生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕16
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[《星球大战V 克隆人战争》插曲]
"The Imperial March"
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您能行行好把衬衫给关了吗
Would you please turn your shirt off?
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那怎么行
What?
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我的闪亮出场需要恢宏的背景音乐
I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music.
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这样人们才会崇拜并畏惧我
People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
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确实
Right.
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世上最惊悚的事莫过于
There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man
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有音乐从一个男人的咪咪间喷薄而出
who's got music blasting from between his nipples.
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斯图亚特
忙啥呢
Hey, Stuart, what's going on?
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你可能需要在谷歌日历上记下了
Well, you might want to mark your Google calendars.
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斯坦·李周四来这里开签名会
Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.
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他的自传出续集了吗
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?
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我就知道80来岁的人照样老当益壮
I'm sure ages 79 through 87 were just action-packed.
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没
就是普通的漫画签名罢了
No, just a regular comic signing.
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我叔叔是他的皮肤科医生 斯坦·李因此卖个面子给他
My uncle is his dermatologist and Stan's doing him a favor.
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你告诉我这些干嘛啊你
Oh, I don't want to know that!
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这下好了
我怎么可能一边和斯坦·李讨论
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee
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用银质冲浪板
the scientific foundations for interstellar flight
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来星际飞行的科学依据
on a silver surfboard
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一边逐行扫描他的脸
when part of my brain will be scanning his face
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以寻找皮肤传染病的蛛丝马迹
for signs of contagious skin disease?
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斯坦·李没有皮肤传染病
Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin disease.
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一边去
你又不是斯图亚特的叔叔
Well, look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.
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难以置信
我们要见到斯坦·李了
Can't believe it. We're going to meet Stan Lee!
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[《变形金刚》中大黄蜂播放过的歌曲]
"I'm So Excited"
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我错了
我不该教他跳这舞的
I'm sad to say I taught him those moves.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十六集
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我实在无法取舍 究竟让斯坦·李把名字签在
I can't decicide whether I want Stan Lee to autograph
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托尔第一次出场的《神秘之旅》83期上
my Journey into Mystery 83, first appearance of Thor
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还是签在《神奇四侠》第五本上 死亡博士的处女秀
or my Fantastic Four number five, first appearance of Dr. Doom.
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[Jeopardy智力竞赛节目
思考时的音乐
节目的主题曲]
(Jeopardy theme song playing)
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阿莱克斯 (Jeopardy的主持)
我选的答案是
Alex, I'm going to go with what is...
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你是个傻帽
you're a dumbass?
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我决定让斯坦·李把名签在
I've decided I'm going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy
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这个月的《蝙蝠侠》上
of this month's Batman.
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有病吧你
That's crazy.
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蝙蝠侠又不是斯坦·李的作品[竞争对手]
Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.
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对啊
所以其他人不会让他签这个
Yes, which is why no one else will ask him to sign one,
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于是我就会拥有一件
and I will be the possessor of
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虽然怪异但独一无二的稀世珍宝
a unique, albeit confusing, artifact,
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我从此就和那群芸芸
which will set me apart
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漫画迷不再是一个级别的了
from hoi polloi of comic book fandom.
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这点子不错
That's a great idea.
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我也让他签《蝙蝠侠》去
I'm going to get him to sign a Batman as well.
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你对独一无二这个词很难理解么
What is it about the word "unique" you don't understand?
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靠
手被纸片划破了
Damn, paper cut.
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被纸割伤最痛苦了
Nothing worse than a paper cut.
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你忘了割礼吧[犹太儿童切除包皮的仪式]
Well, obviously you don't remember your circumcision.
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上面抽屉里有新孢霉素和创口贴
There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.
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这些东西不是该放在卫生间里吗
Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom?
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卫生间里有
还有厨房里
He does. And in the kitchen.
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还有车里
再加上他口袋里
And in the car. And in his pocket.
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没错
但我口袋里的可不给别人用
Yeah, but the ones in my pocket are mine.
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-嗨
-嘿
- Hi!
- Hey.
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猜猜看
Guess who's going to be
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周四谁会去漫画店
at the comic bookstore on Thursday?
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呃
给点提示吧
Um... can you give me a hint?
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斯坦·李
Stan Lee.
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噢
斯坦利
Um... Stanley...
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斯坦利·图奇?[著名演员]
Stanley... Stanley Tucci?
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不是
No.
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是斯坦·李
No, Stan... Lee.
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哦
斯坦·李嘛
Oh, oh, Stan Lee!
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不错嘛
Cool!
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你根本不知道他是谁吧
You have no idea who he is, do you?
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谁说的
我当然知道
Of course I do.
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你是我生命中的重要的一部分
You're an important part of my life
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我自然会爱屋及乌啦
and I pay attention to the things you are interested in.
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是嘛
好啊
Oh, good.
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好极了
Good.
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那你说说
斯坦·李是谁
So, who's Stan Lee?
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星际迷航里的
Um... he was on Star Trek.
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猜错了
Nope.
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-那就星球大战
-又错
- Star Wars?
- No.
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呃
斯坦·李
Um... uh, Stan Lee.
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我知道了
Ooh, he was in those
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是你喜欢的傻帽功夫片里的
goofy kung fu movies you love so much?
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那是李小龙
That's Bruce Lee.
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啊哦
Oh.
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那这是小龙的书呆子哥哥斯坦?
So, is this Bruce Lee's nerdy brother, Stan?
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谢尔顿
你抽屉怎么有那么多
Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened
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没拆封的薪水支票
paychecks in your desk?
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因为我想买的东西
Because most of the things I'm planning to buy
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市面上基本上都没有
haven't been invented yet.
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这儿得有好几千块了吧
There-there must be thousands of dollars here.
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你干嘛不存银行里
Why don't you put it in the bank?
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鬼才相信银行
I don't trust banks.
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我坚信如果有一天机器人奋起反抗了
I believe that when the robots rise up,
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自动取款机肯定是起义军领袖
ATMs will lead the charge.
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这儿还有一封 帕萨迪纳市法院寄来的东西
You've also got something from the Pasadena Municipal Court.
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肯定又是回信来鄙视我 之前寄去的几封信里
Undoubtedly another snide response to my repeated letters complaining
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投诉了法院门口的旗子 次序是错误的
that the flags in front of the courthouse are flying in the wrong order.
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按照从左到右的顺序 应该先是联邦旗
州旗
From left to right, it's supposed to be federal, state,
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最后才轮到帕萨迪纳市旗
and then city of Pasadena.
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打断一下
你为此寄了好几封信过去
I'm sorry. You sent more than one letter about that?
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它们看着太碍眼了
It bothers me.
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谢尔顿
这是封传票
Sheldon, this is a summons.
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什么的传票
A summons for what?
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信上说你在玛格大道闯了红灯
Looks like you ran a red light M Margo Avenue
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时间是11月16号晚上9点半
at 9:30 p.m. on November 16.
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你被路边的摄像头拍下来了
They got you on a traffic camera.
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挺上镜嘛
Nice picture.
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11月16号
November 16?
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佩妮
那不就是你在浴缸里摔倒
Penny, that's the evening you fell in your bathtub
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然后我不得不带你去看急诊的那晚吗
and I had to drive you to the emergency room.
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不是
No, it isn't.
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就是
Yes, it is.
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就不是
No, it isn't.
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佩妮
我记得很清楚
Penny, I have an eidetic memory.
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而且摄像头也拍下了你在副驾驶位置上
Also, that's a picture of you in the passenger seat
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托着你那脱臼的肩膀
holding your dislocated shoulder.
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才不是呢
Mmm, no, it isn't.
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好吧
那为啥传票上违反交规的
Okay, then why is a summons for a traffic violation
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是你的车
而且挂着你的车牌
committed in your car, bearing your license plates,
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却寄来我这儿了
coming to me?
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好吧
他们给我发了传票
Okay, look, they sent me the ticket.
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我告诉他们当时并不是我开的车
I told them I wasn't driving
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然后他们逼问我"除了你还有谁"
and they were all, "If it wasn't you, who was it?"
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于是你就把我出卖了
So you betrayed me?
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才没有
No!
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这哪是出卖
It wasn't a betrayal.
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我只不过表示"我的驾照已经没分好扣了"
It was more of a "I can't afford any more points on my license."
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我已经不得不
I already have to buy my insurance
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去开曼群岛上买车险了
from this place in the Cayman Islands.
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但我之所以开你的车还不是因为
But the only reason I was driving your car
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你当时可怜兮兮的我才伸出援手
was because you were in distress and I was rescuing you.
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你有张照片记录英勇的一天
Yes,you have a photo to remember that heroic day.
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没什么大不了的
It's not that big a deal.
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你只要周四去法院
You just go down to the court on Thursday
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交罚金就行
and you pay the fine.
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我才不去交罚金
I'm not going to pay a fine.
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那就说明我有罪
That would imply I'm guilty.
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你确实有罪
You are guilty.
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[《法律与秩序》的主题曲]
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这个我喜欢
That one I liked.
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我是无罪的
I am not guilty.
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我只有实习驾照
I only have a learner's permit.
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佩妮教我的
Penny was the teacher.
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转黄灯时
她就说"快快快"
When the light turned yellow she said "Go, go, go."
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于是我就"开开开"
So I went, went, went.
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谢尔顿
对不起
Sheldon, I'm sorry.
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我会还你罚金的钱
I'll be happy to reimburse you for the fine.
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只要我能参演一部电影 或者自己拍个电视剧
You know, as soon as I get a part in a movie or my own TV series.
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不用你还
因为我不会交的
You don't need to reimburse me because I'm not paying.
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周四那天
我会去法院 正义会得到伸张
On Thursday, I will have my day in court and justice will be done.
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我现在就着手准备辩护
In fact, I'm going to begin preparing my defense right now.
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他坐定牢了
Okay, he's going to jail.
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对哦 周四是斯坦·李签名日
Oh, that's right. Thursday is Stan Lee Day.
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看到你做的好事了吧
Now you see what you've done?
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就因为你
我们都见不到斯坦·李了
Because of you, we're all going to miss Stan Lee.
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你说"都"是什么意思
What do you mean "all?"
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你们是我朋友啊
Well, you're my friends.
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你们要站在我旁边
支持我 为我提供案例
You'll be standing by my side, supporting me, feeding me legal precedents,
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你们上身要是够壮
and if you had the upper body strength,
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我胜诉时
可以把我搁肩膀上扛出去
carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.
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这个嘛
不行
Yeah, okay. No.
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你是说我为自己辩护时
Are you saying that you will not stand beside me
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你不会来站在我身边吗
as I plead my case?
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是这个意思
That's what I'm saying.
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霍华德
Howard?
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斯坦·李
法庭上的你
Uh, Stan Lee, or you in court.
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要是《苏菲的选择》有这么简单
Uh, if this was Sophie's Choice
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电影就不会那么长了
不行
it would've been a much shorter movie. No.
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拉杰 你会来吧
Raj? You'll be there, won't you?
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那好吧 我所谓的朋友都抛弃了我
All right, then. My so-called friends have forsaken me.
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看来只剩我和目击证人了
So, I guess it'll just be me and my eyewitness.
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晕死
Oh, balls.
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请着装得体一点
Please try to wear something appropriate.
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要是法官只顾着想
It won't help my case
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你屁股上'美味多汁'的意思
if the judge is busy trying to read the word "Juicy"
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对我的案子没好处
scrawled across your buttocks.
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
Penny.
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节奏不对
That's just wrong.
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好了
走吧
All right, let's go.
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等一下 去法院之前
Wait, hold on. Before we get to the courthouse,
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我想看一下你的演技
I'd like to call on your skills as an actress.
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这是什么
What is this?
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我冒昧地
I've taken the liberty
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为你起草了出庭作证的剧本
of scripting your appearance on the witness stand
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面对现实
你有点我行我素
because, let's face it, you're somewhat of a loose cannon.
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别担心
都是用你的方言写的
Now, don't worry; it's written in your vernacular.
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我们排练一下如何
So shall we rehearse?
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我有得选吗
Do I have a choice?
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你当然有选择权
Well, of course you have a choice.
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虽然我们生活在宿命里
Although we live in a deterministic universe,
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但每个人都有自由选择的权力
each individual has free will.
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给我坐下
Now, sit down.
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请你回忆下 11月16日发生的事
I call your attention to the events of November 16.
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你记得那天吗
Do you remember that date?
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废话
我记得
"Darn tootin', I do.
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请法官原谅我家乡内布拉斯加
"If the court will excuse my homespun,
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粗俗简朴的语言
corn-fed Nebraskan turn of phrase."
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很好
继续
Excellent. Go on.
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我记得那天
"The reason that date is, like,
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而且铭记在我的脑子里
"so totally fixed in my memory
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是因为我有幸目睹了
"is that I had the privilege to be witness
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毕生从未见过的英勇行为
to one of the most heroic acts I've ever seen in, like, ever."
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谁的英勇行为
"And who performed that heroic act?"
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您的啊
阁下
"Why, you did, sir.
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您
谢尔顿·库珀博士
"You. Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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而且我想说
我很荣幸认识您
And may I add, it is a privilege to know you."
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不必称赞我
"There's no need for compliments.
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法庭只看重事实
This court is only interested in the facts."
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但感觉很荣幸能认识您啊也是个事实啊
"But it is a fact that it's a privilege to know you.
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真的
Totally."
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一滴泪从我面颊流下
A teardrop rolls down my cheek?!
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纯属建议
Only a suggestion.
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喉咙哽咽一下也可以
A catch in your throat would work just as well.
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但我感觉
"But it is a fact
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很荣幸能认识您啊也是个事实啊
"that it's a privilege to know you.
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真的
Totally."
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你还是穿"美味多汁"的裤子吧
Maybe you should put on your "Juicy" pants again.
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去交罚金
Pay the cashier.
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谢尔顿·库珀
Sheldon Cooper.
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早上好
法官大人
Good morning, Your Honor.
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我是谢尔顿·库珀博士 自我辩护
Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se.
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也就是说
代表我自己
That is to say, representing himself.
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我知道什么意思
I know what it means.
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我读过法律学校
I went to law school.
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结果却在审理交通法庭
And yet you wound up in traffic court.
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不管怎样
Anyway,
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法官允许的话
if it would please the court,
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我想做个开庭陈述
I'd like to begin with an opening statement.
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法官会建议你简短点
The court would advise you to make it quick,
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因为法官早上吃了可能馊了的玉米煎饼
as the court had a dicey-looking breakfast burrito this morning
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而且刚吃了易蒙停(止泻药)
and just took an Imodium.
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快速的开场陈述
A quick opening statement.
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如同一个挤奶凳 本案有三个 立足点
Like a milking stool, my case rests on three legs.
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我要论证的是
I will demonstrate
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我在驾驶过程中
受到一个女人的误导
that I was improperly instructed in driving
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这个女人缺乏社会上
by a woman whose lack of respect for society
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对反社会界定的基本认识
borders on the sociopathic.
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我要争辩的是
I will argue
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紧急情况下的法律原理
that the emergency met the legal doctrine
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是需要即合法[拉丁文]
of quod est necessarium est licitum--
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也就是需要即合法
that which is necessary is legal.
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但首先
But first,
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我要提出第六条修正案[美国权利法案]
I will raise a Sixth Amendment issue.
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我无法与控方对峙
I'm unable to confront my accuser,
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因为控方是一台非人类机器
a non-human entity, to wit,
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也就是摄像机
a camera.
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所以
综上所述
So, to sum up:
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错误指导
improper instruction;
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加上"需要即合法"的原理
quod est necessarium est licitum;
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还有第六条修正案
Sixth Amendment.
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我的挤奶凳辨述完毕
My milk stool is complete.
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佩服佩服
Impressive.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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罪名成立
Guilty.
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去付钱吧
Pay the cashier.
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我反对
I object.
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你这是在无视法律
You're completely ignoring the law.
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不
我遵守法律
No, I'm following the law.
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只是在无视你
I'm ignoring you.
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是吗
Really?
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提醒你一下
我可是业内顶尖人士
I would point out that I am at the top of my profession,
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你却坐在桌子后面过家家
while you preside over the kiddy table of yours.
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库珀博士
我给你个机会为你最后的言论道歉
Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt
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不然我要视你为蔑视法庭
and throw you in jail, I'm going to give you a chance
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把你扔进监狱
to apologize for that last remark.
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我可是个科学家
I am a scientist.
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我才不会为陈述事实而道歉
I never apologize for the truth.
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那是我的位置
That's my spot.
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我等不及要问斯坦·李
I can't wait to ask Stan Lee
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为什么他笔下每个角色的姓和名
why he insists on giving all his characters first and last names
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开头字母都是一样的
that start with the same letter.
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得了
你真是十万个为什么[以下均为惊奇漫画人物]
Oh, come on. Why would you do that?
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布鲁斯·班纳
里德·理查
Bruce Banner, Reed Richards,
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分别出自《绿巨人》和《神奇四侠》
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苏珊·斯汤
斯蒂芬·史催博士
Sue Storm, Stephen Strange,
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分别出自《神奇四侠》和《怪谈故事》
后者为惊奇的系列漫画
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奥拓·八爪博士和银影侠
Otto Octavius, Silver Surfer,
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分别出自《蜘蛛侠》和《神奇四侠》
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彼得·帕克
还有最夸张的
Peter Parker, oh, and worst of all,
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出自《蜘蛛侠》
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小约翰·约拿·詹姆森
J. Jonah Jameson, Jr.
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出自《神奇的蜘蛛侠》
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好吧
我要插在你前面
Okay, I'm cutting.
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免得斯坦·李被你惹毛了我遭殃
I'm not gonna talk to Stan Lee after you cheese him off.
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《蜘蛛侠》的主题音乐铃声
"Spider-Man" theme ringtone playing
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嗨
Hey.
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谢尔顿进了监狱
Sheldon's in jail.
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啥
谢尔顿进了监狱?!
Sheldon's in jail?!
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被你说中了
You called it.
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-怎么搞的
-你觉得呢
- For what?
- What do you think?
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就是他平时一贯的找抽风格
For doing the same crap he always does,
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只不过法官不吃这一套
except to a judge.
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他不道歉就出不来
He has to stay in there until he apologizes.
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那就让他道歉啊
So tell him to apologize.
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多谢提醒
莱纳德 你以为我没想过吗
Oh, gee, thanks, Leonard. That didn't occur to me.
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如果他五点前还不道歉
If he doesn't apologize by 5:00,
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就得在监狱里过夜了
he is going to spend the night in jail.
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哦不
真是糟糕
Oh, no, that's terrible.
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哇
队伍动了
挂了
回见
Ooh, the line's moving. Got to go. Bye.
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有人吗
Excuse me?
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狱卒在吗
Excuse me, jailor?
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咋了
What?
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我要上厕所
I need to use the restroom.
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在那边
自便
Knock yourself out.
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这算是马桶?
That's the toilet?
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不然你以为是许愿池吗
Well, it ain't a wishing well.
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请转告法官
我准备向他道歉
Please tell the judge I'm ready to apologize.
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看啊
Look at that.
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"致吾友
莱纳德
"To my friend, Leonard.
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独行侠
斯坦·李"
From Stan Lee, Excelsior!"
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00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,860
惊奇漫画的一个系列
后改称Loners
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牛逼
Awesome.
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我上面写的是
"致吾友
霍华德"
Mine says, "To my friend, Howard.
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独行侠
斯坦·李
From Stan Lee, Excelsior!"
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我上面写的是
"致拉杰
斯坦·李"
Mine says, "To Raj, from Stan Lee."
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因为你纠结他的角色名
把他惹毛了
That's 'cause you pissed him off about his character names.
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搞毛
Hey,
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我还没提达姆弹头杜甘和绿魔
I didn't even mention Dum Dum Dugan or Green Goblin,
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前者是惊奇漫画虚拟组织S.H.I.E.L.D成员
后者出自《蜘蛛侠》
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马特·默多克和小辣椒波兹
Matt Murdock, Pepper Potts,
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分别出自《夜魔侠》和《钢铁侠》
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末日博士[出自《神奇四侠》]
Victor Von Doom,
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还有最夸张的
oh, and worst of all,
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米莉模特(惊奇漫画的长篇幽默系列)
Millie the Model.
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我们回来了
We're home.
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伙计
情况如何
Oh, hey, buddy. How'd it go?
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你明明都知道了还问个屁
You know very well how it went.
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是啊
但我们想听你亲口说
Yeah, but we all want to hear it from you.
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我被判有罪
还被罚了533美元
I was found guilty and fined $533.
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我会写张支票给你
I'm going to write you a check for that.
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只要你答应我藏在抽屉里