生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕1
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翻译：Vin
Tina
海因里希
Joanna
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后期：孤帆
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校对：雨亦奇
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生活大爆炸
第四季第一集
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现在是宫保鸡丁
And now the kung pao chicken.
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很顺利啊
Smooth.
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最后
And finally,
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我的木须肉
my moo shu pork.
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给力!
Whoo-hoo!
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菜上齐了
先生们
Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.
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整整一桌由机器人上的晚餐
Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.
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而且只花了28分钟
And it only took 28 minutes.
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是很不错
但我们必须要小心
Impressive, but we must be cautious.
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-为什么
-今天机器人来上中国菜
- Why?
- Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot.
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明天就穿越回过去
Tomorrow, it travels back in time
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谋杀莎拉·康纳
and tries to kill Sarah Connor.
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我可不觉得这会发生
谢尔顿
I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon.
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确实没发生过
No one ever does.
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所以才会发生
That's why it happens.
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嘿
晚餐到了吗
Hey. Is the food here?
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这是什么
Ooh. What's that?
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亲爱的女士
That, dear lady,
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这叫沃罗威茨程控手
is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand,
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专为维修国际空间站
designed for extravehicular repairs
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而设计的延伸臂
on the International Space Station.
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好酷啊
Ah, cool.
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叫我把酱油递给你
Ask me to pass the soy sauce.
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空间站里有人用机械手打酱油吗
Oh, does that come up much on the space station?
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通常会是亚裔或犹太航天员
Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.
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-好吧
给我酱油
-就来
- All right. Pass the soy sauce.
- Coming up.
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工作如何
So how's work?
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还不赖吧
Oh, it's not bad.
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有点饿了
Kind of hungry.
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我们都饿
Yeah, we all are.
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等等就好
Just wait.
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佩妮
你有想过
You realize, Penny, that the technology
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这机械臂所蕴含的科技会在某天
that went into this arm will one day make
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让你这种没有能力的服务员下岗么
unskilled food servers such as yourself obsolete.
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真的吗
Really?
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他们会造往你汉堡上吐口水的机器人吗
They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?
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我以为你跟她分手了
I thought you broke up with her.
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她为什么在这儿
Why is she here?
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好了
搞定
Okay, here we go.
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传递酱油
Passing the soy sauce.
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手抬起来
Put out your hand.
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真不可思议
That's amazing.
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我可不会说不可思议
I wouldn't say amazing.
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最多不过是比《乡村熊狂欢节》里的
At best, it's a modest leap forward
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迪士尼乐园一个用机械动物表演的秀
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使用的最基本的科技前进了一小步而已
from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.
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嘿
谢尔顿
Hey, Sheldon?
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怎么了
Yes?
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和平吗
Peace?
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不
才不是
No, not peace.
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等着
Hang on.
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美国航天局知道你用这个作餐巾纸架吗
Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?
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开玩笑
他们以为这个还在JPL的保险柜里呢
You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.
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JPL: 喷气推进实验室
美国顶尖机器人实验室
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你偷的
You stole it?
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借的
Borrowed.
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关键在表现得像把自己的东西带到车上
The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.
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不好意思
Excuse me.
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艾米正在干洗店
Amy's at the dry cleaners,
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然后想到一个很有趣的双关语
and she's made a very amusing pun.
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"我不喜欢全氯乙烯
"I don't care for perchloroethylene,
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不喜欢乙二醇醚"
and I don't like glycol ether."
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懂了吗
Get it?
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不喜欢乙二醇醚
She doesn't like glycol ether.
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听起来就像"亦"
Sounds like "either."
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"噗-哈-哈"
"L-O-L."
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-艾米是谁
-他女朋友
- Who's Amy?
- His girlfriend.
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-谢尔顿有女朋友吗
-她不是我女朋友
- Sheldon has a girlfriend?
- She's not my girlfriend.
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-这事儿多久了
-四个月
- How long has this been going on?
- Four months.
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她不是我女朋友
She's not my girlfriend.
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你是在说
过去的四个月里
Are you telling me, for the past four months
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我一直在问你
"有新鲜事吗"
I have been asking you, "What's new?"
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你居然从来没想过说
and you never thought to go with,
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"谢尔顿有女朋友"吗
"Sheldon has a girlfriend"?
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她不是我女朋友
She's not my girlfriend.
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啊
等等等等
Ah... d-d-d-d...
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他们怎么认识的
How did they meet?
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拉杰和我把谢尔顿的信息发到交友网站上
Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site,
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网站速配了艾米·菲拉·福勒
and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.
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天哪
谢尔顿和艾米
Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.
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或者像我们所说"谢米"
Or, as we call them, "Shamy."
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谢米
Shamy.
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我必须好好八一八谢米了
I am so digging the Shamy.
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好吧
各单位注意
All right, everyone pay attention.
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没错
我是有个朋友叫艾米·菲拉·福勒
Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler.
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没错
她是女性
Yes, she is female.
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没错
我们每天交流
Yes, we communicate on a daily basis,
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但是
她不是我女朋友
but no, she is not my girlfriend.
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好吧
那你们交流都说什么
Okay, well, what do you communicate about?
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我的物理工作和她的神经生物学工作
Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology,
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最新话题是论我们生个孩子的可能性
and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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等等
要孩子
Wait a minute-- a child?
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你从没见过这女的
You never see this girl.
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只有电邮短信和推特联系
You just e-mail and text and Twitter.
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然后现在就考虑要孩子了
Now you're considering having a baby?
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艾米指出通过我俩的结合
Amy pointed out that between the two of us,
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我们的基因将会有机会
our genetic material has the potential
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制造出前所未有的
of producing the first in a line
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智力超群
仁慈善良的君主
of intellectually superior, benign overlords
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带领人类走向光明未来
to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
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我猜想未来的历史学家
I'm guessing that future historians
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将会谴责我们不趁这机会杀了谢尔顿
will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.
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好吧
我有个问题
Okay, I have a question.
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请说
佩妮
Yes, Penny.
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你不喜欢别人碰你
You don't even like people touching you.
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你们怎么做爱呢
How are you going to have sex?
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我们干嘛要做爱
Why on earth would we have sex?
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亲爱的
你的私处开始发育的时候
Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you?
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你妈妈没跟你谈过吗
You know, when your private parts started growing?
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我很清楚人类繁殖的方式
I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce,
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既脏乱又不卫生
Which is messy, unsanitary,
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而且跟你做了三年邻居
And based on living next to you for three years,
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听了太多不必要又响亮的呼唤神
Involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
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天呐
Oh, God.
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对
就是这句
Yes, exactly.
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因此
如果艾米和我
Consequently, if Amy and I choose
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选择让一个新生命降临
to bring new life into this world,
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我们会让生育专家
It will be accomplished clinically,
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在实验室用培养皿受精
with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes.
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这倒提醒我
Which reminds me--
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你不仅屁股大
而且头脑简单
精力充沛
you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigor.
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你的子宫可以代孕吗
Is your womb available for rental?
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还想深入八一八谢米恋吗
Still digging the Shamy?
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谢尔顿
Look, Sheldon,
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先别急着选孕育科
before you race off to the fertility clinic,
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你也可以考虑
you might want to think about--
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老天
怎么说呢
uh, gee, I don't know--
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切实地花点时间陪她
maybe actually spending some time with her.
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-你是说约会
-没错
- You mean dating?
- Yeah.
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-我不能和艾米约会
-为什么
- I can't date Amy.
- Why not?
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她不是我女朋友
She's not my girlfriend.
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不要把它当成和女朋友约会
Okay, look, don't think of it as dating a girlfriend.
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把它当成
Think of it as, uh...
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了解你孩子的未来妈妈
Getting to know the future mother of your child.
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我还真没想到
I hadn't considered that.
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她将来应该会接触我们的后代
I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny.
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你觉得通过短信息
And you don't think I can achieve
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我无法达到必要的亲密吗
the required intimacy via text messaging?
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应该不能
Probably not.
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看来电话公司一直在骗我
It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
佩妮
Penny. Penny.
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你应该知道我站在门的另一边
You do realize I stand on the other side of the door
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等你敲完三次门吧
waiting for you to finish knocking three times.
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我知道
我能从门缝看到脚的影子
I know. I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.
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重点是敲三次很浪费时间
Yeah, my point is it's a waste of time.
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如果你想找个
If you're looking for an example
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浪费时间的例子
of a waste of time, I would refer you
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我们现在的话题就很浪费时间
to the conversation we're having right now.
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你有事吗
What do you want?
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我决定了接受你的建议
I've decided to take your advice and have arranged
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还安排了跟艾米约会
to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler.
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那太好了
Oh, that's great.
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-玩得开心
-等等
- Have fun.
- Wait.
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你要载我去
You have to drive me.
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-什么
-你知道我不开车
- What?
- You know I don't drive.
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-去问莱纳德
-问了
- Well, go ask Leonard.
- I did.
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他说
我复述
问问佩妮
He said-- and I quote-- "Ask Penny.
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那是她的可笑主意
It was her cockamamy idea."
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莱纳德说"可笑"?
Leonard said "cockamamy"?
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好吧
那是我说的
Actually, I'm paraphrasing.
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在基督教家庭长大
Having been raised in a Christian household,
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我实在不习惯他的用语
I'm uncomfortable with the language he used.
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老实说
And to be honest,
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其实我也不喜欢"可笑"这个词
I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamy."
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好吧
什么时候约会
Okay, fine. When's the date?
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-现在
-现在?
- Now.
- Now?
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快点
我们要迟到了
Hurry. We're going to be late.
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谢尔顿
你有没有想过
Sheldon, did it ever occur to you
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我可能有别的事要忙吗
that I might have other plans?
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对不起
I'm sorry.
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你有别的事忙吗
Do you have other plans?
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倒是没有
不过
Well, no, not per se, but...
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这么说这个话题
So this conversation is as pointless
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跟你的敲门独白一样没意义咯
as your door-knocking soliloquy?
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我去拿我的可笑钥匙
Let me get my... cockamamy keys.
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天呐
太爽了
Oh, God, that feels so good.
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对
就是那里
Yeah, that's the spot.
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宝贝儿
Oh, baby.
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霍华德
吃饭啦
Howard, dinner's ready!
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我一会再吃
I'll eat later.
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现在很忙
I'm busy!
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爽啊
Oh, yeah.
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就跟人手一样
Just like a real hand.
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谢谢你载我去
Thank you for driving me.
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不客气
You're welcome.
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但我希望你不穿人字拖
I wish you weren't wearing flip-flops.
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穿人字拖开车很危险
It's dangerous to drive in flip-flops.
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-谢尔顿
-对不起
- Sheldon.
- Sorry.
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我只是不想成为另一个人字拖的受害者
I just don't want to be yet another flip-flop fatality.
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我能问个问题吗
Can I ask you a question?
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鉴于你的社区大学学历
Given your community college education,
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我鼓励你尽量多问
I encourage you to ask me as many as possible.
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好
我的问题是
Yeah. Well, my question is--
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其实我很清楚答案
and I'm pretty sure I know the answer--
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这是你第一次约会吗
Is this your first date?
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那得看情况
That depends.
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跟我妹在国庆日
Does square-dancing with my sister
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青年敬耶稣方块舞会上
at a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown
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跳舞算吗
count as a date?
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不算
No.
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那这是我第一次约会
Then, this is my first date.
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那有几件事
Okay. Well, then, there's a couple of things
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你应该要知道
you should probably know.
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我有一个硕士学位和两个博士学位
I have a master's degree and two doctorates.
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我应该知道的事
我都知道
The things I should know, I do know.
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我的意思是
我比你更清楚约会
My point is, I know more about dating than you,
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而且如果你真有你认为的那么聪明
and if you were as smart as you think you are,
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你就会听我的话
you would listen to me.
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如果你是约会专家
那怎么我今晚有约会
If you know so much, how come I have a date tonight
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而你只能当我的司机呢
and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?
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说得好
Fair point.
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《水行侠》的有些问题我想不明白
You know, there's something I've always wondered about Aquaman.
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-什么
-他去哪便便
- Yeah?
- Where does he poop?
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什么
What?
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亚特兰蒂斯的马桶长什么样
What would a toilet look like in Atlantis?
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你怎么冲掉呢
How would you flush it?
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就算你冲掉了
便便又能冲去哪呢
And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?
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一会儿再讨论
Hold that thought.
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喂
霍华德
怎么了
Hey, Howard. What's going on?
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啥
What...
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等等
霍华德
慢点说
Hold on. Howard, Howard, slow down.
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机械手卡在你的什么上了
The robot hand is stuck on your what?
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说出来肯定吓你一跳
You're not going to believe this.
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艾米
听谢尔顿说
So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me
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你是一个神经...什么来着
you're a neuro... something-or-other.
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是神经生物学家
Neurobiologist.
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你车的"检查引擎"灯亮了
Your "check engine" light is on.
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噢
不管它
Yeah, it's okay.
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但如果灯亮了就说明...
But the light indicates...
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不用费心了
Don't bother.
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我已经浪费太多时间
I've wasted many an hour
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攻击这座顽固的风车了
tilting at that particular windmill.
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你用的什么香水吗
Uh, what is that scent you're wearing?
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真好闻
It smells great.
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去屑洗发水
Dandruff shampoo.
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我头皮干燥
I have dry scalp.
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你发质看着很好呀
Well, your hair looks very nice.
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你是同性恋么
Are you a homosexual?
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当然不
我只是赞美你而已
No, no, I'm just giving you a compliment.
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要你是同性恋
赞美不听着更由衷吗
Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.
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那啥
来点音乐怎样
Guys, how 'bout some music?
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哦不
我可不想要
Oh, no, I wouldn't care for that.
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艾米
你呢
Amy?
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我也是
谢了
No, thank you.
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好吧
Okay.
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那就诡异地沉默着吧
Uncomfortable silence it is.
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谢尔顿
你有没有告诉艾米
Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy
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你小时候在德州长大的经历
what it was like for you growing up in Texas?
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没有
No.
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哎
为什么不告诉她
Well, why don't you tell her?
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好吧
All right.
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痛苦得要死
It was hell.
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艾米
有什么想法么
Any follow up, Amy?
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没有
No.
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我在内布拉斯加州长大
I myself grew up in Nebraska.
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奥马哈郊外的一个小镇
Small town outside of Omaha.
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很好的地方
大多是家庭农场
还有些制毒窝点
Nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.
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不好意思
这样还不如诡异地沉默呢
I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?
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我也不知道
不过是试着找点话题
I don't know. I was just trying something.
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麻瓜一个[此处引用《哈利波特》里的说法]
Muggles.
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你是滑倒摔进机械手里的吗
You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
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对
Yes.
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鸡鸡先着地
Penis first?
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对
快帮我
Yes. Now, help me!
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我本来想建议用润滑剂
I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling
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但我想其实你已经栽在润滑剂里了
you fell on some of that as well.
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不好笑
莱纳德
Not funny, Leonard.
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是吗
一个机械手卡在你小弟弟上
Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.
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这还不好笑吗
不信你问别人
That's funny, ask anyone.
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拜托
趁我妈还没进来
快把这玩意弄掉
Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!
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唔
我看看
Okay, let's see.
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别
别碰电脑
No, no! Don't touch.
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程序暂停了
The program is paused.
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那就重新启动呗
Well, then let's un-pause it.
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别
导入错误的程序
No, no! I loaded the wrong program.
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这玩意以为自己在外太空握着把螺丝刀呢
The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.
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要是程序继续
它就要开始扭了
If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.
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好吧
A-All right.
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这样如何
Um, how about this.
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小熊维尼的脑袋卡在蜂蜜树上时
When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck
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他的伙伴们就会上去拉住他
in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him
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然后往外拔啊拔啊拔
and pulled and pulled.
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你爱咋咋地
You do what you want,
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我可不想碰其他男人的"蜂蜜树"
I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
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好吧
不拔了
All right, uh, forget pulling.
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00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,920
那就找把电锯
直接锯掉
How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?
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啥
不准用电锯
What?! No saws!
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00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,870
一个包皮环切还不够吗
One circumcision was enough.
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00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,380
那乙快焊炬呢
How about an acetylene torch?
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好吧
不敢相信我还要声明这些
Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud.
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不准拔
不准用电锯和焊炬
No pulling, no saws, no torches.
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那你要我们做啥
Well, then what do you want us to do?
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霍华德
我做了饼干
Howard, I made cookies for you
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给你和你的小伙伴
and your little friends!
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00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,480
好极了
老妈
多谢
That's great, Mom, thanks!
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00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,310
我送上来
再带点夏威夷宾治酒
I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!
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00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,690
别上来
Don't come up here!
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干嘛
看不起你妈吗
Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!
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话是没错
但这不是关键
Yes, but that's not the point!
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00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,440
快帮帮忙
Get me out of here.
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你有想法吗
拉杰
You have any ideas, Raj?
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00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:34,520
现在啊
我满脑子都是饼干和夏威夷宾治酒
Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.
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00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:46,030
好吧
换个话题
Hey, here's another possible topic of conversation.
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今晚是谢尔顿的盛大之夜啊
This is a big night for Sheldon.
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是吧
谢尔顿
Right, Sheldon?
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00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,820
盛大
Big night?
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00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,260
冬至日的夜晚才叫大
The winter solstice is a big night.
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00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,940
在南加利福尼亚
It's over 14 hours
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一共有整整14小时呢
in Southern California.
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00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:02,170
这句话仿得真有意思
That's an amusing factoid.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,250
不
No, no.
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00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:10,960
我是说
今晚是谢尔顿第一次正式约会
My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon's first official date.
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你们继续吧
Discuss.
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00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,040
真的吗
Is this true?
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00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,150
当然
在国庆日上的青年敬基督
Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus
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方块舞会上的那次半乱伦约会不算
Fourth of July Hoedown didn't count.
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艾米
那你呢
So, um, Amy, what about you?
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你约会过吗
Do you date much?
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00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,200
一年一次
Once a year.
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我和我妈说好了
It's a deal I made with my mother
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00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,370
这样她就不唠叨这事
in exchange for her silence on the matter,
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00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,410
还可以偶尔用她的乔治·富曼烤架
as well as the occasional use of her George Foreman Grill
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00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,260
锁住美味
没有脂肪
that seals in the flavor without the fat.
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00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,620
你呢
佩妮
How about you, Penny?
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00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,130
你约会过很多次吗
Do you go on many dates?
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00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,890
其实也没有很多次啦
Uh, yeah, I wouldn't say many.
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00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,240
有几个吧
A few.
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00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,920
这算啥表情
What's...?
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你把约171个不同男人描述为"有几个"
Your characterization of approximately 171 different men as "A few."
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什么
What...
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