生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕14
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你发什么疯呢
Whatcha doing?
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我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果
I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image
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来激活我的上丘脑
so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.
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真有趣
Interesting.
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我一般喝点咖啡就行了
I usually just have coffee.
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你彻夜未眠吗
You've been up all night?
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早上了吗
Is it morning?
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是的
Yes.
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那我就是彻夜未眠了
Then I've been up all night.
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你卡壳了
And you're stuck?
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要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑
Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?
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真抱歉
亲爱的
喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你
Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.
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佩妮
我早就告诉过你
你要不把他关到他房间里
Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night
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他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜
he just runs around the apartment.
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现在又是在干嘛
What is he doing now?
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他要不是在分解公式的项
Hmm, he's either isolating the terms
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一一检验的话
of his formula and examining them individually,
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就是在...
or...
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寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后
looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand
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让短吻鳄吞噬的手
after Peter Pan cut it off.
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虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的
Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile,
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不是短吻鳄
not an alligator.
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你要想损我
至少把事实给弄清楚先
If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.
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遵命
船长
Aye, aye, Captain.
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我就不明白了
I can't see it!
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怎么就结合不起来呢
It just won't coalesce.
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也许你应该重新开始
Maybe you need a fresh start.
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有道理
You're right.
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真是个好主意
莱纳德
谢谢
It's a great idea, Leonard. Thank you.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十四集
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当电子穿越石墨烯时
Electrons move through graphene...
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所表现出的质量为零
act as if they have no mass...
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他卡壳多久了
How long has he been stuck?
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智商上有三十小时了
Intellectually about 30 hours.
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情商嘛
二十九年了
Emotionally about 29 years.
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单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子
Unit cell contains two carbon atoms...
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六边形的内角为120°
Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees.
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你试过将他重新启动一下吗
Have you tried rebooting him?
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才不呢
这是固件问题
No, I think it's a firmware problem.
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哟
今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的
Hey, it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink
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迪斯科之夜
in Glendale tonight.
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谁要来一起荡一下
Who's up for getting down?
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太完美了
That's perfect.
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伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢
Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating.
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我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰
I think Penny likes to skate.
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我们四个可以两两成对
The four of us could double.
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再好不过了
我们去
What could be better? We're in.
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真棒
仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的
Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.
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你也可以加入的啊
You can come with us.
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不
没事儿的
我不必去的
No, it's okay. I don't have to go.
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我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人
I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies
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提供合适的娱乐建议
to suitable entertainment choices.
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我就是个棕色人型口碑网
I'm a walking brown Yelp.Com.
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结构
恒定结构
一个原子
Structure, constant structure. One atom...
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天
他真的是走火入魔了
是吗
Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?
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嗯啊
他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂
Yeah, this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.
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我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢
I thought I smelled popcorn.
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模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样
Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways...
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六边的
从来都是六边的
Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal...
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自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后
I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out
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我就没见过他能卡成这个样子
the third Matrix movie.
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嘿
这可是我的青豆啊
Hey, those are my lima beans!
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在哥手里不是青豆
是碳原子
Not lima beans, carbon atoms.
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但老子在吃掉青豆之前
But if I don't eat my lima beans,
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是不能吃饼干的
I can't have my cookie.
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给
你要豌豆吗
Here, you want my peas?
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豌豆
太赞了
The peas-- perfect.
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正好拿来做电子
They can be electrons.
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要我的玉米不
Want my corn?
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你脑残啊
Don't be ridiculous.
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我拿玉米能做什么
What would I do with corn?
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那个滑旱冰
我们去之前是不是先吃饭
So roller skating-- should we all grab a bite to eat first?
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好啊
华馆怎么样
Good. P.F. Chang's?
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俺娘有优惠券
My mom has coupons.
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行啊
Great.
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你娘不会来吧
Your mom's not coming, right?
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我保证这次绝对不来了
Not this time, I promise.
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我要把话说清楚了
滑旱冰是我的主意
Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea,
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而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满
and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date,
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我预祝你们都摔屁墩
and I hope you both fall on your asses
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摔断尾椎骨
and break your coccyxes.
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尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"
The plural of coccyx is coccyges.
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去你丫的
还哥青豆
Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.
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我的天呐 你有没试过如此丢人
Oh, my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed?
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至少最近没有
Not recently.
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我都说不出他们哪个更烂了
I don't know which was lamer:
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到底是寒冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿
their roller-skating or their disco dancing.
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就我而言
最惨的是
For me, the worst part
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人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的
was when people saw us leave with them.
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你小子有两手啊
霍华德
You had some nice moves out there, Howard.
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谢谢夸奖
你也不错
Thanks. You, too.
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你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗
Did you notice all the people looking at us?
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没怎么注意
我完全沉迷在了舞步中
Not really. I was in my boogie zone.
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当霍华德想要劈叉的时候
When Howard tried to do the splits...
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嘘
Shh.
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抱歉
我走得有点慢
Sorry. I'm moving a little slow.
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可能是挫伤了尾骨
I think I bruised my coccyx.
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可怜的小宝贝
Oh, poor baby.
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别告诉库萨帕里
Don't tell Koothrappali.
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你先请
After you.
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真绅士
Oh, what a gentleman.
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嗨
谢尔顿
Hey, Sheldon.
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天啊
Oh, my God!
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你在
Are you...
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我的神啊
Good Lord!
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你们把一切都毁了
You're ruining everything!
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该死的
Oh, damn.
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你没事吧
Are you okay?
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我看起来像没事吗
Do I look okay?
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别冲我发火啊
我也摔了
Don't bark at me. I fell, too.
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你都摔一晚上了
也该习惯了
Oh, you've been falling all night. You're used to it.
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谢尔顿
你到底在干嘛
Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?
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做我这三天一直在做的工作
The same thing I've been doing for three days.
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想要弄明白为什么
Trying to figure out why electrons
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电子在穿过石墨烯时
behave as if they have no mass
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会表现得像是没有质量一样
when traveling through a graphene sheet.
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用大理石来推测
With marbles?
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我总得找点比豆子大的东西
Well, I needed something bigger
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不是吗
than peas, now, didn't I?
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谢尔顿
你上次睡觉是什么年代
Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?
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不知道
大概2
3天
I don't know-- two, three days.
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这无关紧要
Not important.
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我不需要睡眠
我想要答案
I don't need sleep. I need answers.
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我要找出
I need to determine where
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在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中
in this swamp of unbalanced formulas
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是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆
squatteth the toad of truth.
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真理的蛤蟆
Toad of truth?
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这是物理学上的名词吗
Is that a physics thing?
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不
那是疯狂的产物
No, that's a crazy thing.
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好了
谢尔顿
Okay, Sheldon.
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如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话
What happens to our neuroreceptors
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会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢
when we don't get enough REM sleep?
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会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性
They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
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那就会引起
Which leads to...?
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认知功能受损
Impaired cognitive function.
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没错
所以进屋去
刷刷牙
上床睡觉
Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
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但我不想睡觉
But I don't want to go to bed.
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我数三下
一
I'm going to count to three. One...
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哦
好吧
Oh, all right.
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你的手段真是太高明了
That was amazing how you handled him.
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我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩
I know how to deal with stubborn children.
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我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班
My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement.
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莱纳德
你睡觉时在鬼笑吗
Leonard, you're... you're giggling in your sleep.
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不是我笑的
It's not me.
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是我的新手机铃声
It's my new ringtone.
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是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑
The Joker from Batman.
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吓着我了
Well, it creeps me out.
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也吓我一跳
但我花了3块钱定的
Me, too, but I paid three bucks for it.
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接电话吧还是
Just answer the phone.
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你好
Hello.
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我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter.
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没错
他是我的室友
Yeah, yeah, he's my roommate.
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天啊
他没事吧
Oh, God, is he okay?
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好的
我马上过去
Yeah, all-all right. I'll be right there.
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怎么了
What happened?
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谢尔顿逃走了
恐怖降临了村庄
Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.
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好吧
去吧
玩的开心点
Okay. Have fun.
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我是霍夫斯塔德博士
Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter.
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-他在哪儿
-海洋球那里
- Where is he? - Ball pit.
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真感谢你没报警
Thanks for not calling the cops.
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没事的
Oh, hey, it's no big deal.
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我姐姐也有个智障小孩
My sister's got a kid who's special.
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呃
他是极品智障
ah, well, he's extra special.
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嘿
谢利
Hey, Shelly.
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你干嘛呢
What you doing?
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体积比错得一塌糊涂
Size ratio was all wrong.
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我不能把它们具象化
Couldn't visualize it.
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我要找更大的碳原子
Needed bigger carbon atoms.
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好好好
Sure, sure.
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你怎么进来的
How did you get into this place?
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后门装了个五针脚制动系统
Back door has a five-pin tumbler system,
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和单回路报警器
小孩子的玩意了
single-circuit alarm. Child's play.
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我在建立碳原子模型的时候
You can start sorting protons and neutrons
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你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来
while I build carbon atoms.
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我可不这么想
No, I don't think so.
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我们现在该回家了
We need to go home now.
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但我还在工作
But I'm still working.
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要是你不出来
If you don't come out of there,
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我就去把你抓出来
I'm going to have to drag you out.
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试试看啊
你永远别想抓到我
You can try, but you'll never catch me.
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我的老天爷啊
For God's sakes.
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谢尔顿
过来
Sheldon, come here!
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抓不到俺
Bazinga.
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我闪
Bazinga.
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我再闪
Bazinga.
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抓不到噢
Bazinga.
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你个废废
Bazinga.
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莱纳德
佩妮
Leonard and Penny.
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莱纳德
佩妮
Leonard and Penny.
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搞虾米鬼
What? What, what, what?
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莱纳德
佩妮
Leonard and Penny.
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干嘛
What?
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我有好消息
I have good news.
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那也不用深更半夜冲进来
And you had to barge in here and wake us up
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吓我们吧
in the middle of the night?
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你关了手机
Your cell phone was off.
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因为我们不想被吵到
Because we didn't want to be disturbed.
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反正也没什么用
不是吗
Well, that didn't work out, did it?
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谢尔顿
你到底想干嘛
Sheldon, what do you want?
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我特来宣告
本天才找到了答案
I came to tell you I've got the answer.
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真的吗
Really?
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你解开石墨烯的难题了吗
You figured out the graphene problem?
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不
那个还绝望地卡壳中
No, no, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that,
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但我找到了解决的方法
but I figured out how to figure it out.
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你猜怎着
莱纳德
我曾经说过
Okay, you know what, Leonard, I know I said
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我能忍受你的室友
但我错得太离谱了
I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong.
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我看我们还是吹了吧
We're going to have to break up.
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你在说什么鬼
What are you talking about?
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爱因斯坦
Einstein.
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嗯
至少得再多说点吧
Yeah, I'm going to need a little more.
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艾伯特·爱因斯坦
Albert Einstein.
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继续继续
Keep going.
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艾伯特·爱因斯坦在专利局工作时
When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity,
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他提出了狭义相对论
he was working at the patent office.
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那你也要去专利局工作咯
So, you're going to go work at the patent office?
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你傻的啊
Don't be absurd.
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那可在华盛顿
That's in Washington.
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满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了
You know I could never live in a city whose streets
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你又不是不知道
are laid out in a wheel-and-spoke pattern.
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其实
我是想要找一份
No. I'm going to find
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半斤八两的低贱工作
a similarly menial job
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只需要动用我的基底神经节就行
where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task,
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那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]
freeing my prefrontal cortex
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专注于解决关键问题
to work quietly in the background on my problem.
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真是雄心壮志
Sounds like a great plan.
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这不废话么
Of course it is.
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就算和你讲话
Even talking to you is
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也够低贱的咧
sufficiently menial that I can feel
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让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊
the proverbial juices starting to flow.
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得
多谢分享
Okay, well, thanks for sharing with us.
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-晚安
-不客气
- Good night.
- You're welcome.
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你们也安安
And good night to you, too.
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顺便
我刚观察了下你的睡相
Oh, by the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment,
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我注意到当你仰面睡觉时
and I noticed that your snoring
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呼噜打得更响
seems to be worse when you're on your back.
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莱纳德可从不打呼
Leonard doesn't snore.
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我又没在说他
No, I wasn't talking to Leonard.
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我早说了吧
Told you.
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库珀先生
你是要找份工作吗
So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job.
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一份低贱的工作
A menial job.
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好比你这样的
Like yours.
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多谢提醒
Well, thank you for noticing.
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我可是"月度低贱员工之星"呢
I'm "Menial Employee of the Month."
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你有啥意向不
Do you have a particular field in mind?
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当然
I do.
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几千年来
For thousands of years,
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最底层的人类
the lowest classes of the human race
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在优势一族的鞭挞和压迫中
have spent their lives laboring to erect monuments
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致力于树立起一块丰碑
under the lash of their betters,
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直到最后 他们惨烈倒下
until finally, they dropped down
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化作艰难跋涉之路上的一粒尘埃
and became one with the dust through which they trudged.
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有这一类的工作吗
Do you have anything like that?
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没
No.
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你都不搜一下确认吗
Shouldn't you check your database?
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就是没
No.
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你都没打字
You didn't really type?
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不用打也知道
I didn't really have to.
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建筑类的如何
So, how about construction?
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太棒了
Oh, that would be good!
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拉拉锯子
敲敲榔头
Sawing, hammering, eating out of a lunch pail
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和工人阶级同志们一起
as my working-class fellows and I
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坐在城市高空的钢筋横梁上 一边趴盒饭一边摇摇欲坠
sit perched precariously on a girder high above the metropolis.
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不
是给罗斯密市的一间住宅
No, no. This is putting up sheetrock
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安装石膏板
at a housing project in Rosemead.
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行啊
I could do that.
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-很好
-就一个问题
- Good.
- One question.
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-说
-什么是石膏板
- Yes?
- What's sheetrock?
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过
Moving on.
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花店快递怎么样
How about doing deliveries for a florist?
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听起来还不错
That seems acceptable.
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-你有车吗
-我不开车
- Do you have your own car?
- I don't drive.
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我想也是
Of course you don't.
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库珀先生
我就问你一个问题
Mr. Cooper, let me just ask you a question.
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你上份工作是啥
What was your last job?
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加州理工学院的高级理论粒子物理学家
Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech,
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主要致力于M理论研究
外行人说法是弦理论
focusing on M theory, or, in layman's terms, string theory.
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懂了
I see.
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等我一下
Just give me a second.
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保安
(这有疯子)
Security!
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好的
我先把饮料送上来
Okay, I'll get those drinks started for you.
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小心身后
Behind you.
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谢尔顿
你这是在干嘛
Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?
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我正要去清理桌子 差点撞上你
I'm trying to get these tables cleared. We're slammed.
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等等
等等
No, wait, wait, no, wait.
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你在这干嘛呢
Wh-What are you doing here?
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这问题还算合理
A reasonable question.
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我问我自己
I asked myself,
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我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么
what is the most mind-numbing, pedeststrian job conceivable,
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有三个答案浮现在脑中
and three answers came to mind:
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收费站工作人员
在苹果专卖店工作的天才
uh, toll booth attendant, Apple Store genius...
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还有佩妮的工作
...and what Penny does.
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现在
Now...
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既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币
since I don't like
touching other people's coins,
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也不想帮着抹黑"天才"这个词
and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "Genius,"
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所以我来了
here I am.
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你就这么走进来
就被录用了 就这么简单
You just, you just walked in and they hired you, just like that?
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当然不是
Oh, heavens, no.
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既然我不领薪水
也就不需被录用
Since I don't need to be paid, I didn't need to be hired.
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我就直接走进来
拿起个托盘 然后开始"为人民服务"
I simply came in, picked up a tray, and started "Working for the man."
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请允许我把这个盘子收走
Let me get that plate out of your way.
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-谢尔顿
这太荒谬了
-是吗
- Sheldon,this is ridiculous. - Is it?
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就在刚刚
在刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米脆饼时
Just a moment ago, I had a minor epiphany
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我突然间就顿悟了
regarding the polymer degradation phenomenon
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聚合物降解现象
while scraping congealed nachos off a plate.
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伯纳黛特
10号桌买单
Bernadette, table 10 wants their check.
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谢谢
谢尔顿
Thanks, Sheldon.
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谢尔顿
等等
再说这也不是我的工作
Sheldon,wait, this isn't even what I do.
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我是服务生
不是勤杂工
I'm a waitress, not a busboy.
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你说得对
你的工作更低贱
You're right. That is more menial.
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两位好
我是谢尔顿
负责这桌的服务生
Hello, I'm Sheldon. I'll be your server today.
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不推荐点三文鱼
I don't recommend the salmon.
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我看到它们在厨房的样子
I saw it in the kitchen.
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好了
一份培根芝士汉堡
All right, one bacon cheeseburger,
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同时违背两条犹太饮食禁忌
breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously--
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光荣啊
kudos.
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炸鱼加薯条
Beer-battered fish and chips.
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这里你的鞑靼酱
Now, here's your tartar sauce.
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我还帮你拿了莎莎酱
I also brought you salsa.
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虽然有点不合常规
不过我想你会喜欢的
It's a little unconventional, but I think you'll like it.
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味道很赞
It's zingy.
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还有你的
招牌大玉米煎饼
And for you, Factory Burrito Grande--
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不含芝士和酸奶油
no cheese, no sour cream,
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不会因你的乳糖不耐症产生不良后果
no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.
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祝各位好胃口
Bon appetit.
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等等
Hang on.
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-这是黑豆
不是斑豆吧
-对
- Black beans, not pinto beans? - Yes.
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-加双份鳄梨酱
-当然
- Double guacamole? - Of course.
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-没加香菜
-没
- No cilantro? - Nope.
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-生菜是切碎的
而不是剁碎的
-对
- Lettuce shredded, not chopped? - Yep.
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知道我为什么这么问你吗
You understand why I'm doing this to you?
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-知道
-那就这样吧
- I do. - That'll be all.
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这太好玩了
That was fun.
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他还能在这坚持多久
How long can he keep this up?
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