状告肯德基

今天，我写了一封诉纸。也许你会问：“你告谁呢？”告诉你吧，那就是你最喜欢去的肯得基！

Today, I wrote a letter of complaint. Maybe you ask, "who are you suing?" Tell you, that's your favorite KFC!

诉纸

Sue paper

被告：肯得基 原告：保密

肯得基被告的第一个原因是“偷工减料”，有的食品和样品不一样。

The first reason for the KFC defendants is "cutting corners", some foods are different from the samples.

我就举个例子吧。有一次，我在肯得基买了一串“胜利之翅”鸡翅膀和一杯“雪顶爱尔兰咖啡”。“胜利之翅”竟然辣得我直咂舌头，而服务员推销时说不辣。还有“雪顶爱尔兰咖啡”里面上浮着大块大块的冰块，把冰块拿出来后咖啡竟只剩下三分之一了。你说坑人不坑人。

Let me give you an example. Once, I bought a string of "wings of victory" chicken wings and a cup of "snow capped Irish coffee" in KFC. "Wings of victory" even made me smack my tongue, but the waiter didn't say it was spicy when selling. There are also "snow capped Irish coffee" in which a large chunk of ice floats. When the ice is taken out, only one third of the coffee is left. You say you're not a liar.

肯得基还把各种激素打入小鸡体内，让鸡长得更快、更肥。但对我们这些小顾客的身体有非常大的伤害，以至于有那么多小胖墩和早熟的小孩子。这是肯得基被告的第二个原因。

KFC has also injected various hormones into chickens to make them grow faster and fatter. But it's so harmful to our little customers that there are so many fat and precocious children. This is the second reason for the KFC defendants.

2008年6月20日

June 20, 2008

同学们，我希望你们以后不要再去吃“肯得基”了，因为它给你的只有伤害！

Students, I hope you won't eat KFC again, because it only hurts you!