啊,开学了,作文班也开始上课了。 今天下午,是第一堂作文课,我一走进教室,就看见了教我们的江老师,他的样子怪吓人的,长着长长的头发,戴着一副眼睛,还长着又黑又长的胡须。我第一次看到他,我以为江老师脾气不好。但江老师的脾气正和我想的相反,江老师看起来很凶,其实,江老师很幽默。给我们讲了很多小马虎的故事,其中有几个故事很好笑,很多同学肚子都笑痛了。
我讲给你们听听:“第一个是:有一天下起了大雨,有一个小朋友就写了一段话,不小心把伞写成了命。他写:下雨了,我们家没有好命,只有一把破命。第二个是:有个孩子的娘在城里,那个孩子想娘,要去找娘,在半路给娘写了一封信,他写:亲爱的狼啊,昨天有一头老娘被打死了。”
I'll tell you: "the first one is: one day when it rained heavily, a little friend wrote a paragraph, accidentally writing an umbrella as his life. He wrote: it's raining. There is no good life in our family, only one broken. The second is: there is a child's mother in the city. The child thinks of her and wants to find her. He wrote a letter to her halfway. He wrote: Dear wolf, yesterday an old woman was killed. "
太好笑了。快要下课的时候,老师在黑板上写了“我能行”三个字,老师在鼓励我们,对呀,我相信我一定能行。
It's funny. Near the end of class, the teacher wrote "I can do it" on the blackboard. The teacher encouraged us. Yes, I believe I can.
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