,930

　　这不是开玩笑吗

　　So, this isn't a joke?

　　292

　　00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,660

　　-不是

　　-那你铁定疯了

　　- No. - Then you're insane.

　　293

　　00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:13,330

　　我觉得自己这是突施奇招

　　I prefer to think of myself as quirky.

　　294

　　00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,700

　　霍华德

　　我们只约会了三次

　　Howard, we've only been on three dates.

　　295

　　00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,800

　　甚至还没上过床

　　We haven't even had sex yet.

　　296

　　00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,000

　　你说得对

　　Fair enough.

　　297

　　00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,100

　　你什么时候下班

　　When's your break?

　　298

　　00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:29,060

　　好事将成

　　你们嫉妒我了不是

　　Don't you just hate when this happens?

　　299

　　00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:38,460

　　好了

　　用这个来复仇如何

　　All right, how's this for revenge?

　　300

　　00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,930

　　一剂过氧化氢[双氧水]

　　A solution of hydrogen peroxide,

　　301

　　00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:44,530

　　加上一剂饱和碘化钾

　　and one of saturated potassium iodide.

　　302

　　00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,700

　　这又是什么

　　What's this?

　　303

　　00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,900

　　山露汽水[碳酸饮料]

　　Mountain Dew.

　　304

　　00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,160

　　啊

　　真是提神醒脑

　　Ahh, refreshing.

　　305

　　00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,630

　　然后将这两样化学制剂

　　与普通洗碗剂结合

　　We're going to combine these chemicals with ordinary dish soap,

　　306

　　00:14:55,630 --> 00:15:00,130

　　就会放热

　　释放出氧

　　creating a little exothermic release of oxygen.

　　307

　　00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,000

　　泡沫复仇记

　　Foamy vengeance.

　　308

　　00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,230

　　完全正确

　　Yes, exactly.

　　309

　　00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,400

　　谢尔顿

　　这招实在是高

　　This is brilliant, Sheldon.

　　310

　　00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,430

　　但你怎么布置到克瑞普克的办公室

　　How are we going to deploy it in Kripke's office?

　　311

　　00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,300

　　早就布置好了

　　Already taken care of.

　　312

　　00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,560

　　注意看

　　Observe.

　　313

　　00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,400

　　通过迷你摄像头拍摄到的克瑞普克实验室实况

　　This is a live shot of Kripke's lab via a mini webcam

　　314

　　00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,130

　　拜我偷塞到看门人衬衫口袋里的美钞所赐

　　I was able to install, thanks to a dollar bill