1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “ Install these ”
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线
5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具
6. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳机音量调到最大,从早到晚带着耳机
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花
8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把复印机“哔”的音量放大
10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印机/复印机的纸
11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉
12. Practice beat boxing
练习节奏口技
13. Sing show tunes
唱舞台音乐剧
14. Hang up the phone before they say, “ good bye ”
在对方说再见之前挂断电话
15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡
16. Walk around the office barefooted
光脚在办公室里四处走
17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空
18. Misplace peoples pens
把人们的笔放错地方
19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘
20. Glue their mouse to the desk
把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上
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