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你是星战银河系里的吗
Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?
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是
Yes.
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是原始三部曲里的吗
Were you in the original trilogy?
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是
Yes.
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是不是我钱包里 夹着一张你穿金属比基尼的照片
Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
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老天
我可不希望如此
God, I hope not.
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不对
不是莱娅公主
And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
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轮到我了
Okay, okay. My turn. Um...
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六部星战电影都有你吗
Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
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-对
-有意思
- Yes. - Interesting.
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你是机器人吗
Are you a droid?
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是
Yes.
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是不是有点像闪闪亮的谢尔顿
Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
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是
Yes.
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C-3PO
C-3PO.
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猜对了
You got it.
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太荒谬了
That's preposterous.
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我才不像C-3PO呢
I do not resemble C-3PO.
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别误会
Don't get me wrong.
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虽然受宠若惊
但我不这么认为
I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
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[手机铃声:她用科学迷了我的眼]
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是莱斯利·温克尔
Leslie Winkle.
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接通"互利友人"
You've reached "Friends with Benefits."
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性爱电招
请按一
For a booty call, press one now.
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什么叫做
What exactly does that expression mean,
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"互利友人"
"friends with benefits"?
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他给她提供健康保障了?
Does he provide her with health insurance?
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不是
No.
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想象你和某人 保持性交关系
Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with,
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但同时能和任何人约会
but you were free to date whoever you wanted.
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抱歉
我想不出任何一个
I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that.
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还是玩游戏吧
All right. Back to the game.
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应该轮到我了
I believe it's my turn.
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你们随时可以提问了
You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.
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你是斯波克吧[星战人物]
Are you Spock?
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我不喜欢这个游戏
I don't like this game.
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轮到谁了
So, where were we?
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你不是应招去做爱吗
Aren't you leaving for your booty call?
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不是
是其他事
No, it was something else.
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怎么什么事都要和性爱挂钩
拜托
Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.
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轮到谁了
Whose turn is it?
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到你了
We were up to you.
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好
开始吧
Great. Just start.
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好
Okay, let's see.
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你是连续剧里的吗
Are you from a TV series?
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她把我甩了
She dumped me!
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我看他是《巴比伦5号》的
I bet he's someone from Babylon 5.
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我们猜不中了
We're never going to get it.
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莱斯利怎么了
为什么甩你
What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?
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我不知道
她就说
I don't know. She just said,
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霍华德
老娘见异思迁了
"Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."
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然后电话哔了一声就挂了
Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.
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我不明白
I don't understand.
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如果你们之间没有感情
If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why
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怎么情绪反应得这么波动
are you having what appears to be an emotional response?
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谢尔顿
他显然对她有感情
Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
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我当然对她有感情
Of course I had feelings for her.
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我看了她的裸体呢
老天
I saw her naked, for God's sake.
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你要转移一下注意力
Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it.
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想不想去漫画书店
Do you want to go to the comic book store?
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或者看部电影
Maybe go see a movie?
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我哪也不想去
I don't want to go anywhere.
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我发现内华达州有一大堆
I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada
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特别设计的城市能帮霍华德这类人
designed specifically to help people like Howard
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忘却他们的烦恼
forget their problems.
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直接用新烦恼替代
They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism,
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比如酗酒
赌博
性传播疾病
gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.
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是我想错了
还是谢尔顿在说去维加斯
Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?
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我没去过那儿
你呢
I've never been there. Have you?
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我也没有
Me? No.
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我引用文森·沃恩在《摇摆者》里的话而已
I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.
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应该不错啊
反正现在周末也空下来了
It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open, now that...
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就这么办
我们去维加斯吧
Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.
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-现在就去吗
-何乐而不为呢
- Now? Right now? - Why not?
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大家都做即兴的事
People do things "right now," all the time.
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我们也即兴一把
Why can't we be "right now" people, too?
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回家收拾行李
我们就是即兴一族了
Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.
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但是 我得先去药店买药
I mean, I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription,
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买完药
我们就即兴去
but after that, we'll go right now.
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你意下如何
霍华德
What do you say, Howard?
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我觉得
I say...
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去维加斯吧
"Vegas, baby!"
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你怎么跟你妈说
What are you going to tell your mother?
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我去海洋世界
"Sea World, baby!"
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谢尔顿
你去吗
Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?
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即使让丽蝇在我耳道里
I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs
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产卵孵幼虫
我也不去
and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.
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行
我们会给你带T恤
Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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你好啊
邻居
Hello, neighbor.
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你好
谢尔顿
Hello, Sheldon.
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这个美好的夜晚过得愉快么
And how are you this fine evening?
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愉快
Great.
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很好
真高兴
Good. I'm glad.
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是吗
Really?
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你喝醉了?
Are you drunk?
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我就是心情好嘛
I'm just in a good mood.
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我的同胞们都去维加斯了
While my compatriots are in Las Vegas,
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我就能在这美好的夜晚 独自享受《孤独要塞》了
I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
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你指的是超人的那个大冰冻那啥对吧
That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
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我现在心情好
You know, I'm in such a good mood,
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居然觉得你对英语词汇掌握之贫乏
I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp
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甚至有一点可爱的说
of the English language folksy and charming today.
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什么闻着这么香
Mmm. What smells so good?
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这是奶油咖喱的醉人香气
That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer,
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更是对这个自由的傍晚
a perfect culinary representation
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通过美食的完美体现
of the freedom this evening holds.
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这不光是库萨帕里所厌恶的印度美食
Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes,
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并且有大量花生作为配菜
it contains a generous helping of peanuts,
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能把沃罗威茨变成一个97磅的呼哧呼哧的大泡泡
which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.
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还有
主料是干酪
一种农家芝士
And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese
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莱纳德食用后会瞬间让同房间的人
that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable
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死不见血
within minutes.
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好吃啊
Yum.
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那就祝你晚上玩得开心
Well, enjoy your big evening.
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佩妮
Penny.
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我知道你今晚也是一个人
I realize you're also on your own tonight,
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如果你万一觉得一个人无聊了
so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do,
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请不要来打扰我
please do not disturb me.
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谢尔顿
玩得开心
Have fun, Sheldon.
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当然会了
Oh, I shall.
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不要啊
No!
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超人同志
您怎么了
What's wrong, Superman?
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被锁在你的大冰冻那啥外面了么
Locked out of your big ice thingy?
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快看
Look at this.
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漱口水
润肤露
沐浴液
Mouthwash, lotion, body wash.
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洗发水护发素
Shampoo and conditioner
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全部在一个小瓶子里
together in one tiny bottle.
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我爱拉斯维加斯
I love Las Vegas.
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霍华德
能借我你的须后水用用么
Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?
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黑色的包里
上面那层
Black case, top compartment.
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这么多古龙水
That's a lot of cologne.
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第一排是你要的麝香型
First row are your musks. Second is woods,
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第二排是木头 皮革和植物味
leathers and botanicals.
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第三排是配套的外激素
慎用
Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.
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霍华德
精神可嘉
That's the spirit, Howard.
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我们能行
Yes, we can.
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我们走吧
Come on. Let's go.
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你们先去
我还有封邮件要回
You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.
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才不是邮件呢
你在看莱斯利的FACEBOOK主页
That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
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好吧
Okay, fine.
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我是在看她的主页
I'm checking her Facebook page.
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你看她的状态更新了
她说她把我甩了
Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me.
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大家需要知道是我甩了她
People need to know I dumped her.
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事实是她甩你啊
But she did dump you.
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拉杰
醒醒吧
互联网上无事实
Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
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你们先去吧
我等下就去找你们
Just go. I'll catch up with you.
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好吧
All right.
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我们该计划一下
万一我们走桃花运呢
Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
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如果我走运了
我就带她
Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her
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去我在哥谭城外的古堡[蝙蝠侠居住的城市]
to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...
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如果你走运了
我就去月亮上睡
if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
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计划不错
Sounds like a plan.
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等着
我记得备用钥匙就放在这附近
Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
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我们有个碗
We have a bowl.
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钥匙都放那个碗里
Our keys go in a bowl.
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你应该弄个碗
You should get a bowl.
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那么请问美丽心灵的谢尔顿·库珀
So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper
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是怎么忘带钥匙的
forget his key in the first place?
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我把它们落在碗里了
I left them in the bowl.
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我想起来备用钥匙在哪了
I just remembered where the emergency key is.
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-在哪
-在你们家
- Where? - In your apartment.
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怎么在我们家
What's it doing in my apartment?
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我几周前去过
Well, I went in there a few weeks ago,
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你们不在家
被我落在那了
and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
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你进了我...为什么
You went in my... Why would...
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你说什么呢
What are you saying?
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没什么大不了的
It's not a big deal. I was making
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我泡咖啡的时候没牛奶了
coffee and I ran out of milk.
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你就是那个偷奶贼啊
You're the milk thief!
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莱纳德说我疯了 但我知道牛奶盒是轻了一些
Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
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好啦
谢尔顿
淡定
All right. Sheldon, look. Just calm down.
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我给公寓管理员打电话
叫他来开门
I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.
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你可以一边等
一边吃饭
You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting.
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吃?
我的晚饭?
在你家?
Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?
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是啊
怎么了
Yeah. Why not?
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是啊
怎么了
Sure. Why not?
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日落之后
我们再坐着我的小皮卡
And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup
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去小溪边裸泳多好
and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.
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因为今天是失去理智的日子
Cause today is the day to stop making sense.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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告诉你
莱纳德
老虎机
I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...
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大胸吧台妹端来的免费饮料
free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid
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只要三块九毛五的鲜虾自助
and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95.
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迪斯尼一边去吧
Disneyland can suck it.
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这里真是人间仙境
This is the real happiest place on earth.
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哥们快看
Dude, check it out!
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还有整月的洗衣钱
That's laundry for a month!
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你好
Hello.
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你叫什么
What's your name?
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拉杰·罗摩衍那·库萨帕里
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
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你好
拉杰拉杰·罗...
Hello, Rajesh Ra--
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嗨
拉杰
Hi, Rajesh.
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我是迈克拉
I'm Michaela.
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你好
迈克拉
Hello, Michaela.
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你想来个小小的聚会么
So, you interested in a little party?
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好啊
我喜欢聚会
Why, yes, I love to party.
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聚会是我的中间名
Party is my middle name.
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如果不是罗摩衍那的话
Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.
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拉杰
我能和你说句话么
Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?
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莱纳德
现在不行
Not now, Leonard.
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迈克拉邀请我去聚会呢
Michaela's inviting me to a party.
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你最好给月亮打个电话
You better call the moon
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确认一下他们有没有给你备床
and make sure they have a bed for you.
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拜托
我真的有话要跟你说
Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
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抱歉
我马上回来
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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不要乱跑哦
Don't go anywhere.
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最好连动都不要动
保持造型哦
Don't move. Just stay the beautiful,
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你就像一朵未经采摘
娇艳欲滴的美式鲜花
unspoiled American flower that you are.
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伙计
你发什么神经啊
What's wrong with you, dude?
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那个女人已经深深地被我的雄性激素吸引了
That woman was all up in my jammy.
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好吧
我真的不想打击 你所谓的"雄性激素"
Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,
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但我可以肯定她只是个娼妓
but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.
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什么
What?
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不能吧
No...
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那我换个方式解释吧
Let me put it this way:
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在你的一生中
能有几个超级美女
In your entire life, how many gorgeous women
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会一进酒吧就过来跟你搭讪
have walked straight up to you in a bar
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还问你要不要去参加派对?
and asked if you wanted to party?
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或许我可以感化她
Maybe I can save her.
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或许吧
但我猜你可能会为此 付出每小时500美元的代价
Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
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很高兴认识你 祝你的未来更加灿烂美好
It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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随你便
Whatever.
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天啊
我已经开始想她了
Oh, I miss her already.
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看来霍华德不行了
Oh, Howard's losing it.
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他在博客上最新的留言写着
Check out his latest Twitters.
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我正处于黑洞的最底端 凝视着绝望的深渊
"I'm at the bottom of a black hole "staring into the abyss.
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我的生活毫无意义
我的未来一片茫然
My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
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要不带他去看蓝人乐队吧
Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?
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你觉得会有用吗
You think that'd help?
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"今日美国"称他们为"老少咸宜爆笑组合"
USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."
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我不知道
霍华德不是那种 通吃老少咸宜乐趣的人
I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy.
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真可惜他没在这
见不到那个妓女
It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker.
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她绝对是他喜欢的类型
标准的妓女
She's exactly his type; a hooker.
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如果给钱请她帮忙
霍华德一定能振作起来
You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.
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我坚决不同意让妓女去安抚沃罗威茨
We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.
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我是如此孤独
熊熊的欲火燃烧着我
"I'm so lonely and horny,
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我随时会开一瓶20美元的花生酱
然后全部干掉
I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
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让她报个价
应该不会被打吧
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
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你今天过得好吗
So how was your day?
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你想跟我聊家常吗
Are you trying to make small talk?
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亲爱的
你真的不必这么做
Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.
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错
这是个惯有的习俗
No, it's the accepted convention.
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你今天过得好吗
How was your day?
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他们把餐厅的值班表全都打乱了
Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,
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所以我的时间会跟平时有点不一样
so my hours are gonna be a little differe...
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抱歉
我对此一点都不感兴趣
快吃吧
I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
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你好啊
小姐
Hello again.
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你们好啊
Oh, hi.
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你好
如果您不忙的话
Yeah, hi. Listen, um... if you're not busy,
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我们想知道你是否...
we were thinking maybe you could...
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我们其实是想问...
We were wondering...
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你到底是不是娼妓
...if you're really a prostitute.
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你们是警察吗
You guys cops?
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当然不是
No.
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那好
我是娼妓
I'm a prostitute.
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太好了
Okay, great.
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事情是这样的
我们有个朋友
Uh, the thing is, we've got this friend,
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他被甩了
很沮丧
and he's kind of down in the dumps.
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我们觉得你可以让他振作起来
And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.
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用你的床上功夫
With sex.
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不用说的这么直白吧
I think she knows what I meant.
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你在那兜来兜去她怎么可能明白
How can she when you beat around the bush?
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她可是红灯区的
She's from the mean streets
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那里的人都是二话不说直接干正事的
where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.
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放心吧
我会好好照顾你们的朋友
Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend.
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好的
太棒了
Okay, terrific.
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那请问能不能不让他
Uh, um... listen, is there a way that we can do this
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知道你的真实身份是...
where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...
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娼妓
Prostitute.
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你们想要女友式的服务啊
You want the girlfriend experience.
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对
对
正是
Yes. Yeah, exactly.
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女友式的服务
The girlfriend experience.
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其实
能不能再问一下
Actually, if it's not too much to ask,
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能不能搞成犹太人式的女友服务
could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
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这是第20个问题了
Okay, that's question 20.
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你接着猜
You have to guess.
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谢尔顿
放过我吧
I don't know, Sheldon.
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你是《星球大战》吗
Are you Star Wars?
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一个人怎么可能变身成一部电影呢
How can one person be a whole movie?
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00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,270
我放弃了
能不能找点别的事干
Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else?
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好吧
Fine.
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00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,270
其实人家是斯波克啦
I was Spock.
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你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗
Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?
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什么
What?
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00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,110
你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗
Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?
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00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,640
这是谁无中生有的
Where did that even come from?
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是他说的吗
Did he say we were?
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00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840
不
莱纳德什么都没说
No, Leonard said nothing.
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00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,710
但他假装说你的信寄错了
But who knows what goes on over here
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谁知道你们到底在搞什么
when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?
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只是寄信
没有其他
Just mail, no benefits.
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00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,340
我明白了
I see.
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00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,640
你为什么问这个
Why are you asking?
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00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:06,340
我对于整个交际圈很是好奇
I'm curious about the whole social construct.
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00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:10,370
表面上看来 关于满足个人性欲方面
On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite--
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假设某人受到这方面的折磨
assuming one is afflicted with such--
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00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:17,560
没有感情上的纠葛 这看似相当具有实用性
without emotional entanglement, that seems eminently practical.
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不过
据我观察 霍华德·沃罗维茨却是 哭得像个小女孩一样
What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
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有些人只是无法处理好 那种关系而已
Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.
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你能么
Can you?
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00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,840
什么
Excuse me?
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00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,940
你能否做到跟一个与自己
Are you able to have sex with men
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毫无情感依恋的男人上床呢
without developing an emotional attachment?
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谢尔顿
我实在不想跟你讨论这个话题
Sheldon, I really don't want to talk about this with you.
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00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,510
这个话题让你感到不适了吗
Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
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当然了
我很不爽
看不出来吗
Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell?
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00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,670
我看不出来
I really have no idea.
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00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,870
我实在不擅长解读
I don't particularly excel
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脸部表情和肢体语言
at reading facial expressions, body language...
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我要发飙了
谢同学
I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!
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谢谢
我了解了
Thank you. That's very helpful.
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好啦
极品虾仁在哪儿呢
All right, where are these amazing shrimp?
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00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,540
看
Behold.
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00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:11,440
说真的
你觉得这有婴儿手臂大吗
Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm?
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00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,270
迷你婴儿
A little baby.
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00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,610
我回房间了
Okay, I'm going back to the room.
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00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,770
天啊
上一盘上等"胸肉" 他们会死么!
Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
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你好
我叫霍华德·沃罗维茨
Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.
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我叫埃斯特·罗森布拉特
Esther Rosenblatt.
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看来管理员今晚不来了
给你
I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.
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你准备让我睡沙发么
Are you suggesting I sleep on the