高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译20素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕20

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　　有问题吗

　　Problem?

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　　-这是泰国菜

　　-又来了

　　- This is Thai food. - Here we go.

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　　我们周四不吃泰国菜

　　We don't have Thai food on thursday.

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　　我们吃批萨

　　We have pizza on thursday.

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　　对

　　但我们说过每月第三个星期四

　　Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday

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　　是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　At every month would be anything can happen thursday.

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　　显然没有满足我的消化系统要求

　　Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system

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　　在一切皆有可能的星期四

　　which when startle has its own version

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　　也有自己的要求

　　On anything can happen thursday.

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　　拜托

　　一切皆有可能的星期四

　　Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday

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　　它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活

　　Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.

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　　刻板

　　你是说连贯性吧

　　Rut? i think you mean consistency.

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　　如果要废除这个

　　And if we're going to abandon that,

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　　那干嘛要叫它星期四

　　Then why even call it thursday?

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　　直接称为狂口日

　　Let's call it quorncle day,

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　　分为29小时17分钟

　　And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,

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　　杀鸡宰羊来庆祝 感谢万能的刻板之主

　　And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.

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　　我同意杀鸡宰羊

　　I can go for some goat.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我们说好今晚做点改变

　　Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.

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　　好啊

　　All right.

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　　我们去漫画书店吧

　　Let's go to the comic book store.

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　　我们昨晚就去过了

　　We went to the comic book store last night.

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　　昨天是星期三

　　Last night was Wednesday

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　　星期三是漫画之夜

　　Wednesday is comic book night

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　　今天去就是周四去啦

　　Tonight we will be going on Thursday

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　　因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday

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　　何必出去

　　Rather then get outside,

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　　在饭盒面前拜神啊

　　谢尔顿

　　But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.

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　　我们今晚到底干什么

　　So what are we gonna do tonight?

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　　听我的建议吧

　　If I may profer a suggestion

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　　在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧

　　in bars, all across this great nation

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　　我们的周四应该是美女之夜

　　Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night

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　　到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动

　　Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking

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　　99分一杯的玛格丽特

　　99 cent margaritas

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　　还有买一送一的果子冻饮料

　　and two-for-one jello shot

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　　拜托

　　霍华德

　　Come on Howard,

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　　我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零

　　The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero

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　　你听过德瑞克方程式么

　　ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation

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　　那个用来估算 与外星人接触的概率

　　The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials

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　　通过计算逐步增加的

　　By calculating the product of increasing

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　　一系列分数值的乘积

　　restricted

　　series of fractional value

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　　比如具有行星的星系

　　such as external planet

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　　或者有生命存在的行星

　　and the planet likely to develop life

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　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L

　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L

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　　对

　　就是那个

　　Yeah, That one.

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　　你可以通过把

　　you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex

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　　数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和

　　by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA

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　　通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量

　　and the number of those i find attractive

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　　用来计算我们有爱可做的概率

　　by what i call the wolowitz coefficient

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　　沃罗威茨系数?

　　The wolowitz coefficient?

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　　欲望*次数*压力的平方

　　needing us times stress size square

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　　计数来看

　　counting the numbers i come

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　　我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴

　　up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius

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　　你开玩笑吧

　　you're joking.

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　　我是个性饥渴的工程师

　　莱纳德

　　i am a horny engineer leonard.

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　　我从不拿数学和性开玩笑

　　i never joke about math or sex.

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　　那还等什么

　　俺们快去钓马子

　　what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.

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　　你说得对

　　oh, you're right.

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　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　it's anything can happen thursday

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　　大家去酒吧美眉

　　let's hit the club and meet hot women.

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　　太对了

　　看好女儿哦

　　here we go, lock up your daughter.

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　　不然我们上完可不买账哦

　　we're going to hit them and quit them.

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　　还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧

　　or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.

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　　也是个好主意

　　also a good plan.

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　　好吧

　　但下个一切皆有可能的星期四

　　all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.

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　　我们一定要去酒吧

　　we ll definitely go into a bar

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　　当然了

　　Absolutely.

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　　听见没有

　　美女们

　　我们迟早会临幸你们的

　　You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.

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　　有意思

　　Fascinating.

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　　伙计们

　　去哪儿

　　Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?

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　　漫画书店

　　To the comic bookstore.

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　　你可能在想

　　星期三去漫画书店

　　You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday

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　　明明要掉到兔子洞

　　怎么就变成迷幻世界了

　　Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.

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　　如果你没有听懂的话

　　If you've failed to take into account Penny

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　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

　　This is anything-can-happen-Thursday

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　　被你说对了

　　You got me.

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　　你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画

　　Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics

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　　给我外甥当生日礼物

　　for my nephew's birthday?

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　　你说的是漫画书吧

　　No, I think you mean comic books

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　　漫画只是苍白无力的幽默

　　comics are feeble attempts humor featuring

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　　搞些说话的小人儿

　　拟人的宠物

　　talking babies and anthropomorphized pets

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　　旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"

　　found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.

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　　莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画

　　Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?

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　　好啊

　　他爱看什么

　　Sure what does he like?

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　　不晓得

　　他才13岁

　　随便挑吧

　　I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.

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　　随便挑?

　　Just pick out anything?

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　　说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下

　　May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him

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　　给他挑一套新衣服

　　without knowing his size.

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　　或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下

　　or pick out his career form

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　　给他挑一份工作申请表

　　without knowing his aptitude.

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　　又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下

　　or pick out his breakfast cereal

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　　给他挑一盒早餐麦片

　　without knowing his fiber requirements

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　　或者他喜不喜欢小软糖

　　Or his feelings about little marshmallows.

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　　《蜘蛛侠》

　　给他挑《蜘蛛侠》

　　Spider-man. get him spider-man.

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　　《神奇蜘蛛侠》

　　《终极蜘蛛侠》

　　《惊奇蜘蛛侠》

　　Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,

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　　《惊险蜘蛛侠》

　　《蜘蛛侠2099》

　　The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　你知道他会说个没完

　　You know this can go on all night.

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　　直接跟我们去吧

　　Why don't you just come with us?

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　　我就是不想跟你们去

　　That's what I was trying to avoid.

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　　我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了

　　Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.

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　　多可爱的小店啊

　　Aw, what a cute, little store.

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　　大家都盯着我

　　Ev-everybody's staring at me.

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　　别担心

　　他们比你还惊讶呢

　　Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.

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　　咋不像呢

　　Unlikely.

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　　送这个给我侄子怎么样

　　Here, what about this one for my nephew?

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　　-眼光一流

　　-太好了

　　- A superb choice. - oh, great.

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　　但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》

　　Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,

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　　还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建

　　And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.

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　　什么是多元宇宙

　　What's a "multiverse"?

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　　带她出去

　　Get her out of here.

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　　来吧

　　我帮你选

　　Come on, I'll help you pick something.

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　　没错

　　她和我们是一起的

　　That's right. she's with us.

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　　这些家伙真可怜

　　Guys like that are so pathetic.

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　　说说看

　　Tell me about it.

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　　瞧

　　新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦

　　Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.

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　　好啊

　　莱纳德

　　Oh, hey, leonard.

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　　需要帮忙吗

　　Can I help you find something?

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　　你好

　　史都华

　　这是佩妮

　　Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.

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　　她想买几本漫画书

　　She's just looking for some comic books.

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　　是吗

　　Oh, really, wow.

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　　如果不是自愿来的

　　眨两下眼睛

　　Blink twice if you're here against your will.

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　　还好啦

　　史都华

　　I think we're fine, stuart.

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　　需要帮忙就叫我

　　Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.

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　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

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　　他人好像挺不错呢

　　Oh, he seems like a nice guy.

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　　你说喜欢漫画的人吗

　　You mean for someone who's into comic books?

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　　不

　　不是

　　No. no-no-no.

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　　我是说...没错

　　I just meant for... yeah.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny,

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　　喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人

　　Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.

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　　史都华是个天才艺术家呢

　　Stuart's a terrific artist.

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　　他在罗德岛学校学过设计

　　He went to the rhode island school of design.

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　　那那个穿超人T恤

　　What about the guy over there in the

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　　还塞进运动裤的人呢

　　Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?

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　　那是运动裤船长

　　Uh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants.

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　　他确实不是我说的那种人

　　He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.

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　　-买过

　　-买过

　　- Got it. - got it.

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　　-没买

　　- 没买

　　- Need it! - Need it!

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　　放手

　　谢尔顿

　　Let it go, sheldon.

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　　为什么

　　我先看到的

　　Why should I let go? I saw it first.

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　　但我从正面看到的

　　Yes, but I saw it from the front.

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　　这算什么伎俩

　　A far less impressive feat.

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　　拜托

　　Oh, come on!

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　　我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的

　　I need this for my batman collection.

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　　我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢

　　Well, I need it for my robin collection.

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　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克

　　Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-spock?

　　148

　　00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,940

　　我干嘛要冒险

　　Why would I gamble?

　　149

　　00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000

　　我的

　　放手

　　It's mine. let go.

　　150

　　00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,300

　　-你放手

　　-你放手

　　- You let go. - no, you!

　　151

　　00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,970

　　-你放手

　　-怎么回事

　　- No, you! - problem?

　　152

　　00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,270

　　他抢我的漫画书

　　Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.

　　153

　　00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,340

　　是我的才对

　　It's my comic book!

　　154

　　00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,770

　　莱纳德

　　做个裁决

　　Leonard, we need a ruling.

　　155

　　00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,470

　　裁两半吧

　　Cut it in half?

　　156

　　00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,300

　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

　　157

　　00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:41,440

　　你好啊

　　Oh, hello again.

　　158

　　00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,870

　　给13岁男孩的礼物

　　你有什么推荐

　　Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?

　　159

　　00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,540

　　13岁的女孩

　　A 13-year-old girl.

　　160

　　00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:53,700

　　如果你一定要选漫画的话

　　试试这个

　　But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.

　　161

　　00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,000

　　《地狱神探》

　　Oh, hellblazer.

　　162

　　00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,140

　　讲什么的

　　What's this about?

　　163

　　00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,100

　　一个走在正邪之间

　　因抽烟患有肺癌

　　A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,

　　164

　　00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,240

　　被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事

　　Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.

　　165

　　00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,440

　　如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨

　　Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,

　　166

　　00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,840

　　真不知道什么会了

　　I don't know what will.

　　167

　　00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,700

　　这画的是我?

　　Is this me?

　　168

　　00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:14,040

　　看情况了

　　你喜欢么

　　Depends. do you like it?

　　169

　　00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,140

　　画的真棒

　　Wow, it's really good.

　　170

　　00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,640

　　没错

　　就是你

　　Yes, that's you.

　　171

　　00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,100

　　太可爱了

　　但如果我不喜欢呢

　　That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?

　　172

　　00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,370

　　还是你

　　不过我就是个傻瓜

　　It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.

　　173

　　00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:27,700

　　真不敢相信

　　I don't believe it.

　　174

　　00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:30,170

　　史都华在对佩妮采取行动

　　Stuart's putting the moves on penny.

　　175

　　00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,040

　　我真该学学怎么画画

　　I have got to learn how to draw.

　　176

　　00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:39,500

　　再一次

　　你被你的恶趣味打败

　　Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.

　　177

　　00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,940

　　哥几个

　　你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?

　　Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?

　　178

　　00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,170

　　没人霸着谁

　　Nobody's up in anybody's business.

　　179

　　00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,070

　　买完东西赶紧闪人吧

　　Let's just buy our stuff and go.

　　180

　　00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,540

　　你有我的电话号码了

　　Okay, you've got my number.

　　181

　　00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,670

　　现在

　　把这幅画给我吧

　　Now, give me the picture.

　　182

　　00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,440

　　你真会砍价

　　You drive a hard bargain.

　　183

　　00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,570

　　给你

　　But here.

　　184

　　00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,740

　　记得打电话给我

　　All right. so, um, just give me a call.

　　185

　　00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,400

　　莱纳德

　　你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看

　　So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?

　　186

　　00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,270

　　快看

　　Look at that.

　　187

　　00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,340

　　这有个凹痕

　　That's a dent.

　　188

　　00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:17,340

　　谢谢

　　霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨

　　Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.

　　189

　　00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,650

　　你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"

　　Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic

　　190

　　00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,700

　　播到一半时居然把电视关了?

　　The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?

　　191

　　00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:30,140

　　显然是这样的

　　Apparently so.

　　192

　　00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,000

　　你生病了?

　　Are you ill?

　　193

　　00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,340

　　-没有

　　-好的

　　- No. - all right.

　　194

　　00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,250

　　这么说你就是因为今天早些时候

　　Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of

　　195

　　00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,670

　　佩妮的事而在生闷气咯

　　Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?

　　196

　　00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,540

　　你什么时候注意到的?

　　When did you pick up on that?

　　197

　　00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,280

　　就在刚才

　　A moment ago,

　　198

　　00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,490

　　看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]

　　When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic

　　199

　　00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:54,170

　　看到一半把电视关了的时候

　　The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.

　　200

　　00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,040

　　想听听我的建议么

　　Would you like some advice?

　　201

　　00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,170

　　当然了

　　Sure, why not?

　　202

　　00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,990

　　现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的

　　Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a

　　203

　　00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,640

　　博客的好时机

　　Blog with an interactive comments section?

　　204

　　00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,170

　　真是谢谢你了

　　Gee, thanks a lot.

　　205

　　00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,400

　　你想听听我对此事的看法么

　　Would you rather I offer my personal insight?

　　206

　　00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,500

　　不必了

　　I don't need any insights.

　　207

　　00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:18,900

　　我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣

　　I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.

　　208

　　00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,670

　　我们差不多啊

　　We're practically the same guy.

　　209

　　00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,970

　　我不同意

　　Oh, I disagree.

　　210

　　00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,730

　　斯图尔特更高更有才

　　自己当老板

　　Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,

　　211

　　00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:30,400

　　更重要的是

　　他买漫画打五五折

　　He gets 45 percent off comic books.

　　212

　　00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,740

　　你说的没错

　　You're right.

　　213

　　00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,970

　　我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助

　　I really should be asking strangers on the internet.

　　214

　　00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,900

　　我早就说了

　　My original point.

　　215

　　00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,870

　　中国菜

　　老式游戏

　　Chinese food, vintage video games...

　　216

　　00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,100

　　经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦

　　After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,

　　217

　　00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,200

　　现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了

　　This is friday night the way it was meant to be.

　　218

　　00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,000

　　谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日

　　Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?

　　219

　　00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,640

　　大家好

　　Oh, hey, guys.

　　220

　　00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,540

　　佩妮好

　　还有史都华

　　Hey, penny... and stuart.

　　221

　　00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,670

　　史都华好

　　Hey, stuart.

　　222

　　00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,970

　　大家好

　　Hey, guys.

　　223

　　00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,470

　　你们哪玩去

　　So what are you kids up to?

　　224

　　00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,240

　　画展有史都华的一幅画

　　今天正好开幕

　　Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.

　　225

　　00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,670

　　你们两个一起去呀

　　真好

　　And you guys are going together. great...

　　226

　　00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,840

　　真不错

　　It is great.

　　227

　　00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,170

　　真的很不错

　　Really great.

　　228

　　00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,000

　　简直棒极了

　　Freaking awesome.

　　229

　　00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,640

　　你们打算干什么

　　What are you guys doing?

　　230

　　00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,550

　　今天是周五

　　也就是中国菜和老式游戏

　　It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,

　　231

　　00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:23,900

　　对不

　　Right?

　　232

　　00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:27,270

　　老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划

　　Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.

　　233

　　00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:31,700

　　今夜

　　我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORK

　　Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.

　　234

　　00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,070

　　而且是有漏洞的贝塔版

　　It's the buggy beta version.

　　235

　　00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,070

　　强

　　ZORK呢

　　Wow, zork.

　　236

　　00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,270

　　你们玩得开心

　　Well, you guys have fun.

　　237

　　00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,140

　　再见

　　Yeah. see you guys.

　　238

　　00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,400

　　再见

　　史都华

　　See you, stuart.

　　239

　　00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,640

　　-霍华德

　　-什么

　　- Hey, howard? - yes?

　　240

　　00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,940

　　带我去酒吧泡妞

　　Take me to a bar with women.

　　241

　　00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,840

　　-真的吗

　　-对

　　- Really? - yeah.

　　242

　　00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,470

　　好

　　Okay!

　　243

　　00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,000

　　我先进去把内裤脱了

　　Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.

　　244

　　00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,370

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　245

　　00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,500

　　如果今晚走运

　　我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住

　　Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.

　　246

　　00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,540

　　来杯鸡尾酒

　　上面插把小雨伞

　　May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?

　　247

　　00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,840

　　-不

　　不用了

　　-为什么

　　- No, he may not. - why?

　　248

　　00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,820

　　我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒

　　I'm not sitting here with a guy

　　249

　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,740

　　还要插把雨伞的人坐一起

　　Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.

　　250

　　00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,440

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　251

　　00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,340

　　换巧克力马提尼

　　I'll have a chocolate martini.

　　252

　　00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,540

　　又错了

　　Wrong again!

　　253

　　00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,950

　　拜托 你知道我不醉得像

　　Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless

　　254

　　00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:36,480

　　印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪

　　I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.

　　255

　　00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,340

　　听着

　　洛城有很多酒吧

　　Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles

　　256

　　00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,140

　　可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼

　　where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,

　　257

　　00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:48,940

　　但去那里已没必要点

　　因为没女人了

　　but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.

　　258

　　00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,110

　　开窍了

　　gotcha.

　　259

　　00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:54,100

　　我点杯白兰地亚历山大

　　I'll have a brandy alexander.

　　260

　　00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,780

　　三剑客变成双飞侠了

　　All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.

　　261

　　00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,880

　　我们不去勾搭那些女的?

　　Should we talk to some of these women?

　　262

　　00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:04,040

　　不

　　现在还太早了

　　No. it's way too early in the night for that.

　　263

　　00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:08,210

　　先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦

　　然后呢

　　See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...

　　264

　　00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,010

　　我们就直接上老弱病残的

　　We go after the weak and the old and the lame.

　　265

　　00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:13,540

　　这就是你的秘诀

　　That's your system?

　　266

　　00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,110

　　没错

　　That's my system.

　　267

　　00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:20,110

　　如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞

　　她是我的

　　Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.

　　268

　　00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:24,900

　　拜托

　　Oh, come on.

　　269

　　00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:29,110

　　我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨

　　I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.

　　270

　　00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,240

　　如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好

　　Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.

　　271

　　00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,880

　　时间还早

　　You know, it's kind of early.

　　272

　　00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,980

　　你想喝点咖啡什么的吗

　　Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?

　　273

　　00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,340

　　好像咖啡晚了点啊

　　Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?

　　274

　　00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,440

　　你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢

　　Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.

　　275

　　00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:48,910

　　太纯洁了

　　That is so sweet.

　　276

　　00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040

　　来吧

　　我有脱咖啡因的

　　Come on. I think I have decaf.

　　277

　　00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,810

　　太好了

　　史都华

　　Oh, good. stuart.

　　278

　　00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,180

　　我听到你在说话

　　I thought I heard your voice.

　　279

　　00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,810

　　你有空吗

　　Do you have a moment?

　　280

　　00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,980

　　大概吧

　　Uh, yeah, I guess.

　　281

　　00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480

　　谢尔顿

　　我们有点忙

　　Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...

　　282

　　00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,410

　　你们干啥呢

　　What are you doing?

　　283

　　00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,610

　　我们要喝咖啡

　　We're having coffee.

　　284

　　00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,910

　　现在喝咖啡太晚了吧

　　Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?

　　285

　　00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,910

　　没事

　　她有脱咖啡因的

　　It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.

　　286

　　00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,110

　　我去找找

　　I'll just go look for it.

　　287

　　00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,540

　　怎么了

　　What's up?

　　288

　　00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:18,380

　　我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠

　　Well,

　　I've spent the last three hours in an online debate

　　289

　　00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,210

　　坛子上辩论

　　想找你帮忙

　　In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.

　　290

　　00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,580

　　那些小子很顽固的

　　Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.

　　291

　　00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,740

　　什么话题

　　What's the topic?

　　292

　　00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:28,270

　　我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的

　　I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,

　　293

　　00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,020

　　那么第一任罗宾

　　迪克·格雷森

　　The original robin, dick grayson,

　　294

　　00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,380

　　是他最合逻辑的继任人

　　Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.

　　295

　　00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,940

　　谢尔顿

　　恐怕你错得太离谱了

　　Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.

　　296

　　00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,080

　　什么

　　More wrong?

　　297

　　00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:49,340

　　错是绝对化的

　　没有比较级的

　　Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.

　　298

　　00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,740

　　当然有

　　Of course it is.

　　299

　　00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,940

　　说番茄是蔬菜是小错

　　It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.

　　300

　　00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,610

　　说番茄是悬索桥是大错特错

　　It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.

　　301

　　00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,690

　　话说回来

　　迪克后来成了黑翼侠

　　But returning to the original issue, dick grayson became nightwing,

　　302

　　00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,580

　　单独成英雄了

　　A superhero in his own right.

　　303

　　00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,440

　　蝙蝠侠二代肯定是第二任罗宾

　　杰森·托特

　　Batman 2 has to be the second robin, jason todd.

　　304

　　00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,910

　　肯定

　　肯定

　　Has to be? has to be?

　　305

　　00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,980

　　我看你是故意挑衅

　　I hope you're being deliberately provocative.

　　306

　　00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,510

　　我找到了

　　I found the decaf!

　　307

　　00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,640

　　太好了

　　Oh, great!

　　308

　　00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:18,040

　　给我一杯凉茶

　　Herbal tea for me, please.

　　309

　　00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,570

　　酒保 来杯亚历山大鸡尾酒

　　Barkeep! Alexander me.

　　310

　　00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,450

　　那边两个怎么样

　　How about those two?

　　311

　　00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,430

　　不行 她们在吃花生呢

　　No... They're eating peanuts.

　　312

　　00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:32,440

　　我又过敏

　　亲个嘴估计就得在西奈医院呆一周

　　And my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week.

　　313

　　00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,980

　　角落里的那个呢

　　What about the ones in the corner?

　　314

　　00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,350

　　有希望

　　很有希望

　　Possible. very possible.

　　315

　　00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,320

　　你是想要那个戴颈圈的呢

　　Do you want the one in the whiplash collar

　　316

　　00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,920

　　还是老眨眼睛的那个呢

　　or the one who keeps blinking?

　　317

　　00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,750

　　我觉得眨眼睛