The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
洛城警署、联邦调查局和中情局都想证明自己最擅长缉捕犯人,总统决定考验下他们,就放了只兔子在林子里,让他们各自去逮它。
中情局介入了。他们在整个林子里布下动物线人,又询问了所有植物与矿物目击者。在三个月的广泛调查取证后,他们认定兔子并不存在。
联邦调查局介入了。两周未得任何线索,他们就在林子里放了把火,把里边东西全给烧死了,连那兔子在内。他们没有丝毫歉意,因为全是兔子惹的祸。
洛城警署介入了。两小时后,他们带着一头打得很惨的熊走出来。熊哀号着:“得咧,得咧,我就是兔子,我就是兔子。”
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