生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕10
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莱纳德
看我的
Hey, Leonard, check this out.
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莱纳德
她又来了
Leonard, she's doing it again.
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我觉得你调戏食物会让谢尔顿郁闷
I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.
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不
应该是她从碗里随便拿起食物
No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it
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而不顾还要平均分配的问题时 让谢尔顿很郁闷
from the containers without regard for its equitable distribution.
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这就是印度有饥荒的根本原因
This is essentially why you have famine in India.
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你要我吐回去吗
You want me to put it back?
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莱纳德
Leonard.
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当你调戏谢尔顿时会让谢尔顿郁闷
It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.
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怎么样啊
我亲爱的呆瓜们
What's up, my nerdizzles?
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拉杰
谢尔顿
Raj, Sheldon,
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我想将我的女朋友伯纳黛特引见与你们
I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette.
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-你好
-莱纳德
佩妮 你们认识我的女友伯纳黛特的
-Hello.
-Leonard, Penny, you know my girlfriend Bernadette.
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伯纳黛特
跟呆瓜们说绝对的
Bernadette, say fo'shizzle to my nerdizzles.
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我不能这么说
I don't think I can.
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我没有霍华德那种街头痞子风
I don't have Howard's street cred.
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我希望这没造成问题
I hope it's all right--
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我跟我的女朋友伯纳黛特说
I told my girlfriend Bernadette
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她可以跟我们共进晚餐
she could join us for dinner.
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当然可以
人多乐趣多
Sure. The more, the merrier.
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不对
这是个错误的对等关系
Wa-- no, that's a false equivalency.
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人多不等于乐趣多
More does not equal merry.
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如果这公寓里现在有两千人
If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now,
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那我们会很开心吗
不
我们会窒息而死
would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.
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-谢尔顿
-别郁闷我
- Sheldon...
- Don't "Sheldon" me.
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我们定的是五人份
不是六人
We ordered for five people, not six.
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来不
没事儿的
Oh, come on, it's fine.
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我们全部摊在桌上分享就好
就像家庭聚餐式的
We'll just put it all on the table, you know, family style.
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噢
那是
当我们家庭聚餐时 为什么不把手背到背后
Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs,
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来个老式的进食大赛呢
have an old-fashioned eating contest?
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放轻松
没事儿的 坐吧
你们
Relax, it'll be fine. Sit down, you guys.
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别
别
别
No! No! No!
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怎么了
What?!
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对了
你不能坐那儿
Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.
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为什么不能
Why not?
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那是谢尔顿的专属座位
That's where Sheldon sits.
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他不能坐其他地方吗
He can't sit somewhere else?
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不
不
不
你看啊
在冬天呢
No, no, no-- you see, in the winter,
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这个座位与暖气片的距离足够让他保持温暖
that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm,
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但又不会太近以至于出汗
yet not so close that he sweats.
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而在夏天
这个位置又正好处在
In the summer, it's directly in the path of
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由这个和那个窗口之间对流所产生的微风之中
a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.
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这儿的角度并不是直接面朝电视
It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct,
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所以他还能跟所有人交谈
so he can still talk to everybody,
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同时又不会太偏导致画面失真
yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.
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看来你还是孺子可教的嘛
Perhaps there's hope for you after all.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十集
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喔
我喜欢你的鞋子
Ooh, I love your shoes.
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谢谢
Oh, thanks.
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很可爱
不是吗
They are cute, aren't they?
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-你在哪儿买到的
-实惠鞋店
- Where'd you get them?
- Shoes for Less.
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我正有此意要去那儿
I've been meaning to go over there.
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东西很多
价格也便宜
Oh, great selection, great prices.
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我娘说的对
确实有地狱
My mother was right. Hell is real.
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别这样
谢尔顿
Come on, Sheldon.
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让妇女们聊吧
Let the womenfolk chat.
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妇女
Womenfolk?
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少女
Gals?
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妞儿
Chicks?
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有子宫的美国人
Utero-Americans?
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吃你的饭吧
Just eat your dinner.
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别太跟他较真儿
Don't take him too seriously.
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他说的很多话本是故意为了幽默一下的
A lot of what he says is intended as humor.
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是啊
但我一点也不觉得有趣
Yeah, well, I don't think it's very funny.
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我也是
但是我一笑他就灿烂了
Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.
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霍华德
不能让她跑了
Howard, never let her go.
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莱纳德
霍华德说你正在进行
So, Leonard, Howard says you're working on
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一些量子力学的基本测试
fundamental tests of quantum mechanics.
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没错
I am.
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你对物理感兴趣吗
Are you interested in physics?
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我觉得很很吸引人
Oh, I find it fascinating.
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如果我没有选择微生物学的话
If I hadn't gone into microbiology,
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我也许就会进军物理了
I probably would have gone into physics.
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或者冰舞
Or ice dancing.
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事实上
我对于阿哈伦诺夫-博姆的
Actually, my tests of the Aharonov-Bohm
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量子干涉效应实验已经到达了一个很有趣的阶段
quantum interference effect have reached an interesting point.
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现在
我们正在测试基于电势的
Right now, we're testing the phase shift
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相位偏移
due to an electric potential.
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真是太棒了
That's amazing.
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那是
莱纳德的工作几乎就跟
Yes. Leonard's work is nearly as amazing
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三年级小学生用湿毛巾种青豆一样棒
as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels.
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虽然我很欣赏你的
"喔
又损人了"
While I appreciate the "Oh, snap,"
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但你那温湿的口气飘进我的耳中令我很不舒服
I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.
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你会用
Are you going to try
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穿隧结合来设定电压吗
to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?
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是的
Yes, I am.
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你要看我笔记本上的模拟情况吗
You want to see a simulation on my laptop?
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好啊
给我看看
Oh, yeah, show me.
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在微生物学中
我做过的最激动人心的事情
In microbiology, the most exciting thing
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也就是跟酵母玩玩
I get to work with is yeast.
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霍华德
Howard?
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怎么了
Yeah?
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你的鞋子真漂亮
Your shoes are delightful.
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你在哪儿买的
Where did you get them?
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什么
What?
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逗你玩儿
我才不关心呢
Bazinga. I don't care.
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哈
吃灰吧你
Ha! Eat my dust,
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万年不变的古板水管工
racially stereotypical plumber.
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这不公平
That's not fair.
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我被一棵树卡住了
I got stuck behind a tree.
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外加一只母牛和企鹅
And a cow and a penguin.
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认了吧
兄弟
Face it, dude,
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不管是现实的车还是虚拟的卡通车
whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car,
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你都不能驾驭
you can't drive.
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只需要点练习而已
Just need a little more practice.
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你需要的是金手指
驾驶技巧和一盏神灯
What you need is cheat codes, motor skills and a magic genie
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来帮马里奥赛车小废柴实现愿望
who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart.
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谢尔顿
我能跟你说两句话吗
Hey, Sheldon, can I talk to you for a second?
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这跟鞋没关系
对吧
It's not about shoes, is it?
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我不想再聊鞋子了
I don't think I could go through that again.
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跟鞋子无关
It's not about shoes.
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那就说吧
Then speak.
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我们能私下谈吗
Um, actually, can we do it in private?
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好吧
All right.
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走开
Go away.
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我知道很无礼
但她要私下谈
I agree, it's rude, but she asked for privacy.
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谢谢
拉杰
Thanks, Raj.
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事情是这样的
Okay, so here's the thing:
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我想请你教我一点物理学
I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics?
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一点物理学
A little physics?
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没有这个说法
There's no such thing.
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物理学包含整个宇宙
Physics encompasses the entire universe,
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从量子粒子到超新星
from quantum particles to supernovas,
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从自旋电子到旋转星系
from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.
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行
Yeah, okay, cool.
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不用说得像广播特别报导一样
I don't need the PBS special.
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只要了解到
I just want to know enough
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能和莱纳德谈他的工作就行
so I can talk to Leonard about his job.
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就像伯纳黛特那样
You know, like Bernadette does.
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干嘛不叫莱纳德教你
Why can't Leonard teach you?
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我想给他个惊喜
'Cause I want to surprise him.
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就不能以其他方式给他惊喜吗
Can't you surprise him in some other way?
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比如
你要是打扫一下房间
For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback
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我肯定他又惊又喜
if you cleaned your apartment.
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拜托
谢尔顿
这对我很重要
Come on, Sheldon, this is important to me.
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佩妮
Penny,
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教你可是艰巨的任务
this would be a massive undertaking,
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我的时间既有限又宝贵呢
and my time is both limited and valuable.
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你整天都坐着玩电子游戏呢
You're sitting here playing video games all day.
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被你说中了
Okay, point.
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你学了哪些基础知识
What sort of foundation do you have?
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学校教过什么科学课吗
Did you take any science classes in school?
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有
我做过青蛙的实验
Sure. I did the one with the frogs.
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青蛙的实验
The one with the frogs.
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对
其实挺好玩的
Yeah, actually, it was pretty cool.
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很多女生都吐了
但我把小青蛙像鹿一样宰了
A lot of the girls threw up, but I gutted that thing like a deer.
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抱歉
佩妮
I'm sorry, Penny.
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恕我无能为力
I don't think so.
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别这样嘛
Oh, come on!
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你这么聪明
就当挑战一下
A smart guy like you, it'll be a challenge.
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当成实验来做嘛
You can make it like an experiment.
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有意思
Interesting.
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既然别人能教
I suppose if someone could teach sign language
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KoKo大猩猩学手语
to KoKo the gorilla...
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我也能教你基本物理学
I could teach you some rudimentary physics.
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太好了
Great!
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虽然有点侮辱人
但很好
It's a little insulting, but great.
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我就做KoKo吧
I'll be KoKo.
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不见得吧
Not likely.
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KoKo学会了超过两千个单词
KoKo learned to understand over 2,000 words,
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没有一个跟鞋子有关呢
not one of which had anything to do with shoes.
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伙计们好
Hey, fellas.
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这是在下的女友伯纳黛特
This is my girlfriend Bernadette.
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在下的女友伯纳黛特
My girlfriend Bernadette.
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他们都是谁
Who are all those people?
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不知道
Have no idea.
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好啊
莱纳德
Hey, Leonard.
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好
瞧瞧
Hi. Hey, look,
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这不是霍华德的女友伯纳黛特嘛
it's Howard and his girlfriend Bernadette.
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带这位小美人逛逛这老盐矿
Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines.
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他说的不是盐矿
He doesn't mean salt mines.
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他说的是工作地点
He means where he works.
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对
我知道
Yeah, no, I got it.
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你的实验进展如何
So, how's your experiment going?
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很顺利
Ah, terrific.
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我们正在准备电子加速器
We're getting the electron accelerator set up.
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后天就能准备好
We should be ready to go day after tomorrow.
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真想见识一下
Boy, I'd love to see that.
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欢迎你来
You're welcome to come.
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真的吗
太好了
Really? Oh, that'd be great.
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多兴奋啊
How exciting is that?
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简直就像七月过光明节一样
Like Hanukkah in July.
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七月有光明节吗
Do they have that?
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没有
No.
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又被你糊弄了
You got me again.
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这不是脱脂酸奶
This isn't non-fat yogurt.
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简直全是脂肪
This is fatty fat fat.
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失陪一下
Excuse me.
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心肝儿
能帮我拿张餐巾吗
Could you grab me another napkin, sweetie?
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-当然可以
-谢谢
宝贝
- Sure. - Thanks, honey.
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说
你打什么如意算盘
All right, what is your deal?
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你说什么
Excuse me?
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邀请我女朋友
Inviting my girlfriend
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去看你的电子加速器
to come see your electron accelerator?
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怎么了
Yeah? So?
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你真有两下子
You really are a piece of work.
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舞会皇后
It's not enough
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被你弄到手还不满意
you get the prom queen, you have to get
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你还想抢走陪衬头牌呢
the head of the decorating committee, too?
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你在说什么呢
What are you talking about?
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别跟我装无辜
Don't play innocent with me.
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用神奇实验设备勾引女人
I practically invented
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这招是我发明的
using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.
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成功过吗
Has it ever worked?
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目前没有
重点不是这个
Not so far, but that's not the point!
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霍华德
别紧张
Howard, relax.
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我对你女朋友没兴趣
I'm not interested in your girlfriend.
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最好如此
I hope not.
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你不会想跟我瞎搅和
Because you don't want to mess with me.
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我可是疯子
I'm crazy.
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我相信你
I believe you.
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实验日志
第一篇
Research journal, entry one.
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我准备开展
I'm about to embark on one of
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科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一
the great challenges of my scientific career:
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教佩妮物理学
teaching Penny physics.
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我称之为大猩猩工程
I'm calling it Project Gorilla.
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好啊
谢尔顿
Hey, Sheldon.
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请进
坐吧
Come in. Take a seat.
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实验目标已到
Subject has arrived.
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我亲切地欢迎她
I've extended a friendly casual greeting.
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准备好开始了吗
Ready to get started?
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稍等
One moment.
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目标气色很好
也很热情
Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic.
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显然
无知是福
Apparently, ignorance is bliss.
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好吧
我们开始
All right, let us begin.
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你的笔记本呢
Where's your notebook?
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我没笔记本
Um, I don't have one.
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那你咋记笔记
How are you going to take notes without a notebook?
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还得记笔记吗
I have to take notes?
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不然你怎么考试
How else are you gonna study for the tests?
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最好还要考试吗
There's gonna be a test?
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可不止一次考试
Test-sss.
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给
Here.
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这是大学规定
It's college-ruled.
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希望没吓着你
I hope that's not too intimidating.
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多谢你的体贴
Thank you.
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不客气
You're welcome.
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现在开始讲物理学入门
Now, Introduction to Physics.
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什么是物理
What is physics?
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物理这个词来源于古希腊语中的"physika"
Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika."
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你该记笔记了
It's at this point that you'll want to start taking notes.
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"Physika"是指自然科学
"Physika" means the science of natural things.
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而就在那遥远的古希腊
我们的旅程开始了
And it is there, in ancient Greece, that our story begins.
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-靠
古希腊
-嘘
- Ancient Greece?!
- Hush.
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有问题
先举手
If you have questions, raise your hand.
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那是在大约公元前600年的一个仲夏夜
It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.
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当你从集市[古希腊圣贤集会所]购物归来
You've finished your shopping at the local market, or Agora...
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抬头仰望夜空
...And you look up at the night sky.
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突然
你发现星星在游弋
There you notice some of the stars seem to move,
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于是
你将他们命名为"行星"或"漫游者"
So you name them "planetes," or "wanderer".
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佩妮同学
有问题吗
Yes, Penny?
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这和莱纳德的研究有什么关系
Um, does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?
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这是一个历时2600年的旅程
This is the beginning of a 2,600-year journey
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我们慢慢讲
不急 追溯到古希腊
We're going to take together from the ancient Greeks
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从艾萨克·牛顿到尼尔斯·玻尔[原子理论和量子力学的创始人]
Through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr
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再到埃尔文·薛定谔[创立波动力学]
To Erwin Schrodinger
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再到荷兰研究学派
To the Dutch researchers
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莱纳德近来就在重复他们的研究呢
That Leonard is currently ripping off.
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居然有2600年
2,600 years?
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没错
可能有些许误差
Yeah, give or take.
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正如我之前所说
在那遥远的古希腊
As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening
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一个氤氲的仲夏夜
In ancient Greece...
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怎么了
佩妮同学
Yes, Penny?
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我要去洗手间
I have to go to the bathroom.
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你就不能憋一下吗
Can't you hold it?
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我可憋不了2600年
Not for 2,600 years.
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大猩猩实验
日志2
Project Gorilla, entry two.
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我被榨干了
I am exhausted.
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-霍华德
-怎么
- Howard?
- Huh?
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这个要从前面解开的
It unhooks in the front.
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难怪啊
Oh, that explains a lot.
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霍华德
我回来了
Howard, I'm home!
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整栋楼都听到了
Of course.
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老年健身取消了
Senior fitness was cancelled.
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我发现原来还真会忘了怎么骑车
It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.
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我是没啥
但山姆·哈普蒂安摔了个嘴啃泥
I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.
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太棒了
娘
That's great, Ma!
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80多的亚美尼亚老人摔断了半边下巴
What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man
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有什么可棒的
With half his chin scraped off?!
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我想我得走了
I guess I should go.
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不
别动
No, no, don't move.
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娘
晚饭我想吃炖羊肉
Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?
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炖羊肉
那我还得去超市买
Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket.
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帮帮忙啦
Please?
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我真的很想吃嘛
I got a real hankering.
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噢
我最疼我家小屁脸宝贝了
Oh, I can't say no to my little tushy face.
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我很快回来
I'll be back soon.
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多谢啦
娘
Thanks, Ma.
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你要家常豌豆还是拉素豌豆[豌豆的一种]
Do you want the regular peas or the Le Seur?
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平时不都是加拉素豌豆的吗
Always Le Seur peas with lamb stew!
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好吧
你总是说得有理
You're right! When you're right, you're right!
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如果拉素豌豆卖完了咋办
What if they're out of the Le Seur?
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那就买家常的啊
Then get the regular!
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好吧
你别冲我吼啊
All right! You don't have to yell!
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抱歉
Sorry about that.
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我来调成震动
Let me just put that on vibrate.
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我早就调好啦
I'm already on vibrate.
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这个我可听懂了
You know, that one I got.
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霍华德
你和莱纳德说起我什么了吗
Howard, did you say something to Leonard about me?
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什么意思
Uh, what do you mean?
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他说我要是明天去看他的实验
He says if I go see his experiment tomorrow
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可能你会感觉不好
It might weird you out.
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是吗
他这样说吗
Really? He said that?
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你不是在吃莱纳德的醋吧
You're not jealous of Leonard, are you?
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我
才没有呢
Me? No.
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我只是说
在没和别人商量的情况下
I may have mentioned that it's a little inappropriate
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邀请别人的女友去看他的实验
To be asking another man's girlfriend to his experiment
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这样有点不太合适
Without first discussing it with said man.
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你的意思是
我和莱纳德一起还要经过同意
Are you saying I need to ask your permission to hang out with Leonard?
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我可没这么说
I didn't say anything like that.
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我是说莱纳德必须经过我同意
I said Leonard has to ask my permission.
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拜托
我可不想和我娘共进炖羊肉啊
Come on, I don't want to eat lamb stew with my mother.
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可恶
我差点就解开bra了
Damn, I was this close on the bra.
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记住
牛顿发现亚里士多德的理论是错的
Now, remember, Newton realized that Aristotle was wrong
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运动不需要靠力来维持
And force was not necessary to maintain motion.
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所以
加上a = 9.8平方米每秒
So let's plug in our 9.8 meters per second squared
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我们能得到
As "A" and we get
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万有引力乘以质量
Force-- Earth gravity- equals mass times 9.8 meters
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等于9.8米每秒的平方
Per second per second.
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从而得到ma = mg
So we can see that "ma" equals "mg"
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我们可以推算出什么
And what do we know from this?
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我们能推算出
Uh, we know that...
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牛顿真是个聪明绝顶的小甜饼
...Newton was a really smart cookie.
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哇
所以才有了牛顿打滚吗[一种点心
很像驴打滚]
Oh! Is that where Fig Newtons come from?
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不
牛顿打滚得名于马萨诸塞州的一个小镇
No, Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts.
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-别光顾着记这个啊
-抱歉
- Don't write that down!
- Sorry.
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好
如果ma = mg
我们可以推算出什么
Now, if "ma" equals "mg," what does that imply?
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我不知道
I don't know.
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你怎么可以不知道
How can you not know?
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我都告诉你了啊
I just told you.
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你最近脑子被敲过了吗
Have you suffered a recent blow to the hea