生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕19
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喘不过气了吗
Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
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不
不
我没事儿
No, no, I'm good.
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要是体育老师早告诉我刻苦训练是为了这个
If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for,
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我就会试着再努力点
I would have tried a lot harder.
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要么去做
要么放手
没有尝试一说
"Do or do not. There is no try."
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你刚引用了星战的台词吗
Did you just quote star wars?
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我引用的应该是《帝国反击战》的台词
I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
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[星战第五部]
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老天爷
Oh, my God.
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我居然和一个能引用尤达大师的话的美女躺在一起
I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
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[尤达：星战人物]
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我爱你
佩妮
I love you, Penny.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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不客气
You're welcome.
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我只是不吐不快而已
I just wanted to put that out there.
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不
我很高兴
Oh, yeah, no, I-I'm-I'm glad.
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那就好
Good.
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-高兴就好
-嗯
- Glad is good.
- Yeah.
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没手表
No, no...
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呃...已经很晚了
So, it's getting pretty late.
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-我们差不多该睡觉吧
-对
- We should probably go to sleep.
- Yeah.
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-对
-该睡了
- Okay.
- Yeah, probably.
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-晚安
亲爱的
-晚安
- Okay, good night, sweetie.
- Good night.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十九集
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莱纳德
你对巨型蚂蚁这个问题持什么立场
Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?
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谢尔顿说不可能有
Sheldon says impossible.
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霍华德和我都觉得不仅可能
Howard and I say not only possible,
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而且作为一种交通工具
比蝙蝠战车酷多了
but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than a Batmobile.
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[蝙蝠战车：蝙蝠侠的座驾]
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你忽视了平方/立方定律
You are ignoring the square-cube law.
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巨型蚂蚁会被 自身的骨骼重量压垮
The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton.
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而且准确来说
And for the record,
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真正酷的交通工具排名应该是
the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is:
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喷射背包
悬滑板
传送器
蝙蝠战车 然后才是巨型蚂蚁
jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, Batmobile, and then giant ant.
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[悬滑板引自《回到未来2》
传送器引自《星际迷航》]
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有没有搞错 你们就没别的事干
Seriously? You have nothing better to do
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只能坐在这里聊巨型蚂蚁存在的可能性吗
than sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?
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他怎么了
What's with him?
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估计他到了每月一次的敏感期了
Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.
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你是说他来大姨夫了[与Menstruating同音]
Are you saying he's man-strating?
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不是字面意义上的
Not literally.
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但早在十七世纪
But as far back as the 17th century,
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科学家就发现男性荷尔蒙水平 有个33天的波动周期
scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
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有意思
Interesting.
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难怪我每月中旬都会两眼泪汪汪
That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.
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你知道我在说什么
You know what I'm talking about.
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[潜台词: 别说得这么暧昧...]
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算了
不说巨型蚂蚁
Okay, forget giant ants.
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巨型兔子呢
How about giant rabbits?
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不管大小
我都不喜欢兔子
Big or small, I don't like rabbits.
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兔子总是看似很想说话
They always look like they're about to say something,
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但从来不开口
but they never do.
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兔子倒是有呼吸系统 支撑巨大的体型
Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.
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并且
兔子是少数哺乳动物中
And on a side note, they are one of the few mammals
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阴囊长在阴茎前的
whose scrotum is in front of the penis.
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也许这才是他们想谈论的
Maybe that's what they want to talk about.
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莱纳德
你对巨型兔子和阴囊位置 持啥态度
Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?
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我一点都不在乎
I honestly don't care.
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是吗
Really?
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每次我们谈到不寻常的动物生殖器
Because every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals,
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你总会有些有力且富争议性的观点
you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions.
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你想让我说什么 我就是对这个没兴趣
What do you want from me? I just don't give a rat's ass.
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有没有巨型老鼠屁屁
Would that be a giant rat's ass?
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准确来说
巨型老鼠是有可能存在的
For the record, giant rats are possible.
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我们能不能说点别的
Can we please talk about something else?
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比如稍微跟我们生活有关 而且是地球上的东西
Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
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这个话题怎么样
Okay, how about this for a topic:
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为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋
Why is Leonard being a giant douche?
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假设大混蛋有可能存在
Assuming giant douches are possible.
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当然有
Of course they are.
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莱纳德就是一个
Leonard's being one.
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说不定他和佩妮发生了"爱爱"口角
Maybe he's having a lover's spat with Penny.
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才怪
我们没吵架
No, there was no spat.
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但确实发生了点状况
Oh, but something happened.
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我不想谈这个
I don't want to talk about it.
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我觉得你想说
我不想听 失陪
But I sense you're going to and I don't want to hear about it. Excuse me.
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你干啥了
罗密欧
What'd you do, Romeo?
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往身上倒枫蜜
You pour maple syrup all over your body
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问她有没有性致玩3P
and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
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你是不是穿她的内裤跳来跳去取悦她
Did you think it would be funny to put on a pair of her panties and jump around,
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结果却把她吓着了
but it wound up just creeping her out?
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什么
没有
What? No.
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我只是问问
老兄
I'm just asking, dude.
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没准儿呢[Raj深受其害]
It happens.
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你们参加今晚的保龄球赛吗
You guys still on for bowling tonight?
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当然参加
Oh, yes.
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我还准备了几句垃圾话呢
In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion.
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你打得跟你妈一个水准
You bowl like your mama.
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不过
如果她打得很好
Unless, of course, she bowls well.
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那就是
你打得跟你妈大相径庭
In which case, you bowl nothing like her.
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哦
唉哟
Oh. Ouch.
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这就是灼烈言辞的效果
That is what is referred to as a burn on you.
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你要求她滴蜡吗
Did you ask her to start waxing?
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没有
No.
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你滴蜡了
Did you start waxing?
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没有
No.
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是不是做爱时
While making love,
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你不小心拍了自己屁股
然后大声哭喊"妈咪"
did you accidentally spank your own ass and cry out, "Mommy"?
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我懒得理你们
I'm walking away from you now.
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他没否定哎
That wasn't a no.
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看来我们猜得越来越靠谱儿了
Yeah, I think we're getting close.
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你是在跟她上床的时候
Did you take a Benadryl
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吃了片苯海拉明(此药会造成昏昏欲睡)然后睡着了么
and fall asleep while pleasuring her?
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你可能会因此丢了小命儿哎
Because you can die that way.
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牡丹花下死
做鬼也风流啊
Oh, that would be a good way to go.
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-嗨
-嗨
- Hi.
- Oh, hey.
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太好了
佩妮 友情提示
今晚7点
保龄之夜
Good, Penny. Reminder: bowling tonight at 7:00.
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噢对
保龄
Oh, right, bowling.
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你要是不想来也不用勉强
You don't have to come if you don't want to.
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不会啊
没那回事儿
No, no, it's okay.
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说实话
没我的话你们指定输得巨惨
I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.
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确实
We would indeed.
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就此特殊情况来看
In this particular case,
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你纯爷们儿的气质对我们十分有利
your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
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跟你聊天总是这么开心
谢尔顿
It's always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.
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是讽刺吗
Sarcasm?
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是毫不掩饰的轻视你
Thinly veiled contempt.
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-别忘了
7点
-知道啦
- Remember: 7:00.
- Got it.
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-是太平洋夏令时
-咋着吧
- Pacific Daylight time! - Bite me!
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请把这纯爷们儿的气场发挥在赛场上吧
Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.
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你不是要带自己的保龄球鞋来吗
I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.
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这双就是我自己的啊
These are my own bowling shoes.
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那你还消什么毒啊
Then what's with the disinfectant?
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我脚踩过啥地方我知道
I know where my feet have been.
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嗨
佩妮
Hey, Penny!
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还有各位路人
And you guys.
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阿尔比诺·鲍勃不能来了 所以我带了个替补来
Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.
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相信你们中有人认识他 威尔·惠顿 (《星际迷航》中的演员)
I believe some of you know wil Wheaton.
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嗨
谢尔顿
近来如何啊
Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?
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哎哟哟 这不是威尔·惠顿嘛
Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton,
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我家蜘蛛侠的敌人
绿魔
the Green Goblin to my Spider-Man.
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我家伽利略的对头
教皇保罗五世
the Pope Paul V to my Galileo,
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我家火狐的对手
IE浏览器
the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.
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我上次纸牌锦标赛赢了你 你不会还怀恨在心呢吧
You're not still carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?
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我可是"臭威尔惠顿" 企业网站
互联网站和机构网站的所有人
I'm the proud owner of wilwheatonstinks.com, .net, and .org.
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知道这说明什么吗
What does that tell you?
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这说明你无时无刻都在想着我
It tells me that I am living rent-free right here.
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准备好比赛了么
You ready to bowl?
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当然准备好了
Oh, I'm ready.
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我不知道斯图尔特有没有告诉你 今晚你的对手是谁
I don't know if Stuart told you what you're up against tonight,
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不过站在你面前的人就是
but before you stands the co-captain of the
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东德克萨斯州青年基督徒圣保龄同盟会 冠军队的联盟队长
East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team.
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7到12岁参赛组
Seven- to 12-year-old division.
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佩妮打得也不错
Also, Penny's pretty good.
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很好
那放马来吧
Great. Then it's on.
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愚蠢的威尔·惠顿
战火就没灭过
Oh, foolish Wil Wheaton, it was never off.
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好的
Yes!
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常见的补中
A common spare.
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保龄赛会上的"特工佳丽"
The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.
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在你登陆推特
Before you jump on Twitter
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然后吹嘘自己那可以无视的成就之前
to tout your modest accomplishment,
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看看什么叫真正的高手
watch how it's really done.
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吾乃此球
I am the ball.
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吾念乃其念
My thoughts are its thoughts.
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其洞乃吾洞
Its holes are my holes.
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好的
Yes.
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推特这个吧
推特鸟
Tweet that, Tweety Bird.
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我只想跟你说 我是你的粉丝
Hey, I just wanted to tell you i'm a big fan.
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谢了
Oh, thanks.
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你肯定被《星际迷航》的问题问得想吐了
I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions,
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不过乌比·戈德堡
你有没那个啊
but Whoopi Goldberg-- you ever hit that?
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啤酒啊
Ah, beer.
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能让这个可怜害羞的印度男孩
The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy
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成为耀眼人物的神奇药剂
into the life of the party.
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好耶
Oh, yeah.
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吃辣味奶酪薯条吗
Chili cheese fry?
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好啊
我爱辣味奶酪薯条
Yes. I love chili cheese fries.
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真的
你爱吃啊
Really? You love them?
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是啊
怎么了
Yeah, why?
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没事啊
只是很高兴听到 你对表达爱意毫无障碍
No reason. I'm just glad to hear you're comfortable saying you love something.
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你真的想现在谈这事儿吗
Do you really want to get into this right now?
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谈啥事儿
Get into what?
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你怎么会不爱吃辣味奶酪薯条呢
Why wouldn't you love the chili cheese fries?
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这么多年你一直都在吃
They've been in your life a long time.
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它们让你心情大好
它们应该知道你对它们的爱
They make you happy. They deserve to know.
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昨晚我只是被你吓到了
我不知道说什么好
Look, you just caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.
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好
到现在给你的思考时间够久了吧
Okay, well, now you've had some time to think about it.
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那你想说什么
So, what do you want to say?
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我不确定
I'm not sure.
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你怎么会不确定
How can you not be sure?
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在这谈论这事儿不太合适
Okay, this isn't the place to have this conversation.
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对啊
合适的地方是在床上
No, the place to have the conversation was in bed
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在我说了"我爱你"
after I said, "I love you"
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你说"谢谢
晚安"之后
and you said, "Thank you. Good night."
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别逼我
莱纳德
Don't push it, Leonard.
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-我没逼你
-你逼我了
- I am not pushing anything.
- You are.
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你没权利决定我什么时候准备好说"我爱你"
You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you!"
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原来是过早的告白问题
Ah, the premature "I love you."
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我猜的是过"早"的问题
算对吗
I guessed "premature." Does that count?
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
Penny.
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干嘛
What?
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给你的
This is for you.
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冰淇淋
Ice cream?
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我通过研读连环画《凯西》[一部讲述女人生活的漫画]
I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises.
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努力想要熟悉雌性生物的感情危机
by studying the comic strip Cathy.
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她一沮丧就会说"日"
然后吃冰淇淋
When she's upset, she says, "Ack!" and eats ice cream.
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日啊
Ack!
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你要是只猫
我就给你带千层面了
If you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna.
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是莱纳德让你来的吗
Did Leonard send you over here?
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不
自从你昨晚突然离开 我们还没说过话
No, we haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night
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害得我们昨天输给斯图尔特和他那卑鄙的参赛者威尔·惠顿
caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer Wil Wheaton.
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为此我很抱歉
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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我毫不自豪地承认昨天我是哭着睡着的
I'm not too proud to admit that I cried myself to sleep.
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再次说声抱歉
Again, I'm sorry.
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让我来告诉你吧
And let me tell you, sleep did not
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有莱纳德在隔壁嘶吼摇滚歌手莫莉莎的歌
come easily with Leonard in the next room
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你就很难睡着了
singing along with Alanis Morrisette.
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你开玩笑吧
You're kidding.
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不
很显然某位来大姨夫的也急需冰淇淋来解闷
No. Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.
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好吧
谢尔顿 有没有什么安慰点的消息
All right, Sheldon, what part of this is supposed to make me feel better?
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关于这一点 我自行决定了来一场复赛
The part where I tell you i've engineered a rematch
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今晚重新对战斯图尔特他们
with Stuart's team for tonight.
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亲爱的
我不知道
Oh, honey, I don't know.
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现在和莱纳德在一起感觉怪怪的
Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.
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你想让我把他踢出去吗
You want me to remove him from the team?
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我是队长
我说了算
I'm the captain. I can do that.
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不
没关系
No, no, that's okay.
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我去和他谈谈
回来再找你吧
Just let me talk to him, and I'll get back to you.
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你准备什么时候找他谈
When are you going to talk to him?
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不知道
I don't know.
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他在洗衣房
现在去正好
He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time.
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我不去你就一直烦我烦到死对吧
You're n gonna leave me alone until I do it, are you?
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哎呀
这还用问吗
Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question.
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我觉得我们应该谈谈
I think we should talk now.
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什么
不
没事
Wha...? No, it's okay.
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我们不用谈
也没什么可谈
We don't have to talk 'cause there's nothing to talk about.
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一切都好
Everything's good.
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真的吗
Really?
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那你生气不是因为
So, you didn't get all snarky
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我对一碗辣味薯条说了句好话
'cause I said something nice to a bowl of chili fries?
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好吧
也许我反应过激了
All right, maybe I overreacted.
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我们俩感情上不太同步
那又如何
So we're in two different places emotionally. So what?
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或许我比你快了一点
没关系
And maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine.
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其实很合理
面对现实
In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it,
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我爱你比你爱我多了整整两年
I've been in this relationship two years longer than you.
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莱纳德
你要知道我很在乎你
Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.
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可我以前就是太早说"爱你"
It's just that I've said the "L" word
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结果都不欢而散
too soon before, and it didn't work out very well.
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是吗
Really?
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不知道那是什么情形
I wouldn't know what that's like.
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对不起
I'm sorry.
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但你明白我的意思
You know what I'm talking about, though.
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我明白
Yeah, I do.
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我们和好了吗
So, we're good?
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对
我就是这个意思
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
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我们很好
好得不得了
We are good. We are great.
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太好了
栅栏已补
误会已清
All right! Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
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去打保龄球吧
Time to bowl!
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对
我刚刚在偷听
Yes, I was eavesdropping.
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因为赌注太大了
There's a lot at stake here.
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注意
选手们
Attention, all bowlers:
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我强制要求穿这个参加我们的复赛
I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch.
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"卫斯理·柯洛夏斯"
"The Wesley Crushers"?
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不是指卫斯理·柯洛夏斯
No, not The Wesley Crushers.
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而是卫斯理碾碎者
The Wesley Crushers.
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我不明白
I don't get it.
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卫斯理·柯洛夏是
Wesley Crusher was
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威尔·惠顿在《星际迷航》里扮演的角色
Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.
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00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,350
还是不明白
Still don't get it.
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00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,720
这是个极其巧妙的双关语
It's a blindingly clever play on words.
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在他所饰演的角色名后面加个复数
By appropriating his character's name and adding the S,
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暗示着我们将是彻底终结卫斯理的人
we imply that we we'll be the crushers of Wesley.
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好吧
抱歉亲爱的
Okay, I'm sorry, honey,
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但你这样写
看起来就好像有好多粉丝
but The Wesley Crushers sounds like a bunch of people
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喜欢卫斯理·柯洛夏
who like Wesley Crusher.
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00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,290
不
再次强调
不是卫斯理·柯洛夏粉丝群
No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers.
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而是卫斯理·柯洛夏终结者
It's the Wesley Crushers.
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如果你想表示
你将彻底打败卫斯理
No, if you want it to mean you're crushing Wesley,
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就该直接写
打倒卫斯理·柯洛夏
it'd be the Wesley Crushers.
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听听你们说的什么胡话
Do you people even hear yourselves?
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这不是什么卫斯理·柯洛夏斯
It's not The Wesley Crushers.
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也不是卫斯理粉丝群
It's not The Wesley Crushers.
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而是卫斯理终结者
It's The Wesley Crushers.
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看哪
Hey, look.
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他们那队是以我名字命名的
They named their team after me.
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00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,150
不
这才不是...
No, it's not the...
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算了
Never mind.
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好了
都清楚打赌内容和赌注了
So, we're all clear on the bet and the stakes?
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00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,890
当然
输的一方将接受公开羞辱
Oh, yes. The losers will be publicly humiliated
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00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,150
具体方式由胜者选定
in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.
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00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,020
告诉你
我准备让你们发表篇科学论文
FYI: I plan on having you publish a scientific paper
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00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:46,020
指Immanuel Velikovsky关于金星大气的假设
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00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,930
详细说明维利科夫斯基那荒谬的假设
expounding the discredited Velikovsky hypothesis.
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00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,260
再次唉哟
Ouch again.
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你好
谢尔顿
Hey, Sheldon,
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00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,390
我只想告诉你
I just wanted you to know
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00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,420
我热切期盼着打得你一败涂地
that I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.
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真的吗
Oh, yes?
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00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,320
回应你之前
我先问你个问题
Well, before I respond, let me a you a question.
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00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,660
你妈妈保龄球打得好不好
Is your mother a good or poor bowler?
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00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,160
你先
After you.
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不
你先
No, after you...
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00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,400
因为我们准备终结你
卫斯理
as we are
currently crushing you, Wesley.
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00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,830
右边球道的选手先投
这是种习惯
It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first.
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00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,130
好吧
All right.
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00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,590
只是种习惯
并非规则
It's a custom, not a rule.
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00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,950
我真鄙视你
I so loathe you.
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就是这样
谢尔顿
That's right, Sheldon.
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00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,660
要学会接受社会阴暗面
Embrace the dark side.
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你根本没权利跟我这么说
That's not even from your franchise!
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我想让你知道 即使我们是对立一方
I, um, I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides,
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我始终对你并无恶意
I, I bear you no ill will.
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谢谢
斯图尔特
很高兴知道这点
Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know.
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00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:09,790
对立双方的人 往往都关系非常好
People from opposite sides often have good relationships.
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00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,490
比如
罗密欧与朱丽叶
You know, Romeo and Juliet...
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00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,220
《西区故事》里的托尼和玛利亚
Tony and Maria from West Side Story,
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00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:19,630
《阿凡达》里那个谁和那大蓝妞
what's-his-name and the big blue chick in Avatar.
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00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,860
我要去掷球了
I'm gonna bowl now.
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00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,320
人球合一
霍华德
Be the ball, Howard.
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别烦我
谢尔顿
Leave me alone, Sheldon.
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00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,230
你没做到人球合一
You weren't the ball.
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00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,8