愤怒的小鸟中你最喜欢哪只鸟?来,我们来看下这六只鸟儿的战斗力排行榜吧:
战斗力从低到高依次为:
小绿鸟儿:
If this was a bird in real life, I'd stir-fry it all the way back to the endangered list. 这鸟儿要是真的,我就炸了她吃,直到这货成为频危物种。
On par with throwing a frisbee into a category 5 tornado and hoping your dog will catch it. 这只鸟儿的战斗力啊……就相当于将一个飞盘扔到五级龙卷风里,然后指望你的狗把飞盘捡回来。
This bird is a piece of shit. 这鸟儿整个就一傻[哔——]
小白鸟儿:
Exciting at first until you realize that the bombs he drops do less damage than piss-filled water balloons. 一开始觉得它挺牛X,不过后来发现他的战斗力还不如一个装满尿的水球。
小红鸟儿:
Fun bird to use if you enjoy throwing ping pong balls at a navy destroyer. 如果你喜欢往驱逐舰上扔乒乓球,你就玩小红鸟儿吧。
Although the giant version of this bird is excellent, he is like an obese wrecking ball. 虽然它的超大版本看上去不错,但怎么看怎么像一个过度肥胖的落锤式破碎机。
小蓝鸟儿:
Crappy bird that explodes into three smaller crappier birds. 挺纠结的小鸟,一爆炸还爆炸成三只更小更纠结的小鸟。
小黄鸟儿:
Can break through stuff. 有冲破阻碍的能力。
Makes you feel like you are actually being strategic instead of just flinging birds until you pass the level. 让你觉得自己还是很有战斗策略的,而不是只傻傻地一直扔鸟。
小黑鸟儿:
Blows up half the level. 扔一个,砸掉一半关卡。
Like hunting bunny rabbits using a hydrogen bomb. 有杀鸡用牛刀的感觉。
Most satisfying bird ever. 有史以来最让人满意的小鸟。
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