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翻译：MADD
Joanna
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后期：孤帆
时间轴：小e
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校对：Vin
总监：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十七集
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晚上好
路易吉披萨[意大利语]
Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza.
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晚上好[意大利语]
Buona sera.
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这是意大利语的"晚上好"
It means good evening in Italian.
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我想说
跟你解释这个问题
May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question
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让我对你们"餐厅"的正宗性产生了怀疑
the authenticity of your ristorante?
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我出去了
Okay, I'm out of here.
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稍等[意大利语]
Un momento.
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我的老天爷呀
Oh, for heaven's sake.
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现在你是真心在装傻了吧
Now you're being deliberately stupid.
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你去哪儿
Where are you going?
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我要去拉杰那儿跟普丽娅共进晚餐
I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's.
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我觉得霍华德也会去
你也来吗
I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us?
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可今天是星期四啊
But tonight's Thursday.
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每个星期四大家都会过来
On Thursdays, everybody comes over here
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一起吃披萨
and has pizza.
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或者是看菜单挺正宗
Or a reasonable facsimile
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说是由某位叫路易吉做的
prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi,
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可电话里的声音却听着山寨得像成龙
but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
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咱们今晚就不能破例一次吗
Can't we make a one-time exception for tonight?
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行啊
We could.
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咱今晚也可以不用字母"M"
We could also stop using the letter "M,"
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但我觉得这主意挺"呼导"[误导]挺"奥残"[脑残]的
but I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
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跟我一起去拉杰家吧
Just come with me to Raj's.
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我不想参加派对
Well, I don't want to go to a party.
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不是派对
就是原来的一群
It's not a party. It's the same group of people
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在这里聚的人今天去那里聚
who hang out here hanging out over there.
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不好意思
但是五个人一起吃饭聊天就是派对
I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.
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那为啥在咱们这儿不算派对
How come it's not a party when we do it here?
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因为我们从来不办派对啊
Because we don't throw parties.
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我不知道该怎么跟你说了
谢尔顿
I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.
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我要去见普丽娅
大家都去的
I'm going to see Priya. Everyone's over there.
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你来不来
You coming or not?
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当然不去
知道为啥吗
Well, no, sir, and do you know why?
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一个词
In a word:
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传统
tradition.
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在过去这八年的每个周四晚上
Every Thursday night for the last eight years,
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你和我还有我们的朋友们聚在这里
you and I and our friends have gathered here
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就在这里切开覆盖着起司和酱料的面包[暗指披萨]
in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce,
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讨论当日话题
discuss the issues of the day,
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没错
还有分享欢乐
and yes, share a laugh or two.
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但我猜这些宝贵的回忆对你来说一文不值
But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.
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你说的没错
I guess you're right.
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-回见
-等等
- See you later. - Wait!
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莱纳德
等等
Leonard! Wait!
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那我晚上吃啥啊
What am I going to do for dinner?
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跟我一起去拉杰家吃饭啊
Come with me to Raj's and eat there.
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我可不干
I can't do that.
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万一他做了羊杂碎和黑香肠呢
What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?
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我对他会上这两道菜深表怀疑
I really doubt that's what he'll serve.
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万一他做了呢
But what if he does?
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我就不得不
I'll be obliged to dine
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吃包在羊肚里煮熟的肝和肺了
on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach.
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说实在的
黑香肠差不多也是一样的
And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing.
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我不知道他为啥整这俩菜
I don't know why he's serving both.
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你到底想干啥
What do you want to do?
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是跟我一起去还是一个人待在家里
You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?
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算了
我还是去你的杂碎派对吧
No, I'll go to your haggis party.
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但我得跟你说
But I'm telling you.
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这太"轰狂"[疯狂]了
绝对是太"轰狂"[疯狂]了
This is adness. This is utter and complete adness.
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天啊
Oh, dear!
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-咋了
-拉杰的电视
- What? - Raj's television.
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我刚才意识到
I just realized
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我们整晚都得看着
we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen
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左上角还有一坨坏点的等离子电视
with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.
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那就别看电视了呗
So don't watch TV.
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看书吧
Read a book.
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想显得不合群吗
And be a social pariah?
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你知道那不是哥的风格
Oh, you know that's not my style.
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你叹气是因为懊恼
对吧
The audible sigh is a show of exasperation, right?
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对
Right.
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是因为我还是坏点
Is it about me or the dead pixels?
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嗨
你俩来得正好
Hey, you're just in time.
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我们做了德墨风味的小菜
We made Tex-Mex.
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听起来不错哦
Oh, sounds great.
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印度佬做德墨菜啊
Oh, Indians making Tex-Mex.
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还不如吃中式披萨呢
Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
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你来啦
Hey, you.
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嗨
Hi.
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对你来说肯定很有意思
对吧
That's got to be fun for you, huh?
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看着霍夫斯塔德在你妹妹嘴里
Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva
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吮吸唾液
out of your sister's mouth?
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不好意思
在今晚开始之前
Excuse me. Before this evening goes any further,
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我们得先定好谁坐在哪儿
we need to decide where everyone is going to sit.
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又没有人预定座位
谢尔顿
There is no assigned seats, Sheldon.
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随便找个地儿坐呗
别太拘束哈
Just sit anywhere. Make yourself comfortable.
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真有意思
Oh, what fun.
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我们就像是友爱集会里的嬉皮士
We're like hippies at a love-in.
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就坐这儿吧
Just sit here.
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马上
哥们儿
马上
Right on, man. Right on.
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看呐
Oh, look.
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这不是哈利波特和百分之九十八的魔法石吗
it's Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer's Stone.
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好咯
这里有玉米卷饼
Okay, we've got fajitas
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和各种配菜
你们自便吧
with all the fixins, so you make your own.
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好极了
Wonderful.
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晚饭
还得要自己动手的
Dinner, some assembly required.
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想来一杯玛格丽特吗
谢尔顿
Do you want a margarita, Sheldon?
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玛格丽特
A margarita?!
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我们这是在哪儿啊
出什么事儿了
Where are we?! What is happening?!
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嗨
谢尔顿
Oh. Hey, Sheldon.
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想来点儿啥
What can I get you?
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水
纯水
Water. Neat.
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再放一把小伞
With a little umbrella.
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你的朋友们在哪儿呢
Where are all your friends?
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可悲啊
佩妮
今晚
我就是黑暗骑士[蝙蝠侠]
Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight,
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独自漫步在破旧的大街上
roaming these mean streets alone.
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一件斗篷风衣披肩
A windbreaker for my cape,
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帽檐下是冷峻的面庞
and a stern expression for my cowl.
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好吧
Okay.
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劳驾
Excuse me?
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难道现在不是应该有一位厌世的酒保
Isn't this the point where the world-weary barkeep
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心不在焉地一边擦柜台
absentmindedly wipes down the bar
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一遍抚慰客人心中的忧愁吗
and coaxes the woes out of the troubled patron?
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我只是要帮你拿那个该死的小伞
不过好吧
Well, I was getting your stupid umbrella, but all right.
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有什么烦心事啊
伙计
What's troubling you, buddy?
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我知道你是装出来的
不过既然你问了
I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked...
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显然
因为莱纳德在和拉杰的妹妹约会
Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister,
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我们都被迫去拉杰家里聚会
we're all forced to hang out at his apartment.
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哦
真糟糕
Oh, the horror.
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没错
Indeed.
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而且啊
拉杰在放雷鬼音乐[源自牙买加]
Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music,
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他妹妹还把鞋给脱了
and his sister took off her shoes.
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简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期
It was like the last days of Caligula.
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卡里古拉大帝是古罗马帝国最荒淫残暴的皇帝
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这个我得接
Oh, I have to get this.
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伞呢
Umbrella?
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真不知道她有啥好恼的
Wonder what she's exasperated about.
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嗨
Hello?
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谢尔顿
你还好吧
Sheldon, are you all right?
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我们上次通话的时候
你正准备
When last we spoke, you were going to
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打车离开拉杰家
但是根据Facebook
take a taxi home from Raj's, but according to Facebook,
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你刚才进蛋糕工厂了
you just checked in at the Cheesecake Factory.
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对
我之前是在打车来着
Yes, I was in a taxi,
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但是司机和他运营执照上的照片
but the driver didn't look at all
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长得一点都不像
like the photograph on his license,
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所以我就跳下车跑过来了
so I leapt out and ran for it.
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明智
Wise.
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给你
There you go.
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就像是加勒比海边的元气恢复酒一样
Just like recovering alcoholics drink in the Caribbean.
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嗨
闺蜜
Hi, bestie.
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哦嗨
艾米
Oh. Hi, Amy.
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最近还好吗
How you been?
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很好
Fine.
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从这个角度
我能看到你的鼻孔
From this angle, I can see up your nose.
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是啊
活在高科技时代挺好的
对吧
Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?
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没关系
我的问题可以待会儿再说
Don't worry. My problems can wait
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你们两个女人接着八卦吧
while you two hens finish your clucking.
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听着
谢尔顿
莱纳德在和普丽娅约会
Look, Sheldon, Leonard is dating Priya.
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她住在拉杰那儿
She is staying with Raj.
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这就意味着你们以后很可能会经常去那儿
That means you're all probably gonna be hanging out there more.
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佩妮
很抱歉把你也牵扯进来
Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this.
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我知道你伤心欲绝
I know you're devastated
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你的前男友找到了一位惊艳的新欢
that your ex-boyfriend has found an exciting new lover
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而且她的小麦色皮肤美丽无瑕
with flawless, caramel-colored skin.
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我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事儿没啥郁闷的
Okay, I'm not upset about Leonard and Priya.
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但你扇动的鼻翼可不是这个意思
Your flaring nostrils indicate otherwise.
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继续八吧八吧
Cluck-cluck-cluck.
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谢尔顿
看着我
Sheldon, look at me.
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我觉得是时候
I think it's time
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面对这一现实了
to face the fact
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莱纳德就是你们这个小团体的中心
that Leonard is the nucleus of your social group.
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他去哪儿
你们就去哪儿
Where he goes, the group goes.
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莱纳德是中心
Leonard the nucleus?
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这没道理啊
That makes no sense.
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我才是异想天开的精灵
I'm the whimsical elf
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让大家欢乐相聚
that everyone looks to for a good time.
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我不是说你很无聊
I'm not saying that you're not fun.
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你是我认识的最有趣的人
You're the most fun person I know.
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很多人觉得跟我一起很有趣
A lot of people think I'm fun to be around.
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别耍宝了
闺蜜
Don't be needy, bestie.
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也许正是因此莱纳德离开了你
That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.
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我的意思是
谢尔顿
What I am saying, Sheldon,
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你们那群人是以莱纳德为中心的
is that your group is Leonard-centric.
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要是个小镇
就会是莱纳德镇
If it were a town, it would be Leonardville.
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要是个伊斯兰国家
莱纳德斯坦
If it were an Islamic nation, Leonardstan.
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要是电影的诞生地
If it were the birthplace of motion pictures,
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大家都会唱着"莱纳坞精神万岁"
we'd all be singing "Hooray for Leonardwood."
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我想到一个
Ooh, I got one.
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如果你们是支乐队
If you guys were a band,
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就会是莱纳德和他朋友们
you'd be called Leonard and the Leonards.
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太耍宝了
So needy.
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你在做什么
What you doing?
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拿点小吃出来
I'm setting out snacks.
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今晚我们都要去拉杰家你知道的吧
You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight.
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《诺丝·罗茜》是一本少儿读物
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这小吃又不是给你的
诺丝·罗茜
I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie?
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有人要来吗
You're having people over?
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对
你一定好奇死了谁会来
Yes. Must be killing you wondering who.
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好吧
我告诉你
Fine, I'll tell you.
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是漫画书店的斯图尔特
Stuart from the comic bookstore,
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同事巴里·克瑞普克
Barry Kripke from the university,
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佩妮的前男友扎克
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack
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演员勒瓦尔·布尔顿
and TV's LeVar Burton.
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真的吗
Really?
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勒瓦尔·布尔顿也要来吗
LeVar Burton's coming here?
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可能
我在推特上联系他了
Possibly. I Tweeted him.
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好吧
告诉他我喜欢他在《星际迷航》的表演
Okay, well, tell him I loved him on Star Trek.
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拜托
莱纳德
别想打扰我新朋友
Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends.
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当然
晚安
Of course. Good night.
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-莱纳德
-什么
- Leonard. - Yeah?
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之前你我共度了许多美好时光
We had a good run, you and I.
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好--吧
Okay.
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但变化本就是人生的一部分
But change is a part of life.
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当然是
It certainly is.
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好了
Okay.
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我有客人要来
I have guests coming.
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恐怕得请你赶紧走了
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
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我正要走了
I am leaving.
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别让离别变得更加不舍
莱纳德
Don't make this harder than it is, Leonard.
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再见
谢尔顿
Good-bye, Sheldon.
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你也再见
先生
And good-bye to you, sir.
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他会回来的
He'll be back.
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我当然会回来
我住这儿
Of course I'll be back. I live here!
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好吧
看来
Well, it would appear
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勒瓦尔·布尔顿是不会来了
LeVar Burton won't be joining us.
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我们开始吧
Let's get started.
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开始先在屋里四处走走
I thought we'd begin by going around the room,
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介绍下自己
introducing ourselves
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稍微说下自己为何来这
and saying a little bit about why we're here.
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好了
我是谢尔顿
Okay. I'm Sheldon.
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对于经常阅读
Uh, for regular readers
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《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说
of The New England Journal of High Energy Physics,
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我不需要介绍自己了
I need no introduction.
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如果你不熟悉那本刊物
If you're not familiar with that publication,
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礼品袋里有免费样书赠送
there's a free copy in your goody bag.
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斯图尔特
Stuart?
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大家好
我是斯图尔特
Um... Hi. I'm Stuart.
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我开了家漫画书店
I run a comic bookstore,
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因经济原因
我最近还住在店里
which for financial reasons, I'm currently living in.
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我今晚到这最希望的是能洗个热水澡
I guess what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower.
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很好
斯图尔特
It's very nice, Stuart.
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扎克
Zack?
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我是扎克
我呃...
I'm Zack, and I'm, uh...
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这...
uh...
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我等下再说行吗
Could you come back to me?
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当然
Of course.
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巴里
Barry?
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我是巴里·克瑞普克
我来这里
I'm Barry Kwipke, and I'm here
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是因为你说今晚会有"凑奖"
because you told me there was going to be a whaffle.
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凑奖什么时候开始
When is the whaffle?
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淡定
淡定
巴里
Patience, patience, Barry.
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凑奖...
The whaffle...
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抽奖是持续整晚
The raffle is the grand finale
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玩乐放荡的压轴大戏
to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.
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-还有个问题
-对
你一定会抽得到
- One more question... - Yes, you must be present to win.
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好了
我准备好了
Okay, I'm ready.
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我是扎克
我呃...
I'm Zach, and I'm, uh...
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讨厌
为什么这么难
Oh, crap, why is this so hard?
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嗨
Oh, hey.
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-嗨
-好啊
宅女
- Hi. - Yo, P-dog.
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有事吗
What's up?
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我们来绑架你出去过女生之夜
We're here to kidnap you for a girls' night out.
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说明一下
所谓"绑架"是开玩笑的
Parenthetical: the term "Kidnap" is being used playfully.
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我知道的
I kind of figured that.
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很好
那就把这枕头套套上去
Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head.
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不要
No.
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她以前比这有趣多了
She used to be much more fun,
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直到莱纳德狠狠伤了她的心
until Leonard punched her in the heart.
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我们认为你应该想出去
We just thought you might want to go out
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好好玩一下
或者去跳跳舞
and have a good time, maybe go dancing.
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天
谢谢
可我现在没心情
Oh. Gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.
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你要知道
沉醉到其他各种
You do understand that it will distract you
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甜蜜可爱事情上
能让你不去注意
from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving
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你的前男友
that your ex-boyfriend
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正得到孟买火热宝贝的青睐
is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.
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好吧
Okay, look,
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我要是同意跟你们出去玩
if I agree to go out with you guys,
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你们要保证不拿莱纳德和普丽娅的事烦我
will you promise to stop pestering me about Leonard and Priya?
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-好的
-当然
- Yes. - Sure.
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好吧
我去换衣服
进来吧
All right. I'll go change. Come on in.
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你要是让我带了哥罗芳[迷药]
If you'd have let me bring the chloroform,
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我们就不必说刚才那么多废话了
we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber.
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总之
我们滑雪滑累了之后
Anyway, after we get done snowboarding,
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我就回旅馆
泡极可意按摩浴缸了
I go back to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi.
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周围没有人
所以我自然就让蛋蛋出来呼吸了
There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it.
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然后
Next thing I know,
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有位美女突然出现
this beautiful chick shows up,
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喝得醉醺醺地
想跟我共浴
drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.
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提问
Question.
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那是极可意浴缸还是热水浴缸
Was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?
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你坑爹呢?
就想问这个?!
Really? That's your question?
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有什么区别
What's the difference?
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极可意浴缸是种商业品牌
"Jacuzzi" is a commercial brand.
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热水浴缸是通用术语
"Hot tub" is the generic term.
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就是说
所有极可意都是热水浴缸
I.E., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs,
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但并非所有热水浴缸都是极可意
but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.
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是不是就像所有拇指都是手指
Is that like all thumbs are fingers,
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但并非所有手指都是拇指
but not all fingers are thumbs?
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没想到啊
是的
Surprisingly, yes.
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很好
Nice.
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那脚趾到底是什么
Now, what exactly are toes?
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能否跳回去继续说那醉妞
Can you please get back to the drunk girl?
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我洗澡的时候需要点想象的灵感啊
I'd like something to think about in the shower.
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对了
Oh, yeah.
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总之
她也脱光光了
Right. Anyway, she takes off all of her clothes,
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爬进了热水浴缸
我首先注意到的是...
climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice...
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水面上升了
The water level rose.
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不是
No.
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水位当然要上升
Of course it did.
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据说阿基米德
It's said that Archimedes,
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古希腊数学家
the ancient Greek mathematician,
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就是泡澡时发现了浮力定律
discovered the principle of displacement while taking a bath.
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太棒了
继续说
扎克
Terrific. Go ahead, Zack.
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光光的醉妞
光光的蛋蛋
继续
Naked drunk girl, free-balling, continue.
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抱歉
但我觉得你们会发现
Forgive me, but I think you'll find
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我的故事更有趣
my story is more interesting.
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你的故事里也有沾露娇乳吗
Does yours have wet breasts in it?
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比这更好
Better.
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里面有个金冠
It has a gold crown.
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国王想知道金冠中有多少黄金
You see, the king wondered how much gold was in it
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让阿基米德想个办法测出来
and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution.
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因为金冠形状不规则
Because the crown was irregularly shaped,
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无法用数学计算出体积
there was no way to mathematically determine its volume.
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但在泡澡时
阿基米德突然想到
But, while bathing, Archimedes realized
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可以把金冠浸入水中
he could immerse the crown
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量出水面上升的数值以计算体积
and measure the amount the water rose.
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长话短说
我上了她
So, long story short, I nailed her.
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想出来后
他高叫着"我找到了"[希腊语]
When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!"
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不
我总是叫"天哪"
No, I always shout, "Holy moly!"
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不知道为什么
反正就这么叫
Don't know why. Just do.
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好吧
All right,
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今晚的"让我们了解你"部分到此为止
that concludes the "Getting to know you" Portion of the evening.
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谁想来玩些复古游戏
Who's ready to play some vint