高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译4素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕4

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　　拉杰是宫保鸡丁

　　Let's see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken.

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　　我是饺子

　　I'm the dumplings.

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　　没错

　　Yes, you are.

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　　太恶心了

　　霍华德

　　Creepy, howard.

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　　恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心

　　Creepy good or creepy bad?

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　　谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱

　　Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?

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　　那是我的

　　That would be me.

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　　朝这里看

　　你这个肮脏的小美味

　　Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.

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　　我这话可不光是对着食物说哦

　　I'm not necessarily talking to the food.

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　　坐一边去

　　Sit over there.

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　　坐一边去

　　Sit over there.

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　　婴儿纸巾

　　Baby wipe?

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　　你干嘛用

　　Why do you have...

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　　-别问

　　-别

　　别问

　　No, don't ask! no, don't, don't!

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　　我来告诉你为什么

　　I'll tell you why.

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　　我必须消毒我的手

　　I had to sanitize my hands

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　　因为大学把 厕所里擦手的纸巾

　　Because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms

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　　换成了吹风机

　　With hot air blowers.

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　　我怎么感觉吹风机更卫生

　　I thought the blowers were more sanitary.

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　　别问啊

　　Really, don't.

　　why...?

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　　吹风机可以说是细菌 和瘟疫的发源地

　　Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.

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　　老实说

　　用吹风机的话

　　Frankly, it'd be more hygienic

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　　还不如让一只得了瘟疫的长臂猿打喷嚏打到我手干

　　If they just had a plague-infested gibbon

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　　来得卫生呢

　　Sneeze my hands dry.

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　　伙计们

　　我有一个天大的

　　Hey, guys, I just got the most amazing

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　　好消息

　　News...

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　　天呐

　　拉杰

　　你如果不喝醉的话

　　Gosh, raj, do you think you'll ever be able

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　　是不是永远都不能在我面前说话

　　To talk in front of me without being drunk?

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　　好吧

　　那我 就自己一个人去吃了

　　Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.

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　　佩妮

　　你不需要这样的

　　Penny, you don't have to do that.

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　　没事

　　考虑到他不说话 他说的话

　　还有他

　　Oh, it's okay, between him not talking, him talking and him...

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　　我最好还是离开吧

　　I'm better off alone.

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　　再见

　　你这个可怜的怪人

　　Good-bye, you poor, strange little man.

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　　她太贴心了

　　She's so considerate.

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　　你有什么大资讯

　　So what's your news?

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　　还记得那个我定位的

　　Remember that little planetary object

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　　比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗

　　I spotted beyond the kuiper belt?

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　　哦对

　　2008-NQ SUB-17

　　Oh, yeah, 2008-nq sub-17.

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　　或者用我的叫法

　　宝莱坞星

　　Or as I call it, planet bollywood.

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　　由于我的发现

　　Anyway, because of

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　　《人物》杂志把我提名为

　　My discovery, people magazine is naming me

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　　30岁以下的30大焦点人物之一了

　　One of their 30 under 30 to watch.

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　　拉杰

　　祝贺你

　　Raj... congratulations.

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　　太棒了

　　That's incredible.

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　　不好意思

　　Excuse me,

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　　30岁以下的什么30大人物的什么焦点

　　30 what under 30

　　what to watch what?

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　　30岁以下的30名值得关注的梦想家

　　30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch

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　　因为他们对自己领域的一些传统臆断提出了挑战

　　As they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.

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　　让我猜百万次我都不会想到是这样

　　If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.

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　　真是相当酷的

　　他们让我和一个

　　It's pretty cool. they've got me in

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　　在研究印度尼西亚饥荒问题的人一起入选

　　With a guy who's doing something about hunger in indonesia,

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　　还有一位精神治疗师

　　他在用海豚

　　And a psychotherapist who's using dolphins

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　　来感化囚犯

　　To rehabilitate prisoners,

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　　还有爱伦·佩基

　　And ellen page,

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　　他是那部独立电影《朱诺》里的明星

　　Star of the charming independent film, juno.

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　　我绝对想上她

　　Oh, I'd so do her.

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　　你连海豚都想上

　　You'd do the dolphins.

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　　你在用的那个我设计的望远摄像机的固定架

　　Do I get an honorable mention for designing

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　　在采访中你会不会提到

　　The telescope camera mounting bracket you used?

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　　不好意思

　　Sorry, it's not part

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　　这和我所要叙述的温馨故事无关

　　Of my heartwarming and personal narrative

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　　我是一个从新德里来的傻男孩

　　In which a humble boy from new delhi overcame

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　　我克服了贫困和歧视

　　Poverty and prejudice

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　　不远万里来到了美国寻找梦想

　　And journeyed to america to reach for the stars.

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　　贫困吗

　　你老爸是个妇科医生

　　Poverty?

　　your father's a gynecologist.

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　　他开的是宾利

　　He drives a bentley.

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　　那是租的

　　It's a lease.

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　　我有点搞不懂

　　I'm confused.

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　　是不是由什么行业审查委员会

　　Was there some sort of peer review committee

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　　来决定选那些人

　　To determine which scientists would be included?

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　　行业审查

　　这是《人物》杂志

　　Peer review?

　　it's people magazine.

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　　人们选择了我

　　People picked me.

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　　什么人

　　What people?

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　　《人物》里的那些人啊

　　The people from people.

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　　那这些到底是什么人

　　Yeah, but exactly who are these people?

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　　他们有什么凭据吗

　　What are their credentials?

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　　为什么他们有资格评选

　　How are they qualified?

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　　偶然发现了一块在太阳系里

　　What makes accidentally

　　noticing a hunk of rock

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　　慢悠悠地飘了几十亿年的

　　That's been traipsing around the solar system

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　　大石头为什么就比其他

　　For billions of years more noteworthy

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　　30岁以下科学家的成就 更加杰出呢

　　Than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?

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　　天呐

　　我想爱伦·佩基的朋友们 不会这样损她的

　　Boy, I'll bet ellen page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.

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　　这下你感到自豪了吗

　　Are you proud of yourself?

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　　总的来说

　　是的

　　In general, yes.

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　　哦

　　漏掉的中微子原来在这儿

　　Oh, there's my missing neutrino.

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　　你就像一个不稳定的电荷一样躲躲藏藏的

　　You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,

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　　是吗

　　你这个亚原子魔鬼

　　Weren't you, you little sub-atomic dickens?

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　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, sheldon.

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　　看啊

　　Hey, look,

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　　我找到了那个中微子

　　Look, I found

　　my missing neutrino.

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　　太好了

　　我们可以把他从牛奶盒上拿下来了

　　Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton.

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　　走吧

　　我们去和拉杰道歉

　　Come on, we're going to apologize to raj

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　　请他去吃晚饭

　　And invite him out to dinner.

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　　道什么歉

　　Apologize for what?

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　　他昨天带了一个好消息来

　　He came over last night with some pretty good news

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　　但我们都很不热情

　　And we weren't very supportive.

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　　我感觉你像是要说什么

　　I sense you're trying

　　to tell me something.

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　　你昨天相当欠扁

　　You were a colossal asshat.

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　　没有吧

　　No, I beg to differ.

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　　在我们3个人之间

　　我是最热情的一个

　　Of the three of us, I was by far

　　the most supportive.

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　　是吗

　　来说说

　　Really? do tell.

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　　如果拉杰的朋友们把门槛降低的话

　　How will raj ever reach true greatness

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　　他怎么能找到科学的真谛呢

　　If his friends lower the bar for him?

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　　我11岁的时候

　　When I was 11,

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　　我妹妹给我爸买了一个

　　My sister bought our father

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　　写着"世界上最好的爸爸"字样的咖啡杯

　　A "world's greatest dad" coffee mug

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　　老实说

　　他一生就这么晃荡下去了

　　And, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.

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　　那么这么说吧

　　Okay, let's try it this way.

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　　如果这个什么《人物》杂志 是拉杰能得到的最高成就呢

　　What if this people magazine thing is the best raj is ever going to achieve?

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　　这我到没想到

　　I had not considered that.

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　　走吧

　　Come on.

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　　我总是忘了普通人是有极限的

　　I often forget other people have limitations.

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　　真是悲哀

　　It's so sad.

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　　他能感到悲哀

　　He can feel sadness?

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　　不太能

　　Not really.

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　　我们管这个叫自以为是

　　It's what you and I would call condescension.

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　　我们进去的时候 得让他觉得我们为他高兴

　　Now when we go in there, let's show raj that we're happy for him.

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　　看是我不觉得啊

　　But I'm not.

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　　那就装得高兴

　　Well, then fake it.

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　　你看我

　　Look at me.

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　　我可以完全不去想 如果没有我的电子望远镜

　　I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount

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　　他永远也不能发现 那块愚蠢的宇宙垃圾

　　He never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz.

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　　我很牛吧

　　But I'm bigger than that.

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　　好了

　　Fine.

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　　那你让我怎么做

　　What do you want me to do?

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　　笑

　　Smile.

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　　太可怕了

　　Oh, crap, that's terrifying.

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　　我们是去看库萨帕里 不是去干掉蝙蝠侠

　　We're here to see koothrappali, not kill batman.

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　　笑不露齿

　　Try less teeth.

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　　差不多了

　　Close enough. come on.

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　　嗨

　　拉杰

　　Hey, raj.

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　　怎么了

　　Hey, guys.

　　what's up?

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　　我们今天晚上想请你吃饭

　　We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.

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　　庆祝一下你的大器早成

　　To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing.

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　　对吧

　　谢尔顿

　　Right, sheldon?

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　　你们太好了

　　That's very nice of you.

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　　我很乐意去

　　I would like that.

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　　-孩子们

　　-盖博豪斯博士

　　Hello, boys. dr. gablehauser.

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　　库萨帕里博士

　　Dr. koothrappali.

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　　盖博豪斯博士

　　Dr. gablehauser.

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　　-霍夫斯塔德博士

　　-盖博豪斯博士

　　Dr. hofstader. dr. gablehauser.

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　　-库珀博士

　　-盖博豪斯博士

　　Dr. cooper. dr. gablehauser.

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　　沃罗威茨先生

　　Mr. wolowitz.

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　　孩子们

　　我有个问题要问你们

　　Boys, I've got a question for you

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　　这个房间里

　　Who in this room

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　　谁发现了颗星星[恒星]

　　Discovered a star?

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　　事实上

　　2009-NQ SUB-17只是颗行星

　　Actually, 2008-nq sub-17 is a planetary body.

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　　我不是在说你

　　是说我呢

　　I'm not talking about you,

　　I'm talking about me.

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　　你

　　我来自异国他乡的青年朋友

　　You, my exotic young friend,

　　150

　　00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,660

　　就是我的明星

　　Are my star.

　　151

　　00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,730

　　但他不是你发掘出来的

　　But you didn't discover him.

　　152

　　00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,900

　　你以前都不会留意到他

　　You merely noticed he was here,

　　153

　　00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,760

　　就跟他也没怎么留意过2008-NQ SUB-17

　　Much like he did with 2008-nq sub-17.

　　154

　　00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:09,760

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon...

　　155

　　00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:10,900

　　不好意思

　　Oh, sorry.

　　156

　　00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,260

　　孩子

　　我们真该给你换个好点的办公室

　　Boy, we've got to get you into a better office.

　　157

　　00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,400

　　能配得上你的名气

　　Something more suited to your status.

　　158

　　00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,060

　　真的不用麻烦了

　　Really, you don't have to go to any trouble.

　　159

　　00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,060

　　我把你安排到冯·哥图尔以前的办公室怎么样

　　How about if I put you in von gerlich's old office?

　　160

　　00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:23,560

　　我更喜欢菲什宾的

　　更宽敞一点

　　I'd rather have fishbein's. it's bigger.

　　161

　　00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,360

　　等等

　　自打菲什宾穿浴袍出现在办公室那天

　　Wait a minute, I called dibs on fishbein's office

　　162

　　00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,830

　　我就申请他的办公室了

　　The day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.

　　163

　　00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,400

　　能给他换办公室

　　就不能

　　He gets a new office, I can't even get

　　164

　　00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,600

　　-在男厕所放点擦手巾

　　-谢尔顿

　　-Paper towels in the men's room? -sheldon.

　　165

　　00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:36,300

　　该死

　　真难为我了

　　Damn, this is hard.

　　166

　　00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,030

　　让我问问你们

　　Let me ask you something.

　　167

　　00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,800

　　你们觉得咱们的工作为的是什么

　　What do you think the business of this place is?

　　168

　　00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,760

　　科学

　　Science

　　169

　　00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,430

　　-是钱

　　-告诉过你吧

　　-Money. -told you.

　　170

　　00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,360

　　这孩子的照片上了《人物》周刊

　　And this boy's picture in people magazine

　　171

　　00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:01,760

　　能给我们带来多少钱

　　Is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...

　　172

　　00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:04,330

　　堆起来比你高

　　Well, taller than you.

　　173

　　00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,730

　　我有个硕士文凭的

　　I have a master's degree.

　　174

　　00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,360

　　谁没有啊

　　Who doesn't?

　　175

　　00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,730

　　库萨帕里博士

　　你有没有

　　Dr. koothrappali, have you ever had lunch

　　176

　　00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,260

　　在院长的餐厅吃过午饭呢

　　In the president's dining room?

　　177

　　00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:16,800

　　我都不知道还有专门给院长的餐厅

　　I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.

　　178

　　00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,630

　　和食堂的食物种类一样

　　就是更新鲜一点

　　It's the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.

　　179

　　00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,800

　　走吧

　　小同志

　　Come on, little buddy.

　　180

　　00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:21,900

　　好滴

　　老同志

　　Okay, big buddy.

　　181

　　00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,100

　　大家晚上见

　　See you tonight, guys.

　　182

　　00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,400

　　你不用笑了

　　You can stop smiling now.

　　183

　　00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:34,300

　　用过美妙的午餐之后

　　So anyway, after a fantastic lunch,

　　184

　　00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,400

　　他们就催我去《人物》周刊拍照

　　I was whisked off to the people magazine photo shoot...

　　185

　　00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,660

　　孩子们你们去过专业拍照的地方么

　　Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?

　　186

　　00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:39,700

　　没啊

　　Uh-uh.

　　no.

　　187

　　00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,060

　　很神奇的哦

　　It's fantastic.

　　188

　　00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:45,000

　　很明显 镜头对我很有爱

　　我也很上镜

　　Apparently, the camera loves me and i, it.

　　189

　　00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:50,200

　　我站在星空的背景前面 拍照

　　我摆了个这样的姿势

　　They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.

　　190

　　00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,900

　　他们要PS一个超新星进去

　　They're going to digitally add a supernova.

　　191

　　00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,830

　　他们觉得这样能完美诠释 我辉煌的天赋

　　They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.

　　192

　　00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,360

　　没错

　　就像一个炽热的大火球

　　Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas

　　193

　　00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:05,730

　　分崩离析

　　That collapses upon itself.

　　194

　　00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,130

　　抱歉

　　Excuse me.

　　195

　　00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,060

　　是我的助理特雷弗打来的

　　Oh, it's my assistant, trevor.

　　196

　　00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,700

　　我是库萨帕里

　　Go for koothrappali.

　　197

　　00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,730

　　还给他配个助理

　　they gave him an assistant

　　198

　　00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,760

　　我想要根笔 还得拿着剪线钳去银行

　　If I want a new pen, i have to go to the bank with wire cutters.

　　199

　　00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:20,860

　　咱们已经尽到所有该尽的社会责任了吧

　　Have we at this point met our social obligations?

　　200

　　00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,130

　　还没

　　Not yet.

　　201

　　00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,660

　　好吧

　　先安排到我的日程里

　　Okay, just put it on

　　my calendar,

　　202

　　00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,560

　　同时帮我想个我出席不了的理由

　　But start thinking of a reason why I can't go.

　　203

　　00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:28,260

　　哦了么

　　我挂了

　　All righty? koothrappali out.

　　204

　　00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,730

　　上帝保佑那孩子

　　God bless that boy.

　　205

　　00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,700

　　没有他我非忙死不可

　　I don't know what I'd do without him.

　　206

　　00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,930

　　你今天下午才有的助理啊

　　You just got him this afternoon.

　　207

　　00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,300

　　没错

　　但我觉得我是得有个仆人

　　Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.

　　208

　　00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,930

　　仆人

　　A lackey?

　　209

　　00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,660

　　不好意思

　　是不是法律不允许啊

　　Oh, I'm sorry. is that politically incorrect?

　　210

　　00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:42,800

　　在印度

　　我们称其为贱民

　　In india, we just call them untouchables.

　　211

　　00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,930

　　现在

　　Now?

　　212

　　00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,100

　　快了

　　Almost.

　　213

　　00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,660

　　说到贱民

　　我给你们带来了好消息

　　Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.

　　214

　　00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,460

　　这周六《人物》杂志要举行个招待会

　　People magazine is having a reception this saturday

　　215

　　00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,500

　　我设法让你们也被邀请了

　　And I managed to get you invited.

　　216

　　00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,830

　　切

　　谢了

　　Oh, gee, thanks.

　　217

　　00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,300

　　不客气

　　Oh, you're welcome.

　　218

　　00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,960

　　当然我没法让你们去贵宾席

　　Of course, I couldn't get you into the vip section

　　219

　　00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,430

　　因为那是设给贵宾的

　　Because, you know, that's for vips

　　220

　　00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,760

　　你们只是

　　普通人

　　And you guys are just, you know... p's.

　　221

　　00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,760

　　在巴布亚新几内亚有一个部落

　　There's a tribe in papua new guinea

　　222

　　00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:11,030

　　当一个猎人向其他部民

　　Where, when a hunter flaunts his success

　　223

　　00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,400

　　炫耀他的成功时

　　To the rest of the village,

　　224

　　00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,760

　　他们宰了他

　　并敲打他的皮做的鼓

　　They kill him and drive away evil spirits

　　225

　　00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,430

　　以驱逐他邪恶的灵魂

　　With a drum made of his skin.

　　226

　　00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,530

　　当然是迷信而无道理的

　　Superstitious nonsense, of course,

　　227

　　00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,830

　　但某人可以明白他们的用意

　　But one can see their point.

　　228

　　00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,900

　　给你

　　拉杰

　　Here you go, raj.

　　229

　　00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,800

　　你或许想慢慢享用这杯

　　You might want to drink this one slowly.

　　230

　　00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,100

　　那就周六晚上了

　　这么说定了

　　Okay. so, saturday night, can I count on my posse?

　　231

　　00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,460

　　我很乐意去

　　拉杰

　　但我去不了

　　Gee, I'd love to, raj,

　　but I can't make it.

　　232

　　00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,030

　　好的

　　莱纳德

　　Oh, okay. leonard?

　　233

　　00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:45,300

　　不行

　　我要

　　不行

　　No, I could... no.

　　234

　　00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,600

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon?

　　235

　　00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,630

　　我能去

　　但我不想去

　　I can make it. but I won't.

　　236

　　00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,500

　　你们在说什么

　　What are you guys talking about?

　　237

　　00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,600

　　周六有场为我的杂志文章举行的招待会

　　There's a reception for my magazine article on saturday.

　　238

　　00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,830

　　而你们这些家伙不准备去

　　And you guys aren't going?

　　239

　　00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,260

　　真不敢相信

　　I can't believe you.

　　240

　　00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,130

　　拉杰要庆祝他的惊人成就

　　Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment

　　241

　　00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,460

　　而你们甚至都不去支持他

　　And you're not even going to be there to support him?

　　242

　　00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,900

　　惊人成就应该是

　　A tremendous accomplishment would be

　　243

　　00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,600

　　如果他发现一个行星体

　　If the planetary body he discovered

　　244

　　00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,860

　　正急速撞向地球

　　他用意念摧毁了它

　　Were plummeting toward earth and he exploded it with his mind.

　　245

　　00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360

　　那太酷了

　　That would be cool.

　　246

　　00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,300

　　我得去那个招待会

　　I'd go to that reception.

　　247

　　00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,200

　　拜托

　　这很重大

　　Come on, this is huge.

　　248

　　00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,800

　　拉杰上了《人物》杂志

　　Raj is gonna be in people magazine,

　　249

　　00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:19,130

　　他甚至不用搞大斯皮尔斯姐妹中的一个的肚子

　　And he didn't even have to knock up one of the spears sisters.

　　250

　　00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,230

　　你愿意和我一起去吗

　　Would you like to go with me?

　　251

　　00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,330

　　我当然愿意

　　Of course I would.

　　252

　　00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,360

　　我很荣幸

　　I would be honored.

　　253

　　00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:25,900

　　真的

　　酷

　　Really? cool.

　　254

　　00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,260

　　替你们脸红

　　Shame on you guys.

　　255

　　00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:34,000

　　看看

　　我约到佩妮了

　　Look at that, I got a date with penny.

　　256

　　00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,430

　　不敢相信那花了你一整年的时间

　　I can't believe it took you a whole year.

　　257

　　00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,000

　　现在呢

　　Now?

　　258

　　00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,060

　　就是现在

　　Now.

　　259

　　00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,330

　　嘿

　　伙计

　　Hey, buddy,

　　260

　　00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,630

　　我要上《人物》杂志了

　　I'm going to be in people magazine.

　　261

　　00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,500

　　上封面的时候再打给我

　　Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.

　　262

　　00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,500

　　[查理·西恩 《好汉两个半》男主角 ]

　　263

　　00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,580

　　看看你

　　look at you

　　264

　　00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:08,430

　　我像正午的阳光般闪耀

　　不是吗

　　I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?

　　265

　　00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:13,690

　　先说香槟 喝得有点早

　　不是吗

　　Uh, yeah. starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?

　　266

　　00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,720

　　豪华轿车里的

　　他们派了辆豪华轿车

　　It was in the limo. they sent a limo.

　　267

　　00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:19,050

　　我坐的是豪华轿车

　　我真喜欢说"豪华轿车"

　　I have a limo. I just love saying "limo."

　　268

　　00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,020

　　你做准备的时候喝点这个

　　Sip on this while you're getting ready.

　　269

　　00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,190

　　我准备好了

　　Oh, I'm ready.

　　270

　　00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,890

　　你就穿这个

　　That's what you're wearing?

　　271

　　00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:28,620

　　对呀

　　怎么了

　　有什么不好吗

　　Um, yeah. why, what's wrong with it?

　　272

　　00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,220

　　没什么

　　只是我本来期望的更

　　Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more,

　　273

　　00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:34,820

　　疯狂些

　　You know, ridonkulous.

　　274

　　00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:42,450

　　是啊

　　今晚的疯狂就

　　Mm, yeah. well, this is all the donkulous

　　275

　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,120

　　这个样子了

　　You're gonna get tonight.

　　276

　　00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:47,150

　　好好

　　让我们摇摆吧

　　Okey-dokey,

　　let's roll.

　　277

　　00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,790

　　好了

　　狂欢时刻开始

　　All right, it's time to raise the roof!

　　278

　　00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:53,550

　　嘿

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, leonard.

　　279

　　00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,720

　　-嘿

　　-哥们

　　Hey. dude.

　　280

　　00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:55,890

　　你看起来很不错

　　You look very nice.

　　281

　　00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,950

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　282

　　00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,890

　　走吧

　　Come on.

　　283

　　00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,290

　　-晚安

　　莱纳德

　　-晚安

　　Good night, leonard. good night.

　　284

　　00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,920

　　莱纳德

　　看到楼下我那辆豪华轿车了吗

　　Hey, leonard, do you see my limo downstairs?

　　285

　　00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:06,290

　　看到了

　　Yeah.

　　286

　　00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,750

　　比我爷爷小时候的房子还大

　　It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.

　　287

　　00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,920

　　好极了

　　Terrific.

　　288

　　00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,450

　　食物也更多

　　It has more food, too.

　　289

　　00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,250

　　好了

　　走吧

　　走吧

　　All right, come on. come on.

　　290

　　00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,250

　　嘿

　　Hey.

　　291

　　00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,590

　　嘿

　　好消息

　　Hey, good news.

　　292

　　00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,420

　　你不用再为佩妮闷闷不乐了

　　You don't have to sulk about penny anymore.

　　293

　　00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,090

　　有成千上百个克罗地亚女人

　　Look, there are hundreds of croatian women

　　294

　　00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,850

　　正等着你去找她们

　　Just waiting for you to contact them.

　　295

　　00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,950

　　为了绿卡什么都行.com

　　Anything-for-a-greencard.com?

　　296

　　00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,690

　　我可以借你我的用户名

　　I'll lend you my user name.

　　297

　　00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,290

　　"富有的大鸡鸡"

　　It's "wealthy big penis."

　　298

　　00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,490

　　开玩笑吧

　　You're joking.

　　299

　　00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,120

　　你得让她们容易明白

　　You gotta make it easy for 'em.

　　300

　　00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,690

　　她们刚开始学英语

　　They're just learning english.

　　301

　　00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,120

　　算了

　　Pass.

　　302

　　00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,620

　　你就在这儿郁闷着

　　So you're just gonna sit around here and mope

　　303

　　00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:56,550

　　而佩妮在和快易买的阿普博士约会

　　While penny is out with dr. apu from the kwik-e mart?

　　304

　　00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,690

　　那不是个约会

　　那是种族主义

　　It's not a date, and that's racist.

　　305

　　00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,320

　　不可能是种族主义

　　It can't be racist.

　　306

　　00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,520

　　他是《辛普森一家》中的可爱角色

　　He's a beloved character on the simpsons.

　　307

　　00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,990

　　我们开饭吧

　　我好上床睡觉

　　Let's just eat so I can get to bed.

　　308

　　00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:11,350

　　运气好的话 今晚我就会死于睡眠呼吸暂停

　　With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.

　　309

　　00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,850

　　你还记得

　　Did you remember to ask

　　310

　　00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,020

　　－西兰花要切丁

　　不要切丝

　　-是的

　　For the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? yes.

　　311

　　00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,590

　　即使菜单上强调是"切丝"

　　Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"?

　　312

　　00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,120

　　-是的

　　-黑米

　　不要白米饭

　　Yes. brown rice, not white?

　　313

　　00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,850

　　-是的

　　-你去韩国杂货铺

　　Yes. did you stop at the korean grocery

　　314

　　00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,490

　　-买了上等的芥末酱

　　-是的

　　And get the good hot mustard? yes.

　　315

　　00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:26,070

　　你从市场上买了低盐酱油吗

　　Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?

　　316

　　00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,550

　　-是的

　　-谢谢 -不用

　　-Yes.

　　-Thank you.-You are welcome

　　317

　　00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,220

　　你怎么去了那么久

　　What took you so long?

　　318

　　00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,320

　　就坐下吃吧

　　Just sit down and eat.

　　319

　　00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,790

　　好的

　　Fine.

　　320

　　00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,750

　　行了

　　是切丝的

　　你想要我怎么样

　　All right, it's shredded. what do you want me to do?

　　321

　　00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,520

　　我想让你拿餐之前检查一下

　　I want you to check before you accept the order.

　　322

　　00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,620

　　抱歉

　　Sorry.

　　323

　　00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:49,020

　　你是不是担心库萨帕里

　　Were you distracted by the possibility that koothrappali

　　324

　　00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,550

　　会和佩妮上床

　　所以才分神的

　　Might have intercourse with penny tonight?

　　325

　　00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:56,190

　　他不会和佩妮上床的

　　He's not going to have intercourse with