[al:新概念英语（二）] [ar:MP3 同步字幕版（美音）] [ti:Do You Call That a Hat?] [by:更多学习内容，请到查字典英语网yingyu.chazidian.com搜索“新概念”] [00:11.52]What kind of shopping does the writer enjoy, do you think? [00:17.83]'Do you call that a hat?' I said to my wife. [00:22.99]'You needn't be so rude about it,' [00:26.28]my wife answered as she looked at herself in the mirror. [00:31.68]I sat down on one of those modern chairs with holes in it and waited. [00:37.94]We had been in the hat shop for half an hour and my wife was still in front of the mirror. [00:45.50]'We mustn't buy things we don't need,' I remarked suddenly. [00:51.39]I regretted saying it almost at once. [00:55.47]'You needn't have said that,' my wife answered. [00:59.98]'I needn't remind you of that terrible tie you bought yesterday.' [01:05.85]'I find it beautiful,' I said. 'A man can never have too many ties.' [01:13.40]'And a woman can't have too many hats,' she answered. [01:19.07]Ten minutes later we walked out of the shop together. [01:23.84]My wife was wearing a hat that looked like a lighthouse!