一天，家中无人，我闲着没事就打开了相册，一张搞笑的照片呈现在了我的眼前，这使我一下子回到了几年前。
One day, when there was no one at home, I opened the album when I was free. A funny picture appeared in front of me, which made me go back to a few years ago.
我八岁时的一天中午，我八岁时的一天中午，我说：“今天我
One day at noon when I was eight, one day at noon when I was eight, I said, "today I
要做饭，你们都去看电视吧，只要给我说以下步骤就行了！”
If you want to cook, go to watch TV. Just tell me the following steps! "
最终妈妈说不过我，就让我去做饭了。
In the end, my mother said nothing about me, so she asked me to cook.
他们就在客厅里看电视，可能是电视节目很好看，于是就不管我了！
They are watching TV in the living room. Maybe the TV program is very good, so they don't care about me!
“第一步怎么办？”
"What's the first step?"
“米，把米放进盆里掏几遍！”妈妈不情愿的告诉我。
"Rice, put rice in the basin and take it out several times!" Mom told me reluctantly.
我淘了几遍后又问：“下一步。”“淘米！”我淘完后又问。
"Next step," I asked after several times "Taomi!" I asked after I finished.
“下一步？”“淘米！”
"Next?" "Taomi!"
“我都掏了好几遍了，怎么还掏啊？”“把米放进锅里。”妈妈停了一会儿说：“加水！”
"I've done it several times, how can I still do it?" "Put the rice in the pot." Mother stopped for a while and said, "add water!"
我加了一些水说：“下一步是什么呀？”
I added some water and said, "what's the next step?"
“加水……”
"Add water..."
“我都加了好几遍水了，怎么还加水呀？”
"I've added water several times. How can I add water?"
“ 盖上锅盖！打开煤火炉，把锅放上去！”
过了一个多小时，我把锅端下来，妈妈、爸爸和姐姐都跑了过来，打开一看，锅里一半米一半水，这叫人怎没吃啊！
After more than an hour, I brought the pot down, and my mother, father and sister all ran over. I opened the pot and found that half of the rice and half of the water were in it. How could it be that people didn't eat it!
于是便哈哈大笑起来。
So he laughed.
我合上相册，笑起我当年多么可笑。
I closed the album and laughed at how funny I was.