我有一个风趣幽默的妈妈。正因为如此,我的性格也很开朗,谁叫妈妈给了我那么多的幽默细胞。
我的妈妈有1.68米,秀长的身材,因为生了我,肚子有点大。爸爸有时笑话她,她却一点不生气。她说:像一只小熊猫一样。不是很好嘛!。我妈妈从没用过一丁点儿化妆品,有时还用我的强生婴儿润肤露,我问她,她总是说:你看妈妈皮肤多好,因为我是小宝贝!。
我妈就这样,更可笑的是3年前。来自作文范文网 Www.zuoWeno.Cn
那天,我骑着童车与妈妈去街心花园散步。忽然,妈妈想起有人叫她去谈天。于是,妈妈马上把我送回家,蹬着小车去了。那动作一摇一摆,灵活自如。听妈妈讲,那天大街上的人都朝她看,边看边笑。弄得妈妈很不好意思。
有一次,家里的窗帘钩子掉了几个,拉不开了。爸爸爱自己弄,结果一天之内没修好,所以很生气。妈妈想逗爸爸笑,于是躲藏在窗帘后吱啦一声,拉开窗帘,微笑着上前一步,随手举起一根木条当作话筒,唱起了歌,声情并茂地唱完后,她挥着手说:再见,我忠实的歌迷们!我和爸爸卟噗地笑了一下,越笑越开心,笑成了哈哈哇哈哈!。怎么搞的,爸爸也笑了?原来妈妈的一首歌,竟把窗帘拉开了。所以呢,爸爸笑着又开始装窗帘钩。
嘿!妈妈你真行。你是我们的开心果,一颗永远开心的开心果一个永远的开心妈妈!妈妈,我爱你。
I have a charming humorous mother. Because of this, my disposition is also very open and bright, who was called mother to I that many humorous cells.
My mother has 1.68 meters, Xius long stature, because has lived me, the belly is a little big. Sometimes daddy laughs at her, her actually spot is not angry. She said: looks like a lesser panda to be the same. It is not very good!. Sometimes my mother from the useless a wee bit cosmetics, also has used me Johnson the baby Run skin dew, I asked her, she always said: you looked that mother the skin is good, because I am the small treasure!.
My mother like this, what is more laughable is 3 years ago ....... That day, I am riding the baby carriage and mother go to the garden to take a walk. Suddenly, mother remembers some people to be called her to chat. Therefore, mother delivered immediately me goes home, to mount the car to go. As soon as that movement swings a pendulum, nimble freely. Listens to mother saying that that day on the avenue people face her to look, looked while smiles. Made that mother is very embarrassed.
Once, in familys window blind clasp has fallen several, could not pull open. Daddy likes himself making, within result one day has not fixed, therefore is angry very much. Mother wants to tease daddy to smile, therefore hides after the window blind squeek, pulls open the window blind, smiles is going forward one step, recommends a wooden staff to treat as the microphone conveniently, sang, after singing in good voice and with feeling sings, she wields begins saying:goodbye, my faithful singer fans!I and daddy bu puff have smiled, more smiled is happier, smiles ha ......Ha ha!. How to do, daddy also smiled? Originally a mothers song, pulled open unexpectedly the window blind. Therefore, daddy smiles is starting to install the window blind hook.
Hey! Mother you are really good. You are we the pistachio nut, forever happy pistachio nut a forever happy mother! Mother, I loves you.
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