高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译21素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕21

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　　你是星战银河系里的吗

　　Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?

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　　是

　　Yes.

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　　是原始三部曲里的吗

　　Were you in the original trilogy?

　　4

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　　是

　　Yes.

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　　是不是我钱包里 夹着一张你穿金属比基尼的照片

　　Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?

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　　老天

　　我可不希望如此

　　God, I hope not.

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　　不对

　　不是莱娅公主

　　And no, I'm not Princess Leia.

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　　轮到我了

　　Okay, okay. My turn. Um...

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　　六部星战电影都有你吗

　　Are you in all six Star Wars movies?

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　　-对

　　-有意思

　　- Yes. - Interesting.

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　　你是机器人吗

　　Are you a droid?

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　　是

　　Yes.

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　　是不是有点像闪闪亮的谢尔顿

　　Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?

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　　是

　　Yes.

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　　C-3PO

　　C-3PO.

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　　猜对了

　　You got it.

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　　太荒谬了

　　That's preposterous.

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　　我才不像C-3PO呢

　　I do not resemble C-3PO.

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　　别误会

　　Don't get me wrong.

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　　虽然受宠若惊

　　但我不这么认为

　　I'm flattered. I just don't see it.

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　　[手机铃声:她用科学迷了我的眼]

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　　是莱斯利·温克尔

　　Leslie Winkle.

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　　接通"互利友人"

　　You've reached "Friends with Benefits."

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　　性爱电招

　　请按一

　　For a booty call, press one now.

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　　什么叫做

　　What exactly does that expression mean,

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　　"互利友人"

　　"friends with benefits"?

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　　他给她提供健康保障了?

　　Does he provide her with health insurance?

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　　不是

　　No.

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　　想象你和某人 保持性交关系

　　Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with,

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　　但同时能和任何人约会

　　but you were free to date whoever you wanted.

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　　抱歉

　　我想不出任何一个

　　I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that.

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　　还是玩游戏吧

　　All right. Back to the game.

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　　应该轮到我了

　　I believe it's my turn.

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　　你们随时可以提问了

　　You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.

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　　你是斯波克吧[星战人物]

　　Are you Spock?

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　　我不喜欢这个游戏

　　I don't like this game.

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　　轮到谁了

　　So, where were we?

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　　你不是应招去做爱吗

　　Aren't you leaving for your booty call?

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　　不是

　　是其他事

　　No, it was something else.

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　　怎么什么事都要和性爱挂钩

　　拜托

　　Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.

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　　轮到谁了

　　Whose turn is it?

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　　到你了

　　We were up to you.

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　　好

　　开始吧

　　Great. Just start.

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　　好

　　Okay, let's see.

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　　你是连续剧里的吗

　　Are you from a TV series?

　　46

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　　她把我甩了

　　She dumped me!

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　　我看他是《巴比伦5号》的

　　I bet he's someone from Babylon 5.

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　　我们猜不中了

　　We're never going to get it.

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　　莱斯利怎么了

　　为什么甩你

　　What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?

　　50

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　　我不知道

　　她就说

　　I don't know. She just said,

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　　霍华德

　　老娘见异思迁了

　　"Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."

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　　然后电话哔了一声就挂了

　　Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.

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　　我不明白

　　I don't understand.

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　　如果你们之间没有感情

　　If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why

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　　怎么情绪反应得这么波动

　　are you having what appears to be an emotional response?

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　　谢尔顿

　　他显然对她有感情

　　Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.

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　　我当然对她有感情

　　Of course I had feelings for her.

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　　我看了她的裸体呢

　　老天

　　I saw her naked, for God's sake.

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　　你要转移一下注意力

　　Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it.

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　　想不想去漫画书店

　　Do you want to go to the comic book store?

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　　或者看部电影

　　Maybe go see a movie?

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　　我哪也不想去

　　I don't want to go anywhere.

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　　我发现内华达州有一大堆

　　I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada

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　　特别设计的城市能帮霍华德这类人

　　designed specifically to help people like Howard

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　　忘却他们的烦恼

　　forget their problems.

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　　直接用新烦恼替代

　　They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism,

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　　比如酗酒

　　赌博

　　性传播疾病

　　gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.

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　　是我想错了

　　还是谢尔顿在说去维加斯

　　Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?

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　　我没去过那儿

　　你呢

　　I've never been there. Have you?

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　　我也没有

　　Me? No.

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　　我引用文森·沃恩在《摇摆者》里的话而已

　　I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.

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　　应该不错啊

　　反正现在周末也空下来了

　　It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open, now that...

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　　就这么办

　　我们去维加斯吧

　　Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.

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　　-现在就去吗

　　-何乐而不为呢

　　- Now? Right now? - Why not?

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　　大家都做即兴的事

　　People do things "right now," all the time.

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　　我们也即兴一把

　　Why can't we be "right now" people, too?

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　　回家收拾行李

　　我们就是即兴一族了

　　Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.

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　　但是 我得先去药店买药

　　I mean, I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription,

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　　买完药

　　我们就即兴去

　　but after that, we'll go right now.

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　　你意下如何

　　霍华德

　　What do you say, Howard?

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　　我觉得

　　I say...

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　　去维加斯吧

　　"Vegas, baby!"

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　　你怎么跟你妈说

　　What are you going to tell your mother?

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　　我去海洋世界

　　"Sea World, baby!"

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　　谢尔顿

　　你去吗

　　Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?

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　　即使让丽蝇在我耳道里

　　I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs

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　　产卵孵幼虫

　　我也不去

　　and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.

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　　行

　　我们会给你带T恤

　　Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　你好啊

　　邻居

　　Hello, neighbor.

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　　你好

　　谢尔顿

　　Hello, Sheldon.

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　　这个美好的夜晚过得愉快么

　　And how are you this fine evening?

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　　愉快

　　Great.

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　　很好

　　真高兴

　　Good. I'm glad.

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　　是吗

　　Really?

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　　你喝醉了?

　　Are you drunk?

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　　我就是心情好嘛

　　I'm just in a good mood.

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　　我的同胞们都去维加斯了

　　While my compatriots are in Las Vegas,

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　　我就能在这美好的夜晚 独自享受《孤独要塞》了

　　I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.

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　　你指的是超人的那个大冰冻那啥对吧

　　That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?

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　　我现在心情好

　　You know, I'm in such a good mood,

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　　居然觉得你对英语词汇掌握之贫乏

　　I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp

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　　甚至有一点可爱的说

　　of the English language folksy and charming today.

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　　什么闻着这么香

　　Mmm. What smells so good?

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　　这是奶油咖喱的醉人香气

　　That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer,

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　　更是对这个自由的傍晚

　　a perfect culinary representation

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　　通过美食的完美体现

　　of the freedom this evening holds.

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　　这不光是库萨帕里所厌恶的印度美食

　　Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes,

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　　并且有大量花生作为配菜

　　it contains a generous helping of peanuts,

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　　能把沃罗威茨变成一个97磅的呼哧呼哧的大泡泡

　　which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.

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　　还有

　　主料是干酪

　　一种农家芝士

　　And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese

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　　莱纳德食用后会瞬间让同房间的人

　　that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable

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　　死不见血

　　within minutes.

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　　好吃啊

　　Yum.

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　　那就祝你晚上玩得开心

　　Well, enjoy your big evening.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　我知道你今晚也是一个人

　　I realize you're also on your own tonight,

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　　如果你万一觉得一个人无聊了

　　so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do,

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　　请不要来打扰我

　　please do not disturb me.

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　　谢尔顿

　　玩得开心

　　Have fun, Sheldon.

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　　当然会了

　　Oh, I shall.

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　　不要啊

　　No!

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　　超人同志

　　您怎么了

　　What's wrong, Superman?

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　　被锁在你的大冰冻那啥外面了么

　　Locked out of your big ice thingy?

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　　快看

　　Look at this.

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　　漱口水

　　润肤露

　　沐浴液

　　Mouthwash, lotion, body wash.

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　　洗发水护发素

　　Shampoo and conditioner

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　　全部在一个小瓶子里

　　together in one tiny bottle.

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　　我爱拉斯维加斯

　　I love Las Vegas.

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　　霍华德

　　能借我你的须后水用用么

　　Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?

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　　黑色的包里

　　上面那层

　　Black case, top compartment.

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　　这么多古龙水

　　That's a lot of cologne.

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　　第一排是你要的麝香型

　　First row are your musks. Second is woods,

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　　第二排是木头 皮革和植物味

　　leathers and botanicals.

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　　第三排是配套的外激素

　　慎用

　　Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.

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　　霍华德

　　精神可嘉

　　That's the spirit, Howard.

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　　我们能行

　　Yes, we can.

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　　我们走吧

　　Come on. Let's go.

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　　你们先去

　　我还有封邮件要回

　　You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.

　　140

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　　才不是邮件呢

　　你在看莱斯利的FACEBOOK主页

　　That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.

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　　好吧

　　Okay, fine.

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　　我是在看她的主页

　　I'm checking her Facebook page.

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　　你看她的状态更新了

　　她说她把我甩了

　　Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me.

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　　大家需要知道是我甩了她

　　People need to know I dumped her.

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　　事实是她甩你啊

　　But she did dump you.

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　　拉杰

　　醒醒吧

　　互联网上无事实

　　Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.

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　　你们先去吧

　　我等下就去找你们

　　Just go. I'll catch up with you.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　我们该计划一下

　　万一我们走桃花运呢

　　Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.

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　　如果我走运了

　　我就带她

　　Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her

　　151

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　　去我在哥谭城外的古堡[蝙蝠侠居住的城市]

　　to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...

　　152

　　00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:48,230

　　如果你走运了

　　我就去月亮上睡

　　if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.

　　153

　　00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,100

　　计划不错

　　Sounds like a plan.

　　154

　　00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,570

　　等着

　　我记得备用钥匙就放在这附近

　　Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.

　　155

　　00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:58,970

　　我们有个碗

　　We have a bowl.

　　156

　　00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:02,000

　　钥匙都放那个碗里

　　Our keys go in a bowl.

　　157

　　00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,000

　　你应该弄个碗

　　You should get a bowl.

　　158

　　00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:06,630

　　那么请问美丽心灵的谢尔顿·库珀

　　So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper

　　159

　　00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,500

　　是怎么忘带钥匙的

　　forget his key in the first place?

　　160

　　00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,700

　　我把它们落在碗里了

　　I left them in the bowl.

　　161

　　00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,930

　　我想起来备用钥匙在哪了

　　I just remembered where the emergency key is.

　　162

　　00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,100

　　-在哪

　　-在你们家

　　- Where? - In your apartment.

　　163

　　00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,230

　　怎么在我们家

　　What's it doing in my apartment?

　　164

　　00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,300

　　我几周前去过

　　Well, I went in there a few weeks ago,

　　165

　　00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,300

　　你们不在家

　　被我落在那了

　　and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.

　　166

　　00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,600

　　你进了我...为什么

　　You went in my... Why would...

　　167

　　00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,030

　　你说什么呢

　　What are you saying?

　　168

　　00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,400

　　没什么大不了的

　　It's not a big deal. I was making

　　169

　　00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,600

　　我泡咖啡的时候没牛奶了

　　coffee and I ran out of milk.

　　170

　　00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,370

　　你就是那个偷奶贼啊

　　You're the milk thief!

　　171

　　00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:37,370

　　莱纳德说我疯了 但我知道牛奶盒是轻了一些

　　Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.

　　172

　　00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:38,900

　　好啦

　　谢尔顿

　　淡定

　　All right. Sheldon, look. Just calm down.

　　173

　　00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,570

　　我给公寓管理员打电话

　　叫他来开门

　　I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.

　　174

　　00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,500

　　你可以一边等

　　一边吃饭

　　You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting.

　　175

　　00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:46,900

　　吃?

　　我的晚饭?

　　在你家?

　　Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?

　　176

　　00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:47,900

　　是啊

　　怎么了

　　Yeah. Why not?

　　177

　　00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,270

　　是啊

　　怎么了

　　Sure. Why not?

　　178

　　00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,900

　　日落之后

　　我们再坐着我的小皮卡

　　And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup

　　179

　　00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,330

　　去小溪边裸泳多好

　　and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.

　　180

　　00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:59,330

　　因为今天是失去理智的日子

　　Cause today is the day to stop making sense.

　　181

　　00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,570

　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

　　182

　　00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,970

　　告诉你

　　莱纳德

　　老虎机

　　I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...

　　183

　　00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:11,000

　　大胸吧台妹端来的免费饮料

　　free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid

　　184

　　00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:13,700

　　只要三块九毛五的鲜虾自助

　　and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95.

　　185

　　00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,570

　　迪斯尼一边去吧

　　Disneyland can suck it.

　　186

　　00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,930

　　这里真是人间仙境

　　This is the real happiest place on earth.

　　187

　　00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,230

　　哥们快看

　　Dude, check it out!

　　188

　　00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,970

　　还有整月的洗衣钱

　　That's laundry for a month!

　　189

　　00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,030

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　190

　　00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,700

　　你叫什么

　　What's your name?

　　191

　　00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:47,370

　　拉杰·罗摩衍那·库萨帕里

　　Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

　　192

　　00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,500

　　你好

　　拉杰拉杰·罗...

　　Hello, Rajesh Ra--

　　193

　　00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,200

　　嗨

　　拉杰

　　Hi, Rajesh.

　　194

　　00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,200

　　我是迈克拉

　　I'm Michaela.

　　195

　　00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:54,400

　　你好

　　迈克拉

　　Hello, Michaela.

　　196

　　00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,970

　　你想来个小小的聚会么

　　So, you interested in a little party?

　　197

　　00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,030

　　好啊

　　我喜欢聚会

　　Why, yes, I love to party.

　　198

　　00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,730

　　聚会是我的中间名

　　Party is my middle name.

　　199

　　00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,730

　　如果不是罗摩衍那的话

　　Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.

　　200

　　00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,370

　　拉杰

　　我能和你说句话么

　　Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?

　　201

　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:10,470

　　莱纳德

　　现在不行

　　Not now, Leonard.

　　202

　　00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,200

　　迈克拉邀请我去聚会呢

　　Michaela's inviting me to a party.

　　203

　　00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,030

　　你最好给月亮打个电话

　　You better call the moon

　　204

　　00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,000

　　确认一下他们有没有给你备床

　　and make sure they have a bed for you.

　　205

　　00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,130

　　拜托

　　我真的有话要跟你说

　　Yeah. I really need to talk to you.

　　206

　　00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,830

　　抱歉

　　我马上回来

　　Excuse me. I'll be right back.

　　207

　　00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,030

　　不要乱跑哦

　　Don't go anywhere.

　　208

　　00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,030

　　最好连动都不要动

　　保持造型哦

　　Don't move. Just stay the beautiful,

　　209

　　00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,870

　　你就像一朵未经采摘

　　娇艳欲滴的美式鲜花

　　unspoiled American flower that you are.

　　210

　　00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,430

　　伙计

　　你发什么神经啊

　　What's wrong with you, dude?

　　211

　　00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,770

　　那个女人已经深深地被我的雄性激素吸引了

　　That woman was all up in my jammy.

　　212

　　00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:38,070

　　好吧

　　我真的不想打击 你所谓的"雄性激素"

　　Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,

　　213

　　00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,830

　　但我可以肯定她只是个娼妓

　　but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.

　　214

　　00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,270

　　什么

　　What?

　　215

　　00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,270

　　不能吧

　　No...

　　216

　　00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,730

　　那我换个方式解释吧

　　Let me put it this way:

　　217

　　00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,610

　　在你的一生中

　　能有几个超级美女

　　In your entire life, how many gorgeous women

　　218

　　00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,080

　　会一进酒吧就过来跟你搭讪

　　have walked straight up to you in a bar

　　219

　　00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,970

　　还问你要不要去参加派对?

　　and asked if you wanted to party?

　　220

　　00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:58,330

　　或许我可以感化她

　　Maybe I can save her.

　　221

　　00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:04,470

　　或许吧

　　但我猜你可能会为此 付出每小时500美元的代价

　　Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.

　　222

　　00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:13,670

　　很高兴认识你 祝你的未来更加灿烂美好

　　It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

　　223

　　00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:16,230

　　随你便

　　Whatever.

　　224

　　00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,500

　　天啊

　　我已经开始想她了

　　Oh, I miss her already.

　　225

　　00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:26,100

　　看来霍华德不行了

　　Oh, Howard's losing it.

　　226

　　00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,270

　　他在博客上最新的留言写着

　　Check out his latest Twitters.

　　227

　　00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:31,470

　　我正处于黑洞的最底端 凝视着绝望的深渊

　　"I'm at the bottom of a black hole "staring into the abyss.

　　228

　　00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:35,670

　　我的生活毫无意义

　　我的未来一片茫然

　　My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."

　　229

　　00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,510

　　要不带他去看蓝人乐队吧

　　Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?

　　230

　　00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,510

　　你觉得会有用吗

　　You think that'd help?

　　231

　　00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:44,440

　　"今日美国"称他们为"老少咸宜爆笑组合"

　　USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."

　　232

　　00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:48,240

　　我不知道

　　霍华德不是那种 通吃老少咸宜乐趣的人

　　I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy.

　　233

　　00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,340

　　真可惜他没在这

　　见不到那个妓女

　　It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker.

　　234

　　00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,270

　　她绝对是他喜欢的类型

　　标准的妓女

　　She's exactly his type; a hooker.

　　235

　　00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:59,810

　　如果给钱请她帮忙

　　霍华德一定能振作起来

　　You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.

　　236

　　00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,270

　　我坚决不同意让妓女去安抚沃罗威茨

　　We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.

　　237

　　00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:09,040

　　我是如此孤独

　　熊熊的欲火燃烧着我

　　"I'm so lonely and horny,

　　238

　　00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:13,470

　　我随时会开一瓶20美元的花生酱

　　然后全部干掉

　　I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."

　　239

　　00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,410

　　让她报个价

　　应该不会被打吧

　　I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.

　　240

　　00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,910

　　你今天过得好吗

　　So how was your day?

　　241

　　00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,170

　　你想跟我聊家常吗

　　Are you trying to make small talk?

　　242

　　00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,240

　　亲爱的

　　你真的不必这么做

　　Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.

　　243

　　00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,270

　　错

　　这是个惯有的习俗

　　No, it's the accepted convention.

　　244

　　00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,770

　　你今天过得好吗

　　How was your day?

　　245

　　00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:46,340

　　他们把餐厅的值班表全都打乱了

　　Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,

　　246

　　00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,910

　　所以我的时间会跟平时有点不一样

　　so my hours are gonna be a little differe...

　　247

　　00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:50,440

　　抱歉

　　我对此一点都不感兴趣

　　快吃吧

　　I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.

　　248

　　00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:01,170

　　你好啊

　　小姐

　　Hello again.

　　249

　　00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,670

　　你们好啊

　　Oh, hi.

　　250

　　00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,170

　　你好

　　如果您不忙的话

　　Yeah, hi. Listen, um... if you're not busy,

　　251

　　00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,310

　　我们想知道你是否...

　　we were thinking maybe you could...

　　252

　　00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,670

　　我们其实是想问...

　　We were wondering...

　　253

　　00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,440

　　你到底是不是娼妓

　　...if you're really a prostitute.

　　254

　　00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,070

　　你们是警察吗

　　You guys cops?

　　255

　　00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:15,770

　　当然不是

　　No.

　　256

　　00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,670

　　那好

　　我是娼妓

　　I'm a prostitute.

　　257

　　00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,940

　　太好了

　　Okay, great.

　　258

　　00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,440

　　事情是这样的

　　我们有个朋友

　　Uh, the thing is, we've got this friend,

　　259

　　00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,440

　　他被甩了

　　很沮丧

　　and he's kind of down in the dumps.

　　260

　　00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,770

　　我们觉得你可以让他振作起来

　　And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.

　　261

　　00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,010

　　用你的床上功夫

　　With sex.

　　262

　　00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,370

　　不用说的这么直白吧

　　I think she knows what I meant.

　　263

　　00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,270

　　你在那兜来兜去她怎么可能明白

　　How can she when you beat around the bush?

　　264

　　00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,540

　　她可是红灯区的

　　She's from the mean streets

　　265

　　00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,210

　　那里的人都是二话不说直接干正事的

　　where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.

　　266

　　00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,070

　　放心吧

　　我会好好照顾你们的朋友

　　Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend.

　　267

　　00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,910

　　好的

　　太棒了

　　Okay, terrific.

　　268

　　00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:56,870

　　那请问能不能不让他

　　Uh, um... listen, is there a way that we can do this

　　269

　　00:13:56,940 --> 00:14:00,340

　　知道你的真实身份是...

　　where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...

　　270

　　00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:02,840

　　娼妓

　　Prostitute.

　　271

　　00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,970

　　你们想要女友式的服务啊

　　You want the girlfriend experience.

　　272

　　00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,740

　　对

　　对

　　正是

　　Yes. Yeah, exactly.

　　273

　　00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,540

　　女友式的服务

　　The girlfriend experience.

　　274

　　00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,540

　　其实

　　能不能再问一下

　　Actually, if it's not too much to ask,

　　275

　　00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,340

　　能不能搞成犹太人式的女友服务

　　could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

　　276

　　00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,370

　　这是第20个问题了

　　Okay, that's question 20.

　　277

　　00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,670

　　你接着猜

　　You have to guess.

　　278

　　00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,110

　　谢尔顿

　　放过我吧

　　I don't know, Sheldon.

　　279

　　00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,510

　　你是《星球大战》吗

　　Are you Star Wars?

　　280

　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:29,910

　　一个人怎么可能变身成一部电影呢

　　How can one person be a whole movie?

　　281

　　00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,270

　　我放弃了

　　能不能找点别的事干

　　Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else?

　　282

　　00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,740

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　283

　　00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,270

　　其实人家是斯波克啦

　　I was Spock.

　　284

　　00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,870

　　你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗

　　Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?

　　285

　　00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,870

　　什么

　　What?

　　286

　　00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,110

　　你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗

　　Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?

　　287

　　00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,640

　　这是谁无中生有的

　　Where did that even come from?

　　288

　　00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:50,770

　　是他说的吗

　　Did he say we were?

　　289

　　00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840

　　不

　　莱纳德什么都没说

　　No, Leonard said nothing.

　　290

　　00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,710

　　但他假装说你的信寄错了

　　But who knows what goes on over here

　　291

　　00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,970

　　谁知道你们到底在搞什么

　　when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?

　　292

　　00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,440

　　只是寄信

　　没有其他

　　Just mail, no benefits.

　　293

　　00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,340

　　我明白了

　　I see.

　　294

　　00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,640

　　你为什么问这个

　　Why are you asking?

　　295

　　00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:06,340

　　我对于整个交际圈很是好奇

　　I'm curious about the whole social construct.

　　296

　　00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:10,370

　　表面上看来 关于满足个人性欲方面

　　On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite--

　　297

　　00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,370

　　假设某人受到这方面的折磨

　　assuming one is afflicted with such--

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　　00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:17,560

　　没有感情上的纠葛 这看似相当具有实用性

　　without emotional entanglement, that seems eminently practical.

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　　00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:22,570

　　不过

　　据我观察 霍华德·沃罗维茨却是 哭得像个小女孩一样

　　What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.

　　300

　　00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,740

　　有些人只是无法处理好 那种关系而已

　　Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.

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　　00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:29,440

　　你能么

　　Can you?

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　　00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,840

　　什么

　　Excuse me?

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　　你能否做到跟一个与自己

　　Are you able to have sex with men

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　　毫无情感依恋的男人上床呢

　　without developing an emotional attachment?

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　　00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:42,310

　　谢尔顿

　　我实在不想跟你讨论这个话题

　　Sheldon, I really don't want to talk about this with you.

　　306

　　00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,510

　　这个话题让你感到不适了吗

　　Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?

　　307

　　00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,110

　　当然了

　　我很不爽

　　看不出来吗

　　Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell?

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　　00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,670

　　我看不出来

　　I really have no idea.

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　　00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,870

　　我实在不擅长解读

　　I don't particularly excel

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　　00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,640

　　脸部表情和肢体语言

　　at reading facial expressions, body language...

　　311

　　00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,170

　　我要发飙了

　　谢同学

　　I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!

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　　00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,010

　　谢谢

　　我了解了

　　Thank you. That's very helpful.

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　　00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:03,310

　　好啦

　　极品虾仁在哪儿呢

　　All right, where are these amazing shrimp?

　　314

　　00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,540

　　看

　　Behold.

　　315

　　00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:11,440

　　说真的

　　你觉得这有婴儿手臂大吗

　　Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm?

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　　00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,270

　　迷你婴儿

　　A little baby.

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　　00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,610

　　我回房间了

　　Okay, I'm going back to the room.

　　318

　　00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,770

　　天啊

　　上一盘上等"胸肉" 他们会死么!

　　Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?

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　　00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,870

　　你好

　　我叫霍华德·沃罗维茨

　　Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.

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　　00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,070

　　我叫埃斯特·罗森布拉特

　　Esther Rosenblatt.

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　　看来管理员今晚不来了

　　给你

　　I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.

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　　00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:50,310

　　你准备让我睡沙发么

　　Are you suggesting I sleep on the