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《阿凡达》的人物在潘多拉性交时
Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora
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会连接双方的马尾辫
可以推测
they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails
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马尾辫类似于他们的生殖器
are like their junk.
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那又怎样
Yeah... so?
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他们骑马或骑鸟的时候
So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds,
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也会用到马尾辫
they also use their ponytails.
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你到底想说什么
What's your point?
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也就是说
如果我是马或者鸟
My point is, if I were a horse or a bird,
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我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身边会相当紧张
I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.
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你对虚构情节如此着迷 实在让我费解
It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details
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现实世界中还有很多 重要的事等着你呢
when there are more important things in the real world to worry about.
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比如
威廉·夏特纳怎么没出演 新的《星际迷航》电影
For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?
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谢尔顿 我刚走过行政办公室时
Hey, Sheldon. I was up in the administration office,
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无意中听到了 今年大学科学奖
and I happened to overhear the name of the winner
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得奖人的名字
of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.
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你又想趁机打击我
And you want to rub my nose in the fact
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我的成就又被无视了吧
that my contributions are being overlooked again?
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我就是理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳
I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.
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好吧
我配合你
All right, I'll play.
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他们今年选了哪个 自以为是 狂妄自大的骗子
What self-important, preening fraud are they honoring this year?
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我真高兴你这么问
那个人就是你
Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
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-我得奖了
-你得奖了
- I won?
- You won.
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我得奖啦
I won!
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太让我感到意外了
This is astonishing.
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不是意外得了奖
没人比我更有资格
Not that I won the award-- no one deserves it more.
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其实
我说错了 根本不意外
得奖是意料中的事
Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing; more like inevitable.
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我不知道该先做什么 要不先通知我妈
I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother.
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我知道啦
做个自访 然后放到网上去
Wait! I know-- I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.
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真替他高兴
Well, good for him.
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对
理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳
Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner
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最需要的就是自我膨胀
of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十八集
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那支长矛逼真得 就像要直接穿过咱的头啊
Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull?
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才怪
No.
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你不买7-11的Slurpee[饮料名] 就没眼镜戴
Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.
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肯定又是打给我道贺的
Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me.
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请静音
Uh, mute, please.
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等等
火焰箭呢
Wait, wait. Hang on-- flaming arrow.
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喂
Hello?
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莫顿校长
你好
Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir?
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对
我在等你的电话 三年前就开始了
Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.
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我明白
I see.
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等等
如果我不想做演讲呢
Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech?
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嗯
Uh-huh.
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如果我不想放弃奖项呢
And if I don't want to forfeit the award?
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好
您现在是箭在弦上
不得不发
Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.
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好吧
All right.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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有状况
Problem.
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咋了
What?
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他们要我在宴会上做演讲
They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.
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我不会做演讲
I can't give a speech.
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不
你弄错了 你一直都滔滔不绝
Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time.
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你是不会闭嘴
What you can't do is shut up.
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看电影前
Yeah, before the movie,
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你说了20分钟为啥鳄梨酱变棕色了
you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown.
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你说话的时候
它就变棕色了
It turned brown while you were talking.
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我在小群体面前能自如讲话
I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups.
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但没法在大群体面前演讲
I cannot speak to large crowds.
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你的大群体怎么定义
What, to you, is a large crowd?
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大到能把我踩死的那种
Any group big enough to trample me to death.
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按经验估计是36个成人或70个儿童
General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.
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谢尔顿
恭喜恭喜
Sheldon, congratulations.
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从店里给你带了芝士蛋糕
Brought you a cheesecake from work.
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这是给你庆祝得奖的
You know, 'cause of your award,
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不是因为小工对着它打了喷嚏
not because a busboy sneezed on it.
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-我不接受奖项了
-为什么
- I'm not accepting the award.
- Why not?
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因为伟大的谢尔顿居然会怯场
Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright.
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那也没有理由退出啊
That's no reason to back out.
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我以前在高中时 得了个很大的奖
You know, I once got a pretty big honor in high school,
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而我很怕面对一大群人
and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd,
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但我挺过来了
知道吗
but I went through with it, and you know what?
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作为玉米皇后团的成员之一
The world looked pretty darn good
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坐在福特F150后面放的干草堆上
sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F-150
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那是相当的风光啊
as a member of the Corn Queen's court.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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我会牢记在心的
Yeah, I'll bear that in mind
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如果我被提名乡巴佬和平奖的话
if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
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谢尔顿
你小题大做了
Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.
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是吗
Am I?
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我给你们讲个故事
Let me tell you a story.
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咱现在就需要70个儿童
Where's 70 children when you need them?
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我14岁时以Summa cum laude的成绩从大学毕业
I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.
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Summa cum laude在拉丁语里是指最高荣誉
"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."
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你要是能跳过 没人问的东西就好了
I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.
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我要在毕业典礼上做致词
I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.
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我到现在还记得当时
Even now, I can remember that moment
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我走上讲台
看着人群
when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.
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台下数以千计的人
There must have been thousands of people.
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我的心开始剧烈跳动
My heart started pounding in my chest.
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然后开始大口呼气
I began to hyperventilate.
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视力渐渐模糊
还没来得及...
My vision became blurry, and before I knew it...
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晕啊
Oh, dear.
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老天
Oh, my God.
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谢尔顿
Sheldon?
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谢尔顿
你没事吧
Sheldon, are you okay?
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表踩我啊
Don't trample me.
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拜托
妈妈
Come on, Mother.
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你知道我为啥不接受奖项
You know why I can't accept the award.
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恕我直言
我不觉得祈祷会有用
With all due respect, I don't think praying will help.
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没
我没听过那首 "主啊
请掌控这命运之轮"
No, I have not heard the song, "Jesus, Take the Wheel."
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不用不用 你不需要唱给我听
No, no... You don't need to start singing it.
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好
我会在iTunes上下载的
妈妈
Yes, I'll buy it on the iTunes, Mother.
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再见
妈妈
Good-bye, Mother.
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各位好
Hello.
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坐啊
我们想和你谈谈
Sit down. We want to talk to you.
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我是有麻烦了吗
Am I in trouble?
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我妈妈给你们打电话了
Did my mother call you?
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坐就是了
Just sit.
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我们能帮你克服怯场的问题
We think we can help you with your stage fright.
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我深表怀疑
Oh, I doubt that.
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我比你们智商都高 我都没想出办法呢
I haven't figured out a way, and I'm much smarter than all of you.
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是的
可我们几个的智商加起来肯定比你高
Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.
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不好意思 还是我高
Oh, I'm sorry. That is what I meant.
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好吧
你的问题是 你想孤军奋战
Okay. Your problem is, you're trying to do this all by yourself.
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我们可以帮你
当你的队友
We can help you. We can be your team.
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就像
X教授和X战警
Like, uh, Professor Xavier and his X-Men.
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我确实挺喜欢《X战警》
I do like the X-Men.
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我看过《X战警》吗
Did I see X-Men?
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看过啊
我们上周才看的 你还说你喜欢呢
Yeah, we watched it last week. You said you liked it.
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亲爱的
说话又不用付钱
Oh. I say a lot of things, sweetie.
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怎么样啊
谢尔顿
So, how about it, Sheldon?
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不好说
I don't know.
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如果你们是X战警
那你们的超能力是什么
If you're my X-Men, what are your powers?
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这个
我会带你去购物 帮你选一套超赞的西装
Okay. Well, I am going to take you shopping, get you a nice suit.
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能让你更自信
Might give you more confidence.
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确切来说这不叫变异
光凭这点你不可能
That's not exactly a mutation that would get you
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进到X教授专为天赋异禀的年轻人开设的学校
into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters,
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不过继续
but go on.
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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我可以对你进行心理分析
I thought I could try to analyze you
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然后找出让你如此焦虑的根源
and get to the root of your anxiety.
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你凭什么觉得你能读懂我的内心呢
What qualifies you to attempt to understand my mind?
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我妈是一位杰出的精神病专家
My mother is a highly regarded psychiatrist,
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而且自从她指责我过于依赖母乳开始
and I've been in therapy ever since she accused me
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我就一直在接受治疗
of breast-feeding codependently.
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拉杰说他可以教你
Raj says he can teach you...
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什么名字来着
What did you call it?
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我记不住
一些扯淡的印度冥想
I don't know-- some Indian meditation crap.
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明白了 由于前三位的水准 都严重不靠谱
I see. Well, I assume, since the rest of you have set the bar so low,
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我想你们是把最睿智的办法放到了最后
you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.
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说吧
霍华德 惊我一下
Go ahead, Howard. Dazzle me.
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我的超能力就是我可以
My power is the ability to pretend
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假装我很在意你这尿频尿急类的鬼问题
like I give a damn about your piddily-ass problems.
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而且我能一直装下去
伙计
And that's 24-seven, buddy.
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我很感激你如此做作
And I appreciate the pretense.
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怎么样啊
谢尔顿
So, what do you say, Sheldon?
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我们是你的X战警吗
Are we your X-Men?
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不是
No.
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X战警这名字来源于X教授的姓氏
The X-Men were named for the "X" in Charles Xavier.
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既然我叫谢尔顿·库珀
那你们就是C战警(与精液谐音)
Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.
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这名字可不怎么好听
Oh, that's not a good name.
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好了
谢尔顿 我将引导你进行
Okay, Sheldon. I'm going to be leading you
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一系列的冥想练习
through a series of meditation exercises.
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这些方法是从古代印度大师那里
These methods come from the ancient gurus of India
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传承下来的
也帮我克服了自己的恐惧
and have helped me overcome my own fears.
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可你还是不敢和女人说话
And yet, you can't speak to women.
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确实
不过托冥想的福
我可以和女人
True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay
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呆在同一房间
而且不会被吓到尿裤子
in the same room with them without urinating.
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现在
闭上双眼
Now... close your eyes.
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好的
不过不许打我
Okay, but don't punch me.
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什么
What?
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小时候
我姐姐会对我说
When I was little, my sister would say to me,
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"闭上双眼
惊喜出现"
"Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise,"
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然后她就会给我一拳
and then she'd punch me.
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我不会打你的
I'm not going to punch you.
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我姐姐以前也这么说的
That's what my sister used to say.
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你到底还练不练了
Do you want to do this or not?
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抱歉
请继续
I'm sorry. Proceed.
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好的
All right.
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想象你正身处一个 最有家的感觉的地方
Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home.
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是哪里呢
Where is that?
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模拟城市[一款游戏]
Sim City.
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更确切地说
是我设计的模拟城市
More specifically, the Sim City I designed--
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谢尔顿奥波利斯
Sheldonopolis.
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好的
你身处谢尔顿奥波利斯
Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis.
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确切的地点是哪
Where exactly?
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谢尔顿广场
谢尔顿之塔
Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers?
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还是人称谢尔顿勇士之家的谢尔顿运动场
Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?
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随你喜欢
Whatever you like.
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不是说你引导我冥想吗
I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.
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好吧
你在谢尔顿广场
Fine. You're in Sheldon Square.
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是吗
这个季节吗
Really? This time of year?
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那可有点冷
It's a bit nippy.
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那就穿件毛衣
Then, put on a sweater.
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那我可以去市中心的
Suppose I could run downtown
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谢尔玛买一件
and pick up something at Shel-Mart.
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随便啊
去买件毛衣就是了
Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.
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好处就是谢尔玛是我开的
You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it,
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所以我买东西85折
so I get a 15% discount.
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还不都你说了算 痛快拿件毛衣就行了
You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater!
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上一季度我根本没有盈利
Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter
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就是因为我肆无忌惮地拿东西不给钱
by taking product off the shelves willy-nilly.
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好吧
All right.
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你买了件毛衣
现在你在谢尔顿广场
You've paid for a sweater, and you're in Sheldon Square.
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等等
Hang on.
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是开衫的
我得扣上扣子
It's a cardigan. I have to button it.
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不会吧
Oh, no.
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又怎么了
What now?
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一个类似哥斯拉的怪物正在接近城市
A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city.
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我得把我的市民转移到安全区
I have to get my people to safety.
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谢尔顿奥波利斯的市民们
我是你们的市长
People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor.
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跟着我
Follow me.
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小孩子要是跑不了
就别管他们了
If the children can't run, leave them behind.
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哎哟妈呀
模拟恐怖效果贼棒
Oh, the simulated horror!
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拉杰
Raj?
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我就知道
Just as I suspected.
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什么冥想不过是噱头
Meditation is nothing but hokum.
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我相当质疑你的说法
I question your premise.
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要防止我在满屋子人面前晕倒
How is a new suit going to prevent me
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买套新西装有个毛用了
from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people?
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那会让你充满自信
It'll give you confidence.
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只要我倍感压力时
You know, sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out
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我就会去买件可爱上衣
about something, I go out and buy a cute top
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或漂漂裙裙
如此一来就会容光焕发
or a fun skirt and I have a whole new outlook on life.
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你傻的啊
难道你没意识到 你只是换了皮囊
内压犹在啊
Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed out person
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穿可爱上装和漂漂裙裙有啥用
in a cute top or a fun skirt?
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是的
所以还要买鞋子
Yeah, that's when I buy shoes.
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我们来选选
Now, let's see what we've got.
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这件帅气
This is nice.
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这件就一个颜色
It's only one color.
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是啊
咋了
Yeah, so?
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就一个颜色还这么贵
岂不是亏了
That's a lot of money for only one color.
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好吧
Fine.
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你自己选自己喜欢的
Why don't you pick out what you like.
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这件很犀利
This is pretty sharp.
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不 没门儿
No. You're wrong.
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这件够劲
This is great.
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我六岁时也有件差不多样式的
I had a suit like this when I was six.
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好吧
这件绝对无可挑剔
Okay, I think we have a winner.
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靠
你哪儿弄来的这件
Where the hell'd you find that?
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舞会礼服柜台
In the prom department.
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这也太可笑了
It's ridiculous.
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玉米皇后团前团员没资格说这话吧
Says the former member of the Corn Queen's Court.
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去试试这件再说
Please just try this one on.
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好吧 现在不管我穿啥 和之前的相比都只能相形见拙了
Okay. But anything I put on now is only going to suffer in comparison.
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这太荒唐了 简直像个小丑
This is absurd. I look like a clown.
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谢尔顿
So, Sheldon...
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你最近如何
...how you doing?
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你就这样开始心理治疗吗
That's how you start a psychotherapy session?
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居然问这种蠢问题
"How am I doing?"
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我本来满心期待进行一场
I was promised a riverboat journey
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对自我潜意识的探寻之旅
into the jungles of my subconscious.
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结果呢
我都听到什么鬼问题啊
Instead, I get the same question I hear
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拉尔夫餐厅切香肠的女招待都问得出来
from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.
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抱歉
我重来
I'm sorry, I'll start again.
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我还是说说我的梦境吧 对你有帮助吗
Would it be helpful to you if I told you about my dreams?
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我也不知道
也许吧
Um, I don't know, maybe.
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我最近做了个梦 梦到我变成了巨人
I recently had a dream that I was a giant.
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但周围的东西还是原来的比例
But everything around me was to scale,
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所以相比之下没什么差别
so it all looked normal.
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既然周围东西都没什么变化 你怎么知道自己变成了巨人
How did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?
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我穿着条型号为一百万的裤子
I was wearing size a million pants.
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我们还是来自由谈话吧
Why don't we just talk?
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自由谈话疗法 经典精神分析疗法
不错
The talking cure. Classical Freudian. Good choice.
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我补充一点可能会有所帮助
If it will help speed things along,
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我做标准罗夏墨迹测验的结果是
uh, my answers to the standard Rorschach ink blot test are:
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[投射测验: 猜测模糊图形以投射潜意识和内心想法]
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图A
蝙蝠
图B
蝙蝠 图C
蝙蝠
A) a bat, B) a bat, c) a bat,
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图D
我爸想用皮下注射器杀死我妈
and D) my father killing my mother with a hypodermic needle.
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还是我来说吧
Why don't I just start?
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这种事时有发生 人们难以接受一项荣誉
Sometimes people have trouble accepting accolades
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那是因为在潜意识中 他们自觉不配拥有
if, on a subconscious level, they don't feel they deserve them.
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会不会你的原因也是如此呢
Do you think maybe that's what's happening here?
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真的假的
莱纳德
Really, Leonard?
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你是想把阿德勒学说中的
You're just going to try to recycle Adler's doctrine
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自卑情结套用在我身上吗
of the inferiority complex?
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这连拉尔夫餐厅的女招待都知道
I could probably get that from the woman at Ralph's.
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说不定她还会白送我芝士呢
And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.
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但这可能是问题所在
But it could be part of your problem.
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我举个例子吧
Let me give you an example.
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我8岁时
When I was eight,
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我的一个项目
"古典音乐有助青豆生长"
I won a ribbon at the science fair
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在科技展上得了奖
授予了我一条勋带
for my project, "Do Lima Beans Grow Better to Classical Music."
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但我妈妈却说
But my mother pointed out
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这和我哥哥以前的研究
"摇滚乐有害于青豆生长"
that it was just a rehash of my brother's earlier
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根本没差
只不过换汤不换药
"Do Lima Beans Grow Worse to Rock 'n' Roll."
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我倍受打击
于是把勋带退了回去
I felt so guilty, I gave the ribbon back.
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你感觉如何
And how did that make you feel?
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糟透了
Terrible.
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对那个研究我付出了很多心血
I worked really hard on that project.
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我整晚都不睡
就对着青豆芽
I stayed up all night singing the clown's aria from Pagliacci
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唱《丑角》里的咏叹调[莱昂卡瓦洛作曲]
to a lima bean sprout.
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继续说
Go on.
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这又不是我的错
It wasn't my fault.
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我不知道我哥的研究
I had never seen my brother's project.
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我妈之前本可以告诉我
And my mother could've told me before
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她却在颁奖典礼上当着众人面说出来
instead of at the ceremony in front of everyone.
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这么说 你很生你母亲的气咯
So, I hear you saying you're angry with your mother.
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当然气
我恨死她了
Damn right, I'm angry with my mother.
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行行好嘛
我那会儿才8岁
For God's sake, I was eight years old.
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她却这么当众羞辱我
She humiliated me.
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就是在那之后
我又开始尿床
That's when the bed-wetting started again.
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多谢了
莱纳德
Thank you, Leonard.
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谢什么啊
For what?
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像你这样受了如此打击
If someone as damaged as you
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还能每天早上从床上爬起来
can find his way to crawl out of bed each morning,
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我想小小一个颁奖典礼
应该不成问题
I think I can face a simple award ceremony.
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等等
就这样吗 不是该有一整个小时的吗
Wait, that's it? I thought we had a whole hour!
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女士们先生们
晚上好 我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,
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很荣幸向各位隆重介绍
and it is my very great honor to introduce
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本年度大学科学奖得主
the winner of this year's Chancellor's award for Science
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我的好友谢尔顿·库珀博士
and my good friend, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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但在此之前
But before I do,
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请允许我先宣读下谢尔顿母亲的来信
I'd like to share with you a letter from Sheldon's mother,
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