生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕15
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翻译：MADD
Veronique
小蛮腰
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后期：鱼骨头
时间轴：小e
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校对：Vin
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十五集
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我对僵尸有一点困惑
Here's what I wonder about zombies.
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要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样
What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat?
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他们不可能饿死
他们本来就是死人嘛
They can't starve to death-- they're already dead.
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你听听我的
我昨晚花了一个小时在想
You take this one. I spent an hour last night on
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"既然吸血鬼在镜子里
"How do vampires shave
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都看不见自己
他们是怎么给自己剃胡子的"
when they can't see themselves in the mirror"?
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衣冠楚楚的吸血鬼两两搭伴
Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs
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互相刮胡子
解释完毕
and shave each other-- case closed.
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好吧
那
僵尸呢
Yeah, okay, so, zombies.
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我觉得这取决于僵尸的种类
拉杰
I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj.
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我们现在说的是快僵尸还是慢僵尸
Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies?
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在《28天》里面
如果那些僵尸不吃东西
Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat,
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-他们就会饿死
-你说的是
- they starved.
- You're thinking
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《惊变28天》
of 28 Days Later.
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《28天》里面桑德拉·布洛克去戒酒
28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab
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结果让观众升华到濒死状态
and puts the audience into an undead state.
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喂
不许你说桑德拉·布洛克坏话
Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock!
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你以为这样显得很有内涵
You think it makes you look cultured,
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但你表现出来的只是刻薄而已
but you just come off as bitter.
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12点方向
希伯特博士
Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock.
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为啥大学校长
Why's the president of the university
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要来食堂里视察呢
slumming in the cafeteria?
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也许他在模仿莎翁笔下的亨利五世
Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V,
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微服私访
想知道在民间
who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them,
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他的臣民们是如何看待自己的
to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.
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当然
如果他看过我发给他的1300封
Of course, if he'd have read any of the 1,300 e-mails
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关于学校管理的邮件中的任何一封
I've sent him on the subject of his administration,
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他就不必这么费劲了
he could have saved himself the trouble.
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也可能是因为他听说今天周二有炸薯棒
Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday.
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反正我是因为这个才来的
That's why I'm here.
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嗨
我最器重的天才们
Hey, there's my favorite geniuses!
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今天过得怎么样啊
How are we doing today?
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这取决于
你打算
That depends-- how much longer
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在我的肩膀上抚摸多久
do you plan on fondling my shoulder?
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抱歉
库珀博士
我忘了你有爱抚恐惧症
Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia.
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我不是怕人抚摸
我是怕细菌
It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia.
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要是你愿意戴一双乳胶手套
If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves,
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给我查疝气都没问题
I'll let you check me for a hernia.
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好吧
Yeah.
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听好了各位
So, listen, fellas,
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本周六晚上谁想去参加一个小宴会呢
who's up for a little party this Saturday night?
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美酒
佳肴
没准儿还会有几位甜妞
Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.
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听起来很赞啊
我去
Sounds great! I'm in!
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慢着
Hold on.
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就因为一位怪蜀黍给你们糖吃
Just because the nice man is offering you candy,
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并不意味着你就应该跳进人贩子的破车里
doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van.
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究竟是什么场合啊
What's the occasion?
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就是本校的几位赞助者
Just a little fund-raiser for the university.
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啊哈
沾满泪痕的气垫还在车后面呢
Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van.
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你不情愿我很理解
库珀博士
I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper,
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我深表同情
但残酷的事实摆在面前
and I sympathize, but the hard facts are,
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有时候我们不得不为了募集研究资金
occasionally, we have to shake a few hands
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而跟某些人溜须拍马
and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.
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我不管
这太下作了
I don't care; it's demeaning.
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我不愿想像只德州博览会的冠军猪一样
And I refuse to be trotted out and shown off
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被人领着到处表演
like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair.
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顺便提一下
这种博览会肯定不是你想穿着
Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend
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别有星际迷航徽章的衣服参加的
wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.
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好吧
All right,
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那我换个说法
let me put it this way.
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你们都得给我穿好正装参加这个宴会
You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,
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你们要向一群老人解释
and you're gonna explain your research
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你们所做的研究
to a bunch of old people,
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否则
我对天发誓
我会用热勺子烫瞎你的眼睛
or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon,
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就像《贫民窟的百万富翁》里的那个小男孩一样
like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.
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你肯定不想那样的
Oh, you don't want that.
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那就周六晚上咯
So, Saturday night!
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包你开心
It's gonna be off the hook.
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速度拿开
Get over it.
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哦天啊
Oh, boy!
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又是炸薯棒又是宴会邀请
Tator tots and a party invitation?
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今天是个好日子啊
What a great day!
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好了
There you go.
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你确定这样就行了
Are you sure this is right?
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嗯
把这一段塞到裤子里
就没事了
Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.
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一起去给拍那些有钱人的马屁吧
Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochis.
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霍华德
我真不敢相信伯纳黛特居然让你
Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go
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穿着女式衬领去参加这么正式的宴会
to a fancy party wearing a dickey.
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不好意思
我的衣服不是我女朋友挑的
Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.
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是我妈挑的
My mother does.
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我们该出发了
Oh. We should get going.
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那谢尔顿呢
What about Sheldon?
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谢尔顿不去
Sheldon is not going.
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真的假的
那我们怎么跟希伯特交待
Really? What do we tell Siebert?
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告诉他库珀博士觉得他宝贵时间最有价值的用途
Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time
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就是运用他那举世罕见的天赋
is to employ his rare and precious mental faculties
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来揭开自然的面纱
目睹上帝的真面
to tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.
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谢尔顿
现在是周六晚上
你要去洗衣服了
Sheldon, it's Saturday night, you'll be doing laundry.
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别跟他说这个
说揭开面纱啥的
Don't tell him that, tell him the mask thing.
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喂
把领带塞回裤子里
Hey, put your tie back in your pants.
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这地儿不错啊
Nice place.
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让我想起了我爸妈在新德里的房子
Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.
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-别逗了
-真的
我家很有钱的
- You're kidding.
- No. We are very wealthy.
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但跟这里唯一的区别就是
我们的仆人更多
But the only difference is, we have more servants.
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-比这儿还多啊
-多得没地儿使唤
- More than this?
- More than we can use.
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你看吧
在印度
我们都不会犯
You see, in India, we don't make the mistake
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让人们有梦想这种错误
of letting our poor people have dreams.
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我的牛人小队来了
Ah. There's my band of brainiacs.
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库珀博士在哪儿呢
Where's Dr. Cooper?
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他正在揭开自然的面纱
目睹上帝的真面
He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.
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校领导认定他有颗美丽心灵
The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind.
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我认为他就是浮云
I think he's just bananas.
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来吧
我来介绍你们认识一位
Come on, let me introduce you
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咱们学校的主要捐款人
to one of the university's leading donors.
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我觉得咱们被他们所谓的美女误导了
I think we were misled about the cute girls.
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莱森女士
这是我们学校
Mrs. Latham, I'd like you to meet three
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三位了不起的青年学者
of our outstanding young researchers.
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这位是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士
This is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,
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拉杰·库萨帕里博士和霍华德·沃罗威茨
Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz.
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沃罗威茨你怎么了
Well, what happened to you, Wolowitz,
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坚持不下去读博么
couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?
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我是工程师
I'm an engineer.
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工程师通常不需要博士学位
Most engineers don't bother with a PhD.
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不过你没准想知道
But you may be interested to know
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我给NASA设计过零重力废物排放系统的
I designed the zero-gravity waste-disposal system for NASA.
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懂了
你就是太空水管工
Got it-- you're a space plumber.
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我去吧台喝两杯
I'm gonna go hit the bar.
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介绍这两位吧
Tell me about these two.
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先介绍他
Do him first.
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霍夫斯塔德博士今天晚上会做个我们实验物理项目的演讲
Dr. Hofstadter is representing our experimental physics program tonight.
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我想你会对他迷人的工作感兴趣的
I think you'll really enjoy hearing about his fascinating work.
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行吧
Right.
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迷我一下
Fascinate me.
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他们快要尿裤子的样子很可爱吧
They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?
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这么说吧
I'll make it easy for you.
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每天早上你到实验室的第一件事
When you arrive at the lab in the morning,
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你会最先打开什么机器
what sort of machine do you turn on?
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咖啡机
Coffee maker?
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行吧 库那什么博士
到你了
All right, Dr. Kooth-- uh, whatever it is-- you're up.
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我叫库萨帕里
It's Koothrappali.
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我得去嘘嘘了
I have to tinkle.
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于是
我没有屈服于权贵
And so, instead of bowing to pressure,
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去参加那个毫无意义的社交晚会
and going to that pointless soiree,
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而是待在家里
把衣服都洗了
I stayed right here and did a load of whites.
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通常我会赞许你那反社会的大男子气概
Well, normally I respect your macho rebellious attitude
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不听你们领导的
toward "The Man,"
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但这回
我觉得你犯了个愚蠢的错误
but, in this case, I think you've made a foolish mistake.
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不可能
Unlikely.
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但请你说完
But make your case.
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请记住
您那批评的语气
Keeping in mind that your critical attitude
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正毁坏咱们周六夜晚的美好时光
is ruining our Saturday night together,
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我都没有把你窗口最小化
and I'm not above minimizing your window.
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谢尔顿
不管你喜不喜欢
Sheldon, like it or not,
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在你能把你的智慧
until you manage to upload your intelligence
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上载到一颗自给自足
装备着高速互联网
into a self-sustaining orbiting satellite,
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和隐形设备的轨道卫星上之前
equipped with high-speed Internet and a cloaking device,
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你还是需要依靠其他人类同胞的
you will be dependent on other members of the human race.
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够了
我要把你最小化了
That's it. Prepare to be minimized.
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我还没说完
I'm not finished.
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谢尔顿
所有科学家都要去募集资金
All scientists have to fund-raise, Sheldon.
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你觉得我的实验室靠的是什么资金
How do you think I paid for my lab?
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我去了沙特阿拉伯
遇到个王子
I went to Saudi Arabia and met with a prince
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他正好对神经生物学感兴趣
who had an interest in neurobiology.
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你的实验室靠中东业余爱好者资助的么
Your lab is funded by some Middle-Eastern dilettante?
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更准确地说
法伊萨是我未婚夫
Technically, Faisal is my fianc?
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但我现在有最高端的双光子显微镜
But I do have a state-of-the-art two-photon microscope
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冬天去利雅得(阿拉伯半岛中部的城市)还有个住所
and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.
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终于明白你Facebook上面那些诡异的骆驼比赛的照片
Well, that explains those puzzling camel race photos
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是哪里来的了
on your Facebook page.
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你这么想
And consider this:
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如果物理学院没有你出面
without you to make the case for the physics department,
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募捐的重任就落到莱纳德和拉杰那种人头上了
the task will fall to people like Leonard and Rajesh.
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你唬我么
Are you trying to scare me?
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你成功了
'Cause you're succeeding.
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等着更恐怖的吧
Well, then prepare to be terrified.
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如果你的朋友们没有足够说服力的话
If your friends are unconvincing,
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今年的捐款可能就被
this year's donations might go to,
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地质学院卷走了
say, the geology department.
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不要吧
那些烂泥研究员
Oh, dear, not the dirt people!
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或者更糟糕
Or worse-- it could go to...
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也可能给人文学院哦
the liberal arts.
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不要
No!
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几百万的捐款都在那些骚人墨客
Millions of dollars being showered on poets,
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身上打了水漂
literary theorists and students of gender studies.
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噢
人文啊
Oh, the humanities!
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往好处想
我觉得希伯特校长再也不会
On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert
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让我们参加任何募捐活动了
will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.
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受戒仪式都没这么痛苦
It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah.
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那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋
The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek
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就把储蓄债券给了你
and handed you a savings bond.
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别这么闷闷不乐嘛
Oh, don't be such gloomy Gusses.
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看这的虾有多大
Look at the size of these shrimp!
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到多大就可以叫做龙虾了
At what point do we start calling them lobsters?
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承认吧
我们搞砸了
Face it, Raj, we crashed and burned tonight.
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没那么糟糕啦
Oh, you didn't do that badly.
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莱瑟姆女士
我每天早晨第一个打开的机器
Mrs. Latham, the first machine I turn on in the morning
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是氦氖激光器
给它预热
is the helium-neon laser, 'cause it needs to warm up.
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亲爱的我不关心
I no longer care, dear.
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别着急
But don't worry,
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今天晚上见到你们很高兴
I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.
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别开玩笑了
哪里值得高兴了
You're kidding. That was good for you?
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我出了一身汗了
'Cause I was sweating through my T-shirt.
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最好不过了
Excellent! There's nothing I like better
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我最喜欢调戏聪明人了
than making smart people feel ill at ease.
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啥
Why?
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你有了钱之后
Oh, I don't know, it's one of the fun things
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就喜欢找这种乐子
you get to do when you have lots of money.
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看着
Watch.
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谁让你吃这里的虾了
Hey! Who said you could eat that shrimp?
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有趣吧
See? Fun.
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不不不
我只是来要钱的
No, no, no, I'm just here for your money.
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我不想握任何人的带菌手
I don't want to shake anyone's germy hands.
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希伯特
快跟他们说清楚
Explain it to them, Siebert.
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我必须承认
I must confess
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我不懂你什么意思
希伯特校长
I don't understand you, President Siebert.
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你一开始说你想要我出席你的筹款会
First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers,
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现在你又说你再也不想让我
but now you say you never want me to go
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接近你的筹款会
anywhere near your fund-raisers.
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不好意思
但您这意思有点混乱呀
Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message.
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又来了
Here we go again.
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如果你懒得跟我讲话的话
If there's simply no talking to me,
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那干吗还打电话给我
why did you call?
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对不起
另一条线上有电话进来了
I'm sorry, someone's on the other line.
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你何不组织一下你的语言
Why don't you see if you can organize your thoughts,
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我们晚点再聊
and we'll try again later.
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库珀和霍夫斯塔德家
简称库珀家
Cooper-Hofstadter residence. Go for Cooper.
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早上好
莱森太太
Good morning, Mrs. Latham.
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当然
我当然记得你
Well, yes, of course I remember you.
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一个通过把死去丈夫得来的
A woman well past her prime
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不义之财都捐赠出去以提高自己的
seeking to augment her social status
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社会地位的女人
by doling out her late husband's ill-gotten gains.
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那你准备给我多少钱
So, how much money are you going to give me?
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我不疯
我妈带我检查过的
I'm not crazy -- my mother had me tested.
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如果你不准备给我钱
Well, if you're not going to give me money,
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那你打电话来干嘛
then why are you calling?
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她要跟你讲话
She wants to talk to you.
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到底谁才是疯子
Who's crazy now?
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你好
莱森太太
Hello, Mrs. Latham.
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是的
我跟他住在一起
Yes, I live with him.
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我不
我也不知道为什么
I don't...I-I really don't know why.
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今晚吗
好的
没问题
Tonight? Sure, that'd be great.
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好的
到时见
Okay, I'll see you then.
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再见
Bye.
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她想跟我共进晚餐
谈谈我的研究
She wants to have dinner and talk about my research.
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就你那点研究还用得着整个晚餐的时间来讨论吗
An entire dinner to talk about your research?
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你们去哪吃
免下车的魔术盒快餐[美国快餐店]吗
Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?
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不管去哪都好
Well, wherever we're going,
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她会派车来接我
she's sending a car to pick me up.
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好吧
Okay,
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-我明白了
-明白什么了
- I see what's happening.
- What?
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我的境界吓到她了
My stature intimidates her,
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所以她就利用你来接近我
so she's using you to get to me.
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狡猾的老师太
Crafty old gal.
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不好意思
但你并不是这间公寓里唯一
Excuse me, but you are not the only
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一名出色的科学家
distinguished scientist in this apartment.
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我在同行评审刊物里发表过论文
I've been published in peer-reviewed journals,
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我在实验粒子物理学方面获得过
I received a Dissertation of the Year award
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年度专题论文奖
for experimental particle physics.
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不
不可能
No, that can't be it.
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还有你似乎忘了
And since you seem
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咱俩住在一起
to have forgotten, the reason we live together
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是因为咱俩是死党
is we're best friends.
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我会挺你的
杰克
And I got your back, Jack.
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-晚餐棒极了
-很高兴你喜欢
- That was a great meal.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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我唯一一次吃得这么好
就是我妈来看我
The only time I eat this well is when my mom's in town
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-然后带我出去吃饭那次
-是吗
- and she takes me out to dinner.
- Is that so?
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你跟她有点像
You kind of remind me of her.
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她也喜欢把人弄得不自在
She enjoys making people uncomfortable, too.
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你让我想起我在大学时期的男朋友
Well, you remind me of a boy I dated in college.
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-不会吧
-很可爱的男孩
- No kidding.
- Sweet boy.
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非常聪明
Very smart.
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要是他有钱就好了
If only he'd had money.
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说到钱
So, hey, speaking of money,
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你想不想帮物理系添置一个
how are you feeling about helping the physics department
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低温离心泵和一个分子筛
get a cryogenic centrifugal pump and molecular sieve?
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我只能说
你很有说服力
Well, I must say, you make a very persuasive case for it.
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-太好了
太好了
-而我真的
- Oh, good, good.
- And I'm seriously
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在考虑要进一步发展
considering taking it to the next level.
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太棒了
这太好了
Terrific. Great.
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怎么个进一步发展法
What level is that?
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现在你不像我妈了
Okay, now you don't remind me of my mom.
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对不起
也就是说
最终僵尸会
I'm sorry, so, eventually, zombies are going to attack
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袭击桑德拉·布洛克[美国女演员]所在的戒酒中心吗
the rehab facility where Sandra Bullock is?
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没错
谢尔顿
继续看吧
Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.
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这太可惜了
You know, it's a shame,
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她那么费劲地要戒酒
all that work she's doing to get sober,
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结果就为了被生吞活剥
only to be torn apart and eaten alive.
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晚餐怎么样
Hey. How was dinner?
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一级棒
我得喝上一杯
Swell. I need a drink.
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我们还有酒吗
Do we have any alcohol?
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没有
但是我们有土豆
我可以给你做伏特加
No. But we have potatoes -- I could make you vodka.
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不过要两周才能做好
It'll take two weeks.
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莱纳德
你没事吧
Leonard, are you okay?
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我不确定
Um, I'm not sure.
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怎么了
What's going on?
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莱森说她在考虑要给我们捐钱
Well, Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering
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好让我们买一个
donating money so we could get
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低温离心泵
a cryogenic centrifugal pump...
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太棒了
Yes!
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然后她就把舌头伸进我嘴里了
...then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
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为什么
Why?
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我们不能总是每件事都解释给你听
Okay, we can't keep explaining everything.
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自己去看看我们买给你的那本书
Read that book we got you.
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她喜欢我
She hit on me.
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等一下
等一下
等一下
你是说
Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us
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那个老师太想要跟你上床
that old lady wanted to have sex with you
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作为给你的院系捐赠上百万美金的条件吗
in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
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好像是
I think so.
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你个幸运的小鸭子
You lucky duck.
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你还真是够扭曲的啊
You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
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我赶在她有下一步行动之前
I was able to get out of there
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