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孔雀东南飞英语剧本

发布时间:2013-04-23  编辑:查字典英语网小编

  孔雀东南飞英语剧本:

  焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)

  刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)

  焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)

  刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)

  太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)

  强盗burglars(abandc)

  prologue 序幕

  (j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

  j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my

  wife is wusong.

  译:人人都说我怕老婆,实际上我是老虎,(小声)我妻子是武松。

  (指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!

  译:我才不怕你呢!

  (内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

  译:谁怕谁啊!在邻里中,我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些,但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!

  (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

  my god! who can help me?(下)

  译:我的天!谁来救救我啊?

  act1 第一幕

  (序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)

  jm(拄拐棍上):i can!

  (对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?

  l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum?

  jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law.

  l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

  jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so

  lazy……

  l:but……

  jm:never interrupt me!

  l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all

  daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

  and……

  jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!

  l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

  act2

  (lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)

  l:mum, i’m back!

  lm:you are back?why?what happened?

  l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

  lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on

  marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen

  to me. look at yourself……

  l:but,mum……

  lm:never interrupt me!

  l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and

  i’ll marry whomever you want me to.

  lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter

  haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!now you are free again, i ’ll go

  and tell him.(下)

  l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅

  铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

  act3

  (j睡眼惺忪上)

  j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?

  (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!

  (突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.

  (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

  裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now

  she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.

  jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?

  j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!

  jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice

  girl,go and take her back!

  j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

  act4

  (j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)

  a:hey you!stop and listen to us!

  the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

  b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

  c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚)

  ab&c:give us all your money!

  j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?

  (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)

  a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!

  b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!

  c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and

  rob the wedding!

  a&b:good idea!

  j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!

  ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!

  j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!

  (突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go

  with you. you take the money and i take the bride.

  b:have you got any experience?

  j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)

  act5

  (转眼已到了婚礼之期.ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

  (j和三强盗跃至台中)

  abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!

  a:the road is built by me!

  b:and i planted one tree.

  c:if you want to go by this street---

  j:give us all your money!

  (l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)

  l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)

  (ms大怒,挥拳向j打来.j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)

  j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向ms冲去)

  (j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms)

  (j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

  j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you?

  l(哭状):i hurt a lot!

  j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)

  l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

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