“我的理想？开公司呗！开不成当个黑社会老大也未尝不可，到时候我收你们当小弟。”你相信这是一个十岁的男孩儿说的吗？
"My ideal? Start a company! It's not a bad idea to be a gangland boss. I'll take you as my younger brother then. " Do you believe it was said by a ten-year-old boy?
记得初次见到他，是在周末兴趣班的第一节课上。老师前脚刚跨进教室，身后便飞来了上面这句话，着实令我吃惊不小。转过头去，一个虎头虎脑的男孩顿时闪入眼帘，他的脸蛋胖乎乎的，镶着一双调皮的大眼睛，忽闪忽闪的，好像两颗水灵发亮的黑宝石；矮矮的个头，浑身滚圆，小小年纪，早已挺起了将军肚，肥得仿佛能挤出油来。真是“不打不相识”，没过几天，我们就因为一件事成为了朋友。事情的经过是这样的，一次课前，我匆匆跑回座位，身后传来一声低沉的撞击声。我回头望去，一个铁皮文具盒一分为二地散落在了地上。只是一转眼间，一双喷着火的眼睛立刻像钉子一样盯住了我。显然，眼前这个人就是文具盒的主人，自知理亏的我赶紧打圆场“对不起，我不是故意的！”可他却一副不依不饶的样子，紧攥着拳头，本来就滚圆的将军肚因为气愤变得更大了，一扇一扇的，仿佛在积蓄着力量。上课铃响了，我大呼幸运，总算逃过一劫。下课了，我刚迈出教室门，就被一个人拦住了。“赔我铅笔盒，你赔！”他歇斯底里地冲着我喊到，我顿时蒙了。从玻璃的倒映里，我认出了文具盒的主人。与先前不同的是，他那胖乎乎的脸上充满了敌意。“你赔不赔？不赔的话，休想回家……”“哎呀，哎呀，我的乖宝贝啊！别人不是故意的，不用叫他赔了。过几天，妈妈给你买一个更漂亮的。”一个手提挎包的中年妇女走了过来，拉开了我们。"是吗！那好不过”，他猛地把脸转向了我，刚才还烧得通红的脸蛋立刻换上了一副凶神恶煞的“面具”，撂下了一句“就算你现在不赔，下辈子我还要让你赔。”
I remember the first time I met him was in the first class of the weekend interest class. Just after the teacher stepped into the classroom, I was surprised by the above sentence. Turning around, a tiger headed boy suddenly flashed into his eyes. His face was chubby, set with a pair of naughty big eyes, flashed and flashed, like two water shining black gems. He was short, round, young, and had already stood up, fat as if he could squeeze out oil. It's true that we can't get to know each other without fighting. Within a few days, we became friends because of one thing. It happened like this. Before class, I hurried back to my seat, and there was a low crash behind me. I looked back and saw a tin stationery box lying on the ground in two. But in a twinkling of an eye, a pair of burning eyes immediately fixed on me like nails. Obviously, the man in front of me is the owner of the stationery box. I'm sorry for my mistake. I didn't mean to But he did not give up. He clenched his fist tightly. The round belly of the general became bigger because of his anger. One by one, it seemed that he was accumulating strength. When the bell rang, I was so lucky that I managed to escape. After class, as soon as I stepped out of the classroom door, I was stopped by a man. "Pay for my pencil case, you pay for it!" He shouted at me hysterically, and I was blinded. From the reflection of the glass, I recognized the owner of the pencil box. Unlike before, his chubby face was hostile. "Do you pay or not? If you don't pay, you can't go home... " "Oh, oh, my darling! Other people didn't mean it. Don't ask him to compensate. In a few days, mom will buy you a more beautiful one. " A middle-aged woman with a satchel came up and pulled us apart. &Is it true! That's good. "He suddenly turned to me, and immediately put on a vicious" Mask "for his red face. He said," even if you don't pay now, I will let you pay in the next life. "
真是山不转水转，没过几天，在风波中占了上风的他居然成为了我的徒弟。这件事说来话长，因为他上课爱开小差，作业应付了事，成绩自然一落千丈。为尽快赶上学习进度，老师将辅导他的光荣任务交给了我。在第一节辅导课上，我便领教了他的顽劣和懒惰。个人认为，作为一个师傅，我是非常称职的，可虽然我使出浑身解数试图使他的注意力转向学习，但是纷纷以失败告终。
It's true that the mountain doesn't turn around and the water doesn't turn around. In a few days, he became my apprentice who has gained the upper hand in the storm. It's a long story, because he likes to work in class, and his homework is done, so his grades are naturally plummeting. In order to catch up with the progress of study as soon as possible, the teacher gave me the glorious task of tutoring him. In the first tutorial class, I learned his indolence and laziness. I think that as a teacher, I am very competent, but although I tried my best to turn his attention to study, I failed in succession.
我的学生真可谓行径古怪，时常弄得我晕头转向。一次，我正在教他速算的技巧，只听身旁扑通一声，我的学生居然倒在了地上，口中还念念有词：“我要去告你侵犯人权，我快被你逼疯了，我的脑袋要爆炸了！”真是好心当成驴肝肺，我心里就像吞了一块冰，顿时凉了半截。这一幕正巧被窗外的老师尽收眼底。“干什么呢！去，给我到后面站着去！”我的学生的眼皮顿时挤成了一条缝儿，像射手瞄准目标似的对准我，懒洋洋地缩到了教室的角落。更让人吃惊的一幕再次发生了，教室后面传来了一阵呼噜声，天啊！那个被罚站的懒虫居然站着就睡着了！可惜愉快的时光总是那么短暂。没过多久，兴趣班结束了，我们两个也就没有再见面，就是连电话也很少打，半年后便杳无音信了。知道时，他已随母亲去河南了.
My students are so eccentric that they often make me dizzy. Once, I was teaching him the skills of quick calculation. I just heard a plop beside him. My student fell on the ground and said, "I'm going to sue you for violating human rights. I'm going to be driven crazy by you. My head is going to explode!" It's really a kind heart. It's like swallowing a piece of ice in my heart. It's half cold. This scene happened to be seen by the teacher outside the window. "What are you doing! Go, stand behind me! " My student's eyelids were suddenly squeezed into a seam, aiming at me like a shooter aiming at the target, lazily shrinking to the corner of the classroom. A more surprising scene happened again. There was a snore coming from the back of the classroom. My God! The lazy man who was punished to stand fell asleep! Unfortunately, happy time is always so short. Before long, the interest class was over, and we didn't meet again. We didn't even make phone calls, and we didn't hear from each other six months later. When he knew it, he had gone to Henan with his mother