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每次看到格林奇的心脏[出自影片《圣诞怪杰》]
Oh, I always tear up
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涨大三倍的时候
我都止不住要流泪
When the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
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流泪是应该的
Tears seem appropriate.
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心肌的扩张
Enlargement of the heart muscle,
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或是肥大型心肌病
都是重病
Or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease
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会引起充血性心力衰竭
which could lead to congestive heart failure.
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你不喜欢他是吧
谢尔顿
You really didn't like it, Sheldon?
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不
正相反
No, on the contrary.
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我认为格林奇是个体贴又迷人的角色
I found the Grinch to be a relatable,engaging character.
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而且我十分赞赏
And I was really with him right up to the point
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他屈从于社会习俗
that he succumbed to social convention
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回赠礼物
拯救了圣诞节的行为
And returned the presents and saved Christmas.
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多么扫兴啊
What a buzz kill that was.
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我们看《圣诞雪人》的时候
他赞成出太阳
When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
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请注意
Excuse me,
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太阳是万物之必需
But the sun is essential for all life on Earth.
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而圣诞雪人只是一个
Frosty is merely
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冰雪构成的怪物
瞬息即逝
还戴着偷来的帽子
A bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.
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那是犯罪
而且居然从没有人为此指责他
A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十一集
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我超爱装饰圣诞树
I just love decorating the Christmas tree.
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感觉自己又回到了小时候
It makes me feel like a little girl again.
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我小时候家里没有圣诞树
We didn't have a tree when I was growing up.
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真的吗
为什么
Really? Why not?
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在我家
Mmm, in my family,
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节日通常是用来研究人类社会中
Holidays weren't so much celebrated as studied
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它们起到的人类学和心理学意义
For their anthropological and psychological implications
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而不是用来庆祝的
On human society.
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真有节日气氛
Oh, sounds festive.
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那你们总会互赠礼物吧
Did you at least give presents?
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某种程度上
Mmm, in a way.
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我们互赠研究论文
We presented papers.
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然后分小组讨论
再相互评论
And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.
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谢尔顿
你呢
Sheldon, what about you?
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你家有圣诞树吗
Did you have a Christmas tree?
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当然有
Oh, yes.
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有圣诞树
有马槽
We had a tree, we had a manger,
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草坪上还有一个充气圣诞老人
We had an inflatable Santa Claus
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身前站着一只塑料驯鹿
with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.
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为了增添欢乐气氛
And to make things even more jolly,
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房子的周围还有一闪一闪的灯光
there were so many blinking lights on the house
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引得周围邻居纷纷来偷
They induced neighborhood-wide seizures.
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所以我猜你不想帮我们装饰圣诞树咯
So I take it you don't want to help us trim the tree.
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不想
I do not.
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但如果你坚持
But if you insist
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把一个爬满蜘蛛的的易燃物放在我家
on decorating a spider-infested fire hazard in my home
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我要求你把这个加上
I would request that you add this.
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那是什么
What is it?
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你是在开玩笑吗
You're kidding, right?
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这是牛顿爵士的半身像
It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.
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没错
是的
Oh, sure, sure.
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很有圣诞气息
Very Christmasy.
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不
应该是比你挂在那棵树上的
Wait, excuse me, but it's much
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其他东西都更有圣诞气息
more "Christmasy" than anything you've put on the tree.
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又开始了
Here we go.
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公历1642年12月25日
December 25, 1642,Julian calendar,
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艾萨克·牛顿爵士诞生
Sir Isaac Newton is born.
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而另一方面
耶稣其实夏天出生的
Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer
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他的生日被改到了
His birthday was moved
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和异教徒某个传统节日的同一天
to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday
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那一天本该要点起篝火
that celebrated the winter solstice
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屠宰山羊
庆祝冬至
with lit fires and slaughtered goats.
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老实说
Which, frankly,
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那会比和我妈妈在教堂待上12小时
sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother
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然后回来吃水果蛋糕要有趣得多
followed by a fruitcake.
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祝大家"牛诞快乐"
Merry Newton-mas, everyone.
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虽然说不上原因
但我觉得你这祝福并不真诚
I sense that's not sincere, although I have no idea why.
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没事的
牛顿爵士可以
No, it's fine. Look, Sir Issac can go
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跟这个拐杖糖挂在一起
right next to this little candy cane.
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不行
牛顿要放在树的顶端
No. Isaac goes at the top of the tree.
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不
不行
No, he doesn't.
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我明白
I understand.
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你是因为牛顿声称
是他发明了微积分而抵触他
You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus
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你想要把莱布尼茨[德数学家]挂在树顶
and you want to put Gottfried Leibniz on the top.
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没错
被你发现了
Yeah, you got me.
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我支持莱布尼茨
I'm a Leibniz man.
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也许等你妈妈来了之后
Well, perhaps when your mother gets here,
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她能启发你清醒一点
she'll talk some sense into you.
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什么
What?
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你妈妈要来
什么时候
Your-your mother's coming? When?
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明天
Tomorrow.
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那你打算什么时候告诉我
When were you going to tell me?
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明天吧
Um... tomorrow?
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你为什么要对我保密
Why were you keeping this a secret?
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我只是
只是想
Well, I just-- I thought...
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我能打断一下吗
If I can interject here,
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很显然
莱纳德是担心
Obviously Leonard is concerned
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怕他妈妈不会赞成你做他的伴侣
that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.
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为什么她会不赞成
Why wouldn't she approve of me?
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我很招人喜欢啊
I'm adorable.
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你确实是
只是
You are, it's just...
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我能再打断一下吗
If I can interject again.
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莱纳德的家人都很优秀
成绩斐然
Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family,
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他们选择的伴侣也都很优秀
who have all chosen high-achieving partners.
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他可能是觉得
He probably feels
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他妈妈很难认同
that it's doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed
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他跟一个
生平最高成就
with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement
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就是背下芝士蛋糕工厂菜单的女人约会
is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.
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那可是份很长的菜单
Hey, it's a big menu.
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光甜点就有两页
There's two pages just for desserts.
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我知道
I know.
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还有每天一换的当日特餐
And those specials-- they change every day.
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好吧
我自己说起来就够废了
Okay, you know what? It's lame when I say it.
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-你还添油加醋就更差了
-好吧
- It's just ridiculous when you pile on. - Okay.
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抱歉
Sorry.
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你跟她说我们在交往
她是怎么说的
So what did she say when you told her we were going out?
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嗯...
Um...
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你没告诉她我们在交往
是吧
You didn't tell her we were going out, did you?
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嗯...
Um...
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为什么不告诉她
Why not?
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-嗯...
-莱纳德
- Um... - Leonard...
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冥想我并不擅长
I'm no expert on meditation,
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但如果你想要冷静下来
but if you're trying to calm yourself down,
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我想最好说"唵"[印度教咒语]
I believe the word is "Om."
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你远道来机场接我
It was so nice of you
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真是太贴心了
to come all the way down to the airport to pick me up.
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这没什么的
No trouble at all.
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是我开的车
妈妈
I drove, Mother.
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现在也是我在开
I'm driving now.
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没错
宝贝
你真是妈妈的骄傲
Yes, dear. Mommy's proud.
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我一直很想感谢你
I've been meaning to thank you
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为我的论文加的注解
for your notes on my paper
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证明了量子脑动力学理论的荒谬
disproving quantum brain dynamic theory.
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我很荣幸
My pleasure.
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作为非物理学家
For a non-physicist,
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您对大脑水分子中的电偶极子
you have a remarkable grasp
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难以形成玻色凝聚物的原因
of how electric dipoles in the brain's water molecules
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理解得非常到位
could not possibly form a Bose condensate.
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等等
Wait, wait, wait.
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你什么时候给我妈论文加的注解
When did you send my mom notes on a paper?
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8月16日
August 16.
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就在她做完腕管综合症手术之后
Right after her carpal tunnel surgery.
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-我谢过你送的花了吗
-谢过了
- Oh, did I thank you for the flowers? - You did.
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其实我并不喜欢花
I don't really like flowers.
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我也不喜欢
但那是社会习俗
Neither do I, but it's the social convention.
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是啊
没错
It is, isn't it?
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等等
你动过手术
Wait, wait, wait. You had surgery?
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是的
谢尔顿还送了花
Yes, and Sheldon sent me flowers.
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我听到了
No, I heard that.
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那你还"等等"什么
Then what was all that "wait, wait, wait" about?
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我只是没搞明白
I just don't understand
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他怎么比我还了解你的生活
why he knows more about your life than I do.
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我认为是由于我和谢尔顿
Well, I would assume it's because Sheldon
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因共同的兴趣和对彼此的尊重而时常联系
and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect,
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而你却因你那
while you avoid me,
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无法释怀的童年阴影
总是躲着我
due to unresolved childhood issues.
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我们认为正是这一点
It's what we think
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引起了你的自恋型人格障碍
caused your narcissistic personality disorder.
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我们上次视频聊天时详细地探讨了这个问题
We discussed it at length during our last video chat.
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虽然不知道为什么会提到你
Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling.
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没错
既然我们又提到了
Yes, but we are on the subject,
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所以我不得不问一下
so I'm obliged to ask.
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莱纳德
最近过得怎样
Leonard, how are you?
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挺好
妈妈
你呢
Fine, Mom. How are you?
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我绝经了
Mmm, menopausal.
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现在我不怎么好了
Now I'm less fine.
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你弟弟订婚了
你听说了吗
Have you heard your brother has gotten engaged?
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没
No.
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谢尔顿
你给我讲讲吧
Sheldon, why didn't you tell me?
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是我的错
My bad.
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不过我代表我们两人送了礼
I did send a gift from both of us.
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她是个出众的女孩子
She's a remarkable girl.
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新泽西州最年轻的上诉法院法官
The youngest appeals court judge in New Jersey
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还两次获得奥运会铜牌
and a two-time Olympic bronze medalist.
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那你肯定非常高兴
You must be very happy.
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为什么
又不是我要娶她
Why? I'm not marrying her.
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你最近怎么样
So, how about you?
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跟什么有趣的人在交往吗
Are you seeing anyone interesting?
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我不确定她是不是有趣
不过...
Well, I'm not sure about interesting, but...
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谢尔顿
还不是时候
Not the time, Sheldon.
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好吧
Very well.
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我们更换话题
Shall we switch topics
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谈谈牛顿或莱布尼茨吧[两人曾先后独立发明微积分]
to Isaac Newton v. Gottfried Leibniz?
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没事的
谢尔顿
It's all right, Sheldon.
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我会假装
I will just pretend
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莱纳德没叫你瞒着我
that Leonard's not withholding information.
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虽然我仍要指出
莱纳德
Although, I will point out, Leonard,
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我是名训练有素的精神病学家
that I am a trained psychiatrist
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你现在这偷偷摸摸欲盖弥彰的举动
and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics
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跟你小时候学着手淫那会没什么两样
that accompanied your learning to masturbate.
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莱纳德
她太了不起了
Isn't she brilliant, Leonard?
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我真羡慕你
How I envy you.
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霍华德
So, Howard,
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你跟拉杰
终于鼓起了勇气
have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage
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向彼此表白了你们潜在的同性恋情结吗
to express your latent homosexual feelings toward one another?
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什么
没有
What? No.
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为什么没有
Why not?
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因为我们彼此之间
并没有
Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings
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潜在的同性恋情结
toward one another.
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我明白了
I see.
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不
我说真的
No, really.
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我现在有女朋友了
I have a girlfriend now.
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那她今晚在哪呢
And where is she this evening?
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她有事出了城
She had to go out of town.
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她祖母去世了
Her grandmother died.
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我明白了
I see.
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她祖母去世了
Her grandmother died.
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我说真的
Honest to God.
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莱纳德
告诉她我有女朋友了
Leonard, tell her I have a girlfriend.
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我不懂你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
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你什么意思
不懂我在说什么
What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about?
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告诉她我有女朋友了
Tell her I have a girlfriend!
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好吧
All right.
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他"有女朋友了"
He "has" a "girlfriend."
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她叫伯纳黛特
也在当女侍应
Her name is Bernadette. She's working as a waitress,
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不过还同时上学
想成为微生物学家
but she's going to school to be a microbiologist.
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霍华德
记住
你越是执着于
Howard, keep in mind that the more passionately
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坚持这样的想法
you stick to this construct,
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对你同伴的伤害
也就越大
the more you're hurting your partner.
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你真以为对着我耳朵这么讲话有用吗
Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping?
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抱歉我来晚了
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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很高兴你来了
坐
Oh, glad you're here. Uh, sit down.
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我去给你拿个碟子
I'll get you a plate.
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妈
记得佩妮吧
Mom, you remember Penny.
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当然
那个有着无法释怀的恋父情结的
Oh, yes, the waitress slash actress
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女招待兼女演员
with the unresolved father issues.
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他最终正视到
Has he finally come to terms
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他家的小小击球手
胸部渐隆了吗
with his little slugger growing breasts?
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他送了我个足球和棒球手套做圣诞礼物
Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas,
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所以我想还是没有吧
So I'm going to say no.
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如果这算安慰
我们都很垂涎你的丰胸
If it helps, we're all good with your breasts.
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典型的过度代偿行为
Classic overcompensation.
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说到父亲
莱纳德
Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard,
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我想起来了
我和你爸离婚了
That reminds me, I'm divorcing your father.
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什么
What?!
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他背着我出轨
Yes. He was cheating on me.
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-不是吧
-就是
和一个什么
- No!
- Yes, with some waitress
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大学餐厅里的女招待
From the university cafeteria.
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难以置信吧
Can you believe it?
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居然和一个女招待
A waitress?
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无意冒犯
亲爱的
Oh, no offense, dear.
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没事
不知怎的听起来更像称赞
No, it sounded like a compliment.
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什么时候的事情
When did this happen?
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让我想想
Mmm, well, let's see.
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谢尔顿
我什么时候和他离婚的
Sheldon, when did I leave Leonard's father?
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9月22日
September 22.
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对了
想起来了
Oh, yes, that's right.
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就在莱纳德的狗狗死后一周
The weekend after Leonard's dog died.
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米琪死了吗
Mitzy's dead?!
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她已经又老又瞎了
莱纳德
She was old and blind, Leonard.
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我们也无能为力
What choice did we have?
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我真不敢相信
I don't believe this.
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为什么我是最后一个知道的
Why am I the last to know?!
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不好意思
莱纳德
离婚的是我
Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who's getting a divorce,
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死的是米琪
Mitzy is the one who is dead.
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你这么大惊小怪干嘛
Why are you the one making a fuss?
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好吧
You're right.
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我真是抱歉
I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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过分的是我行了吧
I'm way out of line!
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佩妮
你有什么新鲜事儿吗
So, Penny, what's new in your life?
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没
Nothing.
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鬼都没有
Not a damn thing.
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谢谢你开车送我回酒店
Thank you for driving me back to my hotel.
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没事儿
Oh, it's not a problem.
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我本想让莱纳德送我
I was going to ask Leonard to do it,
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但他似乎有点情绪波动
But he seemed a bit emotionally unstable
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这样的人可不能操纵重型机械
And you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.
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没错
我同意
No, you do not.
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你车上的"检查引擎"提示灯亮了
Your "check engine" light is on.
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是啊
我真该贴张贴纸上去
Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.
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离婚一定让你感到伤心欲绝吧
So, uh, you must be devastated about your divorce.
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一点也不
Oh, not at all.
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倒是坐在一辆不进行例行维护的汽车里
But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle
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让我感到有些焦虑
That's not subjected to regular maintenance.
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等等
你的婚姻终结了
Come on, I mean, you're not upset
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你却一点不难过吗
that your marriage is over?
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一开始
我感到类似悲伤
Well, initially I felt something akin to grief
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或近似生气的情绪
And perhaps anger,
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但是在那不要脸的狗杂种背叛我之后
But that's the natural reaction of the limbic system
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大脑边缘系统的自然反应
To being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.
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很有理
Sure, sure.
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但好在我已经8年没和他发生性关系了
Thankfully, my shock was somewhat mitigated by the fact
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这也多少减轻了打击程度
That I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years.
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居然有八年
Eight years?
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这没什么
Oh, that's nothing.
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自1982年来
性高潮问题都是我自行解决
I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.
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欧耶
Yikes.
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笑什么
What's so funny?
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我性高潮时都用这个词儿
"欧耶"
That's exactly what I say during orgasms: "Yikes."
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我现在真想喝一杯
You know what? I could use a drink.
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顺道去喝一杯吗
Do you want to stop for a drink?
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-我不喝酒
-有我教你呢
- Oh, I don't drink.
- I do, I'll teach you.
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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莱纳德
Leonard...?
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干嘛
What is it?
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我泡了茶
I made tea.
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我不想喝茶
I don't want tea.
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又不是泡给你喝的
I didn't make tea for you.
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这是我的茶
This is my tea.
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那你告诉我干嘛
Then why are you telling me?
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这算是开场白
It's a conversation starter.
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这开场白烂透了
That's a lousy conversation starter.
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是吗
我们不是开始聊天了吗
Oh, is it? We're conversing.
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将军
你输了
Checkmate.
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你到底想要干嘛
谢尔顿
What do you want, Sheldon?
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我想要从企业号星舰飞船上
What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise
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乘坐单人穿梭机前往由我统治的星球
In a one-man shuttle craft headed to the planetoid I rule
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著名的谢尔顿阿尔法5号星球
Known as Sheldon Alpha Five.
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这我也想
I want that too.
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我问你来这里干嘛
Why are you here?
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当然是来安慰你
To comfort you, of course.
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哦不
这个位置一点也不好
No, that's not going to work at all.
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我还是到那边去安慰你吧
I'll comfort you from over here.
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莱纳德
你现在的心理状态
Leonard, what you're experiencing
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是典型的荣格主义危机[著名瑞士心理学家]
Is a classic Jungian crisis
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个体随着年龄的增长会哀悼
In which the aging individual mourns the loss
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不可能实现的理想家庭成员的缺失
Of the never-to-be realized ideal family unit.
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多谢
真是倍感安慰
Thank you, that's very comforting.
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我还没说到安慰部分呢
That's not the comforting part.
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还没说到啊
It's not?
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当然
No, no.
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安慰部分是
对于你现在的感受
The comforting part is that the Germans
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德国人提出了一个专业术语
Have a term for what you're feeling.
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悲观主义
Weltschmerz.
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意思是
It means
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由假设与理想世界和现实世界之间
the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is
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比较产生的落差从而导致的抑郁情绪
To a hypothetical, idealized world.
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果不其然
我还真好受点了
You're right, I do feel better.
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德国人在安慰方面还真有一套
Well, the Germans have always been a comforting people.
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莱纳德
只要记住
即使你的亲生家人
Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family
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有负于你
至少你还有我
你的替代家人
Has failed you, you always have me, your surrogate family.
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你是我的替代家人
You're my surrogate family?
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如果这算是安慰
我也没什么好高兴的
If it's any consolation, I'm not happy about it either.
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晚安
Good night.
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好了
这次来试试一口闷
Okay, now this time try drinking it all at once.
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欧耶
Yikes.
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自2003年起
我就自行解决酒后兴奋的问题
I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003.
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给我和我闺蜜再满上
Another round for me and my homegi