生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕2
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生活大爆炸
第三季第二集
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谢尔顿
你错了
Sheldon, you're wrong.
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金刚狼出生时没有骨爪
Wolverine was not born with bone claws.
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霍华德
Howard,
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你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人
you know me to be a very smart man.
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我要是错了
我能不知道吗
Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?
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-首先...
-算了吧
- Okay, first of all... - Give it up, dude.
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别跟疯子争辩了
You're arguing with a crazy person.
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我不是疯子
I'm not crazy.
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我妈妈带我去检测过
My mother had me tested.
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-伙计们
-你来这干嘛
- Hey, guys. - What are you doing here?
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你说呢
今晚是新漫画书之夜啊
What do you mean? It's new comic book night.
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鉴于你和佩妮终于勾搭上了
Yeah, but since you and Penny finally hooked up, we thought
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我们以为你们会来个光溜溜之夜呢
you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night.
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生活并非只有性爱
拉杰
There's more to life than sex, Raj.
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谁认同"莱佩情24小时内熄火"
Okay, who had "Leonard flames out with Penny in less than 24 hours"?
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我
I did.
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什么都没熄火
Nothing flamed out.
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我们没必要夜夜春宵
We don't have to have sex every night, you know.
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是没必要
但强烈推荐啊
You don't have to, but it's highly recommended.
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在机遇之窗猛然关闭之前
Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity
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好好利用这段绝佳时期
before it slams shut on your little dinky.
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这不是机遇的问题
It's not a matter of opptunity.
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我们要了解对方
We're getting to know each other.
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有学习的曲折过程
There's a learning curve.
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有什么可学的
What's there to learn?
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脱光光
互相猥亵对方
You get naked, do nasty things to each other,
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然后某人做做炒蛋和香肠
then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami.
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小菜一碟
Easy peasy.
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或许莱纳德
Perhaps what Leonard
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间接所指的
is oblique referring to
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是性功能障碍吧
is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction.
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谁认同"小莱软趴了"[阳痿]
Okay, who had "Leonard gets a floppy disk"?
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真聪明
虽然这种委婉表达
Oh, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism
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男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了
for insufficient blood flow the male sex organ.
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不是那么回事
Nothing like that happened, all right?
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那次做爱...挺好
The sex was... just fine.
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挺好
Just fine?
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《哈利·波特》第4部也"挺好"
Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was "just fine."
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我没说它很差
I'm not saying it was bad.
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我只是说...不是非常好
I'm just saying it... wasn't great.
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你说的"不是非常好"
Okay, when you say "it wasn'great,"
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是指你们都这么认为吗
do you mean for both of you?
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我们完全可以认为她觉得不好
Because we can totally see it not being great for her.
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-对吧
-没错
- Am I right? - Oh, yeah.
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说实话
我想我们都有点...
To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little...
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我不知道
I don't know.
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沮丧
失望
Disappointed? Let down?
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羞愧
恐惧
厌恶
Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed?
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我只觉得跟梦想中的不一样
All I know is, it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.
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真正做爱跟我梦想中的从来都不一样
Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.
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那是因为在梦中
That's because in your dreams,
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你是半人马
you're a horse from the waist down.
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打扰了
《金刚狼前传》
Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin.
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迷你剧2
第22页
Miniseries issue two, page 22.
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伸缩自如的骨爪
Retractable bone claws.
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你们要是能少花点时间在性上
If you people spent less time thinking about sex
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多花点时间在漫画书上
and more time concentrating on comic books,
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我们就能减少相当多的尴尬时刻了
we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.
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谢尔顿
吃饭啦
Sheldon, dinner's here.
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唐杜里膳宫?
Tandoori Palace?
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不
我们去了家新餐馆
No, we went somewhere new.
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你们是在嘲笑我是吗
You're good naturedly ribbing me, aren't you?
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没有
看
孟买膳宫
No, look, Mumbai Palace.
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为什么
Why?
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为什么要改变
Why would we change?
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已经有个完美的膳宫了
We had a perfectly good palace.
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唐杜里膳宫就是我们的御膳房
Tandoori Palace is our palace.
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相信我
这个也挺好
Trust me, this will be just fine.
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你可是"挺好"的
You are the authority
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权威代表
on "just fine."
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那是什么意思
What's that supposed to mean?
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就是"不差
也不好"
It's actually "Not bad, but not great".
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他们在说什么
What are they talking about?
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-我不知道
-我知道
- I don't know. - I know.
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我相信你已发现
As I'm sure you're aware...
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哒哒哒哒哒哒
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
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如果你用的是莫尔斯电码
If that's Morse code,
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未免太没水平了
That's terrible.
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言归正传
你和莱纳德
As I was saying, you and Leonard had
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的性爱比较失望
a disappointing sexual encounter.
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今天傍晚
Earlier this evening,
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莱纳德将其描述为"挺好"
Leonard characterized as "just fine."
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所以你看到的只是
So what you're seeing here is a continuation
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嘲笑的后续篇
of the mocking that followed.
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行啊
Okay, yeah, well,
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我去其他地方吃饭吧
I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhere.
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说不定去一架要撞山的飞机上
Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside.
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佩妮
等等
Penny, wait.
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你有毛病啊
What is wrong with you?
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我感觉自己貌似说过分了
I sense I may have crossed some sort of line.
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-对
你...
-别告诉他
- Yeah, you... - No, don't tell him.
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看他能不能弄懂
Let's see if he can figure it out.
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简直羞死人了
Ugh, I am so embarrassed!
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别生气嘛
Please don't be mad.
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你跟他们说了什么
What did you tell them?
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没什么
就说昨晚的事挺好
Nothing bad, just that last night was fine.
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挺好?
你说挺好?
Fine? You said it was fine?
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这个词很好啊
Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.
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放在"酒"和"餐"前面
You put it in front of "wine" or "dining,"
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效果不是很好嘛
and you've really got something.
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我想问问你
Okay, well, let me ask you this:
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你觉得昨晚怎么样
How was last night for you?
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我觉得...还行
It was... okay.
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还行?
Okay?
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这个词很好啊
Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.
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放在"不错"前面
I mean, you put it in front of "dokay"
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效果也很好啊
And you really got something.
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算了
别小题大做了
All right, look, let's not overreact, you know.
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很多情侣都需要时间
For a lot of couples, it takes time
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才能了解彼此的节奏
to get to know each other's rhythms.
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明白对方的喜好
Learn what the other person was and likes.
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这么说你以前有过经验?
So, you've been through this before?
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没有
No.
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行啊
Okay-dokay.
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我觉得这件事
You know, I think this is one of those things where
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越讨论只会越糟糕
talking about it is not going to make it better.
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喝一杯吗
Want a glass of wine?
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-正合我意
-好
So much. Okay
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我们昨晚就该这样嘛
See, we should've done this last night.
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喝点小酒
刺激刺激
You know, have a little wine, take the edge off.
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事实上
酒精会抑制神经细胞的电传导
Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction
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并会刺激感受器重新摄取抑制性神经递质
in the nerve cells and stimulates reuptake receptors
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比如伽马氨基丁酸
of inhibitory neurotranmitters like gamma-aminobutyric acid.
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闭嘴
喝酒就是
Don't talk, just drink.
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不
你搞错了
No, you're misunderstanding.
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谢夏不是真的女神(犹太人用以称呼非犹太的女人)
A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.
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我们不用向她们祈祷
And we don't pray to them.
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我们在她们身上祈祷
We prey on them.
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管他呢
兄弟
Whatever, dude.
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关键在于
莱纳德有他的女人而你没有
The point is, Leonard's got one and you don't.
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我想到了
Is this it
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当着莱纳德和佩妮的面
It was inappropriate to discuss Leonard and Penny's sex life
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谈论他们的性生活是不合适的
in front of Leonard and Penny.
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太棒了
Oh, good!
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终于可以吃饭了
Now I can eat.
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啥东西
What's that?
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-好像是个蟋蟀
-等下
Sounds like a cricket. Hang on.
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根据每分钟的鸣叫次数
Based on the number of chirps per minute
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并结合房间的环境温度
and the ambient temperature in this room,
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这是一只雪树蟋蟀
it is a snowy tree cricket.
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靠
饶了我吧
Oh, give me a freakin' break.
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你怎么可能知道
How could you possibly know that?
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1980年
埃米尔·道贝尔
In 1890, Emile Dolbear
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得出结论
determined that there was
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雪树蟋蟀每分钟的鸣叫次数
a fixed relationship between the number
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与环境温度之间
of chirps per minute of the snowy tree cricket
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存在着固定的关系
and the ambient temperature.
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而在普通平原蟋蟀之中
A precise relationship that is not present
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则不存在这种确切的关系
with ordinary field crickets.
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你怎么会知道这房间的确切温度的
How do you know what the exact temperature of the room is?
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据我与莱纳德室友之间的协定
Under the terms of my roommate agreement with Leonard,
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自从06年那次"浸汗之夜"以来
I've had unilateral control of thermostat
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就由我来专门负责室内的恒温控制
ever since the sweaty night of '06.
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好吧
关于金刚狼的骨爪问题算你说对了
Ok, you were right about wolverine and bone claws,
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但是这次你却错了
but you're wrong about the cricket.
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霍华德
少给自己丢脸了
Howard, don't embarrass yourself.
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科学就像虫鸣一样从不说谎
The science chirps for itself.
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幽默的文字游戏而已
Humorous word play.
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不
你绝对错了
No, no, not this time.
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我可是昆虫的专家
伙计
I know insects, my friend.
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我的整个童年时代
I spent many
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基本都在用网捕虫
childhood years capturing them with nets,
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把它们放在玻璃瓶里
用针钉成标本
putting them in glass jars, sticking pins through them,
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用瓦楞纸板做成标签
mounting them on corrugated cardboard with Dymo labels
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为它们分门别类属和种
underneath, identifying the genus and species.
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用的可是拉丁文哦
In Latin.
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天啊
老兄
你这辈子都别想得到女神垂青了
Oh, dude, you are never getting a shiksa goddess.
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绝对是雪树蟋蟀
That is a snowy tree cricket.
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雪树蟋蟀[拉丁语]
Oecanthus fultoni.
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我早在五年级就通拉丁语了
I was done with Latin by fifth grade.
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好吧
这么着吧
Okay, okay, tell you what.
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这绝对是一只普通平原蟋蟀
I am willing to bet anything
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要我赌啥都成
that's an ordinary field cricket.
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我不能拿你的钱
I can't take your money.
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这算啥
你临阵退缩吗[原词是英语里的鸡]
What's the matter, you chicken?
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我总觉得这个用法很荒谬
I've always found that an inappropriate slur.
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鸡这种动物天生就
Chickens are not by nature,
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一点儿也不胆小
at all timid.
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事实上
在我小时候
In fact, when I was young,
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我邻居家系鸡的绳子松了
my neighbor's chiken got loose
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它一直追着我跑到我家门口的大榆树
and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
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鸡不会爬树
Chickens can't climb trees.
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谢天谢地
Thank God.
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好吧
Okay,
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我相信你和鸡有宿怨
I believe a chicken made you his bitch.
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但是这件事我可不服
But the cricket thing, I don't buy.
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打赌吧
Bet me.
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好吧
Fair enough.
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赌什么
What stakes do you propose?
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就赌我的第四十八期神奇四侠-银影侠现身
I would put my Fantastic Four of No. 48 first appearance of Silver Surfer,
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和你的第123期闪电侠
against your Flash 123,
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两个世界的闪电侠经典系列
the classic Flash of two worlds issue.
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好吧
就这么定了
All right, you have a wager.
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真是太好了
Hmm. Great.
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你们怎么确定输赢呢
Now how are you going to settle it, hmm?
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只有通过实际观察
There is no way to determine the species
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才能确定蟋蟀的种类吧
of the criet without examining it.
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我在想今天那个不可怜的人在干嘛
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
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-再来点
-好吧
-More wine? -Hit me.
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啥都没有
I don't see anything.
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嘘
Shh!
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从走廊传来的
Hallway.
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一个一个走
One at a time.
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这次又是什么
What was that?
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我的肚子在抗议
My stomach.
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吃不惯印度菜
Indian food doesn't agree with me.
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这算是讽刺吗
Ironic, isn't it?
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嘘
Shh!
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是电梯井
Elevator shaft.
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快帮忙打开
Help me open it.
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你疯了吗
Are you crazy?
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我们不能下到空的电梯井里去
We can't go down
empty elevator shaft.
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好啊
如果你退缩
Fine, if you don't want to proceed,
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就要没收你的赌注
then you forfeit the bet,
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而你的神奇四侠就归我了
and I'll take possession of your Fantastic Four.
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那就打开她吧
Let's open her up.
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这么轻易被我操控
你不烦恼吗
Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?
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别逼我
谢尔顿
Don't push me, Sheldon.
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我是很矮
但我13岁时可学过功夫
I may be small, but I took kung fu when I was 13,
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现在还没生疏呢
and I remember a good deal of it.
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是吗
Oh, really?
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我有一个哥哥
Well, I grew up with an older brother
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还有一对非常好争论的双胞胎姐姐
and a very contentious twin sister.
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所以我确信在任何物理对抗中我都占上风
And I believe I could easily best you
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并足以揍得你找不到北
in any physical confrontation-- be it noogies, swirlies
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记得那句经典名言吗
"你怎么自己打自己啊"
or the classic "Why are you hitting yourself?"
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被鸡追得逃到树上的人还真敢吹啊
Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
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我们现在喝的什么呀
What are we drinking now?
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薄荷杜松子酒
Peppermint schnapps.
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你买薄荷杜松子酒干嘛呀
Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
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因为我喜欢薄荷
Because I like peppermint,
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而且杜松子酒念起来很爽
and it's fun to say schnapps.
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-喂
莱纳德
-什么
- Hey, Leonard? - What?
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杜松子酒
Schnapps.
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杜松子酒
Schnapps.
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你对极了
真好玩
You're right, that is fun.
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小心啊
Be careful.
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假若我不小心
If I were not being careful,
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我不会因为你告诉我小心就小心
your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.
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楼梯里
Stairwell.
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哦哦
手电灭了
Uh-oh, flashlight went out.
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我需要电池
I need some batteries.
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伙计们?
Fellas?
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喂?
Hello?
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这儿好黑呀
It's really dark down here.
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唉
宝贝
Oh, sweetie.
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你真是不会喝酒啊
You really can't hold your liquor, can you?
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我没事
I'm okay.
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来点儿漱口水
Just a little mouthwash,
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然后你就等着乐个够吧
and then I'm gonna rock your world.
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你没事吧
Are you okay?
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哎呀
托比
你上辈子造了什么孽
Ugh, Toby, what did you do in a past life
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现在活得这么恶心
to be so disgusting now?
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他不叫托比
His name isn't Toby.
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蟋蟀怎么能叫托比呢
Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.
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那你会叫他什么
What would you name him?
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适合蟋蟀的名字
An appropriate cricket name.
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比如说
吉姆尼
For example, Jiminy.
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好好
All right,
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谢尔顿
来吧
Sheldon, here we go.
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北美昆虫野外指南
Kleingast's Field Guide to North American Insects.
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嘿
托比
Hey Toby.
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就在这儿
Right here.
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看见了?
See it?
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普通田野蟋蟀
The common field cricket,
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学名Gryllus assimilis
AK Gryllus assimilis,
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拉丁文就是"气死你
你输了"的意思
which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."
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等等
Hang on.
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看看
Voilà.
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雪白树蟋
The snowy tree cricket.
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学名Oecanthus fultoni
AKA Oecanthus fultoni,
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拉丁文就是"我气不死"
which is Latin for I'll suck nothing.
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当然是玩笑
Of course I'm joking
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因为那个的拉丁文是nihil exsorbibo
because the Latin for that is nihil exsorbibo.
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这根本不是托比
That is not Toby,
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就是托比
this is Toby.
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拉杰
你怎么看
Raj, what do you think?
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我早已经不关心了
Oh, I really don't care anymore.
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天啊
我昨晚上惨透了
God, I had the most horrible night.
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显然是与谢萨女神的又一次失败肉体接触
Obviously another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.
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是谢夏
谢夏
Shiksa. Shik-sa.
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对不起
Forgive me.
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德州东部的人都不说犹太语
Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas.
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即使说
也没说几年
And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.
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好好
随你怎么说
Yeah, fine, whatever.
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事实是
你又错了
The point is, you're wrong again.
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咱们还没说清上次我什么时候错呢
好了
We haven't established that I'm wrong once. All right.
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这么办吧
咱们下楼
Tell you what. Let's go down
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去昆虫系
to the Entomology Department
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让克莱利教授告诉我们
and let Professor Crawley tell us
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托比究竟是哪种蟋蟀
what kind of cricket Toby is.
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他是雪树蟋蟀
He's a snowy tree cricket,
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而且他叫吉姆尼
and his name is Jiminy.
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我打赌要是在这屋里扔块石头
I bet I could throw a rock in this room
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也能打中三个更好的朋友
and come up with three better friends.
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我的天啊
Holy crap.
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这块儿简直就像《沉默的羔羊》
It's like Silence of the Lambs down here.
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不要那样
Don't do that.
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你简直像个女生
You're such a girl.
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不过是虫子
The're just bugs.
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哼
我不喜欢虫子
怎么啦
Yeah, well, I don't like bugs, okay?
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它们让我害怕
They freak me out.
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有趣
Interesting
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你既怕虫子又怕女人
You're afraid of insects and women.
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瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了
Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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这是笑话
It was a joke.
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我编来让你放松的
I made it to lessen your discomfort.
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不用客气
You're welcome.
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别敲门
Don't knock.
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尽管进来吧
Just walk in.
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对一位世界领先地位的
Why be polite to the world's leading expert
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屎克螂专家客气什么啊
on the dung beetle?
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对不起
Excuse me,
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你是克莱利教授吗
are you Professor Crawley?
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谁想知道
Who wants to know?
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00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,900
我是物理系的库珀博士
I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.
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等不及了
是不?
Couldn't wait, huh?
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什么
I'm sorry?
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我还没装完东西
I haven't even packed yet,
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你就已经来量我的实验室了
and you're already measuring my lab
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准备装你们那些无神论的激光机器
for one of your godless laser machines.
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不是
你不明白
No, you don't understand.
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00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,130
我们只想问你个问题
We just want to ask you a question.
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让我先问你
Let me ask you one first.
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一位世界知名的昆虫学家
What's a world renowned entomologist
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有博士学位
with a doctorate
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有二十年的经验
当学校裁掉
and 20 years of experience to do with his life
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00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,900
他实验室的经费之后他该干什么
when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?
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00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,930
向别人吐嘈
Ask rhetorical questions
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让人家不舒服
that make people uncomfortable?
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你又是怎么回事
What's your deal?
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00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,000
他们是不是打算把我的职位外包到班加罗尔
Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?
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00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,030
我是新德里来的
I'm from New Delhi.
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00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,030
也许你该去问别的昆虫学家
Maybe you should find another entomologist.
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不行不行
咱们来了就得弄清楚
No, no. We're here. Let's settle this.
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教授
你能辨认出我们的蟋蟀吗
Professor, can you identify our cricket?
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我当然能
Of course I can.
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我能认出全世界所有的昆虫和节肢动物
I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.
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但我也一样得去
Not that that's