高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译22素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕22

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　　粉色指甲油

　　Okay, Babydoll Pink,

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　　看看你能不能把我爸遗传的大脚遮小点

　　let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

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　　谢尔顿

　　就两度

　　It's just two degrees, Sheldon.

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　　我只想把恒温器调高两度

　　I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees!

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　　让我像你指出

　　两度

　　Let me point out that two degrees

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　　可以是水和蒸汽的差异

　　can be the difference between water and steam.

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　　我们又不是住在茶壶里

　　Yes, if we lived in a teakettle.

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　　你在室友协议中同意了这个温度

　　This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.

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　　去你的室友协议

　　Aw, screw the roommate agreement!

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　　不许你鄙视室友协议

　　No, you don't screw the roommate agreement.

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　　室友协议鄙视你

　　The roommate agreement screws you.

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　　跟你的恒温器下地狱去吧

　　You know what, go to hell and set their thermostat.

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　　我根本不用下地狱

　　I don't have to go to hell.

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　　调成73度

　　我已经在地狱了

　　At 73 degrees, I'm there already!

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　　谁啊

　　Who is it?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

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　　等等

　　Hang on.

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　　我今晚能睡你沙发上吗

　　Can I sleep on your couch tonight?

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　　可以

　　Uh, well, you can try,

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　　不过对门的人一直很吵

　　but the people across the hall are being very noisy.

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　　你听到了吧

　　You heard that, huh?

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　　显然

　　一个想调恒温器

　　Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat,

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　　另一个又发疯了

　　then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.

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　　你也觉得他是疯子吧

　　So you agree, he's nuts.

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　　没会和他合租的人那么疯

　　Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him.

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　　信不信由你

　　我刚认识他时他更疯

　　Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.

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　　我才不信呢

　　Oh, I do not believe that.

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　　你太傻太天真了

　　You are so naive.

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　　就像七年前的我

　　Just like I was seven years ago.

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　　我刚开始在大学工作

　　I'd just started at the university.

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　　请问

　　谢尔顿·库珀家在哪

　　Excuse me, I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.

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　　你是来看房的吧

　　Oh, I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.

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　　-对

　　-兄弟

　　快跑

　　- Yeah.

　　- Run away, dude.

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　　什么

　　What?!

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　　跑快点

　　跑远点

　　Run fast, run far.

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　　那应该是第一条线索

　　That should have been my first clue.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第二十二集

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　　谢尔顿的前室友要你赶紧逃跑

　　So Sheldon's last roommate tried to warn you off?

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　　我当时只觉得他是个疯子

　　For all I knew, he was the crazy one.

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　　他的样子很像疯子

　　He had this really deranged look.

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　　跟谢尔顿住能不疯吗

　　Well, yeah, he'd been living with Sheldon.

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　　现在明白也太迟啦

　　Sure, it makes sense now.

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　　接着

　　我上楼敲门

　　Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the door.

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　　有事吗

　　Yeah?

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　　你是库珀博士吗

　　Dr. Cooper?

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　　你找的是对门的疯子

　　No, you want the crazy guy across the hall.

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　　回想起来

　　那是第二条线索

　　In retrospect, that was clue number two.

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　　有事吗

　　Yes?

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　　我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

　　I'm Leonard Hofstadter.

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　　我打过电话想看房

　　你说...

　　I called you about the apartment. You said...

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　　我知道我说了什么

　　I know what I said.

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　　我也知道你说了什么

　　I know what you said.

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　　我还知道我妈在1992年3月5日说了什么

　　I know what my mother said on March 5, 1992.

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　　第六惰性气体是什么

　　What is the sixth noble gas?

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　　-什么

　　-你说你是科学家

　　- What?

　　- You said you're a scientist.

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　　第六惰性气体是什么

　　What is the sixth noble gas?

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　　氡?

　　Uh, radon?

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　　你是问我还是回答我

　　Are you asking me or telling me?

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　　回答你?

　　Telling you?

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　　回答你

　　Telling you.

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　　好

　　下一个问题

　　All right, next question.

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　　柯克还是皮卡尔

　　Kirk or Picard?

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　　[星际迷航中初代和下一代进取号的舰长]

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　　好难抉择

　　Oh, uh, well, that's tricky.

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　　初代比下一代好看

　　Um, Original Series over Next Generation,

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　　但皮卡尔比柯克强

　　but Picard over Kirk.

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　　正确

　　Correct.

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　　你已通过室友关系第一关

　　You've passed the first barrier to roommate-hood.

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　　你可以进来了

　　You may enter.

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　　挺宽敞的嘛

　　Oh, this is pretty nice.

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　　卧室在里面吧

　　Uh, the bedrooms are back there?

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　　这得看情况

　　That depends.

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　　我不明白

　　I don't understand.

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　　卧室的存在有条件的吗

　　Their existence is conditional?

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　　不

　　但对你来说卧室的存在是有条件的

　　No, but your ability to perceive their existence is conditional

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　　你要通过第二和第三关

　　on you passing the second and third barriers.

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　　有三关啊

　　There's three?

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　　一个比一个更具挑战性

　　Each more daunting than the last.

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　　请坐

　　Have a seat.

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　　好

　　Okay.

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　　不

　　这是我的专座

　　No! That's where I sit!

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　　有区别吗

　　What's the difference?

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　　这个位置正好

　　This seat is ideally located

　　84

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　　能在冬天吹到暖气

　　both in relation to the heat source in the winter

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　　夏天吹到对流风

　　and a cross breeze in the summer.

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　　而且正对着电视机

　　It also faces the television at a direct angle,

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　　我能专心看电视或者打机

　　allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play

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　　不受谈话干扰

　　without being subjected to conversation.

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　　因此

　　我把它置于永恒状态了

　　As a result, I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.

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　　可能吗

　　Can you do that?

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　　[拉丁语]

　　Cathedra mea, regulae meae.

　　92

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　　意思是"我的椅子

　　我做主"

　　That's Latin for "My chair, my rules."

　　93

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　　你在电话里说

　　Now, you said on the phone

　　94

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　　你的研究领域是物理

　　that your area of study is physics.

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　　对

　　实验物理学

　　Uh, yeah, experimental physics.

　　96

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　　那是什么

　　What is that?

　　97

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　　跟你无关

　　Doesn't concern you.

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　　你每天都会去大学吗

　　You'll be going to the university every day?

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　　对

　　Yes.

　　100

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　　-你有交通工具吗

　　-有辆车

　　- And you have a vehicle?

　　- A car, yeah.

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　　你愿意载我吗

　　And you'll be willing to drive me?

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　　你不会开车吗

　　Can't you drive?

　　103

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　　我会

　　I can.

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　　我不想开

　　I choose not to.

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　　那我可以载你

　　Okay, I suppose I could drive you.

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　　这点可以给我加加分对吧

　　That's a point in my favor, right?

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　　我来写就可以了

　　Why don't you let me do this.

　　108

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　　别这样

　　我问问而已嘛

　　Come on, I just asked.

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　　最后一个问题

　　Last question.

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　　身处一个后启示录的世界中

　　In a post-apocalyptic world,

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　　你会最先考虑完成以下哪项工作

　　which task would you assign the highest priority?

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　　找出可持续利用的食物来源

　　Locating a sustainable food source,

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　　重建一个功能政府

　　reestablishing a functioning government,

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　　生育

　　还是传承人类文化

　　procreating, or preserving the knowledge of mankind?

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　　我选

　　传承文化

　　Uh, I'm gonna go with... preserving the knowledge.

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　　正解

　　That's correct.

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　　供你参考

　　除了生育

　　其他答案我都接受

　　FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating.

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　　来

　　我带你参观一下其他房间

　　Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.

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　　太好了

　　Oh, good.

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　　我通过关卡了

　　I passed the barriers.

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　　只是第二关卡

　　别翘尾巴呢

　　The second barrier. Don't get cocky.

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　　这里是浴室

　　This is the bathroom.

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　　你周期正常吗

　　Are you fairly regular?

　　124

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　　大概吧

　　Uh, I guess.

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　　你不能给我模棱两可的答案

　　This isn't going to work if you're guessing.

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　　你什么时候排泄粪便

　　When do you evacuate your bowels?

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　　我憋不住的时候

　　When I have to.

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　　你憋不住的时候

　　When you have to?

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　　抱歉

　　我不租房间给嬉皮士

　　I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.

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　　不好意思

　　是早上

　　I-I'm sorry, uh, in the morning.

　　131

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　　8点左右

　　Around 8:00.

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　　8点不行

　　你可以7点半用厕所

　　I can't give you 8:00. I can give you 7:30.

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　　好

　　我同意

　　Fine. I'll take it.

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　　通过第三关卡

　　Third barrier passed.

　　135

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　　你赢得了参观你卧室的权利

　　You have won the right to see your room.

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　　噢耶

　　Huzzah.

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　　是这间吗

　　Is this it?

　　138

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　　不

　　这是我的卧室

　　No, this is my room.

　　139

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　　人们不能进我的卧室

　　People don't go in my room.

　　140

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　　那你睡哪儿啊

　　So where do you sleep?

　　141

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　　我没明白

　　I don't understand.

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　　你说人类不能进去

　　你自己也是人类

　　If people don't go in there, and you're people, and...

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　　你

　　是人类吧

　　You are people, aren't you?

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　　我开个玩笑

　　Making a joke.

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　　你经常这样吗

　　Do you do this often?

　　146

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　　偶尔吧

　　On occasion.

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　　你的卧室

　　Your room.

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　　"去死吧

　　谢尔顿"

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　　你还是重新刷漆吧

　　You may want to repaint.

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　　他那么多事儿

　　你居然就搬进去了

　　And after all that, you just moved in?

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　　才不是那么简单就搬进去

　　I didn't just move in.

　　152

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　　首先我们得谈妥一些细节问题

　　First we had to iron out a few details.

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　　室友同意在每周五晚上观看

　　"Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved

　　154

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　　乔斯·威登最新导演的 惊世力作《萤火虫》

　　for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly."

　　155

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　　这条也要放到协议里啊

　　Does that really need to be in the agreement?

　　156

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　　最好是现在定下来

　　那可要播好几年呢

　　We might as well settle it now; it's going to be on for years.

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　　在这里草签

　　Initial here.

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　　00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:09,740

　　好了

　　电视以及电影协议完成了

　　All right, that's television and movies.

　　159

　　00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,460

　　第九部分

　　杂项

　　Section nine: miscellany.

　　160

　　00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,310

　　公寓旗帜是一头

　　The apartment's flag

　　161

　　00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:18,250

　　在天蓝色背景下两腿站立的金色狮子

　　is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure.

　　162

　　00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,380

　　咱还有旗子呢啊

　　We have a flag?

　　163

　　00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,230

　　千万别弄反了

　　Never fly it upside down.

　　164

　　00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:36,250

　　除非公寓面临危机

　　Unless the apartment's in distress.

　　165

　　00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,920

　　下一条

　　And next.

　　166

　　00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,000

　　如果我们之中任何一人发明了时空穿梭机

　　"If either of us ever invents time travel,

　　167

　　00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,760

　　我们同意第一站就是回到今天这个会议

　　"We agree our first stop will be this meeting today

　　168

　　00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,800

　　时间是5秒之后

　　in precisely five seconds."

　　169

　　00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,280

　　好

　　Okay.

　　170

　　00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,000

　　真可惜

　　That's disappointing.

　　171

　　00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,820

　　你到底干嘛要同意那些协议啊

　　Why on earth did you agree to all that?

　　172

　　00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,880

　　那是我见过最棒的公寓了

　　It was the best apartment I'd seen,

　　173

　　00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,350

　　房租也很合理

　　the rent was very reasonable

　　174

　　00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,750

　　而且在通过前三个关卡之后

　　and after you've passed the first three barriers

　　175

　　00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:15,320

　　你就会不自觉地想一路前进了

　　you kind of want to take it all the way.

　　176

　　00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,580

　　抱歉

　　莱纳德

　　Well, I'm sorry, Leonard,

　　177

　　00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,780

　　我只能说 自作孽

　　不可活

　　it's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

　　178

　　00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:20,680

　　好吧

　　那这样吧

　　Okay, how about this?

　　179

　　00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:23,170

　　我给你讲讲我第一次带姑娘回家的事儿

　　Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.

　　180

　　00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,360

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　181

　　00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,440

　　嘘

　　假装我们不在

　　Shh. Just pretend we're not here.

　　182

　　00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,200

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　183

　　00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,390

　　他肯定一会就走了

　　I'm sure he'll go away.

　　184

　　00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:39,970

　　你不回答我

　　我就一直敲

　　I'm just going to keep knocking till you answer.

　　185

　　00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,050

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　186

　　00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,520

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　187

　　00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,100

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　188

　　00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,190

　　你想干嘛啊

　　What do you want?!

　　189

　　00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,680

　　我没说"请进"

　　I didn't say come in!

　　190

　　00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,300

　　是你问我想干什么的

　　You asked what I wanted.

　　191

　　00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:51,930

　　我想进来啊

　　I wanted to come in.

　　192

　　00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:55,330

　　我来是因为你违反了我们的室友协议

　　I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement.

　　193

　　00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,120

　　确切来说

　　是第八部分"宾客"里的

　　Specifically, section eight--

　　194

　　00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:01,000

　　C小部分"女性"里的第四段

　　"交媾"

　　visitors, subsection C; females, paragraph four-- coitus.

　　195

　　00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,840

　　在进行交媾之前

　　室友需要

　　"Roommates shall give each other

　　196

　　00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,000

　　提前12小时通知对方

　　12 hours notice of impending coitus."

　　197

　　00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:09,240

　　我俩认识还不到12小时呢

　　I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.

　　198

　　00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,230

　　够了

　　老娘闪人了

　　That's it! I'm out of here!

　　199

　　00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,760

　　乔伊斯

　　别走啊

　　But, Joyce, come on.

　　200

　　00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,340

　　12小时

　　12 hours?

　　201

　　00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,380

　　我的老天

　　Oh, my God.

　　202

　　00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,150

　　现在觉得同情我了吗

　　Do I get some sympathy now?

　　203

　　00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,840

　　有点儿

　　A little bit.

　　204

　　00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,560

　　好

　　让我理下思路

　　Ok, let me get this straight.

　　205

　　00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,920

　　你搬进来和他一起住

　　You move in with this guy,

　　206

　　00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,080

　　他让你签了一份相当扯淡的室友协议

　　he made you sign a rediculous roommate agreement,

　　207

　　00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,680

　　然后他在你和那个乔伊斯·金爱爱的时候

　　then he walks into your bedroom

　　208

　　00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,360

　　走进了你的卧室

　　while you're doing this Joyce Kim

　　209

　　00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:35,400

　　可你居然还没搬走

　　and you still stay.

　　210

　　00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:38,180

　　其实乔伊斯·金这事也不能怪他

　　Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.

　　211

　　00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,520

　　为什么

　　Why not?

　　212

　　00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,120

　　当时我正致力于某些政府研究

　　Well, I was doing some government research at the time,

　　213

　　00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,020

　　军用火箭燃料

　　you know, military, rocket fuel.

　　214

　　00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,290

　　算是国家机密吧

　　It's kind of secret.

　　215

　　00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,090

　　这和乔伊斯·金有毛关系

　　What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?

　　216

　　00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:50,390

　　后来发现她是个朝鲜间谍

　　As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy.

　　217

　　00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,760

　　好在我还没透露什么重要机密

　　Luckily, Sheldon drove her out

　　218

　　00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,060

　　谢尔顿就把她赶了出去

　　before I revealed anything important.

　　219

　　00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,530

　　我不是我说我肯定会透露

　　Which I-I'm not saying I would have.

　　220

　　00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,160

　　就因为这样吗

　　So, what, that's it?

　　221

　　00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,510

　　一直以来你忍受谢尔顿

　　You've stayed with Sheldon all this time

　　222

　　00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,730

　　就为了感谢他让你免受牢狱之灾吗

　　because he kept you from going to federal prison?

　　223

　　00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,340

　　这是理由之一

　　That was part of it.

　　224

　　00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,780

　　理由之二和那电梯有关

　　The other part is what happened with the elevator.

　　225

　　00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,250

　　我正想问呢

　　Oh, yeah, I'm wondering about that.

　　226

　　00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,860

　　你说你搬来时电梯还能用呢

　　You said it was working when you moved in.

　　227

　　00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,910

　　之前是能用

　　但某天晚上

　　谢尔顿下班回来...

　　It was, but one night, Sheldon came home from work...

　　228

　　00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,760

　　这里是怎么回事

　　What is going on here?

　　229

　　00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:28,540

　　好啊

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

　　230

　　00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:29,390

　　这是霍华德和拉杰

　　This is Howard and Raj.

　　231

　　00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:30,690

　　他们也在大学里工作

　　They work at the university, too.

　　232

　　00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,630

　　-好

　　-好

　　- Hey. - Hey.

　　233

　　00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,680

　　我一会儿找你算账

　　I'll get to you later.

　　234

　　00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,010

　　你们坐的什么呢

　　What are you sitting on?

　　235

　　00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,950

　　他们不好说

　　我正坐在屁垫上呢

　　I can't speak for these guys, but I'm sitting on my tushie.

　　236

　　00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,780

　　我开个玩笑

　　It's a joke.

　　237

　　00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,510

　　有点冷

　　Not a good idea.

　　238

　　00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,690

　　屁垫就是屁股吧

　　"Tushie" Is buttocks, right?

　　239

　　00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,900

　　-米错

　　-搞笑

　　- Right. - Hilarious.

　　240

　　00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,760

　　这沙发是怎么回事

　　Explain the couch.

　　241

　　00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,920

　　一楼的住户今天搬家

　　Oh, well, there were some people on the first floor moving out,

　　242

　　00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,320

　　他们100刀贱卖给了我

　　and they sold it to me for $100.

　　243

　　00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,960

　　霍华德和拉杰帮我搬了进来

　　Howard and Raj helped me bring it up.

　　244

　　00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,960

　　我们的家具怎么不好了

　　But what's wrong with the furniture we have?

　　245

　　00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,110

　　就俩草坪椅而已

　　They're lawn chairs.

　　246

　　00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,040

　　别人来就没的坐了

　　And there was no place for company.

　　247

　　00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,460

　　你没意识到

　　我这是故意的嘛

　　Did it occur to you that was by design?

　　248

　　00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,320

　　根据室友协议

　　According to the roommate agreement,

　　249

　　00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:13,060

　　我有权使用 50%立方米的公共区域

　　I'm entitled to allocate 50% of the cubic footage of the common areas.

　　250

　　00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:16,400

　　但你没有发邮件事先告知我 所以还是违规了

　　But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.

　　251

　　00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,050

　　我告知你了

　　I did notify you.

　　252

　　00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:21,010

　　是吗

　　Oh, you did, did you?

　　253

　　00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,870

　　真见鬼

　　Oh, drat!

　　254

　　00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,450

　　被垃圾邮件过滤器害惨了

　　Hoisted by my own spam filter.

　　255

　　00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,490

　　干垃圾邮件过滤器毛事了

　　What am I doing in your spam folder?

　　256

　　00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,860

　　自你上次发我一张弹钢琴的猫咪图

　　I put you there after you forwarded me

　　257

　　00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,300

　　标题还说什么"很搞笑"

　　我就把你给扔垃圾邮件里去了

　　a picture of a cat playing the piano, entitled "This is funny."

　　258

　　00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,570

　　那个我看过

　　Oh, yeah, I saw that.

　　259

　　00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,040

　　太搞笑了

　　That was hilarious.

　　260

　　00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,000

　　这和电梯有什么关系

　　Okay, what does all this have to do with the elevator?

　　261

　　00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,290

　　别急嘛

　　就说到了

　　I'm getting to it.

　　262

　　00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,440

　　等到微软出了自己的播放器 到时你就等着后悔吧

　　I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod

　　263

　　00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,540

　　把钱浪费在一文不值滴苹果机上

　　when Microsoft comes out with theirs.

　　264

　　00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,330

　　你对所有东西都有意见吗

　　Okay, do you have an opinion about everything?

　　265

　　00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,780

　　对

　　Yes.

　　266

　　00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,900

　　你还假设你永远正确吗

　　And you just assume you're always right?

　　267

　　00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,030

　　这可不是假设

　　而是事实

　　It's not an assumption.

　　268

　　00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,100

　　和我换个座位

　　Change seats with me.

　　269

　　00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,770

　　-干嘛

　　-我不喜欢这个位子

　　- Why? - I don't like this spot.

　　270

　　00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,230

　　讲话还得不停转头

　　I have to keep turning my head.

　　271

　　00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:24,940

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　272

　　00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,290

　　哇哦

　　巴比伦5号开始了

　　Ooh, it's time for Babylon 5!

　　273

　　00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,020

　　这里可不看巴比伦5号

　　We don't watch Babylon 5 in this apartment.

　　274

　　00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:31,870

　　为什么

　　Why not?

　　275

　　00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,940

　　因为没人爱看

　　Because no one likes Babylon 5.

　　276

　　00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,270

　　我就爱看

　　I like it.

　　277

　　00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,540

　　-我也爱看

　　-我也是

　　- Me, too. - So do I.

　　278

　　00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,900

　　得了

　　三比一

　　There you go-- three against one.

　　279

　　00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,180

　　他们又没投票权

　　They don't get a vote.

　　280

　　00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,360

　　所以应该是一比一

　　It's one against one.

　　281

　　00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,030

　　而根据室友协议

　　And according to the roommate agreement,

　　282

　　00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,310

　　如果平局就由我说了算

　　all ties will be settled by me.

　　283

　　00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,190

　　但我没同意

　　But I said no to that.

　　284

　　00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,650

　　可我同意了

　　And I said yes.

　　285

　　00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,680

　　而平局则由我说了算

　　And I settle all ties.

　　286

　　00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,430

　　和我换座位

　　Change seats with me.

　　287

　　00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,310

　　干嘛

　　Why?

　　288

　　00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,040

　　这里有穿堂风吹我脖子

　　There's a draft on my neck over here.

　　289

　　00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,710

　　那我被吹了怎么办

　　So, I get the draft?

　　290

　　00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,430

　　你穿高领套头衫呢

　　没事

　　You're protected by your turtleneck.

　　291

　　00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,000

　　好吧

　　Fine.

　　292

　　00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,070

　　这是件V领假衬衫

　　And it's a dickey.

　　293

　　00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,100

　　还是觉得不自在

　　I'm still not comfortable.

　　294

　　00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,830

　　难怪了

　　Of course.

　　295

　　00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,030

　　人太多了

　　There's too many people here.

　　296

　　00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,970

　　这容易解决

　　We can fix that.

　　297

　　00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,050

　　我们撤

　　Let's leave.

　　298

　　00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,350

　　就是

　　去我家好了

　　Yeah, we can go over to my place.

　　299

　　00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,260

　　等下

　　Wait.

　　300

　　00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,530

　　我去拿外套

　　Let me get my jacket.

　　301

　　00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,990

　　-我们不带你一起

　　-为什么

　　- You're not going with us. - Why not?

　　302

　　00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,460

　　我们就是为了摆脱你

　　You're the guy we're trying to get away from.

　　303

　　00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,220

　　既然如此

　　外套就能免了

　　Well, in that case, I don't need my jacket.

　　304

　　00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,480

　　强调一下句法错误

　　And for the record, the correct syntax is:

　　305

　　00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,640

　　应该是: 我就是你们要摆脱的那个人

　　I'm the guy from whom you're trying to get away.

　　306

　　00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,630

　　这才对

　　Oh, yes.

　　307

　　00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,040

　　这才是我的专属座位

　　This is definitely going to be my spot.

　　308

　　00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:10,650

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　309

　　00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,740

　　你咋知道他说的什么

　　你都不在屋里了

　　How do you know he said that? You left the room.

　　310

　　00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,670

　　到底想不想我给你涂完你的大脚丫了

　　Hey, do you want me to finish working on your man feet or not?

　　311

　　00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,910

　　好啦

　　说下去

　　Fine. Go ahead.

　　312

　　00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,180

　　霍华德

　　你有小伙伴来玩吗

　　Howard, are you having a playdate?

　　313

　　00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:24,990

　　才不是小伙伴

　　I don't have playdates!

　　314

　　00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,860

　　是我同事

　　I have colleagues!

　　315

　　00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,500

　　他们父母知道他们来这的吧

　　Do their parents know they're here?

　　316

　　00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,340

　　不

　　但你继续吼的话

　　他们可能就能听到

　　No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you!

　　317

　　00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,340

　　那是你爸吗

　　That your dad?

　　318

　　00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,680

　　她脸上再长点胡子的话

　　就差不多了

　　She grows any more hair on her face, yes.

　　319

　　00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:50,150

　　天 那是两级火箭吗

　　Oh, man. Is that a two-stage rocket?

　　320

　　00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,860

　　三级火箭

　　我自己设计的引擎

　　Three. I designed the engine myself.

　　321

　　00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,230

　　酷

　　速度能达一马赫以上吗

　　Cool. Can it break Mach 1?

　　322

　　00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,060

　　有可能的

　　只要政府正在研究的

　　Oh, probably, if I could get my hands on that new fuel

　　323

　　00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,040

　　那项新燃料项目被我弄到手

　　the government's been working on.

　　324

　　00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,180

　　今天可能就是你的幸运日

　　Oh, this just might be your lucky day.

　　325

　　00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:07,020

　　霍华德

　　我放柜子上的奥利奥饼干呢

　　Howard, what happened to the Oreos I left on the counter?!

　　326

　　00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,240

　　我没见过你的奥利奥

　　I haven't seen your Oreos!

　　327

　　00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,310

　　就别边吃边洗澡了

　　Just take your bath without them!

　　328

　　00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,250

　　为什么说那天是他的幸运日

　　So, why was it his lucky day?

　　329

　　00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,520

　　因为我公寓里 恰好就有一点火箭燃料

　　Well, it turns out I had a little rocket fuel in the apartment.

　　330

　　00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,220

　　你公寓里放火箭燃料干嘛

　　What were you doing with rocket fuel in your apartment?

　　331

　　00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,520

　　乔伊斯·金对我的工作有点好奇

　　Joyce Kim was kind of curious about what I did for a living,

　　332

　　00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,950

　　我是想给她展示一下

　　and I was going to kind of show it to her.

　　333

　　00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,360

　　那并不重要

　　重点是

　　It's not important. The point is,

　　334

　　00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,400

　　我们仨回到了公寓

　　the guys and I went back to the apartment.

　　335

　　00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,970

　　你到底讲不讲电梯的事啊

　　Are we ever going to get to the elevator?

　　336

　　00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,000

　　马上就讲到了

　　Yeah, we're really close.

　　337

　　00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,200

　　我们回到了公寓

　　Uh, uh, we're at the apartment.

　　338

　　00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,170