高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译17素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕17

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　　好了

　　拉杰

　　Okay, raj.

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　　把6号螺丝刀递给我

　　Hand me the #6 torx screwdriver.

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　　停

　　Stop.

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　　不能这么做

　　这样不对

　　We can't do this. it's not right.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你只有两个选择

　　Sheldon, you have two choices.

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　　出城之前

　　要么换个大点的硬盘

　　Either you let him put a bigger hard drive in the tivo,

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　　要么删掉一些数据

　　Or you delete stuff before we go out of town.

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　　但是一旦开箱

　　保修单就作废了

　　But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty.

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　　保修单可是

　　The warranty is a sacred covenant

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　　我们和生产商之间的神圣契约

　　We've entered into with the manufacturer.

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　　他提供设备的保障

　　He offers to stand by his equipment,

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　　我们则保证不开箱

　　And we in return agree not to violate

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　　亵渎内部硬件

　　The integrity of the internal hardware.

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　　这张小贴纸就是辨别我们是否守法的标志

　　This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.

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　　行

　　那我们不碰硬件

　　Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive.

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　　直接删除《太空堡垒》第1季

　　We'll just erase the first season of battlestar.

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　　行了

　　我们违法吧

　　There. we're outlaws.

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　　给

　　莱纳德

　　这个够大吗

　　Here you go, leonard. is this going to be big enough?

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　　刚好

　　It's perfect.

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　　给独角兽带水仙花差不多够了

　　For taking daffodils to your unicorn.

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　　只是拿来装笔记本的

　　It's just for my notebooks.

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　　谢谢

　　佩妮

　　Thanks, penny.

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　　我好喜欢旧金山

　　I love san francisco.

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　　真想和你们一起去

　　I wish I was going with you.

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　　我很理解你会嫉妒

　　I understand your envy.

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　　这是绝不能错过的研讨会

　　This is a can't-miss symposium.

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　　在那儿会讨论

　　There are going to be discussions

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　　生物细胞计算机元件

　　on bioorganic cellular computer devices,

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　　多线程任务处理的优势

　　The advancements in multi-threaded task completion,

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　　还有用非平衡格林函数解决

　　Plus a roundtable on the nonequilibrium green's function approach

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　　原子内光化电离过程的圆桌会议呢

　　to the photoionization process in atoms.

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　　我通常只去玩击锤和坐缆车

　　When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.

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　　这次会议挺大型的

　　This conference is kind of a big thing.

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　　由乔治·斯穆特做开场发言呢

　　The keynote address is being delivered by george smoot.

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　　偶滴神啊

　　乔治·斯穆特

　　Oh, my god, the george smoot?

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　　你听说过他吗

　　You've heard of him?

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　　当然没有

　　Of course I haven't.

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　　乔治·斯穆特是个物理学家

　　诺贝尔奖得主

　　George smoot is a nobel prize-winning physicist,

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　　当代伟人之一

　　One of the great minds of our time.

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　　他对黑体和宇宙微波背景辐射的

　　His work in black body form and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave

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　　各向异性的研究 跟宇宙起源的观点有许多相通之处

　　Background radiation cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe.

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　　名字挺搞笑的

　　斯穆特

　　It's kind of a funny name, though-- "smoot."

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　　对牛牛弹琴

　　It's like talking to a chimp.

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　　既然在这被羞辱了

　　就祝你们飞行愉快

　　Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.

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　　我倒是想坐飞机呢

　　Yeah, I wish.

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　　我们不坐飞机

　　坐火车

　　We're not flying. we're taking the train.

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　　-挺酷的

　　-太苦了

　　- Oh, cool. - yeah, cool.

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　　比坐飞机长7倍的时间

　　还贵2倍的价钱

　　Seven times as long as flying, and costs almost twice as much.

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　　那干嘛坐火车

　　Well, then why are you doing it?

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　　我们投过票

　　Well, we had a vote.

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　　3个投坐飞机

　　Three of us voted for airplane.

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　　但谢尔顿投坐火车

　　Sheldon voted for train.

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　　所以只能坐火车

　　So we're taking the train.

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　　别这么说嘛

　　莱纳德

　　Don't say it like that,Leonard.

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　　这么说

　　我们可算能坐回火车咯O(∩_∩)O

　　Say it like "we're taking the train!"

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　　我们准备去苹果专卖店

　　We're all going over to the apple store

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　　戏弄那些技术人员

　　To make fun of the guys at the genius bar.

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　　你去吗

　　You want to come?

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　　我很喜欢玩这个

　　但现在有点忙

　　Oh, I always enjoy that, but I'm a little busy.

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　　你在干嘛

　　What are you doing?

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　　我在简化打包行李的任务

　　I'm simplifying the task of packing for our trip.

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　　瞧

　　给衣物贴上电子标签

　　See, by attaching rfid tags to my clothing,

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　　就能用识别笔

　　It will enable my laptop

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　　激活笔记本读取和鉴别它们

　　to read and identify the items with this wand.

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　　然后我就能参照目的地

　　I will then cross-reference them against destination,

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　　预先安排的活动幅度

　　Anticipated activity spectrum,

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　　天气情况

　　旅行时长

　　等等来确定带什么去

　　weather conditions, duration of trip,Et cetera.

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　　确实简化了不少

　　Well, that does sound much simpler.

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　　你还要多长时间

　　How long is this going to take?

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　　以现在的速度

　　3小时11分钟

　　Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours, 11 minutes,

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　　还要鉴于这次毫无意义的

　　And plus however long it takes

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　　对话的时长

　　To conclude this fairly pointless conversation.

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　　现在感觉戏弄苹果的技术人员有点多余

　　Wow. teasing the guys at the apple store seems a little redundant now.

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　　我没听懂

　　I don't follow.

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　　我也不想你听懂

　　一会见

　　I wouldn't expect you to. I'll see you later.

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　　袜子一对

　　棉质

　　菱形花纹

　　蓝色

　　Sock, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue.

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　　袜子一对

　　棉质

　　菱形花纹

　　蓝色

　　Sock, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue.

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　　你们这是干嘛

　　What on earth are you doing?

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　　不管是什么

　　看来都是错的

　　Whatever it is, I'm guessing we're doing it wrong.

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　　先生们

　　这可是海岸星光号

　　Gentlemen, this is the coast starlight,

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　　全美最好的火车之一

　　One of the great american trains

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　　行驶在全美最经典线路之一

　　Operating on one of the classic american routes.

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　　在这边

　　On this side,

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　　可以看到全海景

　　You'll see panoramic ocean vistas

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　　任何运输工具都无法做到这点

　　inaccessible to any other form of transportation,

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　　而这边

　　while on your side,

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　　你只能面对350英里上的好市多超市

　　you'll be treated to 350 miles of costcos,

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　　捷飞络汽车服务店

　　jiffy lubes,

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　　带凸地泳池的煤渣砖房子

　　and cinder block homes with above-ground pools.

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　　走吧

　　拉杰

　　Come on, raj.

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　　捷飞络有什么不好

　　What's wrong with jiffy lubes?

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　　不对

　　No.

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　　为什么

　　Why not?

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　　超出轴距了

　　That's over the wheelbase.

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　　你们对1980前期普式火车上

　　Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension

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　　超级豪华的 悬浮座椅一点都不知道吗

　　Characteristics of a pre-1980 pullman-built superliner deluxe passenger coach?

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　　谢尔顿

　　我们上火车才90秒

　　Sheldon, we've been on this train 90 seconds,

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　　你就说了几万个字

　　And you've already said a thousand words.

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　　直接说坐哪

　　然后闭嘴

　　Just tell us where to sit and shut up.

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　　这里

　　Here.

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　　我希望你听着规律的车轮和铁轨的撞击声

　　I'm hoping once you reap the endorphic rewards of the steady

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　　得到脑袋产生的安多芬犒劳后

　　Clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails,

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　　焦躁能有所缓解

　　Your sour disposition will abate.

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　　可能吧

　　Yeah, maybe.

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　　与此同时

　　回到21世纪

　　Meanwhile, back in the 21st century,

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　　人们也开始收托盘桌 支起座椅背

　　People are raising their tray tables and putting their seat-backs in an upright position

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　　因为已经到旧金山了

　　'cause it's time to land in san francisco.

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　　已经不错了

　　It's not so bad, really.

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　　至少这种火车有现代管道系统

　　At least these trains have modern plumbing.

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　　在印度

　　In india,

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　　你只能蹲在车厢里的一个洞上面

　　You squat over a hole in the train and expose

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　　把屁屁曝光在拉贾斯坦的冰冷空气中

　　and expose your naked buttocks to the chilly air of Rajasthan.

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　　他这是个比喻

　　He is referring, of course,

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　　比作乘坐印度铁路宏伟的千柱之庙特快的三等旅客

　　To third class on indian railways' magnificent ranakpur express and its

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　　和从马哈拉施特拉邦到比卡内尔枢纽站 1200公里的旅程

　　1,200-kilometer journey from maharashtra to the bikaner junction.

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　　看吧

　　他现在无聊到有够国际水准了

　　Oh, look, now he's boring on an international scale.

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　　我靠

　　快看

　　Holy crap! look!

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　　真的是她么

　　没可能吧

　　Is that who I think it is? it can't be.

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　　萨默·格萝怎么会来坐火车的

　　What would summer glau be doing riding the train?

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　　可能约翰·康纳上车了 她来保护他

　　对付屠魔侠

　　Maybe john connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil terminator.

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　　不太像

　　那是电视剧

　　莱纳德

　　Unlikely. that's a television show, leonard.

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　　谢了

　　Thank you.

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　　当然

　　如果未来天网真的存在

　　Of course, if skynet actually did exist in the future,

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　　侵入并毁灭人类最好的方法将会是将终结者送去

　　A perfect way to infiltrate and destroy

　　mankind would be

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　　摆成在著名的电影电视中出演终结者的演员的造型

　　to send terminators back posing as actors who have played terminators in

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　　让我们在臆想的安全感中苟且偷生

　　Popular films and television series, lulling us into a false sense

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　　比如

　　那是终结者外传中的萨默·格萝

　　a false sense of security, i.e., "that's summer glau "from the sarah connor chronicles.

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　　不

　　萨默

　　不要杀我 我真的是机器人

　　"no, summer, don't kill me! I'm pro-robot! ahh!"

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　　至少他不再唠叨那些关于火车的废话了

　　At least he's off the train crap.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我应该向你道歉

　　Sheldon, I owe you an apology.

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　　坐上这辆火车是我一生中最幸运的事

　　Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance!

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　　我居然有机会把到一个终结者

　　I've actually got a shot at a terminator.

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　　拜托

　　Oh, please.

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　　如果说到终结者

　　When it comes to terminators,

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　　你也就能泡到阿诺德·施瓦辛格

　　You've got a better shot of scoring with arnold schwarzenegger.

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　　你忽略了某件事

　　You're overlooking something.

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　　我将与她在一个密闭的空间中共处11个小时

　　I have 11 hours with her in a confined space.

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　　除非她愿意跳火车

　　Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train,

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　　从山坡上滚下去

　　Tuck and roll down the side of a hill,

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　　她终将屈服于霍华德·沃罗威茨的魔掌之下

　　She will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz.

　　141

　　00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,580

　　我赌她会跳火车

　　My money's on tuck and roll.

　　142

　　00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:05,450

　　我很困惑

　　I'm confused.

　　143

　　00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:07,390

　　我以为你正身陷于

　　I thought you were involved in some sort of

　　144

　　00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,410

　　与莱斯利·温克尔的亲密关系中

　　Socially intimate pairing with leslie winkle.

　　145

　　00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:14,250

　　-谢尔顿

　　告诉你这是为什么吧

　　-好吧

　　Sheldon, let me explain to you how this works. all right.

　　146

　　00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,910

　　-那是萨默·格萝

　　-所以呢

　　-That's summer glau. -yes.

　　147

　　00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,110

　　就这样了

　　That's it.

　　148

　　00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,210

　　慢着

　　Hang on a sec.

　　149

　　00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,780

　　为什么让你先去泡她

　　Why do you get first crack at her?

　　150

　　00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:24,680

　　有这样几个原因

　　Um, well, let's see, couple reasons.

　　151

　　00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,550

　　第一

　　是我先看到她的

　　One, I saw her first.

　　152

　　00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:27,780

　　不是你

　　是我

　　No, you didn't. I did.

　　153

　　00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,350

　　好吧

　　Fair enough.

　　154

　　00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:31,650

　　但是

　　让我说下原因二

　　But... then, let me move on to #2.

　　155

　　00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:35,080

　　不像你

　　我不用喝醉也可以和女人交谈

　　Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.

　　156

　　00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:39,340

　　你忘了一件事

　　我即使不说话也具有异国情调

　　You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic,

　　157

　　00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:42,510

　　哪像你

　　又弱又白的

　　While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.

　　158

　　00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:49,210

　　古语说的好

　　又弱又白不会挂

　　Well, you know the old saying, "pasty and frail never fail."

　　159

　　00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,550

　　拜托

　　那我呢

　　Excuse me, but what about me?

　　160

　　00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:55,910

　　为什么我就不能试试的

　　Why don't I get a shot?

　　161

　　00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,810

　　好吧

　　去吧

　　Fine, go ahead.

　　162

　　00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,650

　　去试试

　　Take a shot.

　　163

　　00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,070

　　你知道

　　You know,

　　164

　　00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,980

　　我已经有个泡不到的金发美女在家了

　　I've already got a gorgeous blonde back home that I can't score with.

　　165

　　00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,810

　　我就让你们两个泡这个吧

　　I think I'll let you two take this one.

　　166

　　00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,650

　　谢尔顿

　　火车上有没有卖酒的

　　Sheldon, is there a place on this train to get alcohol?

　　167

　　00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,080

　　问得好

　　Interesting that you ask.

　　168

　　00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:13,650

　　海岸星光号最近新增了重新装修的太平洋休闲车厢

　　The coast starlight recently added the refurbished pacific parlour car.

　　169

　　00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:17,520

　　始建于1956年

　　最初叫做圣达菲上等车厢

　　Built in 1956 and originally known as the santa fe lounge car,

　　170

　　00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,450

　　-下层是剧院 上层是酒吧

　　提供...

　　-行了

　　怎么走

　　The lower level is a theater and the upper

　　Level is a bar that offers -which way?

　　171

　　00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:23,510

　　提供酒品

　　如果你一直坐到波特兰

　　Wine tastings if you're going as far as portland.

　　172

　　00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,550

　　你到底去不去和她搭讪

　　So aren't you going to go talk to her?

　　173

　　00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:29,050

　　我会去的

　　正在想开场白呢

　　I will, I'm just working on my opening line.

　　174

　　00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,850

　　霍华德

　　她什么开场白没听过啊

　　She's probably heard every possible line, howard.

　　175

　　00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,380

　　你简单地嗨一下不就行了

　　Why don't you just try "hello"?

　　176

　　00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,780

　　不不不

　　那样会吓坏女孩子的

　　No, no, no, that always creeps girls out.

　　177

　　00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:37,740

　　我得想点幽默的

　　I need to come up with something that's funny,

　　178

　　00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,630

　　聪明又微妙地提示她

　　Smart and delicately suggests that my sexual

　　179

　　00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:44,180

　　我的性禀赋和我的身高不成比例

　　Endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.

　　180

　　00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,310

　　我看你11个小时是想不出来了

　　You're going to need more than 11 hours.

　　181

　　00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,850

　　-坏了

　　-怎么了

　　-Oh, no. -what's the matter?

　　182

　　00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,480

　　-我忘带我的优盘了

　　-所以呢

　　-I forgot my flash drive. -so?

　　183

　　00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,980

　　所以我们必须回去

　　So we have to go back.

　　184

　　00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,650

　　谢尔顿

　　我会问你为什么

　　Okay, sheldon, I'm going to say "why"

　　185

　　00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:01,810

　　但你不能回答因为我忘带我的优盘了

　　And your answer cannot be "because I forgot my flash drive."

　　186

　　00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,250

　　你不明白

　　You don't understand.

　　187

　　00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,740

　　我的优盘里有我的关于早期宇宙中

　　My flash drive has my paper on

　　188

　　00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,880

　　M理论效应的天体物理学探索的论文

　　Astrophysical probes of m-theory effects in

　　189

　　00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,750

　　我本来打算在会上

　　The early universe that I was going to

　　190

　　00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,710

　　给乔治·斯穆特的

　　Give to george smoot at the conference.

　　191

　　00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,700

　　你为什么要把你的论文给乔治·斯穆特

　　Why do you have to give your paper to george smoot?

　　192

　　00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,550

　　写得太好了

　　他需要读一读

　　It's brilliant. he needs to read it.

　　193

　　00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,240

　　你可以等咱们回来发邮件给他的嘛

　　So you'll send him an e-mail when we get back.

　　194

　　00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,900

　　那我就看不到他读我论文时两眼放光的表情啦

　　Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it.

　　195

　　00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:24,570

　　当然了

　　Right. of course.

　　196

　　00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,240

　　真是糟糕透顶

　　Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.

　　197

　　00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,000

　　事已至此

　　无力回天

　　您就歇会吧

　　Well, there's nothing you can do about it, so relax.

　　198

　　00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:34,010

　　向后靠 迷醉在车轮与锃亮的铁轨撞击的咔哒咔哒声中

　　Sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails.

　　199

　　00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:45,140

　　你忘带了优盘...

　　You forgot your flash drive...

　　200

　　00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,530

　　忍十个小时55分钟就好

　　Only ten hours, 55 minutes to go.

　　201

　　00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:58,980

　　这里真热啊[真性感啊]

　　It's hot in here.

　　202

　　00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,040

　　一定到夏天了[一定是萨默]

　　Must be summer.

　　203

　　00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,510

　　那么 美眉们去哪啊

　　So... Where you gals headed?

　　204

　　00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,900

　　我想出完美的解决办法了

　　Okay, I've found the perfect solution.

　　205

　　00:10: 18,970 --> 00:10:21,500

　　我们在下一站奥克斯纳德下车

　　We get off the train at the next stop in oxnard.

　　206

　　00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,770

　　然后乘坐1:13的火车返回联合车站

　　We then take the 1:13 train back to union station.

　　207

　　00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,400

　　打车回公寓

　　拿上我的优盘

　　We take a cab back to the apartment, get my flash drive,

　　208

　　00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,260

　　冲向圣路易斯奥比斯波

　　And then race to san luis obispo, where,

　　209

　　00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:32,870

　　假设一路绿灯路上无人

　　我们就能赶上火车

　　Assuming the lights are with us and minimal traffic, we'll meet the train.

　　210

　　00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,040

　　我有个更好的主意

　　I've got a better idea.

　　211

　　00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,600

　　你又想讽刺我

　　Are you going to be sarcastic?

　　212

　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,470

　　孩子

　　你把我的乐趣都剥夺了

　　Boy, you take all the fun out of it for me.

　　213

　　00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,000

　　看

　　佩妮在家呢

　　Look, penny's home.

　　214

　　00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,240

　　为什么不打给她

　　让她去我们家

　　Why don't we just call her, have her go in the apartment,

　　215

　　00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,100

　　把你优盘里的论文发到你邮箱里呢

　　Get your flash drive and e-mail you the paper?

　　216

　　00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:48,540

　　-但是优盘在我那个上锁的抽屉里

　　-所以呢

　　But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk. so?

　　217

　　00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,170

　　钥匙藏在我的房间里

　　The key is hidden in my room.

　　218

　　00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,200

　　-所以呢

　　-佩妮需要进去我的房间

　　So? penny would have to go into my room.

　　219

　　00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,840

　　-所以呢

　　-没有人可以进我房间

　　So? people don't go in my room!

　　220

　　00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,170

　　我懂了

　　I see.

　　221

　　00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:01,140

　　看来你又一次陷入了进退两难的境地

　　Well, it seems once again, you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.

　　222

　　00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,570

　　真讨厌这种感觉

　　Oh, I hate when that happens.

　　223

　　00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:07,300

　　这儿真热

　　It's hot in here.

　　224

　　00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,150

　　现在肯定是夏天

　　It must be summer.

　　225

　　00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:08,840

　　这儿真热

　　It's hot in here.

　　226

　　00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000

　　肯定是夏天

　　Must be summer.

　　227

　　00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,140

　　这儿真热

　　肯定是夏天

　　It's hot in here. must be summer.

　　228

　　00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,170

　　这儿真热

　　It's hot in here.

　　229

　　00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,770

　　肯定是夏天

　　Must be summer.

　　230

　　00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,570

　　-这种说法真有趣

　　-真的

　　That's cute. really?

　　231

　　00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,740

　　是我编的

　　I just made it up.

　　232

　　00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,340

　　你看过贫民窟的百万富翁了没

　　Have you seen slumdog millionaire?

　　233

　　00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,900

　　看过了

　　我太喜欢了

　　Oh, yeah, I loved it.

　　234

　　00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,940

　　某种程度来说它是以我为原型来写的

　　It's loosely based on my life.

　　235

　　00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:30,440

　　嗯

　　Yeah,

　　236

　　00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,600

　　我们准备把表演放在某个晚上

　　在一个99座的剧院里

　　We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater.

　　237

　　00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:34,740

　　你能来吗

　　Can you come?

　　238

　　00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,000

　　太好了

　　Oh, great.

　　239

　　00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,000

　　你知道还有哪98人会想来吗

　　Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?

　　240

　　00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,740

　　噢

　　别挂

　　Oh, hang on.

　　241

　　00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,840

　　喂

　　Hello?

　　242

　　00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,970

　　听仔细了

　　Listen carefully.

　　243

　　00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,910

　　我现在会给你一系列指示

　　I'm about to give you a set of instructions,

　　244

　　00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,570

　　你照着我说的一步步做

　　Which you must follow to the letter.

　　245

　　00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,770

　　等会儿

　　Just a sec.

　　246

　　00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,020

　　剧场是建在一个保龄球馆上面的

　　可能有点吵

　　The theater is above a bowling alley, so it's a little noisy,

　　247

　　00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,750

　　但这可能是我唯一一次扮演

　　But it might be the only chance I'll ever get

　　248

　　00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,570

　　安妮·弗兰克的机会[安妮日记主人公]

　　to play anne frank.

　　249

　　00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,100

　　而且那个导演太聪明了

　　And the director is brilliant.

　　250

　　00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,470

　　他利用打保龄球的声音

　　当作是纳粹的炮火声

　　He uses the bowling sounds as, like, nazi artillery.

　　251

　　00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,470

　　好的

　　到时候见

　　Okay, great, I'll see you then.

　　252

　　00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,740

　　喂

　　Hello?

　　253

　　00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,370

　　第四步

　　Okay, step four.

　　254

　　00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,570

　　你看到我化妆台上的塑料小盒吗

　　Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?

　　255

　　00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,540

　　你的化妆台?

　　你是哪位?

　　Your dresser? who is this?

　　256

　　00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,140

　　我是谢尔顿

　　It's sheldon.

　　257

　　00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,700

　　噢

　　好啊

　　谢尔顿

　　Oh, hey, sheldon!

　　258

　　00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:15,800

　　旧金山怎么样

　　How is san francisco?

　　259

　　00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,340

　　我没在旧金山

　　I'm not in san francisco.

　　260

　　00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400

　　我在火车上

　　I'm on a train.

　　261

　　00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,270

　　你到底有没有在听我说话

　　Were you even listening to me?

　　262

　　00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,300

　　没有

　　我在跟朋友聊天

　　怎么了

　　Uh, no, I was talking to my friend, but what's up?

　　263

　　00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,340

　　怎么了

　　我来告诉你怎么了

　　What's up? I'll tell you what's up.

　　264

　　00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,640

　　我现在性命交关

　　I'm in a crisis situation,

　　265

　　00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,390

　　我现在要你集中所有小宇宙

　　And I need you to marshal your powers of concentration,

　　266

　　00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,770

　　专心致志地...

　　Limited as they may be...

　　267

　　00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,170

　　把电话给我

　　Give me the phone.

　　268

　　00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,900

　　佩妮

　　我是莱纳德

　　Hi, penny. it's leonard.

　　269

　　00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,040

　　嘿

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, leonard.

　　270

　　00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,570

　　奇怪博士怎么了

　　What's going on with dr. wackadoodle?

　　271

　　00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,200

　　他打来让你帮个忙的

　　He's calling to ask you a favor.

　　272

　　00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:44,030

　　你肯定很奇怪

　　因为他没用佩妮

　　谢尔顿

　　You might be confused because he didn't use the words, "penny," "sheldon,

　　273

　　00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,240

　　请

　　帮忙这几个词

　　" "please" or "favor."

　　274

　　00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,470

　　好了

　　Okay.

　　275

　　00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:47,670

　　闲聊得够了

　　Enough chitchat.

　　276

　　00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:48,940

　　听好

　　第一步

　　Okay, step one.

　　277

　　00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,500

　　找到我们房子的备用钥匙

　　Locate your emergency key to our apartment.

　　278

　　00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,340

　　第二步

　　走进我们的房子

　　Step two, enter our apartment.

　　279

　　00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,070

　　第三步...

　　Step three...

　　280

　　00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,500

　　走进我的房间

　　Enter my bedroom.

　　281

　　00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,770

　　第四步...

　　Step four...

　　282

　　00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,870

　　等等

　　谢尔顿

　　又有电话来了

　　Oh, hang on, sheldon, getting another call.

　　283

　　00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,100

　　别挂

　　No!

　　284

　　00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:04,540

　　莱纳德

　　我告诉你

　　Leonard, let me tell you something.

　　285

　　00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,570

　　我太期待个人机器人助理的诞生了

　　Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.

　　286

　　00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:13,740

　　那颗明亮的小星早早的就偷偷探出她的头

　　And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...

　　287

　　00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800

　　那就是金星

　　That's venus.

　　288

　　00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,640

　　太赞了

　　That is so cool.

　　289

　　00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,770

　　你对太空知道得真多

　　You really know a lot about space.

　　290

　　00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,900

　　拜托

　　Come on.

　　291

　　00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:26,100

　　你演电视剧萤火虫的时候

　　你可真的是在太空里啊

　　When you were on tv in firefly, you were actually in space.

　　292

　　00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,840

　　你不会是那种真的相信那些是真的人吧

　　You're not one of those guys who really believe that, are you?

　　293

　　00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,670

　　你说那些没希望的怪人吗

　　You mean one of the hopeless geeks?

　　294

　　00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,900

　　当然不是

　　No.

　　295

　　00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,440

　　他们都是疯子

　　Those are crazy people.

　　296

　　00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:40,900

　　霍华德

　　做做好人

　　帮我再拿一瓶

　　Howard, be a dear and get me another one of these.

　　297

　　00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,670

　　告诉你

　　他就是那种白痴

　　Now, him, he's one of those geeks.

　　298

　　00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,300

　　听着

　　在无第二方监视的情况下进入我房间之前

　　All right, now, before you enter my bedroom unescorted,

　　299

　　00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,030

　　我需要你明白这种一次性的

　　I need you to understand that this onetime

　　300

　　00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,540

　　通行权并不能转换为永久性的

　　Grant of access does not create a permanent easement.

　　301

　　00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,240

　　通行权

　　Easement.

　　302

　　00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,500

　　是一种准许进入的法定权利

　　It's a legal right of access.

　　303

　　00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:05,900

　　老天她真无知

　　Good grief.

　　304

　　00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,400

　　什么

　　What?

　　305

　　00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,770

　　不行

　　别让我等着

　　No, don't put me on hold.

　　306

　　00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,240

　　噢

　　Oh!

　　307

　　00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,840

　　你敢相信吗

　　Do you believe him?

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