生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕12
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翻译：米小勒
海因里希
取子小Q
小蛮腰
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后期：孤帆
时间轴：小e
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校对：Vin
总监：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十二集
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老妈
淡定
Ma, Ma, calm down.
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听我说
Listen to me.
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我知道上面说着用鼠标点击
I know it says click with the mouse,
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但在笔记本电脑上
触控板就相当于鼠标了
but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse.
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现在
把你的手指放上去
Now, put your finger on it.
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无所谓用哪根手指
Doesn't matter which finger.
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明智的选择
Good choice.
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现在把指针移到电子邮件图标上
Now move it down to your e-mail icon.
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对
就是那个小信封图标
Yeah, the little envelope.
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什么叫"它长什么样"
What do you mean, "What does it look like?"
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它当然长个信封样!
It looks like an envelope!
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行啊
你要是不喜欢电脑
Fine, you don't like the computer,
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那就别用了
don't use it!
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行啊
我们可以换个沙拉搅拌机
再见
Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!
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这就是你一直后悔买的那个光明节礼物吧
That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?
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光明节:犹太民族最隆重的节日
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我不能说所有无法掌握当代技术的
I won't say that all senior citizens
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老年人就应该被当众鞭策一番
who can't master technology should be publicly flogged,
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但倘若我们拿一两位作为案例
but if we made an example of one or two,
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或许能更好的鞭策他人努力学习呢
it might give the others incentive to try harder.
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我有个好主意
I had a great idea.
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我们总会被迫停下工作
You know how we're always having
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去解某些微分方程式吧
to stop and solve differential equations,
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比如你做傅里叶分析的时候
like when you're doing Fourier analysis,
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或是用到薛定谔方程的时候
or using the Schr dinger equation?
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霍华德用不到那个
他只不过是个工程师
Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer.
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我一直在想其实我们可以写个小程序
I was thinking, we could write a little app
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通过使用手写识别技术
that would use handwriting recognition,
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然后通过一个符号运算引擎来计算
and then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine.
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这样
只要你使用你的智能手机
You just use your smartphone,
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把你的方程式拍出来后就迎刃而解了
take a picture of the equation and bam!
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你们知道什么应用程序算牛吗
能制造放屁声的程序
You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.
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知道吗
莱纳德
You know, Leonard,
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那的确是个可行的主意
that's actually a valid idea.
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真的不错哦
Very good.
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你的口吻能否别弄得像是"我是一只刚学会
Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat
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如何上厕所的猫"似的
who learned how to use the toilet?
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不行
No.
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两项成就都让人感到啧啧称奇
The two achievements are equally surprising
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同样令人钦佩
and equally admirable,
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但如果要选的话
though if pressed,
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我不得不说那只猫的成就更胜一筹
I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.
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我还是拯救你于水火之中
I'll save you the pain and nervousness
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给你一个你期待已久的答案吧
of waiting for the answer.
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我同意参与你的计划
恭喜你
I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations.
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我的荣幸啊
Oh, yay for me.
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你们怎么说
What about you guys?
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我不敢保证什么
I can't promise anything,
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但有人就用这种东西赚到过钱呢
but people do make money off stuff like this.
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能赚点外快也是不错的选择
A few extra bucks would be nice.
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我终于能从我妈家搬出去了
I could finally move out of my mother's house.
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你搬到哪去呢
Where would you go?
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我一直梦想着能在车库上面
I always dreamed about
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搭造起属于自己的小天地
building a little place of my own over the garage
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如果我挣到更多的钱
我就能从工作中抽身
You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work
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带着美女来一趟潜艇之旅了
and give pretty girls submarine rides.
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那是什么玩意
What's that?
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某种诡异的性爱方式吗
Some weird sex thing?
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不是啊
No.
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就是你带着美女坐在你的
You take pretty girls underwater
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私人潜艇里
让她们欣赏鱼儿
in your private submarine, and you show them fish.
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为什么所有事到你这都要龌龊一下
Why does everything have to be dirty with you?
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我想我们可以在晚上一起做这个
I was thinking we could work on this at night,
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也许经过几周的努力后
and then maybe in a couple of weeks,
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就能有我们自己的应用程序贩售了
we'll have ourselves an app to sell.
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我们这听起来像是在做生意啊
Sounds like we're in business.
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我认为我们应该拍一张
留住这精彩的瞬间
I think we should take a picture to capture this moment.
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-好啊
-哦
- Yeah. - Oh!
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你们说
这是不是我99美分花的最值的一次
Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what?
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我查过应用商店了
I checked the App Store.
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应用商店:苹果公司为应用程序设计的下载平台
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还没人做过
No one is doing
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手写识别解微分方程的应用程序呢
handwriting-recognition differential equation solving.
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天呐
你小声点
Oh, dear Lord, shush.
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为什么
What?
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你好不容易能有个好点子
莱纳德
You have so few good ideas, Leonard.
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你打算就这么轻易地把它
And you're just going to spill the beans
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当着一个外人的面泄露出去吗
in front of an outsider?
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说谁呢
我吗
Who, me?
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谢尔顿
我不觉得佩妮
Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares
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多在乎这个基于手写识别技术的微分...
about handwriting-recognition based differential...
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夜晚的星星大而亮呀*
*The stars at night are big and bright
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深深地埋藏在德州的中央*
*Deep in the heart of Texas
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她不会来盗取我们的点子
She's not going to steal our idea.
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-什么点子
-我们要写一个应用程序...
- What idea? - We're gonna write an application...
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草原的星空宽而高呀*
*The prairie sky is wide and high
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深深地埋藏在...*
*Deep in the heart...
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行了
别唱了
Okay, stop, stop!
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德州的中央*
*Of Texas
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无论你们的秘密是什么
Whatever your secret is,
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我确信它必定无聊至极
所以我不会有兴趣的
I'm sure it's boring, so I'm not interested.
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一点也不无聊啊
It's not boring at all.
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你想想
在高阶数学中
You see, in higher order mathematics,
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一定会有
there are certain sets
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-联立方程组
它们有时...
-无聊
- of equations that... - Bored.
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满意了吗
Satisfied?
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恐怕很难
Hardly.
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试想一下这个不太可能却又非常真实的情节吧
Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario.
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一位年轻女子只身来到大都市
A young woman alone in the big city.
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她荒谬的演员梦想
Her ridiculous dream
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欺骗了她
从而深深地打击了她
of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
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拜托
你停一下好吗
Hey, wait a minute.
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等等
我们看看他的后续如何
Well, hang on. Let's see where he's going.
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然后现实打击了她
Then it hits her.
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她如何才能生存下去呢
How is she going to survive?
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因为她胸无大志且身无长物
I mean, she has no prospects, no marketable skills.
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直到有一天
And then one day,
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她遇到了一群天才们
she meets a group of geniuses
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以及天才们的朋友霍华德
and their friend Howard.
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我...
Hey, I...
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你也等等
我们看看他的后续如何
Hang on. Let's see where he's going.
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她与这帮人交朋友
然后伺机等候
She befriends them, and then lies in wait
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直到这帮人有了一个可销售的点子
until they reveal a marketable idea,
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于是她盗取了点子
卖给了出价最高的人
which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
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-这也太扯了
-哦
是吗
- That is ridiculous. - Oh, is it?
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那你倒是给我们个合理的解释
Let's see you come up with an explanation
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为何这个女人一直跟我们厮混在一起
as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
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太棒了
你们知道吗
Oh, great. You know what?
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我已经从你们这蹭到晚饭了
I've already mooched dinner off you guys.
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所以我不需要再听这个点子了
I don't need to listen to this.
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这就是你要的答案
免费食物
There's your answer-- free food.
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好吧
我已经自作主张
All right, I've taken the liberty
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起草了这些工作流程图
of drafting these workflow charts
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这里列出了我们形形色色的职务以及
which outline our various duties and the path we will follow
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开发这独创程序过程中需遵照的事项
as we develop our ground-breaking new app.
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为何我负责的是电话服务
Hey, why am I in charge of phone support?
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貌似有点种族主义
Seems a bit racist.
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一个操着印度口音的客服
A customer service representative
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能够给客人们留下一种
with an Indian accent will create the impression
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我们这是跨国公司
使用海外客服中心的印象
we're a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers.
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哦
Oh.
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很聪明
Very clever.
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但还是有种族色彩
But still racist.
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提醒下
你叫史蒂夫来自威奇托[美国城市]
Duly noted, Steve from Wichita.
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为什么我被列为你的行政助理
Why am I listed as your executive assistant?
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因为"秘书"这个词已经变得不大光彩了
Because the word "Secretary" has fallen into disrepute.
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提醒下
我妈妈的生日快到了
FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up.
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我需要你来帮我挑选个礼物
I'm going to need you to pick up a present.
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好吧
我们需要暂时先停一下了
Okay, we need to stop for a minute.
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莱纳德
拜托
我们可以在休憩时再谈
Leonard, please, we can talk during our break.
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这个午夜马上就有事情要做了
We have one coming up at midnight.
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我们需要小吃
We'll need snacks.
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谢尔顿
这个并不是你负责的
Sheldon, you're not in charge.
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这是我的点子
我才是负责的
It's my idea. I'm in charge.
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当然是你负责啊
Oh, of course you are.
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快看看上面的组织机构吧
Look at the organizational chart.
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你被清楚地列为了奠基人
You're clearly listed as founder.
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是啊
同时你被列为了首席执行官
Well, yes, and you're listed as Chief Executive Officer,
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首席财务官和首席运营官
Chief Financial Officer and Chief Operating Officer.
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你还少说了首席科技官
You missed Chief Science Officer,
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董事局主席以及秘密圣诞委员会首脑
Chairman of the Board, and Head of the Secret Santa Committee.
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好了
Okay.
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你现在就需要搞明白这件事
You need to get clear on this right now.
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我才是这个计划的决策人
I am in charge of this project.
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哦哦
莱纳德想取代谢尔顿成为"书呆子"界的领袖喽
Ooh. Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...
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好吧
好吧
我不打算跟你争执下去了
All right. All right, I'm not going to argue with you.
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谢尔顿·库珀如果不团队协作也一事无成
Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player.
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霍夫斯塔德博士
一切由你指挥
Dr. Hofstadter, you have the conn.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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我认为我们可以先从用户界面开始讨论
I thought we might start by talking about the user interface.
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哦天呐
我们失败定了
Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.
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那么这个按钮
So this button here
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能让你扫描一个新方程
will allow you to scan a new equation,
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而你按这边的按钮
but over here, you can press this,
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就能替换新的系数
and just substitute new values for the coefficients.
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不错哎
头儿
Good one, boss.
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啥
What?
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这个图例
This diagram.
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你以为您是想讲个开场笑话
I assume you were opening with a joke.
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毫无疑问鼓舞了我这个小员工的团队精神
It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps.
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这不是玩笑
就是这么设计
It's not a joke. It's the real design.
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这样的话
能让我稍微修改27处
In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks
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让这玩意儿看着不那么丢人吗
to make it slightly less embarrassing?
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谢尔顿
我觉得这个能成
Sheldon, I think this will work.
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就按我说的做先
Let's just try it my way.
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不好意思
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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我以为你希望你的属下
I assumed that you wanted
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能畅所欲言
直言进谏
candid truth-telling from your employees,
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而我现在意识到
你不过是喜欢
but I realize now, you want the mindless nattering
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盲目奉承
沾沾自喜的应声虫
of complacent yes-men.
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说完了吗
Are you done?
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听你的
头儿
If you say so, boss.
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好
按下这个键
So right now, this button-press event
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就能调用一个虚拟程序...
is just triggering a dummy procedure call...
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应用程序叫这名儿怎样
How about this for the app name?
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出奇-好用-微分-方程-相关
The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked
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优化-计算器
Differential Optimized Numerator.
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首字母连起来就是"谢尔顿"
So it spells "Sheldon."
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是吗
Does it?
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好巧啊
A happy accident.
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现在不急着起名
霍华德
来吧
We're not doing names now. Howard?
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我也说了
现在只是个虚拟程序
Like I was saying, right now it's just a dummy procedure,
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但最终会进入...
but eventually, it will drop us into...
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好吧
如果我们先不起名
All right, fine. If we're not going to give it a name,
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好歹起个秘密代号吧
can we at least give it a secret code designation?
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-不要
-听我说完
- No. - Hear me out.
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原子弹计划的代号是曼哈顿计划
The atomic bomb was The Manhattan Project.
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Win95最早的代号是芝加哥计划
Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago.
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而咱的应用程序
我低调建议就叫顿尔谢计划好了
For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs.
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不过是"谢尔顿"倒过来而已
That's just "Sheldon" Backwards.
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又是个愉快的巧合啊
Another happy accident.
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我们现在不浪费时间起名字
We're not wasting time with names right now.
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我懂了
I see.
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能公开讨论下这个决议吗
Is that decision open for discussion?
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不
No.
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能公开讨论下为什么不公开讨论吗
Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?
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不
No.
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再说一遍
Again,
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现在这只是个虚拟程序
right now it's just a dummy procedure,
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但最终会进入...
but eventually, it will drop us into...
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我要对现在的领导人发起不信任投票
I call for a vote of no confidence
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并且要求立即更换领导人
and an immediate change in leadership.
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谢尔顿
快住口
Sheldon, stop it.
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在人类活动过程中
有必要缓解
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary
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三位有能力的科学家的合作关系
to dissolve the bonds that tie three competent scientists together...
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-够了
谢尔顿
-好吧
直接开始投票吧
- That's enough, Sheldon. - All right, let's get right to the vote.
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现在请所有反对莱纳德
Show of hands-- all those opposed
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和他的专制帝国的人
举手
to Leonard and his reign of tyranny.
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够了
你被炒了
Okay, that's it, you're fired.
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真的吗
Really?
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为什么
Why?
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因为你没法和人合作
Because you're impossible to work with.
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我明白了
I see.
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能公开讨论下吗
And is that open for discussion?
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你在做什么
What are you doing?
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早上好
大懒虫
Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.
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我想你会很高兴看到
I think you'll be pleased
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昨晚精灵们的辛勤劳动成果
with what the elves were up to last night.
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我不是炒了你么
I fired you.
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我知道
我现在是个合同工
Oh, I know. I'm now an independent contractor.
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不
你啥都不是
No, you are now nothing.
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你和这项目没有一毛钱关系了
You have no connection to this project whatsoever.
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但我做了改进
But I made it better.
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我不要你做改进
我要按我自己的来
I don't want it better. I want it my way.
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这话真是意味深长
是吧
Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it?
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好吧
我想我还是去穿公车裤吧
All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
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公车裤是什么玩意
What the hell are bus pants?
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就是穿在普通裤子外面的裤子
They are pants one wears over one's regular pants
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因为你要坐在公车上
when one sits on bus seats
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别人坐过的椅子上
that other people have previously sat on.
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不过也许你是企业里
But perhaps from your lofty heights
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高高在上的领导
恐怕不会理解
atop the corporate ladder, you've lost touch
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身为普通人的辛酸苦辣
with the struggles of the common man.
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听着
我还是很乐意开车送你去上班
Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work.
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在这点上没有改变
Nothing's changed in that regard.
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我们还是室友
还是朋友
We're still roommates, we're still friends.
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但你却把我
你最好的朋友
Except you identified me, your best friend,
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当成一块坏死的肉
as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed
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从组织上割下来再扔掉
from the organism and tossed away.
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你这有严重拿破仑情结的小个子
The desperate act of a little man
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还真是穷凶极恶
with a big Napoleon complex.
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老子告诉你
You know what?
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速度穿你的公交裤去吧
Go put on your bus pants.
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昨天晚上
我做了个梦
Mm. Last night, I had a dream
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我们因为这应用程序发了大财
we got so rich from the app,
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我俩买了两幢相邻的别墅
you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions.
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但是...
But...
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中间有条秘密隧道
there was a secret tunnel
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从你的前庭连到我的后院
connecting your front yard to my back yard.
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你觉得这是啥意思
What do you think that means?
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意思是我们玩完手球后
我在家洗澡
It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.
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早上好
霍华德好友
Good morning, Friend Howard.
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拉杰好友
Friend Raj.
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两位先生在喝饮料啊
I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages.
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也许这些能让它们喝起来更美味
Perhaps they would taste better out of these.
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"世上最伟大的天文物理学家"
"World's Greatest Astrophysicist"?
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不用谢我
你应得的
Don't thank me. You earned it.
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"霍华德·沃罗威茨"
"Howard Wolowitz."
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为啥不是"世上最伟大的工程师"
Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"?
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不好意思
I'm sorry.
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我在做标签的时候是这么打过
I typed that into the label maker,
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但实在按不下确认键
but I just couldn't press enter.
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现在谈正事吧
Now down to business.
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你们何不抛弃莱纳德
What would it take for you to abandon Leonard
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加入竞争对手
我的公司
and join me in a rival company?
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要是这两个马克杯还不够
Unless, of course, the mugs are sufficient,
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不管怎样
欢迎你们入伙
in which case, welcome aboard.
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我们不会抛弃莱纳德
We're not quitting on Leonard.
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我明白
你们的忠诚值得赞扬
I understand. Your loyalty is admirable.
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但如果我再增加筹码呢
But what if I were to up the ante?
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你在说什么鬼
What are you talking about?
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字母组合钥匙链
Monogrammed key chains
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还配有内置激光
with a built-in laser pointer.
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还是不吗
No?
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那印有我们大学
How about can cozies
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吉祥物的保温罩呢
emblazoned with our university mascot?
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冲啊
海狸
Go, Beavers.
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我马上回来
I'll be back.
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好
我们试下这个
Okay, let's try this one.
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"球面汉克尔函数"
"Spherical Hankel function."
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稍等
Hold on.
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有了
That's it!
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中了
Eureka!
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喂
我们不是说好"中了"的时候
Hey, we agreed when it was "Eureka" Time,
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要一起说的吗
we were all gonna say it together.
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好吧
那再一起说一次好了
Fine. Let's say it together.
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不了
这个时机已经过了
No. The moment has passed.
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你们好
先生们
Greetings, gentlemen.
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你们的小项目咋样了
How goes your little project?
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你是指
"莱沃帕里"计划吗
You mean, "Project Lenwoloppali"?
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是你们名字的组合啊
Ah, a combination of all your names.
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真聪明
Very clever.
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为啥不是"库萨纳德威茨"呢
I assume "Koothranardowitz" Was taken?
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我们在扫描方程
效果还不错
We're actually scanning equations and getting good results.
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好吧
你们继续努力吧
Oh, well then, by all means, carry on.
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我不想妨碍你们的进程
I wouldn't want to impede your progress.
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霍华德
你解决了安装时间的问题了吗
Howard, did you solve the install time problem yet?
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没有
这有点难应付
No. It's a little tricky.
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我准备查下图书馆的查询系统...
I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries dyn...
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你在搞什么
What are you doing?!
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在演奏特雷门琴
Playing the theremin.
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不
我是说
你拿特雷门琴在搞什么
No. I mean, what are you doing