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有问题吗
Problem?
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-这是泰国菜
-又来了
- This is Thai food. - Here we go.
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我们周四不吃泰国菜
We don't have Thai food on thursday.
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我们吃批萨
We have pizza on thursday.
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对
但我们说过每月第三个星期四
Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday
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是一切皆有可能的星期四
At every month would be anything can happen thursday.
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显然没有满足我的消化系统要求
Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system
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在一切皆有可能的星期四
which when startle has its own version
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也有自己的要求
On anything can happen thursday.
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拜托
一切皆有可能的星期四
Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday
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它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活
Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.
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刻板
你是说连贯性吧
Rut? i think you mean consistency.
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如果要废除这个
And if we're going to abandon that,
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那干嘛要叫它星期四
Then why even call it thursday?
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直接称为狂口日
Let's call it quorncle day,
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分为29小时17分钟
And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,
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杀鸡宰羊来庆祝 感谢万能的刻板之主
And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.
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我同意杀鸡宰羊
I can go for some goat.
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谢尔顿
我们说好今晚做点改变
Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.
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好啊
All right.
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我们去漫画书店吧
Let's go to the comic book store.
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我们昨晚就去过了
We went to the comic book store last night.
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昨天是星期三
Last night was Wednesday
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星期三是漫画之夜
Wednesday is comic book night
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今天去就是周四去啦
Tonight we will be going on Thursday
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因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四
Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday
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何必出去
Rather then get outside,
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在饭盒面前拜神啊
谢尔顿
But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.
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我们今晚到底干什么
So what are we gonna do tonight?
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听我的建议吧
If I may profer a suggestion
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在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧
in bars, all across this great nation
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我们的周四应该是美女之夜
Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night
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到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动
Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking
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99分一杯的玛格丽特
99 cent margaritas
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还有买一送一的果子冻饮料
and two-for-one jello shot
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拜托
霍华德
Come on Howard,
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我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零
The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero
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你听过德瑞克方程式么
ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation
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那个用来估算 与外星人接触的概率
The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials
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通过计算逐步增加的
By calculating the product of increasing
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一系列分数值的乘积
restricted
series of fractional value
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比如具有行星的星系
such as external planet
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或者有生命存在的行星
and the planet likely to develop life
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N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L
N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L
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对
就是那个
Yeah, That one.
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你可以通过把
you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex
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数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和
by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA
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通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量
and the number of those i find attractive
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用来计算我们有爱可做的概率
by what i call the wolowitz coefficient
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沃罗威茨系数?
The wolowitz coefficient?
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欲望*次数*压力的平方
needing us times stress size square
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计数来看
counting the numbers i come
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我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴
up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius
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你开玩笑吧
you're joking.
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我是个性饥渴的工程师
莱纳德
i am a horny engineer leonard.
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我从不拿数学和性开玩笑
i never joke about math or sex.
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那还等什么
俺们快去钓马子
what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.
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你说得对
oh, you're right.
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今天是一切皆有可能的星期四
it's anything can happen thursday
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大家去酒吧美眉
let's hit the club and meet hot women.
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太对了
看好女儿哦
here we go, lock up your daughter.
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不然我们上完可不买账哦
we're going to hit them and quit them.
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还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧
or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.
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也是个好主意
also a good plan.
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好吧
但下个一切皆有可能的星期四
all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.
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我们一定要去酒吧
we ll definitely go into a bar
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当然了
Absolutely.
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听见没有
美女们
我们迟早会临幸你们的
You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.
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有意思
Fascinating.
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伙计们
去哪儿
Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?
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漫画书店
To the comic bookstore.
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你可能在想
星期三去漫画书店
You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday
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明明要掉到兔子洞
怎么就变成迷幻世界了
Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.
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如果你没有听懂的话
If you've failed to take into account Penny
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今天是一切皆有可能的星期四
This is anything-can-happen-Thursday
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被你说对了
You got me.
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你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画
Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics
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给我外甥当生日礼物
for my nephew's birthday?
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你说的是漫画书吧
No, I think you mean comic books
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漫画只是苍白无力的幽默
comics are feeble attempts humor featuring
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搞些说话的小人儿
拟人的宠物
talking babies and anthropomorphized pets
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旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"
found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.
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莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画
Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
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好啊
他爱看什么
Sure what does he like?
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不晓得
他才13岁
随便挑吧
I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.
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随便挑?
Just pick out anything?
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说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下
May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him
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给他挑一套新衣服
without knowing his size.
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或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下
or pick out his career form
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给他挑一份工作申请表
without knowing his aptitude.
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又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下
or pick out his breakfast cereal
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给他挑一盒早餐麦片
without knowing his fiber requirements
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或者他喜不喜欢小软糖
Or his feelings about little marshmallows.
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《蜘蛛侠》
给他挑《蜘蛛侠》
Spider-man. get him spider-man.
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《神奇蜘蛛侠》
《终极蜘蛛侠》
《惊奇蜘蛛侠》
Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,
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《惊险蜘蛛侠》
《蜘蛛侠2099》
The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099?
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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你知道他会说个没完
You know this can go on all night.
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直接跟我们去吧
Why don't you just come with us?
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我就是不想跟你们去
That's what I was trying to avoid.
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我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了
Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.
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多可爱的小店啊
Aw, what a cute, little store.
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大家都盯着我
Ev-everybody's staring at me.
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别担心
他们比你还惊讶呢
Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.
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咋不像呢
Unlikely.
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送这个给我侄子怎么样
Here, what about this one for my nephew?
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-眼光一流
-太好了
- A superb choice. - oh, great.
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但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》
Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,
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还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建
And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.
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什么是多元宇宙
What's a "multiverse"?
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带她出去
Get her out of here.
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来吧
我帮你选
Come on, I'll help you pick something.
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没错
她和我们是一起的
That's right. she's with us.
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这些家伙真可怜
Guys like that are so pathetic.
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说说看
Tell me about it.
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瞧
新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦
Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.
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好啊
莱纳德
Oh, hey, leonard.
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需要帮忙吗
Can I help you find something?
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你好
史都华
这是佩妮
Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.
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她想买几本漫画书
She's just looking for some comic books.
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是吗
Oh, really, wow.
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如果不是自愿来的
眨两下眼睛
Blink twice if you're here against your will.
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还好啦
史都华
I think we're fine, stuart.
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需要帮忙就叫我
Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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他人好像挺不错呢
Oh, he seems like a nice guy.
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你说喜欢漫画的人吗
You mean for someone who's into comic books?
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不
不是
No. no-no-no.
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我是说...没错
I just meant for... yeah.
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佩妮
Penny,
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喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人
Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.
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史都华是个天才艺术家呢
Stuart's a terrific artist.
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他在罗德岛学校学过设计
He went to the rhode island school of design.
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那那个穿超人T恤
What about the guy over there in the
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还塞进运动裤的人呢
Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?
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那是运动裤船长
Uh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants.
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他确实不是我说的那种人
He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.
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-买过
-买过
- Got it. - got it.
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-没买
- 没买
- Need it! - Need it!
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放手
谢尔顿
Let it go, sheldon.
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为什么
我先看到的
Why should I let go? I saw it first.
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但我从正面看到的
Yes, but I saw it from the front.
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这算什么伎俩
A far less impressive feat.
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拜托
Oh, come on!
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我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的
I need this for my batman collection.
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我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢
Well, I need it for my robin collection.
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石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克
Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-spock?
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我干嘛要冒险
Why would I gamble?
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我的
放手
It's mine. let go.
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-你放手
-你放手
- You let go. - no, you!
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-你放手
-怎么回事
- No, you! - problem?
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他抢我的漫画书
Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.
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是我的才对
It's my comic book!
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莱纳德
做个裁决
Leonard, we need a ruling.
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裁两半吧
Cut it in half?
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打扰一下
Excuse me.
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你好啊
Oh, hello again.
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给13岁男孩的礼物
你有什么推荐
Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?
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13岁的女孩
A 13-year-old girl.
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如果你一定要选漫画的话
试试这个
But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.
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《地狱神探》
Oh, hellblazer.
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讲什么的
What's this about?
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一个走在正邪之间
因抽烟患有肺癌
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,
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被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事
Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.
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如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨
Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,
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真不知道什么会了
I don't know what will.
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这画的是我?
Is this me?
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看情况了
你喜欢么
Depends. do you like it?
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画的真棒
Wow, it's really good.
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没错
就是你
Yes, that's you.
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太可爱了
但如果我不喜欢呢
That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?
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还是你
不过我就是个傻瓜
It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.
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真不敢相信
I don't believe it.
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史都华在对佩妮采取行动
Stuart's putting the moves on penny.
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我真该学学怎么画画
I have got to learn how to draw.
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再一次
你被你的恶趣味打败
Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.
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哥几个
你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?
Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?
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没人霸着谁
Nobody's up in anybody's business.
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买完东西赶紧闪人吧
Let's just buy our stuff and go.
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你有我的电话号码了
Okay, you've got my number.
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现在
把这幅画给我吧
Now, give me the picture.
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你真会砍价
You drive a hard bargain.
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给你
But here.
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记得打电话给我
All right. so, um, just give me a call.
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莱纳德
你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看
So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?
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快看
Look at that.
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这有个凹痕
That's a dent.
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谢谢
霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨
Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.
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你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"
Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic
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播到一半时居然把电视关了?
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?
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显然是这样的
Apparently so.
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你生病了?
Are you ill?
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-没有
-好的
- No. - all right.
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这么说你就是因为今天早些时候
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of
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佩妮的事而在生闷气咯
Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?
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你什么时候注意到的?
When did you pick up on that?
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就在刚才
A moment ago,
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看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]
When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic
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看到一半把电视关了的时候
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.
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想听听我的建议么
Would you like some advice?
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当然了
Sure, why not?
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现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的
Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a
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博客的好时机
Blog with an interactive comments section?
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真是谢谢你了
Gee, thanks a lot.
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你想听听我对此事的看法么
Would you rather I offer my personal insight?
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不必了
I don't need any insights.
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我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣
I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.
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我们差不多啊
We're practically the same guy.
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我不同意
Oh, I disagree.
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斯图尔特更高更有才
自己当老板
Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,
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更重要的是
他买漫画打五五折
He gets 45 percent off comic books.
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你说的没错
You're right.
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我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助
I really should be asking strangers on the internet.
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我早就说了
My original point.
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中国菜
老式游戏
Chinese food, vintage video games...
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经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦
After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,
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现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了
This is friday night the way it was meant to be.
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谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日
Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?
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大家好
Oh, hey, guys.
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佩妮好
还有史都华
Hey, penny... and stuart.
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史都华好
Hey, stuart.
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大家好
Hey, guys.
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你们哪玩去
So what are you kids up to?
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画展有史都华的一幅画
今天正好开幕
Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.
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你们两个一起去呀
真好
And you guys are going together. great...
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真不错
It is great.
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真的很不错
Really great.
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简直棒极了
Freaking awesome.
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你们打算干什么
What are you guys doing?
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今天是周五
也就是中国菜和老式游戏
It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,
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对不
Right?
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老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划
Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.
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今夜
我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORK
Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.
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而且是有漏洞的贝塔版
It's the buggy beta version.
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强
ZORK呢
Wow, zork.
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你们玩得开心
Well, you guys have fun.
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再见
Yeah. see you guys.
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再见
史都华
See you, stuart.
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-霍华德
-什么
- Hey, howard? - yes?
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带我去酒吧泡妞
Take me to a bar with women.
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-真的吗
-对
- Really? - yeah.
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好
Okay!
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我先进去把内裤脱了
Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
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为什么
Why?
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如果今晚走运
我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住
Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.
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来杯鸡尾酒
上面插把小雨伞
May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?
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-不
不用了
-为什么
- No, he may not. - why?
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我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒
I'm not sitting here with a guy
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还要插把雨伞的人坐一起
Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.
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好吧
Fine.
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换巧克力马提尼
I'll have a chocolate martini.
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又错了
Wrong again!
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拜托 你知道我不醉得像
Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless
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印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪
I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.
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听着
洛城有很多酒吧
Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles
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可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼
where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,
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但去那里已没必要点
因为没女人了
but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
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开窍了
gotcha.
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我点杯白兰地亚历山大
I'll have a brandy alexander.
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三剑客变成双飞侠了
All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.
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我们不去勾搭那些女的?
Should we talk to some of these women?
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不
现在还太早了
No. it's way too early in the night for that.
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先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦
然后呢
See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...
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我们就直接上老弱病残的
We go after the weak and the old and the lame.
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这就是你的秘诀
That's your system?
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没错
That's my system.
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如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞
她是我的
Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.
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拜托
Oh, come on.
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我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨
I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.
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如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好
Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.
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时间还早
You know, it's kind of early.
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你想喝点咖啡什么的吗
Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?
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好像咖啡晚了点啊
Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?
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你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢
Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.
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太纯洁了
That is so sweet.
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来吧
我有脱咖啡因的
Come on. I think I have decaf.
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太好了
史都华
Oh, good. stuart.
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我听到你在说话
I thought I heard your voice.
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你有空吗
Do you have a moment?
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大概吧
Uh, yeah, I guess.
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谢尔顿
我们有点忙
Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...
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你们干啥呢
What are you doing?
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我们要喝咖啡
We're having coffee.
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现在喝咖啡太晚了吧
Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?
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没事
她有脱咖啡因的
It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.
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我去找找
I'll just go look for it.
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怎么了
What's up?
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我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠
Well,
I've spent the last three hours in an online debate
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坛子上辩论
想找你帮忙
In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.
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那些小子很顽固的
Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.
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什么话题
What's the topic?
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我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的
I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,
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那么第一任罗宾
迪克·格雷森
The original robin, dick grayson,
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是他最合逻辑的继任人
Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.
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谢尔顿
恐怕你错得太离谱了
Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
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什么
More wrong?
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错是绝对化的
没有比较级的
Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
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当然有
Of course it is.
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说番茄是蔬菜是小错
It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.
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说番茄是悬索桥是大错特错
It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
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话说回来
迪克后来成了黑翼侠
But returning to the original issue, dick grayson became nightwing,
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单独成英雄了
A superhero in his own right.
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蝙蝠侠二代肯定是第二任罗宾
杰森·托特
Batman 2 has to be the second robin, jason todd.
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肯定
肯定
Has to be? has to be?
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我看你是故意挑衅
I hope you're being deliberately provocative.
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我找到了
I found the decaf!
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太好了
Oh, great!
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给我一杯凉茶
Herbal tea for me, please.
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酒保 来杯亚历山大鸡尾酒
Barkeep! Alexander me.
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那边两个怎么样
How about those two?
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不行 她们在吃花生呢
No... They're eating peanuts.
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我又过敏
亲个嘴估计就得在西奈医院呆一周
And my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week.
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角落里的那个呢
What about the ones in the corner?
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有希望
很有希望
Possible. very possible.
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你是想要那个戴颈圈的呢
Do you want the one in the whiplash collar
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还是老眨眼睛的那个呢
or the one who keeps blinking?
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我觉得眨眼睛