抱本子

2008年5月5日 星期一 晴

Monday, May 5, 2008

我们班的同学最喜欢给老师抱本子。如果谁抱了一次，他就会高兴的像个疯子。

The students in our class like to hold books for their teachers best. If someone holds it once, he will be as happy as a madman.

“杨淇，把这些本子抱到办公室。”

"Yang Qi, take these books to the office."

“杨淇，去办公室抱作文本。”

"Yang Qi, go to the office to hold the text."

“杨淇，去抱生字本。”

"Yang Qi, go to pick up the new script."

在今天的语文课上，老师让我抱了三次本子。把我高兴地当了三回疯子。

In today's Chinese class, the teacher asked me to hold the book three times. Made me happy to be a madman three times.

冬冬看见我抱本子，急得在座位上扭来扭去。好像屁股上扎了一个刺。

Dongdong saw me holding my notebook, and was so anxious that he wriggled around in his seat. It's like a stab in the ass.

丁丁看见我抱本子，急得手发痒，好像被蚊子咬了一口。

Ding Ding saw me holding the notebook, itching, as if bitten by a mosquito.

最可笑的要数小明了，他趴在桌子上直流口水，还把本子弄湿了，老师过来了，让他把本子舔干净。

The funniest thing is Xiaoming. He drooled on the table and wet the book. The teacher came and asked him to lick it clean.

哈哈……同学们都笑了。

Ha ha... The students all laughed.