要是铅笔能听懂我的话，
If a pencil can understand me,
我一定会说：
I would say:
“你要写出最好的字，
"You have to write the best words,
让老师在全班同学面前
Let the teacher in front of the class
说起我的字。”
Speak of my words. "
要是铅笔能听懂我的话，
If a pencil can understand me,
我一定会说：
I would say:
“你要打扮得最漂亮，
"You have to be the most beautiful,
让全班同学都羡慕我。”
Let the whole class envy me. "
要是铅笔刨能听懂我的话，
If the pencil sharpener can understand me,
我一定会说：
I would say:
“你要削出最好的铅笔，
"You have to sharpen the best pencil,
让全班同学都用我的铅笔刨。”
Let the whole class use my pencil sharpener. "