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生活大爆炸
第三季第四集
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每次看这部电影
我都很困惑
This movie baffles me every time we watch it.
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什么意思
What do you mean?
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指南说得一清二楚
The instructions are very clear:
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午夜后别喂魔怪
"don't feed the gremlins after midnight."
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别弄湿魔怪
"don't get the gremlins wet."
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这能有多难
How hard is that?
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伙计们好啊
Hi, guys.
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好啊
亲爱的
Hi, honey.
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好
Hey.
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都已经是"亲爱的"啦
Ooh, we're "honey" now, are we?
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对
自从他们发展至肉体关系
Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,
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佩妮就升级了对他的爱称
Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,
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跟她称为"甜心"的人区分
Thus distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie,"
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通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意
Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
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别这么无聊
"甜心"
You're boring people, "sweetie".
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但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽刺
Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.
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你们在干什么
So, what are you guys doing?
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庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日
Celebrating Columbus day.
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我们在看《七宝奇谋》《小魔怪》《少年福尔摩斯》
We're watching goonies, gremlins and young sherlock holmes.
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都是克里斯·哥伦布的作品
They're all written by Chris Columbus.
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好啊
Okay.
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那你们感恩节看什么
What do you watch on thanksgiving?
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游行
The parade.
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这倒是提醒了我
Oh, you know, that reminds me--
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我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节
I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,
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但今年取消了
But this year they're calling it off,
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因为我哥哥被人告了
On account of my brother's trial.
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为什么
What's he on trial for?
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只是个误会
Oh, just a big misunderstanding.
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你应该会喜欢我哥哥
You know, you'd actually like my brother.
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他也算是个化学家
He's kind of a chemist.
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既然我今年在这里过感恩节
Anyway, I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here,
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你们都要来
And you are all invited.
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我会去的
Oh. I'll be there.
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你是用蔓越橘果冻
Will you be serving cranberry jelly
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还是蔓越橘酱招待客人
Or cranberry sauce?
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估计两个都有
I guess I could serve both.
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估计
貌似你对这方面不在行
You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this.
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佩妮
我很想参加
但每年
Yeah, I really wish I could, Penny, but every year,
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我妈都请所有亲戚过来
My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up
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做传说中的鸡胸鱼
Her famous tur-briska-fil.
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鸡脯鱼?
Tur-briska-fil?
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火鸡包胸脯肉杂
胸脯肉里包鱼丸
Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.
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没听起来那么好吃
It's not as good as it sounds.
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拉杰
你呢
Raj, what about you?
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他通常都去我家过节
对吧
Oh, he usually comes to my house. Right, pal?
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好啦
今年不逼你
All right, this year, you don't have to
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吃鸡脯鱼啦
Eat the tur-briska-fil.
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我根本不嚼
I don't even chew it.
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直接当药丸吞
I swallow it like pills.
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拉杰怎么了
So, what's going on with Raj?
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好消息是
Well, the good news is,
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我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见
He has no problem with my mother's tur-brka-fil.
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真不敢相信
继续说
Hard to believe, but go on.
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坏消息是
他要被驱逐出境了
The bad news is, he says he'getting deported.
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他要被驱逐出境
What do you mean,
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是什么意思
He's getting deported?
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意思是美国政府
I believe it means that the U.S. Government
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要驱赶他离开本国
Is going to expel him from the country.
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他要么回印度老家
He could then either return to his native india,
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要么移居接受他的国家
Emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him,
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或者去公海当个无国籍海盗
Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.
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要是我
我就选海盗
Personally, I'd choose pirate.
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佩妮
你能不能先出去
Penny, would you mind stepping outside
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我们才能和他谈谈
So we can speak to him?
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好吧
Fine.
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但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了
But the man really needs to work on his girl issues.
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这也是考虑做海盗的理由
Another reason to consider life of piracy.
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即使是今天
海盗仍是男性职业
Even today, I unrstand that's an all-male profession.
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好了
她走了
Okay, she's go.
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对不起
我失态了
Sorry. I lost my cool.
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怎么回事
So, what's going on?
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事情是这样的
Okay, here's the deal:
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六个月前
我的实验
Six months ago, my research testing
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测试海王星物体的成分
The predicted composition of trans-neptunian objects
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宣告失败
Ran into a dead end.
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所以?
So?
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我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用
So, my visa's only good as long as i employ to the university.
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如果他们发现我的实验一无所获
And when they find out that I've got squat,
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他们就会裁掉我
They're going to cut me off.
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而且
我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有
By the way, when I say squat, I mean diddly-squat.
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我倒是希望有那么一丁点收获
I wish I had squat.
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等等
那你过去6个月都在做什么
So, wait, what have you been doing for the past six months?
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收收邮件啦
You know, checking e-mail,
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更新FACEBOOK页面啦
Updating my facebook status,
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搞搞维基词条啦
Messing up wikipedia entries.
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你们知道吗
Hey, do you know netflix
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NETFLIX现在允许客户端下载电影了
Lets you stream movies on your computer now?
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这么说你一直都拿大学的薪水
And you've continued to take the university's money
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蒙混过日子
Under false pretenses?
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你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了
Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
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不过倒是很适合海盗
Although practically mandatory for a pirate.
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我不想回印度
I don't want to go back to india.
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印度又热又吵
人又多
It's hot and loud, and there's so many people.
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你们不知道
到处都是人
You have no idea-- they're everywhere.
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伙计们
动动脑子
Okay, guys, think.
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怎么才能让拉杰留下来
How do we keep Raj in the country?
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另找一份工作不就行了
Why doesn't he just get another job?
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你问我有什么用
What are you asking me for?
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我哪知道你能不能说话
I don't know if you can talk now or not.
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牛肉
Oh, beef...
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我会很想念你的
I'm going to miss you so much.
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知道吗
孟买的麦当劳
Do you know, at the mumbai Mcdonald's,
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没有巨无霸
You can't get a big mac?
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只有鸡肉大君麦香堡
All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.
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而特制酱料
And the special sauce--
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咖喱
相信我
在印度
Curry-- which, in india, believe you me,
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咖喱一点也不特别
Is really not that special.
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别担心
能找到工作的
Don't worry, you'll find another job.
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我先练习一下
Yeah,let me start practicing for it.
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"要薯条和大君麦香堡吗"
"do you want fries with maharaja mac?"
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好啊
莱纳德
Hi, Leonard.
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好啊
拉杰
Hello, Raj.
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你好
谢尔顿
Hello， Sheldon.
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不好意思
虽然我还不善长解读面部表情
Forgive me, as you know, I'm no adept at reading facial cues,
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但我想试一试
But I'm going to take a stab here:
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你不是在伤心就是在反胃中
You're either sad or nauseated.
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-我是伤心
-我正准备说伤心的
- I'm sad.
- I was going to say sad.
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不知道怎么的我犹豫了
I don't know why I hedged.
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你在吃什么
What are you eating?
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曲管通心粉配牛肉酱和番茄酱
Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.
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噢
牛肉通心粉
Oh, beefaroni.
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我最怀念的就会是你了
I think I'll miss you most of all.
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我一直对这事儿有些疑惑
I've always been a little confused about this.
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为什么印度教不准吃牛肉
Why don't hindus eat beef?
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我们相信牛就是神
We believe cows are gods.
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学术上说并不准确
Not technically.
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在印度教中
牛被认为长的像神
In hinduism, cattle are thought to be like god.
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不需要你教我自家的文化
谢尔顿
Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon!
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就我现在的心情
老子会揪你出去的
In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out--
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我向牛发誓
I swear to cow!
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对不起
I'm sorry.
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我也是
Me, too.
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我只是
我有点激动了
I'm just... I'm a little on edge.
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可以理解
Understandle.
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你的整个人生仿佛崩溃了
Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you,
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你的未来充其量也只能说惨淡无光
And your future appears bleak at best.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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而且你在印度教和牛的问题上是错的
And you're wrong about hinduism and cows.
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拉杰
你猜怎么着
Hey, Raj, guess what.
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拉夫林教授正招募人员加入
Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join
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恒星进化科研小组
The stellar evolution research team.
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真的吗
那太棒了
You-you're kidding! That's fantastic!
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那你还在等什么
打电话预约面试啊
What are you waiting for? Call him and set up an interview.
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现在就打
I'm on it.
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这叫高兴
对吗
That's happy, right?
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-没错
-搞定
- Yeah.
- Nailed it.
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库萨帕里博士
请进
Dr. Koothrappali, come on in.
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我很惊讶你居然想加入
I was surprised to hear you were interested
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我们这个小团队
In joining our little team.
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放弃那些海王星外星体了
是吗
Giving up on those trans-neptunian objects, are we?
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不
不
那是个很有前景的领域
No, no, it's a very promising area.
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如果条件理想
我愿意花数年在这课题上
In a perfect world, I'd spend several more years on it.
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但我却不能放弃这个机会
But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity
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与您共同研究这个令人无比兴奋
To work with you on your tremendously exciting
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且还未最终定论的假设上
And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.
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说的太精彩了
Splendid.
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请坐
Uh, please sit down.
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要来一杯雪利酒吗
Can I offer you a Sherry?
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现在还为时过早
不是吗
It's a little early, isn't it?
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我们不在比邻星上[很暗的恒星 意指还早]
Not on Proxima Centauri.
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说的太好了
That's very good.
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非常有趣
但如果你不介意的话
Jolly amusing, but if you don't mind,
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把我那杯留到泰坦星日落之时[土卫六 日落晚]
I'll hold off until suet on Titan.
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说的好
Well done.
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我预感你将会
I have a feeling you're going
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很好的融入这个团队的
库萨帕里博士
To fit in just fine, Dr. Koothrappali.
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谢谢称赞
先生
Thank you, sir.
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不好意思
I'm sorry.
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我来晚了吗
Am I late?
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不
不
时间正好
No, no, no. Right on time.
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库萨帕里博士
请允许我向你介绍
Dr. Koothrappali, may I present
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来自麻省理工的麦思彤博士
Dr. Millstone from MIT.
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她将领导我们的数据分析小组
She'll be heading up our data analysis team.
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很高兴认识你
库萨帕里博士
It's nice to meet you, Dr. Koothrappali.
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我读了您关于柯伊伯带物体大小分布的文章
I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.
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我非常喜欢
I really enjoy it.
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您是如何修正选择偏差的呢
How did you correct for the selection bias?
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我进行了模拟测试
Well, I ran a simulation that allowed me
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令我可以修正观测效率
To correct for the observational efficiency.
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这实在是太牛了
That's just fascinating.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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你想在我的热水浴池里了解更多细节吗
Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?
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那
我们什么时候开始呢
So, when do I start?
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你没得到工作是什么意思
What do you mean you didn't get the job?
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你怎么可能得不到
How could you not get it?
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你知道的
他是英国人
我是印度人
U know... He's british; I'm indian.
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自甘地之后
他们就对我们不大友好了
Ever since Gandhi, they haven't liked us very much.
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等等
你是说他对你有种族歧视
Wait, are you saying that he discriminated against you?
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因为我们应该提出控告
Because we should file a complaint.
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可以是可以
That's okay.
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已经有人来控告了
A complaint's been filed.
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好了
玩完了
So, that's it.
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那是我最后的希望
That was my last hope.
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我要被驱除出境了
I'm going to be deported,
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狼狈地回到家里
Sent home in disgrace,
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被我表亲桑杰冷嘲热讽
Exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.
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或许你们知道他的马甲
Or, as you may know him,
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是AT&T的客服人员戴夫
Dave from at&t customer service.
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我会很想你的
I'm really going to miss you.
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你会来印度探望我吗
Will you come visit me india?
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天
那个
貌似要17小时的飞机吧
Gee, that's, like, a 17-hour flight.
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要不我们在中点相见
How about I meet you halfway?
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中点是在离日本海岸线600英里的地方
Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan.
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干脆这样
我们视频吧
Tell you what, we'll Skype.
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先生们
Gentlemen.
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-嗨
-拉杰
- Hey.
- Raj,
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你得到了拉夫林教授的工作吗
Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin?
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-没有
-我猜也是
- No.
- I assumed as much.
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但别害怕
But never fear.
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就像是无数的动作片里面
Like the subordinate male protagonist
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那些次要男主角
In countless action movies
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在影片放到一半时消失那样
Who disappears half way through the second reel,
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我现在回来拯救世界
I have returned to save the day.
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奇怪了
Odd.
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他通常都是在欢呼声中回归的
Usually, he's met by cheers.
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不论如何
我正想着探索
Anyway, I was thinking about exploring
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超弦理论在
The string theory implications
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暗物质湮灭时所放出的伽玛射线中的含义
Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,
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我突然间发现我能利用
And it occurred to me that I could benefit--
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打扰一下
谢尔顿
Excuse me, Sheldon.
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通常需要浪费多少卷胶片才能让次要的男主角
How many reels before the subordine male protagonist
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说到重点上
Gets to s point?
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不好意思
如果你没有为我的出场欢呼
I'm sorry-- if you didn't cheer at my entrance,
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那你现在提出你的假设也为时已晚了
It's too late to buy into the premise.
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不管怎么说
我从系主任那里
Anyway, I got some extra money
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获得了多余的资金
From the head of the department,
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而拉杰可以来给我打工
And Raj can come work for me.
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你想让我与你共事
You want me to work with you?
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是给我打工
For me.
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你今后在工作的时候
You're going to have to listen
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必须要更仔细的听清我的话
More careful when you're on the job.
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好吧
但是可别搞错了
Ay, uh, please don't take this the wrong way,
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我情愿在乳头上别张纸
But I'd rather swim buck-naked across the Ganges
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赤条条地游过恒河
With a paper cut on my nipple
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抑或是染上病毒痛苦而挣扎着死掉
And die a slow, agonizing death
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也不要和你一起工作
From a viral infection than work with you.
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是为我工作
For me.
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谢尔顿
你在忙吗
Sheldon, are you busy?
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这不废话么
Of course I'm busy.
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那要我等你吗
Shall I wait?
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当然了
Yes, please
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能为你效劳吗
How may I help you?
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我重新考虑了你提出的合作建议
I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you.
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是为我工作
For me
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是是
为你工作
Yes, for you.
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我接受
但有几个条件
I do, however, have a few conditions.
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首先
任何情况下
First, at all times,
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你都得把我看作同事平等对待
I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.
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其次
在所有发表物上
Second, my contributions shall noted
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都应注明我的名字和贡献
In all published material.
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第三
绝不许你在我面前
And third, you are never allowed to lecture me
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挑剔我的印度教或印度文化
On hinduism or my Indian culture.
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真令我感到钦佩
拉杰
I'm impressed, Raj.
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你提得条件中肯而合理
Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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我统统拒绝
I reject them all.
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那我就毫无选择了
Then you leave me no choice.
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只能接受这份工作
I accept the job.
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真抱歉
我想你大概搞错了
I'm sorry, I believe you've misunderstood.
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我才不是请你来工作
I'm not giving you the job.
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我只是给你一个机会来应征
I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it.
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坐下吧
我们先来面试
Have a seat; we'll get started with the interview.
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靠
你开玩笑吗
Wha... You're kidding!
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请坐
Please.
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好吧
all right.
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好吧...
So...
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你就穿这个来面试吗
That's what you wear to an interview?
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行行好吧
哥们
我们可是多年的老友啊
Come on, dude, we've been friends for years.
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哇
开始套近乎了吗
Oh, pulling strings, are we?
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谢尔顿
看在老天爷的份上
别逼我求你
Sheldon, for god's sakes, don't make me beg.
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逗你玩!
Bazinga!
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你是我经典实用笑话
You've fallen victim
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的第N个受害者
To another one of my classic practical jokes.
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我现在可是老板
你敢说我的笑话不好笑?
I'm your boss now. You may want to laugh at that.
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二人世界的感觉真棒
不是吗
Ah, this is nice having the place to ourselves, isn't it?
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唔唔
Uh-huh.
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拉杰正和谢尔顿一起工作
Now that raj is working for sheldon,
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我就不用开车载他了
I don't have to chauffeur him around anymore.
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更重要的是
他们工作到这么晚
plus, yeah, with them working late so much,
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我们就能过二人世界了
We get some privacy.
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嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
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想来点儿刺激的吗
Hey, want to get a little crazy?
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你想怎样
What are you thinking?
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我们在谢尔顿的专座上狠狠干一场
Let's slide over to sheldon's spot and make out.
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你可真是放荡
You are a dirty girl.
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天啊
他怎么知道
Oh, god, how did he know?
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你们好啊
Hello.
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嗨
霍华德
Hi, howard.
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我打扰你们了吗
Am I interrupting?
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是有一点
Little bit, yeah.
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我应该先打个电话来
Guess I should have called.
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说得也是
Yeah, maybe.
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今晚我通常都和拉杰一起
Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing
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去帕拉米诺跳排排舞
With raj at the palomino.
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然后呢
Uh-huh.
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但他现在却要和谢尔顿一起工作
But he's working with sheldon.
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我们知道
Yes, we know.
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要我走吗
Want me to leave?
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也无所谓啦
You know, whatever.
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那好
我就在这消磨一会儿好了
Okay, I guess I can hang for a little while.
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在看什么呢
So what are we watching?
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哇
欲望都市
Sex and the city. Yikes.
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别换台
我喜欢这部电影
Hey, I happen to love this mie.
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好
那就看吧
Fine, let's watch it.
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好像我们的经期同步了哈
Maybe all our periods will synchronize.
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好
我们现在要设计一个实验
All right, we're going to be designing an experiment
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以观察由于宇宙暗物质的碰撞
To look for the annihilation spectrum
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而产生的光谱湮灭现象
Resulting from dark matter collisions in space.
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哇
暗物质耶
Ooh, dark matter.
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那我们最好带个手电筒
We better bring a flashlight.
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开玩笑而已
I was making a joke.
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我才是老板
I'm the boss.
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只有我能开玩笑
I make the jokes.
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抱歉
你来吧
Sorry go ahead and make your joke.
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现在有时间开玩笑吗
This is not the time for joking.
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我们可是正儿八经地在做研究
We're doing serious research,
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需要完全高度集中精神
Which requires complete and utter focus.
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好
那就全力开工吧
All right, let's buckle down and work.
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("虎视眈眈"
电影洛奇主题曲
幸存者乐队演奏)
("eye of the tiger" by survivor playing)
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-谢尔顿
-咋了
-Sheldon. -What?
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有脑残片么
I need an aspirin.
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在头个抽屉里
Top desk drawer.
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-谢了
-好了吗
-Thank you. -Alright?
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-是
-很好
-Yes. -Good.
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真是有趣
That was fun.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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莱纳德亲亲
我们每一次嘿咻完
Leonard, honey, you don't have to say thank you
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你不用都说谢谢
Every time we have sex.
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噢
好
Oh. Okay.
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明天你如果在信箱里看到张卡片
Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail.
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扔了它就是
Just throw it away.
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