七夕临近,不要再羡慕成双成对的幸福情侣了,赶快行动起来将他们统统消灭,不留活口!传说七夕节的传统就是拆CP,而拆CP怎能离得开情侣去死团?
最冷嘲热讽:
给你妈买束花吧!鱼尾纹擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。
I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet.
最声东击西:
咦!臭小子,原来你是双性恋!
So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?
最心肠歹毒:
几年不见儿子都这么大了!
Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!
最考验演技:
上街扇别人男友耳光,然后泪奔而去。
Slap on one’s boyfriend’face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything.
最深藏不漏:
去QQ好友印象,男的写:前任老公。女的写:孩子他妈。
Call every boy on twitter your “ex-, while, for girl, “mother of your child.
最不漏痕迹:
见情侣就打男的一巴掌,大声吼:你别告诉我,这又是你妹妹!
Don’t tell me this is another “friend of yours, you liar!
最为人着想:
别搁大街上得瑟了,开个房不就完了!
Go get a room!
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