想天空

——一只猪的思考

——Thinking about a pig

我是一只猪。

I am a pig.

这时你脑子里肯定会出现一幅图画：臭气熏天的猪圈里，一群肮脏的猪正在抢食吃。

At this time, you must have a picture in your mind: a group of dirty pigs are eating in the stinking pigsty.

错！这只是一般猪的形象，我承认，我们大多数猪兄猪弟的形象不太好，但也有个别例外，那个例外就是我，一只会思考的猪，一只智商很高的猪。所以下次在骂别人猪脑子的时候，请先注意一下，因为猪中也有聪明的，比如说我。

Wrong! This is just the image of ordinary pigs. I admit that most of our pig brothers are not very good, but there are some exceptions. That exception is me, a thinking pig, a pig with a high IQ. So next time you scold other people's pig brains, please pay attention first, because there are smart pigs, such as me.

最近我对人的生活产生了兴趣，于是就拼命地想尽一切办法去老王（看守我们的）那儿看电视。本来老王很不情愿，说你一只猪懂什么；但后来见我看得兴致勃勃，终于也不再干涉了。

Recently, I became interested in people's life, so I tried my best to go to Lao Wang's place to watch TV. At first, Lao Wang was reluctant to tell me what you know about a pig, but later he saw me with great interest and finally stopped interfering.

最近一次看到了农民工的生活，我的乖！脏、乱、臭，简直不是人住的，让我去我都不住。再看看那些有钱人家的房子，我的妈！那也不是人住的，那是神仙住的，金碧辉煌，应有尽有。这不是一个天上，一个地下，而是一个天上，一个地狱。真的，骗你我不是猪。想到这几天我们吃的饭，有酒店的，有民工的。酒店的饭，让我想到了“猪生得意须尽欢”；而民工们剩余的饭菜，则是“天长地久有时尽，此恨绵绵无绝期”！因为，民工们饭里有小石子，硌碎了我两颗猪牙，让我痛惜不已。

Recently saw the life of migrant workers, my dear! It's dirty, messy and smelly. It's not human. I can't even go there. Look at the houses of the rich, my mother! That's not for people either. It's for gods. It's resplendent and has everything. This is not a sky, a ground, but a sky, a hell. Really, I'm not a pig. Think of the meals we had these days. There are hotels and migrant workers. The meal in the hotel reminds me of "the pig must be happy when he is happy"; and the rest of the meal of the migrant workers is "forever and sometimes, this grudge lasts forever"! Because, the migrant workers have small stones in their meals, which have broken my two pig teeth, which makes me very sad.

仰望天空，我的心飞了起来，不禁触动了心中那个天大的、原始的问题：人之间的差距，咋就这么大呢？有的人因为家太小、没有地方睡而烦恼，有的人则是家太大、不知睡哪个房间而发愁；有的人因为收入太少、要花钱的地方太多而发愁，有的人则是余钱太多、不知放哪儿安全而烦恼；有人吃腻了大鱼大肉、尝遍了山珍海味、想来点绿色食品，有人则是一天到晚绿色食品、想来点“红色”食品（肉）；有人开烦了私家车、想骑一下自行车体验体验生活，有人骑够了自行车、想买辆私家车享受享受生活但苦于囊中羞涩……想到这些，我的猪脑子开始乱了，我不禁仰天长嚎：苍天啊，你能告诉我为什么吗？天上马上打了一个响雷，我吓得立马闭上了猪嘴。看来，老天爷也正在为这个烦恼。

Looking up at the sky, my heart flew, and I couldn't help but touch the big, primitive question in my heart that day: the gap between people, why is it so big? Some people are worried because their home is too small and there is no place to sleep. Some people are worried because their home is too big and they don't know which room to sleep in. Some people are worried because their income is too small and they have too many places to spend money. Some people are worried because they have too much money and they don't know where to put it safely. Some people are tired of eating fish and meat, have tasted the delicacies of mountains and rivers, and want to have some green food. Some people are green all the time Some people are tired of driving a private car, want to ride a bicycle to experience life, some people are tired of riding a bicycle, want to buy a private car to enjoy life, but suffer from shyness in their pockets Thinking of this, my pig's brain began to be confused. I couldn't help but look up and howl: God, can you tell me why? There was a thundering in the sky, and I shut my mouth immediately. It seems that God is worried about it.

想想我们猪，有饭同吃，有屋同睡，无处不均匀，无猪不饱暖，所有的猪都一样。不过，大家都一样太单调了，还是人好，不公平才有竞争，有竞争才会有乐趣。嗯，下辈子还是投胎做人好！

Think about our pigs. We eat with food, sleep with houses, and have no uneven place, no pig is not warm, all pigs are the same. However, it's too monotonous for everyone. It's better to be human. Only when there is unfair can there be competition, and only when there is competition can there be fun. Well, it's better to be reincarnated in the next life!

多少天来积累的问题解决了，顿感轻松不少。我一路高歌走到猪圈，就此躺下，睡了。

The problems accumulated over the past few days have been solved, which makes me feel more relaxed. I went all the way to the pigsty singing, so I lay down and went to sleep.

评点：这是一篇“另类作文”，读来叫你哭哭笑笑，爱之嗔之。作者关心现实生活，强烈地表述了自己的情感评判，颇有分量。作者文字基本功良好，有杂文韵味，嬉笑怒骂皆成文章。一般水准的考生，慎用。

Comment: This is an "alternative composition". It tells you to cry, laugh and hate. The author is concerned about real life and expresses his emotional judgment strongly, which is of great importance. The author's basic writing skills are good, with the charm of essays, and the articles are full of laughter, anger and scolding. The examinee of average level, use cautiously.