高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译2素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕2

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第二集

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　　谢尔顿

　　你错了

　　Sheldon, you're wrong.

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　　金刚狼出生时没有骨爪

　　Wolverine was not born with bone claws.

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　　霍华德

　　Howard,

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　　你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人

　　you know me to be a very smart man.

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　　我要是错了

　　我能不知道吗

　　Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?

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　　-首先...

　　-算了吧

　　- Okay, first of all... - Give it up, dude.

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　　别跟疯子争辩了

　　You're arguing with a crazy person.

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　　我不是疯子

　　I'm not crazy.

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　　我妈妈带我去检测过

　　My mother had me tested.

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　　-伙计们

　　-你来这干嘛

　　- Hey, guys. - What are you doing here?

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　　你说呢

　　今晚是新漫画书之夜啊

　　What do you mean? It's new comic book night.

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　　鉴于你和佩妮终于勾搭上了

　　Yeah, but since you and Penny finally hooked up, we thought

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　　我们以为你们会来个光溜溜之夜呢

　　you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night.

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　　生活并非只有性爱

　　拉杰

　　There's more to life than sex, Raj.

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　　谁认同"莱佩情24小时内熄火"

　　Okay, who had "Leonard flames out with Penny in less than 24 hours"?

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　　我

　　I did.

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　　什么都没熄火

　　Nothing flamed out.

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　　我们没必要夜夜春宵

　　We don't have to have sex every night, you know.

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　　是没必要

　　但强烈推荐啊

　　You don't have to, but it's highly recommended.

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　　在机遇之窗猛然关闭之前

　　Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity

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　　好好利用这段绝佳时期

　　before it slams shut on your little dinky.

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　　这不是机遇的问题

　　It's not a matter of opptunity.

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　　我们要了解对方

　　We're getting to know each other.

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　　有学习的曲折过程

　　There's a learning curve.

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　　有什么可学的

　　What's there to learn?

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　　脱光光

　　互相猥亵对方

　　You get naked, do nasty things to each other,

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　　然后某人做做炒蛋和香肠

　　then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami.

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　　小菜一碟

　　Easy peasy.

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　　或许莱纳德

　　Perhaps what Leonard

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　　间接所指的

　　is oblique referring to

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　　是性功能障碍吧

　　is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction.

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　　谁认同"小莱软趴了"[阳痿]

　　Okay, who had "Leonard gets a floppy disk"?

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　　真聪明

　　虽然这种委婉表达

　　Oh, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism

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　　男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了

　　for insufficient blood flow the male sex organ.

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　　不是那么回事

　　Nothing like that happened, all right?

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　　那次做爱...挺好

　　The sex was... just fine.

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　　挺好

　　Just fine?

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　　《哈利·波特》第4部也"挺好"

　　Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was "just fine."

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　　我没说它很差

　　I'm not saying it was bad.

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　　我只是说...不是非常好

　　I'm just saying it... wasn't great.

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　　你说的"不是非常好"

　　Okay, when you say "it wasn'great,"

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　　是指你们都这么认为吗

　　do you mean for both of you?

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　　我们完全可以认为她觉得不好

　　Because we can totally see it not being great for her.

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　　-对吧

　　-没错

　　- Am I right? - Oh, yeah.

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　　说实话

　　我想我们都有点...

　　To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little...

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　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

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　　沮丧

　　失望

　　Disappointed? Let down?

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　　羞愧

　　恐惧

　　厌恶

　　Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed?

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　　我只觉得跟梦想中的不一样

　　All I know is, it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.

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　　真正做爱跟我梦想中的从来都不一样

　　Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.

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　　那是因为在梦中

　　That's because in your dreams,

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　　你是半人马

　　you're a horse from the waist down.

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　　打扰了

　　《金刚狼前传》

　　Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin.

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　　迷你剧2

　　第22页

　　Miniseries issue two, page 22.

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　　伸缩自如的骨爪

　　Retractable bone claws.

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　　你们要是能少花点时间在性上

　　If you people spent less time thinking about sex

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　　多花点时间在漫画书上

　　and more time concentrating on comic books,

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　　我们就能减少相当多的尴尬时刻了

　　we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.

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　　谢尔顿

　　吃饭啦

　　Sheldon, dinner's here.

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　　唐杜里膳宫?

　　Tandoori Palace?

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　　不

　　我们去了家新餐馆

　　No, we went somewhere new.

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　　你们是在嘲笑我是吗

　　You're good naturedly ribbing me, aren't you?

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　　没有

　　看

　　孟买膳宫

　　No, look, Mumbai Palace.

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　　为什么

　　Why?

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　　为什么要改变

　　Why would we change?

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　　已经有个完美的膳宫了

　　We had a perfectly good palace.

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　　唐杜里膳宫就是我们的御膳房

　　Tandoori Palace is our palace.

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　　相信我

　　这个也挺好

　　Trust me, this will be just fine.

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　　你可是"挺好"的

　　You are the authority

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　　权威代表

　　on "just fine."

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　　那是什么意思

　　What's that supposed to mean?

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　　就是"不差

　　也不好"

　　It's actually "Not bad, but not great".

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　　他们在说什么

　　What are they talking about?

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　　-我不知道

　　-我知道

　　- I don't know. - I know.

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　　我相信你已发现

　　As I'm sure you're aware...

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　　哒哒哒哒哒哒

　　Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.

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　　如果你用的是莫尔斯电码

　　If that's Morse code,

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　　未免太没水平了

　　That's terrible.

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　　言归正传

　　你和莱纳德

　　As I was saying, you and Leonard had

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　　的性爱比较失望

　　a disappointing sexual encounter.

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　　今天傍晚

　　Earlier this evening,

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　　莱纳德将其描述为"挺好"

　　Leonard characterized as "just fine."

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　　所以你看到的只是

　　So what you're seeing here is a continuation

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　　嘲笑的后续篇

　　of the mocking that followed.

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　　行啊

　　Okay, yeah, well,

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　　我去其他地方吃饭吧

　　I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhere.

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　　说不定去一架要撞山的飞机上

　　Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside.

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　　佩妮

　　等等

　　Penny, wait.

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　　你有毛病啊

　　What is wrong with you?

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　　我感觉自己貌似说过分了

　　I sense I may have crossed some sort of line.

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　　-对

　　你...

　　-别告诉他

　　- Yeah, you... - No, don't tell him.

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　　看他能不能弄懂

　　Let's see if he can figure it out.

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　　简直羞死人了

　　Ugh, I am so embarrassed!

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　　别生气嘛

　　Please don't be mad.

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　　你跟他们说了什么

　　What did you tell them?

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　　没什么

　　就说昨晚的事挺好

　　Nothing bad, just that last night was fine.

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　　挺好?

　　你说挺好?

　　Fine? You said it was fine?

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　　这个词很好啊

　　Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.

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　　放在"酒"和"餐"前面

　　You put it in front of "wine" or "dining,"

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　　效果不是很好嘛

　　and you've really got something.

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　　我想问问你

　　Okay, well, let me ask you this:

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　　你觉得昨晚怎么样

　　How was last night for you?

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　　我觉得...还行

　　It was... okay.

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　　还行?

　　Okay?

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　　这个词很好啊

　　Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.

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　　放在"不错"前面

　　I mean, you put it in front of "dokay"

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　　效果也很好啊

　　And you really got something.

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　　算了

　　别小题大做了

　　All right, look, let's not overreact, you know.

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　　很多情侣都需要时间

　　For a lot of couples, it takes time

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　　才能了解彼此的节奏

　　to get to know each other's rhythms.

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　　明白对方的喜好

　　Learn what the other person was and likes.

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　　这么说你以前有过经验?

　　So, you've been through this before?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　行啊

　　Okay-dokay.

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　　我觉得这件事

　　You know, I think this is one of those things where

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　　越讨论只会越糟糕

　　talking about it is not going to make it better.

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　　喝一杯吗

　　Want a glass of wine?

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　　-正合我意

　　-好

　　So much. Okay

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　　我们昨晚就该这样嘛

　　See, we should've done this last night.

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　　喝点小酒

　　刺激刺激

　　You know, have a little wine, take the edge off.

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　　事实上

　　酒精会抑制神经细胞的电传导

　　Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction

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　　并会刺激感受器重新摄取抑制性神经递质

　　in the nerve cells and stimulates reuptake receptors

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　　比如伽马氨基丁酸

　　of inhibitory neurotranmitters like gamma-aminobutyric acid.

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　　闭嘴

　　喝酒就是

　　Don't talk, just drink.

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　　不

　　你搞错了

　　No, you're misunderstanding.

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　　谢夏不是真的女神(犹太人用以称呼非犹太的女人)

　　A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.

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　　我们不用向她们祈祷

　　And we don't pray to them.

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　　我们在她们身上祈祷

　　We prey on them.

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　　管他呢

　　兄弟

　　Whatever, dude.

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　　关键在于

　　莱纳德有他的女人而你没有

　　The point is, Leonard's got one and you don't.

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　　我想到了

　　Is this it

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　　当着莱纳德和佩妮的面

　　It was inappropriate to discuss Leonard and Penny's sex life

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　　谈论他们的性生活是不合适的

　　in front of Leonard and Penny.

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　　太棒了

　　Oh, good!

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　　终于可以吃饭了

　　Now I can eat.

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　　啥东西

　　What's that?

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　　-好像是个蟋蟀

　　-等下

　　Sounds like a cricket. Hang on.

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　　根据每分钟的鸣叫次数

　　Based on the number of chirps per minute

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　　并结合房间的环境温度

　　and the ambient temperature in this room,

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　　这是一只雪树蟋蟀

　　it is a snowy tree cricket.

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　　靠

　　饶了我吧

　　Oh, give me a freakin' break.

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　　你怎么可能知道

　　How could you possibly know that?

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　　1980年

　　埃米尔·道贝尔

　　In 1890, Emile Dolbear

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　　得出结论

　　determined that there was

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　　雪树蟋蟀每分钟的鸣叫次数

　　a fixed relationship between the number

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　　与环境温度之间

　　of chirps per minute of the snowy tree cricket

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　　存在着固定的关系

　　and the ambient temperature.

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　　而在普通平原蟋蟀之中

　　A precise relationship that is not present

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　　则不存在这种确切的关系

　　with ordinary field crickets.

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　　你怎么会知道这房间的确切温度的

　　How do you know what the exact temperature of the room is?

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　　据我与莱纳德室友之间的协定

　　Under the terms of my roommate agreement with Leonard,

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　　自从06年那次"浸汗之夜"以来

　　I've had unilateral control of thermostat

　　154

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　　就由我来专门负责室内的恒温控制

　　ever since the sweaty night of '06.

　　155

　　00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,260

　　好吧

　　关于金刚狼的骨爪问题算你说对了

　　Ok, you were right about wolverine and bone claws,

　　156

　　00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,400

　　但是这次你却错了

　　but you're wrong about the cricket.

　　157

　　00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,700

　　霍华德

　　少给自己丢脸了

　　Howard, don't embarrass yourself.

　　158

　　00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,860

　　科学就像虫鸣一样从不说谎

　　The science chirps for itself.

　　159

　　00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,730

　　幽默的文字游戏而已

　　Humorous word play.

　　160

　　00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,360

　　不

　　你绝对错了

　　No, no, not this time.

　　161

　　00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,600

　　我可是昆虫的专家

　　伙计

　　I know insects, my friend.

　　162

　　00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:06,300

　　我的整个童年时代

　　I spent many

　　163

　　00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,800

　　基本都在用网捕虫

　　childhood years capturing them with nets,

　　164

　　00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,800

　　把它们放在玻璃瓶里

　　用针钉成标本

　　putting them in glass jars, sticking pins through them,

　　165

　　00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,130

　　用瓦楞纸板做成标签

　　mounting them on corrugated cardboard with Dymo labels

　　166

　　00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,700

　　为它们分门别类属和种

　　underneath, identifying the genus and species.

　　167

　　00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,930

　　用的可是拉丁文哦

　　In Latin.

　　168

　　00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:23,130

　　天啊

　　老兄

　　你这辈子都别想得到女神垂青了

　　Oh, dude, you are never getting a shiksa goddess.

　　169

　　00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,330

　　绝对是雪树蟋蟀

　　That is a snowy tree cricket.

　　170

　　00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,960

　　雪树蟋蟀[拉丁语]

　　Oecanthus fultoni.

　　171

　　00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:33,260

　　我早在五年级就通拉丁语了

　　I was done with Latin by fifth grade.

　　172

　　00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:34,830

　　好吧

　　这么着吧

　　Okay, okay, tell you what.

　　173

　　00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,830

　　这绝对是一只普通平原蟋蟀

　　I am willing to bet anything

　　174

　　00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,100

　　要我赌啥都成

　　that's an ordinary field cricket.

　　175

　　00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,160

　　我不能拿你的钱

　　I can't take your money.

　　176

　　00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,860

　　这算啥

　　你临阵退缩吗[原词是英语里的鸡]

　　What's the matter, you chicken?

　　177

　　00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:44,760

　　我总觉得这个用法很荒谬

　　I've always found that an inappropriate slur.

　　178

　　00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,160

　　鸡这种动物天生就

　　Chickens are not by nature,

　　179

　　00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:47,360

　　一点儿也不胆小

　　at all timid.

　　180

　　00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:48,860

　　事实上

　　在我小时候

　　In fact, when I was young,

　　181

　　00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:50,260

　　我邻居家系鸡的绳子松了

　　my neighbor's chiken got loose

　　182

　　00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,230

　　它一直追着我跑到我家门口的大榆树

　　and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.

　　183

　　00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,700

　　鸡不会爬树

　　Chickens can't climb trees.

　　184

　　00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,100

　　谢天谢地

　　Thank God.

　　185

　　00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,500

　　好吧

　　Okay,

　　186

　　00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,530

　　我相信你和鸡有宿怨

　　I believe a chicken made you his bitch.

　　187

　　00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,660

　　但是这件事我可不服

　　But the cricket thing, I don't buy.

　　188

　　00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,830

　　打赌吧

　　Bet me.

　　189

　　00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,260

　　好吧

　　Fair enough.

　　190

　　00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,600

　　赌什么

　　What stakes do you propose?

　　191

　　00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,200

　　就赌我的第四十八期神奇四侠-银影侠现身

　　I would put my Fantastic Four of No. 48 first appearance of Silver Surfer,

　　192

　　00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,530

　　和你的第123期闪电侠

　　against your Flash 123,

　　193

　　00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,330

　　两个世界的闪电侠经典系列

　　the classic Flash of two worlds issue.

　　194

　　00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,460

　　好吧

　　就这么定了

　　All right, you have a wager.

　　195

　　00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:28,100

　　真是太好了

　　Hmm. Great.

　　196

　　00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,600

　　你们怎么确定输赢呢

　　Now how are you going to settle it, hmm?

　　197

　　00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,230

　　只有通过实际观察

　　There is no way to determine the species

　　198

　　00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,060

　　才能确定蟋蟀的种类吧

　　of the criet without examining it.

　　199

　　00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,200

　　我在想今天那个不可怜的人在干嘛

　　I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.

　　200

　　00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,260

　　-再来点

　　-好吧

　　-More wine? -Hit me.

　　201

　　00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,900

　　啥都没有

　　I don't see anything.

　　202

　　00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,330

　　嘘

　　Shh!

　　203

　　00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,800

　　从走廊传来的

　　Hallway.

　　204

　　00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,760

　　一个一个走

　　One at a time.

　　205

　　00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,060

　　这次又是什么

　　What was that?

　　206

　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,960

　　我的肚子在抗议

　　My stomach.

　　207

　　00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000

　　吃不惯印度菜

　　Indian food doesn't agree with me.

　　208

　　00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,400

　　这算是讽刺吗

　　Ironic, isn't it?

　　209

　　00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,960

　　嘘

　　Shh!

　　210

　　00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,700

　　是电梯井

　　Elevator shaft.

　　211

　　00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,030

　　快帮忙打开

　　Help me open it.

　　212

　　00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,260

　　你疯了吗

　　Are you crazy?

　　213

　　00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,560

　　我们不能下到空的电梯井里去

　　We can't go down

　　empty elevator shaft.

　　214

　　00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,500

　　好啊

　　如果你退缩

　　Fine, if you don't want to proceed,

　　215

　　00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,700

　　就要没收你的赌注

　　then you forfeit the bet,

　　216

　　00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,700

　　而你的神奇四侠就归我了

　　and I'll take possession of your Fantastic Four.

　　217

　　00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,060

　　那就打开她吧

　　Let's open her up.

　　218

　　00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,060

　　这么轻易被我操控

　　你不烦恼吗

　　Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?

　　219

　　00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,560

　　别逼我

　　谢尔顿

　　Don't push me, Sheldon.

　　220

　　00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:17,200

　　我是很矮

　　但我13岁时可学过功夫

　　I may be small, but I took kung fu when I was 13,

　　221

　　00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,730

　　现在还没生疏呢

　　and I remember a good deal of it.

　　222

　　00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,930

　　是吗

　　Oh, really?

　　223

　　00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,660

　　我有一个哥哥

　　Well, I grew up with an older brother

　　224

　　00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,530

　　还有一对非常好争论的双胞胎姐姐

　　and a very contentious twin sister.

　　225

　　00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,260

　　所以我确信在任何物理对抗中我都占上风

　　And I believe I could easily best you

　　226

　　00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,860

　　并足以揍得你找不到北

　　in any physical confrontation-- be it noogies, swirlies

　　227

　　00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,330

　　记得那句经典名言吗

　　"你怎么自己打自己啊"

　　or the classic "Why are you hitting yourself?"

　　228

　　00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,660

　　被鸡追得逃到树上的人还真敢吹啊

　　Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

　　229

　　00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,560

　　我们现在喝的什么呀

　　What are we drinking now?

　　230

　　00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,600

　　薄荷杜松子酒

　　Peppermint schnapps.

　　231

　　00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:54,730

　　你买薄荷杜松子酒干嘛呀

　　Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?

　　232

　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,730

　　因为我喜欢薄荷

　　Because I like peppermint,

　　233

　　00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,760

　　而且杜松子酒念起来很爽

　　and it's fun to say schnapps.

　　234

　　00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,600

　　-喂

　　莱纳德

　　-什么

　　- Hey, Leonard? - What?

　　235

　　00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,100

　　杜松子酒

　　Schnapps.

　　236

　　00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,130

　　杜松子酒

　　Schnapps.

　　237

　　00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,200

　　你对极了

　　真好玩

　　You're right, that is fun.

　　238

　　00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,200

　　小心啊

　　Be careful.

　　239

　　00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,200

　　假若我不小心

　　If I were not being careful,

　　240

　　00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,030

　　我不会因为你告诉我小心就小心

　　your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.

　　241

　　00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,030

　　楼梯里

　　Stairwell.

　　242

　　00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,030

　　哦哦

　　手电灭了

　　Uh-oh, flashlight went out.

　　243

　　00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,530

　　我需要电池

　　I need some batteries.

　　244

　　00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,600

　　伙计们?

　　Fellas?

　　245

　　00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,560

　　喂?

　　Hello?

　　246

　　00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,460

　　这儿好黑呀

　　It's really dark down here.

　　247

　　00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,600

　　唉

　　宝贝

　　Oh, sweetie.

　　248

　　00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,630

　　你真是不会喝酒啊

　　You really can't hold your liquor, can you?

　　249

　　00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,330

　　我没事

　　I'm okay.

　　250

　　00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,660

　　来点儿漱口水

　　Just a little mouthwash,

　　251

　　00:11:56,730 --> 00:12:00,300

　　然后你就等着乐个够吧

　　and then I'm gonna rock your world.

　　252

　　00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,330

　　你没事吧

　　Are you okay?

　　253

　　00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,230

　　哎呀

　　托比

　　你上辈子造了什么孽

　　Ugh, Toby, what did you do in a past life

　　254

　　00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,130

　　现在活得这么恶心

　　to be so disgusting now?

　　255

　　00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,400

　　他不叫托比

　　His name isn't Toby.

　　256

　　00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,700

　　蟋蟀怎么能叫托比呢

　　Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.

　　257

　　00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,800

　　那你会叫他什么

　　What would you name him?

　　258

　　00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,460

　　适合蟋蟀的名字

　　An appropriate cricket name.

　　259

　　00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,830

　　比如说

　　吉姆尼

　　For example, Jiminy.

　　260

　　00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,130

　　好好

　　All right,

　　261

　　00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,600

　　谢尔顿

　　来吧

　　Sheldon, here we go.

　　262

　　00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:35,130

　　北美昆虫野外指南

　　Kleingast's Field Guide to North American Insects.

　　263

　　00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,830

　　嘿

　　托比

　　Hey Toby.

　　264

　　00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,360

　　就在这儿

　　Right here.

　　265

　　00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,400

　　看见了?

　　See it?

　　266

　　00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,430

　　普通田野蟋蟀

　　The common field cricket,

　　267

　　00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,600

　　学名Gryllus assimilis

　　AK Gryllus assimilis,

　　268

　　00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,130

　　拉丁文就是"气死你

　　你输了"的意思

　　which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."

　　269

　　00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,200

　　等等

　　Hang on.

　　270

　　00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,830

　　看看

　　Voilà.

　　271

　　00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,430

　　雪白树蟋

　　The snowy tree cricket.

　　272

　　00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,430

　　学名Oecanthus fultoni

　　AKA Oecanthus fultoni,

　　273

　　00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,660

　　拉丁文就是"我气不死"

　　which is Latin for I'll suck nothing.

　　274

　　00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,930

　　当然是玩笑

　　Of course I'm joking

　　275

　　00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,660

　　因为那个的拉丁文是nihil exsorbibo

　　because the Latin for that is nihil exsorbibo.

　　276

　　00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,160

　　这根本不是托比

　　That is not Toby,

　　277

　　00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,260

　　就是托比

　　this is Toby.

　　278

　　00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,000

　　拉杰

　　你怎么看

　　Raj, what do you think?

　　279

　　00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,860

　　我早已经不关心了

　　Oh, I really don't care anymore.

　　280

　　00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,960

　　天啊

　　我昨晚上惨透了

　　God, I had the most horrible night.

　　281

　　00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:15,330

　　显然是与谢萨女神的又一次失败肉体接触

　　Obviously another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.

　　282

　　00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,100

　　是谢夏

　　谢夏

　　Shiksa. Shik-sa.

　　283

　　00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,260

　　对不起

　　Forgive me.

　　284

　　00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:22,260

　　德州东部的人都不说犹太语

　　Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas.

　　285

　　00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:25,600

　　即使说

　　也没说几年

　　And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.

　　286

　　00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,760

　　好好

　　随你怎么说

　　Yeah, fine, whatever.

　　287

　　00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,800

　　事实是

　　你又错了

　　The point is, you're wrong again.

　　288

　　00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,260

　　咱们还没说清上次我什么时候错呢

　　好了

　　We haven't established that I'm wrong once. All right.

　　289

　　00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,500

　　这么办吧

　　咱们下楼

　　Tell you what. Let's go down

　　290

　　00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,000

　　去昆虫系

　　to the Entomology Department

　　291

　　00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,330

　　让克莱利教授告诉我们

　　and let Professor Crawley tell us

　　292

　　00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,230

　　托比究竟是哪种蟋蟀

　　what kind of cricket Toby is.

　　293

　　00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,500

　　他是雪树蟋蟀

　　He's a snowy tree cricket,

　　294

　　00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,200

　　而且他叫吉姆尼

　　and his name is Jiminy.

　　295

　　00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,460

　　我打赌要是在这屋里扔块石头

　　I bet I could throw a rock in this room

　　296

　　00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,030

　　也能打中三个更好的朋友

　　and come up with three better friends.

　　297

　　00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,990

　　我的天啊

　　Holy crap.

　　298

　　00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,930

　　这块儿简直就像《沉默的羔羊》

　　It's like Silence of the Lambs down here.

　　299

　　00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,700

　　不要那样

　　Don't do that.

　　300

　　00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,700

　　你简直像个女生

　　You're such a girl.

　　301

　　00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,800

　　不过是虫子

　　The're just bugs.

　　302

　　00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,230

　　哼

　　我不喜欢虫子

　　怎么啦

　　Yeah, well, I don't like bugs, okay?

　　303

　　00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,360

　　它们让我害怕

　　They freak me out.

　　304

　　00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,730

　　有趣

　　Interesting

　　305

　　00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,100

　　你既怕虫子又怕女人

　　You're afraid of insects and women.

　　306

　　00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,630

　　瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了

　　Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

　　307

　　00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,060

　　这是笑话

　　It was a joke.

　　308

　　00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,730

　　我编来让你放松的

　　I made it to lessen your discomfort.

　　309

　　00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,300

　　不用客气

　　You're welcome.

　　310

　　00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,900

　　别敲门

　　Don't knock.

　　311

　　00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,160

　　尽管进来吧

　　Just walk in.

　　312

　　00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,860

　　对一位世界领先地位的

　　Why be polite to the world's leading expert

　　313

　　00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,900

　　屎克螂专家客气什么啊

　　on the dung beetle?

　　314

　　00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,560

　　对不起

　　Excuse me,

　　315

　　00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:48,300

　　你是克莱利教授吗

　　are you Professor Crawley?

　　316

　　00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,400

　　谁想知道

　　Who wants to know?

　　317

　　00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,900

　　我是物理系的库珀博士

　　I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.

　　318

　　00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,560

　　等不及了

　　是不?

　　Couldn't wait, huh?

　　319

　　00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,630

　　什么

　　I'm sorry?

　　320

　　00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,100

　　我还没装完东西

　　I haven't even packed yet,

　　321

　　00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,160

　　你就已经来量我的实验室了

　　and you're already measuring my lab

　　322

　　00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:04,460

　　准备装你们那些无神论的激光机器

　　for one of your godless laser machines.

　　323

　　00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,530

　　不是

　　你不明白

　　No, you don't understand.

　　324

　　00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,130

　　我们只想问你个问题

　　We just want to ask you a question.

　　325

　　00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,130

　　让我先问你

　　Let me ask you one first.

　　326

　　00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,160

　　一位世界知名的昆虫学家

　　What's a world renowned entomologist

　　327

　　00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,830

　　有博士学位

　　with a doctorate

　　328

　　00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,400

　　有二十年的经验

　　当学校裁掉

　　and 20 years of experience to do with his life

　　329

　　00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,900

　　他实验室的经费之后他该干什么

　　when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?

　　330

　　00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,930

　　向别人吐嘈

　　Ask rhetorical questions

　　331

　　00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,600

　　让人家不舒服

　　that make people uncomfortable?

　　332

　　00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,300

　　你又是怎么回事

　　What's your deal?

　　333

　　00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,000

　　他们是不是打算把我的职位外包到班加罗尔

　　Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?

　　334

　　00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,030

　　我是新德里来的

　　I'm from New Delhi.

　　335

　　00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,030

　　也许你该去问别的昆虫学家

　　Maybe you should find another entomologist.

　　336

　　00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,800

　　不行不行

　　咱们来了就得弄清楚

　　No, no. We're here. Let's settle this.

　　337

　　00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,630

　　教授

　　你能辨认出我们的蟋蟀吗

　　Professor, can you identify our cricket?

　　338

　　00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,060

　　我当然能

　　Of course I can.

　　339

　　00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:49,730

　　我能认出全世界所有的昆虫和节肢动物

　　I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.

　　340

　　00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,200

　　但我也一样得去

　　Not that that's