No.1 Hiberdating
有异性没人性
Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.
Hiberdating指在冬季约会恋爱，或者指某人在谈恋爱期间忽略其他朋友的情况，也就是我们常说的“有异性没人性”。第二种用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating这个词是hibernating（冬眠）和dating（约会）两个词的合成词，由此便可知它的意思是一个人在约会恋爱期间中断与朋友联络的状况。
E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
自从4个月前詹妮弗跟泰德约会以来，我就一直没有过她的消息。
No.2 Askhole
爱问鬼
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
意思是一个老爱向别人征求建议，却又不听建议，老是对着干的人。
E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
我敢肯定，股票经纪人、律师很快就能想起一大票爱问鬼客户，更不用说那些管理顾问、咨询师、教师、父母等等——他们全都遭遇过爱问鬼。
No.3 Masturdating
自我约会
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
独自外出。例如：一个人看电影，吃饭等。(类似一个人的约会)
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
哥们，我就没发现哪个国家还有跟我一样的老男人。我沉溺于长期自我安慰的约会中不能自拔了。
No.4 Bedgasm
在床上极其享受的感觉
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
当结束了一天18个小时的工作、一段长途旅行或数小时极为疲惫的体力活动后，爬到床上后所产生的那种彻底难以抑制的幸福愉快感。
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
大半夜的连开三个小时的车，我实在是很难保持清醒。当我到家后，我爬到床上钻进被窝，彻底享受了10分钟的身体放松愉快感。
No.5 Textpectation
期待回复短信的少女情怀
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
指等着别人回复短信时那种期待的感觉。（有点少女情怀的感觉）
E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
我刚刚给她发了个短信约她出来——但是现在那种期待得到回复的迫切感简直要杀了我。
No.6 Chairdobe
衣服堆在椅子上
Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣柜里或挂衣架上。
No.7 Cellfish
光顾着打电话不理别人的自私行为
Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
指某人指顾着打电话，同时对身边的人很粗鲁或欠体贴的行为。
E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".
点餐时你就不能不打电话吗——这样很没礼貌诶。
No.7 Nonversation
没意义的谈话
Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
指完全没有价值的对话，没有任何启发、解释或其它可阐述的问题。尤其指在派对上，酒吧里或其它场合发生的对话，因为这些场合也不大可能有太有意义的对话。
E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
史密斯：跟那个人聊天简直是浪费时间。约翰：我知道，每次我跟他聊天，我也感觉很没劲。
No.8 Destinesia
到了地方却忘记当初为何要来
Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
当你到了准备要去的地方后，你忘记了当初为什么要去了。经常发生在工作时间，而且会造成很大的挫败感。
E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!
约翰走下楼来到了仓储室，但是他却怎么也想不起来他要找什么了。因此，他又跑回楼上厨房，又看了一下他的准备清单。妈的，讨厌的健忘症！
No.9 Errorist
不停犯错的人
Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
某人老是不停的犯错。说着他自认为正确的话，但是任何有常识的人都会知道他是错的。真是个笨蛋。
E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
布什又在电视上讲话了。真是个大笨蛋。
No.9 Ambitchous
立志要做婊子中的顶级
Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
努力争做鸡头（婊子中的顶级）
E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
哼！布兰妮睡了我男朋友。嗯，她是婊子中的婊子。
No.10 Dudevorce
基友关系破裂
Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
指俩个好基友正是关系破裂，原因是因为某个很奇葩的问题上意见不一致，通常是关于某个女孩的问题上看法不同导致。
E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.
斯宾塞和布罗迪因为劳伦而分手了。
No.10 Onlineness
经常上网刷朋友圈但却很孤独
Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.
指为了对任何网络发展做出及时反映经常出现在网上，无论有多重要。这种行为会使人产生极度的孤独感。
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