高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第1季》中英双译14素材

　　生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕14

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　　这三明治真是个彻底的失败品

　　This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster.

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　　我点的是火鸡和烤牛肉

　　I asked for turkey and roast beef

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　　全麦上放生菜和芝士

　　With lettuce and swiss on whole wheat.

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　　那他们给你的什么?

　　What did they give you?

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　　火鸡和烤牛肉

　　Turkey and roast beef

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　　全麦上放的芝士和生菜

　　With swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.

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　　东西确实一样

　　但是顺序不对啊

　　It's the right ingredients, but in the wrong order.

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　　一个合格的三明治

　　In a proper sandwich,

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　　它的芝士要紧贴着面包

　　The cheese is adjacent to the bread

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　　这样会提供给生菜一个有水分的屏障

　　To create a moisture barrier against the lettuce.

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　　他们可能带着这玩意过了一趟洗车房

　　They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.

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　　不太可能吧

　　I don't believe it.

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　　我知道

　　这是很基本的烹饪知识

　　I know. it's basic culinary science.

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　　有人拍卖了一个原版电影里用过的时间机器道具

　　Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop

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　　但竟然没人竞拍

　　From the original film, and no one is bidding on it.

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　　电影"时间机器"里的时间机器?

　　A time machine from the movie the time machine?

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　　不

　　是"苏菲的选择"里的时间机器

　　No. a time machine from sophie's choice.

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　　厉害

　　苏菲在电影里是用过一个时间机器

　　Boy, sophie could have used a time machine in that movie.

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　　你见过吗?

　　挺刚猛啊

　　Did you see it? it's rough.

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　　酷毙了

　　Oh, that's cool.

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　　只要800美金?

　　It's only $800?

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　　没错

　　那是我出的价钱

　　Yeah. and that's my bid.

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　　你出价800美元?

　　You bid $800?

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　　我没多想一时定下的嘛

　　It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

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　　我想它怎么都会飙到上千的

　　I figured it would go for thousands,

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　　我只是想参与一下而已

　　And I just wanted to be a part of it.

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　　拍卖还剩30秒就结束了

　　There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.

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　　你有800美金吗?

　　Do you have $800?

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　　撼动不了这台小型时间机器

　　Not to blow on a miniature time machine.

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　　别担心

　　一般大家都是

　　Well, don't worry. the way these things work

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　　等到最后一秒钟

　　Is people wait until the last second to bid,

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　　然后突然杀进来把它拍走

　　这就叫淘宝

　　And then they swoop in and get it. it's called sniping.

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　　15秒

　　15 seconds.

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　　快点啊

　　淘宝人

　　Come on, snipers.

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　　10

　　9

　　8...

　　Ten, nine, eight...

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　　你的淘宝人呢?

　　Where are your snipers?

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　　5

　　淘啊

　　Five... snipe.

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　　4

　　淘啊

　　Four... snipe.

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　　3

　　淘啊

　　Three... snipe!

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　　2

　　淘啊

　　Two... snipe!

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　　1

　　One...

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　　祝贺你

　　Congratulations!

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　　你光荣地成为这台小型时间机器的主人了

　　You are the proud owner of a miniature time machine!

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　　你个幸运的家伙

　　You lucky duck.

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　　我想不通怎么没人竞拍了

　　I wonder why no one else bid.

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　　这是部经典高科技电影里很有纪念意义的东西啊

　　This is a classic piece of sci-fi movie memorabilia.

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　　我知道

　　可我仍然没钱买它

　　Yeah, I know! I still can't afford it.

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　　要不我们一起凑钱吧?

　　Why don't we share it?

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　　我们每人出200

　　We'll each put in 200 bucks, and we'll

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　　然后我们轮流把它放家里

　　Take turns having it in our house.

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　　一个时间共享的时间机器

　　A time-share time machine.

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　　我同意

　　谢尔顿?

　　I'm in. sheldon?

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　　还用你问吗?

　　Need you ask?

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　　可我还是不明白怎么就没人出价

　　I still don't understand why no one else bid.

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　　我明白为什么没人出价了

　　I understand why no one else bid.

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　　那单子上确实有写是小型的吗?

　　Did the listing actually say "miniature"?

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　　我也在想

　　I just assumed.

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　　谁会800块就卖一个完整尺寸的时间机器啊?

　　Who sells a full-size time machine for $800?

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　　某人肯定处于两块韦恩集合图的交集

　　In a venn diagram, that would be an individual located

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　　一张集合图写着"不再需要时间机器"

　　Within the intersection of the sets "no longer want my time machine"

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　　另一张写着"急需800块"

　　And "need $800."

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　　这个价钱的确非常低了

　　It's actually a tremendous bargain.

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　　就算加上运费

　　Even with shipping, it works out

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　　算下来平均每磅不到4美金呢

　　To less than four dollars a pound.

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　　调味酱稣虾是12块5

　　Cocktail shrimp are $12.50.

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　　我们怎么把这玩意弄上楼?

　　How are we going to get it upstairs?

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　　如果把这个盘子取下来

　　If we take the dish off,

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　　应该能放进电梯里

　　It might fit in the elevator.

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　　对

　　可是电梯都坏了2年了

　　Yes, but the elevator has been broken for two years.

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　　我曾经想问过你

　　I've been meaning to ask you.

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　　你说我们是不是该打个电话呢

　　Do you think we should make a call about that?

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　　没必要

　　Not necessary.

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　　我是工程学硕士

　　I have a master's in engineering.

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　　我闭眼都能远程修复卫星

　　I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis.

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　　我还能检修航天飞机载弹头

　　I troubleshoot space shuttle payloads.

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　　当火星探测器开始向左行驶时

　　When the mars rover started pulling to the left, I performed

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　　我在6200万英里以外进行用户接口联合

　　A front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.

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　　不

　　这宝贝已经坏了

　　No. that baby's broken.

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　　加油啊

　　伙计们

　　用力推!

　　Come on, guys! push!

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　　如果我再用力

　　If I push any harder,

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　　就快把结肠给"分娩"出来了

　　I'm going to give birth to my colon.

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　　我手指都快没知觉了

　　快点!

　　I can't feel my fingers. hurry up!

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　　不管多快

　　It's the same amount of work

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　　工作量都是一样的

　　No matter how fast you go.

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　　基本的物理原理

　　Basic physics.

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　　-谢尔顿?

　　-干嘛?

　　Sheldon? yeah?

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　　如果我的手指以后还能用

　　If my fingers ever work again,

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　　我想我的中指以后有活干了

　　I've got a job for the middle one.

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　　好

　　各位

　　Oh. hey, guys.

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　　你好

　　佩妮

　　Oh. hi, penny.

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　　休息一会吧

　　Take a break, guys.

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　　你们在干什么

　　What are you doing?

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　　我们在...搬点东西上来

　　We're just, you know, moving something upstairs.

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　　什么东西

　　What is it?

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　　就是个...时间机器

　　Just... you know. time machine.

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　　好的

　　不错

　　但我要赶去工作了

　　所以...

　　Yeah. okay. neat. but I really got to get to work.

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　　-再给我们几分钟

　　-我等不了几分钟

　　Just give us a few minutes. I don't have a few minutes.

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　　我已经晚了

　　I'm running really late.

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　　我有个简单的办法

　　Then, I have a simple solution.

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　　去到楼顶

　　跳到另一栋楼顶上

　　Go up to the roof. hop over to the next building.

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　　中间离得不远

　　There's a small gap--

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　　如果你容易晕就别往下看

　　Don't look down if you're subject to vertigo--

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　　然后走他们的楼梯井

　　And use their stairwell.

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　　你逗我玩呢

　　是吧?

　　You're joking, right?

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　　跟头晕有关的东西我从不开玩笑

　　Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

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　　该死

　　好吧

　　我去房顶看看

　　Damn. okay, I'll just take the roof.

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　　如果你能等我们把时间机器都弄好了

　　Hey, if you wait for us to set up the time machine,

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　　我可以把你送回到昨天上班时

　　I can drop you off at work yesterday.

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　　时光旅行

　　开个玩笑...别介意

　　Time travel joke. it's not... never mind.

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　　从它的用途来看

　　我觉得还是挺好笑的

　　For what it's worth, I thought it was humorous.

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　　还是接着搬吧

　　Let's just do this.

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　　兄弟们准备好推了没?

　　You guys ready to push?

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　　马上

　　In a minute.

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　　霍华德到外面去吐了

　　Howard stepped outside to throw up.

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　　我不懂你到底在担心什么

　　I don't know what you were worried about.

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　　我觉得他放在房间里肯定能行

　　I think it really works in the room.

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　　是啊

　　Yeah.

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　　这绝对是我拥有过的

　　It is by far the coolest thing

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　　最酷的东西

　　I have ever owned.

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　　那个载着演员罗德·泰勒

　　The exact time machine that carried actor rod taylor

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　　从维多利亚时代的英格兰

　　From victorian england

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　　到临近未来世界末日的时间机器

　　Into the post-apocalyptic future,

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　　那个社会分裂成两个派系

　　Where society had splintered into the two factions

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　　居住在地下的"莫洛克"

　　The subterranean morlocks, who survived by feasting

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　　他们靠吃住在地表的"埃洛依"维生

　　On the flesh of the gentle surface-dwelling eloi.

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　　真是性感的万人迷啊

　　Talk about your chick magnets.

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　　是

　　没错

　　Oh, yeah.

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　　那个住我旁隔壁的家伙总是

　　The guy who lives next to me is always like,

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　　"我的阳台上有个水流按摩浴缸

　　"i have a jacuzzi on my balcony.

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　　我的阳台上有个水流按摩浴缸"

　　I have a jacuzzi on my balcony."

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　　可等着看我告诉他

　　But wait until I tell him,

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　　"我的阳台上有一台时间机器

　　"i've got a time machine on my balcony.

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　　把泳裤裹裹紧吧

　　按摩浴缸"

　　Stuff that in your speedo, jacuzzi bob."

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　　先生们

　　我知道我们说好是轮流拥有它

　　Gentlemen, I know we said we'd take turns,

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　　但我想你们会认同说

　　But I think you'll agree

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　　实际上就意味着它是留在这儿的

　　That practicality dictates it remain here.

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　　你不能就这么独吞了

　　You can't just keep it here.

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　　假如我碰到个小妞然后跟她说

　　What if I meet a girl and say,

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　　"你想上去看看我的时间机器吗

　　"you want to come up and see my time machine?

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　　它在我朋友家里"

　　It's at my friends' house."

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　　多丢人啊!

　　How lame is that?

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　　-他说的对

　　-好吧

　　He's got a point. all right,

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　　我觉得我们该订些基本原则

　　I think we're going to need some ground rules; in addition

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　　除了"进时间机器禁止穿鞋"

　　To the expected "no shoes in the time machine,"

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　　以及"时间机器内禁止饮食"

　　And "no eating in the time machine,"

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　　我还建议"进时间机器

　　I propose we add "pants must be worn

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　　必须要穿裤子'

　　At all times in the time machine."

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　　赞成!

　　Seconded.

　　149

　　00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,530

　　我还准备在里面放条毛巾呢

　　I was going to put down a towel.

　　150

　　00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,200

　　我还是希望它能放在我的阳台上

　　I still want it on my balcony.

　　151

　　00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,630

　　我说我们就两月轮一次(或一月轮两次)吧

　　I say we move it on a bi-monthly basis.

　　152

　　00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:43,800

　　是啊

　　听上去挺公平

　　Yeah, that sounds fair.

　　153

　　00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,770

　　等等

　　两月轮一次很模棱两可啊

　　Hold on, bi-monthly is an ambiguous term.

　　154

　　00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,770

　　意思是每两月搬一次还是每个月搬两次?

　　Do you mean move it every other month or twice a month?

　　155

　　00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,170

　　-一月两次

　　-那就不行

　　Twice a month. then no.

　　156

　　00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:50,670

　　那好

　　两月一次

　　Okay, every other month.

　　157

　　00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:51,870

　　还是不行

　　No.

　　158

　　00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,630

　　谢尔顿

　　你不能这么自私!

　　Sheldon, you can't be selfish.

　　159

　　00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:57,130

　　我们都付了钱

　　所以它是大家的

　　We all paid for it, so it belongs to all of us.

　　160

　　00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,130

　　现在快让开

　　别挡着我进我的时间机器

　　Now get out of the way so I can sit in my time machine.

　　161

　　00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:14,000

　　好的

　　我设置时间到1876年3月10日

　　Okay, I am setting the dials for march 10, 1876.

　　162

　　00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,800

　　好主意

　　亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔

　　Good choice, alexander graham bell

　　163

　　00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,900

　　发明了电话并打给了沃森博士

　　Invents the telephone and calls out for dr. watson.

　　164

　　00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,870

　　等等

　　我也想看看这个场面

　　Wait a minute. I'd want to see that, too.

　　165

　　00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,400

　　轮到你的时候

　　随你想干嘛

　　So when it's your turn, you can.

　　166

　　00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,300

　　不过如果我们都去同一个时间点

　　But if we all go back to the same point in time,

　　167

　　00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,270

　　贝尔的实验室就太挤了

　　Bell's lab is going to get very crowded.

　　168

　　00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,400

　　他就会知道有大事发生了

　　He'll know something's up.

　　169

　　00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,530

　　而且时间机器不会进行空间上的位移

　　Also since the time machine doesn't move in space,

　　170

　　00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:32,070

　　所以你会"降临"在1876年的帕萨迪纳

　　You'll end up in 1876 pasadena.

　　171

　　00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,000

　　即使你降临在了波士顿

　　你又能干嘛呢

　　And even if you can make it to boston, what are you going to do?

　　172

　　00:07: 34,220 --> 00:07:35,170

　　敲贝尔的门跟贝尔夫人说

　　Knock on the door and say to mrs. bell,

　　173

　　00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,800

　　"嘿

　　贝尔夫人

　　我是你老公的疯狂粉丝

　　"hey, mrs. bell. big fan of your husband.

　　174

　　00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,570

　　我能进来参观他发明电话吗?"

　　Can I come in and watch him invent the telephone?"

　　175

　　00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:40,730

　　贝尔夫人是个聋子

　　Mrs. bell was deaf.

　　176

　　00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,070

　　她甚至不会听到你敲门

　　She's not even going to hear you knock.

　　177

　　00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,900

　　我有个办法

　　I have a solution.

　　178

　　00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,170

　　首先去到未来弄一个隐身装置

　　First, go into the future and obtain a cloaking device.

　　179

　　00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,200

　　多远的未来?

　　Ooh, how far into the future?

　　180

　　00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,370

　　如果我没记错的话

　　If I remember correctly,

　　181

　　00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,230

　　柯克舰长会在星际纪年5027.3

　　Captain kirk will steal a cloaking device

　　182

　　00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:55,230

　　从罗姆兰偷走一个隐身装置(出自"星际迷航"系列)

　　From the romulans on stardate 5027.3,

　　183

　　00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:58,700

　　之后被'先锋联盟舰队'于2328年1月10日所截获

　　Which would be january 10, 2328 by pre-federation reckoning.

　　184

　　00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:05,300

　　好吧

　　那我把时间设到2328年1月10日

　　Okay, I am setting the dials for january 10, 2328.

　　185

　　00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,800

　　向未来

　　出发

　　Here we go into the future.

　　186

　　00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,300

　　真有意思

　　That was fun.

　　187

　　00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,830

　　轮到我了

　　My turn!

　　188

　　00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,000

　　首先

　　Okay, first of all,

　　189

　　00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,500

　　那段你声称仅三英尺宽的距离

　　What you call a gap was nearly three feet wide.

　　190

　　00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,330

　　-让我滑倒摔伤了我的膝盖

　　-你还好吧?

　　I slipped and skinned my knee. are you okay?

　　191

　　00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,370

　　其次

　　那扇通往旁边那幢楼的

　　Second of all, the door to the stairwell

　　192

　　00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:44,630

　　楼梯井门是锁着的

　　Of the other building was locked,

　　193

　　00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,100

　　所以我不得不从防火梯下楼

　　So I had to go down the fire escape,

　　194

　　00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,230

　　可那只是到三楼的

　　Which ends on the third floor,

　　195

　　00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:48,870

　　逼我只能从一个"可爱"的亚美尼亚家庭

　　Forcing me to crawl through the window

　　196

　　00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,530

　　的窗户爬了进去

　　Of a lovely armenian family

　　197

　　00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,900

　　他们还强留了我吃午饭

　　Who insisted I stay for lunch.

　　198

　　00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,800

　　听起来还不坏嘛

　　That doesn't sound too bad.

　　199

　　00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,500

　　那是整整八斤羔羊肉

　　It was eight courses of lamb,

　　200

　　00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,230

　　他们还试图撮合我和他们的儿子

　　And they tried to fix me up with their son.

　　201

　　00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,970

　　-对不起

　　-还没完呢

　　I'm sorry. not done.

　　202

　　00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,400

　　等我终于好不容易

　　By the time I finally

　　203

　　00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,800

　　赶到那里上班

　　他们已经把我的班给换了

　　Got to work, they'd given my shift away.

　　204

　　00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,000

　　是啊

　　没错

　　Yeah, that's right.

　　205

　　00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:08,300

　　我损失了一整天的工资

　　就因为这个

　　I lost an entire day's pay thanks to this.

　　206

　　00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,170

　　-这个...

　　-时间机器

　　This... time machine.

　　207

　　00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,600

　　灯会一闪一闪

　　托盘还会转

　　你想不想试试?

　　The lights flash and the dish spins. you want to try it?

　　208

　　00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:16,970

　　才不!

　　No!

　　209

　　00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,870

　　我才不想试试!

　　I don't want to try it!

　　210

　　00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,530

　　天哪

　　你们都已经是成年人了!

　　My god, you are grown men!

　　211

　　00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,270

　　你们怎么能浪费生命

　　How can you waste your lives with these

　　212

　　00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,100

　　整天弄这些蠢玩具和傻戏服

　　Stupid toys and costumes

　　213

　　00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,100

　　还有漫画书还有...那个?!

　　And comic books and... and now that?!

　　214

　　00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,900

　　-那个...

　　-再次提醒

　　时间机器

　　That... again. time machine.

　　215

　　00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,900

　　拜托

　　那才不是什么时间机器

　　Oh, please, it's not a time machine.

　　216

　　00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,100

　　这顶多就是看上去像艾尔顿·约翰

　　If anything, it looks like something

　　217

　　00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,530

　　驶过大沼泽地的代步工具

　　Elton john would drive through the everglades.

　　218

　　00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,330

　　这个只能在时间上移动

　　It only moves in time.

　　219

　　00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:48,730

　　这个在沼泽地里会比无用更无用

　　It would be worse than useless in a swamp.

　　220

　　00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:55,330

　　可悲!

　　你们这群人!

　　Pathetic! all of you!

　　221

　　00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:57,400

　　可悲到了极点!

　　Completely pathetic!

　　222

　　00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:03,770

　　该我了

　　My turn.

　　223

　　00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,730

　　莱纳德

　　现在可是凌晨2点

　　Leonard, it's 2:00 in the morning.

　　224

　　00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,270

　　怎么了

　　So?

　　225

　　00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,630

　　该我了

　　So it's my turn.

　　226

　　00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,770

　　你为什么把时间设在前天?

　　Why did you set it for the day before yesterday?

　　227

　　00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,770

　　因为我想回到那天

　　Because I want to go back and keep myself

　　228

　　00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,300

　　阻止自己买时间机器

　　From getting a time machine.

　　229

　　00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,100

　　这做不到

　　如果你想在过去

　　You can't. if you were to prevent yourself

　　230

　　00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,330

　　阻止自己买时间机器

　　From buying it in the past,

　　231

　　00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,200

　　你就不可能现在拥有一台时间机器

　　You would not have it available in the present

　　232

　　00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,430

　　然后利用它回到过去

　　To travel back and stop yourself

　　233

　　00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,600

　　阻止自己买它

　　所以你仍然会拥有它

　　From buying it. ergo, you would still have it.

　　234

　　00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,830

　　这是典型的时间旅行低级错误

　　This is a classic rookie time-travel mistake.

　　235

　　00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:52,570

　　我可以回到过去让你闭嘴吗?

　　Can I go back and prevent you from explaining that to me?

　　236

　　00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,100

　　同样的低级错误

　　Same paradox.

　　237

　　00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,730

　　如果你想回到过去

　　If you were to travel back in time

　　238

　　00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:57,130

　　比如说

　　把我打晕

　　And, say, knock me unconscious,

　　239

　　00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,600

　　那就不会有现在的对话

　　You would not then have the conversation

　　240

　　00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,070

　　来把你激怒

　　让你想回到过去

　　That irritated you, motivating you

　　241

　　00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,400

　　并且把我打晕

　　To go back and knock me unconscious.

　　242

　　00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:06,130

　　如果我现在想把你打晕呢?

　　What if I knocked you unconscious right now?

　　243

　　00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,800

　　那也改变不了过去

　　It won't change the past.

　　244

　　00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,600

　　不过会让我现在好受很多

　　But it'd make the present so much nicer.

　　245

　　00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,100

　　你有什么事心烦吗

　　Are you upset about something?

　　246

　　00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,130

　　你从哪看出来的

　　What was your first clue?

　　247

　　00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,770

　　有很多地方

　　Well, it was a number of things.

　　248

　　00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,100

　　首先

　　你睡得很晚

　　First, the late hour.

　　249

　　00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,430

　　其次

　　你的言行似乎没有活力

　　Then your demeanor seems very low-energy,

　　250

　　00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,230

　　再加上你很易怒

　　Plus your irritability.

　　251

　　00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,230

　　是的

　　我很心烦!

　　Yes, I'm upset!

　　252

　　00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,230

　　我一般可不大了解这些的

　　I don't usually pick up on those things.

　　253

　　00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,460

　　我不赖啊

　　Good for me.

　　254

　　00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,830

　　是啊

　　你不赖

　　Yeah, good for you.

　　255

　　00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,090

　　等等

　　Oh, wait.

　　256

　　00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:42,290

　　你想聊聊为什么事心烦吗?

　　Did you want to talk about what's bothering you?

　　257

　　00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:44,560

　　不知道

　　可以吧

　　I don't know. maybe.

　　258

　　00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,360

　　哇

　　我今晚真是太强了

　　Wow. I'm on fire tonight.

　　259

　　00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,160

　　...是这样

　　Uh... here's the thing.

　　260

　　00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:57,660

　　像佩妮这样的女孩是不会和玩时间机器的人在一起的

　　Girls like penny never end up with guys who own time machines.

　　261

　　00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,530

　　我不同意

　　I disagree.

　　262

　　00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,860

　　你追求佩妮失败的经历

　　Your inability to successfully woo penny

　　263

　　00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,160

　　是要远远早于得到时间机器的日期的

　　Long predates your acquisition of the time machine.

　　264

　　00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,830

　　这个失败是显而易见的

　　That failure clearly stands on its own.

　　265

　　00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,030

　　多谢指出

　　Thanks for pointing it out.

　　266

　　00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,060

　　此外

　　你的前提是有瑕疵的

　　In addition, your premise is flawed.

　　267

　　00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,990

　　在原版电影中

　　罗德·泰勒就是用时间机器

　　In the original film, rod taylor got yvette mimieux

　　268

　　00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:18,590

　　得到了伊薇特·米米亚克斯(电影女主角)

　　With that very time machine.

　　269

　　00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,390

　　回到未来

　　马帝·麦克佛莱得到了机会

　　In back to the future, marty mcfly got the opportunity

　　270

　　00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,930

　　和他魅力十足的年轻妈妈鬼混

　　To hook up with his extremely attractive young mother.

　　271

　　00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,860

　　那些都是电影

　　Those are movies.

　　272

　　00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,360

　　当然都是电影

　　Of course they're movies.

　　273

　　00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,430

　　你难道指望我举出个现实版

　　Were you expecting me to come up with an example

　　274

　　00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,290

　　时间机器的例子吗?

　　Involving a real-life time machine?

　　275

　　00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,060

　　荒谬

　　That's absurd.

　　276

　　00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:40,890

　　加油啊

　　伙计们

　　用力推!

　　Come on, guys, push!

　　277

　　00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,590

　　如果我再用力

　　If I push any harder,

　　278

　　00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,560

　　就快把结肠给"分娩"出来了

　　I'm going to give birth to my colon.

　　279

　　00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,160

　　好

　　各位

　　Oh, hey, guys.

　　280

　　00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,160

　　你好

　　佩妮

　　Oh. hi, penny.

　　281

　　00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,490

　　休息一会吧

　　Take a break, guys!

　　282

　　00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,190

　　你们在干什么

　　What are you doing?

　　283

　　00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:59,030

　　你知道

　　就是搬搬时间机器

　　Oh, you know, just moving a time machine.

　　284

　　00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,860

　　好的

　　不错

　　但我要赶去工作了

　　所以...

　　Yeah. okay, neat, but I really gotta get to work, so...

　　285

　　00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,590

　　没问题

　　No problem.

　　286

　　00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:10,890

　　坚持一下

　　Hang on.

　　287

　　00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,530

　　但是...你的时间机器怎么办

　　But... what about your time machine?

　　288

　　00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,930

　　有些事情比玩具更重要

　　Some things are more important than toys.

　　289

　　00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,390

　　我好害怕

　　I'm scared.

　　290

　　00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:30,060

　　不要害怕

　　宝贝

　　有我在

　　Don't worry, baby. I've got you.

　　291

　　00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,260

　　哦

　　莱纳德

　　Oh, leonard.

　　292

　　00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,430

　　仍旧该我了

　　It's still my turn.

　　293

　　00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,110

　　你干什么

　　What are you doing?

　　294

　　00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,480

　　把我收集的所有东西打包

　　I'm packing up all my collectibles

　　295

　　00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:05,880

　　然后带下去卖给漫画书店

　　And taking them down to the comic book store to sell.

　　296

　　00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:08,280

　　真的有必要吗

　　Was that really necessary?

　　297

　　00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,410

　　如果需要钱

　　你随时可以卖血啊

　　If you need money, you can always sell blood.

　　298

　　00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,610

　　还有精液

　　And semen.

　　299

　　00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,580

　　这和钱无关

　　This is not about money.

　　300

　　00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,740

　　我们带了吃的

　　We brought food!

　　301

　　00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,940

　　熏鲑鱼和硬面包圈

　　时间旅人的早餐

　　Lox and bagels, the breakfast of time-travelers.

　　302

　　00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,210

　　棒极了

　　Terrific.

　　303

　　00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,780

　　有人想要买我时间机器里的股份吗

　　Does anyone want to buy my share of the time machine?

　　304

　　00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:25,510

　　怎么

　　Why?

　　305

　　00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:26,910

　　我不想再要了

　　I don't want it anymore.

　　306

　　00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:27,910

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　307

　　00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,510

　　...私人原因

　　Just... personal reasons.

　　308

　　00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,450

　　我蜘蛛侠一般的嗅觉告诉我

　　My spidey sense tells me

　　309

　　00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,710

　　这和佩妮有关

　　This has something to do with penny.

　　310

　　00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:34,110

　　听着

　　Look,

　　311

　　00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,410

　　-你们到底想不想要买股份?

　　-我给你

　　Do you want to buy me out or not? I'll give you

　　312

　　00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,040

　　100美元

　　这样我就是半个拥有者了

　　A hundred dollars, which will make me half-owner

　　313

　　00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,340

　　然后我们把它放到我的阳台上去

　　And we'll put it on my balcony.

　　314

　　00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,640

　　去你的阳台

　　Screw his balcony.

　　315

　　00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,440

　　我给你120美元

　　我要放到我的车库

　　I'll give you $120 and we'll put it in my garage.

　　316

　　00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,440

　　我的股份当时是200美金

　　I paid $200 for my share.

　　317

　　00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,680

　　小子

　　大家都知道

　　Dude, everybody knows

　　318

　　00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,110

　　时间机器会因为转让

　　A time machine loses half its value

　　319

　　00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,610

　　而贬低一半的价值

　　The minute you drive it off the lot.

　　320

　　00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,780

　　我付200

　　I'll go for $200.

　　321

　　00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,41