生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕8
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我们还有多少时间
How much time do we have?
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倒数5小时37分钟 流星雨开始
Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower.
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我们的位置是北纬34.48°
西经118.21°
Okay, our position is 34.48 degrees north, 118.31 west.
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这意味着方位角应该是...
That means the azimuth should be...
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相对磁北168.22° 外加仰角49.93°
168.22 degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93.
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有什么了吗
Anything yet?
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我们有信号
却不能锁定坐标
Uh, we have a signal, but there's no frame lock.
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等等
现在如何
Hang on. How about... now?
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我们成功了
We did it.
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我们收到西海岸HBO电视台的信号了
We have the West Coast feed of HBO.
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哇
《真实性爱》
Ooh, Real Sex.
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这可好看了
每次我看这节目
Big deal. Every time I watch that show,
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都是个老女人往黄瓜上套安全套
it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.
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那好
让我们来看看东海岸在播什么
All right, let's see what's on the East Coast feed.
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喔
是《沙丘》
Oh, hey. Dune.
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不算是个好电影 但看看这美丽的沙漠啊
Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert.
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谢尔顿不能来真可惜
Too bad Sheldon couldn't come with us.
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没有他在感觉有点不大对头
Yeah, it's just not the same without him.
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这电影太烂了
我换回去看《真实性爱》
Oh, this sucks. I'm switching back to Real Sex.
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谢尔顿日志
Sheldon's log.
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星历63345.3
Stardate 63345.3.
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当我的同事们离开 去观测狮子座流星雨时
While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower,
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我留守后方完成我关于
I have remained behind to complete my paper
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高激发态大质量弦状态衰变的论文
on the decays of highly excited massive string states.
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尽管我的研究进展顺利
Although my research is going well,
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我确实很想念人类陪伴的温暖
I do miss the warmth of human companionship.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第八集
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晚上好
暹罗宫
And good evening to you, Siam Palace.
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我是谢尔顿·库珀
This is Sheldon Cooper.
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我今晚要孤独一人进餐
Yeah, I'm going to be dining alone this evening,
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所以我要减少通常的菜单
so I'll be reducing my usual order.
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我的前菜要四分之一份什锦小吃
I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate
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然后要两人份的金宝贝的一半
and, uh, one half of the Golden Treasure for two.
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看在老天的份上
在18世纪中页
Oh, for heaven's sake. In the mid-18th century,
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暹罗国王拉玛四世将巨大的帝国
King Rama IV of Siam divided a huge empire
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割让给了欧洲的各大殖民势力 目的是为了保住王位
amongst the colonial powers of Europe in order to preserve his throne.
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你
他的文化继承者
理所当然
Surely, you, his cultural descendant,
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也能搞定这些泰式炒面和饺子
can handle pad Thai and dumplings.
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谢尔顿
救命
Sheldon, help!
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我要挂了
但是记住我在yelp.com那些
I need to go-- but you keep in mind
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关于一家本地松饼店
that my sharply worded comments
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言辞尖锐的评论
on Yelp.com recently took down a local muffin store.
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佩妮
佩妮
佩妮
Penny. Penny. Penny.
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进来
快点
Come in! Hurry!
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佩妮
Penny?
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我在里面
I'm back here.
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佩妮
佩妮
佩妮
Penny. Penny. Penny.
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哦
老天
我在浴室里
Oh, for God's sakes, I'm in the bathroom!
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我该挑个更恰当的时机再来吗
Shall I come back at a better time?
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给我进来
Get in here!
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快点
Hurry!
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你敢再敲门试试
Don't you dare knock!
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你好
Hello.
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我在浴缸里滑倒了 我觉得肩膀好像脱臼了
I slipped in the shower, and I think I dislocated my shoulder.
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这不奇怪
Not surprising.
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你没有装防滑垫或者防滑贴纸
You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow
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来抵消浴缸表面的很低的静摩擦系数
for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.
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什么
What?
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浴缸都很滑的
Tubs are slippery.
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我知道
我滑倒了
I know. I slipped.
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我有一个系列的古怪鸭贴纸 贴在我的浴缸底部
I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.
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好吧
无论如何 你能把水关掉再扶我起来吗
Yeah, okay, whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?
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他们都撑着伞的
They're holding umbrellas.
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什么
What?
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我浴缸里的鸭子
The ducks in my tub.
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它们怪就怪在这些鸭子既没有需要
They're whimsical because ducks have neither a need for,
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也没有能力来使用雨伞
nor the ability to use, umbrellas.
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上帝啊
我得去急救中心了
Oh, my God. I got to go to the emergency room.
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如果你确定你的右上膊骨
Well, assuming you're correct that your right humerus
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不再固定在肩臼上
is no longer seated in the glenoid socket,
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-我当然认为你该去急救中心
-你能车我去吗
- I would certainly think so.
- Okay, can you drive me?
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我不开车的
I don't drive.
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但我开不了
Well, I can't drive!
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看来我们到达了一个僵局
Well, it seems we've reached an impasse.
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我可以帮你叫辆的士或者救护车
I could call you a cab or an ambulance.
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不 不不
我等不及了
No, no, no. I can't wait that long.
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你必须得帮我
求你了
You got to help me, please.
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好的
不能让人说谢尔顿·李·库珀
All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper
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是个无视陷入困境的少女的人
ignored the pleas of a damsel in distress.
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没人这么说
快走吧
No one's saying that. Let's go.
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因没买99美分的防滑鸭子
Well, it does seem rather ironic
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而导致两个人都可能死于惨烈的车祸
that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks,
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这看上去真是非常讽刺
we both might die in a fiery car crash.
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我真希望佩妮不用去工作 她喜欢野营
I wish Penny didn't have to work. She loves camping.
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是啊
那就太好了
Yeah, that would have been great.
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你和佩妮在帐篷里做爱
You and Penny having sex in the tent
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而我则坐在外面看霍华德拿仙人掌爆菊
while I sit out here and watch Howard hump a cactus.
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好的
我已经尽力侦查了
Okay, the best I can tell,
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附近还有8个野营地
there are eight other campsites nearby.
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大多都是像我们这样的科学呆子
Mostly science nerds like us,
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不过山脊另一边
but just over yon ridge are two
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有两位不无魅力的中学老师
not unattractive middle school teachers
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浑身散发着绝望主妇的气息
who reek of desperation.
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太好了
Wow. Wonderful.
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-她们多大
-我不知道
- How old are they? - I don't know.
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50岁
55岁吧
50, 55.
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更年期妇女
Oh, menopause.
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天然的节育控制
Nature's birth control.
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拜托
Come on.
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你们不会这么饥渴吧
You guys can't be that hard up.
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-我饥渴
-我也是
- I am. - Yeah, me, too.
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看
她们还送了点自制曲奇给我们
Look-- they gave me homemade cookies.
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当然会给 老奶奶都这样
Of course, they did. That's what grandmothers do.
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那我们还等什么
So, what are we waiting for?
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悠着点
Relax.
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我说等她们打完盹 我们再过去
I said we'd stop by a little later after they have their nap.
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好主意
Good idea.
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睡醒精力比较足
They'll be refreshed.
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吃曲奇吗
Cookie?
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好
谢谢
Yeah. Thank you.
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不错啊
Not bad.
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很好吃啊
Yeah, very tasty.
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再说说那些老师的情况
Well, so tell me more about these teachers.
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没什么了
Not much to tell.
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她们开了辆大众车
They had a VW microbus
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穿着扎染的感恩而死乐队T恤
and were wearing tie-dyed Grateful Dead T-shirts.
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美味曲奇
Good cookies.
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这里乱得简直毫无编制体系而言
I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.
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你周一穿什么内裤
Which panties do you wear on Mondays?
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我不要内裤
I don't need panties.
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只要短裤和衬衫
I just need shorts and a shirt.
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妈妈经常跟我说
My mother always told me
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一个人要穿干净内裤
one should wear clean underpants
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以防发生意外
in case one is in an accident.
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我已经发生意外了
One was already in an accident.
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那不表示不会再发生意外
That doesn't mean one won't be in another,
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尤其是我开车的情况下
especially if I'm driving.
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拿衣服
谢尔顿
Clothes, Sheldon.
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-我要衣服
-好啦
- I need clothes! - Okay.
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给
Here.
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不会吧
这条裤子配这件上衣
Seriously? Those shorts with that top?
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好吧
All right.
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不行
No.
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不行
No.
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这件好看
Oh, that's cute.
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一会儿该给你查查有没有脑震荡
We should have you checked for a concussion.
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好了
Okay.
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你得帮我穿衣服
Now, you got to help me put these on.
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-好吧
-不许看啊
- All right. - But don't look.
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-不许看?
-我不想让你看我裸体
- Don't look? - I don't want you to see me naked.
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哦
Oh.
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这可以理解
Well, that's understandable.
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你或许会有兴趣知道
You may be interested to know
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禁止看对方
that a prohibition against looking
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早在英雄神话里就有确立
is well established in heroic mythology.
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洛特王和他妻子
珀尔修斯和美杜莎
Uh, Lot and his wife, Perseus and Medusa,
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-奥菲士和欧律狄刻
-知道啦
- Orpheus and Eurydice... - Yeah, great.
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他们都看了
They always look.
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结局都很不好
It never ends well.
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好了
现在帮我把手穿进袖子
Okay. Now you got help me get my arm into the sleeve.
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好的
Okay.
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那是我的手臂吗
Is that my arm?
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感觉不像手臂
It doesn't feel like an arm.
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那你是不是该放手了
Then, maybe you should let it go.
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好滴
All righty.
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星星好漂漂啊
Stars are pretty, aren't they?
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在那高高的地方
Up above the world so high.
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像天上的小钻石
Like little diamonds in the sky.
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太优美了
兄弟
That's beautiful, dude.
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你应该把这句话写下来 免得被人山寨了
You should... you should write that down before someone steals it.
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流星雨什么时候来
So, when do the meteors get here?
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不是流星雨来这里
The meteors don't get here.
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是地球走到他们的轨道上了
The Earth is moving into their path.
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我能感觉到
I can feel it.
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我能感觉到地球在移动
I can feel the Earth moving.
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移动得太快
It's moving too fast.
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拉杰
让地球慢点
Raj, slow it down.
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行了
现在如何
Okay, how's that?
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好多了
谢谢
Better. Thanks.
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星星多漂漂啊
Stars are pretty, aren't they?
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笑什么
What's so funny?
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笑你的美国口音 你说的话都很傻逼
It's your American accent. Everything you say sounds stupid.
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星星多美啊
"Stars are pretty, aren't they?"
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为准确起见
我得告诉你
For the record, I should let you know
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这是我第一次开真的汽车
this is my first time driving an actual motor vehicle.
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你有实习驾照吧
You have your learner's permit, right?
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有
我还在
Yes, and I have logged
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模拟装置上开了很长时间
a considerable number of hours on a simulator.
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-那就行
-但效果不太好
- Good. - Didn't work out well.
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-行了
能开了吗
-等一下
- All right, can we please go? - One moment.
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驾驶培训书里说 侧视镜的正确角度是
According to my driver's ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted
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调到能在镜子的右下角 看到部分门把手
when the driver's door handle is visible in the lower right corner.
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看到门拉手了
There's the handle.
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不不
太过了
Oh, no, too far.
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往回一点点
Bringing it back.
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这才正好
Optimized.
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好
调整副驾驶座 后视镜的调节器呢
Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger side mirror?
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就在这里
It's right there.
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副驾驶座的后视镜在哪儿呢
Where is the passenger side mirror?
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在好莱坞的停车场时被撞掉了
In a parking lot in Hollywood.
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-行行好
我们能走了吗
-好
- Now, can we please go? - Yes.
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先等我调整好座椅
As soon as I adjust my seat.
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噢
老天 我又得重来一次
Oh, dear. I'm going to have to start again.
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如果我会说兔子的语言
If I could speak the language of rabbits,
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那就太美妙了
我将成为兔王
that will be amazed, I will be their king.
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我讨厌我的名字
I hate my name.
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读起来像个呆子
It has "nerd" in it.
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莱呆子
Len-nerd.
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我的第一次是和我的表姐珍妮
I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
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我会仁慈地对待我的兔民们
I would be kind to my rabbit subjects.
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当然只是开始而已
At first.
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知道什么才叫酷名吗
You know what's a cool name?
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安杰洛
Angelo.
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有天使又有洁露果子冻
That has angel and Jell-O in it.
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那是在我穆雷舅舅的葬礼上
It was my Uncle Murray's funeral.
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我们在芭芭拉阿姨的房子后面
We were all back at my Aunt Barbara's house.
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透过一条腌鲱鱼
我们四目相接
Our eyes locked over the pickled herring.
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我们本来没想着会发生关系的
We never meant for it to happen.
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一天
我为法国总统举办了一场盛大舞会
One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France,
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但是兔民们
因为憎恨我而没来捧场
but the rabbits-- they hate me and don't come.
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我极为尴尬
于是我逼它们眼睁睁地看着
I am embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world
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我吃光世界上所有的莴苣
and make them watch.
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别人可以昵称我安吉
People could call me Angie.
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(史泰龙状)
哟
安吉
最近咋样
(la Sylvester Stallone): Yo, Angie, how's it goin'?
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直到如今
每次一看到腌鲱鱼
To this day, I can't look at pickled herring
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就会忍不住尴尬性奋
without being aroused and ashamed.
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噢
珍妮阿姐
Oh! Cousin Jeanie.
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你就不能开快点吗
Could you please drive a little faster?
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我觉得已经够快了
Oh, I think we're going sufficiently fast.
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什么情况
What's that?
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没事
引擎时不时会这样
Nothing. The engine does that sometimes.
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没事才怪
It can't be nothing.
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检查引擎指示灯都亮了
The check engine light is on.
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我们得去服务站
We need to find a service station.
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自我买回这辆车
这灯就一直亮着
No. The light has been on since I bought the car.
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那就更应该去了 趁这车爆炸之前
找维修师来处理
All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.
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爆炸个鬼啊
It's not going to explode.
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快开车
Just keep driving.
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曲速前进
史波克长官
Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.
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史波克不是企业号的驾驶员
Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise.
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他是科学官
还有我保证
He was the science officer, and I guarantee you that
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只要他看到企业号的检查引擎指示灯
if he ever saw the Enterprise's check engine light blinking,
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闪那么一下
他会立刻下令靠边停
he would pull the ship over immediately.
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老天
我的手臂完了
Oh, God, I'm gonna lose the arm.
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红灯 先松开油门
Oh, well, red light. Release accelerator
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然后要慢慢地踩刹车
and slowly apply... the... brake.
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搞定
Nailed it.
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趁现在空着
能问你个问题吗
While we have a moment, may I ask you a question?
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说
What?
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你为什么在右屁股上
Why do you have the Chinese character for soup
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纹了个中国字"汤"的纹身
tattooed on your right buttock?
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那不是"汤"
It's not soup.
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是"勇"
It's courage.
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才不是
No, it isn't.
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但我猜想
要表现出对汤的热忱
But I suppose it does take courage
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还真是需要不少勇气
to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
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你怎么会看到
How did you see it?
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你说了不看的
You said you wouldn't look.
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不好意思 正如我所说
是英雄
就偷窥
Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
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找到了吗
Anything?
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没有
你吃掉了最后一个布丁
No. That was the last pudding cup.
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不
No!
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史吉牌牛肉小吃呢(美国牛肉小吃品牌)
What about Slim Jims?
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他刚才就着布丁吃光了
忘了吗
That's what he used to eat his pudding, remember?
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没错
太美味了
Right. That was so good!
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甜甜肉肉的混合口感真棒
Sweety and meaty at the same time.
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等等
你是说
Wait. Wait, wait. So you're saying
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我们吃光食物了吗
we're out of food?
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里面只剩下蓝色冰袋了
The only thing in here are blue ice packs.
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虽然深知它们有毒
I know they're poison,
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但还是像极了美味诱人的吸的冻
but they look like big, yummy otter pops.
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老天爷
我饿死了
Oh, God, I am so hungry.
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我也是
Me, too.
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再看看我们还有布丁没
Check and see if we have any more pudding.
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好吧
Okay.
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好吧
也没必要冲我吼吧
All right, there's no need to bark at me.
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那位莫名暴躁的 接待护士说
According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk,
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你排在那个声称自己 有心脏病的男人后面
you'll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack,
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但在我看来
他健康得很
but appears to be well enough
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还能在他的iPhone上玩涂鸦跳跃呢
to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.
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我们得先填表格
We have to fill these out.
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"请描述病情和伤情情况"
"Describe illness or injury."
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肩膀脱臼
I dislocated my shoulder.
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好吧
All right.
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发生意外的原因
And how did the accident occur?
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你不是已经知道了吗
You already know that.
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"意外原因"
"Cause of accident."
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"没有防滑小鸭"
"Lack of adhesive ducks."
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好了
病史
Okay, medical history.
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你有过糖尿病史吗
"Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes?"
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-没有
-肾病呢
- No. - Kidney disease?
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-没有
-偏头痛
- No. - Migraines?
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00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,450
马上就有了
Getting one.
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-你目前怀有身孕吗
-没有
- Are you currently pregnant? - No.
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确定吗
你看起来可有点肥
Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.
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00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,780
偏头痛那里改成"是"
Change migraine to yes.
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00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,010
你上次生理期是什么时候
"When was your last menstrual period?"
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转下个问题
Oh. Next question.
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我就写
“生理期中”
I'll put, "In progress."
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好了
下面是精神疾病的问题
Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders.
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列出所有重大行为方面的病症
"List all major behavioral diagnoses,
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例如沮丧
焦虑等等
"e.g. depression, anxiety, etcetera."
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天哪
这些跟我这该死的肩膀
Oh, my God, what the hell does this
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又有什么该死的关系
have to do with my stupid shoulder?!
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00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,280
是否有以下精神疾病发作史
"Episodes of sub psychotic rage."
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干
Ass.
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可能患有吐雷氏症
"Possible Tourette's."
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好了
是否有痣斑
病变或其他皮肤问题
All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."
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右边屁股纹了个"汤"字
"Soup tattoo on right buttock."
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谢尔顿
谢尔顿
听我说
Hey, Sheldon, Sheldon, look,
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我饱受惊吓
而且疼得厉害
I am scared and in a lot of pain.
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可不可以请你别这么自我
Could you please take a break from being you for
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让我缓口气
再试着...
just a minute and try being--
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怎么说呢
安慰一下我
I don't know-- comforting?
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抱歉
I'm sorry.
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好了好了
There, there.
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一切都会好起来的
Everything's going to be fine.
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有我谢尔顿在
Sheldon's here.
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谢谢
这样好多了
Thanks. That's much better.
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我饿死啦
Oh, I'm so hungry!
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你闭嘴吧
Will you shut up?
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00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,510
我们都饿死了
We're all hungry.
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好了
我们的抢劫目标是 东边那个童子军训练营地
Okay, our objective is the Boy Scout campsite to the east.
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很好下手 手不能提的童军教练
Easy target. Big doughy scout master,
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加上几个童军 大多是幼童军
couple of Cubs, mostly WeBeLos.
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具体抢啥东西呢
What kind of score we looking at?
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热狗
面包
烤巧克力夹心饼 那整个一便利商店嘛
Hot dogs, Buns, S'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-11.
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好了
大家都带上手电
All right,everyone grab flashlights.
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天哪
会是那个吗
Oh, my God, could it be?
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太好了
Yes!
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我妈妈在我包里放了鸡胸肉"爱心便当"
My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack.
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快
拿叉子
Quick, get forks.
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不需要拿叉子
You don't need forks.
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多嫩的鸡胸肉啊
用手一撕就行了
It's so tender, it falls apart in your hands.
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00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,610
他说的没错
He's right.
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我觉得我们好像忘了啥重要的事
I feel like we're forgetting something important.
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我也是
但是什么捏
Me, too. But what?
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00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:12,610
也许是忘