高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译8素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕8

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　　我们还有多少时间

　　How much time do we have?

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　　倒数5小时37分钟 流星雨开始

　　Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower.

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　　我们的位置是北纬34.48°

　　西经118.21°

　　Okay, our position is 34.48 degrees north, 118.31 west.

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　　这意味着方位角应该是...

　　That means the azimuth should be...

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　　相对磁北168.22° 外加仰角49.93°

　　168.22 degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93.

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　　有什么了吗

　　Anything yet?

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　　我们有信号

　　却不能锁定坐标

　　Uh, we have a signal, but there's no frame lock.

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　　等等

　　现在如何

　　Hang on. How about... now?

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　　我们成功了

　　We did it.

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　　我们收到西海岸HBO电视台的信号了

　　We have the West Coast feed of HBO.

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　　哇

　　《真实性爱》

　　Ooh, Real Sex.

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　　这可好看了

　　每次我看这节目

　　Big deal. Every time I watch that show,

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　　都是个老女人往黄瓜上套安全套

　　it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.

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　　那好

　　让我们来看看东海岸在播什么

　　All right, let's see what's on the East Coast feed.

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　　喔

　　是《沙丘》

　　Oh, hey. Dune.

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　　不算是个好电影 但看看这美丽的沙漠啊

　　Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert.

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　　谢尔顿不能来真可惜

　　Too bad Sheldon couldn't come with us.

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　　没有他在感觉有点不大对头

　　Yeah, it's just not the same without him.

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　　这电影太烂了

　　我换回去看《真实性爱》

　　Oh, this sucks. I'm switching back to Real Sex.

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　　谢尔顿日志

　　Sheldon's log.

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　　星历63345.3

　　Stardate 63345.3.

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　　当我的同事们离开 去观测狮子座流星雨时

　　While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower,

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　　我留守后方完成我关于

　　I have remained behind to complete my paper

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　　高激发态大质量弦状态衰变的论文

　　on the decays of highly excited massive string states.

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　　尽管我的研究进展顺利

　　Although my research is going well,

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　　我确实很想念人类陪伴的温暖

　　I do miss the warmth of human companionship.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第八集

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　　晚上好

　　暹罗宫

　　And good evening to you, Siam Palace.

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　　我是谢尔顿·库珀

　　This is Sheldon Cooper.

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　　我今晚要孤独一人进餐

　　Yeah, I'm going to be dining alone this evening,

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　　所以我要减少通常的菜单

　　so I'll be reducing my usual order.

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　　我的前菜要四分之一份什锦小吃

　　I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate

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　　然后要两人份的金宝贝的一半

　　and, uh, one half of the Golden Treasure for two.

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　　看在老天的份上

　　在18世纪中页

　　Oh, for heaven's sake. In the mid-18th century,

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　　暹罗国王拉玛四世将巨大的帝国

　　King Rama IV of Siam divided a huge empire

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　　割让给了欧洲的各大殖民势力 目的是为了保住王位

　　amongst the colonial powers of Europe in order to preserve his throne.

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　　你

　　他的文化继承者

　　理所当然

　　Surely, you, his cultural descendant,

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　　也能搞定这些泰式炒面和饺子

　　can handle pad Thai and dumplings.

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　　谢尔顿

　　救命

　　Sheldon, help!

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　　我要挂了

　　但是记住我在yelp.com那些

　　I need to go-- but you keep in mind

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　　关于一家本地松饼店

　　that my sharply worded comments

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　　言辞尖锐的评论

　　on Yelp.com recently took down a local muffin store.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny. Penny.

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　　进来

　　快点

　　Come in! Hurry!

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　　佩妮

　　Penny?

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　　我在里面

　　I'm back here.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny. Penny.

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　　哦

　　老天

　　我在浴室里

　　Oh, for God's sakes, I'm in the bathroom!

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　　我该挑个更恰当的时机再来吗

　　Shall I come back at a better time?

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　　给我进来

　　Get in here!

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　　快点

　　Hurry!

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　　你敢再敲门试试

　　Don't you dare knock!

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　　你好

　　Hello.

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　　我在浴缸里滑倒了 我觉得肩膀好像脱臼了

　　I slipped in the shower, and I think I dislocated my shoulder.

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　　这不奇怪

　　Not surprising.

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　　你没有装防滑垫或者防滑贴纸

　　You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow

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　　来抵消浴缸表面的很低的静摩擦系数

　　for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　浴缸都很滑的

　　Tubs are slippery.

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　　我知道

　　我滑倒了

　　I know. I slipped.

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　　我有一个系列的古怪鸭贴纸 贴在我的浴缸底部

　　I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.

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　　好吧

　　无论如何 你能把水关掉再扶我起来吗

　　Yeah, okay, whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?

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　　他们都撑着伞的

　　They're holding umbrellas.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　我浴缸里的鸭子

　　The ducks in my tub.

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　　它们怪就怪在这些鸭子既没有需要

　　They're whimsical because ducks have neither a need for,

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　　也没有能力来使用雨伞

　　nor the ability to use, umbrellas.

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　　上帝啊

　　我得去急救中心了

　　Oh, my God. I got to go to the emergency room.

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　　如果你确定你的右上膊骨

　　Well, assuming you're correct that your right humerus

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　　不再固定在肩臼上

　　is no longer seated in the glenoid socket,

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　　-我当然认为你该去急救中心

　　-你能车我去吗

　　- I would certainly think so.

　　- Okay, can you drive me?

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　　我不开车的

　　I don't drive.

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　　但我开不了

　　Well, I can't drive!

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　　看来我们到达了一个僵局

　　Well, it seems we've reached an impasse.

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　　我可以帮你叫辆的士或者救护车

　　I could call you a cab or an ambulance.

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　　不 不不

　　我等不及了

　　No, no, no. I can't wait that long.

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　　你必须得帮我

　　求你了

　　You got to help me, please.

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　　好的

　　不能让人说谢尔顿·李·库珀

　　All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper

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　　是个无视陷入困境的少女的人

　　ignored the pleas of a damsel in distress.

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　　没人这么说

　　快走吧

　　No one's saying that. Let's go.

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　　因没买99美分的防滑鸭子

　　Well, it does seem rather ironic

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　　而导致两个人都可能死于惨烈的车祸

　　that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks,

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　　这看上去真是非常讽刺

　　we both might die in a fiery car crash.

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　　我真希望佩妮不用去工作 她喜欢野营

　　I wish Penny didn't have to work. She loves camping.

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　　是啊

　　那就太好了

　　Yeah, that would have been great.

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　　你和佩妮在帐篷里做爱

　　You and Penny having sex in the tent

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　　而我则坐在外面看霍华德拿仙人掌爆菊

　　while I sit out here and watch Howard hump a cactus.

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　　好的

　　我已经尽力侦查了

　　Okay, the best I can tell,

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　　附近还有8个野营地

　　there are eight other campsites nearby.

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　　大多都是像我们这样的科学呆子

　　Mostly science nerds like us,

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　　不过山脊另一边

　　but just over yon ridge are two

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　　有两位不无魅力的中学老师

　　not unattractive middle school teachers

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　　浑身散发着绝望主妇的气息

　　who reek of desperation.

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　　太好了

　　Wow. Wonderful.

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　　-她们多大

　　-我不知道

　　- How old are they? - I don't know.

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　　50岁

　　55岁吧

　　50, 55.

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　　更年期妇女

　　Oh, menopause.

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　　天然的节育控制

　　Nature's birth control.

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　　拜托

　　Come on.

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　　你们不会这么饥渴吧

　　You guys can't be that hard up.

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　　-我饥渴

　　-我也是

　　- I am. - Yeah, me, too.

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　　看

　　她们还送了点自制曲奇给我们

　　Look-- they gave me homemade cookies.

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　　当然会给 老奶奶都这样

　　Of course, they did. That's what grandmothers do.

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　　那我们还等什么

　　So, what are we waiting for?

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　　悠着点

　　Relax.

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　　我说等她们打完盹 我们再过去

　　I said we'd stop by a little later after they have their nap.

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　　好主意

　　Good idea.

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　　睡醒精力比较足

　　They'll be refreshed.

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　　吃曲奇吗

　　Cookie?

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　　好

　　谢谢

　　Yeah. Thank you.

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　　不错啊

　　Not bad.

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　　很好吃啊

　　Yeah, very tasty.

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　　再说说那些老师的情况

　　Well, so tell me more about these teachers.

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　　没什么了

　　Not much to tell.

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　　她们开了辆大众车

　　They had a VW microbus

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　　穿着扎染的感恩而死乐队T恤

　　and were wearing tie-dyed Grateful Dead T-shirts.

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　　美味曲奇

　　Good cookies.

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　　这里乱得简直毫无编制体系而言

　　I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.

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　　你周一穿什么内裤

　　Which panties do you wear on Mondays?

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　　我不要内裤

　　I don't need panties.

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　　只要短裤和衬衫

　　I just need shorts and a shirt.

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　　妈妈经常跟我说

　　My mother always told me

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　　一个人要穿干净内裤

　　one should wear clean underpants

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　　以防发生意外

　　in case one is in an accident.

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　　我已经发生意外了

　　One was already in an accident.

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　　那不表示不会再发生意外

　　That doesn't mean one won't be in another,

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　　尤其是我开车的情况下

　　especially if I'm driving.

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　　拿衣服

　　谢尔顿

　　Clothes, Sheldon.

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　　-我要衣服

　　-好啦

　　- I need clothes! - Okay.

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　　给

　　Here.

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　　不会吧

　　这条裤子配这件上衣

　　Seriously? Those shorts with that top?

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　不行

　　No.

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　　不行

　　No.

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　　这件好看

　　Oh, that's cute.

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　　一会儿该给你查查有没有脑震荡

　　We should have you checked for a concussion.

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　　好了

　　Okay.

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　　你得帮我穿衣服

　　Now, you got to help me put these on.

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　　-好吧

　　-不许看啊

　　- All right. - But don't look.

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　　-不许看?

　　-我不想让你看我裸体

　　- Don't look? - I don't want you to see me naked.

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　　哦

　　Oh.

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　　这可以理解

　　Well, that's understandable.

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　　你或许会有兴趣知道

　　You may be interested to know

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　　禁止看对方

　　that a prohibition against looking

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　　早在英雄神话里就有确立

　　is well established in heroic mythology.

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　　洛特王和他妻子

　　珀尔修斯和美杜莎

　　Uh, Lot and his wife, Perseus and Medusa,

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　　-奥菲士和欧律狄刻

　　-知道啦

　　- Orpheus and Eurydice... - Yeah, great.

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　　他们都看了

　　They always look.

　　149

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　　结局都很不好

　　It never ends well.

　　150

　　00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:15,250

　　好了

　　现在帮我把手穿进袖子

　　Okay. Now you got help me get my arm into the sleeve.

　　151

　　00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,680

　　好的

　　Okay.

　　152

　　00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,910

　　那是我的手臂吗

　　Is that my arm?

　　153

　　00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:27,950

　　感觉不像手臂

　　It doesn't feel like an arm.

　　154

　　00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:30,850

　　那你是不是该放手了

　　Then, maybe you should let it go.

　　155

　　00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,710

　　好滴

　　All righty.

　　156

　　00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,980

　　星星好漂漂啊

　　Stars are pretty, aren't they?

　　157

　　00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,110

　　在那高高的地方

　　Up above the world so high.

　　158

　　00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:57,680

　　像天上的小钻石

　　Like little diamonds in the sky.

　　159

　　00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,010

　　太优美了

　　兄弟

　　That's beautiful, dude.

　　160

　　00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,820

　　你应该把这句话写下来 免得被人山寨了

　　You should... you should write that down before someone steals it.

　　161

　　00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,350

　　流星雨什么时候来

　　So, when do the meteors get here?

　　162

　　00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,080

　　不是流星雨来这里

　　The meteors don't get here.

　　163

　　00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:10,110

　　是地球走到他们的轨道上了

　　The Earth is moving into their path.

　　164

　　00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,080

　　我能感觉到

　　I can feel it.

　　165

　　00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,480

　　我能感觉到地球在移动

　　I can feel the Earth moving.

　　166

　　00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:19,750

　　移动得太快

　　It's moving too fast.

　　167

　　00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:21,480

　　拉杰

　　让地球慢点

　　Raj, slow it down.

　　168

　　00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,510

　　行了

　　现在如何

　　Okay, how's that?

　　169

　　00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:34,780

　　好多了

　　谢谢

　　Better. Thanks.

　　170

　　00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,750

　　星星多漂漂啊

　　Stars are pretty, aren't they?

　　171

　　00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,780

　　笑什么

　　What's so funny?

　　172

　　00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,780

　　笑你的美国口音 你说的话都很傻逼

　　It's your American accent. Everything you say sounds stupid.

　　173

　　00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:52,150

　　星星多美啊

　　"Stars are pretty, aren't they?"

　　174

　　00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:03,510

　　为准确起见

　　我得告诉你

　　For the record, I should let you know

　　175

　　00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:07,180

　　这是我第一次开真的汽车

　　this is my first time driving an actual motor vehicle.

　　176

　　00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,250

　　你有实习驾照吧

　　You have your learner's permit, right?

　　177

　　00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,680

　　有

　　我还在

　　Yes, and I have logged

　　178

　　00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,250

　　模拟装置上开了很长时间

　　a considerable number of hours on a simulator.

　　179

　　00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,950

　　-那就行

　　-但效果不太好

　　- Good. - Didn't work out well.

　　180

　　00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,950

　　-行了

　　能开了吗

　　-等一下

　　- All right, can we please go? - One moment.

　　181

　　00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:23,080

　　驾驶培训书里说 侧视镜的正确角度是

　　According to my driver's ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted

　　182

　　00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:26,950

　　调到能在镜子的右下角 看到部分门把手

　　when the driver's door handle is visible in the lower right corner.

　　183

　　00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,050

　　看到门拉手了

　　There's the handle.

　　184

　　00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,450

　　不不

　　太过了

　　Oh, no, too far.

　　185

　　00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,180

　　往回一点点

　　Bringing it back.

　　186

　　00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,550

　　这才正好

　　Optimized.

　　187

　　00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:37,380

　　好

　　调整副驾驶座 后视镜的调节器呢

　　Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger side mirror?

　　188

　　00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:39,310

　　就在这里

　　It's right there.

　　189

　　00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,150

　　副驾驶座的后视镜在哪儿呢

　　Where is the passenger side mirror?

　　190

　　00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:46,350

　　在好莱坞的停车场时被撞掉了

　　In a parking lot in Hollywood.

　　191

　　00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:48,610

　　-行行好

　　我们能走了吗

　　-好

　　- Now, can we please go? - Yes.

　　192

　　00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,980

　　先等我调整好座椅

　　As soon as I adjust my seat.

　　193

　　00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:03,210

　　噢

　　老天 我又得重来一次

　　Oh, dear. I'm going to have to start again.

　　194

　　00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,410

　　如果我会说兔子的语言

　　If I could speak the language of rabbits,

　　195

　　00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:18,310

　　那就太美妙了

　　我将成为兔王

　　that will be amazed, I will be their king.

　　196

　　00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:22,580

　　我讨厌我的名字

　　I hate my name.

　　197

　　00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,910

　　读起来像个呆子

　　It has "nerd" in it.

　　198

　　00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:32,980

　　莱呆子

　　Len-nerd.

　　199

　　00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,350

　　我的第一次是和我的表姐珍妮

　　I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.

　　200

　　00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,050

　　我会仁慈地对待我的兔民们

　　I would be kind to my rabbit subjects.

　　201

　　00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,580

　　当然只是开始而已

　　At first.

　　202

　　00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:48,310

　　知道什么才叫酷名吗

　　You know what's a cool name?

　　203

　　00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,850

　　安杰洛

　　Angelo.

　　204

　　00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:54,250

　　有天使又有洁露果子冻

　　That has angel and Jell-O in it.

　　205

　　00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,380

　　那是在我穆雷舅舅的葬礼上

　　It was my Uncle Murray's funeral.

　　206

　　00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,880

　　我们在芭芭拉阿姨的房子后面

　　We were all back at my Aunt Barbara's house.

　　207

　　00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,350

　　透过一条腌鲱鱼

　　我们四目相接

　　Our eyes locked over the pickled herring.

　　208

　　00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:04,410

　　我们本来没想着会发生关系的

　　We never meant for it to happen.

　　209

　　00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:08,980

　　一天

　　我为法国总统举办了一场盛大舞会

　　One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France,

　　210

　　00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:11,180

　　但是兔民们

　　因为憎恨我而没来捧场

　　but the rabbits-- they hate me and don't come.

　　211

　　00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:14,150

　　我极为尴尬

　　于是我逼它们眼睁睁地看着

　　I am embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world

　　212

　　00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:16,210

　　我吃光世界上所有的莴苣

　　and make them watch.

　　213

　　00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,510

　　别人可以昵称我安吉

　　People could call me Angie.

　　214

　　00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,780

　　(史泰龙状)

　　哟

　　安吉

　　最近咋样

　　(la Sylvester Stallone): Yo, Angie, how's it goin'?

　　215

　　00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,950

　　直到如今

　　每次一看到腌鲱鱼

　　To this day, I can't look at pickled herring

　　216

　　00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:31,010

　　就会忍不住尴尬性奋

　　without being aroused and ashamed.

　　217

　　00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,610

　　噢

　　珍妮阿姐

　　Oh! Cousin Jeanie.

　　218

　　00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:42,310

　　你就不能开快点吗

　　Could you please drive a little faster?

　　219

　　00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,110

　　我觉得已经够快了

　　Oh, I think we're going sufficiently fast.

　　220

　　00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,710

　　什么情况

　　What's that?

　　221

　　00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,650

　　没事

　　引擎时不时会这样

　　Nothing. The engine does that sometimes.

　　222

　　00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,810

　　没事才怪

　　It can't be nothing.

　　223

　　00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,980

　　检查引擎指示灯都亮了

　　The check engine light is on.

　　224

　　00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,380

　　我们得去服务站

　　We need to find a service station.

　　225

　　00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,710

　　自我买回这辆车

　　这灯就一直亮着

　　No. The light has been on since I bought the car.

　　226

　　00:11:56,780 --> 00:12:00,880

　　那就更应该去了 趁这车爆炸之前

　　找维修师来处理

　　All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.

　　227

　　00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,180

　　爆炸个鬼啊

　　It's not going to explode.

　　228

　　00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,480

　　快开车

　　Just keep driving.

　　229

　　00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,750

　　曲速前进

　　史波克长官

　　Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.

　　230

　　00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:10,850

　　史波克不是企业号的驾驶员

　　Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise.

　　231

　　00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,580

　　他是科学官

　　还有我保证

　　He was the science officer, and I guarantee you that

　　232

　　00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,180

　　只要他看到企业号的检查引擎指示灯

　　if he ever saw the Enterprise's check engine light blinking,

　　233

　　00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,980

　　闪那么一下

　　他会立刻下令靠边停

　　he would pull the ship over immediately.

　　234

　　00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:22,410

　　老天

　　我的手臂完了

　　Oh, God, I'm gonna lose the arm.

　　235

　　00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,710

　　红灯 先松开油门

　　Oh, well, red light. Release accelerator

　　236

　　00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:29,910

　　然后要慢慢地踩刹车

　　and slowly apply... the... brake.

　　237

　　00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:34,510

　　搞定

　　Nailed it.

　　238

　　00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:40,610

　　趁现在空着

　　能问你个问题吗

　　While we have a moment, may I ask you a question?

　　239

　　00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,010

　　说

　　What?

　　240

　　00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,380

　　你为什么在右屁股上

　　Why do you have the Chinese character for soup

　　241

　　00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,480

　　纹了个中国字"汤"的纹身

　　tattooed on your right buttock?

　　242

　　00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,180

　　那不是"汤"

　　It's not soup.

　　243

　　00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,480

　　是"勇"

　　It's courage.

　　244

　　00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:50,950

　　才不是

　　No, it isn't.

　　245

　　00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:53,180

　　但我猜想

　　要表现出对汤的热忱

　　But I suppose it does take courage

　　246

　　00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:57,010

　　还真是需要不少勇气

　　to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.

　　247

　　00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,950

　　你怎么会看到

　　How did you see it?

　　248

　　00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,450

　　你说了不看的

　　You said you wouldn't look.

　　249

　　00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:04,910

　　不好意思 正如我所说

　　是英雄

　　就偷窥

　　Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.

　　250

　　00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,110

　　找到了吗

　　Anything?

　　251

　　00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,680

　　没有

　　你吃掉了最后一个布丁

　　No. That was the last pudding cup.

　　252

　　00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,850

　　不

　　No!

　　253

　　00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,150

　　史吉牌牛肉小吃呢(美国牛肉小吃品牌)

　　What about Slim Jims?

　　254

　　00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:25,710

　　他刚才就着布丁吃光了

　　忘了吗

　　That's what he used to eat his pudding, remember?

　　255

　　00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:30,010

　　没错

　　太美味了

　　Right. That was so good!

　　256

　　00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,010

　　甜甜肉肉的混合口感真棒

　　Sweety and meaty at the same time.

　　257

　　00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,310

　　等等

　　你是说

　　Wait. Wait, wait. So you're saying

　　258

　　00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,710

　　我们吃光食物了吗

　　we're out of food?

　　259

　　00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:40,350

　　里面只剩下蓝色冰袋了

　　The only thing in here are blue ice packs.

　　260

　　00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:42,450

　　虽然深知它们有毒

　　I know they're poison,

　　261

　　00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:46,410

　　但还是像极了美味诱人的吸的冻

　　but they look like big, yummy otter pops.

　　262

　　00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,550

　　老天爷

　　我饿死了

　　Oh, God, I am so hungry.

　　263

　　00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:50,750

　　我也是

　　Me, too.

　　264

　　00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:54,310

　　再看看我们还有布丁没

　　Check and see if we have any more pudding.

　　265

　　00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,450

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　266

　　00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,280

　　好吧

　　也没必要冲我吼吧

　　All right, there's no need to bark at me.

　　267

　　00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,750

　　那位莫名暴躁的 接待护士说

　　According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk,

　　268

　　00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,050

　　你排在那个声称自己 有心脏病的男人后面

　　you'll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack,

　　269

　　00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,610

　　但在我看来

　　他健康得很

　　but appears to be well enough

　　270

　　00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,410

　　还能在他的iPhone上玩涂鸦跳跃呢

　　to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.

　　271

　　00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,280

　　我们得先填表格

　　We have to fill these out.

　　272

　　00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,080

　　"请描述病情和伤情情况"

　　"Describe illness or injury."

　　273

　　00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,150

　　肩膀脱臼

　　I dislocated my shoulder.

　　274

　　00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,810

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　275

　　00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,580

　　发生意外的原因

　　And how did the accident occur?

　　276

　　00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,050

　　你不是已经知道了吗

　　You already know that.

　　277

　　00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,110

　　"意外原因"

　　"Cause of accident."

　　278

　　00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,280

　　"没有防滑小鸭"

　　"Lack of adhesive ducks."

　　279

　　00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,050

　　好了

　　病史

　　Okay, medical history.

　　280

　　00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,050

　　你有过糖尿病史吗

　　"Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes?"

　　281

　　00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,650

　　-没有

　　-肾病呢

　　- No. - Kidney disease?

　　282

　　00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,380

　　-没有

　　-偏头痛

　　- No. - Migraines?

　　283

　　00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,450

　　马上就有了

　　Getting one.

　　284

　　00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:50,050

　　-你目前怀有身孕吗

　　-没有

　　- Are you currently pregnant? - No.

　　285

　　00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,550

　　确定吗

　　你看起来可有点肥

　　Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.

　　286

　　00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,780

　　偏头痛那里改成"是"

　　Change migraine to yes.

　　287

　　00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,010

　　你上次生理期是什么时候

　　"When was your last menstrual period?"

　　288

　　00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,650

　　转下个问题

　　Oh. Next question.

　　289

　　00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,780

　　我就写

　　“生理期中”

　　I'll put, "In progress."

　　290

　　00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:08,180

　　好了

　　下面是精神疾病的问题

　　Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders.

　　291

　　00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,010

　　列出所有重大行为方面的病症

　　"List all major behavioral diagnoses,

　　292

　　00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,080

　　例如沮丧

　　焦虑等等

　　"e.g. depression, anxiety, etcetera."

　　293

　　00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,510

　　天哪

　　这些跟我这该死的肩膀

　　Oh, my God, what the hell does this

　　294

　　00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,980

　　又有什么该死的关系

　　have to do with my stupid shoulder?!

　　295

　　00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,280

　　是否有以下精神疾病发作史

　　"Episodes of sub psychotic rage."

　　296

　　00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,210

　　干

　　Ass.

　　297

　　00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,280

　　可能患有吐雷氏症

　　"Possible Tourette's."

　　298

　　00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,910

　　好了

　　是否有痣斑

　　病变或其他皮肤问题

　　All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."

　　299

　　00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,510

　　右边屁股纹了个"汤"字

　　"Soup tattoo on right buttock."

　　300

　　00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,910

　　谢尔顿

　　谢尔顿

　　听我说

　　Hey, Sheldon, Sheldon, look,

　　301

　　00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,280

　　我饱受惊吓

　　而且疼得厉害

　　I am scared and in a lot of pain.

　　302

　　00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:39,280

　　可不可以请你别这么自我

　　Could you please take a break from being you for

　　303

　　00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,210

　　让我缓口气

　　再试着...

　　just a minute and try being--

　　304

　　00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,110

　　怎么说呢

　　安慰一下我

　　I don't know-- comforting?

　　305

　　00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,980

　　抱歉

　　I'm sorry.

　　306

　　00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,150

　　好了好了

　　There, there.

　　307

　　00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,410

　　一切都会好起来的

　　Everything's going to be fine.

　　308

　　00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,550

　　有我谢尔顿在

　　Sheldon's here.

　　309

　　00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:14,210

　　谢谢

　　这样好多了

　　Thanks. That's much better.

　　310

　　00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,850

　　我饿死啦

　　Oh, I'm so hungry!

　　311

　　00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,310

　　你闭嘴吧

　　Will you shut up?

　　312

　　00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,510

　　我们都饿死了

　　We're all hungry.

　　313

　　00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,210

　　好了

　　我们的抢劫目标是 东边那个童子军训练营地

　　Okay, our objective is the Boy Scout campsite to the east.

　　314

　　00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,310

　　很好下手 手不能提的童军教练

　　Easy target. Big doughy scout master,

　　315

　　00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,680

　　加上几个童军 大多是幼童军

　　couple of Cubs, mostly WeBeLos.

　　316

　　00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,050

　　具体抢啥东西呢

　　What kind of score we looking at?

　　317

　　00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:34,600

　　热狗

　　面包

　　烤巧克力夹心饼 那整个一便利商店嘛

　　Hot dogs, Buns, S'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-11.

　　318

　　00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,080

　　好了

　　大家都带上手电

　　All right,everyone grab flashlights.

　　319

　　00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,180

　　天哪

　　会是那个吗

　　Oh, my God, could it be?

　　320

　　00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,480

　　太好了

　　Yes!

　　321

　　00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,380

　　我妈妈在我包里放了鸡胸肉"爱心便当"

　　My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack.

　　322

　　00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,380

　　快

　　拿叉子

　　Quick, get forks.

　　323

　　00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:48,780

　　不需要拿叉子

　　You don't need forks.

　　324

　　00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,550

　　多嫩的鸡胸肉啊

　　用手一撕就行了

　　It's so tender, it falls apart in your hands.

　　325

　　00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,610

　　他说的没错

　　He's right.

　　326

　　00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,510

　　我觉得我们好像忘了啥重要的事

　　I feel like we're forgetting something important.

　　327

　　00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,580

　　我也是

　　但是什么捏

　　Me, too. But what?

　　328

　　00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:12,610

　　也许是忘