生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕6
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风筝嗬
Kites, ho!
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风筝嗬
Kites, ho!
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不好意思
Excuse me.
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你们误用了"嗬"这个词
You're misusing the word "ho."
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这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词
It's an interjection used to call attention
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而不是物体
例如"停下嗬"
to a destination, not an object, as in, uh, "Land, ho!"
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或者"向西嗬"
Or, uh, "Westward, ho!"
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风筝嗬
Kites, ho!
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各位好
在忙什么
Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
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出去发现电的存在吗
Going out to discover electricity?
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如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果
If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin,
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他没有"发现电的存在"
he did not "discover electricity,"
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他只是利用风筝证明
he merely used a kite to determine
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闪电"带"电
that lightning "consists" of electricity.
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他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉
He also invented the Franklin stove,
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双光眼镜和灵活导尿管
bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
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风筝嗬
Kites, ho.
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我们准备去斗风筝
We're heading out for some kite fighting.
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-斗风筝
-对
- "Kite fighting"?
- Oh, yeah.
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一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动
It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.
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其实
割到喉咙的风险很低
Well, actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low.
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另外
严重被线擦伤才是真实
On the other hand, severe string burn is a real
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且经常发生的危险
and ever-present danger.
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你想来观战吗
You want to come watch?
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天啊
Oh, gee...
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听着很不错
Sounds amazing.
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不过
我有些朋友会过来
But, um, I've got some friends coming over.
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没什么大事
Not a big thing-- we're just
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只是聚在一起看内布拉斯加比赛
gonna watch the Nebraska game.
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橄榄球
行
Oh. Football, sure.
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猜得好
Good guess.
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我本想叫上你
但我知道你不是球迷
I would've invited you, but I know you're not a football fan.
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对
当然
很好
No, no, I'm not, so... great.
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你能做自己喜欢的事
You've got plans
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我也能做自己喜欢的事
doing something you like, I've got plans
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这样很好
doing something I like, so it's good.
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我们能迟些再聚
Well, maybe we'll hang out later--
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等大家都走了
you know, after everybody's gone.
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行
可以
Yeah, great.
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再见
See ya.
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太逊了
Well, this sucks.
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抱歉
我觉得无聊
开小差了
I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.
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什么东西很逊
Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?
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莱纳德刚发现佩妮不想带他见朋友
Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him
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因为莱纳德是个身材矮小
from her friends because he's a tiny, little man
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又喜欢放风筝的人
who flies kites.
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这当然会很逊
Oh, that certainly would suck.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第六集
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沃罗威茨想侧翼包围咱们
Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.
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你放线
飞高点
Let out some string, add altitude
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我从下方偷袭割他的线
and I'll go under and cut his line.
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为什么佩妮不想让她朋友认识我
Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me?
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集中精神比赛
莱纳德
Focus, Leonard, focus!
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战斗的热浪迎面而来
The heat of battle is upon us.
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战争的恶犬已被释放
The dogs of war are unleashed.
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或许库萨帕里说得对
Maybe Koothrappali's right.
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也许我让她囧了
Maybe I embarrass her.
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你现在就让我囧了
You're embarrassing me right now.
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一个大男人在放风筝的时候
A grown man worrying about such nonsense
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居然担心这种无聊东西
when in the middle of flying kites.
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对不起
Sorry.
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道歉可打不下对方的风筝
Sorry won't bring their kites down.
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被线擦伤
痛痛
String burn! String burn!
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他们以为我们想侧翼包围
Oh, they think we're flanking.
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正中我们下怀
They're playing right into our hands.
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我数到三
使出绝杀飞剪
On the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.
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一
二
One, two...
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哇
Whoa!
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-看到没
-什么
- Did you see that? - See what?
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那个小妞
她冲我笑
That chick-- she smiled at me.
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-没有
-有
- No, she didn't. - Yes, she did.
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快
飞剪
飞剪
Come on, scissors, scissors!
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-帮我拿着
-等等
- Hold my line. - Wait.
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你去干什么
What are you doing?
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我没法单独使出飞剪
I can't scissors by myself!
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霍华德
回来
Howard! Come back!
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胜利
Victory!
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狗娘养的
Son of a bitch.
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你真是垃圾朋友
知道吗
You're a sucky friend, you know that?
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比垃圾还垃圾的朋友
A sucky, sucky friend.
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我能怎样
What was supposed to do?
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她冲我那么诱惑一笑
She gave me that "come-hither" look.
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就算她冲你笑
那也是笑你很逊
If she gave you any look at all. it was a "you suck" look.
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如果没有拉伤大腿
我就能追上她
I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy.
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拜托
你才80磅重
Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds.
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哪有什么大腿肌肉
You don't have a hammy.
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佩妮不想带我见朋友
So, Penny doesn't want me around her friends.
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我让她囧了
有其他可能吗
I embarrass her. What else could it be?
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她的行为
Well, her actions
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能理解为顾及你的感受
could be out of concern for your feelings
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也许她不让你参加聚会
Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings
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是因为她想物色新配偶
because she's scouting for a new mate
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但不想让你看到
and don't want to do it in front of you.
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她真贴心
Oh... how kind of her.
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同意
Agreed.
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大多数灵长类动物没有这种判断力
Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.
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雌性倭黑猩猩会在前配偶面前
A female bonobo will copulate with a new male
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与新配偶交配
in front of the old one
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根本不会想"你怎么样"
without so much as a "how do you do?"
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你老是这样
知道吗
You always do this, you know?
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抛下我去追没有机会追到的女人
You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.
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我完全有机会
I totally had a shot. With a woman
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在公园追逐一名女子
you were chasing through a park--
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这不叫机会
这叫重罪
that's not a shot, that's a felony.
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搭上我赢回来的帕唐风筝更罪加一等
What's worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite.
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谢尔顿
能不能行行好
Sheldon, I don't suppose there's any chance
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把风筝还给我
you could give me my kite back?
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对不起
拉杰
空战的规则
I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare
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规定战败的风筝归胜者
dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor.
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没有规则
比赛就没有意义
And without rules, the competition has no meaning.
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没有比赛意义
And without meaning,
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下面的动作就只会是个空洞的姿态
the following would be an empty gesture.
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你的风筝归我了
I have your kite.
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你的橄榄球派对如何
How was your football party?
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-很不错
我们赢了
-哇
- It was pretty good. We won.
- Oh, wow.
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太棒了
That's excellent.
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你不觉得这个比喻很怪吗
It's a weird figure of speech, isn't it
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不是我们在玩
却说"我们赢了"
"We won" when you weren't actually playing.
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当我们看《星球大战》的时候
When we watch Star Wars,
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我们不会说"我们打败了帝国"
we don't say, "We defeated the Empire."
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很高兴听你这么说
I'm glad to hear it.
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对了
还有个相关问题
Oh, hey, on a related subject,
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我跟你朋友在一起会让你觉得有失颜面吗
Are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?
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天呐
当然不会
Oh, my god, no.
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为什么要这么问
Why would you ask that?
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我才发现
Well, you know, I just noticed
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我还没见过他们呢
I haven't really met any of them.
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你肯定见过
Sure you have.
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对
我见过你那高大的前男友
Yeah, no, I met the huge ex-boyfriend
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还有小一点但还是比我高大的前男友
and the smaller yet still larger than me ex-boyfriend
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顺便问一下
他们今天来了吗
By the way, were they here today?
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-当然没有
-当然没有
- Of course not.
- Of course not.
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为什么要来
为什么我会问
Why would they be? Why would I ask?
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为什么我这么无厘头
为什么你不制止我
Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me?
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莱纳德
Leonard, look,
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如果你想见我的朋友
当然很好啦
if you want to meet my friends, that would be great.
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我只是
不想让你觉得太无聊
I just, you know, I didn't want you to be bored.
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我才不会觉得无聊呢
I wouldn't be bored.
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为什么我会无聊
Why would I be bored?
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因为他们不是天才科学家啊
Well, 'cause they're not genius scientists.
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佩妮
我喜欢各种各样的人
Penny, I like all sorts of people.
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事实上
我最好的一些朋友并不是天才
In fact, some of my best friends aren't geniuses.
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比如说
Like who?
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好吧
我的某些Facebook朋友不是天才
Okay, some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses.
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重点在于
如果我们要成为一对
My point is, if we're going to be a couple,
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我应该是你朋友的朋友
I should be friends with your friends.
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好啊
太棒了
那你下周六
Okay, great. Well, then why don't you
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跟我们一起看橄榄球比赛吧
come over next Saturday and watch the game with us.
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又有橄榄球赛吗
Another football game?
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橄榄球赛每周都有的
They have them every week.
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不知道这回事
Did not know that.
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-你想见我的朋友
-当然
- You wanted to meet my friends.
- Sure.
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当然
但是我对橄榄球不大了解
Sure, just I don't know much about football.
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那没关系
很多男生的
Oh, that's okay-- a lot of the guys'
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女朋友完全不懂橄榄球
girlfriends don't know football.
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她们就只在厨房边喝酒边聊天
They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.
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"真不错"
Great.
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好的
成功的传球
Okay, a complete pass.
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一档
新英格兰
First down, New England.
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我觉得我开始有点明白了
I think I'm starting to get this.
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真的吗
Really?
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过去两小时中我唯一学到的
The only thing I've learned in the last two hours
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就是美国男人喜欢喝啤酒
is that American men love drinking beer,
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尿太多导致勃起障碍
pee too often and have trouble getting erections.
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把精力放比赛上
而不是广告
拉杰
Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
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我只是说
如果人们能减少啤酒摄入
I'm just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer,
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就可以从厕所中解脱出来
you could get out of the bathroom
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在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人
and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.
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拉杰
你在这儿干嘛呢
Raj, what are you doing here?
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你本该帮我改装我的小摩托
You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.
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对不起
I'm sorry,
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你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗
are you under the impression that we're still friends?
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别这样
Oh, come on.
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你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧
You're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?
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这不仅仅是风筝的事情
It's not just the kite thing.
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每次我们出去玩
你都认为你可以随时
Every time we go some place, you think you can just
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把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉
dump me whenever someone prettier comes along,
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尽管你跟她们完全没可能
even though you don't have a shot with them.
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我跟那个跑步的有可能成的
I had a shot with that jogger.
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行啊
那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去
Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.
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那不是小绵羊
It's not a little scooter.
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那是他们造的第二大小摩托
It's the second biggest Vespa they make!
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你在看橄榄球
Are you watching football?
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没跟你开玩笑
There's no fooling you.
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屏幕上的"sacks"数据又是什么
Now, what is this sacks statistic they put up there?
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我只知道我妈经常去"Sacks"商店买东西
All I know about Sacks is, my mother shops there.
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Sacks
sacks
Sacks, sacks...
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这是个橄榄球术语
用于四分卫
It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled
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在启球线之后被擒倒
behind the line of scrimmage.
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启球
Scrimmage.
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启球线是一条假想的横截线
The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line
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用于区分进攻方与防守方
separating the offense from the defense.
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谢尔顿懂橄榄球
Sheldon knows football?
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很显然他懂
Apparently.
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魁地奇他肯定懂
橄榄球他也懂?
I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?
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谢尔顿
你怎么知道这个
Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
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我可是在德克萨斯长大的
I grew up in Texas.
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橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在
Football is ubiquitous in Texas:
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职业橄榄球
大学橄榄球
Pro football, college football,
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高中橄榄球
初中橄榄球
high school football, peewee football...
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事实上
所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的
In fact, every form of football except the original--
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欧式橄榄球
European football.
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而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋
Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot.
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真难以置信
Unbelivable.
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如果你感兴趣
我还知道所有
If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat
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似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识
that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
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那你能教我吗
So you could teach me?
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橄榄球还是炸肉排
Football or chicken-fried meats?
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橄榄球
Football.
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我周日要去佩妮家
I'm going to Penny's on Saturday
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跟她的朋友们看比赛
to watch a game with her friends
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我不想自己看上去像个白痴
我想融入进去
and I don't want to look lik an idiot. I want to blend in.
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如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈
If you want to blend in with Penny's friends,
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我觉得扮作个白痴
I'd think looking like an idiot
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会是完美的伪装
would be the perfect camouflage.
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别这样
谢尔顿
教我橄榄球吧
Come on, Sheldon, please teach me about football.
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会很有趣的
It'll be fun.
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这跟我爸说的完全一样
That's exactly what my father said.
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"来看球赛吧
去看球赛吧"
"Come to the games. Watch the games."
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周复一周的
Week in and week out from the time
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从五岁直到我上大学
I was five until I went off to college.
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人生当中最漫长的七年
Longest seven years of my life.
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求你了
这是朋友的请求
Please, I'm asking you as a friend.
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你要将这作为一级友情请求吗
Are you making this a tier one friendship request?
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是的
Yes.
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那好吧
Fine.
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-我非常感谢
-算了
算了
- I really appreciate this.
- Yeah, yeah.
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那好
呆子
闭嘴
坐下听好
All right, Poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.
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你说啥
I'm sorry?
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我老爸每次讲到橄榄球的话题
That's how my father always began
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都是这个开场白
our football conversations.
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如果你想的话
And if you'd like,
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比赛后
after the game,
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我还可以带你出去
I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot
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教你射会自己便便的浣熊
Close enough to racoon that craps itself.
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你能别再摆弄赛昂吐司了吗(太空堡垒卡拉狄加里的人类天敌)
When are you going to stop making Cylon toast?
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待我囤积的吐司大军
足以毁灭传说中
When I have enough to destroy all the human toast
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太空堡垒卡拉狄加上的人类吐司之后
on the battlestar known as Galactica.
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你就穿这去佩妮那儿看橄榄球吗
Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's?
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这件球衣咋不对劲了
What's wrong with a football jersey?
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没啥
Nothing.
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只是看上去更像特制橄榄球鸡尾酒
That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
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这是最小号的
I's the smallest size they had,
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除了狗狗衫以外
except the one for dogs.
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难以置信
居然还有专门的狗狗衫
I can't believe they had one for dogs.
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当然有了
Oh, yes.
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犬类球迷在德州司空见惯
Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.
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但是猫咪却不肯穿运动服
Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.
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我姐有过惨痛教训
My sister found that out the hard way.
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管他的
祝我好运吧
Anyway, wish me luck.
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等等
莱纳德
Leonard, wait.
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你是想通过结交佩妮的朋友
Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted
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来维持你俩间的性爱关系
by Penny's pair to ensure
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我这么假设没错吧
your continuing mating privileges with her?
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对我来说不尽然如此
Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way
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那到底是怎样
How would you put it?
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好吧
其实就是你说的那样
Yeah, okay, like you said.
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看来要经历一段性关系
Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble
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还真是麻烦得要命
to go through for intercourse.
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你就不能花钱找个妓女吗
Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?
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顺便
By the way.
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在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声
Another accepted usage for the term "ho."
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再见
谢尔顿
Good-bye, Sheldon.
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等下
Hold on
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我认为按照社会传统规定
I believe that social convention
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你可不能两手空空地上门
dictate you not arriving empty-handed.
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带些赛昂吐司吧
Would you like to bring some Cylon toast?
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不带
我想融入其中
才不想被嘲笑
Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laughed at.
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赛昂吐司有啥好笑
What's funny about Cylon toast?
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门没锁
It's open.
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好啊
哥们儿
Hey, pal.
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你来干嘛
What do you want?
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我给你带了件小礼物
I brought you a little gift.
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一只新风筝
New kite.
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你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝
The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang,
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是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的
Indian fighting kite
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印度战斗风筝
that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.
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我组装了一整天
两天用来上色
It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.
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而这是Hello Kitty
This is Hello Kitty.
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没错
但这可附带一只零钱袋呢
Yeah, but it comes with a little coin purse.
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帕唐风筝有吗
Does a Patang?
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你还是不懂
是吗
Wow, you just don't get it, do you?
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就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意
Buying me something pretty isn't going
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也不能解决问题
to make our problem just go away.
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听我说
我有时候的确
Look, I admit I haven't always been
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不是一个绝佳好友
the best friend I could be.
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你根本就是超级烂友
烂到极点
Y've been a sucky friend, a sucky, sucky friend.
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没说错
Stipulated.
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你一直都这样
And you do it all the time.
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上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)
Last week in the mall at Radio Shack, we were looking
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我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话
for a phone with giant numbers for your mother,
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而我一转眼
你居然就不见了
and I suddenly realize you're not even there.
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-我知道
-你去哪儿了
- I know, I know... - And Where were you?
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被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了
Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.
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听我解释
她实在很火辣嘛
But in my defense, she was gorgeous!
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一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁
And working that squeezer to make the lemonade,
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一边上下扭腰摆臀的
going and down and up and down.
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简直就是在美食天地中
It was like a free pole dance
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免费欣赏钢管舞嘛
right in the middle of the food court.
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你真是不可理喻
You're impossible.
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至少我不用喝醉酒
Hey, at least I can talk to women
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就能和女人交谈自如
without being drunk.
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不好意思
我这是选择性缄默症
Excuse me, I have selective mutism,
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被鉴定为是生理疾病
a recognized medical disorder.
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你呢
你不过是个脑残
You're just a douche.
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不
知道吗
No. You know what?
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也许这才是原因
Maybe that's what this whole thing's about.
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你不是在生我的气
You're not mad at me,
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而是气你自己
you're mad at yourself.
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不
我就是生你的气
No, I'm mad at you.
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我是讨厌自己
但我还是生你的气
I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
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好吧
你生我气
我明白
Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.
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何不今天咱一起过
How about we go spend the day together?
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就我们俩
Just the two of us.
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你想去哪儿都成
We'll go anywhere you want.
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我不知道
I don't know.
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别这样嘛
Come on.
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我带你去好玩的地方
Let me take you someplace nice.
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我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)
I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.
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现在去
那交通和停车问题
Really, now? With the traffic and the parking?
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管他的
走
Okay, fine.
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沥青坑
我们来啦
The Tar Pits. Let's go.
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我怎么就对你没辙呢
Oh, why c