生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕1
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《生活大爆炸》前情回顾
Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
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我和莱纳德
沃罗威茨
库萨帕里
I am going to the Arctic Circle
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要去北极圈
with Leonard, Walowitz, and Koothrappali.
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-去三个月
-没错
- For three months?
- Yes.
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你说会想我是什么意思
What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?
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意思是我不想你走
It means I wish you weren't going.
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[三个月后]
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谢天谢地
到家了
Oh, thank God we're home.
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难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月
I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.
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简直就是个噩梦
It was like a snowy nightmare
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梦里漫天飞雪
而又无法醒来
from which there was no awakening.
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我不知道你们对北极考察的感想
I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on,
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我只觉得意犹未尽
but I thought it was a hoot and a half.
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你好
妈妈
Oh, hi, Mom.
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不
我说了
到家了再打电话给你
No, I told you I'd call you when I got home.
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我还没到家呢
I'm not home yet.
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行了
到家了
All right, I'm home.
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北极考察非常成功
The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success.
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说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖
I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.
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其实
不应该这样说
Actually, I shouldn't say that.
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我完全确定能得
I'm entirely certain.
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不
妈妈
我感觉不到
No, Mother, I could not feel
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你的教会小组为我祈祷平安
your church group praying for my safty.
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就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效
The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked.
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这个逻辑完全是个谬误
The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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不
我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴
No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.
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我去告诉佩妮我们回来了
I'm gonna go let Penny know we're back.
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妈妈
我得挂了
Mother, I have to go.
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爱你
拜
Yeah, love you. Bye.
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好啊
老朋友
Hello, old friend.
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爹爹回来了
Daddy's home.
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莱纳德
你回来啦
Leonard, you're back.
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对
我过来跟你说...
Yeah. I just stopped by to say-- hmph!
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-嗨
-嗨
- Yeah. So, hi.
- Hi.
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妈的
早知道我先来说我们回来了
Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.
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就是
先到先得嘛
Yeah, it was first-come, first-serve.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第一集
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先跟你们俩声明
I just want you both to know,
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等我发表我的发现时
When I publish my findings,
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我不会忘记你们的付出的
I won't forget your contributions.
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-太好了
-谢谢
- Great.
- Thanks.
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但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们
Of course, I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech,
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不过写传记时
but when I get around to writing my memoirs,
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我会在注脚上提到你们
you can expect a very effusive footnote
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或者给你们一本我签名的传记
and perhaps a signed copy.
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我们得告诉他
We have to tell him.
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告诉我什么
Tell me what?
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该死的瓦肯听力[星际迷航]
Damn his Vulcan hearing.
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你们打算给我办派对
是吧
You fellows are planning a party for me, aren't you?
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谢尔顿
坐
Okay, Sheldon, sit down.
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如果要搞主题派对的话
先告诉你们
If there's going to be a theme I should let you know
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我不喜欢夏威夷式
罗马式和"海底式"
that I don't care for luau, toga or "under the sea."
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我们会记在心里
Yeah, we'll keep that in mind. Look...
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我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事
We need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.
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如果是说没有暖气那晚的事
If this is about the night the heat went out,
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没什么好害臊的
there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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不是那件事
It's not about that.
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我们说好不再提这个
And we agreed never speak of it again.
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不就是一起裸睡嘛
So we slept together naked.
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这只是以防体温骤降而已
It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.
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他还真说上了
He's speaking about it.
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对我觉得
这可以促进我们的感情
For me, it was a bonding moment.
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谢尔顿
你还记得开始几周
Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks
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我们在探测磁单极子
We were looking for magnetic monopoles
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结果一无所获
And not finding anything and you were acting
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你变成面目可憎的大JJ霸主吗
like an obnoxious, giant dictator?
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我以为要婉转点跟他说呢
thought we were going to be gentle with him.
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所以我才加了霸主
That's why I added the "tator."
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接着终于测出一些可用数据时
And then when we finally got our first positive data,
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你多高兴啊
you were so happy.
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是啊
Oh, yes.
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用表情字符表达就是：D[笑脸]
In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital "D."
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其实
你的仪器侦测的数据
Well, in actuality, what your equipment detected
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不是范式转变单极子的证据
wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles
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那是...
as it was...
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电动开罐刀具的静电
static from the electric can opener
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我们在不停开关
we were turning on and off.
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他的表情一下变成了：O[惊讶]
He just went colon, capital "O."
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你们篡改了我的实验
You tampered with my experiment?
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我们别无选择
We had to.
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只有这样
It was the only way to keep you
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你才不会变成狄更斯专家（混蛋JJ）
from being such a huge Dickensian.
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懂吗
我加了专家
You see that? I add the "ensian."
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莱纳德知道吗
Did Leonard know abouthis?
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他是我最好的朋友
Leonard's my best friend in the world.
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他肯定不知道
Surely Leonard didn't know.
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其实
这是他的主意
Actually, it was his idea.
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当然是莱纳德
试验计划是他制定的
Of course it was. The whole plan weeks of Leonard.
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-我好想你
-我也好想你
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you, too
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你不在
我都没想其他人
I couldn't even think of anyone else while you were gone.
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我也是
Me, neither.
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除了没有暖气那晚
Except for one night when the heat went out.
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说来话长
别问了
Long story. It's... Don't ask.
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莱纳德
Leonard.
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别出声
Do not make a sound.
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你在低声说"别出声"
Whispering, "Do not make a sound..."
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就出声了
...is a sound.
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该死的瓦肯听力
Damn his Vulcan hearing.
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现在没空
谢尔顿
Not a good time, Sheldon.
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佩妮
Penny.
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佩妮
佩妮
Penny. Penny.
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啊
真是要命
Oh, this is ridicules.
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干嘛
What?
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你好
佩妮
Hello, Penny
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我明白你现在正完全被
I realize you're currently at the mercy
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最原始的野性冲动所控制
of your primitive biological urges,
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可是 反正你这辈子还会有
but as you have an entire lifetime
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无数错误的决定
我能不能打断这一个?
of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?
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我也很高兴见到你
请进
It's great to see you too. Come on in.
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沃罗威茨刚告诉我你的那个大骗局
Wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception.
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你有没有什么要解释的
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
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是的
我对此觉得十分难过
Yes, I feel terrible about it.
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我绝不能原谅我自己
我也不准备你会
I will never forgive myself, I don't expect you to, either,
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我想你应该让我留在这儿跟佩妮
and I would really appreciate it if you would leave me with Penny
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做一下自我检查和深刻忏悔
for a session of self-criticism and repentance.
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啊
你们能不能告诉我究竟是怎么回事儿
Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on here?
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事情是
他们让我以为
What's going on is I was lead to believe
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我在科学研究上有了惊天动地的大发现
I was making groundbreaking strides in science,
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而事实上
我记录的数据是错的
when in fact, I was being fed
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是沃罗威茨和库萨帕里
false data at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali
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还有你这个小毛毛孩儿做出来的
and your furry little boy toy.
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真的吗
Is that true?
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只有这样才能让他高兴啊
It was the only way to make him happy.
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可是你干嘛非要让他高兴呢
Well, why'd you have to make him happy?
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因为他不高兴的时候
我们都想杀了他
Because when he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him.
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我们甚至有过计划
There was even a plan.
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我们打算把他的炉子扔到外头
We were going to throw his kindle outside,
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等他出去捡的时候
把门锁上
and when he went to get it, lock the door
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冻死他
and let him freeze to death.
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这听起来有点过分吧
That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
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这不是
过分的计划是把你四肢绑到
No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs
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四队雪撬狗上
然后大喊"驾"
to four different sled dog teams and yell, "Mush."
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听者
我们保存了原始数据
Look, we kept the original data.
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你还是可以发表你的结果
You can still publish the actual results.
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但是本来的结果失败了啊
Yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful
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而我已经给大学里所有人发了电邮
and I've already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university
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告诉他们我证实了弦理论
explaining that I have confirmed string theory
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并且永远地改变了人类对宇宙的认识
and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.
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啊
真是
唉
你也许不该这么做的
Aw, see, yeah, you probably shouldn't have done that.
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那就再写一封
告诉他们真相
So write another e-mail. Set the record straight.
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没什么大不了的
It's no big deal.
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你说得对
莱纳德
You're right, Leonard.
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没什么大不了的
It's not a big deal.
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你不过是欺骗了我
摧毁了我的梦想
All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream
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并且在全校人面前羞辱了我
and humiliate me in front of the whole university.
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这个
告诉你
是讽刺
That, FYI, was sarcasm.
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事实上
我相信这是很大很大的事情
I, in fact, believe it is a big deal.
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哦
多可怜啊
Oh, the poor thing.
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是啊
我很难过
Yeah, I feel terrible.
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等等
你不去跟他谈谈吗
Wait wait, aren't you going to go talk to him?
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什么
呃
他没事的
What? Uh, he'll be fine.
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那家伙很坚强的
过来么
The guy's a trooper. Come here.
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你说的对
你是不该跟他谈
No, you're right-- you shouldn't talk to him.
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该我来
I will.
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天哪
我怎么就没一点好运呢
Man, I cannot catch a break.
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想聊聊吗
Do you want to talk?
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聊什么
About what?
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聊我是怎么被朋友欺骗的吗
Being betrayed by my friends?
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毫无意义地在北极呆了三个月
Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?
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我连动漫展都没去成
And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con!
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哦
亲爱...
Oh, hon...
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嗯
Uh...
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软软的猫猫
温温的猫猫...
Soft kitty, warm kitty...
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那是我生病时候唱的
伤心不是生病
That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.
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对不起
Oh. Sorry.
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我不知道你伤心的歌啊
I don't know your sad song.
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我没有伤心的歌
我又不是小孩儿
I don't have a sad song. I'm not a child.
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你知道么
我其实理解你的心情
Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through.
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真的吗
Really?
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你刚刚被人抢走了服务员的
Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing
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诺贝尔奖吗
stolen from you?
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没有
不过我高三的时候
Well, no, but when I was a senior in high school,
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我的一个朋友听说
one of my friends heard
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我会被选为啦啦队的队长
I was going to be named head cheerleader.
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哦
我那个高兴啊
Oh, I was so excited.
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我妈甚至给我烤了一个庆祝馅饼
My mom even made me a celebration pie.
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结果他们把队长给了那个笨透了的瓦丽瑞·马斯巴赫
Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader.
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那个贱货
Big old slutbag.
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你是说
Are you saying
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你认为"庆祝馅饼"
that you think a "celebtion pie"
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能跟诺贝尔奖相提并论吗
is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize?
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嗯
那馅饼很好吃呢
Well, they're pretty tasty.
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还有一个不同的
但并非完全无关的事情
And on a different, but not unrelated topic,
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就看你现在对我的鼓励方式
based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits,
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你难道真相信你能胜任
do you truly believe that you were ever fit
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给运动员加油的工作吗
to be a cheer leader?
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听着
谢尔顿
我只是不认为
Look, Sheldon, I just don't think
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莱纳德他们真想伤害你
that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you.
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你明白吗
他们只是为了摆脱困境
You know? They just told an unfortunate lie
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而撒了个很糟的谎
to deal with a difficult situation.
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好吧
你知道是什么样吗
Okay, you know what it's like?
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记得那个新的《星际迷航》电影里
Remember that scene in the new Star Trek movie
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柯克要占领飞船
when Kirk has to take over the ship,
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他就对史波克说了很多谎
so he tells Spock all that stuff he knew wasn't true,
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比如说史波克不在乎他妈妈的死之类的
like saying Spock didn't care his mom died?
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我错过了动漫展
连新的《星际迷航》电影也错过啦
I missed Comic- Con and the new Star Trek movie!
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我喜欢你的新造型
I like the new look.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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我称之为"克鲁尼" [著名演员]
I call it "the Clooney."
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我称之为"玛丽和路易" [超级玛丽游戏系列]
不过无所谓
I call it "the Mario and Luigi but whatever.
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嘿 谢尔顿怎么样了
Hey, how's sheldon doing?
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他早上从他房间出来时
Well, he came out of his room this morning
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带着黑武士头盔
wearing his Darth Vader helmet and
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想用“能量”砍死我
trying to chop me to death with the "force"
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所以我觉得他好点了
so I would say "a little better."
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请原谅我突然改变我们的话题
If I may abruptly change the subject,
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你最终有没有跟佩妮那样
did you and Penny finally... you know.
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-霍华德 -我本人是不关心
- Howard... - Personally, I don't care,
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但是我的小弟弟叫我问你
but my genitals wanted me to ask.
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告诉你的小弟弟
Well tell your genitals
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我跟佩妮的进展不关他的事
what I do with Penny is none of their business.
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他说他们没发生那种事
He says they didn't do it.
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谢尔顿 这边
Sheldon, over here.
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你在做什么
What are you doing?
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他让我感到难受
well, I feel bad for the guy.
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谢尔顿 你为什么单独坐在那里
Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
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因为我没有朋友
Because I am without friends.
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我就像德国童谣唱的奶酪一样
独自生存
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone.
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[德语]独自就座
Evenhile seated.
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拜托 我们向你道歉了
Come on. We said we we sorry.
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你的一句"我很抱歉"
It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"
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和从佩妮店里面买的道歉馅饼
and a store-bought apology pie from Penny
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都不能抵消你们对我犯下的罪行
to make up for what you've done to me.
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嘿 库珀
Hey, Cooper.
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我看到了你发的收回信
Read your retraction email.
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这下你的名誉可毁了
Way to destroy your reputation.
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看到了吧
You see?
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整个早上人们一直指指点点嘲笑我
People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
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不光是今天早上
That's not true.
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人们一直都在指指点点嘲笑你
People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
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好了 我受够了
All right, I've had enough.
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各位请注意
Attention, everyone.
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我是谢尔顿·库珀博士
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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正如你们中的许多来自物理系的人所知
As many of you in the physics department might know,
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我的事业轨迹出现了小小的曲折
my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.
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坠下了悬崖
Off a cliff.
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我的名誉多少受到了点损坏
My credibility may have been damaged
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彻底损坏了
Completely wrecked.
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但是我想提醒各位的是
But I would like to remind you that in science,
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在科学领域不存在失败
there's no such thing as failure.
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曾有一个人因为
There once was a man who was referred to his prediction
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他对一个宇宙常数的预测而被称为他事业中的最大错误
of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder"
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这个人的名字就是
of his career. That man's name was--
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你们猜
你们猜
surprise, surprise--
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爱因斯坦
Albert Einstein.
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但是暗能量的研究
Yeah, but research into Dark Energy
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证明爱因斯坦的宇宙常数
proved that Einstein's cosmological constant
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是一直正确的
所以你仍然是一个
was actually right all along, so you're still--
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你们猜
你们猜
surprise, surprise--
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失败者
a loser.
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哦
你以为你很聪明
Oh, you think you're so clever.
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但是
让我来告诉你
Well, let me just tell you,
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虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳你
while I do not currently have a scathing retort,
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但我想到之后会发邮件给你的
you check your e-mail periodically for a doozy.
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我们和谢尔顿的友谊算是完了
So much for our friendship with Sheldon.
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不过暖气停了的那晚将会一直留在我们的记忆中
Well, we always have the night the heat went out.
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-嗨 -嘿
- Hi.
- Hey.
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以为我们昨天晚上被打断了
Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night,
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我没找到机会给你这个
I didn't have a chance to give you this.
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哦
莱纳德
你不用这样的
Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have.
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哦
天哪
Oh, boy!
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这是什么
What is it?
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一片雪花
It's a snowflake.
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北极的雪花
From the North Pole.
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真的吗
Are you serious?
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是啊
Uh-huh.
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永不变质的
It'll last forever.
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我把它保存在纯净的 聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了
I preserved
in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
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天哪
Oh, my God.
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这是我听到但没能理解的话中
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
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最浪漫的一句
that I didn't understand.
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其实这个过程挺简单的
It's actually a pretty simple process.
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氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于
You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on--
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红色警报
莱纳德
谢尔顿跑了
Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.
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天
我就不能走运一回
Man, I cannot catch a break.
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你怎么知道他跑了
So, how do you know he ran way?
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他不接电话
Well, he's not answering his phone,
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向学校提交了辞职报告
he handed in his resignation at the university
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他还发短信给我说
“我跑了”
and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."
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好吧
谢谢你告诉我
Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.
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莱纳德
你不要做点什么吗
Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?
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当然要做了
Of course I'm going to do something.
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霍华德
你去漫画书店看看
Uh, Howard, you check the comic book
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拉杰去泰国饭馆看看
Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.
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我跟佩妮呆在她家里
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
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我靠
Oh, damn it
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是谢尔顿他妈
It's Sheldon's mother.
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我算是走不了运了
A break cannot be caught.
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你好
库珀夫人
Hi, Mrs. Cooper.
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是嘛
he is?
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谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了
Sheldon went home to Texas
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是的
我知道他辞职了
Yeah, no, I know he resigned.
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是的
我想是我们的错
Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.
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不不不
你是对的 是要有人跟他谈谈
No, no, no. You-you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.
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别担心
我会处理的
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
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好的
好吧
Yeah. All right.
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新计划
New plan.
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霍华德
你和拉杰特去得克萨斯
Howard, you and Raj go to Texas.
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我跟佩妮呆在她家里
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
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你不跟他们一起去吗
Well, you're not gonna go with them?
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我刚刚送给你雪花
Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake
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我们正在接吻
and we were kissing and...
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拜托
我可不想这时候去得克萨斯
Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!
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你以为我想去
Oh, right, and I do?
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我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]
My people already crossed a desert once.
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我们不再干了
We're done.
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相信我
你会没事的
再见
Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.
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等一下
莱纳德
Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on,
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你怎么能不去呢
他是你最好的朋友
how can you not go? He's your best friend.
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没错
但他的裸体我已经看过了
Yeah, but I already saw him naked.
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我保证我会等着你回来
I promise I will be he when you get back.
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放心去帮谢尔顿吧
Just go help Sheldon.
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真的
Really?
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是啊
我们已经等了几个月了 再等几天又有何妨
Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.
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你也许能等
Maybe you can.
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快去
Go.
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