生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕16
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翻译：MADD
乖乖的韩小仙
joanna
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后期：孤帆
时间轴：小e
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校对：空虚的VV
总监：郁闷的YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十六集
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《生活大爆炸》
前情提要
Previously on The Big Bang Theory:
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猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了
我的妹妹普丽娅
Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.
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真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德
It's really nice to see you again, Leonard.
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恩
我也很高兴见到你
Yeah, it's good to see you, too.
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到了
Here you go.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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-你上了我妹妹
-对
- You slept with my sister?! - Yeah.
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这是对我信任莫大的背叛
This is a terrible betrayal of my trust!
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要是我告诉你
Would it help if I told you
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我向她献出真心
that I offered her my heart,
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却被她狠狠践踏
你会好受点么
and she kinda stomped on it?!
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她践踏得多狠
How hard did she stomp?
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相当狠
Very hard.
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好吧
好受多了
Okay, I'm good.
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什么事那么好笑
What's so funny?
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没什么
只是在想
Nothing. Just thinking
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人做爱时发出的声音
about the noises people make during sex.
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我有时确实有点不能自已
是吧
I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I?
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很可爱
It's cute.
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听起来像只喝醉的猴子
You sound a little like a drunken monkey.
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你懂的
那其实是对你的赞美
You know it's meant as a compliment.
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我也是这么理解的
That's how I take it.
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太完美了
This is perfect.
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真希望这一刻永远停留
I hope this moment never ends.
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我也是
Me, too.
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噢
该走了
Well, gotta go. Oh!
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这么快
留下来过夜吧
Already? Why don't you stay over?
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我也想
但是你知道
I'd love to, but you know
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我妈早上需要我
my mother needs me in the morning.
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拜托
我认为她能
Please. I think the woman can manage
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自己戴假发
to put a wig on by herself.
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不仅仅是假发
It's not just the wig.
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还要把她的头发盘起来
画眉毛
It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows.
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是两个人才能干的活儿
It's a two-person job.
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只是
我们刚做完爱你就走
It's just, when you leave right after we make love,
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让我觉得自己
it makes me feel...
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很贱
cheap.
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亲爱的
对不起
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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我能做什么呢
What can I do?
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留下来
Stay.
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好吧
Okay.
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再待个五分
十分钟吗
Like, what, another five, ten minutes?
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回家吧
Go home.
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听你的
Your call.
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霍华德
Howard...
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你有考虑过一起住吗
have you ever considered us living together?
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天啊
我不知道
Boy, I don't know.
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你
我
妈住在同一屋檐下
You, me, Ma living under the same roof?
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不是
我是说只有你和我
No, I mean just you and me.
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你可以搬过来
You can move in here,
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或者我们另找个住处
or we can find a place.
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-我有个更好的主意 -什么
- I've got a better solution. - What?
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我妈吃那么多盐
心脏早晚受不了
We wait for my mom's heart to explode
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我们等她心脏崩溃
from all the salt she eats.
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把她埋进土里
把她的床垫翻个面儿
Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress
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搬进大卧室
and move into the big bedroom.
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很好
Great.
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看看我们
在一起规划未来啦
Look at us planning a future together!
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是谁
Who's there?!
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是性侵者吗
Are you a sex criminal?!
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性侵者没有钥匙
妈
Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!
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这么晚你到哪儿去了
Where were you so late?!
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我和伯纳黛特出去了
I was out with Bernadette!
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我知道那是什么意思
I know what that means!
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我看《菲尔博士》
I watch Dr. Phil!
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美国脱口秀节目
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希望上帝保佑
但愿你用避孕套了
I hope to God you used a condom!
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我不跟你谈这个话题
妈
I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!
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上帝保佑你不会得个什么新型怪性病
God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
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没人有病
Nobody has a disease!
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希望如此
I hope not!
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我跟你共用一个厕所呢
I share a toilet with you!
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那就是你想的吗
Is that what you want?!
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想让你妈妈得上疱疹吗
To give your mother herpes?!
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够啦
我受够啦
That's it! I don't have to take this!
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祝你早上画眉毛顺利
Good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!
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是谁
Who's there?!
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你是性侵者吗
Are you a sex criminal?!
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我还没走
I'm still leaving!
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我忘拿我的克敏能了
I just forgot my Claritin!
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含氯雷他定 抗过敏药物
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什么事
Hey, what's up?
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需要个住的地方
I need a place to crash.
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当然
Uh, sure.
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为什么
Why?
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跟我妈大吵一架
Big fight with my mother.
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还在争哪部《犯罪现场调查》最棒吗
Still arguing over which CSI is the best?
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不是
我们一致同意它们各有千秋
No, we agreed they all have their merits.
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是关于伯纳黛特
This was about Bernadette.
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怎么了
What's going on?
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霍华德今晚要在这睡
Howard's gonna sleep here tonight.
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他跟他妈吵架了
He had a fight with his mother.
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你给他上热饮了吗
Did you offer him a hot beverage?
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没
No.
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莱纳德
社交礼仪规定
如果朋友心情不好
Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset,
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你应该给他们倒杯热饮
比如茶
you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
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茶听起来是不错
Tea does sound nice.
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你听见他的话了
莱纳德
You heard the man, Leonard.
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与此同时
我也心情不好
And while you're at it, I'm upset
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因为来了一位不速之客
所以给我一杯可可
that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa.
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有个问题
Point of inquiry,
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既然莱纳德是你的第二好友
given that Leonard is your secondary friend
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库萨帕里才是你的头号好友
and Koothrappali is your primary friend,
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你为什么没去他那
why didn't you seek refuge under his roof?
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没地方
There's no room.
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他妹妹住在他家
His sister is staying with him.
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等等
等等
什么
Wait, wait. What?
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可可
莱纳德
集中精力
Cocoa, Leonard. Focus.
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我现在很郁闷
I'm down in the dumps here.
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普丽娅来了吗
Priya's in town?
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对
为了工作的事
Yeah, some work thing.
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我妈好像觉得伯纳黛特
Anyway, my mother seems to think that Bernadette...
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等下
普丽娅啥时候来的
Hold on. When did Priya get here?
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不知道
几天前吧
I don't know. A couple of days ago.
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问题是 伯纳黛特不喜欢我每天
The thing is, Bernadette doesn't like that I have to take care
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照顾我妈
我妈又不信任伯纳黛特
of my mother, and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette...
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嗯
确实很难办
Yeah, that's a real pickle.
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拜拜
Bye.
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别担心
Don't worry.
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作为你排名第三的好朋友
As your tertiary friend,
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我愿意挺身而出安慰你
I am prepared to step in and comfort you.
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其实用不着这样
That's not really necessary.
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不行不行
我来把茶泡好
No, no. I'll finish making the tea,
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你继续自说自话地
while you narcissistically ramble on
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倒那什么乱七八糟的苦水吧
about whatever's troubling you.
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多谢
Thanks.
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这就是排在第三位的朋友的作用
That's what tertiary friends are for.
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谁啊
Who is it?
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莱纳德
It's Leonard.
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你不能进来
You can't come in.
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我就想和她说句话
I just want to talk to her.
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我毙之
I forbid it.
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开门吧
拉杰
Open the door, Rajesh.
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我说过了
You heard me.
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我毙毙之
I forbidded it.
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"毙毙之"
"Forbidded" it?
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"吡毙之"
"Forbaded" it?
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给我让开
Get out of the way.
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你来做什么
What are you doing here?
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你又是来做什么
What are you doing here?
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我在洛杉矶有点公事
I have business in Los Angeles.
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为什么不给我打电话
Why didn't you call?
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显然啊
她在暗示你
Clearly, she was sending you a message
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滚远点
迈克同学
to take a hike, Mike.
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不好意思
我想过给你打电话
I'm sorry. I thought about calling,
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但我不知道和你再见面到底合不合适
but I just wasn't sure if seeing you was such a good idea.
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我懂
上次我有些太着急了
I know. Last time I came on too strong.
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咱俩能单独聊聊吗
Can we talk in private?
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-不行
-行啊
- No! - Sure.
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一个单身女人私下招待男性
It's completely inappropriate for a single woman
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这实在太荒唐了
to entertain a man in private.
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要是你俩非得聊的话
就在沙发上聊
If you insist on talking, you must do it on the couch!
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好吧
你俩可以在卧室里聊
All right, you may talk in the bedroom,
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但是我要求你们不许关门
but I want this door to remain open!
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好吧
这次让你关门
All right, just this once you may close the door.
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但你给我记住
我就在外面
But keep in mind I'll be right out here
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监视你俩的动向
monitoring the situation!
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该死
Oh, damn it.
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莱纳德
听到这条留言后请速回电
Leonard, when you get this message, call me.
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普丽娅
我是你哥
Priya, this is your brother.
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听到留言后请让莱纳德查收他的语音信箱
When you get this, tell Leonard to check his voicemail.
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你今晚还住我们那儿吗
Would you be sleeping over again this evening?
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因为我们很欢迎你
Because you're welcome to.
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承蒙美意
但是我自己有计划
That's very nice of you, but I made other plans.
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你只要记得只要你需要一位
Well, just keep in mind that should you ever need
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略显冷淡的第三好的朋友
a slightly apathetic tertiary friend,
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我时刻准备着
I stand at the ready.
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嗨
霍华德
嗨
谢尔顿
Hi, Howard. Hi, Sheldon.
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-嗨
-嗨
- Hello. - Hey.
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你俩为啥牵着手
Why are you holding hands?
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我禁止你俩牵手
I forbid you to hold hands.
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拉杰
你知道莱纳德和我一起过夜了
Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.
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对
但是你俩只是睡觉而已
Yeah, but you were just sleeping,
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因为我禁子你俩做爱了
because I forboded you to have sex.
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应该是"禁止"
The word is "forbade""
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你确定吗
听起来怪怪的
You sure? That doesn't sound right.
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听着
拉杰
莱纳德和我已经决定
Listen, Rajesh, Leonard and I have decided
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重拾旧情了
to see each other again,
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你不可以决定
and you don't get to tell me
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我该和谁拍拖
who I can and can't have a relationship with.
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其实
他可以
Actually, he can.
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印度的《摩奴法典》对这类问题有明确规定
The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters.
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如果一个女人的父亲不在
If a woman's father is not around,
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那么控制她基本欲望的责任
the duty of controlling her base desires falls
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就落在了她最亲的男性亲属身上
也就是拉杰
to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj.
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法典还规定
The code also states
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如果她违背了的话
她下辈子将
that if she disobeys, she will be reborn
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"投胎为豺
疾病缠身"
"in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases."
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如果这是真的
If true,
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考虑到奖品只是莱纳德
that seems like an awfully large gamble
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你这个赌注貌似下得大了点
given that the prize is Leonard.
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就是这样
普丽娅
我们是印度人
There it is, Priya. We're Indian.
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就信这些玩意
We believe this stuff.
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我觉得法典上还说
如果你吃牛肉了
I think it also says that if you eat beef,
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就得和母牛一起住三个月
you need to live with cows for three months
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天天喝牛尿
and drink their urine.
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良莠参半
不可全信
Some of it makes sense, some of it's crazy.
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我是说
你不能和莱纳德在一起
My point is, you can't go out with Leonard.
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谁不能和莱纳德在一起
Who can't go out with Leonard?
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我妹妹
My sister.
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佩妮
这位是拉杰的妹妹
普丽娅
Penny, this is Raj's sister, Priya.
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很高兴见到你
It's very nice to meet you.
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哦
我也是
Oh, yeah, you, too.
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普丽娅
如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬
Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness,
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很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经
it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to--
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用霍华德的话来说叫做"赤裸共舞"
if I may quote Howard-- "do the dance with no pants."
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谢尔顿
Sheldon!
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你非得这么说吗
Really?
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伯纳黛特
我能跟你说句话吗
Hey, Bernadette, can I talk to you for a second?
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好
Sure.
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佩妮
作为莱纳德曾经的恋人
你和他
Penny, you became disenchanted with Leonard
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分手了
as a lover.
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能不能跟我妹妹说说是为啥
Would you please tell my sister why?
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跟你说哈
我妈要去棕榈泉市
Listen, my mom's going to Palm Springs
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拜访她妹妹
to visit her sister.
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我就有整整两个晚上
That's two whole nights in a row I can sleep over
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能陪着你到天亮了
with you all the way to morning.
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除非沙漠的干旱气候让她鼻窦干得厉害
Unless the desert air dries out her sinuses,
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那样的话我就得扛着
in which case I'll have to schlep out there
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庞大的增湿器赶过去
with the big humidifier.
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就这样吗
That's it?
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这就是解决咱俩这些问题的妙招吗
That's your big solution to all of our problems?
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趁你妈不注意
我们才得两晌贪欢
If your mom's nose holds up, we get two nights together?
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这不很美妙吗
Isn't that great?
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不
并不好
No, it's not great.
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你得作出选择
要我还是你妈
You need to make a choice.Me or your mother.
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回答错误
Wrong answer.
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不
等等
No, wait.
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我还没说完
You didn't let me finish.
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我听着呢
I'm listening.
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我尽最快速度赶来了
I came as quickly as I could.
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好的
Okay.
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为什么
Why?
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当然是赶来安慰你
To comfort you, of course.
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谢尔顿说了莱纳德跟拉杰妹妹约会的事
Sheldon told me about Leonard dating Rajesh's sister.
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所以我赶到这里
So I high-tailed it over here
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来安慰你破碎的心
to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.
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艾米
我没事
Amy, I'm fine.
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你不用在我面前逞强的
You don't have to be strong for me.
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我们来谈谈普丽娅那偷男人的婊子
Now let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.
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什么
What?
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在这样的情况下
In situations like this,
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闺蜜经常都一起声讨小三的
best girlfriends are often catty about the other woman.
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真的
我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事毫不伤心
Really, I am not upset about Leonard and Priya.
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那你可能是并不清楚是怎么回事
Oh. Then perhaps you don't understand what's going on.
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你的前男友另找了
Your former boyfriend has replaced you
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一个看上去非常相配的女友
with what appears to be a very suitable mate.
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可以说比你更相配得多
Arguably much more suitable than you.
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好吧
那对他来说不错啊
Oh. Well, good for him.
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你说"更相配"是什么意思
Hey, what do you mean, "More suitable"?
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佩妮
虽然你的第二性征
Well, granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics
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相当明显
are reasonably bodacious.
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但普丽娅有高学历
but Priya is highly educated,
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她是成熟的专业人员
她们的文化中
she's an accomplished professional,she comes from the culture
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甚至还有性爱宝典
that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex.
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而你
只是社区大学辍学生
Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout
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你们那的文化中
只有如何把牛推倒的书
who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.
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好吧
我听懂了
Yeah. Okay, I got it. I got it.
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那些都是什么
So... what is all that stuff?
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这是个便携式脑电波机
This is a portable electroencephalogram.
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我正在做关于情绪和大脑活动的研究
I'm doing research on emotions and brain activity.
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所以你哭的时候
So when you start crying,
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我能看到你大脑的哪一区域被激活
I can see which region of the brain is activated.
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然后我就刺激猕猴大脑中
Then I'm going to stimulate the analogous area
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相似区域
看它是否也会哭
in the brain of a rhesus monkey and see if he cries.
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很酷吧
Cool, huh?
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我选你
I choose you.
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真的吗
Really?
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对
我搬出了我妈家
Yep. I moved out of my mother's house.
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切断了束缚
我是你的了
Cord is cut.I'm all yours.
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你告诉她时
她怎么说
What did she say when you told her?
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不知道
她还没回我的电邮
I don't know. She hasn't responded to my email yet.
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太好了
This is so great.
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我爱你
霍华德
I love you, Howard.
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我也爱你
I love you, too.
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晚饭吃什么
So what's for dinner?
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我家里没什么东西吃
Well, I don't really have much of anything in the house.
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没事
That's fine.
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不如先去我们的卧室做点好事
Why don't we go fool around in our bedroom?
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然后你可以去买东西
And then you can go shopping.
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我想吃完后
我们去看个早场电影吧
I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie.
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好啊
I'd love that.
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我喜欢你说"好啊"的口音
I love the way you say, "I'd love that."
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哥也是这么说的
She says it the same way I do.
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好啊
"I'd love that."
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印度人人都这么说
没什么了不起的
Everybody in India says it that way.It's not a big deal.
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拉杰
别这么幼稚
Rajesh, don't be a child.
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我没在耍幼稚
I'm not being a child.
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莱纳德
我对天发誓
Leonard, I swear to God,
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你姐姐要是来这
if your sister ever comes to town,
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我也会好好"关照"她的
I shall have my way with her.
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我姐姐38岁已婚
My sister's 38 and married.
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模仿莎士比亚句式
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那就让霍夫斯塔德家族蒙受更多耻辱
All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter.
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我好像闻到了披萨味
Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza.
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太了不起了
That's remarkable.
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要是意大利辣香肠是爆炸物
If pepperoni were an explosive substance,
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你就可以取代国家机场的德国牧羊犬了
you could replace German shepherds at our nation's airports.
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你好
你是佩妮对吧
Hi. Penny, right?
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对
你好
抱歉
Oh, yes. H-Hi. I'm sorry.
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我不知道你们有客人
不想来打扰
I didn't know you had company. I don't want to impose.
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不
你这不是打扰
No, no. It's not an imposition.
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此时在我们的生态系统中
你就相当于千鸟
At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover,
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千鸟又叫牙签鸟
常充当鳄鱼牙签的角色
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一种小型净化鸟类
从鳄鱼的牙缝间
a small scavenging bird that eats extra food
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吃掉多余的食物
from between the teeth of crocodiles.
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请飞到我们张开的咽喉
尽情享用吧
Please, fly into our open maw, and have at it.
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要不是我冰箱就剩一瓶小苏打
If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator,
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我肯定不吃这嗟来之食
I wouldn't have to take that.
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嗨
闺蜜
Hi, bestie.
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嗨
Hi.
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普丽娅
你是律师
对吧
So, um, Priya, you're a lawyer, right?
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我懂
很无聊是吧
I know. Pretty boring, huh?
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拜托
一点都不无聊
Oh, come on. It's not boring at all.
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她正在帮助建立一个二级市场
She's currently helping set up a secondary derivative market
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以便海外汽车公司巩固其投资
which would allow overseas car firms to hedge their investments
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以对抗电池技术的潜在进步
against potential advancements in battery technology.
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谢谢你
莱纳德
Thank you, Leonard.
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让我的工作听着一点都不无聊了
That doesn't make it sound boring at all.
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抱歉...
I'm sorry , but...
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你还好吧
So, how you holding up?
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我没事
I'm fine.
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开什么玩笑
她那么动人
Oh, who are you kidding? She's breathtaking.
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佩妮
So, Penny,
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莱纳德跟我说
你是个演员
Leonard tells me you're an actress.
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这工作肯定相当令人兴奋吧
That must be pretty exciting.
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对
是挺棒的
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great.
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今天我开车去范奈司试镜
Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition
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我原以为是一个猫食的广告
I thought was going to be for a cat f