高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译7素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕7

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　　风筝嗬

　　Kites, ho!

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　　风筝嗬

　　Kites, ho!

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　　不好意思

　　Excuse me.

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　　你们误用了"嗬"这个词

　　You're misusing the word "ho."

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　　这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词

　　It's an interjection used to call attention

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　　而不是物体

　　例如"停下嗬"

　　to a destination, not an object, as in, uh, "Land, ho!"

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　　或者"向西嗬"

　　Or, uh, "Westward, ho!"

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　　风筝嗬

　　Kites, ho!

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　　各位好

　　在忙什么

　　Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?

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　　出去发现电的存在吗

　　Going out to discover electricity?

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　　如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果

　　If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin,

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　　他没有"发现电的存在"

　　he did not "discover electricity,"

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　　他只是利用风筝证明

　　he merely used a kite to determine

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　　闪电"带"电

　　that lightning "consists" of electricity.

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　　他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉

　　He also invented the Franklin stove,

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　　双光眼镜和灵活导尿管

　　bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.

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　　风筝嗬

　　Kites, ho.

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　　我们准备去斗风筝

　　We're heading out for some kite fighting.

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　　-斗风筝

　　-对

　　- "Kite fighting"?

　　- Oh, yeah.

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　　一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动

　　It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.

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　　其实

　　割到喉咙的风险很低

　　Well, actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low.

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　　另外

　　严重被线擦伤才是真实

　　On the other hand, severe string burn is a real

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　　且经常发生的危险

　　and ever-present danger.

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　　你想来观战吗

　　You want to come watch?

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　　天啊

　　Oh, gee...

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　　听着很不错

　　Sounds amazing.

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　　不过

　　我有些朋友会过来

　　But, um, I've got some friends coming over.

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　　没什么大事

　　Not a big thing-- we're just

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　　只是聚在一起看内布拉斯加比赛

　　gonna watch the Nebraska game.

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　　橄榄球

　　行

　　Oh. Football, sure.

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　　猜得好

　　Good guess.

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　　我本想叫上你

　　但我知道你不是球迷

　　I would've invited you, but I know you're not a football fan.

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　　对

　　当然

　　很好

　　No, no, I'm not, so... great.

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　　你能做自己喜欢的事

　　You've got plans

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　　我也能做自己喜欢的事

　　doing something you like, I've got plans

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　　这样很好

　　doing something I like, so it's good.

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　　我们能迟些再聚

　　Well, maybe we'll hang out later--

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　　等大家都走了

　　you know, after everybody's gone.

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　　行

　　可以

　　Yeah, great.

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　　再见

　　See ya.

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　　太逊了

　　Well, this sucks.

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　　抱歉

　　我觉得无聊

　　开小差了

　　I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.

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　　什么东西很逊

　　Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?

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　　莱纳德刚发现佩妮不想带他见朋友

　　Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him

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　　因为莱纳德是个身材矮小

　　from her friends because he's a tiny, little man

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　　又喜欢放风筝的人

　　who flies kites.

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　　这当然会很逊

　　Oh, that certainly would suck.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第六集

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　　沃罗威茨想侧翼包围咱们

　　Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.

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　　你放线

　　飞高点

　　Let out some string, add altitude

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　　我从下方偷袭割他的线

　　and I'll go under and cut his line.

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　　为什么佩妮不想让她朋友认识我

　　Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me?

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　　集中精神比赛

　　莱纳德

　　Focus, Leonard, focus!

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　　战斗的热浪迎面而来

　　The heat of battle is upon us.

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　　战争的恶犬已被释放

　　The dogs of war are unleashed.

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　　或许库萨帕里说得对

　　Maybe Koothrappali's right.

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　　也许我让她囧了

　　Maybe I embarrass her.

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　　你现在就让我囧了

　　You're embarrassing me right now.

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　　一个大男人在放风筝的时候

　　A grown man worrying about such nonsense

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　　居然担心这种无聊东西

　　when in the middle of flying kites.

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　　对不起

　　Sorry.

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　　道歉可打不下对方的风筝

　　Sorry won't bring their kites down.

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　　被线擦伤

　　痛痛

　　String burn! String burn!

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　　他们以为我们想侧翼包围

　　Oh, they think we're flanking.

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　　正中我们下怀

　　They're playing right into our hands.

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　　我数到三

　　使出绝杀飞剪

　　On the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.

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　　一

　　二

　　One, two...

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　　哇

　　Whoa!

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　　-看到没

　　-什么

　　- Did you see that? - See what?

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　　那个小妞

　　她冲我笑

　　That chick-- she smiled at me.

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　　-没有

　　-有

　　- No, she didn't. - Yes, she did.

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　　快

　　飞剪

　　飞剪

　　Come on, scissors, scissors!

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　　-帮我拿着

　　-等等

　　- Hold my line. - Wait.

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　　你去干什么

　　What are you doing?

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　　我没法单独使出飞剪

　　I can't scissors by myself!

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　　霍华德

　　回来

　　Howard! Come back!

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　　胜利

　　Victory!

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　　狗娘养的

　　Son of a bitch.

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　　你真是垃圾朋友

　　知道吗

　　You're a sucky friend, you know that?

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　　比垃圾还垃圾的朋友

　　A sucky, sucky friend.

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　　我能怎样

　　What was supposed to do?

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　　她冲我那么诱惑一笑

　　She gave me that "come-hither" look.

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　　就算她冲你笑

　　那也是笑你很逊

　　If she gave you any look at all. it was a "you suck" look.

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　　如果没有拉伤大腿

　　我就能追上她

　　I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy.

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　　拜托

　　你才80磅重

　　Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds.

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　　哪有什么大腿肌肉

　　You don't have a hammy.

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　　佩妮不想带我见朋友

　　So, Penny doesn't want me around her friends.

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　　我让她囧了

　　有其他可能吗

　　I embarrass her. What else could it be?

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　　她的行为

　　Well, her actions

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　　能理解为顾及你的感受

　　could be out of concern for your feelings

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　　也许她不让你参加聚会

　　Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings

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　　是因为她想物色新配偶

　　because she's scouting for a new mate

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　　但不想让你看到

　　and don't want to do it in front of you.

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　　她真贴心

　　Oh... how kind of her.

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　　同意

　　Agreed.

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　　大多数灵长类动物没有这种判断力

　　Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.

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　　雌性倭黑猩猩会在前配偶面前

　　A female bonobo will copulate with a new male

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　　与新配偶交配

　　in front of the old one

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　　根本不会想"你怎么样"

　　without so much as a "how do you do?"

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　　你老是这样

　　知道吗

　　You always do this, you know?

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　　抛下我去追没有机会追到的女人

　　You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.

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　　我完全有机会

　　I totally had a shot. With a woman

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　　在公园追逐一名女子

　　you were chasing through a park--

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　　这不叫机会

　　这叫重罪

　　that's not a shot, that's a felony.

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　　搭上我赢回来的帕唐风筝更罪加一等

　　What's worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite.

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　　谢尔顿

　　能不能行行好

　　Sheldon, I don't suppose there's any chance

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　　把风筝还给我

　　you could give me my kite back?

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　　对不起

　　拉杰

　　空战的规则

　　I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare

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　　规定战败的风筝归胜者

　　dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor.

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　　没有规则

　　比赛就没有意义

　　And without rules, the competition has no meaning.

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　　没有比赛意义

　　And without meaning,

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　　下面的动作就只会是个空洞的姿态

　　the following would be an empty gesture.

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　　你的风筝归我了

　　I have your kite.

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　　你的橄榄球派对如何

　　How was your football party?

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　　-很不错

　　我们赢了

　　-哇

　　- It was pretty good. We won.

　　- Oh, wow.

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　　太棒了

　　That's excellent.

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　　你不觉得这个比喻很怪吗

　　It's a weird figure of speech, isn't it

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　　不是我们在玩

　　却说"我们赢了"

　　"We won" when you weren't actually playing.

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　　当我们看《星球大战》的时候

　　When we watch Star Wars,

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　　我们不会说"我们打败了帝国"

　　we don't say, "We defeated the Empire."

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　　很高兴听你这么说

　　I'm glad to hear it.

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　　对了

　　还有个相关问题

　　Oh, hey, on a related subject,

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　　我跟你朋友在一起会让你觉得有失颜面吗

　　Are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?

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　　天呐

　　当然不会

　　Oh, my god, no.

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　　为什么要这么问

　　Why would you ask that?

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　　我才发现

　　Well, you know, I just noticed

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　　我还没见过他们呢

　　I haven't really met any of them.

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　　你肯定见过

　　Sure you have.

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　　对

　　我见过你那高大的前男友

　　Yeah, no, I met the huge ex-boyfriend

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　　还有小一点但还是比我高大的前男友

　　and the smaller yet still larger than me ex-boyfriend

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　　顺便问一下

　　他们今天来了吗

　　By the way, were they here today?

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　　-当然没有

　　-当然没有

　　- Of course not.

　　- Of course not.

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　　为什么要来

　　为什么我会问

　　Why would they be? Why would I ask?

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　　为什么我这么无厘头

　　为什么你不制止我

　　Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, look,

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　　如果你想见我的朋友

　　当然很好啦

　　if you want to meet my friends, that would be great.

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　　我只是

　　不想让你觉得太无聊

　　I just, you know, I didn't want you to be bored.

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　　我才不会觉得无聊呢

　　I wouldn't be bored.

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　　为什么我会无聊

　　Why would I be bored?

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　　因为他们不是天才科学家啊

　　Well, 'cause they're not genius scientists.

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　　佩妮

　　我喜欢各种各样的人

　　Penny, I like all sorts of people.

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　　事实上

　　我最好的一些朋友并不是天才

　　In fact, some of my best friends aren't geniuses.

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　　比如说

　　Like who?

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　　好吧

　　我的某些Facebook朋友不是天才

　　Okay, some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses.

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　　重点在于

　　如果我们要成为一对

　　My point is, if we're going to be a couple,

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　　我应该是你朋友的朋友

　　I should be friends with your friends.

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　　好啊

　　太棒了

　　那你下周六

　　Okay, great. Well, then why don't you

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　　跟我们一起看橄榄球比赛吧

　　come over next Saturday and watch the game with us.

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　　又有橄榄球赛吗

　　Another football game?

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　　橄榄球赛每周都有的

　　They have them every week.

　　151

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　　不知道这回事

　　Did not know that.

　　152

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　　-你想见我的朋友

　　-当然

　　- You wanted to meet my friends.

　　- Sure.

　　153

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　　当然

　　但是我对橄榄球不大了解

　　Sure, just I don't know much about football.

　　154

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　　那没关系

　　很多男生的

　　Oh, that's okay-- a lot of the guys'

　　155

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　　女朋友完全不懂橄榄球

　　girlfriends don't know football.

　　156

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　　她们就只在厨房边喝酒边聊天

　　They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.

　　157

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　　"真不错"

　　Great.

　　158

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　　好的

　　成功的传球

　　Okay, a complete pass.

　　159

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　　一档

　　新英格兰

　　First down, New England.

　　160

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　　我觉得我开始有点明白了

　　I think I'm starting to get this.

　　161

　　00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,500

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　162

　　00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,160

　　过去两小时中我唯一学到的

　　The only thing I've learned in the last two hours

　　163

　　00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,130

　　就是美国男人喜欢喝啤酒

　　is that American men love drinking beer,

　　164

　　00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,630

　　尿太多导致勃起障碍

　　pee too often and have trouble getting erections.

　　165

　　00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,130

　　把精力放比赛上

　　而不是广告

　　拉杰

　　Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.

　　166

　　00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,430

　　我只是说

　　如果人们能减少啤酒摄入

　　I'm just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer,

　　167

　　00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,830

　　就可以从厕所中解脱出来

　　you could get out of the bathroom

　　168

　　00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:19,760

　　在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人

　　and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.

　　169

　　00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,400

　　拉杰

　　你在这儿干嘛呢

　　Raj, what are you doing here?

　　170

　　00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,830

　　你本该帮我改装我的小摩托

　　You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.

　　171

　　00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,950

　　对不起

　　I'm sorry,

　　172

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　　你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗

　　are you under the impression that we're still friends?

　　173

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　　别这样

　　Oh, come on.

　　174

　　00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:35,700

　　你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧

　　You're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?

　　175

　　00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,330

　　这不仅仅是风筝的事情

　　It's not just the kite thing.

　　176

　　00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,790

　　每次我们出去玩

　　你都认为你可以随时

　　Every time we go some place, you think you can just

　　177

　　00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,520

　　把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉

　　dump me whenever someone prettier comes along,

　　178

　　00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,220

　　尽管你跟她们完全没可能

　　even though you don't have a shot with them.

　　179

　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,510

　　我跟那个跑步的有可能成的

　　I had a shot with that jogger.

　　180

　　00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:48,970

　　行啊

　　那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去

　　Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.

　　181

　　00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:52,280

　　那不是小绵羊

　　It's not a little scooter.

　　182

　　00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,210

　　那是他们造的第二大小摩托

　　It's the second biggest Vespa they make!

　　183

　　00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,140

　　你在看橄榄球

　　Are you watching football?

　　184

　　00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,270

　　没跟你开玩笑

　　There's no fooling you.

　　185

　　00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,630

　　屏幕上的"sacks"数据又是什么

　　Now, what is this sacks statistic they put up there?

　　186

　　00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:09,410

　　我只知道我妈经常去"Sacks"商店买东西

　　All I know about Sacks is, my mother shops there.

　　187

　　00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:15,490

　　Sacks

　　sacks

　　Sacks, sacks...

　　188

　　00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:18,450

　　这是个橄榄球术语

　　用于四分卫

　　It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled

　　189

　　00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,050

　　在启球线之后被擒倒

　　behind the line of scrimmage.

　　190

　　00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,330

　　启球

　　Scrimmage.

　　191

　　00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:30,060

　　启球线是一条假想的横截线

　　The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line

　　192

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　　用于区分进攻方与防守方

　　separating the offense from the defense.

　　193

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　　谢尔顿懂橄榄球

　　Sheldon knows football?

　　194

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　　很显然他懂

　　Apparently.

　　195

　　00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:41,860

　　魁地奇他肯定懂

　　橄榄球他也懂?

　　I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?

　　196

　　00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,630

　　谢尔顿

　　你怎么知道这个

　　Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?

　　197

　　00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,760

　　我可是在德克萨斯长大的

　　I grew up in Texas.

　　198

　　00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,700

　　橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在

　　Football is ubiquitous in Texas:

　　199

　　00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,630

　　职业橄榄球

　　大学橄榄球

　　Pro football, college football,

　　200

　　00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,630

　　高中橄榄球

　　初中橄榄球

　　high school football, peewee football...

　　201

　　00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,330

　　事实上

　　所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的

　　In fact, every form of football except the original--

　　202

　　00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,600

　　欧式橄榄球

　　European football.

　　203

　　00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:02,230

　　而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋

　　Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot.

　　204

　　00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:04,990

　　真难以置信

　　Unbelivable.

　　205

　　00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:06,660

　　如果你感兴趣

　　我还知道所有

　　If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat

　　206

　　00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:09,830

　　似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识

　　that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.

　　207

　　00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,900

　　那你能教我吗

　　So you could teach me?

　　208

　　00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,560

　　橄榄球还是炸肉排

　　Football or chicken-fried meats?

　　209

　　00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,250

　　橄榄球

　　Football.

　　210

　　00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,320

　　我周日要去佩妮家

　　I'm going to Penny's on Saturday

　　211

　　00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,570

　　跟她的朋友们看比赛

　　to watch a game with her friends

　　212

　　00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,900

　　我不想自己看上去像个白痴

　　我想融入进去

　　and I don't want to look lik an idiot. I want to blend in.

　　213

　　00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,450

　　如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈

　　If you want to blend in with Penny's friends,

　　214

　　00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:28,410

　　我觉得扮作个白痴

　　I'd think looking like an idiot

　　215

　　00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,130

　　会是完美的伪装

　　would be the perfect camouflage.

　　216

　　00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,770

　　别这样

　　谢尔顿

　　教我橄榄球吧

　　Come on, Sheldon, please teach me about football.

　　217

　　00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:33,260

　　会很有趣的

　　It'll be fun.

　　218

　　00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:36,360

　　这跟我爸说的完全一样

　　That's exactly what my father said.

　　219

　　00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,530

　　"来看球赛吧

　　去看球赛吧"

　　"Come to the games. Watch the games."

　　220

　　00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,130

　　周复一周的

　　Week in and week out from the time

　　221

　　00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,400

　　从五岁直到我上大学

　　I was five until I went off to college.

　　222

　　00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:44,600

　　人生当中最漫长的七年

　　Longest seven years of my life.

　　223

　　00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:49,080

　　求你了

　　这是朋友的请求

　　Please, I'm asking you as a friend.

　　224

　　00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:53,870

　　你要将这作为一级友情请求吗

　　Are you making this a tier one friendship request?

　　225

　　00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,320

　　是的

　　Yes.

　　226

　　00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,670

　　那好吧

　　Fine.

　　227

　　00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:01,300

　　-我非常感谢

　　-算了

　　算了

　　- I really appreciate this.

　　- Yeah, yeah.

　　228

　　00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,660

　　那好

　　呆子

　　闭嘴

　　坐下听好

　　All right, Poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.

　　229

　　00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,830

　　你说啥

　　I'm sorry?

　　230

　　00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,560

　　我老爸每次讲到橄榄球的话题

　　That's how my father always began

　　231

　　00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,400

　　都是这个开场白

　　our football conversations.

　　232

　　00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,530

　　如果你想的话

　　And if you'd like,

　　233

　　00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,830

　　比赛后

　　after the game,

　　234

　　00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,100

　　我还可以带你出去

　　I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot

　　235

　　00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,330

　　教你射会自己便便的浣熊

　　Close enough to racoon that craps itself.

　　236

　　00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,660

　　你能别再摆弄赛昂吐司了吗(太空堡垒卡拉狄加里的人类天敌)

　　When are you going to stop making Cylon toast?

　　237

　　00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,230

　　待我囤积的吐司大军

　　足以毁灭传说中

　　When I have enough to destroy all the human toast

　　238

　　00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,800

　　太空堡垒卡拉狄加上的人类吐司之后

　　on the battlestar known as Galactica.

　　239

　　00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,160

　　你就穿这去佩妮那儿看橄榄球吗

　　Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's?

　　240

　　00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,160

　　这件球衣咋不对劲了

　　What's wrong with a football jersey?

　　241

　　00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:55,990

　　没啥

　　Nothing.

　　242

　　00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:59,030

　　只是看上去更像特制橄榄球鸡尾酒

　　That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.

　　243

　　00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,300

　　这是最小号的

　　I's the smallest size they had,

　　244

　　00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,330

　　除了狗狗衫以外

　　except the one for dogs.

　　245

　　00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,300

　　难以置信

　　居然还有专门的狗狗衫

　　I can't believe they had one for dogs.

　　246

　　00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,630

　　当然有了

　　Oh, yes.

　　247

　　00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,330

　　犬类球迷在德州司空见惯

　　Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.

　　248

　　00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,530

　　但是猫咪却不肯穿运动服

　　Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.

　　249

　　00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,860

　　我姐有过惨痛教训

　　My sister found that out the hard way.

　　250

　　00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,200

　　管他的

　　祝我好运吧

　　Anyway, wish me luck.

　　251

　　00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,100

　　等等

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, wait.

　　252

　　00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,300

　　你是想通过结交佩妮的朋友

　　Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted

　　253

　　00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,680

　　来维持你俩间的性爱关系

　　by Penny's pair to ensure

　　254

　　00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,860

　　我这么假设没错吧

　　your continuing mating privileges with her?

　　255

　　00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:38,730

　　对我来说不尽然如此

　　Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way

　　256

　　00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,030

　　那到底是怎样

　　How would you put it?

　　257

　　00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,630

　　好吧

　　其实就是你说的那样

　　Yeah, okay, like you said.

　　258

　　00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,630

　　看来要经历一段性关系

　　Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble

　　259

　　00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,860

　　还真是麻烦得要命

　　to go through for intercourse.

　　260

　　00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:54,200

　　你就不能花钱找个妓女吗

　　Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?

　　261

　　00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,710

　　顺便

　　By the way.

　　262

　　00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,930

　　在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声

　　Another accepted usage for the term "ho."

　　263

　　00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,860

　　再见

　　谢尔顿

　　Good-bye, Sheldon.

　　264

　　00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,030

　　等下

　　Hold on

　　265

　　00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,530

　　我认为按照社会传统规定

　　I believe that social convention

　　266

　　00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,560

　　你可不能两手空空地上门

　　dictate you not arriving empty-handed.

　　267

　　00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,560

　　带些赛昂吐司吧

　　Would you like to bring some Cylon toast?

　　268

　　00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:17,460

　　不带

　　我想融入其中

　　才不想被嘲笑

　　Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at.

　　269

　　00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,100

　　赛昂吐司有啥好笑

　　What's funny about Cylon toast?

　　270

　　00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,730

　　门没锁

　　It's open.

　　271

　　00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,000

　　好啊

　　哥们儿

　　Hey, pal.

　　272

　　00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,100

　　你来干嘛

　　What do you want?

　　273

　　00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,900

　　我给你带了件小礼物

　　I brought you a little gift.

　　274

　　00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,630

　　一只新风筝

　　New kite.

　　275

　　00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:44,600

　　你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝

　　The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang,

　　276

　　00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,900

　　是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的

　　Indian fighting kite

　　277

　　00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,630

　　印度战斗风筝

　　that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.

　　278

　　00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,630

　　我组装了一整天

　　两天用来上色

　　It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.

　　279

　　00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,230

　　而这是Hello Kitty

　　This is Hello Kitty.

　　280

　　00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,060

　　没错

　　但这可附带一只零钱袋呢

　　Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse.

　　281

　　00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,030

　　帕唐风筝有吗

　　Does a Patang?

　　282

　　00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,630

　　你还是不懂

　　是吗

　　Wow, you just don't get it, do you?

　　283

　　00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,430

　　就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意

　　Buying me something pretty isn't going

　　284

　　00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,300

　　也不能解决问题

　　to make our problem just go away.

　　285

　　00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,300

　　听我说

　　我有时候的确

　　Look, I admit I haven't always been

　　286

　　00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,900

　　不是一个绝佳好友

　　the best friend I could be.

　　287

　　00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,100

　　你根本就是超级烂友

　　烂到极点

　　Y've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend.

　　288

　　00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,500

　　没说错

　　Stipulated.

　　289

　　00:13:18, 560 --> 00:13:19,000

　　你一直都这样

　　And you do it all the time.

　　290

　　00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:20,860

　　上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)

　　Last week in the mall at Radio Shack, we were looking

　　291

　　00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,930

　　我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话

　　for a phone with giant numbers for your mother,

　　292

　　00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,300

　　而我一转眼

　　你居然就不见了

　　and I suddenly realize you're not even there.

　　293

　　00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,930

　　-我知道

　　-你去哪儿了

　　- I know, I know... - And Where were you?

　　294

　　00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,560

　　被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了

　　Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.

　　295

　　00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,800

　　听我解释

　　她实在很火辣嘛

　　But in my defense, she was gorgeous!

　　296

　　00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,070

　　一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁

　　And working that squeezer to make the lemonade,

　　297

　　00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,860

　　一边上下扭腰摆臀的

　　going and down and up and down.

　　298

　　00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,400

　　简直就是在美食天地中

　　It was like a free pole dance

　　299

　　00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:45,000

　　免费欣赏钢管舞嘛

　　right in the middle of the food court.

　　300

　　00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,560

　　你真是不可理喻

　　You're impossible.

　　301

　　00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:49,160

　　至少我不用喝醉酒

　　Hey, at least I can talk to women

　　302

　　00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,660

　　就能和女人交谈自如

　　without being drunk.

　　303

　　00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,860

　　不好意思

　　我这是选择性缄默症

　　Excuse me, I have selective mutism,

　　304

　　00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,930

　　被鉴定为是生理疾病

　　a recognized medical disorder.

　　305

　　00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,160

　　你呢

　　你不过是个脑残

　　You're just a douche.

　　306

　　00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,560

　　不

　　知道吗

　　No. You know what?

　　307

　　00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,430

　　也许这才是原因

　　Maybe that's what this whole thing's about.

　　308

　　00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,530

　　你不是在生我的气

　　You're not mad at me,

　　309

　　00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,800

　　而是气你自己

　　you're mad at yourself.

　　310

　　00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,160

　　不

　　我就是生你的气

　　No, I'm mad at you.

　　311

　　00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,600

　　我是讨厌自己

　　但我还是生你的气

　　I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.

　　312

　　00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,130

　　好吧

　　你生我气

　　我明白

　　Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.

　　313

　　00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,480

　　何不今天咱一起过

　　How about we go spend the day together?

　　314

　　00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,260

　　就我们俩

　　Just the two of us.

　　315

　　00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,710

　　你想去哪儿都成

　　We'll go anywhere you want.

　　316

　　00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:20,460

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　317

　　00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,600

　　别这样嘛

　　Come on.

　　318

　　00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,820

　　我带你去好玩的地方

　　Let me take you someplace nice.

　　319

　　00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,990

　　我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)

　　I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.

　　320

　　00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,370

　　现在去

　　那交通和停车问题

　　Really, now? With the traffic and the parking?

　　321

　　00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,580

　　管他的

　　走

　　Okay, fine.

　　322

　　00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,450

　　沥青坑

　　我们来啦

　　The Tar Pits. Let's go.

　　323

　　00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,990

　　我怎么就对你没辙呢

　　Oh, why