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Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员,一天,一个顾客对Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa
Cast
1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.
Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God
gives all things to industry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.
Allen: Yes, pleases.
Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
Allen&Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the
door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
Scene II
Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me
uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky: He, he……He touched me!
Fenix: No!! I didn’t.
Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.
Scene III
Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.
Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the
waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.
Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you
any good.
Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim: Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!
Fenix: Mind your own business.
Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix: Uh……
Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.
Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully
the weak and fear the strong.
Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.
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