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好了
灭了
Okay, it's done.
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伙计们
Look, guys, for the future,
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我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛
I don't mind killing the big spiders,
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但那么小的不用我出手吧
But you have to at least try with the little ones.
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佩妮
拜托
Penny, please.
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我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多
We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
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谢尔顿
没那么严重
Sheldon, it's not so bad.
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不严重
简直是毛骨悚然
Not bad? it's horrible.
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你觉得像听故事一样
I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,
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以为不会发生在你身上
But you never think it'll happen to you.
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他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛
So they steamed your dumplings.
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算了吧
Get over it.
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拜托
换个新话题
New topic, please.
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好吧
佩妮
All right, penny.
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我借这个机会向你表达
Let me take this opportunity to point out
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你今天看起来相当令人销魂
That you are looking particularly ravishing today.
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霍华德
一千个套套都别想
Not with a thousand condoms, howard.
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这么说还真有个数量
So, there is a number.
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拜托
换个新话题
Okay, new topic, please.
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你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗
Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?
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-别说
嘘
-虾米
- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!
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楼上的人要搬了
The people upstairs are moving out.
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别说
No!
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恐怖至极
The horror...
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你干嘛非要提这事呢
Why would you just say something like that?
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不
不
不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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那我还能怎么说
How else was I supposed to say it?
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慢一点
就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸
Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.
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不能直接丢进去
You don't just drop it in.
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要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间
You let the bag sit in the water a while.
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恐怖至极
The horror...
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谢尔顿
我保证不会有事的
Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
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不可能会好了
No, it's not going to be fine.
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改变总是不好的
Change is never fine.
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人们说改变是好事
事实才不是
They say it is, but it's not.
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亲爱的
你认识那些要搬的人吗
Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?
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我从没见过他们
I never met them.
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这样他们才完美
That's what made them perfect.
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不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼
There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.
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不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声
There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.
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这一家就像是一窝小猫
They may as well have been a family of
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从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘
Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.
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但没有尿液中恼人的氨味
Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.
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我保证新来的也会安安静静的
Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.
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你怎么知道
You can't know that.
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你怎么可能知道
How can you possibly know that?
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对
我不知道
告诉你
You're right, I can't. you know what?
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任何人都可能租那个房
Anyone could rent that apartment now.
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歌剧歌手啦 跺脚舞演员啦
an opera singer, the cast of stomp...
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有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦
Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.
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你干嘛要越搞越糟
Why are you making it worse?
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我想搞好点
他不干而已
I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.
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对啊
真是好主意
You're right! that's a great idea.
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-什么
-我去租那个房
- What? - I'll take the apartment upstairs.
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我就能摆脱我妈
I can finally get away from my mother
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我们也有更多时间聚聚
And we can all spend some more time together.
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明白我的用意吧
If you catch my drift.
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恐怖至极
The horror...
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等等 你真以为我会相信
Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe
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社交礼仪规定
that social protocol dictates we
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我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家
Break our backs helplping wolowitz move,
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而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗
and then he only need buy us a pizza?
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抱歉
事实就是这样
I'm sorry, that really is how it works.
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你骗我
You' tricking me.
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说实话
好处到底是什么
You tell me the truth, what do we get?
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拉杰
搭救我吧
Raj, help me out here.
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你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一
You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.
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我就知道
I knew it!
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PS3
肯定选PS3
Ps3, definitely ps3.
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有谁会选山地车
Who would pick a mountain bike?
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别再自责了
妈
Enough with the guilt, ma.
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我们还会见面
We'll still see each other.
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我每天晚上回来和你吃饭
I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.
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你会才怪呢
The hell you will!
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我这成什么了
星级餐馆吗
What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?
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这里像橄榄园餐厅吗
Does this look like olive garden?!
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我知道了
你生气
Okay, I get it, you're angry.
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你不想让你的小小鸟离巢
You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.
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小小鸟
"little bird"?
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你都快30了
You're almost 30!
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看在上帝的份上
快飞吧
Fly, for god's sake!
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行
我不走了
Fine, I'll stay!
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高兴了吧
疯婆子
Ya happy, crazy lady?
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肯定高兴死了
I sure as hell hope so,
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因为你就是要毁掉我的生活
because you're ruining my life!
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佩妮
我是莱纳德
Hey, penny? it's leonard.
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好消息
你不用把头放进烤箱了
Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.
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看来也不用戴这个了
I guess I won't be needing this.
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苍天啊
Oh, no...
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新来滴
The new ones.
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他们来了
They're here.
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冷静点
我们还不了解他们呢
Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.
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你这是干嘛
What are you doing?
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我查查有没有乐器
I'm checking for musical instruments.
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像不像响板的声音
Does that sound like castanets to you?
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盒子上写着厨房呢
The box says "kitchen."
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那又怎样
So?
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毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么
do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?
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你们好
Hello?
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-你好
-你好
Hello. hello.
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-你好
-你好
-你好
Hello. hello. hello.
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我叫艾丽西娅
I'm Alicia.
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我搬来楼上住
I'm moving in upstairs.
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那真是太好了
That is so great.
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我叫莱纳德
Oh, I'm leonard.
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我住下面
I live downstairs.
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在这层的楼上
不过还是在你下面啦
Upstairs from here, but under you.
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不是在你人下面
是你楼下
Not under you per se, but under your apartment.
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挺好
That's nice.
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是啊 挺好
Yeah, it is.
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你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动
If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...
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你好
Hello.
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你好
Hello.
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你好
Hello.
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从一到十打分
On a scale of one to ten
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你怎么给自己打分呢
How light of foot would you describe yourself
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一表示一点也不像猫
With one being not cat-like at al
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十表示你是猫中之猫
And ten being freakishly feline?
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猫中之猫？
"freakishly feline"?
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这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题
Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?
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先不说这个
We'll come back to that one.
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谢尔顿
Sheldon...
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等一下
Hang on.
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你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞
Are you now or have you ever been a salsa
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爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞
Irish folk or break-dancer?
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没
No.
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你弄得别人不舒服了
You're making her uncomfortable.
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抱歉
Oh, I'm sorry.
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到现在为止你表现很不错
Well, if it helps you feel any better
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希望能让你感觉好点
you're doing very well so far.
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下个问题
你有生育能力吗
Next question，are you fertile?
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什么
What?!
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我在判定婴儿在我头上
I'm trying to determine whether crying
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哭哭啼啼的可能性
Infants above my head are a possibility.
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我现在没这个打算
I have no immediate plans.
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改变主意的话
记得告诉我
If that changes, let me know.
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最后一个问题
铺小地毯
赞成还是反对
And finally, area rugs, pro or con?
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-赞成
-艾丽西娅
Pro? alicia?
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-怎么
-欢迎你入住
Yes? welcome to the building.
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莱纳德
太感谢你的帮忙了
Thanks so much for helping me, leonard.
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感谢你给我帮忙的机会
Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.
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伙计们
Oh, hey, guys.
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佩妮
这是艾丽西娅
我们的新邻居
Hey, penny. this is alicia, our new neighbor.
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你好
Hi.
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你好
Hi.
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我在帮她忙呢
I'm helping.
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看得出来哦
I can see.
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艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒
无子女
赞成铺地毯
Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug.
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她还在我的考察期内
但我看好她
She's still on probation, of course, but I like her.
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T恤很酷啊
Cool t-shirt.
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是吗
我一般不这样穿的
Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this.
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我去慢跑
I'm going jogging.
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你好像从不慢跑吧
You don't jog.
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现在开始
I can start.
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行
True
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但是对于你的穿着
更可信的解释是
But the more likely explanation for your
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你又没干净衣服换了
Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.
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谢尔顿
我谢谢你
Thank you, sheldon.
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佩妮
不客气
You're welcome, penny.
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没事
你看起来很可爱
Please, you look cute.
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瞧
我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的
I'm dressed like a slob today, too.
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我觉得很惊艳啊
I think you look fantastic.
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他挺会演戏吧
This one's a player, huh?
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是啊
你要小心哦
Oh, yeah, be careful.
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谢谢提醒
Thanks for the warning. okay.
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-过会儿见
-拜拜
-I'll see you around. -see ya.
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瞧
我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的
I'm dressed like a slob today, too.
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鹦鹉学舌啊
Oh, mimicry.
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我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌
I enjoy mimicry.
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我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将
I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi.
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"这是个圈套"
"it's a trap."
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你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋
You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.
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"这是个圈套"
"it's a trap."
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"这是个圈套"
"it's a trap."
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"这是个圈套"
"it's a trap."
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请进
Come.
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祝贺一下
你终于洗衣服了
Congratulations, I see you did your laundry.
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-这个
算是吧
-什么叫算是吧
-Well, sort of. -how does one "sort of..."
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我买了新衣服
行了吧
I bought new clothes, okay?
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莱纳德在不在
Is leonard around?
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他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起
He's upstairs at Alicia's.
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好吧
行
没啥
Oh. all right, that's cool, no biggie.
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他答应过帮我装打印机
再等一会吧
He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait.
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他到底在楼上干什么呢
What exactly is he doing up there?
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我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动
In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me,
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他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响
He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo.
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他们都在楼上 是吗
Oh, they're all up there, huh?
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正常
Hmm, typical.
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这很明显不正常
It's axiomatically atypical.
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到现在为止
他们不了解艾丽西娅
Up until recently, they did not know alicia,
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也没有在其他地方相处过
And had no encounters with her in a previous location.
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以前他们从不上楼拜访房客
They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants,
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而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常
So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"
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是绝对的谬误
Is demonstrably fallacious.
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好了
现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了
Okay, now I see the giant squid head.
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这下好
我又得重新来一遍
Oh, great! now, I have to start all over again.
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我是想过租这房子
Yeah, I thought about renting this apartment,
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不过我更像那种城里
But I'm really more of a
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住跃层的黄金单身汉
"downtown loft" kind of guy.
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不错啊
你现在住跃层吗
Cool. so are you in a loft now?
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事实上
Oh, actually,
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我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居
I'm, uh, living with a woman in altadena.
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不过是纯柏拉图式的
她同时是我的女佣
Purely platonic. she's also my maid.
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听起来蛮不错的
Sounds like a sweet deal.
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不过说实话
她差你太远了
I won't lie. it's pretty dope.
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有人吗
Hello?
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我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物
Hey, I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift.
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那真是太好了
That is so sweet.
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进来
我们打开看看吧
Come on in. let's open it. great.
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你这裙子不错
Nice dress.
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哪里哪里
我今天穿得邋里邋遢的
Oh, this? I'm dressed like a slob today.
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他们正在帮我设功放
The guys have been helping me set up my sound system.
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他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了
I've never had such good-looking technical support.
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哪里哪里
Oh, pish-posh.
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我怎么知道
它意思是不值一提
I don't know, it means shucks.
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不值一提就是不值一提的意思
"shucks" means shucks.
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你就不能等等再说这个
Let one go once in a while.
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-对了佩妮
你知道还有什么奇事吗
-什么
-Hey, uh, penny, you want to hear something awesome?
-Yeah.
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艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员
Alicia is an actress, just like you.
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太棒了
That is so awesome.
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想是这样想
但也没那么容易
Well, trying to be, but it's so hard.
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是啊
跟我说说关于你的事
Yeah, I know, tell me about it.
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我在这里待了足足三个月
I've been out here three months,
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结果只搞到几个全国广告
And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials
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还有肥皂剧的小客串
And this recurring thing on a soap.
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所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作
That's why I work at the cheesecake factory.
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我感觉那些角色都不适合我
I'm holding out for the right part.
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艾丽西娅
你DVD想怎么设啊
Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for dvds
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5.1杜比还是家庭影院
5.1 dolby or dts?
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你看着办好了
小可爱
Whatever you think is best, cutie.
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家庭影院的低音更好
那就...
Well, dts has more low end, so...
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好的
Okay.
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对了各位
你们绝对会喜欢这个的
Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this.
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我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话
I read the best science joke on the internet.
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艾丽西娅
你不懂的
但是他们很喜欢这个
Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.
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就是 从前有个物理学家
Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor
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每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代
every week and orders an ice
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一个自己吃
Cream sundae for himself, and then offers one
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一个放在旁边的空座位
To the empty stool sitting next to him.
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好久都是这样 直到店主好奇问他为什么
This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.
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他说
因为我是物理学家
The man says, "well, I'm a physicist,
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而量子物理理论 告诉我们总有几率
and quantum mechanics... Teaches us "that it is possible
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这张空座位上面 的物质会变成一个
For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman
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可能爱上我的MM
Who might accept my offer and fall in love with me."
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店主然后说
这里每天
The owner then says, "well, lots of single,
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都有大队单身MM
"beautiful women come in here ever day.
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你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们
"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them,
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让她们爱上你
And they might fall in love with you?"
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物理学家说
那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢
And the physicist says, "yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?"
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这有点侮辱人
你不觉得吗
It's a little insulting, don't you think?
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怎么会知道
How would I know?
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我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的
I'm not even sure I get it.
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对了
莱纳德
Hey, leonard?
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你装好那个DVD以后
If you're done with the dvd player,
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能不能再帮我装这个打印机
can you set up my printer?
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乐意为您效劳
Uh, yeah, I'd love to.
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等你装好她的
Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer,
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来装我的吧
You could set up mine.
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你知道
你答应的...在一周前
You know, like you promised... a week ago.
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好的
我会来的
先别烦我
Yeah, I'll get to it-- don't nag me.
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好啊
美女
Hello there
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是谁啊
Who is it?
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你好
佩妮 门是开的
请进
Oh hello, penny. It's open-- come in.
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这就叫讽刺
Sarcasm.
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他们还都泡在楼上呢
Well, they're all still up there.
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你以为我没听见吗
You think I can't hear them?
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听听啊
呯呯呯
Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.
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那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋
没错的
That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.
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我不知道我为什么会介意呢
I don't even know why I care.
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我才不介意
I don't care.
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好吧
我介意得去背那个白痴笑话 但是我只介意到那个程度
All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.
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你知道吗
佩妮 蜂窝实际上
You know, penny, there's something that
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很有趣的
Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.
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有时候
Occasionally,
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新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来
A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.
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此时
When this happens,
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老蜂王要不另谋出路
The old queen must either locate to a new hive or
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要不就去拼个你死我活
Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.
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你说什么呢
我被艾丽西娅威胁了?
What are you saying, that I'm threatened by alicia?
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难道你说我是那个老蜂王 现在该滚蛋了
That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go?
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我只是在说蜜蜂
I'm just talking about bees.
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探索频道在播这个
They're on the discovery channel.
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你在说什么呢
What are you talking about?
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蜜蜂
Bees.
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我理解那个物理学家笑话了
I just got that physicist joke.
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佩妮
谢谢你给我们买晚饭
Gee, penny, thanks for buying us dinner.
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是啊
今天怎么了
Yeah, what's the occasion?
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没什么
只是感觉应该
No, no occasion-- just felt like getting
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给我的好朋友带点中国菜
some chinese chow for my peeps.
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你记得我叫你点的鸡里面
Did you remember to ask for the chicken
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莴苣要切块
With broccoli to be diced,
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-不要切丝
-记得
Not shredded?
Yes.
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-即使菜单明确说要切丝
-记得
Even though the menu description specifies shredded?
Yes.
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-红烧饭
不要白烧?
-记得
Brown rice, not white? Yes.
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-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末
You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?
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记得
Yes.
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在超市买低钠酱油?
-记得
did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? yes.
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不错
Good.
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看看别人怎么做的
莱纳德
See how it's done, leonard?
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我们今天晚上玩点啥
So, what do we got going on tonight, huh?
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玩光晕
看太空堡垒
还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?
Playing halo watching battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?
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你想看太空堡垒?
You want to watch battlestar?
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我还能说什么呢?
我不可救药地爱上了它
What can I say? I got my geek on, boys.
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不
经前综合症的表现和这个不同
No, no, pms is different.
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-谢天谢地你在家
我需要帮助
-怎么了
Oh, thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong?
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我接到电话让我去试镜
I just got a callback to audition
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在里演一个被杀了的妓女
For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.
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那我一定要看
Oh, I'd watch that.
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但我的车还在修
But my car is in the shop,
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我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城
And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes.
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没问题
我带你去
Okay, well, I'll take you.
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你真是及时雨
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
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我可以在车上帮你对台词
I'll run lines with you in the car.
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太好了
Great.
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完事之后我带你们去吃中餐
And afterward, I'll take you all out for chinese.
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实际上
不用担心
我们已经...
Oh, actually, that's okay. we already have...
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嗯
饿死啦
Yum. starving.
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在这儿吃中餐了
...chinese food right here.
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他们已经走了
佩妮 听不到你说什么了
They're gone, penny. They can't hear you.
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真不敢相信他们就这样任她利用
I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.
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她一句话就让他们 像看家狗一样跟在后面
I mean, anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.
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你知道就在上个星期
You know that just last week,
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她让霍华德大老远开车带她
She had howard drive all the way to her
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去橘子郡的叔叔家里取她的电