和老妈在一起

和你在一起，我的世界五彩缤纷。

With you, my world is colorful.

——题记

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童年——保姆

Childhood - Nanny

“哇，好香呀！”我放学回家，一进家门就闻到了一股炸鸡的味道，果不其然，桌子上摆着一碗黄澄澄、脆香香的炸鸡翅！我不由得奔过去，伸开五指山，捏起一个鸡翅就啃。从厨房里走出来的老妈看到我这副馋嘴的模样，真是又好气又好笑。急忙叫我去洗手，当她看到我的手指甲长得老长老长的，不禁嗔怪到：“十岁了还不讲卫生，赶紧把指甲剪掉呀！”饭后，我伸了个长长的懒腰，坐在沙发上，伸出手来请求道：“老妈，你给我剪指甲呀。”老妈嘴上很不情愿地数落着我，而行动上却早已坐下来开始给我这个“小少爷”剪指甲。“老妈，快给我的指甲再磨一磨呀。”刚刚解决了“手上工程”，我又把脚翘到她的腿上。没办法，一并解决了这双臭脚吧，这小子！我心里偷偷笑刀子嘴，豆腐心的老妈在心里肯定嘀咕着。哎呀，老妈——我亲爱的保姆，和你在一起，真的很舒服！

"Wow, it smells good!" When I came home from school, I smelled the smell of fried chicken as soon as I came in. Sure enough, there was a bowl of yellow, crispy and fragrant fried chicken wings on the table! I can't help but run to it, stretch out the five finger mountain, hold up a chicken wing and nibble it. My mother came out of the kitchen and saw my greedy look. It was very angry and funny. Hurriedly asked me to wash my hands. When she saw that my fingernails were longer than the elder's, she could not help but blame: "ten years old, I still don't speak of hygiene, so hurry to cut off my fingernails!" After dinner, I stretched out a long stretch, sat on the sofa, stretched out my hand to ask: "Mom, you cut my nails." My mother is very reluctant to scold me, but she has already sat down and started to cut my nails. "Mom, please polish my nails again." Just after solving the "hand project", I put my foot on her leg again. There's no way. Let's solve this pair of stinky feet together, boy! I secretly laugh at the knife mouth in my heart. The mother of tofu heart must be muttering in her heart. Oh, my dear nanny, it is really comfortable to be with you!

在人间——朋友

On earth friends

“大姐呀，不许动！要钱还是要命？”我头扎毛巾，身披浴巾，肩挎***，手持“AK-47”**“挟持”着老妈。哪知道我老妈要钱不要命，宁可往我的枪口上顶，也不愿掏出一分钱来！我哪下得了手呀，只好败下阵来，郁闷！一日，我将留了多日的头发抹上点啫喱、发胶什么的，来一个爆炸头。在老妈面前，眯着小眼睛满屋子哼着“菊花残，满地伤-----”自我感觉很“周杰伦”呀！可我老妈冷眼瞧了半天，赏了我一拳，扔了一句：“小兄弟，你走错了门吧，这儿不是周府，我可不是周杰伦的妈！”我不禁喷饭！唉，唉，唉，老妈——我可爱的朋友，和你在一起，真是快乐无比！

"Elder sister, don't move! Money or life? " I put a towel on my head, a bath towel on my shoulder, and an AK-47 in my hand. I don't know if my mother wants money but not life. She would rather go to the top of my gun than give out a cent! I have no choice but to lose the battle, depressed! One day, I will leave my hair for many days and put some gel, hair gel or something on it. I will have an explosive head. In front of my mother, I narrowed my little eyes and hummed "chrysanthemum stump, injury everywhere..." I felt very "Jay Chou"! But my mother looked at me coldly for a long time, gave me a fist, and threw a sentence: "little brother, you go to the wrong door, this is not Zhou Fu, I am not Jay Chou's mother!" I can't help spraying rice! Ah, ah, ah, Mom - my lovely friend, I am so happy with you!

我的大学——老师

My university - teacher

“A，快来看开心辞典！”我在房间里琢磨着魔方的六面玩法，老妈在客厅里叫我。她要考考我这“读书人”。电视上，王小丫出的题目还真是千奇百怪的，比如“长江发源于哪里——昆仑山、唐古拉山？”我抢得先机，唐古拉山！老妈面无表情；“下面那种能源是不可再生的——水能、风能、石油？”我轻描淡写地说道：“石油！”老妈眼角有了些笑意，我愈加得意了，可是这道题：“‘历览前贤国与家，盛由节俭败由奢’这句话是谁说的？——张骞、张謇、司马迁、司马光”我就不会了，我用眼角的余光瞅瞅老妈，她早就胸有成竹地抛出了答案：“司马光”。电视上的老先生选择了司马迁，可把我老妈急得要命，好在王小丫放了水，老先生才过了关，我老妈才送了口气！啊呀，啊呀，老妈——我敬爱的老师，和你在一起，还真能学到知识！

"A, come and see the happy dictionary!" I pondered the six ways of playing cube in my room. My mother called me in the living room. She is going to test me as a "Scholar". On TV, Wang Xiaoya's topic is really strange. For example, "where does the Yangtze River originate - Kunlun Mountain and Tanggula Mountain?" I'll take the lead, Tanggula Mountain! My mother's face was expressionless. "What kind of energy is non renewable - water, wind, oil?" "Oil!" I said lightly My mother had a little smile in the corner of her eyes, and I became more and more proud of it. But this question: "who said this sentence:" look at the countries and families of the past, thrifty and extravagant? "? ——Zhang Qian, Zhang Jian, Sima Qian, Sima Guang. "I won't be able to. I look at my mother with the corner of my eye. She has already given the answer:" Sima Guang ". The old man on TV chose Sima Qian, but my mother was in such a hurry. Fortunately, Wang Xiaoya let the water go, and the old man just passed the pass, and my mother just breathed a sigh of relief! Ah, ah, Ma, my dear teacher, I can really learn knowledge with you!

老妈，我真的喜欢和你在一起，今生今世你陪伴我，我陪伴你。

Mom, I really like to be with you. You accompany me and I accompany you in this life.

仅以此文献给我可亲、可爱、可敬的老妈。

This article is dedicated to my dear, lovely and respectable mother.

——后记

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