高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译5素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕5

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第五集

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　　好的

　　拉杰出了幽灵军团卡

　　All right, Raj has played his phantom warlord card,

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　　我就出绞杀蔓藤帮他

　　And I am going to back him up with my strangling vines.

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　　绞死你

　　笨蛋

　　Choke on that, sucka.

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　　那我就用红宝石剑砍断你的蔓藤

　　Okay, well, then I'll just cut your vines with my ruby sword.

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　　没错

　　我干的

　　我砍了

　　That's right, I did it. I cut 'em.

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　　我想问个问题

　　I have a question.

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　　军团能吃巨人

　　巨人能吃精灵

　　Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf,

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　　精灵能吃水妖

　　Elf beats water sprite,

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　　基本上什么都能吃魔法小兔

　　And basically everything beats enchanted bunny.

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　　除非你有胡萝卜粉

　　Unless you have the carrot powder.

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　　我还想问一个问题

　　Okay, I've got another question.

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　　这有什么好玩的

　　When does this get fun?

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　　我们是要讨论

　　Are we going to talk

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　　还是继续玩"卡亚神秘勇士"

　　Or are we going to play "mystic warriors of ka-ah"?

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　　出毒药卡

　　Just play a potion card.

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　　哪张

　　Which one?

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　　哪张都一样

　　It doesn't matter.

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　　你不可能赢了

　　You can't possibly win.

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　　谢尔顿

　　别破坏游戏

　　Sheldon, don't ruin the game.

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　　他怎么可能破坏游戏

　　How could he ruin the game?

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　　根据已出的卡推算

　　Given the cards that have already been played,

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　　佩妮手上只能有巫师毒药

　　Penny can only be holding necromancer potions,

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　　毒药只对幽灵和日行者有效

　　Which are only effective against wraiths and day-walkers,

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　　但两个都已经出完了

　　And there are no more of either left to be drawn.

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　　剩下未出的卡是

　　The cards remaining in the undrawn stack are:

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　　四张火焰

　　一张巨人

　　两张食人怪和冥神宝石

　　Four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the jewel of osiris.

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　　瞧

　　被破坏了吧

　　See? Ruined.

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　　谢尔顿

　　太厉害了

　　Sheldon, that is incredible.

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　　对你来说

　　当然是厉害

　　From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.

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　　谢尔顿有图像式记忆的能力

　　Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.

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　　"图像式"用词不当

　　"photographic" is a misnomer.

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　　应该是高清图像式记忆

　　我说过好几遍了

　　I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.

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　　最近一次是去年5月7日

　　Most recently last year during lunch

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　　中午午餐期间

　　On the afternoon of may seventh.

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　　你吃了火鸡

　　还抱怨太干了

　　You had turkey and complained it was dry.

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　　看来游戏结束了

　　Well, I guess game'over.

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　　真的

　　太好了

　　Really? Oh, great.

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　　我是说"哦"

　　I mean, aw.

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　　-我得走了

　　-为什么

　　- Okay, I gotta go. - Why?

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　　就因为上次没走

　　Because the last me I didn't go,

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　　我才会玩"卡神秘勇士"

　　I ended up playing "mystic warlords of ka."

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　　不是"卡"

　　是"卡亚"

　　Not "ka. Ka-ah."

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　　拜丫儿

　　Buh-eye.

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　　回见

　　See ya.

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　　还是不敢相信她和我在一起了

　　Still can't believe she's going out with me.

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　　没人相信

　　Nobody can.

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　　这倒提醒我有笔旧账还没跟你算清

　　That reminds me I have a bone to pick with you.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　你我有个约定

　　You and I made a pact

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　　我们中谁先追到个漂亮女友

　　That if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend,

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　　谁就得让他的女友

　　That person would have his girlfriend

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　　给对方介绍一个女友

　　Hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.

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　　我不记得有这回事

　　I don't remember that.

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　　2004年

　　6月30日

　　June 30th, 2004.

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　　《蜘蛛侠 2》在帕萨迪纳AMC影院上映

　　Opening day of Spider-Man 2 at the Amc Pasadena.

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　　那里只有红冰极饮料

　　没有蓝的

　　They only had red icees, no blue.

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　　想起来了

　　Oh, yeah.

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　　你和佩妮在一起都有一个半月了

　　So you've been with Penny for like a month and a half now.

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　　我的妞呢

　　Where's my shorty, morty?

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　　霍华德

　　你不能要求我这么做

　　Howard, you can't hold me to that.

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　　为什么不行

　　Why not?

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　　因为当时约定时

　　Because when I made that agreement,

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　　我没想过能交到一个漂亮女友

　　I didn't think I'd ever have a hot girlfriend.

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　　我当时以为你能交到呢

　　And I was positive you ever would.

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　　我怎么不知道这件事

　　Hey, how come I wasn't part of this deal?

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　　你当时不在小食店

　　You had left the refreshment stand

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　　你去解决习惯性提前出现的尿急了

　　In order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.

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　　就因为这个

　　Oh, so that's how it works?

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　　就因为我的膀胱小

　　我就不能有漂亮女友了

　　I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend?

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　　对

　　拉杰

　　就因为这个

　　Yeah, Raj. That's how it works.

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　　靠

　　Damn.

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　　能给我张纸巾吗

　　Can I have a napkin?

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　　抱歉

　　不行

　　I'm sorry, no.

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　　你有好几张呢

　　But you have whole bunch of 'em.

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　　对

　　我现在用的是四张纸巾体系

　　Yes, I've moved to a four-napkin system.

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　　分别对应腿

　　手

　　脸和个人紧急情况

　　Lap, hands, face and personal emergency.

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　　你需要的话

　　明天开始

　　If you like, starting tomorrow,

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　　我会加一张客用纸巾

　　I'll add a guest napkin,

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　　但我今天实在无能为力

　　But I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you today.

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　　好运

　　那是擦脸纸巾

　　Good luck. That's the face napkin.

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　　你跟佩妮说了吗

　　So, have you talked to Penny yet?

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　　还没有

　　No, I haven't.

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　　为什么

　　Why not?

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　　因为我很忙

　　Because I've been busy,

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　　因为我不知道怎么跟她提

　　Because I haven't figured out a way to bring it up,

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　　最主要的是

　　"特别强调这点"

　　And mostly-- and I can't stress how key this is--

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　　因为我不想提

　　Because I don't want to.

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　　莱纳德

　　约定就是约定

　　Leonard, pact is a pact.

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　　你必须让佩妮给我找个伴

　　You have to get Penny to fix me up.

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　　事情没那么简单

　　It's not that simple.

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　　你要我怎么说

　　What am I supposed to say?

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　　佩妮

　　你有没有

　　"Penny, do you have any friend

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　　不想再联系的朋友

　　You'd like to never hear from again?"

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　　拜托

　　我那么聪明

　　Come on, I'm smart,

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　　又有份好工作

　　而且我的体脂肪率只有3%

　　I have good job and I have only three percent body fat.

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　　真的

　　It's true.

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　　我在沙滩上看过

　　I've seen him at the beach.

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　　他就像个人形鸡翅

　　He's like a human chicken wing.

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　　莱纳德

　　拜托

　　Leonard, come on.

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　　好吧

　　我会问她有没有适合你的朋友

　　Fine. I'll ask if she has a friend for you.

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　　要漂亮的哦

　　Hot friend.

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　　-行 -还要高挑的

　　- Right. - And tall.

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　　我希望我们的孩子能在20岁前

　　I want our kids to be able to Ride Space Mountain

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　　玩飞越太空山[迪士尼乐园]

　　Before they're 20.

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　　我尽力而为

　　I'll see what I can do.

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　　谢尔顿

　　猜我今天听到什么

　　Hey, Sheldon, guess what I heard today?

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　　我能想象你今天听了很多东西

　　I'd imagine you heard many number of things today.

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　　你来上班肯定会听到

　　"你好

　　拉杰"

　　When you arrived at work you undoubtedly heard, "hello, Raj.

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　　过得如何

　　拉杰

　　"How are you, Raj?"

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　　考虑到你今天穿了件新的羊毛背心

　　会听到"新背心啊"

　　Given that you're wearing a new sweater-vest,

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　　也有可能

　　虽然可能性很小

　　听到"羊毛背心很漂亮"

　　And possibly, though far less likely, "nice sweater-vest."

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　　为什么不干脆让我告诉你今天听到了什么

　　Why don't I just tell you what I heard today.

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　　因为这可能节约我们的时间

　　That would probably save us some time.

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　　星期六晚上在漫画书店

　　Saturday night at the comic book store,

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　　那里将举办一个"卡亚神秘勇士"锦标赛

　　They're having a "Mystic Warlords of Ka-Ah" tournament.

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　　第一名有500美金

　　First prize is $500.

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　　如果我们组队

　　肯定无敌了

　　If we team up, we'd be unstoppable.

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　　对不起

　　拉杰

　　对于没有挑战性的游戏

　　I'm sorry, Raj, but I have no interest

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　　我完全不感兴趣

　　In playing a game in which I find no challenge.

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　　那钱呢

　　What about the money?

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　　我有钱啊

　　I have money.

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　　这钱不一样

　　This is other money.

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　　那这跟我自己拥有的钱有什么区别

　　How does it differ from the money I have?

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　　我要拿一半啊

　　Half of it will be mine.

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　　你需要钱买一件不那么惹人嫌的羊毛背心吗

　　Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater-vest?

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　　莱纳德

　　救救我吧

　　Leonard, help.

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　　开什么玩笑

　　Are you kidding?

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　　我甚至不能说服他给我一张狗日的餐巾纸

　　I couldn't even talk him into giving one of his freakin' napkins.

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　　天呐

　　你真是个天才

　　Wow, you really are a genius.

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　　不算吧

　　Not really.

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　　我其实是在网上搜到的这些花式

　　I googled how to do that.

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　　问一下

　　你有跟谁有过约定吗

　　So, listen...Have you ever made a pact with someone?

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　　你是说那种拉勾勾誓言吗

　　You mean like a pinky swear?

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　　好吧

　　就算是那种拉勾勾誓言

　　Okay, fine, like a pinky swear.

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　　一年级时候

　　我和我朋友萝茜

　　Well, in the first grade, my friend Rosie and I

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　　约定要嫁给毕特和恩尼

　　Made a pact to marry Bert and Ernie.

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　　你知道的

　　芝麻街里面[美国木偶剧]

　　You know, from Sesame street?

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　　我跟毕特和恩尼还蛮熟的

　　I'm familiar with Bert and Ernie.

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　　然后我们发现都想要嫁给恩尼

　　Then we find out we both wanted Ernie.

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　　我们直到中学都没再说过话

　　We didn't speak again until middle school.

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　　就因为那个木偶

　　Over puppets?

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　　各人心头所好啊

　　莱纳德

　　The heart wants what the heart wants, Leonard.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　说到心头所好

　　Speaking of what the heart want-

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　　很久以前

　　Um, a long time ago,

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　　我跟沃罗威茨有个约定

　　其中牵涉到你

　　I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involves you.

　　148

　　00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:52,560

　　我不知道接下来你要说什么

　　Okay, I don't know where you're going with this,

　　149

　　00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:57,590

　　但你最好小心点

　　因为我们可能因此玩完

　　But tread carefully because it may be the last conversation we ever have.

　　150

　　00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,600

　　不

　　不

　　不是那样的

　　No, no, nothing like that.

　　151

　　00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,990

　　交易说的是如果我们当中任意一个有女朋友了

　　The deal was that if either of us ever got a girlfriend,

　　152

　　00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,460

　　我们就要她介绍她的朋友 给约定的另一方

　　We'd have her fix the other one up with one of her friends.

　　153

　　00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,070

　　你觉得这种事适合在激情过后马上说吗

　　And you thought it's a good time to bring this up right after sex?

　　154

　　00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:15,880

　　我只是很确定在激情之前不会说

　　Well, I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it up before sex.

　　155

　　00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:20,230

　　而在激情进行时

　　我在尽力回想在谷歌上看到的花式

　　And during, I was trying to remember what I read on google,so...

　　156

　　00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,990

　　我绝不会介绍我的朋友给沃罗威茨

　　I'm not hooking Wolowitz up with one of my friends.

　　157

　　00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:29,030

　　不一定是要好朋友啊

　　It doesn't have to be a good friend.

　　158

　　00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:33,260

　　而且你也知道他内里其实是个很好的人

　　And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.

　　159

　　00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,030

　　这问题不在于他的内里

　　The problem isn't what's on the inside.

　　160

　　00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,290

　　在于他令人毛骨悚然的淫荡外表

　　It's the creepy candy coating.

　　161

　　00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,360

　　你能好歹考虑一下吗

　　Will you at least think about it?

　　162

　　00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,590

　　就当是帮我个忙

　　Just as a favor to me?

　　163

　　00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:51,200

　　我最喜欢恩尼的一点 就是他从不求我什么

　　Oh, great thing about ernie, was he never asked me for anything.

　　164

　　00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,650

　　他只给予

　　He just gave.

　　165

　　00:07:55,620 --> 00:08:01,230

　　有了

　　有了

　　有了

　　有了

　　有了

　　有了

　　Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

　　166

　　00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,010

　　《贝蒂与维罗妮卡》

　　Betty and Veronica?

　　167

　　00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,530

　　谢尔顿

　　新的《绿灯侠》手办明天就到了

　　Hey, Sheldon, the new Greelantern figurine's coming in tomorrow.

　　168

　　00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,820

　　要我给你留一份吗

　　Want me to set one aside for you?

　　169

　　00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,190

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　170

　　00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,020

　　你刚刚夺走了我从无意中找到手办

　　You just robbed me of the opportunity to stumble upon the figurine

　　171

　　00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,790

　　那种从发现到渴望到占有的

　　And make the oh-so-satisfying journey

　　172

　　00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,330

　　持续快感的机会给抢走了

　　From discovery to desire to possession.

　　173

　　00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:20,590

　　好吧

　　那我不给你留了

　　All right, I won't set one aside for you.

　　174

　　00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:21,810

　　但我必须要拥有它

　　But I must have it.

　　175

　　00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,320

　　-行

　　那我给你留着

　　-谢谢

　　- Okay, I'll set one aside for you. - Thank you.

　　176

　　00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,330

　　你知道我本可以在网上买这些的

　　You know, I can buy all these things online.

　　177

　　00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,690

　　我来这是为了个性化服务的

　　I come here for the personal service.

　　178

　　00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,710

　　斯图尔特

　　威尔·惠顿报名参加了

　　Hey, Stuart, is the Wil Wheaton signed up

　　179

　　00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,740

　　这个神秘勇士锦标赛吗

　　For the Mystic Warlords tournament

　　180

　　00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:37,340

　　就是《星际迷航》里的那个威尔·惠顿吗

　　The Wil Wheaton from Star Trek?

　　181

　　00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,580

　　他住在这附近

　　狂热玩家

　　Yeah, he lives around here. Big gamer.

　　182

　　00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,000

　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

　　183

　　00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,840

　　你是在说威尔·惠顿

　　也就是出演了

　　Are you saying that wil wheaton aka Ensign Wesley Crusher

　　184

　　00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,750

　　《星际迷航: 下一代》中卫斯理·柯洛夏少尉的那位

　　On Star Trek: The next generation

　　185

　　00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,670

　　将会参与你的锦标赛吗

　　Is going to be participating in your tournament?

　　186

　　00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:49,750

　　很抱歉

　　Oh, I'm sorry,

　　187

　　00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,030

　　我又剥夺了你发现这个的机会吗

　　did I rob you of the opportunity to stumble onto that for yourself?

　　188

　　00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:56,100

　　你不明白的

　　You don't understand.

　　189

　　00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,420

　　我从小到大一直以威尔·惠顿为偶像的

　　Growing up, I idolizedle Wil Wheaton.

　　190

　　00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:02,270

　　卫斯理·柯洛夏有和我一样的高清图像式记忆

　　Wesley Crusher had an eidetic memory just like me.

　　191

　　00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,400

　　天呐

　　多么神奇的巧合啊

　　Ooh, what a coincidence.

　　192

　　00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,020

　　你也许可以跟他在锦标赛中讨论一下

　　Maybe you can discuss with him while you're playing in the tournament.

　　193

　　00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:08,380

　　-在这签字

　　-我是他的粉丝

　　- Sign here. - I was such a fan

　　194

　　00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,450

　　回想1995年

　　我坐了10个小时的汽车

　　That in 1995, I traveled ten hours by bus

　　195

　　00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,630

　　到密西西比州的杰克逊市参加科幻大会

　　To a sci-fi convention in Jackson, Mississippi,

　　196

　　00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:15,770

　　穿着我的星舰学院实习生制服

　　Wearing my Starfleet Academy cadet uniform

　　197

　　00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,650

　　就是为了见威尔·惠顿

　　In order to meet Wil Wheaton

　　198

　　00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,070

　　还有让他在我珍藏的

　　And get him to autograph

　　199

　　00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:21,440

　　未拆封的卫斯理·柯洛夏手办上签名

　　My mint in-package Wesley Crusher action figure

　　200

　　00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:24,360

　　啊

　　那这不就是重逢了嘛

　　Ooh, it'll be like a reunion then.

　　201

　　00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,340

　　在这签字

　　Sign here.

　　202

　　00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:28,650

　　然而我艰苦的旅行却一无所获

　　My arduous journey, however, was for naught.

　　203

　　00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,330

　　尽管广告说他会出现

　　却最终没来

　　Although advertised to appear, he did not show up.

　　204

　　00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:34,640

　　就在那一刻

　　我发誓要永远憎恨威尔·惠顿

　　It was at that moment, I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.

　　205

　　00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,090

　　太棒了

　　你可以告诉他你恨他

　　Okay, great, you can tell him you hate him.

　　206

　　00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,390

　　在这签字

　　Sign here.

　　207

　　00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,430

　　也许你们会想知道威尔·惠顿

　　It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton

　　208

　　00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:44,210

　　在我的永远的敌人名单里暂排第六

　　Currently ranks sixth on my all-time enemies list--

　　209

　　00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,210

　　排名就在差点毁掉蝙蝠侠系列电影的

　　Right between director Joel Schumacher,

　　210

　　00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,220

　　导演乔·舒马赫

　　Who nearly destroyed the batman movie franchise,

　　211

　　00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,180

　　和比利·斯派克之间

　　And Billy Sparks,

　　212

　　00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,840

　　他住在我家后面一条路上

　　Who lived down the street from me

　　213

　　00:09:51,890 --> 00: 09:53,970

　　曾经把狗屎放在我自行车的把手上

　　And put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.

　　214

　　00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,020

　　好的

　　我明白了

　　他是坏人

　　Okay, I get it. He's a bad guy.

　　215

　　00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:56,780

　　在这签名

　　Sign here.

　　216

　　00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:59,160

　　引用不朽的《可汗的愤怒》中

　　In the words of Khan Noonien Singh

　　217

　　00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,900

　　可汗努尼安辛格的一句话

　　"他让我受难"

　　In the immortal Wrath of Khan, "he tasks me."

　　218

　　00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,850

　　他让我受难

　　我要和他较量到底

　　He tasks me and I shall have him."

　　219

　　00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,820

　　毫无疑问

　　签名吧

　　No doubt, sign here.

　　220

　　00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,520

　　我渡尽劫波

　　刺出复仇之剑[《白鲸记》]

　　From hell's heart, I stab at thee."

　　221

　　00:10: 13,210 --> 00:10:15,990

　　好了

　　拉杰

　　看来你的队友名叫

　　All right, raj, looks like you're teamed up

　　222

　　00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,580

　　"威尔·惠顿

　　去死去死"

　　With "die, Wil Wheaton, die."

　　223

　　00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,790

　　好

　　多说说我未来孩子他妈嘛

　　So, tell me more about the future mother of my children.

　　224

　　00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,550

　　她很讨人喜欢

　　霍华德

　　She's adorable, howard.

　　225

　　00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,870

　　你一定喜欢她

　　I think you'll like her.

　　226

　　00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,090

　　赞

　　Great.

　　227

　　00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,980

　　你是怎么和他描述我的

　　So what did you tell her about me?

　　228

　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,430

　　提了我的体脂含量了吗

　　Did you mention the body fat?

　　229

　　00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,810

　　没有

　　我想给她个惊喜

　　No, I thought that would be a nice surprise for her.

　　230

　　00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,630

　　好

　　很好

　　Good, good.

　　231

　　00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,610

　　我就说你是航天工程师

　　I just told her y're an aerospace engineer,

　　232

　　00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,070

　　通五种语言

　　You speak five languages--

　　233

　　00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,770

　　是六种

　　还有克林贡语

　　Six if you count klingon.

　　234

　　00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:52,560

　　女孩儿可不鸟克林贡语

　　霍华德

　　Girls don't count klingon, Howard.

　　235

　　00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,330

　　对不?

　　Right?

　　236

　　00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,450

　　没错

　　Right.

　　237

　　00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,480

　　我还告诉她说

　　Oh. And I told her you have

　　238

　　00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,750

　　你对你妈有不正常的依恋情结

　　An unhealthy attachment to your mother.

　　239

　　00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,420

　　不会吧

　　What?

　　240

　　00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,870

　　说笑而已

　　I'm kidding.

　　241

　　00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,820

　　又一个意外惊喜啊

　　Another delightful surprise for her.

　　242

　　00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,850

　　谢尔顿

　　该你出了

　　Sheldon, it's your play.

　　243

　　00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,000

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　244

　　00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,340

　　魔法巨兽用诅咒权杖

　　My enchanted troll bludgeons your screaming harpy

　　245

　　00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,860

　　重击你的惊叫鹰女

　　游戏结束

　　With a cursed mace. Game

　　246

　　00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,560

　　抱歉

　　小子们

　　Sorry, boys.

　　247

　　00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,360

　　替我向来接你们的妈咪问声好

　　Say hi to your mother when she picks you up.

　　248

　　00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,030

　　还是干脆我告诉他让她晚点来

　　Or I could just tell her later tonight!

　　249

　　00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,950

　　我们揍得他们屁滚尿流

　　狂顶你

　　伙计

　　We pwned them, dude! Up top!

　　250

　　00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,540

　　看啊

　　Look at him.

　　251

　　00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:38,990

　　威尔·惠顿

　　我的一生之敌

　　Wil Wheaton, my old friend.

　　252

　　00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,460

　　"我穿过尼比亚卫星

　　跨过安塔里斯漩涡

　　I have chased you 'round the moons of Nibia

　　253

　　00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:45,830

　　越过毁灭的埃姆斯

　　不找到你誓不罢休

　　And 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's ames!

　　254

　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,170

　　你一直引用《星际迷航:愤怒的可汗》里的台词

　　You know, you keep quoting wrath of Khan,

　　255

　　00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,450

　　但他是《星际迷航:下一代》里的人物

　　But he was in next generation.

　　256

　　00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,390

　　角色设定完全不同

　　It's a totally different set of characters.

　　257

　　00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,920

　　肃静

　　Silence!

　　258

　　00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,890

　　还要等多久

　　才能了却我的复仇夙愿

　　How much longer must I wait for my revenge?

　　259

　　00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,860

　　如果惠顿和斯图尔特赢了这一局

　　Well, if Wil Wheaton and Stuart win their match

　　260

　　00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,510

　　而我们在下一局只要干掉

　　And we beat Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants

　　261

　　00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,730

　　寂寞拉里和休闲裤队长

　　In the next round,

　　262

　　00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,720

　　我们就会在决赛中碰面

　　We'll face off for the championship.

　　263

　　00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,050

　　那么说

　　挡在我复仇之路上的

　　So, my path to satisfaction is blocked

　　264

　　00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,460

　　只剩寂寞拉里和休闲裤队长吗

　　By Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants.

　　265

　　00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,790

　　好极了

　　Very well.

　　266

　　00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:16,380

　　非摧毁他们不可

　　They must be destroyed.

　　267

　　00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,530

　　哥们

　　能别用这种腔调说话了吗

　　Dude, you have to stop talking like that.

　　268

　　00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:19,610

　　真的很找抽

　　It's really lame.

　　269

　　00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,130

　　肃静

　　Silence!

　　270

　　00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,590

　　佩妮说你一边打工做女招待

　　So, Penny tells me you're working as a waitress

　　271

　　00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,510

　　一边念书

　　To put yourself through grade school.

　　272

　　00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,630

　　太好了

　　你学什么的

　　That's pretty great. What are you studying?

　　273

　　00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,730

　　微生物学

　　Microbiology.

　　274

　　00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,600

　　酷啊

　　那你可以研究我了

　　Oh, cool. So you could study me.

　　275

　　00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,600

　　什么意思

　　I don'understand.

　　276

　　00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:46,260

　　微生物学不就是研究微小的生物吗

　　Microbiology is the study of tiny living things.

　　277

　　00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:49,440

　　我知道

　　我学的就是这个

　　I know, I'm studying it.

　　278

　　00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:56,400

　　所以我说嘛

　　因为我小巧玲珑呀

　　And I said you could study me 'cause I'm a tiny living thing.

　　279

　　00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,100

　　我只是在说笑

　　It's a joke.

　　280

　　00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,160

　　你确定

　　Are you sure?

　　281

　　00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,910

　　你喜欢科幻小说吗

　　Do you like Sic-Fiction?

　　282

　　00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,910

　　不喜欢

　　No.

　　283

　　00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,080

　　角色扮演游戏呢

　　Role-playing games?

　　284

　　00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:12,080

　　是在卧室玩的呢还是龙与地下城的那种

　　Like in the bedroom or like Dungeons and Dragons?

　　285

　　00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,620

　　都可以

　　Either.

　　286

　　00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:14,470

　　都不喜欢

　　No.

　　287

　　00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,310

　　漫漫长夜啊

　　Gonna be a long night.

　　288

　　00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,010

　　都是你的错

　　Well, it's your fault.

　　289

　　00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:24,750

　　我是被逼无奈

　　又没逼你非答应不可

　　I had to ask. You didn't have to say yes.

　　290

　　00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,980

　　喜欢魔术吗

　　You like magic?

　　291

　　00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:27,980

　　不太喜欢

　　Not really.

　　292

　　00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,630

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　293

　　00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,630

　　真是漫

　　漫长夜啊

　　Long-long night.

　　294

　　00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:42,330

　　我出无境之蛇

　　装备拉杰的迷乱狂喜

　　I play my endless serpent. Raj will play ecstatic frenzy,

　　295

　　00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,300

　　那拉里就得出混沌领主

　　Whh means Larry will have to play chaos overlord.

　　296

　　00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,370

　　加上休闲裤队长的熔融之河

　　(看这个男人胸前的星星就是在Cos美国队长)

　　297

　　00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,650

　　而我再出毒葵树妖

　　你们输了

　　I play nightshade dryad. Game, set and match.

　　298

　　00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,180

　　威尔·惠顿

　　准备受死吧!

　　Now fetch me Wil Wheaton!

　　299

　　00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:02,680

　　君子报仇

　　十年不晚[克林贡语]

　　Bot-tash bir jab-loo-di rekh kkhakkh-o ny!

　　300

　　00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,300

　　那个家伙刚才是不是用克林贡语说了

　　Did that guy just say

　　301

　　00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:08,440

　　"君子报仇

　　十年不晚"?

　　"revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?

　　302

　　00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,790

　　我想是吧

　　I believe so.

　　303

　　00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:14,400

　　他有毛病啊

　　What is wrong with him?

　　304

　　00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,280

　　萝卜青菜各有所爱

　　Everyone has a different theory.

　　305

　　00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,320

　　那电脑呢

　　How about computers?

　　306

　　00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,660

　　喜欢电脑吗

　　Do you like computers?

　　307

　　00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,540

　　我用电脑

　　但不喜欢

　　I use them. I don't like them.

　　308

　　00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:30,190

　　好吧...

　　Okay...

　　309

　　00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,400

　　那小狗呢

　　你觉得小狗怎样

　　Puppets?

　　Where do you stand on puppies?.

　　310

　　00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,720

　　有只小狗咬过我的脸

　　A puppy once bit my face.

　　311

　　00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,340

　　它们自然咬人啦

　　Of course it did.

　　312

　　00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,840

　　猜怎么着

　　爱因斯坦错了

　　How about that? Einstein was wrong.

　　313

　　00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:41,670

　　怎么

　　What?

　　314

　　00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,920

　　在接近光速的情况下

　　Approaching the speed of light

　　315

　　00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:44,010

　　时间不会减慢

　　Doesn't slow down time.

　　316

　　00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,260

　　和他们在一起时才会变慢

　　Approaching them does.

　　317

　　00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,430

　　不好意思

　　Excuse me.

　　318

　　00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,270

　　见鬼

　　是我妈

　　Oh, damn. It's my mother.

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