高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第1季》中英双译15素材

　　生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕15

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　　天才也性感 第一季 第15集

　　The Big Bang Theory S01E15

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　　另一方面呢

　　物理学家又开始担心

　　On the other hand, some physicists are concerned

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　　一旦超撞机真的实现

　　That if this supercollider actually works,

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　　它产生的黑洞会吞噬地球

　　It'll create a black hole and swallow up the earth,

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　　终结生命

　　Ending life as we know it.

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　　真是一群爱哭鬼

　　Pfft, what a bunch of crybabies.

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　　人有多大胆

　　地有多大产

　　No guts, no glory, man.

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　　嘿

　　看看这个

　　Hey, check it out.

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　　药学院要招志愿者

　　The school of pharmacology is looking for volunteers.

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　　"我们正在测试一种新药

　　专治社交焦虑症

　　"we are testing a new medication "for social anxiety, panic attacks,

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　　恐慌发作症

　　陌生环境恐怖症和强迫症"

　　Agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."

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　　他们为什么要在这招人?

　　Why would they be looking for test subjects here?

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　　我怎么知道

　　拉杰

　　I don't know, raj.

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　　没准是因为漫画书店没有布告栏

　　Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.

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　　在这干什么呢?

　　What's going on?

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　　嘘

　　嘘

　　谢尔顿办公室有个靓妹

　　Shh, shh, hot girl in sheldon's office.

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　　在谢尔顿的办公室?

　　Sheldon's office?

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　　她是不是走丢了?

　　Is she lost?

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　　我认为不是

　　I don't think so.

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　　我从停车场就开始跟着她了

　　I followed her here from the parking lot.

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　　可能她是他的律师

　　Maybe she's his lawyer.

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　　那她可以随时查看我的诉讼

　　Well, she's free to examine my briefs.

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　　-霍华德

　　-我知道

　　我很恶心

　　Howard. I know, I'm disgusting.

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　　我应该被惩罚...被她惩罚

　　I should be punished... by her.

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　　看

　　我还是这么恶心

　　Oh, look, I did it again.

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　　那样就差不多了

　　That should do it.

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　　麻烦你跑一趟

　　Thank you for coming by.

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　　你们好啊

　　Hello.

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　　嘿

　　老弟...

　　Oh, hey, buddy...

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　　"老弟..."?

　　"buddy..."?

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　　不好意思

　　我来迟了

　　Sorry I'm late.

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　　我正在攻关一个项目

　　可能要上一次航天飞机了

　　I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.

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　　为什么要说晚了呢?

　　How can you be late?

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　　我根本没想要你来

　　I wasn't expecting you at all.

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　　我总是神出鬼没

　　Nobody ever expects me.

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　　有时你只是看着看着就...

　　Sometimes you just look and...

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　　霍华德·沃尔维茨驾到

　　Bam! howard wolowitz.

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　　谢尔顿

　　能介绍一下吗?

　　Sheldon, are you gonna introduce us?

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　　可以

　　这是米茜

　　Oh, all right. uh, this is missy.

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　　米茜

　　这是莱纳德和拉杰

　　你已经见过霍华德了

　　Missy, this is leonard and rajesh, and you've already met howard.

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　　很高兴见到你们

　　It's nice to meet you.

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　　你也是

　　也

　　也是

　　You, too, as well, also.

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　　是

　　Yeah.

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　　你们两个是怎么认识的?

　　So, how do you two know each other?

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　　他的头可在我的胯下呆过9个月

　　Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.

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　　啊?

　　Excuse me?

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　　她是我的孪生妹妹

　　She's my twin sister.

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　　她以为自己很风趣

　　但说实话

　　我从来看不出

　　She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.

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　　这是因为你根本无法衡量什么是幽默

　　谢利(昵称)

　　That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, shelly.

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　　一个人要怎么衡量幽默?

　　How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?

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　　幽默测量器?

　　A humormometer?

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　　我觉得你非常得幽默

　　Well, I think you're delightfully droll.

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　　-当然

　　就像法语中

　　"你真有趣"

　　-看我记不记得住

　　Ooor, as the french say, tres drole. okay, so let me see if I got this.

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　　莱纳德

　　霍华德

　　还有...

　　Leonard, howard and...

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　　不好意思

　　你叫?

　　I'm sorry, what was your name again?

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　　拉杰

　　Rajesh.

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　　那么

　　米茜

　　你为什么从德州跑到这来?

　　So, missy, what brings you all the way from texas?

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　　是不是缘分?

　　我觉得是缘分

　　Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.

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　　我朋友明晚在迪斯尼结婚

　　My friend's s getting married at disneyland tomorrow night.

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　　缘分

　　名字就叫做阿纳海姆市(美国南加州)

　　Destiny, thy name is anaheim.

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　　destiny "缘分、命运"也作"目的地"解 阿纳海姆是迪斯尼乐园的所在地

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　　我还过来让谢利在父亲的地产文书上签个字

　　And I had to drop off some papers for shelly to sign for my dad's estate.

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　　文书可以邮寄的吧

　　The papers could've been mailed.

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　　妈让你来监视我

　　没错吧

　　Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?

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　　我想这就是为什么他们要管你叫天才了

　　I guess that's why they call you a genius.

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　　他们叫我天才是因为我确实是天才

　　They call me a genius because I'm a genius.

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　　告诉妈我目前165磅

　　Tell mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds

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　　还有我的胃肠蠕动正常

　　And that I'm having regular bowel movements.

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　　好好享受婚礼

　　拜拜

　　Enjoy the wedding. good-bye.

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　　婚礼不是明天吗

　　不如你今晚来我们这吧?

　　If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?

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　　我看行不通

　　Oh, I don't think so.

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　　谢利不喜欢别人缠着他

　　Shelly doesn't like company.

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　　即使是在他小时候

　　Even as a little boy,

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　　他也会在晚上把假想的朋友送回家

　　He'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

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　　他们不是朋友

　　They were not friends.

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　　他们是假想的同事

　　They were imaginary colleagues.

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　　你看

　　你都来了

　　Look, you're here.

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　　我们有很多房间的

　　We have plenty of room.

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　　不

　　我们没有

　　No, we don't.

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　　别这样

　　谢利

　　她是家人啊

　　Come on, shelly. she's family.

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　　那又怎么样

　　我都没有邀请你妈来

　　So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.

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　　能不用在高峰时段开去阿纳海姆也不错啊

　　Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to anaheim in rush hour.

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　　再也不要叫我谢利

　　And don't ever call me shelly.

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　　就这么定了

　　你住我们这儿

　　So it's settled. You'll stay with us.

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　　我带你去拿车

　　Yeah, I'll walk you to your car.

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　　你车停在3区

　　c层

　　没错吧

　　You're in structure 3, level c, right?

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　　这都是怎么一回事?

　　What just happened?

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　　反正

　　So anyway,

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　　我们8岁时

　　谢尔顿把我的

　　We're eight years old and sheldon converts my

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　　傻瓜式烤箱改装成了一种高能量熔炉

　　Easy bake oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.

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　　太经典了

　　Just classic.

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　　我要做家用集成电路

　　I needed a place to fire ceramic

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　　需要一个可以融化半导体陶瓷基底的地方

　　Semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.

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　　他当时想要造一个

　　He was trying to build some sort of

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　　武装机器人来把我赶出他的房间

　　Armed robot to keep me out of his room.

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　　要不是你一直闯进我的房间这也没必要

　　Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

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　　还有

　　我去做了些小的玉米蛋糕

　　Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you.

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　　突然哗的一下

　　There's a big flash.

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　　你醒来的时候眉毛就不见了

　　Next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.

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　　你的眉毛?

　　Not your eyebrows.

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　　是

　　Yep,

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　　然后我整个二年级都要

　　I had to go through the entire second

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　　顶着妈妈画的弯曲的假眉毛去上学

　　Grade with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.

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　　是这样吗?

　　Is that what that was?

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　　我还以为是二年级的课程

　　I just assumed that the second grade

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　　让你行为变得有些古怪

　　Curriculum had rendered you quizzical.

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　　莱纳德

　　你短裤忘在楼下的干衣机里了

　　Hey, leonard, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.

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　　那不是我的

　　Those are not mine.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　这里面有你名字的小标签啊

　　They have your little name label in them.

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　　对...不

　　我...

　　Yeah... no, I do... i...

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　　我是用这来磨光我捕鱼用的鱼叉器材的

　　I use those, uh, just to polish up my spearfishing equipment.

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　　我用鱼叉捕鱼的

　　I spearfish.

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　　我不去用石弓打猎时

　　我会去用鱼叉捕鱼

　　When I'm not crossbow hunting, I spearfish.

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　　佩妮

　　这是谢尔顿的孪生妹妹

　　米茜

　　Uh, penny, this is sheldon's twin sister, missy.

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　　-米茜

　　这是我们的邻居佩妮

　　-你们看起来长得不像啊

　　Missy, this is our neighbor penny. don't look that much alike.

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　　让我说声哈利路亚(赞美上帝)

　　Can I get a hallelujah?

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　　异卵双生的双胞胎来自于两个不同的卵子中

　　Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.

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　　他们不像一般的同胞手足那样

　　They are no more alike than any other siblings.

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　　哈利路亚!

　　Hallelujah!

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　　你们知道不

　　Hey, guess what.

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　　我已经被接受做为试验体了

　　I've been accepted as a test subject for a

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　　测试一种治疗病态羞怯症的神奇新药

　　New miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.

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　　那太好了

　　拉杰

　　Oh, good for you, raj.

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　　是

　　我有希望了

　　你好

　　米茜

　　Yes, I'm very hopeful. hello, missy.

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　　他们提到过可能会有副作用

　　They mentioned there may be side effects.

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　　米茜

　　你遇到过来自充满异域风情的印度次大陆的男人吗

　　So, missy, have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of india?

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　　有

　　我们教堂的帕特尔医生

　　Well, there's dr. patel at our church.

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　　没错

　　帕特尔

　　他人不错

　　Ah, yes, patel-- good man.

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　　你喜欢摩托车吗

　　Do you like motorcycles?

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　　我有一台哈雷摩托(俚语指小弟弟)

　　'cause I ride a hog.

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　　哈雷?

　　A hog?

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　　你那辆是两轮的踏板车

　　前面还装个小篮子的

　　You have a two-cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.

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　　你一样得带头盔吧

　　You still have to wear a helmet.

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　　你听说过伽摩经吗

　　Have you ever heard of the kama sutra?

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　　讲性爱的书

　　The sex book.

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　　是印度的性爱之书

　　The indian sex book.

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　　换句话说

　　如果你好奇是谁写了这本关于爱的书

　　In other words, if you "wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love,

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　　是我们印度人

　　" it was us.

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　　谢尔顿的妹妹挺漂亮啊

　　是吧

　　So, sheldon's sister is pretty cute, huh?

　　141

　　00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,270

　　我没有盯着她看

　　I wasn't staring.

　　142

　　00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,800

　　我没有说你在盯着她啊

　　我只是说她挺漂亮

　　I didn't say you were. I just said she was cute.

　　143

　　00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:35,440

　　可能吧

　　如果你喜欢这么高...

　　Oh, eh... maybe, if you like women who are tall...

　　144

　　00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,440

　　而且完美的

　　And perfect.

　　145

　　00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:43,460

　　谢尔顿

　　你怎么不理你妹妹啊

　　Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?

　　146

　　00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,850

　　我没有不理我妹妹

　　我是不理你们任何人

　　I'm not ignoring my sister. I'm ignoring all of you.

　　147

　　00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,170

　　这里有些小吃

　　I brought snacks!

　　148

　　00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:53,290

　　哈

　　腌黄瓜和..

　　Oh, my, gherkins and...

　　149

　　00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:55,110

　　洋葱酱

　　这个是洋葱酱

　　Onion dip. it's onion dip.

　　150

　　00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,750

　　我们不常招待人的

　　We don't entertain much.

　　151

　　00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:02,790

　　米茜

　　Missy.

　　152

　　00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,300

　　你喜欢穿睡衣吗

　　Do you enjoy pajamas?

　　153

　　00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:05,980

　　应该是吧

　　I guess.

　　154

　　00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:07,780

　　太好了

　　是我们印度人发明的睡衣

　　Yeah, we indians invented them.

　　155

　　00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,080

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　156

　　00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:14,400

　　那这么说

　　是我们犹太人发明了割礼

　　Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision.

　　157

　　00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,870

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　158

　　00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,490

　　米茜

　　我要去做指甲

　　Missy, I'm gonna go get my nails done.

　　159

　　00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,370

　　想一起去吗

　　Do you want to come?

　　160

　　00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,810

　　太好了

　　我去

　　谢谢你

　　God, yes. thanks.

　　161

　　00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,040

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　162

　　00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,940

　　-大伙再见

　　-再见

　　米茜

　　Bye, guys. bye, missy.

　　163

　　00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,170

　　-米茜

　　再见

　　-再见

　　莱纳德

　　Bye, missy, see you. good-bye, leonard.

　　164

　　00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:36,220

　　对...不...再见

　　佩妮

　　Oh, yeah, no, uh, bye, penny.

　　165

　　00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,670

　　听着

　　你们俩给我闪开

　　Okay, you two have to back off.

　　166

　　00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,190

　　我干吗要闪开

　　你闪开

　　伙计

　　Why should I back off? you back off, dude.

　　167

　　00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:44,260

　　不好意思

　　这是我的房子

　　她是我室友的妹妹

　　Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.

　　168

　　00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,770

　　那又怎么样

　　你已经有佩妮了

　　So what? you've already got penny!

　　169

　　00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,070

　　我怎么有佩妮了?

　　How do I have penny?

　　170

　　00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,460

　　我到底哪门子有佩妮了?

　　In what universe do I have penny?

　　171

　　00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:51,150

　　那我可以追她了?

　　So I can have penny?

　　172

　　00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,870

　　该死

　　不行!

　　Hell, no!

　　173

　　00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,290

　　抱歉

　　我能插两句吗

　　Excuse me. can I interject something?

　　174

　　00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,340

　　我正在线订一个披萨

　　I'm ordering pizza online.

　　175

　　00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,200

　　意大利辣香肠你们都吃吧?

　　Is everyone okay with pepperoni?

　　176

　　00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,940

　　谢尔顿

　　我能跟你单独谈一下吗

　　Sheldon, can I talk to you in private?

　　177

　　00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,310

　　行啊

　　I guess.

　　178

　　00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,160

　　别担心

　　我会点那种芝士少一点的

　　Don't worry. I was going to order you cheese-less.

　　179

　　00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,390

　　-谢谢你

　　-没事

　　Thank you. it's okay.

　　180

　　00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:13,060

　　不能吃乳糖不是什么丢脸的事

　　Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.

　　181

　　00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:16,730

　　我是梦幻印度情人

　　I'm a fancy indian man.

　　182

　　00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,210

　　我们发明了睡衣

　　We invented pajamas.

　　183

　　00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,480

　　看我

　　我没有包皮

　　Hey, look at me. I don't have a foreskin.

　　184

　　00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,230

　　谢尔顿...

　　Sheldon...

　　185

　　00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,450

　　你难道没意识到你妹妹魅不可挡吗

　　Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?

　　186

　　00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,660

　　她确实有着西方文化所青睐的

　　She certainly has the symmetry and low

　　187

　　00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,930

　　既匀称而又低脂肪的身段

　　Body fat that western culture deems desirable.

　　188

　　00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,640

　　这倒是值得注意的

　　在历史上

　　It's noteworthy, at other points in history,

　　189

　　00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,530

　　胖一些的女人象征着美丽

　　Heavier women were the standard for

　　190

　　00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,130

　　因为她们的腰身意味着富饶

　　Beauty because their girth suggested affluence.

　　191

　　00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,410

　　很令人着迷

　　但...

　　That's fascinating, but...

　　192

　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,750

　　我没有说令人着迷

　　我只是说值得注意

　　I didn't say it was fascinating. I said it was noteworthy.

　　193

　　00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,000

　　好吧

　　我注意到了

　　All right... noted.

　　194

　　00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:02,120

　　我的意思是

　　库萨帕里和沃尔维茨

　　But my point is that koothrappali and wolowitz,

　　195

　　00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,570

　　他们在泡你的妹妹啊

　　They're hitting on your sister.

　　196

　　00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,050

　　这简直...

　　Oh, it's...

　　197

　　00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,530

　　没事啊

　　Oh, okay.

　　198

　　00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:12,260

　　我不想评价你说话的修辞手法

　　You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style,

　　199

　　00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:14,080

　　但要是你能开门见山地说

　　But we'd be a lot further along in this

　　200

　　00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,270

　　我们可能已经谈得很深了

　　Conversation if you'd begun with that thought.

　　201

　　00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,630

　　-很好

　　-但是...

　　That's great, but my...

　　202

　　00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,840

　　我要说的是

　　我们拐了个不必要的弯

　　What I'm saying is that we took quite an Unnecessary detour

　　203

　　00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,510

　　因为现在我发现这才是你的论点

　　from what I now understand to be your thesis.

　　204

　　00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,640

　　又怎么了

　　Whatever.

　　205

　　00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,260

　　你不能干坐着啊

　　You have to do something about it.

　　206

　　00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,350

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　207

　　00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,110

　　因为她是你妹妹

　　Because she's your sister.

　　208

　　00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,500

　　我不明白

　　I don't understand.

　　209

　　00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,060

　　不错

　　我们共同在一个子宫里待过九个月

　　Yes, we shared a uterus for nine months,

　　210

　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,300

　　但此后我们就你走阳关道我走独木桥了

　　But since then we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.

　　211

　　00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:41,600

　　好吧

　　那这么想吧...

　　Okay, uh, consider this...

　　212

　　00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,100

　　你父亲去世之后

　　With your father gone,

　　213

　　00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:48,550

　　确保米茜能选择一位合适的伴侣就是你的责任了

　　It is your responsibility to make sure that missy chooses a suitable mate.

　　214

　　00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,900

　　我倒没想过这个

　　I hadn't considered that.

　　215

　　00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,730

　　我们确实有相同的DNA

　　We do share dna. uh-huh.

　　216

　　00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:57,190

　　所以有这种可能

　　尽管可能性不大

　　So there is the possibility, however remote,

　　217

　　00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,650

　　她的天赋可以创造另一个

　　That resting in her loins is the potential

　　218

　　00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:02,460

　　像我这样不平凡的人

　　For another individual as remarkable as myself.

　　219

　　00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,110

　　正是

　　Exactly.

　　220

　　00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,640

　　并且你有责任替你自己和你子孙保留

　　And you owe it to yourself and to posterity to protect

　　221

　　00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,320

　　你妹妹所传后代遗传基因的完整性

　　The genetic integrity of your sister's future offspring.

　　222

　　00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,060

　　你说的对

　　You're right.

　　223

　　00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,350

　　如果有人想接近米茜的输卵管

　　If someone wants to get at missy's fallopian tubes,

　　224

　　00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,830

　　他们必须通过我

　　They'll have to go through me.

　　225

　　00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,820

　　我是毁灭之神湿婆(印度三大神中司破坏之神)

　　I am shiva the destroyer!

　　226

　　00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,670

　　我会赢得这个女人

　　I will have the woman.

　　227

　　00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:38,680

　　警告你

　　我可是数学夏令营的柔道冠军

　　I'm warning you I was judo champion at math camp.

　　228

　　00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,200

　　好了

　　你们幼稚够了吧

　　All right, now that's enough juvenile squabbling.

　　229

　　00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,140

　　给我停下

　　You stop it.

　　230

　　00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,900

　　我说给我停下!

　　Stop it, I say!

　　231

　　00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,460

　　我现在就来处理这件事

　　I'm going to settle this right now.

　　232

　　00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,630

　　你们中的任何一个都配不上我妹妹

　　Neither of you are good enough for my sister.

　　233

　　00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,170

　　你是谁

　　凭什么你决定?

　　Who are you to decide that?

　　234

　　00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,850

　　他是这个家的男人

　　He's the man of his family.

　　235

　　00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,320

　　你们必须尊重他的意愿

　　You have to respect his wishes.

　　236

　　00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,530

　　-顺便说一句

　　你也出局了

　　-你说什么?

　　You're out, too, by the way. say what?

　　237

　　00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:57,880

　　我不是针对你

　　It's nothing personal.

　　238

　　00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,890

　　我只是更希望我将来的侄子或者侄女

　　I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew

　　239

　　00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,600

　　不要成为每次一吃冰激淋就觉得胀气的人

　　Didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

　　240

　　00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,340

　　你高兴个什么劲儿

　　What are you so happy about?

　　241

　　00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,520

　　我不是高兴

　　I'm not happy.

　　242

　　00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,910

　　药起作用了

　　我停不下来

　　It's the medication. I can't stop smiling.

　　243

　　00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,240

　　莱纳德让我意识到遗传基因的赌注有多大

　　That leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are,

　　244

　　00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,940

　　我们必须面对现实

　　We have to face the fact that none

　　245

　　00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,000

　　你们没有一个配得上我妹妹

　　Of you are suitable mates for my sister.

　　246

　　00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:28,840

　　等一下

　　Wait a minute.

　　247

　　00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,010

　　是莱纳德让你意识到的?

　　Leonard made you aware of that?

　　248

　　00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,320

　　我们都会犯错

　　换个话题吧

　　We all make mistakes. let's move on.

　　249

　　00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:38,050

　　插一句

　　不过我认为你错失了一个良机

　　Excuse me, but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.

　　250

　　00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:38,940

　　怎么说

　　How so?

　　251

　　00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:42,520

　　每个人都知道基因多样化能创造出了不起的后代

　　Everybody knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring.

　　252

　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,860

　　不如考虑在拿铁家族里 放点摩卡调和一下

　　Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?

　　253

　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,860

　　"摩卡"产于阿拉伯 "拿铁"谐音拉丁

　　254

　　00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,460

　　理论上

　　你说的没错

　　In principle, you have a point.

　　255

　　00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,730

　　但考虑到实际情况

　　But as a practical matter,

　　256

　　00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,020

　　允许我提醒你一下

　　你都需要实验性药品

　　Need I remind you that it takes experimental

　　257

　　00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,500

　　才能让你更容易开口跟异性说话

　　Pharmaceuticals to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex.

　　258

　　00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,180

　　我觉得你把太多的焦点放在药物上了

　　I think you're focusing entirely too much on the drugs.

　　259

　　00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,750

　　是不是因为我是个犹太人?

　　Is it 'cause I'm jewish?

　　260

　　00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,950

　　要知道为了和你妹妹在一起

　　我愿意用猪排杀了我的导师

　　'cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

　　261

　　00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,880

　　这和你的宗教信仰无关

　　This has nothing to do with religion.

　　262

　　00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,130

　　只是因为你还是个小男孩

　　This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny,

　　263

　　00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,190

　　一个仍和妈妈一起住的小男孩

　　Tiny man who still lives with his mother.

　　264

　　00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,510

　　谢尔顿

　　你真不讲道理

　　Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable.

　　265

　　00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,110

　　是吗

　　Am I?

　　266

　　00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:34,030

　　来

　　吃了这片芝士能不放屁

　　你就可以和我妹上床

　　Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

　　267

　　00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,980

　　噢

　　真的吗

　　Oh, really?

　　268

　　00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,430

　　靠

　　Oops.

　　269

　　00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,870

　　谢利

　　我可以和你说几句吗

　　Shelly, can I speak to you for a minute?

　　270

　　00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,200

　　私下里

　　Alone.

　　271

　　00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:50,420

　　为什么大家突然都想和我单独谈话

　　Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone?

　　272

　　00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,800

　　通常没有人喜欢和我单独相处的呀

　　Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

　　273

　　00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,950

　　我们都会犯错

　　换一个话题吧

　　We all make mistakes. let's move on.

　　274

　　00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:08,200

　　好吧

　　我不想过问你为何为了区区芝士把我推销出去

　　Okay, I'm not even going to ask why you're pimping me out for cheese.

　　275

　　00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,780

　　不过你何时开始关心我和谁上床了?

　　But since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?

　　276

　　00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,210

　　说实话

　　我从来没有考虑过

　　Well, truthfully, I've never given it any thought,

　　277

　　00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:18,900

　　不过我后来意识到

　　你身上带着潜在的DNA

　　But it has been pointed out to me that you carry dna of great potential.

　　278

　　00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,360

　　你在说些什么鬼话

　　What on earth are you talking about?

　　279

　　00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,410

　　让我解释一下

　　Let me explain.

　　280

　　00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:24,800

　　你知道的

　　我是个优秀的遗传变异产物

　　You see, I'm a superior genetic mutation, uh,

　　281

　　00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,500

　　对现有的次品来说存在一个显著提高

　　An improvement on the existing mediocre stock.

　　282

　　00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,800

　　你说的"次品"是什么意思?

　　And what do you mean, "mediocre stock"?

　　283

　　00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,130

　　就是指你

　　That would be you.

　　284

　　00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,790

　　不过在你身体里

　　有一个潜在的我

　　But residing within you, is the potential for another me.

　　285

　　00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,990

　　一个可能更高

　　更聪明

　　雀斑更少的

　　谢尔顿2.0

　　Perhaps even taller, smarter, and less prone to freckling, a sheldon 2.0,

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　　可以这么称呼

　　if you will.

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　　"谢尔顿2.0"?

　　"sheldon 2.0"?

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　　正是

　　Exactly.

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　　现在

　　Now,

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　　我不是说我要专横地决定你要和谁在一起

　　I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.

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　　如果你不被追求者吸引

　　If you're not attracted to the suitor,

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　　那怀孕的可能性就会减少

　　Then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.

　　293

　　00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,620

　　你开什么玩笑

　　You have got to be kidding me.

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　　完全没有

　　Not at all.

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　　频繁性交会大大增加受精几率

　　Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.

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　　好了

　　谢利

　　坐下

　　Okay, shelly, sit down.

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　　我花了一辈子时间去消化这一事实

　　我的双胞胎哥哥

　　Now I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin

　　298

　　00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:17,290

　　像妈妈所说

　　是个"上帝赐予的特别的小孩"

　　Brother is, as mom puts it, "one of god's special, little people."

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　　我一直认为我更像一只布谷鸟

　　I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.

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　　你知道的

　　You know,

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　　一种把蛋放在普通鸟巢里的了不起的生物

　　A superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.

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　　当然

　　先孵化出的布谷鸟会吃掉所有的食物

　　Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food,

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　　留下其他普通的兄弟姐妹们饿死

　　Leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death.

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　　你很幸运

　　这就是我使用这比喻想要说的

　　Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.

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　　我还以为你是想说"布谷"

　　I thought it ended at "cuckoo."

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　　你听好

　　You listen to me.